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Groovy music

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-No !

No, stop, I changed my mind.

I like it, this partition, me.

It has always worked well.

-Yes, it's a partition.

- For my room ... - Our bedroom.

-Yes, short. You prefer pistachio green or ultramarine blue?

-Blue.

-Admit anyway that green is prettier.

We're going to do it in pistachio green. - Stache?

- Besides, you love pistachios.

-It's a nice first step.

It is a first stone.

You chose to do couples therapy.

-Uh no, it's my husband

who chose.

-My darling, please.

Doctor, we got back together

with Carole, after a break.

I think if we continue

on the same basis,

it will be useless, it will clash like before,

while couple therapy

could… - Yes, could.

Could.

So let's start

by a very simple thing but not so easy: letting go.

-Letting go, I know,

because in Psychology Magazine ...

OK, agreed.

-Let go.

Silence nourishes living together.

-This is the 3M unwinder

Easycut? - Shhh ...

-I am a manager

stationery purchases at Magic Bure.

I make the products year round,

so I know them ...

(I'll say after.)

-Sylvie, I told you, I'm not going to Mulhouse.

* -But you never told me about it. - But if !

I told you, I have to see clients in Marseille.

In addition, my boat is repaired.

* I take mom to the creeks. - Aren't you coming home?

* You know that tonight are we inaugurating the offices?

-Your agency will not move, I'll see her another time.

-I was counting on you to keep the girls.

* My parents are only coming this evening.

-Call the babysitter. I don't understand, where is the problem?

*Every time, you are causing me problems.

-I will remove the Japanese straw.

- We said we were keeping her. - But no.

-Listen, my darling, this apartment, it is a common project.

I can't find my place.

- You got what you need. - You could at least ...

Alarm -Wait, it's Stéphanie,

there are priorities.

Hello, my darling? * -Hello mom, how are you?

-What time is it in Brazil? * -It's 1 Oh.

-It's funny, because we don't.

We are in the afternoon.

Were you able to make arrangements for Christmas?

* -It's going to be complicated, it's unplayable.

- We're not going to celebrate it without you.

* -It's okay, you got Carole and Nicolas. - Sure.

Sure.

* -And your apartment? It's over soon, right?

-Yes, that's it, well ... The site is finished.

I'm leaving you, you're going to ruin yourself on the phone.

* -It's free on WhatsApp. - Ouatezat?

I understand nothing.

Okay, I kiss you, I miss you.

* -Hi, mom. - Bye.

-It is not finished, the site.

-Well go ahead, call me a liar.

I'm not telling the truth but I am not lying.

I just want to calm her down.

It's far away, Brazil. And this is my site.

-Our site. Our site.

-And sexually, where are we?

-Go ahead, Carole, can you answer?

-Uh ...

Well, that's ...

-Yes, that's it, roughly.

-What stifles desire, it is the spiral of shared daily life.

We would like to rekindle the flame

of sexuality. - Oh yeah !

-For next time, do this.

-Because there is a next time?

-To recreate the magic of your 1st coupling,

every 2nd Monday of the month, you will organize a surprise evening.

-If it's planned, it's no surprise.

-With a surprise aperitif.

A surprise dinner.

A dessert... - Surprise.

-A champagne flute.

Soft music.

We let go again,

we get closer, we re-tame each other.

- Basically, we re-fuck.

-Oh yes.

-Here is.

Notification

Come on, let's stop for today.

It's 70 euros.

Per person. This is the principle entrecote for two.

It is important that everyone is committed.

- You take the card?

-But the spouse can quite advance the sum.

Soft music

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-If we look closely

their working capital requirement, thinking carefully ...

-No, no need to think anymore.

Prepare for the Biotech audit, we present it on Tuesday.

-I'll never have time by Tuesday.

-Tuesday 6 p.m., that's fine. If you start now.

You can work from home. Telework !

Come on, have a good weekend.

...

What are you doing ?

- What ? - Stopped !

This is the wrong towel.

-You are not going to do this again, it is a cloth.

-No ! This is the one for the glasses. Take. This is the right cloth.

-OK !

-And hurry up.

Nicolas said at noon at the port,

we are going to be late.

-It's okay, I'm ready.

- You're going to change, aren't you?

-Bah ! Finally, for a picnic?

-Listen,

it's been a month that you carry around in a tracksuit.

When we saw each other in secret, you made yourself beautiful.

Do you think that makes you want?

-And you, you make me want, talking to me like that,

to reorganize my kitchen, to make me the war of the cloths?

- By the way, I'll tell you again.

If we settle down together, gonna have to sort out your old stuff.

-That old stuff, as you say, I am very attached to it.

-Oh ! Sorry, my captain!

We're not going to dedicate a room to a barge!

-It's an LNG carrier!

I spent 10 years on it to do Le Havre -Gdansk.

- I don't want it at home.

-Your apartment, this is going to be our apartment,

we're not going to talk about it 107 years, my boats, I keep them.

It's like that. It's clear ?

-Very clear.

You know what ? I thought about it,

I will let you live alone

in your garage sale

with your boats.

It's better no ?

-What does it mean ?

-It means that...

we may have been wrong, I don't want to live like this with you.

-You know what ? Don't live with me then.

-Very well.

Sorry.

Intriguing music

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-Sylvie couldn't come?

-No, it's a little hot right now.

-Mamina is coming. Mamina!

Come.

Come over there, I'll help you.

Take it slow.

Hello Mom. - Hello.

-What is that ?

-A suitcase with things.

I'm not asking the contents of the cooler.

-Melon,

rosé, sausage

and Carole's pissaladière. - I made one too.

-Jean is not there?

-No, indeed, he's not here.

-You cast off?

- Why ? - I'm taking care of it.

Moorings released!

-He had to accompany you.

-Alain, the fenders.

-I'm taking care of it.

Fenders reassembled! Okay, Nicolas, are we taking off?

Roar

Groovy music

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- Here, mom, I made it.

-It looks delicious, but I have a diet.

-Mom, very, very high level, your pissaladière!

-Mamina ...

Well done ! It's really delicious.

-Nobody ate my pissaladière.

-It's diet.

- Wait, I'll take some.

- Here, Nico. - What ?

-You don't want it?

-Uh ... Out of greed, then.

Poop, you pass me the bottle of rosé

in the cooler? - Yeah !

-You manage to eat Carole's stuff? Do you like it?

-I love Carole.

-She is pretty,

your little suitcase.

Is it clothes inside?

