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Previously on 90210:

It's about Mom. She has cancer.

What?

She's dying.

My mom died three years ago.

You might want to talk to someone

who knows what you're going through.

EDUARDO: Continental Accent.

He's for sale.

He's magnificent.

I've started my divorce proceedings.

We just need to send in a deposit to retain the lawyer.

It's a little over $100,000.

I'm buying a racehorse. But I would

hate to see you lose your money.

Who's talking about my money?

You had sex with Naomi's sister?

She told me she was her neighbor.

I'm gonna destroy Jen before she destroys me.

Just don't know how I'm gonna do it.

How we're gonna do it. (chuckles)

I want the same stuff I got last time.

(car door closes)

Jasper is not a drug dealer!

Well, that's what Navid told me.

JASPER: I am not a drug dealer.

But if I was, I wouldn't be

the kind of guy you want to mess with,

would I?

WOMAN: Navid?

Navid?

Good, you're awake again.

How are you feeling?

Omar... Omar, he's awake.

How you feeling, Navid?

(groans)

My head hurts.

Ah! Oh.

Oh.

My arm hurts, too. That makes sense.

You broke it. You also got a pretty serious concussion.

The CAT scan results

look good.

You're very lucky.

I don't feel super lucky.

NURSE: Can you tell me what year it is?

2009?

Excellent.

I'll be back in an hour or so

to check on you again.

Only two visitors

in the room at a time, please.

Oh, absolutely.

Whatever.

Hi. DIXON: What's up, boy?

IVY: How you doing, champ? You good?

What's up, bud?

Where's Ade?

NAOMI: Navid, you and Ade,

you aren't together exactly.

Or at all.

Right, right. Of course.

ATOOSA: That's okay, sweetheart.

Can you tell us what happened?

How you hurt your head,

your arm?

No, I was at the Blaze, uh,

I was editing a report

on a student art prodigy.

Uh, I left the office.

I walked down the hallway.

I was on my way to Calculus, and then...

And then I don't remember.

MANOUCHER: Don't worry. The doctor said

there may be some, uh, memory loss.

I'm just actually very tired.

Yeah. Of course.

Yes, you sleep.

(cell phone vibrating)

(groans): Oh, my God.

(grunts)

NAOMI'S VOICE: Ade, it's Naomi.

Silver's mom just got taken to the hospital.

I don't know where you are or what you're doing

or why you haven't been in school,

but I really need you to come to the hosp...

NAOMI'S VOICE: Ade, it's me again.

I've been trying you for hours and you're not answering and--

Silver's mom just died.

Funeral's gonna be tomorrow,

and it would be really nice if you could come.

I guess we're supposed to be there at 10:00--

NAOMI'S VOICE: I have no idea why I'm even

bothering to call you back; it's probably pointless.

But I thought you should know that Navid got into an accident.

He's in the hospital.

He fell down the stairs at school and it's really not good.

Oh, my God. Anyway, I just thought

you should know.

(groaning, gasping)

(door closes)

Hold that elevator!

Thanks.

LIAM: Sure.

What floor?

Um, ground.

(exhales)

I thought you left for the funeral.

Forgot my purse.

Oh, right, right.

Yeah.

Silver doing okay?

You know,

all right.

Hey, we parked on P3, right, Liam?

Yeah.

(knocking on door)

ADRIANNA: Hey.

How are you feeling?

Uh, not bad.

Um... worse than I've ever felt in my life, but not too bad.

Baby,

I wanted to tell you, you were right.

You know, I was high and stupid.

When I heard you were in the hospital,

it was, like, this total wake up call.

I'm done,

forever.

I know I said some really terrible things.

When I said I never loved you,

I didn't mean it.

It was the drugs.

You are the love of my life.

Ade, when I woke up...

the first person--

the only person that I wanted to see was you.

And then I remembered everything that happened between us.

All of it.

How could you?

You should go.

I'm going to need your essays on Kierkegaard

on my desk by tomorrow morning

or there will be fear and trembling

in this classroom, which was the name of the book

that you were supposed to read.

Aren't they angsty enough?

What, with all the hormones and acne.

Is existentialism really necessary?

To what do I owe this pleasure?

Well, Mr. Matthews, when I attended West Beverly,

I always wondered how sturdy these desks were.

