All language subtitles for The.Love.Boat.S04E26.WEBRip.x264-ION10

♪ Love ♪

♪ exciting and new ♪

♪ come aboard ♪

♪ we're expecting you ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ life's sweetest reward ♪

♪ let it flow ♪

♪ it floats back to you ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ soon will be making
another run ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ promises something
for everyone ♪

♪ set a course for adventure ♪

♪ your mind on a new romance ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ won't hurt anymore ♪

♪ it's an open smile ♪

♪ on a friendly shore ♪

♪ it's love ♪

♪ welcome aboard,
it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪

[ Laughs ]

What a cruise this
is gonna be.

I mean, sailing through

the international festival of
fashion.

Yeah, with all these luscious
models, eh, doc?

Oh-ho.

What about the designers?

I mean, there's halston,
Gloria Vanderbilt,

Geoffrey beene,
and Bob mackie.

Ah, this is living --

sunny days and starry nights
and all those gorgeous models.

Can I assume that I will also
see some hard work?

Oh, sure, captain.
Models work very hard.

Good evening.
I'm Bob mackie.

Welcome aboard, Mr. Mackie.

I'm captain stubing.
It's an honor to meet you.

Thank you, captain.

Mr. Mackie designs the gowns for
all the big TV stars --

Carol Burnett, Ann-Margret,
Cher.

That's right.

You've heard them say,
"clothes make the man."

Well, I'm the man
that makes the clothes.

I hope you enjoy the cruise.

I'm sure I will.

Carol Burnett, Ann-Margret,
Cher?

Boy, I'd like to wear
their hand-me-downs.

Hello.
I'm Gloria Vanderbilt.

Welcome aboard, miss Vanderbilt.

Thank you.

You look
absolutely beautiful.

Oh, well, I've never seen a more
gorgeous-looking crew.

Thank you very much.

Miss Vanderbilt, excuse me,

I am such a big fan
of yours.

I don't have
my autograph book,

but would you mind signing
the back pocket of my trousers?

Good evening, sir.
My name is Geoffrey beene.

Welcome aboard, Mr. Beene.

Mr. Beene, do you make

any of those little
string-bikini bathing suits?

No, I don't make
bathing suits.

Oh, that's too bad.
'Cause if you did,

you could call it
the string beene.
[String bean]

[ Laughs ]

Oh, it's going to be that type
of cruise, is it?

Hey, who's that lucky guy?

How do you do?
I'm halston.

I'm happy to have you
with us.

Did you know that halston
is the first American designer

to bring high fashion
to mainland China?

Yes, every now and again,

it is good to get
out of the office.

I certainly like the way
you travel.

You pack the same way I do --
only take what you need.

Just the bare essentials.

Well.

Well, well. Welcome aboard.

I'm Adam bricker, the ship's
doctor and chief charmer.

Very nice to meet you,
Mr. Bricker.

I'm benita James.

You're undoubtedly the top model
in the fashion show.

I just hope you're as good at
medicine as you are at flattery.

[ Chuckles ]

No, no, I'm not a model.
I'm a designer.

I design clothes.

Oh. I'm sure you have
a beautiful line.

And I'm sure you think

that you have a beautiful line,
right, huh?

[ Chuckles ]

Sid.

There she is.

Well,
it's been nice talking to you.

See you later.

A pleasure. Bye-bye.

That's our target.

Mmm, that's gorgeous.

Rippin' off her designs

is gonna be a lot more fun
than I expected.

Excuse me.
Can anybody help me here?

What can I do for you, sir?

Has anybody been looking
for me?

I don't know, sir.
Who are you?

Harley Blanchard.

Harley Blanchard originals.

And I'm his daughter, Mandy.

Oh, the original
Harley Blanchard original.

Is someone supposed to meet you
here, sir?

Yes, my idiot assistant,
who was supposed to be bringing

my new line of clothes
onboard.

I knew I couldn't trust him
with it!

Now, daddy, just relax.
Alvin will be here.

I'm sure everything
will be all right.

Yeah,
everything will be all right.

That's what general custer's
daughter told him

just before he got scalped.

[ Alvin shouts indistinctly,
women scream ]

Hi, Mr. Blanchard.

Alvin, you moron, look what
you're doing to those clothes!

Oh, no, sir, that's okay.
This is a rented tux.

Not your clothes,
my clothes --

the ones we're showing
at the fashion show!

Oh, sir, I'm --
I'm terribly sorry.

You must think
I'm very clumsy.

[ Chuckles softly ]

You don't want to know
what I think.

There you go. Here.
That's everything.

Not quite, beale.
You're standing on my foot.

Oh, daddy,
are you all right?

Is there anything
I can do, sir?

If there is, we haven't
discovered it yet.

I'm going to my cabin now.

I must rest.

I'll show you the way, sir.

Thank you.

Oh, Alvin, you're such a klutz,
but I love you.

I know. I can't help it.
Your father makes me so nervous.

Besides, I don't want to be
an errand-boy assistant.

I want to be a designer.

That'll come in time.
Be patient.

But for now, you got to pull
yourself together.

What's daddy gonna say when
he finds out we're married?

Two things --
I'm fired as his assistant,

and you're fired
as his daughter.

Hello, captain.
I'm Charles Paris.

The Charles Paris?
The house of Paris cosmetics?

Welcome aboard.
I'm captain stubing.

It's a pleasure, captain.

Tell me something --
have you found...Her?

What, the new miss Paris?
No, I'm afraid not.

We're coming out with a whole
line of new perfumes,

and we still haven't found
quite the right image.

Is that why you're on
this fashion cruise,

to search for the next
miss Paris?

Well, a woman that extraordinary
isn't that easy to find,

so this could wind up just being
a working vacation.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, uh, one request,
please.

Yes?

Please don't tell anyone
who I am.

I don't want to be pursued by
every young woman on the ship.

I understand.
Happens to me all the time.

[ Chuckles ]

I'm glad you're enjoying it.

Captain stubing?

Yes?

I'm joanne atkins.

Our mutual friend
Kate Webster

asked me to be sure
to say hello to you.

How do you do, miss atkins?

I, uh, assume that you're
a model in the fashion show.

Yes, I am.

I could tell.

Models are usually beautiful,

but you're much more
than that.

You're unusually beautiful.

Captain stubing, I plan to write
Kate Webster immediately

to tell her you're the world's
most unusually beautiful

sea captain.

[ Chuckling ] Thank you.

[ Chuckles ]

Hello.

Hello.

We're the crawfords.

The crawfords from
the Crawford model agency.

Oh, gee, I bet
that's an exciting life,

being model agents.

It is, uh, if you're excited

by being in the midst
of beautiful girls

who seem to be getting younger
and more beautiful every day

while you're not.

Okay. Shall I tell you now

that you're as beautiful
as any of our models,

or shall I wait till later?

Both.

You're on fiesta 131.

You can take the stairs
in the purser's lobby.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

What's joanne doing here?

Oh, um, I-I booked her
for the fashion show.

I distinctly told you I didn't
want joanne in the show.

I wanted all younger girls.

Uh, Priscilla, I didn't get
a chance to tell her.

You had the chance
to tell her.

You just didn't have
the guts to tell her.

Oh, come on. Hey, honey,
wait a minute, will you?

Look, I think joanne
is deserving

of some special consideration
from us.

I mean, after all,

she was our first model
when we opened our agency.

