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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,045 --> 00:00:09,125 -Yeah. [gasping] -[uptempo R&B song plays] 2 00:00:09,205 --> 00:00:11,205 [both moaning] 3 00:00:16,045 --> 00:00:16,925 ♪ Is that you? ♪ 4 00:00:19,165 --> 00:00:20,405 Oh! [chuckles] 5 00:00:20,485 --> 00:00:21,485 ♪ Is that you? ♪ 6 00:00:22,965 --> 00:00:24,125 I’ll get the light. 7 00:00:24,965 --> 00:00:26,285 ♪ Is that you now? ♪ 8 00:00:26,365 --> 00:00:28,325 -[girl] Come on! -♪ So sweet... ♪ 9 00:00:28,405 --> 00:00:29,365 Aah... Oh! 10 00:00:29,885 --> 00:00:32,205 -[boy] Where've you gone? -[girl laughs] I'm up here! 11 00:00:32,285 --> 00:00:33,885 -[boy] Mm! -[girl laughs] 12 00:00:33,965 --> 00:00:36,085 -Oh, yeah. Let me get on top. -Yeah. 13 00:00:36,165 --> 00:00:37,405 -Ooh! -Ow! 14 00:00:37,485 --> 00:00:39,325 -Where's your head? Oh! -Um... 15 00:00:39,405 --> 00:00:41,765 -Oh! My balls! You're on my balls! -Oh! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! 16 00:00:41,845 --> 00:00:43,485 -Right, I'm gettin' the light. -No, don't! 17 00:00:43,605 --> 00:00:45,205 -[girl yells] -[boy groans] 18 00:00:45,285 --> 00:00:47,845 -[girl sobbing] Oh, my neck. -Oh! 19 00:00:47,925 --> 00:00:49,405 -Oh! -What the fuck? 20 00:00:50,325 --> 00:00:51,805 You dirty bastard. 21 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:09,045 So, when Clara says she doesn't think you want to have sex with her anymore, 22 00:01:09,445 --> 00:01:10,885 how does that make you feel? 23 00:01:12,765 --> 00:01:13,685 Bad. 24 00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:15,845 Descriptive words, Tim? 25 00:01:16,365 --> 00:01:17,485 Um... 26 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:19,965 Really bad. 27 00:01:20,605 --> 00:01:22,245 [sobs] 28 00:01:22,365 --> 00:01:25,645 [Jean] All right, Clara, I'd really like to see you focus 29 00:01:25,725 --> 00:01:28,125 on what you're actually feeling. 30 00:01:28,205 --> 00:01:29,645 [sobbing echoing] 31 00:01:29,725 --> 00:01:31,725 [Jean talking softly] 32 00:01:33,805 --> 00:01:34,965 [Otis] Hello. [clears throat] 33 00:01:36,165 --> 00:01:37,485 [deep voice] Hello. Hm. 34 00:01:38,325 --> 00:01:39,405 [normal voice] Hello. 35 00:01:39,885 --> 00:01:41,085 My name is Milburn. 36 00:01:41,765 --> 00:01:43,205 I am a sex therapist. 37 00:01:44,885 --> 00:01:45,925 How do you feel? 38 00:01:46,525 --> 00:01:47,605 How do you... 39 00:01:48,365 --> 00:01:49,605 feel today? 40 00:01:53,005 --> 00:01:54,445 [arguing] 41 00:01:55,045 --> 00:01:57,445 -I'm just trying to-- -Just trying to what? 42 00:01:57,525 --> 00:01:59,365 -Air our dirty underpants, is that it? -No! 43 00:02:00,605 --> 00:02:01,845 So, it's rom-com night. 44 00:02:01,925 --> 00:02:05,845 I'm thinking 1980s Julia Roberts or early noughties Kate Hudson. 45 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:08,845 -What's your preference? -Mum, what... 46 00:02:09,365 --> 00:02:10,485 What makes a good therapist? 47 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,125 Just curious. 48 00:02:13,365 --> 00:02:14,285 Well... 49 00:02:15,245 --> 00:02:17,845 I guess some therapists get into it for the wrong reasons. 50 00:02:18,205 --> 00:02:20,445 They do it for money or status. 51 00:02:20,525 --> 00:02:23,885 They think of it as a... career rather than a vocation. 52 00:02:23,965 --> 00:02:25,325 But it... it's just a job. 53 00:02:25,885 --> 00:02:26,765 Sure. 54 00:02:27,005 --> 00:02:30,805 A job where one wrong word could trigger a nervous breakdown, 55 00:02:30,885 --> 00:02:33,045 resulting in decades of emotional damage. 56 00:02:33,405 --> 00:02:36,885 A good therapist, a, you know... a "good" therapist, 57 00:02:37,805 --> 00:02:40,085 I guess understands the weight of that responsibility. 58 00:02:41,085 --> 00:02:43,485 -That sounds intense. -Well, it's a fine balance, 59 00:02:43,605 --> 00:02:45,005 listening to people 60 00:02:45,685 --> 00:02:48,485 without inserting yourself into their reality. 61 00:02:48,565 --> 00:02:49,805 So it's not about you. 62 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:52,405 Mm. Exactly. 63 00:02:53,525 --> 00:02:56,645 [whispers] And more importantly, Roberts or Hudson? 64 00:02:57,165 --> 00:02:58,605 Um... Roberts. 65 00:02:59,765 --> 00:03:02,485 -Okay. Roberts it is. -[sighs] 66 00:03:10,005 --> 00:03:11,245 [Eric] You're wearing a tie. 67 00:03:12,365 --> 00:03:13,605 Yeah, I suppose I am. 68 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:16,965 It’s Aimee G’s house party tonight. 69 00:03:17,285 --> 00:03:18,645 Yeah, and? 70 00:03:18,725 --> 00:03:22,565 And? Apparently, last time, Warhammer Tom drank 14 Jägerbombs 71 00:03:22,645 --> 00:03:24,085 and nearly drowned in her hot tub. 72 00:03:24,165 --> 00:03:25,125 We need an invite! 73 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,765 I thought you’d given up on sixth form. 74 00:03:26,845 --> 00:03:30,405 -You have the memory of a goldfish. -An eternally optimistic goldfish. 75 00:03:30,485 --> 00:03:31,365 Who's that? 76 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:33,405 -Oh, hello, Otis! -Hi. 77 00:03:35,245 --> 00:03:37,885 [sighs] It's one of my mum’s recent conquests. 78 00:03:38,765 --> 00:03:40,525 -Poor guy. -[Eric laughs] 79 00:03:40,605 --> 00:03:41,565 [knocking] 80 00:03:44,805 --> 00:03:46,245 Hello... 81 00:03:46,645 --> 00:03:50,365 -Harry. -Harry. Sorry. I'm bad with names. 82 00:03:50,445 --> 00:03:54,125 -Wha-- What can I do for you, Harry? -Well, I was just passing through. 83 00:03:54,205 --> 00:03:56,685 I thought maybe we could pop and get a bit of breakfast together. 84 00:03:57,005 --> 00:03:58,445 I-- I had a good time the other night. 85 00:03:58,525 --> 00:04:00,885 It's so rare to find a woman who really listens, you know. 86 00:04:00,965 --> 00:04:01,925 I see. 87 00:04:02,645 --> 00:04:05,165 I'm about to teach a vagina workshop. 88 00:04:05,805 --> 00:04:07,365 So... no? 89 00:04:08,885 --> 00:04:11,445 -How about tonight then? Dinner? -I've got plans tonight. 90 00:04:11,525 --> 00:04:13,485 -Sometime this week? -Look, Harry, 91 00:04:13,565 --> 00:04:16,045 I'm really sorry if I gave you the wrong impression. 92 00:04:16,125 --> 00:04:17,685 I'm not interested in dating anyone. 93 00:04:18,005 --> 00:04:21,365 I'm extremely busy with work and raising my son, 94 00:04:21,445 --> 00:04:23,005 and I just have no room in my life 95 00:04:23,085 --> 00:04:25,325 for the kind of intimacy that you are clearly craving. 96 00:04:25,405 --> 00:04:29,365 But I really commend you on your directness and your bravado 97 00:04:29,445 --> 00:04:31,685 and I really hope that you find what you're looking for. 98 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:33,405 Goodbye, now. 99 00:04:57,165 --> 00:04:58,885 You're particularly odd today. 100 00:05:02,285 --> 00:05:03,645 -[phone rings] -Who is it? 101 00:05:06,885 --> 00:05:08,045 -Hi. -Hey, it's Maeve. 102 00:05:08,125 --> 00:05:09,285 -Maeve, hi. -We need to talk. 103 00:05:09,365 --> 00:05:10,205 Yes... 104 00:05:10,645 --> 00:05:12,445 -[yelps] -Uh... 105 00:05:12,525 --> 00:05:14,005 -Hello? -Help. 106 00:05:14,085 --> 00:05:15,685 -Maeve Wiley is calling you? -Hello, Otis? 107 00:05:15,765 --> 00:05:17,085 -Yes. No! -Why would you not-- 108 00:05:17,165 --> 00:05:18,605 -No, no, no! -Why aren't you excited? 109 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:19,565 -Hello? -Put it down! 110 00:05:19,645 --> 00:05:20,925 -What are you-- -Hello? 111 00:05:21,005 --> 00:05:22,205 [making crackling sounds] 112 00:05:22,805 --> 00:05:24,125 [groans] Okay... 113 00:05:24,485 --> 00:05:25,565 -[sighs] -Uh, explain? 114 00:05:25,885 --> 00:05:29,005 I did something stupid. Maeve asked me to set up this sex therapy thing 115 00:05:29,085 --> 00:05:32,245 to help students with their problems, for money, and I agreed, 116 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:36,165 and I'm thinking I shouldn't have, 'cause I'm all confused, and... and hot. 117 00:05:36,245 --> 00:05:38,485 -She wants you to be a sex therapist? -Yes. 118 00:05:38,565 --> 00:05:40,845 -But you can't wank! -I know, and I'm 16 years old, 119 00:05:40,925 --> 00:05:42,285 and I feel clammy... 