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Previously on 90210... I was thinking we could go on a yoga retreat.

It's run by this super-famous guru,

Guru Sona.

What are you doing here? I'm just hanging out with Dixon.

Doesn't matter.

I want to keep seeing you,

but I'm not ready for everyone to know I'm...

Gay?

Come on, Ivy. Come on.

You just saved my life.

MAN (on phone): Now, if you were trying to get your baby back,

that would be a big story.

Well, I am trying. I want to get my baby back.

I want to keep seeing you,

even if we have to sneak around.

I've recently come into a lot of money.

I'd like to make a difference in the world.

You're on a very spiritual path.

I really feel like I've had some realizations,

and I want to keep exploring.

♪ ♪

(moaning)

I shouldn't be here.

(laughing)

Yes, you should. No.

'Cause winter break is over, and it's a school night. (squeals)

Which is why I got to get my kisses in now. (laughs)

(cell phone ringing) Hold on, I got to get that.

Who was it?

Doesn't matter.

(cell phone ringing)

Wait, hold on.

Oh, we can't do this.

Silver.

I'm the other woman.

I'm a cheater, and I'm a liar. And I'm...

Your iguana is judging me.

Bernstein's not... He's not judging you.

He's myopic.

He's judging me, and I don't blame him.

This isn't me, Navid. I'm...

I'm not the girl who messes around

with her friend's boyfriend.

You're right.

What...

This has gone on long enough.

I'm gonna break up with her. What?

Not when she's trying to get her baby back.

Come on, Silver. Ade is delusional.

She's a high school dropout... (stammering)

with a ruined reputation. I mean, there's no way...

There's no way. Exactly. I mean,

when she finds out, she's going to be devastated,

and if you break up with her on top of that,

she'd fall apart.

I don't know. I think Ade's

a lot stronger than we make her out to be.

She can handle this.

Silver...

Does this look like the face of someone who can handle it?

O-Okay, that might not be the most empowering photo,

but I'm telling you that...

Okay.

So what do we do?

I don't know.

(sighs)

What we have been doing, I guess.

(chuckling)

Not that. Not now.

(laughing)

(groans)

Stop staring at me, Bernstein.

(sighs)

Oh, hey, Katherine.

Hey. There you are.

I have all of the scripts ready for the auditions tomorrow,

and I just have to tell you, I am so excited

that you guys are going to be doing

The Importance of Being Earnest.

I hope we do it justice.

Did you get 15 copies of the Cecily sides

for the audition tomorrow?

Oh, gosh. I'm sorry. My bad.

I could have sworn that you said there were 14 girls auditioning.

I did say 14.

There's someone else who I want to audition.

You.

Really? Yes.

You're clearly passionate about the theatre, so I thought

I would give you a shot.

Oh, my God!

It doesn't mean you have the part.

You still have to audition with everyone else.

Yeah. No, no. Of course.

But thank you so much.

You're welcome. All right. Good night.

(squealing)

♪ ♪

Hey.

Hey.

Boy, it's great to be back at West Bev, huh?

Totally. I'm psyched.

Yeah, it's a marvelous institution.

God, I hate it here.

It's the worst.

I miss Telluride.

You know, this past week was one of the best weeks of my life.

Me, too.

I love being with you.

(clears throat) So, what was the Chem homework, anyway?

Yo! 'Sup, T?

Hey, man. How was your break?

It's all right. How you doing, Ian? Fine.

Hey, you want to go practice for the surf meet

after school today? Sure.

Sounds good, man. Awesome.

See you, bud. IAN: See you, bud.

You know, things could always be like they were in Telluride

if you'd just tell your friends about us.

Look, I thought you said you were cool

with me taking my time. Yeah, I am.

I just think you're underestimating your friends.

Look, I'll just see you in Chem, okay?

Hi. Hello.

Did Naomi Clark just say hi to us?

I think so.

Silver. Ivy.

Wow. You look amazing.

Hey. Madonna in her Ray of Light phase.

Well, thank you. I feel good.