George Washington
was our first president,

but he's not in the show,
either.

Tell her she's out.

Yeah, Priscilla, I --

tell her she's out.

Julie, hi!

Melissa! Melissa!

It's so good to see you!

Good to see you!

Oh, guys --
doc, gopher, Isaac --

this is the girl
I've been tellin' you about,

my oldest and dearest friend,
Melissa Monday.

What a pleasure to meet you,
Melissa.

Hello. How are you?

How do you do?

How do you do?

Melissa and I were
sorority sisters in college.

Delta gamma.

Boy, we sure turned that house
inside out, didn't we?

We sure did.

Oh, everything's all set.

I put a cot in my cabin,
and you can have the bed.

Great. We'll have a pajama
party, just like old times.

Sounds good.
What time should we show up?

I think we're gonna have
a great time.

I reserved
all my free time for you.

Oh, by the way, my cabin's
on the coral deck, 125.

I'm 123. Mine's closer.

I'll see you there.

Okay.

Goodbye.

[ Air horn blows ]

Alvin, what's in this one?

Oh, the dress you love,
the one I designed.

I brought it
to show to your father.

Alvin, I really don't think
this is the right time.

Why not?

I design clothes
just as well as anyone else,

and someday,
your father's gonna know it.

Oh, is that gonna be

before or after he finds out
we're married?

It's been a week already.

I'll tell him.
I'll tell him, Mandy.

I just -- I'm just waiting
until he's in a good mood.

Oh, you can't put it off
that long.

Look, I'll tell him right after
the fashion show, okay?

Oh, Alvin.

You know I can't refuse you
anything.

Anything?

Anything.

Beale, did you hang up
the...Clothes?

What's going on here?

Oh, yes, yes,
that's much better.

Sir, sir, have you ever thought
of redesigning this dress

with a v-neck?

This could really be
a winner.

Never mind that.

Why isn't that dress
unpacked?

Uh, that? Oh, sir, I was just --
I was just getting to that.

You have to treat these
with care.

You see this design?

It's going to make
fashion history.

This dress alone is going to buy
me a villa in Rome,

another Rolls-Royce,
and a 100-foot yacht.

Well, uh, sir,

isn't that an awful lot
to charge for one dress?

Good morning,
ladies and gentlemen.

This is your captain speaking.

For those passengers

interested in seeing the latest
fashions in cruise wear,

an informal show is now in
progress on the lido deck.

Welcome to our sneak-peek
preview

of spring fashions
in pool wear.

The lovely joanne atkins is
wearing a very smart outfit

of white raw-silk slacks and
knit top with matching sweater.

She'll be fit for any sport
in this smashing set.

[ Dance music playing ]

Elsie Robbins is showing this
unique scarf dress.

It's hand-painted silk,

with each pattern
a one of a kind.

Melissa Monday is definitely
a breathtaking vision in white.

The white silk pants are topped
with a high-collared,

romantic,
victorian-lace blouse.

These styles are just appetizers
for the delights to come

on our exciting fashion cruise.

Ooh! So this is what you do
for a living.

It sure beats working.

Listen, after the show, let me
take you for a tour of the ship.

Sorry, Julie.
I already promised gopher.

What about me?

You've already seen
the ship.

[ Music continues ]

Mmm.

You sure look like
my dream girl.

If you think that I'm your dream
girl, you're still dreaming.

Why don't you let me take you
out tonight

and show you the moonlight?

That's okay.
I think I can find it.

I don't think I've seen you
before.

Oh, really?

I'm a very direct person.
My name is Charles,

and I think we should get
to know each other.

Liz Farrell, and I'm also
very direct -- and busy.

Why don't you join me
for a drink afterwards?

The sun's going to make you
very thirsty.

Thank you, but, uh,
I think I'll wait until lunch.

All right.
Why don't I join you for lunch?

Sorry, but this is a working
cruise for me --

nothing personal.

Well, in the words
of John Paul Jones,

I have not yet begun to fight --
nothing personal.

You know, I know that guy
from somewhere.

Don't ask me where.

Okay. I won't.

Oh, Chicago,
the lingerie show.

You know, he pinched me
in the elevator.

No, that could have been
anybody.

[ Music continues ]

Uh, excuse me, miss James.

This is Vicki,
our captain's daughter.

She's very eager to meet you.

Hi, Vicki.
How are you?

I'm fine, thank you.

I saw your collection in
teen boutique,

and those new fringe jumpsuits
are fantastic.

Well, I'm so glad you like them.
Thanks for the compliment.

You see, the reason
she wants to meet you

is because she's interested
in designing as a career.

Really?

I'm just learning.
I've only done a few.

Well, I'd like to see
some of your sketches.

Would you really?

Sure, I would.

You just bring them by
anytime you feel like it,

as many as you have,
all right?

She sure is a knockout,
huh?

Will you forget about that?

Keep your mind
on those sketches.

The boss wants to see them

before everyone else does
at the fashion show, not after.

Relax.
It's as good as done.

Now say thank you, Vicki.

Thank you, Vicki.

[ Laughter ]

Pardon me.
I'm Sidney Sloan.

You've probably never heard
of me.

Sad but true, Sidney.

Well, it's such a short cruise

that if I waited for someone to
introduce us, we'd never meet.

Now, this way,
we've already met.

Sad but true, Sidney.
I'm benita -- benita James.

A pleasure, benita.

I overheard you talking
about your designs.

In a way,
we're in similar occupations.

Really? How is that?

I'm an architect.

Oh, well, then, we are brothers
under the skin, so to speak.

Somethin' like that.

Um, look, why don't we get
together later

for a cocktail
to get acquainted,

and we can discuss our work
over dinner?

Thanks,
but I don't think so.

Oh, come on, now.

It's not often a guy like me
gets to meet someone

with that rare combination
of creativity

and...beauty.

Well,
if you put it that way,

uh, how about 7:00
in the lounge?

7:00.

I'll be there.

How pathetic.

Heh. [ Chuckles ]

Melissa.

Oh, Julie.

I talked to the captain --

told him I couldn't sit
at his table tonight

so we can have
dinner together.

Oh, great!
I can't wait.

Here you go, gorgeous.

Oh, Larry.

Uh, Larry, this is my oldest
friend, Julie McCoy.

Julie, this is my newest friend,
Larry Wells.

Well, how do you do?

My pleasure, Julie.

Hey, why don't we have these
out on deck?

Seems a shame to waste such
beautiful weather, hmm?

Um, okay.

Um, I'll see you later
at dinner, Julie?

Mm-hmm.

Nice meeting you.

[ Sighs ]

Your ship is just lovely.

Thank you.

I haven't been this relaxed
in a long time.

Why don't you call me "merrill"?
Then we can both be relaxed.

[ Chuckles ]
All right, merrill.

If you want to know a secret,

I already thought about you
as a merrill

instead of as a captain.

Oh.

We'll just have to work
all of that out, dear,

because I checked it out
twice.

Oh. There's joanne.

Now's the time to tell her

she's not gonna be
in the fashion show.

Look, Priscilla, if you don't
want her in the show so much,

why don't you just tell her?

Because you booked her when you
knew I didn't want her,

so you're going to be
the one to tell her.

Joanne, hi.

Priscilla, Bob, hi.

I want you to meet
some friends of mine.

Captain stubing,
Priscilla and Bob Crawford.