120 00:05:42,725 --> 00:05:45,725 -I'm all dizzy and hot. -Okay, okay. Okay, take a chill pill. 121 00:05:46,885 --> 00:05:49,165 -[sighs] -So think about it. This could be awesome. 122 00:05:50,245 --> 00:05:51,845 A sex therapist. 123 00:05:51,925 --> 00:05:54,445 Listen, knowledge is power, power is status, 124 00:05:54,525 --> 00:05:56,165 and status means popular. 125 00:05:56,245 --> 00:05:58,245 -You can be popular. -I don't want to be popular. 126 00:05:58,645 --> 00:06:01,205 I just want be a guy in the corner that no one knows, you know? 127 00:06:01,285 --> 00:06:02,685 And they say, "Who’s that guy?" 128 00:06:02,765 --> 00:06:04,605 And they go, "He's just a guy in the corner." 129 00:06:04,685 --> 00:06:06,005 Wait, you wanna be in a corner? 130 00:06:07,405 --> 00:06:08,445 -Yes. -Otis! 131 00:06:08,525 --> 00:06:11,765 Man, are you really saying you don't wanna hang out with Maeve Wiley? 132 00:06:14,765 --> 00:06:18,365 -But she's not popular, she's scary. -Yeah, exactly. 133 00:06:18,445 --> 00:06:20,565 She's better than popular, because she's cool. 134 00:06:20,645 --> 00:06:21,885 And she’s the best kind of cool, 135 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:23,845 because no one in this place even knows it yet. 136 00:06:24,085 --> 00:06:25,925 But you don't wanna hang out with her. I get it. 137 00:06:26,005 --> 00:06:27,925 [bell rings] 138 00:06:31,885 --> 00:06:33,685 I think I wanna hang out with her. 139 00:06:34,325 --> 00:06:35,525 Yes. I don't know, maybe. 140 00:06:35,605 --> 00:06:37,885 -I don't know. -Uh-huh, uh-huh. Of course you do. 141 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:40,325 Now lose the tie. You look like a Mormon. 142 00:06:41,165 --> 00:06:43,325 Listen, you're gonna have to fake it until you make it. 143 00:06:44,125 --> 00:06:45,045 Can you do that? 144 00:06:47,965 --> 00:06:49,085 Yes. 145 00:06:49,285 --> 00:06:51,085 Okay. Now let's get on with our day. 146 00:06:52,725 --> 00:06:54,325 -[yelps] -Hey, piss-flaps. 147 00:06:54,405 --> 00:06:56,605 -Something wrong with your phone? -I don't have a phone! 148 00:06:56,685 --> 00:06:59,165 -What? I do. It's broken, right? -Mm-hm. 149 00:06:59,245 --> 00:07:01,925 The reception. I need to get it fixed at the Carphone Warehouse. 150 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,565 Thank goodness for insurance. Whew! 151 00:07:04,045 --> 00:07:05,045 Stop speaking. 152 00:07:05,845 --> 00:07:07,085 Found us a client. 153 00:07:07,285 --> 00:07:09,245 Okay. Whew! Great, fantastic. 154 00:07:09,325 --> 00:07:11,325 Meet me in the toilets at break for the session. 155 00:07:11,485 --> 00:07:13,725 Sorry. Wait. Break? Today? 156 00:07:13,805 --> 00:07:15,365 Yeah. Is that okay? 157 00:07:19,725 --> 00:07:20,645 Yes. 158 00:07:20,925 --> 00:07:23,885 [stammers] Um... We've never officially met. I'm, um... 159 00:07:24,605 --> 00:07:26,885 I'm Eric, his numero uno, so to speak. 160 00:07:26,965 --> 00:07:28,445 [chuckles] 161 00:07:29,285 --> 00:07:30,525 Your buttons are done up wrong. 162 00:07:32,165 --> 00:07:34,565 It's a new look. It's like normcore... 163 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:37,245 but with buttons done up wrong. [chuckles] 164 00:07:37,325 --> 00:07:38,445 How fabulous. 165 00:07:39,245 --> 00:07:40,085 Don't be late. 166 00:07:41,365 --> 00:07:43,605 [high-pitched] Oh, my God! We just spoke to Maeve Wiley! 167 00:07:43,685 --> 00:07:45,045 Oh, my God! 168 00:07:45,125 --> 00:07:47,765 Okay, we need to go. We need to go now. Now! 169 00:07:50,925 --> 00:07:54,125 -Good morning, ass bandit! -Sorry, Adam. 170 00:07:54,725 --> 00:07:57,005 Mum says I can't hang out with you anymore. 171 00:07:57,445 --> 00:07:58,445 Why not? 172 00:07:58,885 --> 00:08:02,365 She says you're... you know, a... a sex pervert. 173 00:08:02,725 --> 00:08:04,205 See ya at Aimee's party, man! 174 00:08:08,445 --> 00:08:13,885 Remember, all of these chemicals are highly flammable, okay? 175 00:08:13,965 --> 00:08:16,405 [girl] Sir, we did this experiment last year with Mr. Moorhouse. 176 00:08:16,485 --> 00:08:18,725 [teacher] Well, then, you'll be a expert, won't you, Trimble? 177 00:08:18,805 --> 00:08:21,565 Just get on with it, please. Thank you. 178 00:08:24,005 --> 00:08:25,205 We're finished, Adam. 179 00:08:45,685 --> 00:08:48,005 -Fake it till I make it. Fake it... -Think of someone strong. 180 00:08:48,085 --> 00:08:50,245 -Like Putin. Or Beyoncé. -What'd you bring him for? 181 00:08:50,325 --> 00:08:52,085 Uh, where he goes, I go. 182 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:53,805 Ugh. Whatever. She's in there. 183 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:57,005 Gag reflex problems. She vommed on her boyfriend's penis. 184 00:08:57,085 --> 00:08:58,965 [gasps] Scandalous. 185 00:08:59,485 --> 00:09:00,445 Um... 186 00:09:00,925 --> 00:09:02,925 -Do I have to look at her? -[Maeve] No. 187 00:09:03,005 --> 00:09:04,325 Think of it like confession. 188 00:09:05,885 --> 00:09:06,965 What are you waitin' for? 189 00:09:09,045 --> 00:09:10,845 -No. -Sorry! Sorry. 190 00:09:11,365 --> 00:09:12,965 [whispers] Right... 191 00:09:13,045 --> 00:09:14,045 [sighs] 192 00:09:24,685 --> 00:09:25,605 [girl] Hello? 193 00:09:25,685 --> 00:09:26,685 [clears throat] 194 00:09:26,765 --> 00:09:28,965 [deep voice] Hello, I'm your therapist today. 195 00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:33,845 -[sighs] How... might I serve you? -This is weird. 196 00:09:33,925 --> 00:09:36,485 -Can't we just talk face to face? -No, we shouldn't see each other. 197 00:09:37,005 --> 00:09:39,125 [stammers] How can-- How can I help you? 198 00:09:39,405 --> 00:09:41,725 Didn't Maeve tell you? I just-- I don't wanna say it again. 199 00:09:41,805 --> 00:09:44,125 Yes! Yes, you, uh... [clears throat] 200 00:09:44,205 --> 00:09:46,885 You encountered some problems during fellatio, 201 00:09:46,965 --> 00:09:50,525 which resulted in you experiencing a bout of emesis, correct? 202 00:09:50,885 --> 00:09:52,765 -Emesis? -Uh, vomiting. 203 00:09:53,565 --> 00:09:56,885 Yeah, I puked on his dick, all right? He says I shouldn't give BJs anymore. 204 00:09:56,965 --> 00:09:59,245 But if I don't go down on him, he won't go down on me. 205 00:09:59,325 --> 00:10:01,445 -So what do I do? What do I do? -[muffled sigh] 206 00:10:02,125 --> 00:10:03,205 Well... 207 00:10:04,045 --> 00:10:08,445 human sexuality is far more varied than you might realize, 208 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:12,565 and each person has a history of unique experiences, 209 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:15,685 which translates into their connection with a chosen sexual partner, 210 00:10:16,165 --> 00:10:17,325 or, indeed, partners. 211 00:10:18,645 --> 00:10:19,965 -What? -Well, 212 00:10:20,045 --> 00:10:23,685 did you know that humans are not the only species to perform fellatio? 213 00:10:23,765 --> 00:10:26,325 -Bats have been know to partake-- -What do bats have to do with this? 214 00:10:26,405 --> 00:10:29,085 Well, at the zoo, I once saw a chinchilla fellate itself... 215 00:10:31,925 --> 00:10:33,925 -[door slams] -[footsteps receding] 216 00:10:35,245 --> 00:10:36,165 [deep voice] Hello? 217 00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:38,005 Oi, you forgot to pay. 218 00:10:38,085 --> 00:10:40,805 I am not paying for that psycho in there to take the piss. 219 00:10:41,045 --> 00:10:42,965 I don't know why I trusted you in the first place. 220 00:10:43,325 --> 00:10:44,845 -Uh-- -Oh! 221 00:10:44,925 --> 00:10:46,725 -You owe me. -Whatever, slag. 222 00:10:46,805 --> 00:10:48,885 -[Eric gasps] -What the hell did you do? 223 00:10:48,965 --> 00:10:49,805 Um... 224 00:10:50,685 --> 00:10:53,125 I might have said something about chinchillas giving blow jobs. 225 00:10:53,685 --> 00:10:54,885 I'm sorry, I got nervous. 226 00:10:54,965 --> 00:10:56,725 You give advice, not traumatize people. 227 00:10:56,805 --> 00:10:58,925 Okay, well, I was going to say that to properly identify 228 00:10:59,005 --> 00:11:00,925 why she experienced emesis during fellatio, 229 00:11:01,005 --> 00:11:03,925 I would need a more accurate understanding of her social and sexual history. 230 00:11:04,005 --> 00:11:04,845 But she left. 231 00:11:05,485 --> 00:11:08,165 -What the hell is emesis? -You know, vomiting! 