Hmm. Could they hold

a petulant Catholic school girl

and, say, and her very strict

yet dashingly handsome headmaster?

Catholic, huh? (chuckles)

Amen.

What are your plans this weekend?

I don't know.

What'd you have in mind?

Well...

my horse is racing at Santa Anita Opening Day.

I was thinking

that maybe you would want to join me and Naomi.

Horses,

champagne, my sister and I in very cute hats.

What do you say?

Well, I think I could

break out my favorite pair of chaps.

IVY: Oh, hi.

Yeah, I-I just, um,

I forgot my book.

My bad.

(chuckles)

Liam! Hi.

I know where we can take down Jen.

You still want to, right?

Is it bad that we left the shiva?

Kelly will be fine.

You needed your space.

Anyway, they covered all those mirrors, which was just rude.

It's just...

all those people that...

I've never even met,

you know, like, kissing me

and telling me how sorry they are for my loss, which...

What does that mean anyway, "my loss?"

It's a person, it's not a baseball game.

This whole day just...

it's been really surreal.

I mean...

one minute she's here, and then

the next minute, I'm shoveling dirt onto her coffin.

I can't believe my mom's in a coffin.

I know.

And I can't believe that Ade didn't show.

She didn't, right?

I could have missed her in the blur of people...

No, she didn't.

I guess it's the drugs.

(quiet knock)

I don't care what it is; she should've been there.

"I'm sorry I wasn't at the funeral.

"I'm thinking of you.

Love, Teddy." Why didn't he go?

When I saw him at the hospital, he was all dressed up.

ANNIE: It's totally crazy, right?

I mean, this girl in my pre-calc class

said that Navid fainted, but then Abby in my gym class

was saying that he had a seizure or something.

Well, what did, uh, Navid say?

I don't know. My dad rode

with him in the ambulance, but Navid was totally out of it.

My dad said that... I didn't ask

what your dad said, I asked what Navid said.

Oh. Um, I-I don't know.

I haven't heard.

Look, I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have brought up my dad.

I know our dinner didn't go the way

that it was supposed to, but don't worry.

Okay? I'm not gonna let

my parents come between us.

Look, Annie, I got to go to class.

(grunts)

SILVER: Out.

(chuckles)

I mean, way long.

Sorry, I call 'em how I see 'em.

What are you doing here?

I wanted to thank you for the flowers.

And... I wanted to find out how you're doing.

Shouldn't I be asking you that?

Maybe.

But I'm asking you.

I was gonna come today.

I just...

can't seem to do feelings.

Well... they're not fun.

I don't know what the hell's wrong with me.

Hey.

It's okay.

No, it's not.

You barely knew my mother, it's... honestly.

Yeah, well, I didn't go to my mom's funeral, either.

You didn't?

I couldn't.

I tried.

I put on my suit and tie,

and I... rode with my family to the church.

And then I just couldn't get out of the car.

Like a...

coward, I couldn't get out of the car.

Hey.

You...

you are not a coward.

You are so completely not a coward.

(exhales)

I'm sorry, Silver,

I wanted to be there for you.

You are.

You are.

I don't know what that...

I'm sorry. Um... No, no, no, it wasn't...

No, I don't, either. I just...

Sorry.

No, it was, uh...

I don't know what it was.

(nervous chuckle)

We're just... both going through a lot of stuff.

Emotional. Vulnerable.

Like, totally vulnerable...

But you know, since...

we did kiss...

you're kind of my boyfriend now.

Wha... What?

(laughs): Relax.

I'm kidding. (chuckles)

Right.

(laughs) (clears throat)

Right.

(sighs)

What do you want?

What kind of hello is that?

I thought you might be wanting something,

that you're running low.

Okay, I'm clean now.

I don't want anything, and I'm not going to ever.

Willpower-- very impressive.

So, uh, how's Navid?

Not great.

He's in the hospital.

He fall down the stairs or something?

I guess so; he doesn't remember what happened.

I'm sorry, I got to get to class.

Oh! (laughs)

Hi.

Hi yourself.

Listen, I, uh, I want to say sorry if I was a dick earlier.

It's just...

the idea that your parents don't like me,

you know, it just... (sighs)

it sends me into a dark place, you know?

I totally get it, okay?

And it upsets me, too, but don't worry about them.