Healthy. It's so good to see you.

So, how was that cult thingy?

Ivy.

NAOMI: Oh, don't worry.

I know what she means.

It was incredible.

Challenging, but profound.

The guru's amazing.

She's a mentor

and an inspiration.

Plus, she has flawless skin.

Okay, so you haven't changed too much.

Well, I have and I haven't.

I'm totally different

and yet more myself than ever.

I was clinging to my leaves when I met the guru.

Your leaves?

The guru uses the tree

as a metaphor for life.

Shedding leaves

is a part of the natural cycle.

Ahh... I was in a bad place when I met her.

I was living out of fear. Wasn't really seeing my past.

Shedding my leaves.

So, Guru Sona helped you shed these...

Leaves.

Yes, that makes sense. Yeah.

She helped me get over my fear.

Is that right?

Oh, by the way,

I'm throwing a party for Guru Sona.

Just going to be a small get-together

to introduce her to some people in L.A.

You guys have to come. Sure.

Yeah, we're there. Wonderful.

Well, namaste, bitches.

"Namaste, bitches."

(laughing)

(laughing): Oh, that was so good.

That was so good.

So, uh, I got to bail on surfing today.

Annie got a chance to audition for this play.

The Importance of Earnest or something.

I don't know.

Anyway, she wants me to run lines with her, so...

Do lines with her? What?

Run lines.

I guess it's a big deal.

She said it would mean the world to her.

It's a role that will get her noticed.

(cell phone chimes)

Ugh, no. I hate Hugh Grant.

Hugh Grant is texting you?

No, it's Adrianna.

She wants to talk about something important tonight,

and she needs to see me.

Sounds like she found out she can't get her baby back.

Surprise, surprise.

Yeah, exactly. She'll be bumming.

And when she gets depressed, she eats ice cream

and she-she watches Notting Hill.

Oh, man. Oh. Oh. Starring Hugh Grant.

Hey.

I got your text.

Isn't this all a little cloak and dagger?

Don't get me wrong. It's very sexy.

Cloaks not so much, but daggers...

Someone's blackmailing me.

Oh, my God.

Are you okay?

No, I'm not okay. I'm freaking out.

God, I'm so sorry.

What are you going to do?

I don't have much choice, do I?

Yeah. Well...

I guess you were going to come out eventually,

so it will just be sooner rather than later.

No. I'm gonna pay.

What? No.

No. Screw whoever sent you this.

Don't give them a dime.

I'm gonna give them whatever they want.

Well, do you like?

(laughing)

Originally, I was thinking "penthouse, Chateau Marmont,"

but the energy vortexes here are supposed to be amazing.

Oh, it's perfect.

I can feel the vibrations now.

Yay! Okay, the caterers are going

to be doing kombucha cocktails.

Uh, food-wise, we will definitely have vegan options.

I have this guy who can make pretty much anything out of soy.

What do you think? Soy escargot?

Creepy or clever?

Okay, creepy.

You're incredible, you know that?

Well, party planning has always been my forte.

I'm sure, but that's not what I mean.

You're an extraordinary person, Naomi.

Well, I've learned everything from you, Guru Sona.

No, it's not something you've learned.

It's something that's inside you.

(sighs)

What?

(chuckles)

I think you're ready to hear this.

You're a special person, Naomi, and by that, I don't just mean

that you're adventurous and brave and honest.

Wonderfully, hilariously honest.

You have a spiritual gift.

You're on a higher plane than other people.

(chuckling): Okay.

You know I have more shoes than Imelda Marcos

and Kimora Lee combined, right?

In the teachings of the Shining Tree,

there's something--

someone-- we call the Golden Fruit.

A chosen person.

I've been on the path a long time,

and I had just about given up on finding that person.

What...

What? Me?

You have learned from me, Naomi,

but I promise you, in time,

I will be learning from you.

(Naomi gasps)

Wh-What...

Okay, um...

Okay, uh...

Oh, yes.

I was wondering if you would want

to speak at the party tonight.