232 00:11:08,805 --> 00:11:10,845 That poor girl just wanted to know how to suck a dick. 233 00:11:10,925 --> 00:11:14,285 Well, thing is, I don't think I'm very good at this whole therapy thing. 234 00:11:14,365 --> 00:11:17,405 That’s not true. I've seen you do it. You're like some sort of... 235 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:19,405 strange sex savant. 236 00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:21,405 It's weird, but impressive. 237 00:11:22,165 --> 00:11:23,605 We need to find some more clients. 238 00:11:23,685 --> 00:11:25,365 And you need to work on your delivery skills. 239 00:11:25,445 --> 00:11:28,045 Try speaking like a normal 16-year-old next time, all right? 240 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:29,965 Let's hope Olivia doesn't tell anyone. 241 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,685 She's really disappointed in you. 242 00:11:37,005 --> 00:11:39,245 Hey, Maeve! I wanna fuck a chinchilla. Can you help? 243 00:11:40,805 --> 00:11:41,805 [crashing] 244 00:11:42,845 --> 00:11:44,605 -Yeah, I think she may have told people. -Ow! 245 00:11:44,885 --> 00:11:46,485 What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. 246 00:11:46,565 --> 00:11:48,765 Ah! Kelly Clarkson! Poet. 247 00:11:49,445 --> 00:11:51,205 -[both] Nietzsche. -I'm all right! 248 00:11:52,525 --> 00:11:54,045 How does your mum get clients, then? 249 00:11:54,765 --> 00:11:56,165 Word of mouth, I guess. 250 00:11:56,525 --> 00:11:59,645 Client testimonials. But we've only had one other client. 251 00:12:03,725 --> 00:12:05,125 Any other ideas? 252 00:12:06,205 --> 00:12:08,365 You know the pretzel place in Pineland Shopping Center? 253 00:12:08,445 --> 00:12:10,165 They give you a free sample, what do you do? 254 00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:15,005 You buy a pretzel, obviously! 255 00:12:15,165 --> 00:12:17,605 People don’t trust your product because they haven't tried it yet. 256 00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:19,485 -Product samples. -Ah! 257 00:12:19,565 --> 00:12:21,045 -That's actually a good idea. -[laughs] 258 00:12:21,565 --> 00:12:22,525 What you doing tonight? 259 00:12:22,605 --> 00:12:24,765 Watching a selection of Julia Roberts movies with my mum. 260 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:27,205 Hah! He's kidding. Why do you ask? 261 00:12:27,285 --> 00:12:30,325 We need to go somewhere teenagers have a lot of sex. 262 00:12:30,645 --> 00:12:32,925 -[chuckles] -The bushes behind Science Block A? 263 00:12:34,325 --> 00:12:35,605 Aimee’s house party. 264 00:12:37,085 --> 00:12:38,325 Put your good shirts on, boys. 265 00:12:38,805 --> 00:12:40,085 It's party time. 266 00:12:43,565 --> 00:12:46,725 -[laughs] We just got invited to a party! -Ssh! 267 00:12:46,805 --> 00:12:48,885 -An invite! An invite! -I know! 268 00:12:53,645 --> 00:12:56,165 -How do I look? -Like a satsuma. 269 00:12:56,565 --> 00:12:58,725 -It's monochrome. -I'll take your word for it. 270 00:12:58,805 --> 00:12:59,645 Uh-huh. 271 00:12:59,965 --> 00:13:02,405 -Do I look all right? -You look like Otis. 272 00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:06,325 -Is that a good or a bad thing? -Well, neither, you just look like Otis. 273 00:13:07,165 --> 00:13:09,165 You've never asked me about your appearance before. 274 00:13:09,245 --> 00:13:12,045 -[clears throat] -Is this the Maeve effect, perchance? 275 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:16,725 I hate this shirt and I hate crowds. I hate parties. [sighs] 276 00:13:16,805 --> 00:13:18,885 -Eric, I don't wanna go. -Uh, we have to go! 277 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,965 We've been waiting our entire school lives for this. 278 00:13:21,045 --> 00:13:22,445 Speak for yourself. I don't care. 279 00:13:22,525 --> 00:13:24,045 Well, Maeve cares, so... 280 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:26,645 What are you doing? 281 00:13:26,725 --> 00:13:29,165 -Eric, just be careful with-- -Hey! 282 00:13:29,525 --> 00:13:31,245 Look. You need to loosen up. 283 00:13:36,325 --> 00:13:38,565 ["We Got The Funk" by Positive Force playing] 284 00:13:40,605 --> 00:13:41,445 I don't dance. 285 00:13:42,165 --> 00:13:44,125 What's the point of having all this music, then? 286 00:13:44,205 --> 00:13:47,325 To listen to. I sit very still and I appreciate the music. 287 00:13:47,405 --> 00:13:49,565 Come on, you know you want to. 288 00:13:50,245 --> 00:13:53,325 -There will be no dancing. -Oh! Oh! 289 00:13:53,405 --> 00:13:54,685 Dancey! 290 00:13:54,765 --> 00:13:57,085 Dancey-dancey-dancing! That's right! 291 00:13:57,165 --> 00:13:59,045 Stop! Okay, okay, I'll go. 292 00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:01,845 -Look. Okay, come on, come on. -Wait! 293 00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:03,645 It will be your thing. 294 00:14:04,565 --> 00:14:05,485 The Hat Man. 295 00:14:05,765 --> 00:14:06,685 Mm-hm? 296 00:14:09,485 --> 00:14:12,205 Hey! Come on, we're gonna slay! Come! Come, come, come. 297 00:14:13,405 --> 00:14:15,285 Darling, you're wearing a hat. 298 00:14:15,485 --> 00:14:17,205 And I'm all orange! 299 00:14:17,285 --> 00:14:19,005 Yes, I can see that. 300 00:14:19,165 --> 00:14:20,645 You joining us on movie night, Eric? 301 00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:23,245 Yeah, actually, we're going out. 302 00:14:24,085 --> 00:14:26,685 -Oh. Where are you going? -Nowhere. 303 00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:30,645 A party! An actual party that we have actually been invited to. 304 00:14:30,725 --> 00:14:32,485 -Not technically invited. -Whose party? 305 00:14:32,565 --> 00:14:34,565 -No one's. -Share. Aimee Gibbs! 306 00:14:34,645 --> 00:14:36,685 She's, like, one of the most popular girls in school. 307 00:14:36,765 --> 00:14:38,245 -Mm! -[Eric chuckles] 308 00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,165 [sniffs] 309 00:14:43,845 --> 00:14:45,645 You're wearing aftershave, Otis. 310 00:14:45,725 --> 00:14:48,325 Is there someone special that you're going to meet tonight? 311 00:14:48,405 --> 00:14:50,845 -Well, there's this girl-- -No, it's just a party. 312 00:14:51,405 --> 00:14:54,765 Very normal. Boring, in fact. Utterly platonic. 313 00:14:54,845 --> 00:14:59,365 Right. Well, if you're going to do drugs tonight, remember to buddy up. 314 00:14:59,445 --> 00:15:01,325 -Mum! -And look after one another. 315 00:15:01,405 --> 00:15:04,085 -Let me get you some condoms. -No! Thanks, Mum. Bye. 316 00:15:04,645 --> 00:15:07,125 -[sighs] -[door opens, shuts] 317 00:15:07,205 --> 00:15:09,445 ["Rebel Girl" by Bikini Kill playing] 318 00:15:12,165 --> 00:15:13,325 [knocking at door] 319 00:15:14,165 --> 00:15:15,125 Comin'. 320 00:15:21,285 --> 00:15:24,325 You know Jonathan is sensitive to loud noise. 321 00:15:24,405 --> 00:15:25,765 Sorry, Cynthia, I'll turn it down. 322 00:15:26,445 --> 00:15:27,565 And also... 323 00:15:28,445 --> 00:15:30,285 I wish I was a charity, love. 324 00:15:30,365 --> 00:15:32,445 Look, I said I'll have the money by Monday, all right? 325 00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:34,845 You all right? 326 00:15:35,285 --> 00:15:36,525 [gags] 327 00:15:39,885 --> 00:15:41,485 Let's hope you're not pregnant. 328 00:15:43,205 --> 00:15:44,605 ♪ Rebel girl ♪ 329 00:15:44,685 --> 00:15:46,045 ♪ Rebel girl ♪ 330 00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:47,645 ♪ I think I wanna take you home ♪ 331 00:15:47,725 --> 00:15:50,165 ♪ I wanna try your clothes on ♪ 332 00:15:51,445 --> 00:15:52,805 [shop bell rings] 333 00:15:53,525 --> 00:15:55,525 [country music playing] 334 00:16:03,805 --> 00:16:05,485 I'll grab one of those too, please. 335 00:16:07,205 --> 00:16:09,405 -Any preference? -Whatever's cheapest. 336 00:16:11,525 --> 00:16:12,565 [bleep] 337 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:14,845 How old are you, sweetheart? 338 00:16:15,325 --> 00:16:18,045 Twelve. Wish I knew who the father was. 339 00:16:19,565 --> 00:16:20,845 5.28, thanks. 340 00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:28,205 [Eric] Oh, my gosh. 341 00:16:28,765 --> 00:16:30,285 Bet you they have loads of toilets. 