So, Jean is not there,

you come with a small suitcase clothing…

Everything is fine.

-If you want to know, with Jean, it's over.

-Oh shit !

Finished-finished or finished, finished?

-Finished, finished.

-And if you no longer live with Jean, do you sleep at home?

Your work is finished?

-It's the story of a few days.

But I won't bother you, I will find a hotel.

Obviously, we won't let her go to the hotel.

But now I can't take it.

I have a ton of work an audit to be delivered on Tuesday,

if she is there, she will talk to me all the time.

Nico, for once, if you took care of mom?

-I fuck you, I too have a job.

In addition to Bandol, I am with a friend ... a friend.

So, uh ...

- Take her to Mulhouse, she will see the binoculars.

-They are on vacation at Sylvie's mother.

And Sylvie, at the moment ...

If I can avoid Mulhouse ... Let's ask Stephanie.

- Mom would love it!

But for 3 days, we can't send it to Brazil.

-We will draw lots.

-No, we don't draw mum at random.

Take it.

Come on, Poop!

Short straw !

- You should flip a coin. - No.

Short straw, I'm super good at this game.

I have the shortest!

I won ! I told you.

-No, you lost.

-No, I have the short straw.

-He who has the short straw loses.

-I don't know your rules, but normally,

the short straw wins.

In Mulhouse, in Alsace

and throughout the Grand Est, it's like that.

We're not going to change the rules.

-But I'm not changing anything.

-Wait, we'll Googlize them, the rules.

So, short straw ...

"Courtepaille: a moment of happiness, the restaurant for all grills.

"An enchanting setting ..." - You are on the site

Courtepaille restaurants. - Oh yes.

I said to myself, there are many of meat photos. Then...

Here is !

"Short straw game"

or older "Log game".

It's interesting.

"It was in the 12th century that ..." - Good !

"Draw method, blah, blah ...

"the loser is the one which shoots the shortest. "

-Good, who cares rules of the short straw.

I decide to take mom, because I'm happy to see her,

happy to spend time with her ...

I'll tell you, for me, mom ...

it's like a mother.

"She was so pretty" (Alain Barrière)

-You're nice

for inviting me to your place.

-You think, mom, it's normal.

Alarm

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Yes hello ?

* -Nicolas, it's me! - No, I can't speak here.

* -It was to say that I miss you. - Me too.

A customer.

From Bandol.

-It's dangerous.

To make phone calls while driving.

-Ah!

Besides, about Sylvie ...

-Why do you say "about Sylvie"?

We didn't talk about it.

-No, but it's complicated with Sylvie right now.

It would be good if you told her that I slept at your place.

-You can't have slept at my place,

it is under construction.

-Ah yes, shit.

Well, you're going to tell him that ...

-I'm going to tell him nothing at all, my dear.

-Why is the babysitter here?

I do not understand, the twins are in Dijon.

Okay, wait for me there, mom.

Good evening, Sandrine. Is my wife there?

-Uh, Nicolas, I think she ...

She doesn't want to talk to you. - Eh ?

I want to talk to my wife. What is happening ?

-Nicolas, I don't want to see you.

I want more.

- What ? - I'm tired.

And I have someone too.

-I warn you,

if I quit, I quit.

I'm leaving.

Melancholy music

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-You know, I could have return by train to Aix.

-I have nothing more to do in Mulhouse.

I have to go around customers from the South.

- Here, they are good.

-It had to happen, we kept arguing.

And for the binoculars, it may not be worse.

-It's complicated, couples.

Tone

* -Da? - Ah! Mr. Waleski, this is Ms. Mazerin.

* I wanted to know where was my room?

-Bad ? Not mean.

-No, room.

-Bedroom ! Da, finished.

-Perfect ! Can I sleep there?

-To sleep ? Da. * -Thank you.

It's okay, you can drop me off at home, it's ready.

Satisfied sigh

It's very pretty in pistachio green. I knew it.

-He, stache!

- The CH ! - Da ?

- The CH ! - Da?

-There is no water.

-Ah! Connection ... No water.

-Without water, I can't wash myself.

You said that I could sleep at home.

-Sleep, da . Wash, niet.

Connection, pipes, water ... A long time.

-Wait, we already have three weeks late.

I am nice, but I need a date.

I have no more home. You can

give me a date? - Da… te.

Alarm

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-Hello, Nicole?

- Are you okay, my casserole dish? Are you hanging the housewarming?

Sigh -No, I'm going to hang myself.

The site is not moving forward, I wanted to move in.

-Oh my poor.

I can't host you, I have my son with his children.

-No, of course, don't worry.

I'll find a solution ...

(I'll call you back.)

Melancholy music

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* -Carole Mazerin, leave a message.

-My darling, it's mom.

I had to come back from Mulhouse, everything is fine.

For the site, there are still some odds and ends to settle.

If you do not mind, I will also spend the night with you.

See you one of these days, kisses.

Soft music

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-It's me !

Good evening darling. I didn't have time to cook.

-Blinis, tarama, champagne.

It is the 2nd Monday of the month.

-So what ?

-We are the 2nd Monday of the month.

-Ah yes, shit, it's true! But I have so much work to do.

-Oh no !

We have work.

-You're right, I'm stopping. I have a slab ...

- I'll put it in the fridge.

Here is !

-You're having fun.

-The psychologist said ...

-No, we're not talking about Dr Love.

We do things spontaneously, otherwise ...

Alright, there's more Dr Love, he is over there, on the waves.

He decided to leave us alone, let us be quiet.

We ring.

Good evening, mamina.

Good evening, Alain.

- Honey, it's your mom. Good evening.

- Mom ? - Didn't you get my message?

-Bah yes, but ...

-Perfect.

Oh !

But what a magnificent view you have.

We never tire of it.

Exalted sigh

How good we are! Your sofa is good.

-Mom, in your message,

you said you would come to sleep one of these days.

One of these days is not tonight.

-One of these days,

it can be in a week, in a month or today.

- You weren't at Nicolas?

-No, there was ... It's a little complicated.

There is a problem between the babysitter, Sylvie, in short ...

-And you couldn't stay in Mulhouse?

And then, I'm not going to make anyone jealous among my children.

I saw Nicolas, and now I'm coming to your place for a bit.

-Yes, but mom, it's not really possible

this evening.

Because with Alain,

it's our surprise dinner in love on the 2nd Monday of the month,

it's part of couples therapy.

-If it's medical, I'll leave it to you.

I will not disturb.

-I will install you in the guest room.

-Thank you.