How are you?

Hello.

Captain.

It's nice to meet you.

Thank you.

I was the crawfords'
first model

when they opened up
their agency.

Yes, captain, the three of us
started out a long time ago --

a very long time ago.

[ Chuckles ] Uh, miss atkins is
having dinner with me tonight.

I'd be very pleased
if both of you would join us.

We'd love to.

Yes, we would.

Good.

Joanne,
Bob wants to talk to you.

Oh, honey, not now.
They're busy.

We can talk later.

Okay.
See you at dinner.

See you later.

Bye-bye.

Priscilla, I just
couldn't tell her then.

[ Sighs ]

I mean, she looked so happy.

You're right.

Why don't you wait and find a
time when she looks very unhappy

and then tell her?

How do I look, huh?
Okay?

You look beautiful.

If I were benita James,

I wouldn't be able to resist
you, either.

I don't want to look
that beautiful.

Just remember, the bosses
of the whole factory

are waiting
for those designs.

You got to get 'em tonight

so we can get 'em on the plane
when we dock tomorrow.

Harry, would you relax, huh?

Don't worry about it.
I'll get them.

In a way, it's too bad.

What? What's too bad?

Well, that benita James --
she's kind of a special gal.

I almost wish we didn't have
to take advantage --

sid.

We're industrial spies,
sid.

That's our business --

our only business.

Of course, Harry.

Then why don't I feel
"of course"?

Liz, can I borrow your
eyeliner?

Sure.

And your lipstick?

Here you go.

And your blush?

Why don't I just lend you
my face?

But then what would you
wear?

[ Knock on door ]

Oh, thank you.

Gee, I wonder
what this could be.

Hmm.

It's perfume --

original sin.

I've been trying to think
of an original sin for years.

"Having a lonely time.

Wish you were here,
Charles."

Isn't that the guy

that was tryin' to pick you up
on the deck?

He certainly is persistent.

Also a spender.

It's the family size.

Julie?

Hmm?

Julie, listen,
something came up.

Larry's going to meet me
in the pirate's cove,

and I can't have dinner.

I'm sorry. I'm really sorry,
but I'll explain later, okay?

Listen, when are you and I
going to get together? Oh!

Hey, there, sailor.
Looking for some company?

My friend Melissa
couldn't make it.

Uh, sorry, Julie. That place is
reserved for someone else.

Dining with a model, right?

Well, it's a dirty job, but
somebody's got to do it.

Mm-hmm.

Hi, gophie.

Hi, kid.

Julie, this is susie.
Susie, this is Julie.

Why don't you see what doc's
doing for dinner tonight?

Oh, something tells me he's not
available, either,

but that's okay.

I'm not really
all that hungry, anyway.

Bye, goph.

Hey there, doll.

You're the best-lookin' dish
in this restaurant.

Oh, well, thank you,
Mr., uh...

Bingle,
but you can call me "frank."

Uh, if you're lookin' for dinner
company, you can eat with me.

Oh, gee,

that's awfully sweet of you,

but I ate
at the early sitting.

This is the early sitting.

Oh.

Well, then,
why am I standing?

Uh-huh.

Mandy, I have made up
my mind.

I have got to tell your father
we're married.

I know --
right after the fashion show.

No. No, right away.

Really?
You really mean it?

Well, yes. All this hiding
behind his back is ridiculous.

As soon as he gets here,
I am gonna tell him.

Oh, Alvin! [ Laughs ]

Good evening, my love.

Daddy.

Beale.

Mr. Blanchard.

Uh, sir, I-I have something
I'd like to tell you.

I've decided --

i-I've decided...

I've...

I...

I...have decided...

On the prime rib.

Prime rib?
Good, beale, good.

Prime rib.

So I said, "well, all models
want to go to Hollywood

"to become actresses.

Don't worry.
She'll come crawling back."

So since then,

I open the door to the agency
every morning

expecting to see her,
but for some reason,

Princess grace hasn't come
crawling back yet.

Oh, what an exciting business
you're all in.

Yes. After all this time,
I still love it.

I don't know what we would do
without it.

Isn't that right?

Right.

Right.

May I join you for dessert?

Thank you.

Well, there's one thing
about you, Charles.

You don't take no
for an answer.

You're wearing my perfume.

I'm the one that's got it on.
It was too overpowering for her.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, that's okay, Charles.

It's the thought that counts.

Uh...

Well...

Like they say, two's company,
and three's kinky.

Remember,
you've got school tomorrow.

Right.

Liz, I want to tell you
something.

Uh, Charles, look,

don't you think you're just
moving a bit too fast?

You're absolutely right.

I think we should wait until we
have some coffee, okay?

Waiter,
two coffees, please.

[ Slow music playing ]

[ Music stops ]

That's what I call
good dance music.

That was fun.

Well.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Mmm. You know, Sidney, I've
always admired architects.

Well, of course.

That's because we're artistic,
sensitive, and modest.

Especially modest.

Uh, excuse me.
May we interrupt for a moment?

Sure. Hi, doc.

Hi.

Show her the sketch, Vicki.

Well, it's really crude.

That's all right.
Let me have a look.

Hey! Gee,
that's not bad at all.

Just one thing --
Vicki, have a look.

See this line here?

It's just a little
out of proportion.

But other than that,
it's very good, indeed.

You have a good sense
of style.

Thank you.

All right.
Look at this one.

Uh, doc, doc,
they're on a date.

Oh, I'm sorry.

How about if we come back
in 15 minutes?

Uh, doc.

I'm really impressed.

I mean, even kids coming to you
for advice.

You must be good.

Oh, I am.

That's because I'm so artistic,
sensitive, and modest.

Touché.

Sidney, would you like to see
some of my designs?

Not really.

Oh?

You see, I'm only interested
in the designer.

Oh, that's sweet.

[ Slow music playing ]

Imagine --
me dancing with you.

I can't believe
it's happening.

I can't, either.

Hi.

Hi.

Excuse me.

May I cut in?

Oh, sure.
Don't tire her out.

We've got a long night
ahead of us.

Thank you.

I'm a doctor.
I can't ignore someone in pain.

[ Music stops, applause ]

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

I am sure of it.

I know that man
from someplace.

But I'm telling you,

he's as familiar
as the back of my hand.

My hand --

wait a second.

That's where I know him from.

I did a nail-Polish commercial
for his company.

That man is Charles Paris.

The cosmetic --

shh!

You mean the cosmetics
magnate?

Yes.

The guy that's been searching
for the new miss Paris?

That's him.

But you know what?
I think he found her.

[ Slow music playing ]

Hi.

Hi.

Where's joanne?

Um...bob had some important
business to discuss with her.

There's nothing wrong,
is there?

No, not really.

Well...

Actually, joanne was booked into
this fashion show by mistake.

Now Bob has to tell her
she's out.

Oh.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I know she's been looking
forward to being in the show.

I know.

But the sad truth is, joanne is
too old for the business now.

But she's a beautiful woman.

I agree with you, captain.

Unfortunately, the camera
no longer agrees with
either one of us.

Before you tell me anything,

I want to tell you something,
Bob.

You've been an understanding
friend to me

through some low times,

but now everything
is on an upswing.

I'm working again.

I met captain stubing,
who's just a marvelous man.

You look so serious, Bob.
What is it?

Um, well, uh, joanne,

I-I don't know
how to tell you this.