342 00:16:31,285 --> 00:16:34,285 -It's a bit quiet, isn't it? -Doesn't start till 8:30. 343 00:16:35,645 --> 00:16:37,885 Oh, it's only 8:15. 344 00:16:38,245 --> 00:16:40,765 -On time is late. -What does that even mean? 345 00:16:41,005 --> 00:16:44,005 Late is late, early is early, and we are very early. 346 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:46,885 -Uh, what are you doing? -Ringing the buzzer. 347 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:49,285 No, you're not. We're gonna wait until other people get here. 348 00:16:49,365 --> 00:16:50,885 [laughs] Eric, that's being very silly. 349 00:16:51,725 --> 00:16:53,845 Otis, I just told you not to ring that doorbell! 350 00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:55,605 -[laughing] -I don't know what's wrong-- 351 00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,685 [laughs] Oh, no-- 352 00:17:02,005 --> 00:17:04,965 [yells] 353 00:17:05,045 --> 00:17:07,045 You-- You look like you pooed yourself! 354 00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,925 [yells] You will die! 355 00:17:10,005 --> 00:17:11,885 -Eric... [chuckling] -[yells] 356 00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:13,965 -Why would you ruin my trousers? -Get off! Stop! 357 00:17:14,045 --> 00:17:16,085 -You'll get me pooey! -Otis, what is wrong with you? 358 00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:20,165 You will die by fire and by force, because I'm sick of it! 359 00:17:20,245 --> 00:17:22,285 I'm sick of this behavior, man. 360 00:17:26,525 --> 00:17:28,125 -Hey, Maeve. -Hey. 361 00:17:28,205 --> 00:17:29,165 You look fierce. 362 00:17:29,245 --> 00:17:31,005 -[chuckles] -You look like a Wotsit. 363 00:17:31,085 --> 00:17:32,165 -[chuckles] -Nice hat. 364 00:17:34,085 --> 00:17:35,685 Hey, I think we're gonna have to go home, 365 00:17:35,765 --> 00:17:37,285 because he's ruined his trousers. 366 00:17:37,565 --> 00:17:40,525 -Looks like he's done a poo. -No, it's fine. We're going to the party. 367 00:17:40,605 --> 00:17:41,445 Yeah. 368 00:17:42,405 --> 00:17:43,405 Ah! [stammers] 369 00:17:44,685 --> 00:17:46,805 It's a bit... early, isn't it? 370 00:17:47,165 --> 00:17:48,245 We're here for business. 371 00:17:48,925 --> 00:17:50,005 [buzzing] 372 00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:50,965 Okay. 373 00:17:51,285 --> 00:17:54,125 -Well, how come she can ring it? -Well, she's not you, is she? 374 00:17:54,205 --> 00:17:55,685 -[gate whirring] -Here goes. 375 00:17:55,765 --> 00:17:58,445 [from TV] ♪ ...of wishful thinking ♪ 376 00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,405 ♪ I'll get over you ♪ 377 00:18:01,485 --> 00:18:03,325 ♪ I know I will ♪ 378 00:18:03,405 --> 00:18:07,805 ♪ I'll pretend my ship's not sinking ♪ 379 00:18:07,885 --> 00:18:10,045 ♪ And I'll tell myself ♪ 380 00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:11,925 ♪ I'm over you ♪ 381 00:18:12,005 --> 00:18:14,245 ♪ 'Cause I'm the king of wi-- ♪ 382 00:18:41,445 --> 00:18:42,685 [paper crunching] 383 00:19:02,685 --> 00:19:04,685 -[dance music playing] -[laughter, chatter] 384 00:19:11,445 --> 00:19:14,725 This is brilliant! I think I got most of it off. 385 00:19:15,605 --> 00:19:18,405 It's very crowded in here. Definitely over capacity. 386 00:19:18,485 --> 00:19:21,005 -Relax, you're 16. -Relax, you're 16. 387 00:19:22,805 --> 00:19:25,925 Otis, you scope out the sober virgins, and I'll take the hockey team. 388 00:19:26,325 --> 00:19:27,365 Uh, what about me? 389 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,405 -Go talk to Anwar. -Oh, I can't. I'm too nervous. 390 00:19:32,165 --> 00:19:34,685 -Anwar's his unrequited crush. -Aah. 391 00:19:34,765 --> 00:19:36,805 -Good excuse to break the ice. Go on. -[sighs] 392 00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:39,725 I heard his ex broke up with him because he wouldn't finger his bumhole. 393 00:19:40,285 --> 00:19:42,125 -Okay. -So... 394 00:19:42,205 --> 00:19:44,605 Yeah, I'll speak to Anwar. [chuckles] 395 00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:45,525 Mm! 396 00:19:46,725 --> 00:19:48,805 -That was my shot, you dick. -Sorry. 397 00:19:48,885 --> 00:19:50,925 That's... I've seen people do it in films. 398 00:19:51,005 --> 00:19:52,205 Asshole. 399 00:19:53,165 --> 00:19:55,365 -Remember, be subtle. -Subtle. 400 00:19:57,845 --> 00:19:59,365 Go on, then. Do your thing. 401 00:20:05,645 --> 00:20:07,645 [raucous laughter] 402 00:20:10,405 --> 00:20:12,485 Ginger beer is the S-H-I-T. 403 00:20:12,565 --> 00:20:14,445 Really? I'm a cranberry juice sorta guy. 404 00:20:14,525 --> 00:20:16,445 Cranberry juice is good for thrush. 405 00:20:18,445 --> 00:20:22,125 You know, um, thrush? It's a vaginal discharge. 406 00:20:23,685 --> 00:20:27,565 So, I'm, uh... I'm giving out free sex advice tonight, if, uh... 407 00:20:28,365 --> 00:20:30,925 Anyone got any STIs? 408 00:20:34,445 --> 00:20:36,605 Okay. Um... Bye, then. 409 00:20:37,885 --> 00:20:40,285 ♪ Give me a reason... ♪ 410 00:20:42,565 --> 00:20:45,285 Hey! Hey, can you do that outside, please? 411 00:20:45,965 --> 00:20:47,245 And not with the cushions. 412 00:20:48,045 --> 00:20:49,645 Hey, babes! You came! 413 00:20:50,005 --> 00:20:52,685 More people are coming, right? We can't be seen at a lame party. 414 00:20:53,445 --> 00:20:55,125 I think so, yeah. 415 00:20:55,205 --> 00:20:57,125 -Do you want a drink? -Sure. 416 00:20:57,205 --> 00:21:00,405 Great. Two Jack and Cokes and a vodka tonic. Olivia's on a diet. 417 00:21:03,165 --> 00:21:05,005 [whispers] Two Jack and Cokes and a vodka tonic. 418 00:21:06,805 --> 00:21:10,125 In-depth sex advice. No charge, one night only. 419 00:21:10,485 --> 00:21:12,085 [boy yells] One night only! 420 00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:14,725 -[all yell] One night only! -No, come on, this is a great offer. 421 00:21:14,805 --> 00:21:19,085 -Is is true your whole family's in prison? -[laughter and jeering] 422 00:21:19,165 --> 00:21:20,205 [Jackson] Maeve! 423 00:21:20,605 --> 00:21:22,085 -You're here. -For now. 424 00:21:22,645 --> 00:21:25,845 Jackson, we’re gonna go check out Aimee’s hot tub. Wanna join? 425 00:21:26,405 --> 00:21:27,925 Maybe later. 426 00:21:29,365 --> 00:21:30,365 That might be fun. 427 00:21:30,445 --> 00:21:31,765 Hot tubs aren't really my thing. 428 00:21:31,845 --> 00:21:33,125 What is your thing, then? 429 00:21:33,605 --> 00:21:35,045 Complex female characters. 430 00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:38,525 You hooking up with anyone here? 431 00:21:39,485 --> 00:21:40,645 Nope. Are you? 432 00:21:41,485 --> 00:21:42,405 Ask me in an hour. 433 00:21:45,005 --> 00:21:46,765 [clicks fingers, whispers] Fuck. 434 00:21:47,325 --> 00:21:50,445 ♪ Go away, go away, go away, go away ♪ 435 00:21:50,525 --> 00:21:52,445 ♪ If you're only gonna bring bad vibe ♪ 436 00:21:52,525 --> 00:21:53,925 ♪ Bad vibe, bad vibe... ♪ 437 00:21:54,005 --> 00:21:54,885 Hey! 438 00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:56,245 Guys![chuckles] 439 00:21:56,325 --> 00:21:58,525 This party is totally lit! 440 00:21:58,605 --> 00:22:00,925 Say what? [chuckles] 441 00:22:01,005 --> 00:22:04,805 That is a really awesome shirt, Anwar, looks so good on you. 442 00:22:04,885 --> 00:22:06,805 -[chuckles] -You look like a traffic cone. 443 00:22:07,925 --> 00:22:12,685 So, uh, Anwar, I had this really weird thing happen to me recently, 444 00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:15,205 with, like, a... a bumhole! [chuckles] 445 00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:17,645 -Did you shit yourself? -No! 446 00:22:18,245 --> 00:22:19,485 No, I did not. 447 00:22:20,765 --> 00:22:24,285 Uh, good convo, guys. Did not shit myself. 448 00:22:24,365 --> 00:22:26,765 ♪ I'll be on my way, ay, ay, ay ♪ 449 00:22:27,765 --> 00:22:30,965 ♪ Then I got nothin' to say, ay, ay, ay ♪ 450 00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:33,845 ♪ Go away, go away, go away, go away... ♪ 451 00:22:43,325 --> 00:22:44,445 [sighs] 452 00:22:47,125 --> 00:22:47,965 [exhales] 453 00:22:49,605 --> 00:22:50,485 [sighs] 454 00:22:50,765 --> 00:22:52,645 Oh, you... [sighs] 455 00:22:53,805 --> 00:22:56,365 Idiot. Moron. Stupid! 