Would that be something you're interested in?

I would love to. I could announce my plan

to open a new wellness center in Topanga Canyon.

Oh, my God. Seriously?

When does it open?

Hopefully, soon.

The land I have found is expensive.

And, well, people haven't been as...

generous with material wealth as I had hoped.

♪ ♪

Ade?

Oh, yay. You're here.

Hi. (smooches)

Aww.

Are you, uh...

You're not getting your daughter back, are you?

Oh. No.

But...

I got a reality show.

These producers read my story in one of the tabloids,

and they thought I'd be a great subject.

We film the pilot next week.

So you're-you're not getting your daughter back?

I gave her up for adoption.

You can't just ask

for a do-over for that kind of thing.

So, wait, did you ever even want your daughter back?

Sure. I did.

I mean...

But let's be realistic-- you know, I am...

a teenage recovering drug addict

on the cover of every tabloid magazine.

(exhales)

I can't be a mother.

But I can totally be a reality star! (giggles)

Wow.

(chuckles) Uh, unbelievable.

I mean, I knew you changed and all, but this,

this is like a whole new level of selfish.

Even for you.

What?

(chuckles) You know what?

I'm-I'm over it.

I'm finally over it, No.

Ade, like, a hundred percent just done with it.

All you care about is yourself.

That's not true. I love you. No, you don't.

You love you, Ade.

You're vain and you're shallow, and you use people.

You're a user, and you've been using me this whole time.

No, I'm not using you. Look at me. Good luck with your reality show.

No. Have fun on Bravo. I hope you get

whatever it is you want, whatever the hell that is,

but you can get it without me.

I'm finally done.

(line ringing)

SILVER (over phone): Hello?

(laughs) Finally! Why weren't you picking up the phone?

(sighs) I did it.

I broke up with her.

You know, I wasn't planning to,

but I got there, and it all made...

Thank you for calling, but I'm happy with my cable service.

Please don't bother me again.

(click, beep)

I'm sorry.

I just can't believe this is actually happening.

I mean, it came out of nowhere.

I'm so sorry.

♪ ♪

Hi.

Hi.

Thanks for meeting me. Of course.

Any friend of Naomi's is a friend of mine.

Tell me what's on your mind.

(laughs)

Okay, so, I hear you're good with this fear stuff.

Um...

and I had this accident while I was surfing,

and now I'm...

well, I don't know if you'd say afraid of the water,

but...

Nope, actually, I guess you would.

I am afraid of the water.

Afraid?

Yeah. Afraid enough

to fake being injured.

But, um, that was, like, weeks ago,

and... just can't

keep it up, so...

I don't... I just, I can't stand not surfing.

Well... fear is only as real as you make it.

It's created in your mind,

so it can be overcome by your mind.

Have you ever tried meditation?

Meditation? No.

No. I need, like,

I need real help, you know?

Not de-stressing or whatever.

Meditation is very powerful.

It can completely alter your state of mind.

It can be as powerful as a drug.

But the high is...

natural, safer, cheaper.

Here you go, Ivy.

Open your mind.

Hm.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

(waves crashing)

IAN: Okay, we are gonna have a double rehearsal

tomorrow morning, so be on time, everybody. (clapping hands)

Sorry, is that attitude I'm sensing?

Do you think Bob Fosse ever took a day off, huh?

No.

Who said gays can't be in the military?

You sound like you were born to be a drill sergeant.

It's so good to see you. Good to see you.

How was your vacation?

Did you end up going to Telluride?

Yes, and it was fabu!

(laughs) Oh!

Did you go with your family?

No. Who'd you go with?

I guess you could call him my boyfriend. (gasps) Shut up!

You didn't tell me you were dating someone!

Who's the lucky guy?

Well, the lucky guy is a closeted guy,

so we're kind of keeping it secret for a while.

Oh. How's that treating you?

Not fabu. Mm-hmm.

I like him. I really like him.

But...

it's getting frustrating, you know,

not being able to do the things

that normal couples do. Yeah, I hear you.