- Do you want to eat something ? - No, I can't, I have a diet.

-Alain went to the caterer.

So maybe I will do a small sprain.

Soft music

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-It's a big sprain.

-Mmh, it's good!

-It comes from Cojean, a caterer next to the office.

They have good Scandinavian products.

-The Swedes, in salmon, blinis, furniture is the best.

Besides,

did you know that the Vikings invented the Post-It?

Yes Yes.

They wrote their messages on pieces of tanned reindeer skin

that they stuck with pine sap on the masts of the longships.

The Post-it was born.

Crazy, isn't it?

-Alain, could you iron me lump eggs?

-It's salmon roe.

-No, by lump.

-It's marked on it,

"salmon roe".

-The printer must have been wrong.

-It's not you who made a mistake?

-You quibble. She has always quibbled, it looks like his father.

-It's true.

Romantic music

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-It's good, mom is in bed.

The shrink will be happy.

A romantic dinner with my mother, it's a real surprise dinner.

-I'm going to make myself

a herbal tea, I'm not here.

I'm a little bee, zzz!

Remember to turn up the heating, it's bitter cold!

-Two hours she's there, looks like it's been six months.

-So imagine in six months.

Yes.

-So, the sugar, where it is she puts ...

So where did she put it?

But how is it organized ...

Good night, children.

-Good night, mamina.

-Good night mom.

She sips her herbal tea.

...

-It's crazy like you look like your mother.

-That's a compliment supposed to make me happy?

-No, but younger, and not just physically.

-Good, come on, sleep!

-But how's that, dodo?

It is the 2nd Monday of the month.

-Carole! Carole!

Sigh -Good.

Yes mom ?

(-My darling !)

(Carole, my dear, I have this.) - Yes ?

-Like that, if you want to have a report,

I have my earplugs!

You know, for your prescription! - Thanks Mom.

The message got through.

-You too good night !

-Caliente.

-What do you do ? I can't see anything anymore.

-It's not serious for what we have to do.

-Oh yes it's true.

Sorry, but uh ...

- Do you have a migraine? - No it's not that.

I'm not looking for a pretext, but knowing that mom is there, that ...

We hear everything here.

-She has her earplugs.

-Ah yes, sorry, I will put them back.

Soft music

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* - .. on the majority from the south-eastern regions,

* with higher temperatures to seasonal norms.

* The mistral will blow at the end of the day. Watch out for showers.

Hello Darling.

You shouldn't be working so hard.

-I have no choice.

I fucking don't understand that.

- I help you ? - I don't think you can.

-Why not ? What is the problem?

-Concern.

To evaluate a start-up, we usually use

the DCF method, discounted cash flows.

However, the cash flow of Biotech was struck in year 2

by absorption of a minority subsidiary.

So can I get back in

deficits in the balance sheet from the parent company?

-Uh ...

I'm going to make my Ricorée. You want some ?

-No thank you, mom.

I quit 30 years ago I stick to it.

-You are wrong, it's very good, and Stéphanie loves it.

You realize, she works in Brazil.

A Mazerin who succeeds abroad, there is something to be proud of.

Your grandfather worked in Germany during the war,

but it is different.

-Otherwise, just for info ...

It's just to organize myself, how long do you plan to stay?

-Oh, two, three days.

Funny music

Three days, big maximum.

-Ah bah great!

We will do your housewarming with mamoune's birthday.

-We could tell him that as I am under construction,

we are postponing that until next year.

-Report your mother's 90th birthday?

Are you kidding me?

-Yes of course. It's going to be very good.

It's going to be very good.

* - .. and on the ridges of the Pyrenees.

* The temperatures will be very mild ...

-Mom, stop this radio, please.

-Of course, I'll change the radio. I'll put on some music.

"Vanina" (Dave)

* -You miss only one being

* And everything is depopulated

-Mom ?

-Vanina remember

That I am nothing without you

-Mom ?

-You also, you like this song.

* -I will be ... - For life

Alone in the world

Ouh, ouh, ouh, ouh!

...

You, you, you, you!

Far from you

The world

Does not exist ...

...

My darling.

I wanted to tell you,

you can rest.

Yes !

Tonight you do nothing

I am preparing dinner, I'm going to make my vegetable pie.

-I can cook.

-No, you work a lot, you need to rest.

You do nothing. It’s me doing.

Have your mom at home, it will make you vacation.

My darling ?

Where are the onions?

-In the vegetable drawer

at the bottom of the fridge. - Thank you, have a good rest.

Hey !

Where is your steward?

-In the drawer, with the other cutlery.

-Is that so ? It's weird to put it there.

Where is she,

your tourtière?

- What ? - Your dish for making pies.

-No, I don't have a meat pie.

-But finally, everyone has a tourtière!

-I know people who don't.

-Macron, I'm not sure that he has a meat pie.

- No, but Brigitte surely.

And your sister has a meat pie.

-Stéphanie is perfect, she has everything.

-You know what, we forget the pie,

I will do a small vegetable pie.

It's cooking !

We will feast !

Can you turn on the TV for me? My soap opera will begin.

Although with their mania to touch the schedules ...

- Oh yes, for TV ... - Here, light it up.

- You need to know for when I'm not around.

The black, it's the TV remote.

You press the red button.

- My soap opera is on the front page.

- Wait, let me explain. The other, the gray, is the decoder

and you choose the chains.

Including ? - It's a remote control.

-Yes, it's a remote control.

-Thank you darling.

* -It's a new beginning

* To write a story

* You have to play to see

* Tomorrow

* Listen to your instinct

* Those dreams we hold dear

* Life is ours

What are you doing ?

-There is a reflection, it's embarrassing.

-Do not touch, it's super fragile.

* -She agreed to see me again.

-There is a reflection.

* -It's not lost. - There too.

* -If I betrayed his trust, she will never forgive me.

- Leave the sofa, you're going to hurt your back.

-No, I can lift it.

-That's not the question. The couch,

it is well placed as it is.

It's beautiful, it's my home, so we don't touch.

-What you are stubborn, it looks like your father.

- Listen, mom ... - Shhh! It begins.

* -After all your sacrifices?

-There is a reflection ...

Soft music

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-You have some for a long time, mamina?

-I'm finished, two minutes.

-Mom, what did you do in the kitchen ?

-You saw ? I did some tidying up.

-I found nothing, coffee is out of place.

-He is in his right place.

I grouped everything together in the breakfast area,

and I did the same for the small grocery store area.

It was a building site, I tidied up.