Nobody else matters,

as long as we have each other.

Which we do.

(laughs)

I love you.

I love you more.

Okay, I-I got to get to class.

All right. (laughs)

Hey.

Hi.

When you get home from school, we are gonna have a talk.

(exhales)

(exhales)

You know, you kind of hold your pool cue

like you hold your chopsticks.

Oh, yeah. How's that?

Well, just completely and totally wrong.

(chuckles)

What? Nothing.

Just...

I'm kind of thinking about this whole Jen thing.

Hey, Liam, you're not...

you're not doing this because you still like Naomi, right?

What?

No.

How about the fact that Jen's

been making my life hell for months.

(whispers): Damn.

Isn't that a good enough reason?

Yeah, dude, totally.

Hey, I'm sorry.

No, I'm sorry, it's...

As long as you're sure it's not about Naomi.

It's not about Naomi.

(door opens)

(chuckles): Whoa...

Well, well, well!

This is a surprise.

Teddy.

What's going on? You tell me.

I knew you guys were close,

but I didn't realize how close you really were.

All right, this, us, it's not a big deal.

Yeah, you know, we're kind of just hanging out.

LIAM: We kind of want to keep that on the down-low.

We don't really want to be a...

couple couple.

Yeah.

So don't tweet about it, pretty boy.

DEBBIE: Annie, I don't get it.

We told you we didn't want you seeing Jasper.

Well, I'm gonna see him at school, okay? I can't help it.

What am I supposed to do, wear a blindfold?

HARRY: Annie, you were kissing him when we told you that

we didn't want you to see him!

Oh, I can't believe

you were spying on me!

I was not spying on you.

I am the principal of your school.

Yeah, well, you know what, you can control

what I do at home, but you can't control what I do at school.

(slaps wall) Okay, okay, that's fine.

But we can control what you do after school,

and you're grounded.

(grunts)

Go, go... go. Hm!

(groans)

What do you think? Little...

Michael Jackson meets Michael Phelps?

(both laugh)

Oh, my God, your mom had some crazy clothes!

Um, I know, right?

You should seriously

wear that outfit out.

I mean, I'm not even trying to trick you,

like that one time with the Helmet Lang

padded bodysuit.

Out.

I'm actually gonna have to venture out

into the real world soon, huh?

(sighs): Ah, yes.

But I will be there

right alongside you, and I'll even wear this.

If it'll...

♪ Put a smile on your face, put a smile... ♪

(both laughing)

Come in.

Hi.

Hi.

Look, I just want to apologize.

I know I've been a really terrible friend,

and I really want to make it up to you.

Ade, stop.

You want to be a good friend for Silver,

leave her alone.

But... No.

No buts.

What Silver needs right now are friends that she can rely on,

and clearly, that's not you.

(sighs)

Can I get in there?

When I'm done.

Well, then can you hurry up? Nope.

Jerk.

(scoffs)

Can you leave the bread out, please?

DEBBIE: Good morning, you two.

Whatever.

So, what's on the agenda

for today? ANNIE: Well, I have

Saturday chem study group at school,

but I probably can't go, because I'm grounded.

Annie, of course you can go to study group.

Oh, lucky me. So, what about you, honey?

Any big plans for this weekend?

Just plans. What are they?

Hanging out with my friends.

So, if you get your books, I'll drive you to school.

Oh, and this day just keeps getting better and better.

(chuckles): Oh, yeah, no kidding.

(sudden clack)

(sighs)

Okay, have a good day.

Yeah. Bye.

I-I'll find my own ride home.

(vehicle approaching)

(laughs)

Ready for chem study group?

Yes, I am.

Let's go.

(laughs)

(laughs)

Oh, Continental Accent, there you are, my darling!

Hi, Nate. How are you?

Aren't you a big, handsome man?

Yes, you are.

You are gonna run

so fast today, aren't you, darling?

Naomi, encourage him.

Uh...

Y-You are a big, handsome man, aren't you?

(laughs)

Yes, you are.

So, uh, muscular and...

well endowed.

MAN: Thanks for noticing.

Oh, I...

didn't mean... Darling, how are you?

Fan-freakin'-tastic.

Boo-yah! Who's your friend?

JEN: Oh, this is my sister,

Naomi. (laughs)

It's good to meet you, Naomi.