It's no fun hiding how you really feel about somebody.

Oh, my God, you're dating Gia.

What?! The short haircut? It's all making sense.

Shut up! I'm not dating a girl. Okay, so why the secrecy?

Because until yesterday, he was dating someone else.

You're the "other woman"? Don't make me feel worse than I already do!

I'm dying of curiosity. Who is it?

Well, I'm not gonna tell you. You tell me who you're dating.

Okay, on the count of three, we'll both say it-- deal?

Deal. Okay. Okay. One...

One, mm-hmm... two, three.

Rob Pattinson. Rob Pattinson.

(laughing)

Oh! If only.

EMILY: Hey!

Hi.

Look, Annie, I owe you a huge apology.

I shouldn't have borrowed your clothes

or copied your hair.

I just, I really wanted to be like you.

Emily... But it wasn't cool

the way that I acted.

And then I totally screwed up

by not waking you up in time for the sweat lodge and...

I'm sorry. And I'm mortified,

and I swear to God, I'll just shave my dumb head

if it'll make you feel better.

Please don't shave your head--

it's really not an easy look to pull off.

(laughs)

I-Is there any way we can just... start over?

Okay.

(sighs) Oh, my gosh, The Importance of Being Earnest?

I love that play!

Yeah, they're doing it at the Abbot Playhouse,

and I'm auditioning.

Oh, that's exciting!

Exciting and incredibly nerve-wracking.

You know what I used to do

back in Kansas before auditions to steady my nerves?

Mm. I would drink a whole can of orange soda pop

through a piece of red licorice.

(laughs) What?

That's how I got the part of Lucy

in A Charlie Brown Christmas.

Mm, well, I will consider that.

Thank you, Emily. No problem.

Hey, do you want me to help you run lines?

Yeah, that'd be great.

Thanks.

My pleasure.

Hey, you. How's it going?

I've been better.

Tell me about it.

Yesterday I was eating take-out in my pajamas for lunch,

and now I'm here.

How was your break?

It was interesting. How was yours?

You go skiing at your dad's place in Aspen?

Uh, no. Telluride.

Hey, Ian was there.

Did you see him? No. Why would I see him?

No reason.

Look, um, I-I got to go.

I forgot I got this-this test thingy I got to study for.

♪ ♪

(cheering)

Yes! Go, go, go!

♪ ♪

(people clapping)

Nice, Sullivan!

(whoops)

LIAM: Whoa! Yeah!

Way to go, Ivy!

Whoo!

DIXON: Sullivan is back! Okay!

And that, my friends, is how it's done.

MAN (over speaker): First heat for the men's competition.

All right, guys, we're up.

Whoo! Good luck!

Just, uh, watch and learn, all right?

Actually, uh,

three's this new psych-up thing

I want to do before the next round.

Uh, whatever you're doing, keep doing it.

You were crazy good out there.

See you.

You told someone, didn't you?

Told someone what?

You know what I'm talking about, Dixon.

About what you saw at Ade's party.

No.

You're lying.

Dude, I'm not.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Please allow me to flower you.

Welcome.

Check this out! Please allow me to flower you.

Navid's coming tonight, right? Yeah. Welcome.

I mean, I assume so.

MAN: Namaste.

Welcome. Please allow me to flower you.

Sure.

At the end of the night, do you deflower us, too.

Sorry.

Too much spirituality makes me punchy.

(laughs)

Welcome.

Please allow me to flower you.

♪ ♪

Only Naomi Clark could call this a small get-together.

She's really into Guru Sona, huh?

Yeah.

Ooh.

And it's a bit of a strange phase.

You know, she hasn't had a mani and pedi in almost two weeks.

Weird. Mm-hmm.

Well, at least it's not hurting anybody.

And it's definitely healthier than her past obsessions.

Like having sex in tanning booths? For instance, yeah.

(percussion playing)

Okay, I feel like they're about to sacrifice a virgin.

At least Naomi's safe from that.

(percussion continues)

(percussion ends)

Thank you. Welcome, everyone.