You and Priscilla
are not having

some kind of trouble,
are you?

Uh, well, living with Priscilla
has never been easy,

but that's not it.

Oh, that's good.
So, what is it?

Well, you see, um, joanne,
we have this --

Priscilla thinks --

I know.

Priscilla always hated it
when I wear my hair this way.

That's it, isn't it?

Yeah. That's what it is --
it's your hair.

Don't take it so hard, Bob.

No problem.

I'll change it back to the way
Priscilla liked it.

It's gonna take some
resetting.

Would you tell merrill I went
back to my cabin

to play with my curlers?

Oh. Oh, sure.

And one more thing.

What?

Smile, will you?
Everything is going great!

Aha.

Well, here we are --
home, sweet home.

I'm so glad daddy decided
to go to bed early.

That means we can go to bed
early.

Just promise me
one thing --

on our 25th anniversary, you'll
tell daddy we're married.

Mr. Blanchard,

what are you doing?

Aha.
Saving my fashions.

I had a dream, a nightmare,

that every manufacturer
in the world

was turning out my line --
every one except me.

And I won't sleep a wink

until I know these clothes
are safely locked up.

In a laundry basket?

Aha. That's how I hide them
until you get them downstairs.

Beale...

Don't get mugged on the way.

Daddy, you've been working
too hard

getting this show together.

Towels.

I need more towels.

Excuse me.

See?

Take these towels
and hide the clothes.

Now, beale, I want you to take
these downstairs

to the purser's lobby...

And have them locked up

in those big vaults
they have down there.

That's a good idea, sir.

I should have thought of that.

Good. Good. Good.

[ Sighs ]

That's it. Darling, I want you
to go downstairs with him.

I've worked too hard
to get this far.

He's very dumb, you know.

Well, I thought

we were finally gonna get
a little time alone.

I knew it was too good
to be true.

Well, this shouldn't take
too long.

And we have about 10 seconds
alone.

Let's go for it.

[ Elevator bell dings ]

Time's up.

Not for me, it isn't.

Oh, no!

Uh, you wait for the elevator.
I'll take the stairs!

Whoa!

I have a better idea.

You wait for the elevator.
I'll take the stairs!

[ Elevator bell dings ]

Oh. I'll get that.

[ Elevator bell dings ]

Oh, no. Sorry.

Hello.

No! Don't! Don't!

[ Elevator bell dings ]

Oh, thank goodness.
You found it.

Where are the clothes?

She put 'em down the chute!

Oh, no!
Come on. Let's go.

Our clothes!
We came for our clothes!

Oh, you didn't have to do
that, sir.

They'll be sent up to your room
first thing in the morning.

No, we need 'em now!
They just came down the chute!

I'm sorry. They're already in
that washing machine.

Oh, no! No!

[ Gurgling ]

Did you really?

Yeah, I'm afraid I did.

[ Laughs ] Do you know,
that's quite a coincidence?

I mean, my being a designer
and you being an architect.

Yeah, well, I must say, you look
a lot better in your dresses

than I do in my buildings.

Oh, thank you.

I've always been fascinated
by architects.

Of the modern ones, the one I
most admire is le corbusier.

Really? That's my idol.

As a matter of fact,

I had a chance to work with him
a couple weeks ago.

Really?

Yeah.

But that's -- well, that's,
uh, that's fascinating.

As corbusier once said

while discussing architectural
concepts...

"Your cabin or mine?"

Well...

Well?

Well...

Um, as le corbusier
must have also said,

"my cabin," but give me a chance
to tidy up first, all right?

Shall we say,
uh...20 minutes?

We shall say 20 minutes,
yes.

Charles, I had
a wonderful time tonight,

but please excuse me.

I've got to get
my beauty sleep.

Don't sleep too long.

That would be unfair
to the other girls.

Good night.

Elsie, have you been
eavesdropping?

Uh, only to the good parts.

Uh, Liz, you know
Paris cosmetics, right?

Sure. What about it?

Uh, well, how would you like to
be the new miss Paris?

Are you kidding?

I'd love it, along with every
other model in the country.

Uh, yeah, but every other model
in the country

didn't just kiss Charles Paris
good night.

[ Knock on door ]

Just a moment, please.

Hi.

Hi. Come on in.

Thank you.

Why don't you sit down

while I change into something
indecent?

I'll just close my eyes
and count to 10.

That's good.

Maybe in your case,
I'll only count to five.

[ Laughs ]

Hey, wouldn't you know?

I forgot
to offer you a drink.

Ta-da.

Ah, benita, you're so
beautiful.

Oh, and you're so nice.

What's wrong?

I can't do it.

You're just too nice a girl
for me to do it to you.

I can't take advantage
of you.

But how would you be taking
advantage of me?

I'm a big girl.

By, uh...Making a play
for you.

You see...

I'm a married man.

What?!

Yeah.

But, sid --

i'm, uh, sorry, benita.

I'm sorry about everything.

Oh, you didn't get it!

Yeah, I got it.
Piece of cake.

Terrific!
I knew you could do it.

How'd you get away so fast?

I thought she was crazy
about you.

I told her I was married.

Clever.

You know, Harry,
if I did get married,

she's the kind of girl
I'd like to marry.

She got beauty, brains.

Yes. She's sure got more brains
than you got.

"I knew if I gave you
enough rope,

you'd hang yourself --
benita."

[ Sighs ]

Ahhh!

Julie, hi!

Oh, we would have used
Larry's room,

but we didn't want to disturb
Larry's roommate.

Right. We wouldn't want to
disturb Larry's roommate.

Thanks, Julie.
I'll never forget this.

Neither will I.

[ Knock on door ]

You all right?

Am I all right?

Oh, it's nothing fatal --
just hair curlers.

Would you like to come in?

Thanks.

Joanne, I just came by
to tell you

that you still have your whole
life ahead of you.

That's nice to know,

but what in the world
are you talking about?

About what Bob told you.

He didn't tell you?

Bob didn't tell me what?

I'm sorry. I was certain
that he had told you.

Merrill, what was Bob supposed
to tell me?

That...

That you weren't
supposed to be booked

on the fashion show.

And that...

And that I've grown too old
for the business.

Joanne, they're wrong.

You don't have to feel sorry,
merrill,

because I don't.

This is a business
for kids, new faces.

I knew
from the day I started

it wasn't gonna go
on forever.

Do you really feel that way?

Yes.

I knew my day was coming,
and I'm ready for it.

Yes, I'm sure you are.

Now, let me get on
with my witchcraft,

and I'll see you
in the morning.

Right.

See you in the morning.

[ Yawns ]

Vicki!

Good morning.

Time to get up.

Good morning, sir.

Vicki,
you look just like Julie.

Daddy, Julie stayed with me
last night.

I hope you don't mind,
sir.

Oh, no, of course not.

What was wrong
with your cabin?

Well, it had
an extra person in it.

Oh, yes, your girlfriend,
Melissa.

No, her boyfriend, Larry.

Oh.

Here you are, sir.

Well, good morning.

Hi. You know something I forgot
to tell you last night?

You're gorgeous.

You also forgot to tell me
that you're Charles Paris.

Well, you never asked.

Well,
why didn't you tell me?

It wouldn't have changed
anything.

I suppose not.

But it's supposed to be a secret
that I'm on board.

Well, Elsie told me,

so that means
that within a half an hour,

the whole ship will know.