This is, uh, Danny Paris, our very talented jockey.

And incredibly well endowed.

With equestrian talents, of course.

(awkward laugh)

(soft gasp)

So...

what do you think?

What do I th...

I-I think, yeah, right.

Fan-friggin'-no way in hell!

Oh, come on, Naomi, Danny is a top athlete with a great career,

and I think it would be good

for you to have someone take your mind off of you know who.

Liam.

I know who you mean.

I just did not realize you had the opportunity

to smoke crack this morning.

Now, Naomi, Danny has a great personality,

and I think that...

you two would be amazing together.

(laughs): Oh, shut up!

Absolutely amazing. Then you go date the flirty little Napoleon guy.

As Kirkegaard would say, doubt is conquered by faith...

How are you feeling?

...just as faith brought doubt into the world.

(heavy sigh) Okay.

I'm glad to be in the real world.

If you can call this the real world.

(both laugh)

Ms. Clark? Speaking.

I have something for you.

From a secret admirer.

Oh.

(chuckles, gasps)

An Hermes scarf?

Ah, j'adore it!

(laughs)

Okay, who's it from?

Just a secret admirer.

(sighs)

Who names a horse Daddylovespumpernickel?

Oh, disgusting.

I mean, it's not that bad, it's just odd.

I mean, to name a beautiful,

elegant animal Daddyloves...

No. Disgusting.

Hi!

No way. You have a box here?

My sister does.

We own a horse, actually.

Cool.

Yeah.

Good luck.

Thanks, honey.

Ugh!

Did you see what Ivy's wearing?

I wouldn't use that shirt as a rag to scrub my bathtub.

Like you scrub your own bathtub.

You ever notice how some girls are so girly

that they sort of...

skip femininity and just cut straight to tranny?

Anyone irking you in particular there, Ivy?

Oh, I'm not irked by Naomi.

I'm just worried that she might

suffer brain damage from swallowing all that lip gloss.

(snickering) Perrier's good.

And you can just write your number on the check.

What a flirt.

We'll see you.

Seriously. (clears throat)

Excuse...

Uh, hi!

Yeah, you kind of forgot about the rest of us!

Dude, you are such a player.

I'm not saying it's a bad thing, all right?

I-I think it's kind of cool that you don't get tied down.

Girls are nothing but trouble.

Oh, whatever.

Guys are so much worse. What?!

TEDDY: You know what? You're both right.

Relationships are trouble.

Guess I have to accept it.

I'm a player.

(laughs)

WAITER: Ms. Clark.

(gasps)

Tiffany's!

(giggles)

Uh, it's pretty.

It's so pretty.

Okay, I know you can't tell me who it's from.

Silver.

But let me ask you this.

Is my secret admirer five feet tall?

Um... no.

Yes! (relieved sigh)

But that's all I can tell you.

He'll introduce himself when he's ready.

(moans softly)

You know, I wouldn't say you lied to your parents.

Oh, how's that?

Because you and I, we have great chemistry.

(chuckles)

Shut up.

Hey. Hey.

Uh, could I get a ginger ale for my friend

and...

a whiskey straight-up for me?

Do you have I.D.?

Really?

(Ivy chuckles)

Well, I'm flattered.

Make that two ginger ales, please. Got it.

(chuckles)

What is taking Liam so long?

Must still be with the tech working on his phone.

What kind of moron deletes evidence like that?

Seriously?

I mean, come on.

He had a recording of Jen

confessing on his phone and deleted it?

So stupid.

IVY: Don't worry about it.

I'm telling you, I spilled this gnarly

yogurt drink on my laptop,

this tech guy saved the entire thing.

The laptop,

not the yogurt drink.

Finally, bro.

(Liam clears throat)

DIXON: So? Did it work?

We're ready to go, my friends.

TEDDY: Yes!

(Dixon laughs) Nice!

IVY: Whoo! That's how we do it.

TEDDY: Sweet revenge. Genius.

ANNOUNCER: Number five, Pauley's Folly, ridden by Enrico Perez.

JEN: You're the best, Danny!

Bring it home!

Boo-yah!

Good luck, darling!

Break a leg!

What?

What if we win?

I mean, wouldn't that be amazing?

200 grand.

Wouldn't hurt,

especially considering the horse was a gift.