I'm so happy to be sharing this evening with you.

Namaste.

ALL: Namaste.

Naomi, will you join me, please?

I would like to express my deepest gratitude

to Naomi Clark, this amazing, radiant young woman,

for this party,

and for her extremely generous donation

of ten beautiful and sacred acres where I plan

to build my new wellness center.

Ten acres?

SONA: So, thank you, Naomi.

Thank you all for coming.

And now please enjoy some spiritual dancing

from our eastern neighbors.

Namaste.

ALL: Namaste.

Hi.

Hey.

I'm so glad you're here.

This party is, um, really special.

Oh... Hey.

So that was a generous gift.

No, it's just money.

Isn't the guru inspiring?

Yeah. She's...

I mean, she's really charming.

And... charismatic.

She has that really great skin.

Mmm. But...

Well...

how well do you really know her?

Is she a trustworthy person?

SILVER: Yeah.

Well, it's okay.

I know what you're talking about.

You're woodpeckers.

What?

Doubters.

The guru warned of people who would try to poke holes

in the Shining Tree of Life.

And I'm not going to let you peck away at my faith, so...

if you'll excuse me I'm going to go get a kombucha cocktail.

(sighs)

Hello!

Emily, what are you doing here?

Well, I tried to write my English paper,

but I just couldn't bear to leave you here alone

without moral support, so look what I brought.

It's diet soda, though.

I think it'll work just as good, so...

Emily...

You open the soda. You break the end off.

And then you stick it in, like this. Emily, Emily.

I'm already feeling a little bit queasy.

But that's really sweet.

Thank you.

Annie Wilson?

Here we go.

And thanks again for coming.

Please. You're family.

I mean, you really are

more important to me

than some lame English paper.

Plus, you know, if I get a bad grade,

your mom can always convince Mr. Matthews to change it.

(chuckles) My mom?

Well, hopefully, she'd have some sway over her boyfriend.

(laughs)

What do you mean, "boyfriend"?

Annie Wilson!

Coming! What do you mean?

Oh, my gosh. You didn't know they were dating.

They're dating?

Well, I mean, maybe they're not. I just...

I mean, I saw them making out on your back porch, so...

Annie. What?

Everyone's waiting.

I'm so sorry.

Here I come.

♪ ♪

Hi, uh...

I'll have three of whatever those are.

Navid?

Hi.

Hey.

I've been thinking a lot

about what happened.

You know, and I feel really awful.

You were right.

I-I haven't been...

Ah, the guys are waiting for these drinks.

ANNIE: I daresay that it

was foolish of me, but I fell in love with you, Ernest.

Worn out by your entire ignorance of my existence,

I determined to...

(sighs)

I determined...

I'm-I'm so sorry. Can I just start over?

Go ahead.

Okay. Thanks.

(sighs)

I daresay, it was foolish,

but I fell in love with you, Ernest.

(stammering)

I-I fell in love with you.

And...

And I'm sorry. Just one more time?

(sighs)

Hey.

Hey. (clears throat)

How are you?

Fine.

(clears throat)

You don't sound fine.

(sighs)

You know, if there's anything going on, you can talk to me.

I care about you.

And there's nothing you could say that would change that.

Look, I don't know what you're talking about.

I'm-I'm gonna head inside.

I'm talking about you and... and Ian.

Who told you?

So it's true?

It was Dixon, wasn't it?

No. I knew it.

No, I...

I figured it out when I realized you were both in Telluride.

I don't know what to say.

Which is why I didn't want people to know.

So...

How long did you know that...

that you were into guys?

I mean, did you know when we were dating?

Because I didn't know.

When I told you I loved you,

I meant it.

I didn't lie to you.

I guess I was just lying to myself.

But why?

Because I don't want to be gay.

I'm Spence Montgomery's son.

I'm supposed to be a tennis star.

Um, I'm supposed to get married

and have kids and be normal.

Teddy...

When people find out I'm gay,

that's all I'm gonna be.