-No, you haven't tidied up, you put your order.

Next time ask me.

And free the bathroom, I have my presentation, I have to go.

-Me too. Okay, have a nice day!

- No, I have to wash myself first. - Yeah me too.

-You've finished ?

-Yes, I'm done. I dive into the bath

and I arrive.

Tell Alain that the bathroom is free.

-He left, he washed in the kitchen.

Next time, we'll go before.

- As you want, you are at home.

-You need a set of keys. Take.

-It's not going at all, that.

- What ? - The cup there.

It is golden, your console is blue. And there you have blue on gold.

We must reverse, blue on blue and gold on gold.

It's tone on tone,

it's better.

- Except that this is my home. I like it,

so you don't touch anything. - I said that to help.

- By the way, your site ...

-Yes, hurry up, you are going to be late

at work.

-That's over!

-Bravo, but the rest? The ! There, everywhere,

look at her !

-Uh ...

Almost finished !

Almost finished.

-Lech, I don't speak Polish.

-Ah! Polish.

-But it's not almost over, it's not finished at all.

You perceive

the shade ?

-He doesn't understand, he doesn't speak the language.

-Lech, how many days for tutti finito ?

Water, agua ?

Connection, electricity ?

Understanding?

- He's Polish. - Compriski?

-Ah! Uh ... Many days!

Many days how many?

-Uh ...

More.

-And bah, my casserole, you're not about to move in with you!

How long did you say to Carole?

-She is delighted to have me.

-Hm ...

What about the food?

-You are a bad language, she has made great progress.

Okay i'm cooking or I'm on a diet.

- Do you have pain in your feet?

-No, I'm making room, it's for the swinger party.

-Eh ?

-The swinger party, at the senior club tomorrow.

-Oh yes okay.

The barter party? The one where we exchange objects?

-Yes that's it. Come on, help me.

I have to go

because with all that,

I'm going to miss my soap opera.

- Going back to the fiscal year which ended

October 31 of this year,

we realize that the margin of Biotech ...

Vibrator

is in constant progression while its market has known,

especially in 2017,

a slowdown ...

Alarm

* -I have a very urgent call.

* -Hello?

* Hello? It's you ? Hello?

* Hello?

*Hello? Hello ? - Who are you asking, madame?

-Carole Mazerin.

- I'll call you back.

-Why do you like me?

- I'm in a meeting, I'll call you back.

* - It will be too late, my series begins.

* Your TV is not working. - Mom, I can't.

-Go ahead, we are not at five minutes, answer your mom.

A mom, we only have one. - Thank you.

- Which button did you press?

-But I don't know, I lit,

and on the TV, it says "EXT 1",

while I want to see TF1!

-Ah!

-It's the wrong remote control, take the gray.

-My soap opera begins, how do we do ?

-Good, take the other remote control, the black.

* -Wait, don't go too fast.

* That's it, I have it.

-You press "Menu"

and then you will choose the source. - She won't.

-Yes Yes.

-Did you say "Menu" ? There is no "Menu".

* There is no marked "Menu", it's not marked anywhere.

* I'm looking everywhere, there isn't.

* Neither in front nor behind, there is no "Menu".

- "Menu" is "Home".

-Yes, it's "Home".

- "Menu" is "Home".

-Why tell me "Menu" then?

-I will put your series on you tonight on the replay.

-She doesn't know what it is.

-No.

-The what ?

- Mom, it cuts!

-Hi ?

Hello, Carole?

- Sorry, it's my mother.

-I have the same. Fortunately,

not at home. - It's not for long.

-They say that at first, and then ...

Embarrassed laughter

Soft music

...

Jacqueline is humming.

-So, your presentation?

- Hell. You don't have to call me at the office anymore.

-Thank you. Because of you, I missed my streak.

-I told you that I would put it on replay.

-In what ? What did she say ?

-Ah, the replay ...

The replay, mamina, it's streaming.

-Sure.

I understand nothing what is being said here.

* -Listen to your instincts

-But it's my soap opera!

Why are they putting it on now?

It's nonsense, the schedules!

-I was the one who put it on, this is the replay.

- Hush, please. Maxime and Clémentine,

we don't even know if they will meet again.

She borrowed her Twingo from him.

- And don't touch the sofa. - Shhh ...

* -I love you my darling, we can't stay like this.

-Mmh! It's delicious your navarin, mamina.

- Thank you, Alain. - Honey, take the recipe.

-Why there are suitcases in the entrance ?

-I took some things from my house.

-These are big suitcases.

-I'm not going to put every day the same outfit.

-It's true.

-So, where is it?

-What ?

-Your site.

-We are fine-tuning. Shall I tighten you up, Alain?

- No thank you, mom ... - There you go.

- Oh there ! - Here is.

-When does it end?

-What ?

-The site.

-Weekend.

-I understand nothing.

-Weekend.

-Friday ?

-Yes.

-After tomorrow ?

Friday, the day after tomorrow.

Late friday the week after.

-Wait, mom, warn me!

As a result, mamoune's birthday sunday,

we're going to have to do it here.

-Oh yes… the birthday.

- And he walks? - Oh yes, very good. And that ?

- An 18th century magnifying glass. - Ah, that interests me.

And bah, okay.

Exchange concluded.

-Thank you ! Bye.

-Otherwise, is everything going well? Everything is fine ?

-Everything is fine.

I'm single

at 70, I live with my daughter

that assails me with questions on my site

and my mother arrives on Sunday. So everything is fine.

No, it's a good time, eh!

-I signed you up for the western party.

-Is this supposed to solve my problems?

-Where did you find this ?

-I think it's Carole who had given it to me.

-Do not tell your daughter that you exchange his gift ...

Romantic music

Good evening, ladies.

Good evening. - I'm Hubert.

- Me, it's Nicole.

Delighted.

It looks nice.

-Yes, but it's broken.

-Ah ...

-And that ?

-The string is missing.

-Ah. Do we exchange anyway?

-With pleasure.

...

The door slams.

- Is that you, mamina? - Yes, Alain.

- Can I get you a Frontignan?

-Ah yes, gladly. I really need it.

Exhausted sighs

-Carole is still at the office.

Say, you come home late.

-The swingers evenings, it's still dragging on.

-Sorry ? Parties ?

- Swingers, don't you know?

We do this every month with the senior club.

Because hey, bridge and Scrabble, after a moment...

- How long have you been doing this?

-It's been years!

-I was already doing it with my husband. Less with Jean,

because he didn't like it.