456 00:22:56,845 --> 00:22:58,205 Hat Man! 457 00:22:59,325 --> 00:23:00,885 -[sighs] -[girl] I liked your hat. 458 00:23:01,405 --> 00:23:02,245 [sighs] 459 00:23:04,045 --> 00:23:05,445 Are you enjoying the party? 460 00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:08,725 -Not really. -Me neither. 461 00:23:09,085 --> 00:23:10,845 I'm hiding from my boyfriend. 462 00:23:11,965 --> 00:23:13,085 Do you want some? 463 00:23:13,405 --> 00:23:14,245 No, thank you. 464 00:23:17,005 --> 00:23:19,805 Actually, uh... Okay, then. Yeah. 465 00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:24,525 Apparently, I broke him. 466 00:23:25,525 --> 00:23:26,805 You broke up with your boyfriend? 467 00:23:26,885 --> 00:23:29,605 No, I broke him. 468 00:23:30,165 --> 00:23:31,005 Like a stick. 469 00:23:31,685 --> 00:23:34,245 He's like, "Why don't you wanna have sex with the lights on?" 470 00:23:34,325 --> 00:23:36,325 I'm like, "Well, I don't want you to see me naked." 471 00:23:36,405 --> 00:23:40,605 And then he just goes on and on and on. 472 00:23:41,005 --> 00:23:42,245 Dickhead. 473 00:23:42,325 --> 00:23:43,605 Why don't you want the lights on? 474 00:23:44,725 --> 00:23:46,085 'Cause I'm disgusting. 475 00:23:46,525 --> 00:23:48,245 -[knock at door] -[boy] Kate, you in there? 476 00:23:50,085 --> 00:23:52,005 I told you I broke him. 477 00:23:52,645 --> 00:23:55,405 -Who's this guy? -Oh, it's not like that, Sam. 478 00:23:55,885 --> 00:23:58,085 He's non-threatening. He's like a Care Bear. 479 00:23:58,485 --> 00:24:00,485 I was just telling him what a dickhead you are. 480 00:24:01,605 --> 00:24:04,485 -Right. Well, I'm gonna go. -Why are you talking to him? 481 00:24:04,565 --> 00:24:07,005 -'Cause you never listen to me. -I do listen. 482 00:24:07,085 --> 00:24:08,525 -I listen all the time. -No! 483 00:24:08,605 --> 00:24:10,605 -You don't listen to me! -I've had enough, Kate-- 484 00:24:10,685 --> 00:24:12,685 [music continues from house, muted] 485 00:24:14,205 --> 00:24:15,365 [owl hooting] 486 00:24:16,125 --> 00:24:17,805 -[buzzing] -[sighs] 487 00:24:18,325 --> 00:24:20,165 -Hello? -Aimee, it's-- it's Adam. 488 00:24:20,565 --> 00:24:22,605 -Ugh! What do you want? -We need to talk. 489 00:24:23,245 --> 00:24:25,125 You're not invited. Fuck off. 490 00:24:50,005 --> 00:24:52,805 -[gasps] -[Adam groaning] 491 00:24:52,885 --> 00:24:54,085 Adam? 492 00:24:56,805 --> 00:24:58,285 New kid's mum. 493 00:24:59,885 --> 00:25:01,485 ♪ Every day's the same ♪ 494 00:25:01,565 --> 00:25:03,365 ♪ I wake up, he's in my head ♪ 495 00:25:04,205 --> 00:25:05,285 What are you doing? 496 00:25:05,365 --> 00:25:08,165 -People think I pooed myself. -Will you suck it up? We need clients. 497 00:25:08,245 --> 00:25:09,965 -Eric, come on. -Mm-mm! Mm-mm! 498 00:25:10,045 --> 00:25:11,125 Gah! 499 00:25:11,205 --> 00:25:13,445 [Sam] All I want is to have sex like a normal person, 500 00:25:13,525 --> 00:25:14,765 without breaking my arm. 501 00:25:14,845 --> 00:25:16,245 I need this arm to do things. 502 00:25:16,325 --> 00:25:18,405 Okay, well, all I want is to have sex in the dark. 503 00:25:18,485 --> 00:25:20,845 What's the big deal? Why can't you just accept that? 504 00:25:20,925 --> 00:25:24,525 Enough. Enough! This is ineffective communication! 505 00:25:24,845 --> 00:25:28,005 Sam, if you want to tackle Kate’s issues surrounding self-esteem, 506 00:25:28,365 --> 00:25:30,965 whilst respecting your desire for visual stimulation, 507 00:25:31,045 --> 00:25:33,885 you need to establish a clear verbal intercourse. 508 00:25:33,965 --> 00:25:36,325 -You mean like talking dirty? -No. 509 00:25:36,405 --> 00:25:40,285 I mean stop passively hearing and start actively listening. 510 00:25:40,365 --> 00:25:41,885 Speak English, Care Bear Man. 511 00:25:42,325 --> 00:25:43,165 Okay. 512 00:25:43,725 --> 00:25:46,245 Kate, you want to have sex with the lights off. 513 00:25:46,925 --> 00:25:48,725 Sam, you want to see Kate naked. 514 00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:50,445 But neither of you are listening. 515 00:25:50,965 --> 00:25:51,805 Who are you again? 516 00:25:52,525 --> 00:25:54,645 It doesn't matter who I am. This isn't about me. 517 00:25:54,725 --> 00:25:55,965 This is about you two. 518 00:25:58,365 --> 00:26:00,565 I just... I don't understand women. 519 00:26:01,325 --> 00:26:03,405 She-- She likes me, she doesn't like me. 520 00:26:03,885 --> 00:26:05,245 She wants my giant dick. 521 00:26:05,325 --> 00:26:06,885 Sorry, my, uh... my large... 522 00:26:07,925 --> 00:26:10,045 penis, and then she doesn't wanna speak to me. 523 00:26:10,125 --> 00:26:11,725 It’s all very confusing, Mrs. Jean. 524 00:26:11,805 --> 00:26:13,325 -[owl hooting] -Just Jean. 525 00:26:14,765 --> 00:26:16,365 Well, you deserve closure. 526 00:26:16,445 --> 00:26:20,045 I mean, if the relationship is over, well... 527 00:26:21,125 --> 00:26:24,045 -[buzzing] -...you could ask Aimee for some clarity. 528 00:26:26,605 --> 00:26:27,645 Yeah. Yeah. 529 00:26:27,725 --> 00:26:28,645 Mm. 530 00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:29,965 Yeah. 531 00:26:30,485 --> 00:26:31,685 Could you give me a leg up? 532 00:26:32,045 --> 00:26:33,205 [inhales] 533 00:26:34,085 --> 00:26:37,565 I think, if she doesn’t want you at her party, 534 00:26:37,645 --> 00:26:39,885 it's important that you respect her wishes. 535 00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:42,765 You're so wise. 536 00:26:45,325 --> 00:26:46,765 Like an old owl. 537 00:26:49,605 --> 00:26:50,725 Why are you here? 538 00:26:53,485 --> 00:26:55,005 I was checking on Otis. 539 00:26:56,685 --> 00:26:57,565 Wow. 540 00:26:59,405 --> 00:27:01,725 I thought my parents were controlling. [laughs] 541 00:27:15,405 --> 00:27:16,645 [Adam] Yes! 542 00:27:21,605 --> 00:27:22,925 Oh, fuck. 543 00:27:24,085 --> 00:27:26,485 Oh! Wha-- Wh-- 544 00:27:26,805 --> 00:27:27,925 Hello! 545 00:27:28,285 --> 00:27:30,045 Fucking kidding me. 546 00:27:30,125 --> 00:27:31,165 -[horn honks] -Oi! 547 00:27:31,565 --> 00:27:33,245 Hey, wait! 548 00:27:33,325 --> 00:27:35,325 [music thumping inside] 549 00:27:36,725 --> 00:27:38,565 [Aimee] Not on the roses! 550 00:27:38,925 --> 00:27:41,245 [groans] My parents are gonna kill me. 551 00:27:41,325 --> 00:27:44,885 -They've barely got over the last party. -Why did you have another one, then? 552 00:27:44,965 --> 00:27:47,325 Ruby and Olivia said they couldn't do it at their houses. 553 00:27:47,925 --> 00:27:49,525 Anyway, I love hosting. 554 00:27:50,765 --> 00:27:52,405 Do you think people are havin' a good time? 555 00:27:52,485 --> 00:27:54,885 -Are you havin' a good time? -I think so. 556 00:27:55,445 --> 00:27:56,925 Not on the succulents! 557 00:27:59,045 --> 00:28:01,125 Oh, he's cute. 558 00:28:02,525 --> 00:28:03,965 [Maeve] What is it with you and stoners? 559 00:28:04,045 --> 00:28:05,645 Doesn’t he remind you of someone? 560 00:28:06,925 --> 00:28:08,005 Adam? 561 00:28:08,085 --> 00:28:11,005 No, I was thinking more like a boiled Ryan Gosling. 562 00:28:11,085 --> 00:28:13,325 -[Maeve] No, Adam. -I deserve closure! 563 00:28:13,405 --> 00:28:15,085 Everyone inside, now! 564 00:28:15,165 --> 00:28:17,165 ["Sha La La La Lee" playing] 565 00:28:17,685 --> 00:28:19,405 You can smoke in the living room! 566 00:28:19,485 --> 00:28:22,005 ♪ Picked her up on a Friday night ♪ 567 00:28:22,085 --> 00:28:24,685 ♪ Sha-la-la-la-lee ♪ 568 00:28:24,765 --> 00:28:28,725 ♪ Yeah, I knew everything Gonna be all right ♪ 569 00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:31,525 ♪ Sha-la-la-la-lee ♪ 570 00:28:31,605 --> 00:28:34,925 ♪ Yeah, sha-la-la-la-lee ♪ 571 00:28:36,325 --> 00:28:39,045 ♪ Sha-la-la-la-la-la-lee ♪ 572 00:28:39,645 --> 00:28:42,125 [dance music thumping, muted] 573 00:29:08,365 --> 00:29:09,885 [sighs] 574 00:29:31,085 --> 00:29:32,165 Idiot. 575 00:29:47,165 --> 00:29:48,765 -Oh! -[laughter] 576 00:30:02,805 --> 00:30:04,245 [heavy panting] 577 00:30:09,845 --> 00:30:12,165 -Why do you taste like the dentist? -Stop talking. 578 00:30:14,405 --> 00:30:15,365 Fuck! 579 00:30:17,085 --> 00:30:19,085 [overlapping chatter] 580 00:30:22,445 --> 00:30:24,285 [cheering and laughter] 581 00:30:35,285 --> 00:30:37,605 -[cheering] -Yay! Hey! 582 00:30:45,445 --> 00:30:46,805 Oh, good. It's you again. 