Everything's going to change.

That's not true.

Hey, your friends-- we love you.

Dixon and Liam and Navid-- they're great guys.

You can trust them.

(sighs)

Don't you think I want to?

I just...

I can't.

Why?

Because how am I supposed to ask someone

to be okay with who I am when...

...I'm not?

There's nothing about you that's bad.

You're not selfish, or a liar,

or a cheater.

Bad is not who you are.

Trust me.

You know, you-you're...

You're amazing.

I love you

even more now that I know who you really are.

From now on,

no matter what you decide,

no matter what you do,

I...

you're not in this alone, okay?

♪ ♪

(door slams)

Don't slam the doors.

Are you dating Mr. Matthews?

How did you...

Oh, my God. You are.

Oh... Emily told me

she saw you guys making out on the back porch,

which she decided to tell me right before

my big audition, which I then proceeded to screw up royally.

Oh, Annie, I am so sorry.

I didn't want you to know until I was sure it was serious.

Whoa.

So, is it serious?

No. I don't know.

That's why I didn't tell you yet.

Look, I...

I do like him.

He makes me happy.

Are you okay with me dating him?

I guess.

I mean, it's very strange,

but if he makes you happy, then you should go for it.

So the audition wasn't great, huh?

(groans)

Picture a train wreck,

and then picture a plane crashing

into the train wreck and then picture

a bird flying overhead of the wreck

and taking a giant crap on it, and that was me onstage.

Oh, it couldn't have been that bad.

(chuckling) It was.

I had to start over three times.

Okay, when you finally got through it,

how was it?

I guess it was okay.

Well, you know what they say when a bird craps on you.

Hmm?

It's good luck. Oh...

(both laughing)

♪ ♪

These cocktails are sublime.

(chuckles) Did you know

kombucha is a tea fermented from a mass of yeast and bacteria?

Are you joking?

About what?

Naomi, the vibe of this party is amazing.

Thanks, Sunbeam.

Namaste.

Namaste. Namaste.

You know, you really inspired me tonight.

You were so generous with this party

and the land you donated.

I decided to donate the money for the new buildings.

That's wonderful, Sunbeam.

How generous.

Well, it's my obligation, really.

'Cause Guru Sona's helped you so much?

Yeah. And because...

well, I guess I'm going to be part

of the Shining Tree for a long time.

Can I tell you something

I don't think I'm supposed to tell anyone?

Oh, sure.

Guru Sona told me

that I'm on a higher spiritual plane than most people.

I'm what they call the Golden Fruit.

That means "the chosen one."

I'm like your spiritual leader.

(chuckles politely)

Okay, these shrimp are the bomb.

I'm, like, not somebody who says "the bomb,"

but these shrimp help me understand

why people say "the bomb."

Mmm!

What?

Does your mother not feed you?

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Leave her alone.

She probably worked up an appetite

winning the surf competition. Yeah.

That's no excuse to bogart all the shrimp.

They're made of soy.

Dude, they're bogus shrimp.

This is soy dressed up as shrimp?

(chortling): That is genius.

ADRIANNA: What the...?

IVY: I know, it's brilliant.

(sighs)

IVY: Whoa.

What's going on?

Oh, my gay.

Does that mean Ian and Teddy are, like...? Whoa.

Yes, yes, so just smile and act normal.

Gay? Yes.

Yeah, but... Ask questions later.

What...? Just accept him.

He is your friend.

He's the same Teddy he's always been. ADRIANNA: Wow,

my gaydar was so broken.

Sure you're ready?

Right now, yes.

In about ten seconds, not so much.

So let's just do it.

Okay. (clears throat)

No wonder I never slept with him.

(Teddy clears throat) Hey.

Hey. Hey, everyone.

Hey. Hey.

Hey! There's room for you guys.

You want to...? Yes, yeah.

Slide over, sit down.

Come on.

(people clearing throats and sighing)

Yeah.

Well, I know this might be kind of a big surprise

for everyone, but, um,

I'm gay.