Too many old people for him.

It's true, it would be better with more young people.

How would you like to come?

-No. No no no.

Carole gave you

the same last year.

Ah bah, there it is.

-Alain, uh ...

Everything I told you, you don't tell Carole about it?

It's going to make a fuss, so ...

It remains between us.

It will be our little secret.

OK.

- Good evening. - Good evening darling.

-Day of hell. I couldn't cook,

I'm going to thaw us a dish.

-No, I can't swallow anything.

I'm going to bed.

I am dead, this evening broke my legs.

Soft music

...

Aluminum crumpling

Yes, come in.

-Hold. Carole told me to show you this.

-It's nice, put it there.

- Do you need anything else ? - I have everything I need.

-Good night.

-I find it weird, mom. She must have a problem.

You spoke, Did she say things to you?

-No, said nothing at all. At all, at all.

-It must be the coming of mamoune, it still makes her nervous.

I do not know why.

- What time is she arriving? - Half past twelve.

The taxi picks her up at noon,

she will be there at 12:30 p.m. - What's this ?

- It's towels. - It's paper.

It's paper, mom hates. Don't you have real towels?

-No, I only have that, but it's not the queen's jubilee will be fine.

Leave those cups! You are staring.

- Mom will hate it, she's going to make the remark to me.

-But it's not big deal, it's at my house.

-She will make some remarks anyway. "There is nothing right,

"you missed your daughter's education."

And it's my fault.

We ring. It's her !

Alain, door!

- Ah! Are you okay, Alain? - Hi, Nico.

-Hi, my Poop!

-Do not start…

Is it the bread?

-No, my dirty laundry. Mom will take care of it.

-Are you kidding me !

Mom doesn't know how to operate the machine, I'm going to type your panties.

- Oh yes. - I'll ride this.

- Damn, you piss off.

-Be nice to me, I'm unhappy.

I have marital problems, I am at the bottom of the hole.

-But it is okay ?

-Bah oddly, better.

Did you tell Alain? - I was waiting for it to be official.

-It's official, amicable divorce.

- Amicably, that's already it.

-But it smells good! Are you the one who cooked?

-No mother.

-Ah.

-Nico, you don't want to take it a little?

-Ah no, no!

I can not, I am still in my Airbnb.

Not sure Isa agrees.

-Isa?

-Isabelle, the owner. Super nice, she accommodates me for free.

And sometimes she stays asleep.

-Hm ...

She sleeps with you in the apartment.

It's "Airbnbaise", you created a concept.

- Yeah.

-You don't have Badoit?

-No, I don't have a Badoit.

- Mom hates it when it stings.

Hello Mom.

-Come on, hop!

I'm debilitating.

We will say that it is Badoit.

-I was saying, hello, mom!

Hello dear. How are you ? What about the binoculars?

-In fine fettle...

-Perfect ! Is it cheese?

-Yes, it's cheese.

- Did we put the cheese knives?

-A little nervous, right?

-It's the mamoune effect.

We ring.

-It's her ! Carole, go open the door for him.

Take good care of her. I need my kitchen.

- Everything is ready. - I take care of the rest.

Mom hates waiting, quick!

The door opens.

Hello, mom. Hello Darling.

Hello, mom. Hello, Alain.

- Your little Frontignan. - Thank you, Alain.

So tell me, Stéphanie, where is she?

-In Brazil, she's building a building.

-Yes, you told me, but I forgot it.

And where is your mother? - Mom ?

Ah! Mom. - Ah, hey.

My darling, my Jackie.

Hello Mom.

-I am happy to see you.

This tunic looks good on you.

It is true that black thins.

Always wear black when you're a little strong.

Always. - Here we go...

- You have a good appetite, my darling.

Stop eating bread

you will be more hungry for the meal.

How are your binoculars going at school?

-They work very well.

-You know your mother at school,

she worked a lot,

but she still had

bad grades. But she was working.

That !

Oh, it's so beautiful !

Duck Parmentier.

- Did you do that, Carole? - No it's me.

-Ah, it's not Carole then, so much the better.

-It's Badoit. I decanted it, it's more ...

How are you ? I mean the Badoit, are you okay?

-It's Badoit.

- Here, mom, it's for you. - Thanks, Jackie. Oh...

-It's a magnifying glass

at the end of the 18th century, it's very pretty.

To read… - But I can see very well.

It's crazy, she always offers me gifts of old.

What will I have at Christmas?

A Louis XV walker?

Laughs

In any case, my Carole, thank you. You received us very well.

I understand your mother. Unless an earthquake,

she will never leave your house.

Never never.

- Here, mamoune,

I was thinking of something.

Why don't you come here A few days.

Is that a good idea, mom?

Embarrassed laughter

I'll make the coffee.

-You smoke ?

-Yeah, I got over it, it's not easy at first.

-Ah!

Cigarette!

Fire !

-Bah, mom!

There is a knock on the window.

-Bah Jackie, What is wrong with you ?

Do you smoke now?

Is it to give you a gender?

-It's not mine, I found it. I'll turn it off, mom.

- Mom, do you smoke? - Yes !

I give myself a kind. And it's because of you!

Why did you propose to mom to come here ?

Have your mother at home, it's hell!

- Is that so ? - But yes !

She will decide everything give me plenty of thoughts ...

And you know his technique.

She always starts with a little compliment

and after there is a "but" who arrives and there, paf!

She smashes me.

I warn you, if she settles here,

I'm not staying.

-Is that a threat or a promise?

A little coffee, mamoune?

-Yes my darling.

- I put you a sugar.

-Thank you.

-I am going to make myself a coffee.

- And a little chocolate too. - Thank you.

You are very well received.

My Carole,

it's very nice,

your proposal, really.

But you know, I'm good at Les Tilleuls.

I have my friends, I have my habits.

-But of course !

- I have my choir. - There is no choir here.

-And then every Thursday, it's bingo afternoons.

-Here, no bingo, ever. There is nothing here.

Frankly, it is much better at Les Tilleuls.

Oh dear.

Wait, mom.

-You're nice, I can do it on my own.

-So, bye, mom. It was a pleasure.

- Nico, are you bringing her back? - Alain, is it on your way?

-I live here.

-Oh yes.

Mamoune, I'll bring you back.

-We will meet again at Christmas. I will make the vigil at Tilleuls

and I will come for lunch on the 25th. Is it your home?

-Normally yes.

If it's ready.

-Come on, mamoune.

-Bye.

-Bye !

The door slams.