(chuckles)

Someone gave you a horse?

Ooh, the race is about to start!

♪ ♪

Go, Continental Accent!

Come on, Danny!

(bell ringing)

I'm guessing it'd be too much to hope

your equestrian benefactor was, like,

an elderly aunt-type, right?

I'm sorry.

But I'll tell you that I like the horse

a lot better than I like the benefactor.

Oh, no!

Continental Accent,

come on! He's still in there,

he's still in there.

Come on, buddy!

Look!

There he goes. Wait, wait...

(all shouting)

Go, go, go, go!

(screaming) Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

We won!

(women screaming)

Oh, my God!

(both laugh)

That was incredible, huh?

(screaming) What do you say?!

We won!

Hey. Hey.

Look, I just wanted to tell you,

I'm sorry about your mom.

Thank you.

And thanks for coming to the funeral.

Means a lot.

Of course.

Of course.

No, it's-- hey...

It's not "of course."

We haven't exactly been friends.

Look, I still feel really bad about what happened

at the end of last year.

About kissing Ethan

and not telling you and everything.

It's okay.

(sighs softly)

I forgive you.

I miss you, you know.

You weren't just my boyfriend,

you were my friend.

I miss you, too.

Come here.

(chuckles)

(laughs)

Congratulations! This was amazing.

You were so good!

(Jen whoops)

(women laughing, camera clicking)

(knocking on door)

Oh, please tell me you're here to turn this thing off.

I can't find the remote.

ADRIANNA: Hey, is this a bad time?

What are you doing here?

I just came from a meeting.

And I've been thinking a lot about what you asked me.

And I think I know

why I did what I did.

You figured it out?

Even though I was sober the whole time I was with you,

I was still acting like an addict.

I hate how self- destructive I am.

(sighs heavily)

So I screwed everything up because there's a part of me

that really doesn't like when things are going well.

It's like, I don't feel like I deserve it.

And I get that now.

And I'm going to work on it.

And being sober, for me, is going to be

a lot more than just not taking drugs.

Okay.

I know it's too late for us.

But I'm gonna be working on myself.

And when or if you ever want to be friends...

I'll be here.

Thank you.

I'll keep that in mind.

Um...

So I'll see you.

Bye.

Come on.

Come on, Mutton Bird.

Come on!

Yes!

We need to talk.

Fine.

Ms. Clark.

(gasps)

Another present?!

So, you recorded me with your phone, huh?

Gosh, you know, you are cute.

Like a little spy.

That's mine.

And what, you thought that you'd play the recording

for Naomi and she'd realize what an evil, big, bad baddie I am?

Just tell me this,

do you have other copies or not?

You know what?

I'm sick of being bullied by you.

And Naomi, she deserves to know the truth.

Oh, please.

That girl doesn't know anything about anything,

and she never will.

That's one of the most charming qualities about my sister:

her... naïveté.

Well, I have to say, I love my new hat,

and my necklace and my scarf.

Obviously, our Mr. Secret Admirer

has great taste in accessories.

And in women.

(gasps)

Oh, my gosh.

It's so romantic.

He asked that you wait for him here.

Well, good luck.

(chuckles)

Of course.

(sighs)

(clears throat)

JEN: Either you have

another copy of the recording

or you don't.

There's only one way to find out.

(phone thuds on ground)

I'll take that as a no.

Screw you!

Is your temper flaring? (chuckles)

Should I call your mom?

Ooh, or maybe your step-dad.

He'd know what to do.

I'm not giving up, you know.

Not until Naomi knows the truth.

How you lied to me that night.

You turned me against her and got me to have sex with you.

JEN: Look, if it makes you feel better,

it's not like I enjoyed it.

I've slept with a lot of men, Liam, and

you were easily the most boring.

What a snooze.

It was you?

Naomi, I didn't...

No, Jen, stop.

I don't ever want to see you again.

We did it, dudes!

(laughing) Yes!

Yeah! Nice.

That was great.

You!

Hey, seriously, man, the scariest thing was trying

to open this dang thing. I was like, "Oh, my God."

I didn't know. It was crazy.

You wanted to use an umbrella.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. An umbrella is cool.

An umbrella is Ocean's 11.

You know, we were all pretty damn Ocean's 11.

We were, weren't we?

TREVOR: We were, we were, we were.