Well, Vicki, these are really
promising, honestly.

I can't believe it.

I'm sitting here
having breakfast

with one of the top designers
in the world!

Oh, California will do.
Do you mind if I keep this one?

Do you really mean it?

Sure.

Wait till I tell my dad!
He'll fall off the bridge!

Oh, I hope not.

Well, well, well.
Good morning to you.

Good morning.

Oh, please, do sit down.

Thank you.

You know, I forgot to ask you
something.

When you were working with
le corbusier a few weeks ago,

as you said you were,

how did he look?

Corbusier?
Oh, he looked fine.

Oh, well,
that's very interesting,

considering the fact
he's been dead over 15 years.

Well...

Now that you mention it,
he did look a little pale.

I started suspecting you
a few days ago

when you were doodling.

You can't even draw
a straight line.

Those lines were just as crooked
as the one you handed me.

Now, look, I'm sorry.

Yeah, sure.

When I first started, it was
just another job.

Oh, that's very commendable,

making a living
stealing other people's ideas.

I think it stinks.

Well, maybe so.

But why did you go along with it
if you knew?

Because
I was falling for you.

I was falling for you, sid.

I was so naive to hope that
maybe at the last minute,

you'd change --
oh, what's the use?

We're just wasting
each other's time.

Doesn't have to be
like that.

Now, listen to me.

I'll quit the profession.

No more spying.

Now,
why should I believe you?

You give me one good reason
why I should trust you.

Here's a good reason --

I'm in love with you.

And I think you feel the same
way about me.

Yeah, I did until --

benita, spend the day
with me, huh?

Give us another chance.

Hello.

Gopher?

Laundry said you were in a rush
for these clothes,

so I brought them up
myself.

Here you go.

How'd they turn out?

Fantastic.

Oh, gopher,
you're a lifesaver.

Oh, no, no, no.

Hey, I didn't know you made
clothes for kids.

You're surprised, right?

I bet
you two guys didn't think

the ship's laundry could do
that great a job, huh?

Oh, no.

Well, there, you see?
Not a wrinkle.

Hey, hey...

Good luck tomorrow
on the show, seriously.

Thanks, gopher.

You bet.

Oh, boy, we got
a small problem here.

Julie?

Hmm?

Oh, Julie, I'm sorry

about bringing Larry
to your cabin last night.

Oh, don't worry about it.

Oh, Julie, Larry's terrific.
I think I'm falling in love.

Oh, that's wonderful.
I'm happy for you.

Well, you know, that's not going
to affect us one little bit.

I still want to spend

a lot of time with you
on this cruise.

Well, good.
I'm on a coffee break.

There's no time
like the present.

So, what's been goin' on?

We--

uh, you remember Julie.

Of course.

Melissa, I love you.

Yeah, well,
I've got to be going.

No, no, no. No arguing.

Now, you two are just gonna have
to get along without me.

It's not my --

Priscilla, dear, do us both
a favor, will you?

Just take care of the girls,

and I'll take care
of the business, okay?

Georgia, Kelly, susanne,
stay out of the sun.

Now,
your skin's gonna dry up.

You already look like
three raisins.

Uh, captain?

Captain, I'm sorry about
what happened last night.

Oh, yes.

Yes, we certainly never expected
joanne to hear the bad news

from you instead of from who was
supposed to tell her.

Well, it doesn't matter
who told her.

She took it
like the classy lady she is.

I'm sure she did.

Well, good morning.

Good morning.

Morning.

[ Sighs ]

Well, I mean,
it had to be done.

You know something?

That is exactly what
lady Macbeth was saying to me

just the other night.

I'm gonna get a drink.

Okay. I don't see him.
Come on.

Alvin, this is silly.

Sooner or later, daddy's gonna
find out we're married,

and he's gonna find out
the dresses are ruined.

Look, you can't hide from him
for the rest of the cruise.

I don't want to hide from him
for the rest of the cruise.

I want to hide from him
for the rest of my life.

Look, I just --
I just want to stall him

for a few minutes until I can
think of something, okay?

Oh, there they are,
Mr. Blanchard. Alvin!

Well, did you think
of something yet?

Mandy, beale,
where have you two been?

I've been looking all over
for you.

I think Tina here is putting on
a little weight.

I'm afraid my dresses may be
a little too small for her.

She's gonna model
your dresses?

Yeah.
What's wrong with that?

Oh, nothing.

I just wanna make sure I have
a front-row seat.

How did he see my dresses?

How -- oh, sir,
he's the purser.

He's in charge of the vault.

Oh, good, good.
Catch up with him.

Take the green and white silk
dress and have Tina try it on.

Uh, sir, excuse me.

Could I -- could I have a word
with you alone

for a minute, please?

Sir?

What is it?

I think --
I think Tina might be a spy.

Spy?

Shh!

You know, sir, this morning --
this morning --

i saw her talking to one
of your competitors.

Just like in that bad dream
I had.

Yeah, and you know
what they say --

dreams can come true.

You're right.

Tina...

I think
you look just fine.

Worse comes to worst,

we can always let the dress
out a speck, huh?

Why don't you just go lie down
and rest?

Thanks, beale.
You saved the day!

Harry.

I just got a call
from the home office.

They want to know
what we're doing.

Well, I don't know
what you're doing, Harry,

but I'm having a drink.

Sid, this is important.

They've offered us
a $10,000 bonus

if we get the stuff by tonight,
so get serious.

Okay, Harry.
I'll get serious.

I'm seriously disgusted
with myself

for even being a part
of this operation.

I quit.

Ciao, Harry.

Sid!

Ohh.

[ Knock on door ]

Joanne.

I hope
I'm not disturbing you.

No, not at all.
Come right in.

Merrill, I thought
I should tell you

that I'm gonna cut short
the cruise

and leave in acapulco.

But, joanne, even though you're
not gonna be in the show,

the trip is all paid for.

You don't have to go.

I know I don't have to go,
merrill,

but it would be embarrassing
for me to keep hanging around.

So, what reason would there be
for me to stay?

Well, perhaps I'll stay
on board

for at least
a couple more miles.

Charles, I've never been
happier.

You know,
I came on this cruise

looking for a certain kind
of girl.

But I found a lot more
than I was looking for.

Hey, Julie.

Hey, anything wrong?

No, nothing.

Are you sure?

Well, it's silly.

It's just that with all these
gorgeous models on the ship,

plain old Julie's
kind of left behind.

Oh, Julie.
You're anything but plain.

You're a charming, vivacious,
desirable young woman.

Come on, Julie.
Let's show them how it's done.

[ Slow music plays ]

Now, you see, Bob,
life goes on.

Joanne seems to be
very happy.

Yeah, well, I'm glad
joanne is happy...

Even if it is no thanks
to us.

You mean no thanks to me,
don't you, darling?

I didn't make the rule

that says if you're over 35,
you're finished.

Maybe if we didn't enforce it,
it wouldn't be a rule.

Oh, yes?

I don't notice that many
40-year-old players

on that football team you root
for every Sunday.

You're such a hypocrite.

Yeah, you're right,
Priscilla.

You're finally admitting
you're a hypocrite?

How come?

Because I've finally just
stopped being one.

You know, I don't like the way
you do business, Priscilla.

Oh, you don't?

Well, why don't you sell me
your half of the agency?

Fine.

Fine.