That's done.

I am empty.

- Mom, I didn't understand.

At Christmas, will your apartment be ready?

-Yes, we'll talk about it again.

-Stop leaving every time we speak.

When is your construction site finished?

-Very soon.

There I will go to bed she exhausted me.

I want to be in good shape tomorrow, I have my western party.

Country music

...

* -Look at this! What are we going to do with this beautiful calf?

* -That, it's from the shoulder well prepared by the butcher.

* Look at this, a piece of tender ...

-It's not possible, this reflection!

* Talk on television

* ---

Crunches

- Straighten up. Warning.

- You have to put it back on my feet, I have my western party tonight.

OK. We'll check the lower back then.

Moans of pain

-Ah!

Relieved sigh

Yes, the ! Oh !

Moans

...

Oh, this is good. Yes, stronger, stronger!

There you go, oh yes, yes, yes, yes!

Stronger is good. There is very good.

Hold. - Thank you.

- Thank you. Bye. - Bye.

-He didn't steal his money. And in addition, he moves.

Do you want his number?

-No. that... It does not interest me.

-Oh !

Uh ...

Not a word to Carole. Otherwise she would suspect that ...

Eh ?

It remains between us, it will be our little secret.

-Yes.

One more.

Country music

...

Door slam

- Isn't she here, mom?

-No.

-Weird. Did she tell you nothing?

-No.

At all, at all. She didn't say anything at all.

...

-I'm a little tired, I'm going.

-Already ? Wait, I'll bring you back.

-Do not worry, I'll take a taxi.

-No ! Gentleman, I'll bring you back.

-Are you sure you don't mind?

Shall we go to your place?

-Bah yes, we are going to my place.

-So let's go. Let's go.

-Here we go.

- Thank you. - I liked the quilts.

Alarm

...

-Hi ?

-Hello, mom, where are you?

* -To my western party. I'm going home.

* -I'm calling a taxi?

-I'll be fine, I'm going home with Hubert.

-Uber? Okay, well, okay. See you later.

-See you later.

Bah...

You are not in the car?

-It's like a car.

Rock'n'roll music

Roar

How are you ?

-How are you.

She screams.

...

-Good…

Thank you and then, good night, Hubert.

- A little kiss? - Eh ?

But finally !

Good night.

- But can I come in? - Oh no !

There is my daughter, I live with her.

-It does not bother me.

- You're not coming home. - How do we do ?

-How do we do what?

- At home, there is my wife.

- Besides, you're married.

-We can keep a little mystery.

-We will keep a lot because we're going to stop there.

Good night, Hubert.

You work again ?

-I can't take any more. And your evening ?

- Hell. Jean came and Hubert tried to kiss me.

-Uber? What ?

-He dropped me off and he tried to kiss me.

-It's incredible ! You have to tell Uber.

Mom, you have to report this to Uber.

-He already knows.

-No, you have to file a complaint.

- Do not exaggerate, he is a man, he adjusts tried his luck.

And then hey, what do you want? I like it.

-Ah, say so!

Otherwise, your site? - Oh, it's rolling.

Good evening, mom, are you okay? - Not too.

I went to a party at my club and Hubert freaked out on me.

-Carole, what are you doing?

-It's for the meeting. Biotech audit since 2012.

- Didn't you get my email?

The president postponed the meeting in January.

- Damn, piss off ...

Soft music

...

Vibrator

...

Tone

* Carole Mazerin, leave a message.

-No, I don't understand.

She's on voicemail. She will arrive.

-Very significant.

Alain, we can't save a couple alone.

-No, she works a lot

right now.

-Work, classic avoidance strategy.

And the work on your relationship?

-Right now, it's not easy with mamina.

-Mamina?

-It's my mother-in-law. We're staying with us right now.

-Your wife imposes her mother on you.

The one who brought her into the world.

-No, that's right that Carole is nice

and my mother-in-law knows very well to impose itself.

Sigh

- "It's for two, three days." She doesn't care about me!

- Are you cheating on your wife?

-Eh ?

- Are you cheating on her?

-No.

-Alain ...

-Oh bah ... I have requests.

The fantasy of the purchasing manager in stationery.

But I won't give in.

All the more that at the moment, with Carole,

we are trying to rebuild our relationship.

It's painful, it's ... Notification

-It's time.

-So...

-It's 140.

-My wife didn't come.

- She is present by her absence.

She makes you pay for it, so she pays. Make him understand.

And see you next Thursday.

-Good.

Hey bah ...

In fact, no, I'll take care of it of my couple all alone.

- Here, you can sign there.

- Here is. - Thank you.

Hello Jean. Hello, Carole.

-You are fine ?

-Yes, I am fine.

-You are missing a lot to mom, you know.

-It's like that, had to think about it before.

-Waiting for, she lives with me

and I would like that its construction site ends.

Because she is present. Very present. Boring limit.

-Yes.

It happens to him, yes.

Well, see you soon.

If not, tell him that ...

No.

-As long as it does not progress here, she won't come back.

Mom,

come see, I have something for you.

I have something to show you.

-Yes what is it ?

-So, for you, that,

it's almost done ?

-You went to my place? I told you, I'll take care of it!

-When you got off, you knew very well

that it would be for weeks.

And it's not with your branquignol

that it will move forward, tell me the truth !

- Like I'm lying to you. - Stop running away when I'm talking to you.

* -Mbappé clears an extremely rare authority.

* -I agree, but give him the armband ...

-Hello.

So, is it progressing?

-Da.

- Have you finished the windows?

-Da.

-Excuse me, are you Polish?

-Da.

-Why do you say "Da"? I had Polish crews.

"Da" is not Polish, it is Russian.

Can you say yes in Polish?

-Uh… Ya ?

-No. "Ya" is German. In Polish, it is "Tak".

Are you not Polish?

-Bah me, I'm French.

From Châteauroux.

-Why say that you are polish?

-For work! Polish smells like the right plan.

I take the same price, but it's cheaper.

-It has been a long time that you play the Poles?

- Before, I was Portuguese. It worked quite well,

but I got tired of tiling, because the back ...

If it can stay between us.

-And when do you think you're finished?

-I'm all alone, I'm overwhelmed.

I told the lady but she doesn't speak polish.

-The lady is my fiancee.

So the sooner you are done, the sooner it will come back.

Do you have one for me?

-No, but look at that ...

-Can you light under the pan?

Wait, put the photo from before.

But it's Jean!

Who is this girl ?

-It's his new fiancée!