Thank you. Thank you. Nice.

Ryan?

Can we get out of here, please?

Dixon just told me something pretty messed up.

Um... I don't want to believe it, but, uh...

Did...

Did you have sex with your sister's boyfriend?

A high school student?

Oh, these kids. They have it out for me.

They'll say...

anything to...

(stammering)

(whispering): Yes.

Yes, it's true.

I did some terrible things.

(chuckles dryly)

But that was before I met you, Ryan.

You have changed me, and you have...

made me want to be a better person.

And if you would just give me a chance...

There she is.

The big winner.

Eduardo, hello.

I just wanted to congratulate you

on Continental Accent's big win today.

You made a great investment when you bought that horse.

I thought the horse was a gift.

A gift she bought for herself.

(Eduardo chuckling)

You bought that horse

with Naomi's money, didn't you?

Ryan...

And she has no idea.

Well, I, um... I'll be off now.

Ryan, please.

Wow.

I thought that you said that if I was honest with you,

then there was nothing I could do...

that would scare you off.

I was wrong.

(tearful): What-What kind of sister...

What kind of person...

I-I don't... I don't know.

I... I don't know.

Hey...

You got me, okay? I'm here for you.

Yeah.

Whatever you need, I'm here.

Thank you.

Oh, my God. Liam.

I have to talk to Liam.

Okay.

(sighs)

Hi.

Dude, we did it! I told you.

Pure genius.

Why aren't you happy?

How can I be happy when Naomi is so...

unhappy?

(sighs)

The look on her face.

I don't think it was worth it.

Come on.

You proved your innocence.

You, like, vanquished your archnemesis.

You must be kind of relieved.

Yeah, I am a little relieved.

Yeah. You know what?

I'm sorry. I never even thanked you

for your help. You were great.

It's not like I had anything better to do.

LIAM: Whoa.

Um, we're in public.

What happened to keeping things on the down-low?

Don't worry about it. It's not like anybody saw us.

Uh... Hey.

So, how was your study group?

What? Um, fine.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

I found this in your room when I was bringing up your laundry.

You went to your study group without your textbook?

(anxious laugh)

Hey, you guys found my chem book?

HARRY: Wait, that's... yours?

Yeah!

Did I leave this in here?

Man, I was looking everywhere for this.

Thanks, guys.

ANNIE: Thanks.

You didn't have to do that.

Yes, I did.

Annie, I owed you.

I screwed up.

And I should have apologized a while ago,

but we were fighting and... (heavy sigh)

Look, anyway, I'm sorry.

I should have believed you when you told me

that you and Liam didn't, you know...

So, why do you believe me now?

'‘Cause Liam told us who it was.

Yeah.

That night Liam he had sex with Naomi's sister Jen.

What?!

Yeah.

Ugh. Whoa.

Her own sister?

Right?

(both groan)

I mean, I don't get it.

How can siblings get so messed up?

Uh...

So, when did you get the turntables?

Those?

Uh... a couple months ago.

Oh, wow.

I guess I haven't spent that much time in here.

At all.

(both chuckling)

Yeah.

Well, whenever you want to hang out, or...

even just talk,

I'm here.

Yeah.

Um...

So am I.

Aww.

(both laugh)

(air hissing)

I lost the person I loved most in this world.

Now all I have is a stupid horse.

A stupid horse and me.

Okay, I'm going to go in the house

and get every high-calorie, sugary, carby food

that Kelly has in there, okay?

We need comfort food, stat.

Hi.

It's Naomi.

Um, please call me back.

I owe you a really big apology.

I'm so sorry, Annie.

Oh, dude. You're really going to town, huh?

Hey, when you're talented, you're talented.

Okay, so tell me more.

Who'd you guys get to, uh, be the waiter?

This actor kid Trevor. He's in one of Teddy's dad's movies.

He did this hilarious British accent, right, Liam?

Yeah.

Yeah, it was pretty funny.

Hey, I know-- why don't we get burgers?

In-N-Out or Fatburger? Invalid's call.

Dude, I'm in the hospital.

So?

We'll just...

We'll slip these puppies on and we'll sneak you out.

Genius-style.

Oh, my God.

LIAM: What?

(groans)

B-Before I fell down the stairs...

I was pushed.

And I know who did it.