And when you mail the check,

be sure and send half our
marriage certificate, too.

Here you go, Mr. Blanchard.
This is my fashion-show special.

One sip and you come apart
at the seams.

Speaking of
fashion shows --

daddy, Alvin has something
important to tell you.

Yes, beale?

Uh...well, sir, uh...

What I wanted to say was...

Uh...
Have you ever considered

getting into the children's
clothing business?

What?!

What?

Well, uh...

What I mean is, uh...
See, we could, uh,

we could make dresses exactly
like the ones we have,

only in children's sizes.

Little, teensy-weensy,
little dresses.

You're kidding.

No, sir.

Anyone can think big,

but it takes a really big man
to think small.

Low-cut evening gowns
on little girls?

Sure.
What's wrong with that?

Beale...

Full-grown women have
something

that little girls don't.

You're right.

Where would a little girl get
$1,000 for a dress?

Oh, I had a wonderful time
tonight, Charles, really.

Thank you.

You know, I don't mind telling
you it's, uh --

it's taken me a long time
to find you.

Oh, you don't have to say
that.

You know, I've been surrounded

by beautiful women
all my life, but...

Well, you're, uh, really
something quite different.

Well, I hope they think so at
the fashion show tomorrow.

[ Both chuckle ]

Well, it's been a long day.
I guess you gotta get some rest.

I hope I can.
Elsie loves to talk.

Well,
there's always my cabin.

Is it quiet?

Well, that depends
on the occupants.

[ Both chuckle ]

[ Door opens ]

[ Sighs ]

Well, Melissa, you're back
early.

Did you have a good time?

Oh, you know --
the usual.

Larry and I had drinks.
We had dinner.

He asked me to marry him.

And then we took a stroll
out on the deck.

He what?!

Julie! Aah!

He asked me to marry him!

That is the most wonderful
news!

When's the big day?

Tomorrow.

Tomorrow? You two certainly
don't waste any time.

Well, Larry's very impulsive.

He wants us to fly to Paris
from acapulco.

Paris!

Yes, he says it's the only place
to get married.

Oh, that's the most romantic
thing I ever heard.

Oh, you're gonna have
the happiest face

in the whole fashion show.

Well, not exactly.

You see, the plane leaves
before the show.

But how can you miss the show?
Won't you get in trouble?

Well, I'll talk to Priscilla.
She'll understand.

She better understand.

Oh, well, this calls
for a celebration.

Yes, it certainly does.

And Larry and I are gonna go
celebrate right now!

So sleep tight.
I'll see you later.

Ohh! I'm so excited!

[ Door closes ]

Whoopee.

Well, I'll thank you
for a lovely evening.

Good night, sid.

Aren't you afraid to offer me
your hand?

It's got a ring on it.
I might steal it.

Hey, I'm sorry.
I-I --

you still don't trust me,
do you?

Well, you know what they say --
once burned...

Come on, benita.
Give me a break.

What more can I do?
I've quit my job.

We spent a beautiful day
together, didn't we?

Yeah.

You know I love you.
You gotta believe that.

Well, I want to believe it,
sid.

I want to believe it so very,
very much.

I'm willing to spend the rest of
my life proving it.

Sid...could you do me one favor,
please?

Anything.

Take off my pearls.

I am sure gonna miss working
with you.

Do you realize that this is
probably our last show together?

Oh, I'm not so positive
about that.

I mean, if Charles wanted me
for miss Paris,

I'm sure he would've said
something by now.

Oh, but he did say
that he's searching

for somebody just like you,
right?

Yes.

I mean, and he's obviously
in love with you.

And I love him.

Well, who do you think is going
to be the new miss Paris --

gopher?

I mean, every model on this ship
knows that you're in.

So congratulations, kid.

Well, from the looks of things,
Charles,

this cruise
has turned out to be

more than just a vacation
for you.

Well,
if that's your subtle way

of asking if I've found
miss Paris yet,

the answer is "no comment."

Mm-hmm.

I'll let you in on a secret --
she's my favorite.

Well, considering
the amount of time

you two have spent together,
I'd hardly say it was a secret.

She is lovely, though.

Priscilla?

Huh?

Priscilla, where's Bob?
I have to speak to him.

If it's business,
you don't talk to him anymore.

Just to me.

Oh, well...

Okay, um...

I have a little teensy problem
with the fashion show.

What?

I can't do it.

Oh, that's too bad.

I hope you've got
a good reason.

I'm getting married.

I said a good reason.

Now, you listen to me.
This isn't New York.

I can't just call up and get
another model over here.

You leave me one girl short,

I'll see to it
you never work again.

Oops.

It's not working.
I'm not a model!

Julie...

Look, you are the only one --
the only one --

I would allow
to take my place.

You're pretty.
You're graceful.

Ha!

But most important,
you wear my size!

Okay, I'll give it another
try.

Okay. Look, let's forget
the walking.

Good idea.

The pose is the most important
thing in modeling.

All right.

Now, let's just pretend

we have a string attached
to the top of our head,

and it's going to pull us up...
Up...Up.

Welcome to acapulco.

Passengers wishing to attend

the international festival of
fashions

may make transportation
arrangements

in the purser's lobby.

Oh, Alvin, I almost forgot.

Mr. Blanchard headed out to
the show the moment we docked.

He wants you to meet him there
with the clothes.

Well, he'll get half his wish.
I'll be there.

Thanks, gopher.

All right.

Mandy, I want you to stay
on the ship.

I'll go, and I'll break the bad
news to your father.

There's no sense both of us
getting killed.

All right,
but let me know what happens.

Call me.

I won't have to.

The show's only eight miles
away.

You'll hear the screams.

Priscilla?

I've been looking
all over for you.

Did you think I jumped overboard
because Bob and I broke up?

I just heard.
I came to say I'm sorry.

Everyone thought you showed
great class

when you got your bad news.

I'm sure nobody's saying such
nice things about me.

The thing is, Priscilla,

that you always give
the impression

that you don't care what people
think about you.

Of course I care what people
think about me.

Especially Bob.

I don't think Bob knows
that.

Of course he doesn't know it.

Because he's an idiot...

And a hypocrite...

And a darling man.

And for the first time,

I realize how much I really love
and need him.

And I owe it all to you.

But I didn't say anything.

You didn't have to.
You didn't have to say anything.

'Cause you've got class.

Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen,

and welcome
to the seventh annual

international festival
of fashions.

You are now going to meet

some of the world's most famous
and talented designers,

who -- I promise --

will dazzle you with their
latest creations.

To begin, let's welcome one of
Hollywood's finest designers.

His clothes
for many of the stars

have won him all kinds of
awards --

Mr. Bob mackie.

Thank you, Priscilla.

These are my designs
for this afternoon.

For a relaxing evening at home,
here's Cathy Naples

in a lavender feather-lace and
satin robe over a matching gown.

And here's a little
attention-getter.

Yvette Aubrey

in a paradise-beige
lace and satin Teddy

topped off with a short
ruffled-lace jacket.

Or for a really special moment,
Tina rorke in this orchid robe

with enormous
lace-trimmed sleeves

over an all-lace camisole
with matching bikini.

And the perfect choice
for a bride's trousseau,

Jaime blank in a white ruffled
feather-lace robe

over a matching gown.

[ Applause ]

Thank you.

Thank you.

To continue
this visual feast,

here's a beautiful lady

whose designs have become a
smashing success --

miss Gloria Vanderbilt.