-What ? Does he have a new fiancée?

- Mom, she's in blue and yellow.

- Whether it is blue, yellow or purple, I don't care.

With a young girl, in addition! He quickly turned the page!

- Mom, La Poste. - What, La Poste?

- Have you seen the bag? It is the logo of La Poste.

She is a postwoman who brings the mail.

No it's not like that. I show you.

Here is.

But stop, you will damage it!

- I saw that it was a postwoman. And I don't care.

He does what he wants.

-We talked a bit, but you don't care.

-Yes, I don't care.

Did he tell you about me?

-You don't care?

-We can still follow the news.

-He told me he misses you.

-That's the men. He just had to think about it first.

-Call him. He misses you, he misses you.

It's silly. You were good together.

-The subject is closed. We're talking about something else.

-Yes, we'll talk about your site.

I'll take care of it.

-I can't talk about it, I have to concentrate,

I have my vegetables to cut.

- Say, you come home late.

-We had an appointment at the shrink, right?

-Shit ! Excuse me, it got out of my head.

-Yeah. I called you.

-I forgot my phone at the office.

-Good.

I have something to tell you.

-Oh, I don't like that.

When you start your sentence with that, it is not a good sign.

It's in writing,

in addition.

-I said to myself that maybe we had something to celebrate, right?

Like 15 years old of our meeting in Rome.

So, we're going back this weekend.

You, you are leaving from Marignane

and me from Paris, I am in seminar tomorrow.

-Thank you honey.

-It will be good just before Christmas.

- That's what I said to myself.

- Mom, I'm off to the office.

I will pick up my suitcase this afternoon.

-I won't be there, I do my Christmas shopping.

-Great. See you Monday then.

- See you on Monday, my dear.

Have fun. He's a good person,

your Alain. - Yes I know.

-You know, okay, but good people, you have to tell them too, sometimes.

Eh ?

It's nice and then, it does not eat bread.

Love is a bohemian child

He has never, ever known ...

It's better like that.

Laws

If you don't love me

I love you

What if I ... Alarm

...

Yes, Carole?

- Phew, mom, you're there. I forgot my keys this morning,

I have to pick up my suitcase and my passport, will you be there?

-No, I told you, I do Christmas shopping.

* Ask Alain. - No, he's in Paris.

Listen. My keys are in the cup on the entrance console,

* put them under the flowerpot

down the stairs.

They have a key ring the little dog Snowy.

-Milou, okay.

- You save me, see you Monday.

- See you on Monday, my dear.

"Love is a bohemian child" (Carmen)

...

-Waouh, superb.

There is no wriggling, you Poles,

you are really good.

- Tak.

...

-Oh no !

- Thank you sir. - Bye.

-Oh. Are you not in Rome?

Did they cancel the flight?

-Rantanplan.

-What, Rantanplan?

-That's Rantanplan,

Lucky Luke's dog, he has a big nose, he is brown.

-So what ?

-It's not Snowy.

Snowy is Tintin's dog, a small curly all white.

-Yes Yes. Well, it's dogs.

- Unless one is attached to the house key.

And the other, Rantanplan, this is the key to the cellar.

I told you to take the key in the entrance cup.

-But that's what I did.

-Whore…

Damn i told you not to touch the cups!

-It's gonna be my fault.

She forgets her keys and I toast. I was doing it to help you.

-But you're not helping me at all. You never listen to me.

Help, for you, it's to do as you want.

I want you to understand that here it is at home.

And at home, I do as I want.

Damn, I must have been easy with my boyfriend in Rome,

I find myself stuck with my mother.

- Maybe you can go after. - No, everything is full.

The next flight is the day after tomorrow and in 3 days, it's Christmas.

I've had it up to here !

-Thank you for talking to me like that.

I who come

kindly at your place.

-No, no, mom. You did not come kindly to my place,

you had no choice, otherwise you would be at Stéphanie's.

What are you talking about ?

-Drop it.

I need air.

-Very well.

I'll give you some air. I'll find a hotel.

-Oh no, don't start.

My mother does not go to the hotel. You stay here.

-But you support me more.

-No, mom, you are the woman that I love the most in the world,

but you are the one which pisses me off the most too. Here is !

Melancholy music

...

Alarm

...

-Carole?

* -Yes, my darling.

Did you get my messages?

-Yes, but you can't do that to me.

- Sorry, I had a problem.

-OK, but take the next flight.

-What do you believe ?

* There are more places!

You think i like it to miss a weekend in Rome?

I told you, I'm sorry.

* Sorry, there you go.

-Carole, did you see how you talk to me?

- I speak to you as I speak to you.

And if that doesn't suit you, find yourself a girl who does everything right,

* who doesn't have her mother at home ... You all piss me off!

Tone

Crackling

"Vanina" (Séverine Seba)

...

* -Far from you I wonder

* Why life looks like

* To a scorched earth

...

But when love distances itself

Only one being you miss

And everything is depopulated

...

-Hello.

Wait, Carole. Aren't you gonna fuck me?

You plant me with the shrink, you leave me all alone in Rome.

I do everything to keep it going and you, are you mouthing me?

Do you know why you are shouting? You feel guilty.

You fuck yourself up.

Results :

I'm not happy,

I don't feel loved.

It's certain,

I may have flaws, like everyone.

You, you might have wanted

a bigger, stronger guy,

more beautiful.

I know I'm not Brad Pitt.

But euh...

even I need to be loved.

We will have tried. We will not have succeeded.

-Excuse me.

-Vanina remember

That I am nothing without you

Vanina if you forget me

I will be for life Alone in the world

My, my, my, world!

So far

Far, far, far, far!

So far from you

-These are bad guys.

-Nicolas, pass me a ball.

-Pass the aunty ball.

- Here, Aunt Caca.

- Warning warning. - Oh no, lost!

What is that ?

Bites à la Reine with Saint-Jacques.

-Ah Super.

-Warm in front.

What happened to you?

-What is it ? This is the Rexel Stella 70.

The electric stapler-folder.

I stapled and bent my thumb.

Vinegar.

Shallot. A little kiss.

- Are you okay with mom?

-Great.

We do not talk anymore.

-Happy little Christmas evening in perspective.

-This year, it is not cheerful, my Christmas.

My daughter moved to Australia, I will see her again at Easter.

-Me, my family is here, I have to go. Thanks for helping out.

-Ah bah yes. Christmas among the Poles is sacred.

-Yes.

- What's your name ? - Lech, like Walesa.

-No, the real name.