583 00:30:46,885 --> 00:30:48,085 Yeah! [laughs] 584 00:30:48,165 --> 00:30:49,765 I heard about your problem. 585 00:30:51,925 --> 00:30:53,925 [retching] 586 00:30:55,205 --> 00:30:56,565 [retching] 587 00:30:56,645 --> 00:30:58,645 [gurgling] 588 00:30:59,685 --> 00:31:01,485 -I can help you. -Do what? 589 00:31:01,565 --> 00:31:02,805 -[music stops] -Suck a dick! 590 00:31:02,885 --> 00:31:04,085 [laughter] 591 00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:06,965 What would you know about blow jobs, trumpet boy? 592 00:31:07,045 --> 00:31:08,285 It’s a French horn! 593 00:31:08,885 --> 00:31:11,085 Listen, I’ve seen a lot of gay porn. 594 00:31:11,165 --> 00:31:13,765 Plus, you're not the only person with a penis, you know? 595 00:31:13,845 --> 00:31:16,365 Anwar, I think we should let him help her. 596 00:31:16,445 --> 00:31:18,325 ♪ Talking away... ♪ 597 00:31:18,845 --> 00:31:21,045 Yeah, go on then, Eric. Show her your skills. 598 00:31:21,445 --> 00:31:23,725 Great. Great. No, I-- I need props. 599 00:31:24,205 --> 00:31:25,805 -Mm-hm. -Yeah? 600 00:31:25,885 --> 00:31:27,965 -[laughs] -♪ Another day to find you ♪ 601 00:31:28,045 --> 00:31:29,725 -Oh, this is gonna be funny. -It better be. 602 00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:31,485 This party is a total beige fest. 603 00:31:31,565 --> 00:31:33,525 ♪ I'll be coming for your love, okay? ♪ 604 00:31:33,605 --> 00:31:35,965 ♪ Take on... ♪ 605 00:31:42,085 --> 00:31:43,725 Hey! Let me in. 606 00:31:44,205 --> 00:31:46,045 Open the door, you orange twat. 607 00:31:46,125 --> 00:31:47,685 I'm gonna fucking kill you! 608 00:31:47,925 --> 00:31:49,445 Kate, you wanna go first? 609 00:31:50,245 --> 00:31:51,725 Tell me something you like about Sam. 610 00:31:52,165 --> 00:31:54,805 I don't know. He’s got nice eyelashes. 611 00:31:55,365 --> 00:31:58,885 -This is stupid. -Sam,we’re listening now, yeah? 612 00:32:00,245 --> 00:32:02,965 Your turn. Tell me about Kate. 613 00:32:03,725 --> 00:32:04,565 Uh... 614 00:32:05,045 --> 00:32:06,645 Oh, see? He thinks I'm gross! 615 00:32:06,725 --> 00:32:08,525 -Stop saying that! -Okay, let's just... 616 00:32:08,605 --> 00:32:12,165 Let's calm down, and, most importantly, listen. 617 00:32:12,245 --> 00:32:14,405 -This isn't working. -When we first started dating, 618 00:32:14,485 --> 00:32:16,885 I used to get tongue-tied and flustered. 619 00:32:17,325 --> 00:32:19,085 I still get like that sometimes. 620 00:32:19,165 --> 00:32:21,045 I can't believe she wants to be with me. 621 00:32:21,485 --> 00:32:22,925 I like everything about her. 622 00:32:23,765 --> 00:32:24,765 Everything. 623 00:32:26,405 --> 00:32:27,765 Do you hear what he's saying, Kate? 624 00:32:28,765 --> 00:32:31,565 Yeah. Well, but I still don't believe it. 625 00:32:31,645 --> 00:32:32,485 [sighs] 626 00:32:32,845 --> 00:32:34,725 Okay. Kate, what do you like about yourself? 627 00:32:35,405 --> 00:32:38,405 -Nothing. -Kate, I want you to name five things 628 00:32:38,485 --> 00:32:40,765 that you like about yourself, and it can be anything. 629 00:32:41,325 --> 00:32:43,005 -[sighs] -Come on. 630 00:32:43,805 --> 00:32:45,525 I'm quite good at hockey. 631 00:32:46,685 --> 00:32:49,605 I can make dumplings from scratch, which is actually really hard. 632 00:32:50,165 --> 00:32:51,685 I have a photographic memory. 633 00:32:52,965 --> 00:32:57,245 Oh! I have this really spooky ability at guessing which nationality someone is, 634 00:32:57,325 --> 00:33:00,685 -just by the way they walk. -She does, it is awesome. 635 00:33:01,325 --> 00:33:02,165 Go on. One more. 636 00:33:03,485 --> 00:33:07,045 -I... think I have nice hair. -It's so shiny. 637 00:33:07,605 --> 00:33:08,725 [chuckles] 638 00:33:08,805 --> 00:33:11,445 ["(Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher And Higher" playing] 639 00:33:11,525 --> 00:33:13,205 If you don't like yourself, 640 00:33:13,285 --> 00:33:15,085 how are you supposed to believe that Sam does? 641 00:33:15,605 --> 00:33:17,405 I wish you could see yourself the way I do. 642 00:33:18,765 --> 00:33:19,965 Because you're the best. 643 00:33:20,045 --> 00:33:21,325 ♪ Your love ♪ 644 00:33:21,405 --> 00:33:23,485 -[Otis] Guys! -♪ Is liftin' me higher... ♪ 645 00:33:23,565 --> 00:33:26,445 I mean, this is great, I think we're making... 646 00:33:26,525 --> 00:33:28,405 -real progress. -♪ ...ever been lifted before ♪ 647 00:33:29,485 --> 00:33:31,685 -♪ So keep it up ♪ -Mm. Okay. Um... 648 00:33:31,765 --> 00:33:33,605 ♪ Quench my desire ♪ 649 00:33:33,685 --> 00:33:34,685 [Otis] I'm gonna... 650 00:33:34,765 --> 00:33:38,365 ♪ And I'll be at your side forever more ♪ 651 00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:41,325 -♪ You know your love ♪ -♪ Your love ♪ 652 00:33:41,405 --> 00:33:43,325 Oh! Sorry. Um... 653 00:33:43,405 --> 00:33:44,525 Otis? 654 00:33:44,725 --> 00:33:45,765 Hi, Maeve. 655 00:33:46,205 --> 00:33:47,405 I'm... here. 656 00:33:47,845 --> 00:33:48,845 That's... weird. 657 00:33:50,245 --> 00:33:51,525 It's nice... 658 00:33:53,485 --> 00:33:54,605 to see you both. 659 00:33:54,685 --> 00:33:55,645 Sorry again. 660 00:33:55,725 --> 00:33:57,245 [laughs] Bye! 661 00:34:00,325 --> 00:34:01,325 I've gotta go too. 662 00:34:03,445 --> 00:34:04,405 All right. 663 00:34:05,565 --> 00:34:07,285 So, look, maybe we could, um... 664 00:34:07,805 --> 00:34:09,445 go on a date sometime. 665 00:34:10,645 --> 00:34:13,285 You wanted to keep this a secret, now you wanna go on a date, do you? 666 00:34:13,365 --> 00:34:14,645 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 667 00:34:16,125 --> 00:34:17,405 Ask me again in a week. 668 00:34:20,685 --> 00:34:21,765 [door closes] 669 00:34:22,125 --> 00:34:24,125 [music continues, muted] 670 00:34:27,845 --> 00:34:28,765 [grunts] 671 00:34:36,125 --> 00:34:37,645 [glass shattering] 672 00:34:41,485 --> 00:34:42,365 Oof! 673 00:34:43,685 --> 00:34:44,565 [grunts] 674 00:34:53,445 --> 00:34:55,365 -All right, go on then, Eric. -Okay. 675 00:34:55,445 --> 00:34:59,405 Rule number one, enthusiasm is more important than technique, yeah? 676 00:34:59,485 --> 00:35:01,805 Don't go too deep. Looks awkward. 677 00:35:01,885 --> 00:35:04,605 You can use a bit more pressure than you think, actually, 678 00:35:04,685 --> 00:35:08,405 but no teeth, especially if you’re packin' metal, Natalie. 679 00:35:10,205 --> 00:35:11,925 Okay, come on, girls. 680 00:35:12,005 --> 00:35:12,925 Yeah, come on, girls. 681 00:35:13,005 --> 00:35:14,285 All together now. 682 00:35:15,525 --> 00:35:19,165 Aah... Mm... Aaah... Hm? 683 00:35:19,245 --> 00:35:21,525 Mm? Mm-hm, mm-hm! 684 00:35:22,165 --> 00:35:23,165 Not too deep! 685 00:35:23,245 --> 00:35:24,325 Ruby, not too deep. 686 00:35:24,765 --> 00:35:26,005 Just the tip, okay? 687 00:35:26,085 --> 00:35:27,885 -[laughter] -Mm! 688 00:35:29,085 --> 00:35:30,485 -Hey. -Hey. 689 00:35:31,245 --> 00:35:32,685 -You having a good night? -Uh... 690 00:35:33,765 --> 00:35:35,725 Not really. You? 691 00:35:36,965 --> 00:35:38,205 Not the best, to be honest. 692 00:35:39,645 --> 00:35:40,885 I hate parties. 693 00:35:40,965 --> 00:35:43,845 Yeah, me too. Crawling with cretins. 694 00:35:47,565 --> 00:35:49,405 I, uh... I gave out some free advice. 695 00:35:49,965 --> 00:35:51,045 Really? To who? 696 00:35:51,325 --> 00:35:52,845 Well, that's confidential. 697 00:35:53,925 --> 00:35:55,725 But it's a client. 698 00:35:55,965 --> 00:35:57,765 Not exactly a sex-pretzel bonanza, is it? 699 00:35:58,405 --> 00:36:00,285 I’m sorry, how many clients did you find tonight? 700 00:36:05,245 --> 00:36:06,245 Um... 701 00:36:07,645 --> 00:36:10,165 Sorry about, um... before, there. 702 00:36:12,645 --> 00:36:14,325 I didn't realize you and Jackson were-- 703 00:36:14,405 --> 00:36:17,805 It's cool. He’s not my boyfriend or anything. We’re just sleeping together. 704 00:36:17,885 --> 00:36:21,845 -You know how it is. -Sure, yeah. Yeah, ab-- absolutely. 705 00:36:24,925 --> 00:36:26,045 I think this is a bust. 706 00:36:26,125 --> 00:36:27,845 I'm gonna get my shit, then I'm going. 707 00:36:30,485 --> 00:36:31,445 [Otis] See ya. 708 00:36:36,845 --> 00:36:37,885 Mum? 709 00:36:41,045 --> 00:36:43,365 [Jean] Oh, for fuck's sakes. 710 00:36:44,445 --> 00:36:45,605 Oh, shithouse! 