Thank you.

You may enjoy looking at some of
my summer fashions.

For instance, walking the deck
is easy for sunny redman

in my white short shorts of 100%
cotton twill.

So classic with a black Polo
shirt in 100% cotton.

Kiki is cool and terrific in my
knee-length Jamaica shorts,

complete with cuffs.

A red classic shirt
tops off the tropical look.

Michaela wears my new white
jeans --

sporty and sophisticated.

A blue v-neck cotton shirt
brings the whole look together.

When the lights go down,

my peach linen trousers shine in
the moonlight --

and so does Debra halley,

who teams them with a matching
peach classic Polo shirt.

Well, here's a gentleman who
really needs no introduction.

He's one of the world's most
distinguished designers --

Mr. Geoffrey beene.

Thank you.

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

Good afternoon, everyone.
A bit of color for today.

Sunny, feeling sunny,

in a full-length skirt in nutmeg
handkerchief linen.

This blouse is made from
marigold raw silk.

Jeff, her escort, wearing
handkerchief linen,

regimental stripe.

Debra in shantung,
crepe De chine --

silk jacket, silk t-shirt,
soft pants.

Casual, comfortable, American.

Scott, her escort's, jacket
is in raw silk.

We're privileged to present

a spectacular newcomer to the
world of fashion --

miss benita James.

Thank you very much, Priscilla.

I hope you like what you're
going to see here today.

My first model is joanne adkins.

Joanne is wearing
a 3-piece cocktail suit

in hot pink and aqua.

The heavily beaded chiffon

gives it an air of heavy
sophistication.

My next model is Julie McCoy.

Say, isn't that our Julie?
Yeah, that is our Julie!

Well, what's she doing up
there?

Looking beautiful.
Just beautiful.

I'm just getting over joanne's
being in the show,

and there's Julie.

Julie is wearing something very
exciting and dramatic --

a black harem dress
with a jeweled neckline

for dinner for two

or for the fanciest of all
cocktail parties.

[ Applause ]

And here comes Elsie Robbins.

Elsie is wearing a red organza
cocktail dress

featuring a tulip skirt
and a divine halter bodice.

Priscilla, what is joanne doing
in the show?

Well, you said I own
the whole business now,

so I can do what I want.

It's my business.

And finally,
we have Liz Farrell.

[ Applause ]

Now, doesn't Liz look lovely in
her blue Jersey pajama?

It's chic,
it's comfortable,

and it's ready to go anywhere.

Are you sure you haven't found
your Paris girl yet?

Well, frankly, I have,

but I'm not going to reveal her
name till we get to New York.

[ Applause ]

And now, as we continue our
festival of fashions

with the world's top designers,

it's an honor for me to present

a truly brilliant and original
artist --

the fabulous halston.

[ Applause ]

Thank you.
Thank you very much.

I am pleased to be here.

What you're about to see

reflects the excitement
of night.

Pat Cleveland
is wearing a dress and jacket

in silver-and-Pearl embroidery.

Very movie-starish and dancy
and really catches the light.

This romantic ruffle dress

is alluring
across the dinner table.

It's worn by Margaret donahoe.

I like red.

It's lively
and makes you feel good.

The gold-beaded pajama
halverchin is wearing

has a built-in glamour when you
really want to sparkle.

And it's as easy to wear
as a sweater.

The purple one-shoulder dress
on Chris royers

is dramatic and entrance-making.

It's an interesting cut
and can be worn many ways.

I love to see people dancing.
It's so romantic and such fun.

This extravagant white-satin
organza dress on Karen bjornson

is just for that occasion.

Nothing is prettier
than a dress that moves.

[ Applause ]

Mr. Blanchard?

Uh, i-i-I've been looking all
over for you.

That's all right.
I didn't want to bother you.

I know you went backstage with
the models, right?

Helping them with the clothes?
How'd they look?

Well, uh, actually...They don't
look too --

they look great, don't they?
I knew they would.

Wait till everybody sees
those clothes.

Well, sir, you see, that's what
I wanted to talk to you about.

Shh, shh, shh.
We're next.

And now to present the
Harley Blanchard originals,

here's Mandy Blanchard.

Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.

We feel a Blanchard original is
a one-of-a-kind fashion.

And that's why this year,
we present only one design.

What is she talking about?

I don't know, sir.

[ "Here comes the bride" plays ]

What could be more thrilling
for a new bride

than a wedding dress
in white moray silk

in the renaissance style?

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

From the wedding reception
to an evening gown

to the disco reception is easy.

Under the jacket
is a gold-beaded bodice.

The voluminous skirt of the gown
becomes an evening cape.

And magically,

the bride is wearing gold lamé
boots and knickers.

Talk about versatility.
This is really it.

That's not my --

don't you know that's mine?
That's the dress I designed.

That's the one I wanted you to
see, you remember?

W-W-When --

you picked a wonderful time
to show me.

Well, I --

you've ruined me!

You've ruined me!

Congratulations.

Halston.

It was magnificent.

Was it?

Yes.

I'd like you to meet
my designer.

How do you do?

Hello.

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

it's my pleasure
to introduce to you

a man who has created
his own inimitable design...

In music --

the always fashionable
Bobby short.

[ Plays introduction ]

♪ The most beautiful girl
in the world ♪

♪ picks my ties out,
drinks my Brandy ♪

♪ eats my candy ♪

♪ the most beautiful girl
in the world ♪

♪ the most beautiful star
in the world ♪

♪ isn't garbo, isn't Dietrich ♪

♪ but the sweet trick ♪

♪ who can make me believe
it's a beautiful world ♪

♪ social? Not a bit ♪

♪ natural kind of wit ♪

♪ she'd shine anywhere ♪

♪ and she hasn't got
platinum hair ♪

♪ the most beautiful house
in the world ♪

♪ has a mortgage ♪

♪ what do I care?
It's goodbye, care ♪

♪ when my slippers are next
to the ones that belong ♪

♪ to the one and only beautiful
girl in the world ♪

♪ social? Not a bit ♪

♪ natural kind of wit ♪

♪ she'd shine anywhere ♪

♪ and she hasn't got
platinum hair ♪

♪ the most beautiful house
in the world ♪

♪ has a mortgage ♪

♪ what do I care?
It's goodbye, care ♪

♪ when my slippers are next
to the ones that belong ♪

♪ to the one and only ♪

♪ beautiful girl in ♪

♪ the world ♪

[ "The most beautiful girl
in the world" plays ]

Julie!

[ Cheers and applause ]

I may be a little prejudiced,
but as far as I'm concerned,

your designs
were the hit of the show.

Thank you, kind sir.

And thank you so much for buying
me this lovely friendship ring.

I really like it.

It's only the beginning,
sweetheart.

I hope so.

[ Chuckles ]

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, no, wait a minute.

You don't think that I did
this?!

No.
[ Chuckling ] No.

Of course you didn't do it, sid.
Of course not.

You just kept me out

while somebody else
did it for you, right?!

Benita, I sw--

no, you listen to me.
You know just as well as I do

that your boss will be selling
cheap copies of my dresses

before the week's out.

Go!

Benita, I sw--

go! I told you, go!

Get out of my life!

We hope you enjoyed acapulco

and the international festival
of fashions.

You are all invited to
celebrate with us tonight

on the lido deck.

Big hand
for the little lady.