-Ah. Michel, like Drucker.

- Merry Christmas, Michel. I'll finish and slam the door.

-OK. I left you beers in the fridge.

-Ah thank you, that's nice.

-Ah!

They are very beautiful.

- I have a hot oyster recipe. - No !

I mean don't bother we will eat them like that.

- Here, by the way.

-I have to open them because I'm a guy?

It's sexist.

-You're a feminist when it suits you.

-I want to help you, but with that ...

-Come on, you're boring.

We are not going to draw a straw like for mom.

-Why not ? Alain, do you have straws?

-You shot me

short straw?

To know which one would be a chore to have me at his place?

-I was to do it by a coin.

-No, mom, we ...

-We pulled you to the short straw

to know who would be lucky enough to have you.

Eh ?

And it was I who won. - Sure.

Very well.

All right, I'll ... go get the log at the pastry shop.

-Wait, I'm coming with you.

-No, I need to walk.

-It'll be OK.

- And here. - Thank you.

- Merry Christmas. - To you too.

Merry Christmas.

-If you want to be Santa Claus, I have a disguise.

-No thank you, it will be fine.

-As you wish.

-Oh no, Nico!

You could wait for mom.

What the hell is she doing?

Melancholy music

...

Girls, your coats.

- Thank you dad ! - Thank you !

-It's not possible, where is she?

-She not answering?

...

* "Il mio rifugio" (Richard Cocciante)

-The CH ?

* ...

Jeans ? It's you ?

-Bah yes, it's me.

-What are you doing here ?

-You see, I paint.

-And why are you painting?

-Because I miss you

and I want you to come back.

-It looks good on you, this outfit.

-You know, I spoke with your daughter the other day.

I tell myself it's not worth it to always be together to love each other.

So you know what?

You will keep your apartment,

me, i will keep mine and we will keep each other

the best for both of us.

Love is like a plant

it needs air.

"Il mio rifugio" (Richard Cocciante)

...

-It's not possible, I'll call the fire department.

-She may have gone home!

- At her, it's with us, so ...

-No, but at her place, at her place, on his site.

-Its construction site, it is under construction.

-Yes, but it's at her place.

-You know your room is ready.

-We can perhaps inaugurate it.

Green is very successful,

but if you prefer, we do it in blue.

-Oh oh !

It is a log.

-Yes ?

-Mamina had gone look for a log.

-Yes. Thanks, Alain.

Moans of pleasure Sensual music

...

Then ?

-Uh ...

-She's there ?

-She is there, but does not go.

No, everything is fine, you don't worry, but it's time I spoke to you.

I carry a very heavy secret.

Your mother has needs,

significant physical needs.

Mamina is a nymphomaniac.

She participates at swingers parties,

she pays for gigolos, and there she sleeps with a worker.

What are you talking about ?

-Christmas eve.

-Mom fucks the Polak.

- You mustn't judge her. - It makes no sense !

-The CH ! The CH !

The CH ?

-Oh ?

-It's alright, Jean?

It's Jean!

Hello Jean. - Hello.

-Ah! The children.

-What is this outfit?

- I took what I found.

Let's make New Years Eve here, it will be much nicer.

Come and help me.

-Okay, I'll go get the girls.

-I'm going to get the food.

- Mom, I'm going to inaugurate your oven. - With pleasure my dear.

-Jean, are you opening the oysters?

So there you take me out of gear.

Bah, I'll take care of the lemons.

-You move your ass now?

-Oh listen, once a year ...

-You watch my bites?

-But of course.

-I do not believe it, she brought them?

It's a curse.

-Listen, yes, I know.

But take a little on yourself. Be nice to your sister.

-I know !

I'll tell her I'm allergic at Saint-Jacques.

That's good, that, allergy.

-Me, I have birds!

-That smell of paint. Beautiful, Carole.

Gorgeous.

-Girls.

-No ! They are children.

-Dad,

can we go play? - Sure.

-Thank you !

-Jeans ?

Thank you.

-Dad, it's not working.

-But if, wait,

I will show you.

Look, the button.

-Do not go too fast.

Oh ! Hey, it's cold!

- Here, mom. - No thanks.

Sorry, I can't, I'm on a diet.

-But you stuck the log.

-No, really, I can't.

I never told you about it not to worry,

but i am allergic

at Saint-Jacques.

- Here, Nico.

-Thank you.

-A small second before you all feast.

I would like to talk to you.

I thought about.

I was sitting on a bench I ate a piece of the log.

And sucking the dwarf,

I said to myself, my children drew lots for me.

I do not blame you. There is bound to be a reason.

- Corn… - Let me finish.

I am also responsible for it, I have my character.

Sometimes I am not easy to live with,

because I have a little tendency, from time to time, wanting a little

decide everything, sometimes.

-Occasionally.

-And then, I said to myself,

we don't have to stay all the time together to love each other.

You have to find the right distance. Love is like a plant

he needs air. So i will try

to find the right distance with you.

But there is one thing

that you should never forget.

Your mum,

she is boring,

but she loves you.

-NS !

- Mom ! - So do we, mom.

- Me too, I love you, mom.

-Oh my dear !

Shock

My Carole ...

-Mom...

-My little girl...

My darling…

My dear !

-Mom !

Mom !

-My big !

We ring.

But who is it ?

Mom ? - Merry Christmas !

-What are you doing here ?

-Aux Tilleuls, there was a false contact

with the Christmas tree garlands, everything burned down.

As in 40.

In the meantime, I don't know where to sleep.

-I'm going to leave my room to you.

(I'm sleeping at your place tonight.) - Thank you,

you are adorable.

I am very lucky to have you as a daughter.

-Come on, mamoune.

-Corn ? She worries me she didn't say "but".

- Didn't she say that? - No.

-But I would still have preferred

have a son.

- Phew, she's fine.

"Vanina" (Dave)

...

-Thank you, my little darlings.

-Bravo, Carole.

-But it's delicious!

Did you do that? - Yes.

-The magic of Christmas !

-It's true, it's super good.

-Oh yes…

-It's better, your allergies.

- Honey, this is exceptional.

-You look surprised.

-No, usually it's good. But the...

-Oh yeah !

-Sometimes I miss myself a bit.

-OH NO !

-So often !

But there, frankly, you outdid yourself.

What's your secret?

-It's Picard.

- Picardy?

-It is a Norman specialty.

-It's bites to the queen from Picard, frozen foods.

Relieved sighs

-I was saying to myself.

Laughs

-Bravo, Carole!

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