711 00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:48,485 Gah! Fuck! 712 00:36:48,805 --> 00:36:51,085 -What are you doing here? -Otis, darling! 713 00:36:51,165 --> 00:36:53,365 You-- I'm-- You forgot your inhaler. 714 00:36:53,805 --> 00:36:56,685 -I haven’t had an attack in six years. -Well, what if you did? 715 00:36:56,765 --> 00:36:59,085 I mean, would any of these people help you? And... 716 00:36:59,445 --> 00:37:01,205 That's an awful lot of responsibility to-- 717 00:37:02,805 --> 00:37:04,285 -You're spying on me. -What? 718 00:37:04,685 --> 00:37:06,685 -Don't be irrational. -Irrational? 719 00:37:06,765 --> 00:37:09,085 You're the one stalking your son. 720 00:37:09,165 --> 00:37:11,485 That word carries a lot of weight, young man. 721 00:37:11,885 --> 00:37:13,085 Don't misuse it. 722 00:37:13,685 --> 00:37:15,365 I understand... 723 00:37:16,485 --> 00:37:19,325 -how you might feel unjustly observed. -Okay. 724 00:37:19,405 --> 00:37:20,725 Uh-- Otis! 725 00:37:20,805 --> 00:37:22,965 -Otis, don't walk away. -Just go home, Mum. 726 00:37:23,045 --> 00:37:24,045 [sighs] 727 00:37:25,365 --> 00:37:27,885 I could wait around if you want a lift. 728 00:37:28,605 --> 00:37:29,925 [boy] Hey. 729 00:37:30,325 --> 00:37:32,685 -Isn’t that Courgette Lady? -Oh, yeah. 730 00:37:32,765 --> 00:37:34,765 [all laughing] 731 00:37:36,525 --> 00:37:38,525 ["Labour of Love" playing] 732 00:37:39,165 --> 00:37:40,085 ♪ I can't stand it ♪ 733 00:37:40,645 --> 00:37:42,125 ♪ I said I just don't want it ♪ 734 00:37:42,885 --> 00:37:44,125 ♪ Never gonna need it ♪ 735 00:37:45,285 --> 00:37:46,965 Oh, how did you get in here? 736 00:37:47,045 --> 00:37:47,925 ♪ I can't stand it ♪ 737 00:37:48,005 --> 00:37:48,925 What do you want? 738 00:37:51,485 --> 00:37:53,005 Aims... I don't... 739 00:37:54,565 --> 00:37:56,325 Look, I don't understand what I've done wrong. 740 00:37:57,525 --> 00:37:58,925 Why can't we just get back together? 741 00:38:00,365 --> 00:38:01,925 Because you’re embarrassing. 742 00:38:03,725 --> 00:38:04,805 I'm sorry, Adam. 743 00:38:07,365 --> 00:38:09,285 [chanting] Suck, suck, suck a dick! 744 00:38:09,365 --> 00:38:12,765 Suck, suck, suck a dick! Suck, suck, suck a dick! 745 00:38:12,845 --> 00:38:14,965 -Where's Eric? -Suck, suck, suck a dick! 746 00:38:15,045 --> 00:38:17,245 Suck, suck, suck a dick! 747 00:38:17,325 --> 00:38:20,845 Suck, suck, suck a dick! Suck, suck, suck a dick! 748 00:38:20,925 --> 00:38:21,885 What's going on? 749 00:38:21,965 --> 00:38:24,765 Tromboner's teaching them how to give BJs. It is priceless! 750 00:38:24,845 --> 00:38:26,565 Suck, suck, suck a dick! 751 00:38:26,645 --> 00:38:30,405 Suck, suck, suck a dick! Suck, suck, suck a dick! 752 00:38:30,485 --> 00:38:32,365 Suck, suck, suck a dick! 753 00:38:32,445 --> 00:38:36,525 Suck, suck, suck a dick! Suck, suck, suck a dick! 754 00:38:36,605 --> 00:38:38,605 -Suck, suck, suck a dick! -Mm! Mm! 755 00:38:38,685 --> 00:38:42,125 Suck, suck, suck a dick! Suck, suck, suck a dick! 756 00:38:42,205 --> 00:38:43,525 -Adam, stop! -[grunting] 757 00:38:44,125 --> 00:38:46,045 -Suck, suck, suck a dick! -Whoa! 758 00:38:46,125 --> 00:38:48,005 -Suck, suck, suck a dick! -Calm down! 759 00:38:48,085 --> 00:38:51,365 -[gags] -Oh, my God! She's choking! 760 00:38:51,445 --> 00:38:53,285 -Move aside. -Okay! We need help! 761 00:38:53,365 --> 00:38:54,565 Move! Move! Olivia! 762 00:38:55,045 --> 00:38:56,565 -What-- -[all gasp] 763 00:38:56,965 --> 00:39:00,605 -♪ Withdraw my labor of love ♪ -[all groan] 764 00:39:00,685 --> 00:39:04,885 ♪ Gonna strike for the right To get into your heart, yeah ♪ 765 00:39:04,965 --> 00:39:07,565 -Oh! It’s gone all ancient Rome. -♪ Withdraw my labor of love ♪ 766 00:39:07,645 --> 00:39:09,045 -I'm sorry! -My dress! 767 00:39:09,125 --> 00:39:12,405 ♪ Gonna fight for the right To get into your cold heart ♪ 768 00:39:12,485 --> 00:39:14,605 -Stop! -♪ Ain't gonna work for you no more ♪ 769 00:39:14,685 --> 00:39:16,805 [all gasp] 770 00:39:18,245 --> 00:39:19,885 Adam, what the fuck, man? 771 00:39:24,245 --> 00:39:25,645 Granny! 772 00:39:27,285 --> 00:39:29,445 ["F**k All The Perfect People" playing] 773 00:39:29,525 --> 00:39:32,085 Party! 774 00:39:33,365 --> 00:39:34,725 I smell puke. 775 00:39:35,765 --> 00:39:39,005 I need a wee and some crisps. 776 00:39:40,085 --> 00:39:43,045 -I'm sorry. I didn't mean to-- -You always ruin everything. 777 00:39:43,565 --> 00:39:44,565 Go home. 778 00:39:47,205 --> 00:39:49,245 Hey, you know what's funny about you and me, yeah, 779 00:39:49,925 --> 00:39:51,805 is that we're different, but we're both the same. 780 00:39:52,245 --> 00:39:54,805 And we’re just two losers that nobody wants. 781 00:39:55,285 --> 00:39:56,565 And they don’t want us because... 782 00:39:57,885 --> 00:39:59,565 [vomits] 783 00:40:02,725 --> 00:40:03,765 Maeve. 784 00:40:04,205 --> 00:40:06,685 So, uh... regroup on Monday? 785 00:40:06,765 --> 00:40:09,925 [scoffs] Nah. This lot aren't mature enough for therapy. 786 00:40:10,485 --> 00:40:11,725 It was a stupid idea. 787 00:40:12,525 --> 00:40:13,885 Sorry for wasting your time. 788 00:40:15,245 --> 00:40:16,485 See you around, Otis. 789 00:40:21,365 --> 00:40:23,085 [Eric] It was lit. It was lit. 790 00:40:24,125 --> 00:40:26,565 But, hey, did you guys manage to find any clients? 791 00:40:28,165 --> 00:40:31,045 Doesn't matter. Maeve said the whole thing is off, so... 792 00:40:31,365 --> 00:40:32,565 -What? -Yeah. 793 00:40:32,645 --> 00:40:34,405 I thought you guys were really onto something. 794 00:40:34,485 --> 00:40:35,965 [sighs] I guess not. 795 00:40:36,725 --> 00:40:39,445 Aww. Listen, who needs her, anyway? 796 00:40:39,965 --> 00:40:44,525 There’s plenty more hot, scary fish in-a the sea. Okay? 797 00:40:45,925 --> 00:40:47,085 [chuckles] 798 00:40:47,165 --> 00:40:48,445 Dude, where’s my hat? 799 00:40:49,685 --> 00:40:51,725 Um... I might have lost it. 800 00:40:52,405 --> 00:40:54,005 You're bad at bein' Hat Man. 801 00:40:55,245 --> 00:40:57,325 -Sorry. -No, you're-- No, you're not sorry. 802 00:40:58,165 --> 00:41:00,005 -Look at you laughing. -[Otis chuckles] It's not funny. 803 00:41:00,085 --> 00:41:01,005 [Eric] Like a dickhead. 804 00:41:01,085 --> 00:41:02,805 -[Otis] Shut up. -[Eric] Like a fool. 805 00:41:02,885 --> 00:41:04,205 -[Otis] All right. -Like a h'idiot. 806 00:41:04,285 --> 00:41:07,285 -[Otis] Go clean yourself off. -[Eric laughs] 807 00:41:10,285 --> 00:41:12,445 ♪ To be or not to be ♪ 808 00:41:16,725 --> 00:41:19,405 ♪ To free or not to free ♪ 809 00:41:23,325 --> 00:41:25,085 ♪ To crawl or not to crawl ♪ 810 00:41:25,165 --> 00:41:26,565 [sighs] 811 00:41:29,245 --> 00:41:33,925 ♪ Fuck all those perfect people ♪ 812 00:41:36,125 --> 00:41:38,565 ♪ To sleep or not to sleep ♪ 813 00:41:42,605 --> 00:41:44,885 ♪ To creep or not to creep ♪ 814 00:41:49,005 --> 00:41:51,405 ♪ And some can't remember ♪ 815 00:41:52,165 --> 00:41:54,605 ♪ What others recall ♪ 816 00:41:55,125 --> 00:41:59,885 ♪ Fuck all those perfect people ♪ 817 00:42:03,605 --> 00:42:07,125 I understand that you may feel that I crossed a boundary, 818 00:42:07,885 --> 00:42:11,885 and I want to give you an opportunity to be able to express your feelings. 819 00:42:12,285 --> 00:42:13,925 What is the point, Mum? 820 00:42:15,685 --> 00:42:16,725 You don't listen. 821 00:42:18,405 --> 00:42:19,925 What would you want me to hear? 822 00:42:23,845 --> 00:42:25,165 Stay out of my life. 823 00:42:27,285 --> 00:42:28,125 Okay? 824 00:42:35,045 --> 00:42:37,045 [murmur of voices] 825 00:42:40,005 --> 00:42:41,165 [phone alerts] 826 00:42:41,245 --> 00:42:43,445 -[girl 1] That's a lie. That's a lie. -[girl 2] Are you sure it's not-- 827 00:42:43,525 --> 00:42:45,645 -[laughter] -[multiple phone alerts] 828 00:42:46,205 --> 00:42:48,365 -[Anwar] Tromboner! -[all] Tromboner! 829 00:42:48,445 --> 00:42:49,445 Tromboner-boner! 830 00:42:49,525 --> 00:42:51,405 [laughter and yelling] 831 00:42:52,645 --> 00:42:55,965 -Tromboner! -Tromboner! 832 00:43:10,285 --> 00:43:11,605 Do you know why you're here? 833 00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:15,285 Because I... 834 00:43:16,245 --> 00:43:18,325 did a fart on Mr. Hendricks' head? 835 00:43:18,405 --> 00:43:20,925 What? No! Jesus, Adam! 836 00:43:23,885 --> 00:43:25,645 I've just spoken to Aimee Gibbs' mother. 