Guys, guys, one at a time.

Julie,
I gotta hand it to you,

there were a lot of lovely
ladies in that show today,

but you were the loveliest.

Oh, thanks, doc.

You guys are sweet, but it
wasn't me. It was that gown.

That gown
would make anybody look great.

Oh, I don't know about that,
Julie.

I tried it on.
It didn't do a thing for me.

[ Chuckles ]

Gopher...

Oh, Mr. Blanchard.

Congratulations on the show
today.

That dress -- mmm -- big hit.

Thanks. When you do it right,
one is enough.

Have you seen my daughter?

Uh, no, I haven't.

I don't know where
she can be.

Excuse me.

Uh, would you care to dance

with the former owner of 50% of
a modeling agency?

Oh, are you the same person

who owns 50% of a 15-year-old
marriage license?

Yes, I am.

Uh...one question.

I shouldn't ask,
but I'm going to.

Please answer quickly
and honestly.

Did you ever have an affair
with joanne?

Yes.

Since the day she started
working for us.

A business affair.

The only kind of affair I've
ever had with a woman

since we've been married.

[ Exhales sharply ]

What a fool I am.

Why did I suspect you
all these years?

I don't know.

Maybe you were looking for
an excuse not to love me.

Loving takes a lot of work.

You know me.

I love to work.

When can I start?

You just did.

Drumroll, please.

Ladies and gentlemen, just a few
short words of thanks

to all the designers
and their models

for making this fabulous fashion
cruise a reality.

I'll let you in
on a little secret.

Most of you don't know,

but Charles Paris from
the house of Paris

is with us on this cruise.

[ Applause ]

I'm very proud to tell you

that he's found
his new miss Paris

right here on our ship.

[ Audience oohs ]

He'll announce her name
next week in New York.

[ Audience groaning ]

We don't want to pressure you,
Charles,

but I don't think they're gonna
wait till next week.

Charles, why don't you
announce it tonight?

Why keep everyone in suspense,
especially me?

There's something
I have to tell you.

No, no, really.
I understand.

It's not -- it's not you.

As some of you may know,
my company's coming out

with a new perfume called
"original sin."

And I met a model on the boat
who is not only beautiful,

but whose very presence suggests
a, um, a vital maturity.

And she'll enhance our product.

So, may I introduce her
to you now --

the new miss Paris...

...joanne adkins!

[ Applause ]

Boy, you're full
of surprises.

Yeah.

Liz...

How could you?
I'm so humiliated.

You don't understand, Liz.

You were leading me on.
You wanted joanne.

Yes, for the company.

But it's you I love.

Sure you do.

Not enough to make me
miss Paris.

No, not miss Paris.

I want to make you
Mrs. Paris.

Do you really mean that?

And will you do me
one other favor?

Anything.

Give my perfume
another chance.

[ Chuckling ] Oh. Okay.

To us.

Mmm.

[ Chuckles ]

Safe at last.

Alvin, have you seen --
Mandy!

What are you two doing in
there?

Uh, daddy...

Uh-huh?

Sir, i-it's not
what you think.

Don't try to tell me you're
cutting patterns under there.

Daddy, we can explain.

There's no need to explain.

I may be old-fashioned,
but I've got news for you.

Young man, you're going to marry
that girl.

But, sir, we already are
married.

Good, beale.

I like a man
who follows orders.

My son!

My son.

My son?

[ Sobbing ]

Take it easy, sid.

Come on, come on, come on.

Benita...

Harry has something
to say to you.

Go away and leave me alone.

Come on, tell her.
Go on.

It was my idea, miss James.

It was me who went
through your stuff

and grabbed
one of your sketches.

Sid had nothing to do
with it.

You sure of that?

Yeah, it's the truth.

Yeah, and that's a word
that doesn't slide easily

over his lips.

Come on.

I'd give it back to you,

but it's already
on the plane to L.A.

It's what?

It's on the plane.

It's on the plane, huh?

[ Chuckling ]

What's so funny?

Well, you see, the sketch
you stole wasn't mine.

It was Vicki's --
the captain's daughter.

I sent a kid's design
to my boss?

You sure did.

I gotta find a phone.
I gotta find a phone!

Be sure to tell him
I quit.

[ Laughing ] Oh. Hey.

Looks like I owe you
an apology, right?

Hmm.

Benita, when you were
a little girl...

Yeah?

...did you ever dream
of growing up

and marrying a reformed
industrial spy?

No, but my company
is coming out

with a brand-new line
of men's sportswear,

and now that you mention it,

I did dream of growing up
and marrying a male model.

Hmm. Male model, huh?

Yep. Male model.

Get up a minute, sid,
will you?

Mm-hmm.

Put your foot on there.

Go ahead.

My foot?

Yeah, your foot.

Let me see what kind of legs
you've got.

Mmm.

Joanne, I can't tell you
how happy I am for you.

I know you are, merrill.

I feel I know you so well.

I can't believe
it's just a few days.

It's too bad we won't have
the opportunity

to get to know each other
better.

You'll be doing a lot of
traveling as the Paris girl.

That's the trouble when things
turn out just right for someone.

Even if they are just right,
they are never just right.

Hmm.

I have won a new career...

But I might lose a man
I like an awful lot.

Joanne...

...if it means as much to you
as it means to me,

we'll meet again.

Ah! Captain.

Charles.

The wedding's going to be
next month in palm Springs,

and we'd love to have you.

Yes, please try to come.

Well, I'll do my best.

There's only one problem.

Palm Springs -- where do I park
my ship in the desert?

[ Laughter ]

We'll see you then.

Bye-bye now.

Yes.

Hey! Well, congratulations,
Mr. and Mrs. Beale.

Thank you, Isaac.

Boy, these two can really
keep a secret, huh?

Can you imagine?
My own daughter.

Oh, daddy, we weren't sure
you would approve.

Of course I approve.

I'm not losing a daughter.

I'm gaining a dress designer.

So long.

Bye-bye.

Elsie...

Hi.

Such a shame --
the cruise is over,

and we didn't get a chance
to have dinner once.

Well, I had dinner.

I mean together.

Oh, um, well, now
that my work is finished,

how about dinner in town
tonight?

Just the two of us.

Uh...yeah...

I mean -- oh, certainly.
Yes. Right, yeah!

Isaac, Isaac...

We've got that public-relations
dinner for the line tonight.

Ohh.

I'm sorry.

Oh, wait a minute.
That party isn't tonight.

It's tomorrow night.

Uh, we just want to say
our goodbyes.

We had a great time, doc.

Thank you very much, doc.

I really enjoyed the cruise.
It was wonderful.

But thanks to him,
I didn't get any work done.

Oh.

Okay, Vicki,
the farewell present.

For us?

Thank you.

Aww. Oh, it is lovely.

Oh, I just love it.
Thank you.

It's great, Vicki.

We're gonna send you a
photograph of the real thing.

Oh, good. Bye-bye.

[ Laughter ]

Well, goodbye.

Goodbye, captain.

Goodbye, merrill.

Goodbye, joanne.

Take care of my Paris girl.

We will.
She's in good hands.

And take care
of yourselves.

Thank you.

Don't worry.
He's in good hands, too.

Goodbye, merrill.

Goodbye, joanne.

[ Sighs ]

This has certainly been
a glamorous cruise.

You know, I think I may have
found a new career.

Whoa!