(laughter)

So that's, that's that.

(laughs)

Is she all right?

Oh, yeah, she had, she had a big, uh, surf competition,

uh, wore herself out, so she's either that or...

(laughs) ...totally stoned.

(laughter)

Hey, I'm sorry for blowing up at you.

It's okay.

I'm sorry if I was acting weird.

Don't worry about it.

NAVID: Ivy, you got to take it easy.

It's time for your speech.

Thank you.

(applause)

Excuse me.

Everyone, hi, I just wanted to say a few words.

When I met Guru Sona,

I was in a really bad place.

I was living out of fear.

I could not see clearly,

but now, thanks to her,

I can.

I can see just what a phony she really is.

You knew I was weak

and you used me.

Well, I'm not weak anymore,

but you,

Guru Sona,

are a con artist,

so you can take your mantras

and your yoga and your Shining Tree of Life

and shove it up your ashram.

And by the way, kombucha is made of bacteria and yeast.

It's okay.

She's troubled, she needs to talk.

You better believe I'm troubled.

I want my money back.

Oh, I'm, I'm sorry, Naomi, but you already signed the deed

to my foundation.

Like it or not, that land is mine.

N-N-No, you can't take my money.

You're a liar and a criminal.

That's right, Naomi, let all these feelings out.

Don't cling to your anger.

This is all part of your spiritual journey.

Screw my spiritual journey!

I want my money back!

Get off me, get off me!

Namaste, Naomi.

OTHERS: Namaste.

Hello.

Oh, I just wanted to tell you

I am so glad I took a chance on you.

You got the part.

EMILY: Are you serious?

Yes, rehearsals start tomorrow.

(laughs)

Oh, gosh, thank you so much

for letting me audition at the last minute like that.

You were very persuasive, and I'm glad.

Have a great night, Emily.

Oh, you, too, and thank you so much.

♪ ♪

(both moaning)

I shouldn't be here.

Yes, you should.

Can we get a blindfold

for Bernstein?

Sure. (knocking)

ADRIANNA: Navid, it's me.

Your little sister let me in.

(whispering): Closet.

ADRIANNA: Navid.

(door opens)

Hi.

Not really in the mood to talk, Ade.

Good, neither am I.

NAVID: What are you doing?

No, hey... What do you think?

I-I wasn't playing any games.

No, Ade, look at me.

I-I don't love you, no, not anymore.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

You drive like a maniac, you know that?

Only when I'm happy.

Oh, I'm so glad.

Fasten your seat belts.

It's going to be a bumpy night.

All About Eve.

See, I am teaching you something.

Ah, sweet.

Yeah, you are.

Thanks.

Couldn't have done it without you.

You could have and would have.

Hey...

Don't you just feel so great?

I mean, they call it coming out for a reason, right?

Don't you feel so free?

Actually, yeah.

You know, it's a relief the hardest part's over.

And now you don't have

to worry about people blackmailing you

with photos in your locker, right?

(laughs)

(sighs)

I-I never told you I found the photo in my locker.

(music stops)

Oh, my God.

It was you.

Teddy, I was just trying to help, okay?

Just-- it seemed like you were so torn up

about being in the closet,

and I knew that once you came out, you'd feel so much better.

So you blackmailed me?

I just gave you a-a nudge in the right direction.

I had a friend take a picture of us.

I know, I know,

it was, it was stupid and really immature,

but my heart was in the right place, Teddy.

Look, it all worked out, right?

I mean, your friends were so great, so no...

I trusted you.

God, I trusted you more than I've ever trusted anyone.

(sighs)

You can still trust me, Teddy.

I don't think I can see you anymore.

What?

No, Teddy, no, please don't, don't do that.

I am so sorry.

Me, too.

Good-bye, Ian.

♪ ♪

(engine starts)

Ade, what's, what's wrong?

I went to Navid's,

and it's really over.

I'm sorry.

That's not even the worst part.

He's cheating on me.

Wha-- what do you-- why would you think that?

Because I found this in his room.

Oh, man.