837 00:43:26,045 --> 00:43:28,965 She's been trying to get her mother out of the carpet all weekend. 838 00:43:29,045 --> 00:43:31,605 -It wasn't my fault. -No, no, no, no, it never is, is it? 839 00:43:33,605 --> 00:43:35,365 Why can't you be more like your sister? 840 00:43:36,125 --> 00:43:38,165 Diligent, reliable, resilient. 841 00:43:39,845 --> 00:43:41,765 I've just been on the phone to Mountview Military. 842 00:43:41,845 --> 00:43:44,405 It is a very impressive institution. 843 00:43:45,005 --> 00:43:46,445 Don't push me. 844 00:43:47,885 --> 00:43:49,045 Understood? 845 00:43:49,125 --> 00:43:50,445 [choir vocalizing] 846 00:43:51,365 --> 00:43:52,925 [vocalizations continue] 847 00:43:55,405 --> 00:43:56,725 ♪ Since you've been gone ♪ 848 00:43:57,325 --> 00:43:58,445 ♪ Since you've been gone ♪ 849 00:43:59,045 --> 00:44:01,965 ♪ I'm out of my head, can't take it ♪ 850 00:44:02,045 --> 00:44:03,085 ♪ Since you've been gone ♪ 851 00:44:03,165 --> 00:44:04,725 ♪ Could I be wrong? ♪ 852 00:44:04,805 --> 00:44:06,725 ♪ But since you've been gone ♪ 853 00:44:06,805 --> 00:44:09,445 ♪ You cast a spell, so break it ♪ 854 00:44:09,525 --> 00:44:10,765 ♪ Since you've been gone ♪ 855 00:44:10,845 --> 00:44:12,245 [vocalizing] 856 00:44:16,845 --> 00:44:18,285 [mouthing] 857 00:44:18,365 --> 00:44:21,365 ♪ Ever since you've been gone ♪ 858 00:44:22,685 --> 00:44:26,085 [cheering] 859 00:44:34,125 --> 00:44:34,965 Mm. 860 00:44:36,085 --> 00:44:37,685 I'm really freaked out by bumholes. 861 00:44:37,765 --> 00:44:40,365 Now, I know it's a sensitive issue, but I heard you can help me out. 862 00:44:40,445 --> 00:44:42,485 -I can pay you if... -Um... 863 00:44:42,565 --> 00:44:43,805 Can I get back to you? 864 00:44:44,285 --> 00:44:45,285 Yeah. 865 00:44:46,645 --> 00:44:47,485 [sighs] 866 00:44:47,565 --> 00:44:49,565 [upbeat song playing] 867 00:44:52,165 --> 00:44:54,965 I think I'm addicted to wanking. 868 00:44:55,925 --> 00:44:57,645 I'm kinda doin' it right now. 869 00:44:58,605 --> 00:44:59,685 Can you help? 870 00:44:59,765 --> 00:45:02,285 [teacher] No private conversations, please. 871 00:45:09,005 --> 00:45:11,285 Is it weird that I always think about the Queen when I come? 872 00:45:11,365 --> 00:45:14,445 ♪ You can say all the right words To trick me ♪ 873 00:45:15,045 --> 00:45:18,325 ♪ Pushin' buttons I always ignore ♪ 874 00:45:18,725 --> 00:45:22,045 ♪ At the moment My fingers are bleedin' ♪ 875 00:45:22,645 --> 00:45:23,965 ♪ Tryin' to make the right... ♪ 876 00:45:24,045 --> 00:45:26,085 -Eric! -What? 877 00:45:26,165 --> 00:45:28,005 The sex pretzels! It worked! 878 00:45:41,205 --> 00:45:44,245 -We have sex pretzels! -Clients. We've got clients. 879 00:45:44,325 --> 00:45:47,365 Numerous students have approached me today hoping to secure our services. 880 00:45:47,925 --> 00:45:49,725 -And they're willing to pay. -Keep talking. 881 00:45:50,685 --> 00:45:52,325 -Actually, that's it. -That's it. 882 00:45:52,405 --> 00:45:54,085 Oh, okay. This is good. 883 00:45:54,165 --> 00:45:55,325 -Yeah. -This is really good. 884 00:45:55,405 --> 00:45:57,365 -[Eric chuckles] Mm. -Um... So we're back on. 885 00:45:58,045 --> 00:46:01,085 Yes! Yes, but, um, toilet cubicles aren't gonna work. 886 00:46:01,165 --> 00:46:03,485 I'm not a priest, so I need to see people face to face. 887 00:46:03,565 --> 00:46:04,965 I thought you didn't wanna be seen. 888 00:46:05,045 --> 00:46:06,405 Well, yeah, but it's not about me. 889 00:46:07,045 --> 00:46:09,245 It's about them, and it needs to feel like a conversation. 890 00:46:09,325 --> 00:46:11,685 Otherwise it's just too much pressure for everyone. 891 00:46:11,765 --> 00:46:13,085 Okay. Okay. 892 00:46:13,165 --> 00:46:15,405 -I'll be in charge of bookings, schedules. -Yeah. 893 00:46:15,485 --> 00:46:17,045 -Payments, that kind of thing. -Yes. 894 00:46:17,125 --> 00:46:18,565 Great. What shall I do? 895 00:46:20,405 --> 00:46:23,285 -Ah... There's... -We could, um... try... 896 00:46:23,365 --> 00:46:24,605 -Uh... -Yeah... 897 00:46:25,365 --> 00:46:27,565 -[stammers] It's... -Well... 898 00:46:27,845 --> 00:46:30,205 -Mm... We... need... -Um... 899 00:46:30,725 --> 00:46:32,085 Yeah, it's cool. It's cool. 900 00:46:32,845 --> 00:46:34,365 No problemo. [chuckles] 901 00:46:34,445 --> 00:46:36,685 No, I've got lots of things to be gettin' on with, anyway. 902 00:46:36,765 --> 00:46:39,245 I'm super busy. Super busy, Maeve. 903 00:46:39,645 --> 00:46:40,565 Okay. 904 00:46:41,165 --> 00:46:42,045 Um... 905 00:46:42,325 --> 00:46:44,925 But this is so great for you guys! [laughs] 906 00:46:46,005 --> 00:46:48,165 Um... What does this mean? 907 00:46:48,925 --> 00:46:50,365 We’re open for business. 908 00:46:51,925 --> 00:46:55,245 ♪ I study nuclear science I love my classes ♪ 909 00:46:55,325 --> 00:46:56,925 -Let's go. -♪ I got a crazy teacher ♪ 910 00:46:57,005 --> 00:46:58,205 ♪ He wears dark glasses ♪ 911 00:46:58,285 --> 00:47:00,085 ♪ Things are goin' great ♪ 912 00:47:00,485 --> 00:47:02,445 ♪ And they're only gettin' better ♪ 913 00:47:04,245 --> 00:47:07,165 ♪ I'm doin' all right Gettin' good grades ♪ 914 00:47:07,645 --> 00:47:09,245 ♪ The future's so bright ♪ 915 00:47:09,885 --> 00:47:11,885 ♪ I gotta wear shades ♪ 916 00:47:12,765 --> 00:47:14,885 ♪ I gotta wear shades ♪ 917 00:47:16,605 --> 00:47:19,805 -♪ I got a job waitin' for my graduation ♪ -[mouthing] 918 00:47:19,885 --> 00:47:22,405 ♪ Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer ♪ 919 00:47:22,805 --> 00:47:24,325 ♪ Things are goin' great ♪ 920 00:47:24,765 --> 00:47:26,765 ♪ And they're only gettin' better ♪ 921 00:47:28,525 --> 00:47:31,485 ♪ I'm doin' all right Gettin' good grades ♪ 922 00:47:31,805 --> 00:47:33,525 ♪ The future's so bright ♪ 923 00:47:34,005 --> 00:47:35,805 ♪ I've gotta wear shades ♪ 924 00:47:37,085 --> 00:47:39,405 ♪ I gotta wear shades ♪ 925 00:47:40,165 --> 00:47:42,765 ♪ I gotta wear shades ♪ 926 00:47:46,285 --> 00:47:48,565 -[bleep] -[cheering] 927 00:47:49,565 --> 00:47:51,165 Thanks for giving this another go. 928 00:47:52,245 --> 00:47:53,765 Let’s talk about your problem. 929 00:47:53,845 --> 00:47:56,005 And I think we should go back to the beginning. 930 00:47:56,405 --> 00:47:59,285 What makes you feel like you need to give your boyfriend blow jobs? 931 00:47:59,365 --> 00:48:01,325 -It's just so difficult to... -[loud cheering] 932 00:48:01,405 --> 00:48:03,365 -["Restless Year" playing] -♪ Ooh, la, ooh ♪ 933 00:48:03,445 --> 00:48:06,245 ♪ Sha-la-la, ooh, la, ooh, la, ooh-ooh ♪ 934 00:48:06,525 --> 00:48:08,565 ♪ Ooh, la, ooh ♪ 935 00:48:08,645 --> 00:48:10,885 ♪ Sha-la-la, ooh, la, ooh, la, ooh-ooh ♪ 936 00:48:10,965 --> 00:48:13,965 ♪ Yeah, a bloody nose In the all-night diner ♪ 937 00:48:14,045 --> 00:48:16,485 ♪ Rollin' with Rose And Miss Mary L. Steiner ♪ 938 00:48:16,565 --> 00:48:18,965 ♪ And you can't pin her down You can't define her ♪ 939 00:48:19,045 --> 00:48:21,725 ♪ Dostoevsky, dime-store copy ♪ 940 00:48:21,805 --> 00:48:23,525 ♪ Ooh, la, ooh ♪ 941 00:48:23,845 --> 00:48:26,805 ♪ Sha-la-la, ooh, la, ooh, la, ooh-ooh ♪ 942 00:48:26,885 --> 00:48:28,685 ♪ Ooh, la, ooh ♪ 943 00:48:29,005 --> 00:48:31,765 ♪ Sha-la-la, ooh, la, ooh, la, ooh-ooh ♪ 944 00:48:31,845 --> 00:48:34,165 ♪ Makin' the rounds In my five-dollar dress ♪ 945 00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:36,845 ♪ I can't go home Though I'm not homeless ♪ 946 00:48:36,925 --> 00:48:38,965 ♪ I'm just another savage In the wilderness ♪ 947 00:48:39,045 --> 00:48:41,885 ♪ And if you can't calm down You can listen to this ♪ 948 00:48:47,125 --> 00:48:49,645 ♪ Death is my former employer ♪ 949 00:48:49,885 --> 00:48:52,165 ♪ Death is my own Tom Sawyer ♪ 950 00:48:52,245 --> 00:48:54,725 ♪ Death waits for me to destroy her ♪ 951 00:48:54,805 --> 00:48:57,485 ♪ I never wanna die And I never grow older, yeah ♪ 952 00:48:57,565 --> 00:48:59,365 ♪ Ooh, la, ooh ♪ 953 00:48:59,485 --> 00:49:02,325 ♪ Sha-la-la, ooh, la, ooh, la, ooh-ooh ♪ 954 00:49:02,405 --> 00:49:04,405 ♪ Restless year ♪ 955 00:49:04,485 --> 00:49:07,005 ♪ It was another restless year ♪ 956 00:49:07,165 --> 00:49:09,485 ♪ It was a restless year ♪ 957 00:49:09,565 --> 00:49:12,205 ♪ Don't tell me anything I don't wanna hear ♪ 67319

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