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Hello, I'm Princess Di
and I'd like to buy an apartment
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What are you looking for?
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I'd like an apartment
that is close to my work
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I work in a playground store
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Take a look, I think we have one
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- Do you like the kitchen?
- Wow! I love the kitchen, it's awesome
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Check out the couch and the living room
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Wow! The couch is pretty, I love it
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Look on the next floor, we have a double bed
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- And a bunk bed here, right?
- Yes, do you like it?
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Yes, and my husband and me
plan to have two children
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Their names will be Alexander and Caroline
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I'll take it
I'm going to buy the apartment
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- Who will pay for it?
- My husband and me will pay for it
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- With a mortgage
- Really?
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Yes
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The interest rate is 2.5% over twelve months
starting from the date of the last payment
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Then the Euribor rate
will be variable, increasing by 0.5
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Final payment: 24th of August, 2043
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Perfect
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That wasn't so bad, right?
Now we all know exactly what we're signing
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Ms. Aguado
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Oh, it's a black pen...
Do you have another colour, please?
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- It's fine, you can sign in black
- Yes, I know that
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But the black blends in
I'd like it to stand out from the text
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- Isn't there one here?
- I have one
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- It's green
- Okay, that's great
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Thank you
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- I sign each page, right?
- Yes
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- And when is the wedding?
- Very soon
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21st of May
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It's done
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- Your turn
- My turn
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Are you all right?
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Want another pen?
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Why couldn't you sign
with the pen from the notary?
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I told you
it's the same colour as the other text
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It's always the same thing, you know
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In a restaurant
we have to change tables three times
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because you don't like the lighting
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In a hotel, you ask
for a room exactly like the website
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Nothing is ever the way you want it
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- Is this because of the enema? Yes
- No!
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- Please don't bring it up now
- Yes but that's why
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- No, it really isn't
- Excuse me...
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We'll give you some time alone
and you can talk, huh?
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- We're coming back, right?
- Yes, of course, of course
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Maria, this has nothing to do
with the enema, okay?
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- It's about the enema, yes
- No, it isn't
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It is but that's fine
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We haven't had sex since
and that was three months ago
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Because you made me give you one
like I was a nurse
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All I said was I wouldn't do it without one
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Maybe we could be a bit more
spontaneous and do it without one!
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- Then clean shit off the sheet?
- Yes, I'd rather clean shit off the sheet!
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Don't shout
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It's just that you're just so inflexible
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You're the most inflexible person
on the planet
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And I can't take it anymore, Maria
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Maria, Maria...
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You can come in
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- So? Sorted it out?
- We have a question
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- If you were about to have anal sex...
- No
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Would you prefer
that your partner had an enema?
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or got carried away by passion
and cleaned poo off the sheet?
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- No, you don't need to answer... no
- We can ask, right?
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I need to know
if you're going to sign or not
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I'm sorry, Maria
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I can't sign a 30-year mortgage
with you, I can't
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It isn't 30 years, it's 25
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They've just read it
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- I have to get out of here
- Seriously?
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I'm sorry
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Sorry
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There is no way we can get
the down payment back, right?
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May I have the pen back, please?
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Thank you
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WHEN YOU DON'T LET
YOURSELF GO
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Quick question
I didn't take the pill last night
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- Do I take it twice?
- Absolutely not
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Are you sure?
I won't get pregnant, right?
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No
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- My love
- Hey, where are you?
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- I'm just leaving the meeting right now
- Hurry, today's the day
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I'll be there in 20, okay?
Ciao, ciao, ciao
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I love you! I love you!
I love you! I love you!
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Shit, sorry, babe
did I wake you?
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- No, no
- No?
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- You sure?
- No, don't worry about it
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- How are you?
- Good, what time is it?
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It's ten
you wanna go and get breakfast together?
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But didn't you have
to get up early to paint?
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Yeah and I'm done
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I wanted to take a little break
before I go to work, you know?
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- Yeah?
- Hmmm
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- Where do you work?
- In a museum
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- Really?
- Yeah
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- And you?
- I work in a shop
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Oh, hi! Welcome to the Mortgage club!
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We'll celebrate this afternoon
at Paula's birthday
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We'll drink a toast to you
and your new apartment
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Gustavo has left me, Chris
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Genaro, the bouncy castle
is coming at four, can you let them in?
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- Yes, your husband told me
- Chris, are you listening?
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- Perfect, thanks a ton
- Of course
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Hey, sweetie, I'm so happy for you, love you
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Gotta meeting now
see you at the party, kisses, love you!
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You too
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- Hi, honey, where are you?
- In the kitchen
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- How are you?
- Fine
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We have to be fast
how was the meeting?
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- Really good and you?
- Good
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- Yeah?
- Yes, very good
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- It needs to be quick, I have 15 minutes
- No, only five
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- What? Okay
- I have work, I have to go soon
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Hang on
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- We can name him Rafa
- What?
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We can call the baby Rafa
after Rafa Nadal
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His school pals will be able
to say, "Come on, Rafa"
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But first, you have
to get me pregnant, my love
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- Right
- Okay
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- I'm gonna come! I'm coming! I'm coming
- Honey! Honey!
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We've made Rafa with this one, huh?
It was like a line drive
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You're the best, love you
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- Love you
- See you
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Come on, come on, come on
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Picasso, look how incredibly realistic
the wrinkle is below his face
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First time I saw it, I said
"Oh, God, it's my grandpa''
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We've placed Dali next to Velazquez
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because you may not know it
but Dali was super awestruck by Velazquez
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It's a pity they are just wax
and can't talk and stuff
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Sebas, come
I'd like to introduce Sebas
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He's the wax artist at the museum here
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You're gonna flip out when you hear
how he did the hair of Justin Bieber
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What? No, what?
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Pop the cork!
Who owns a house now?
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- So why are you here?
- Gustavo left me today
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- What?
- Yeah, Gustavo left me
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Fuck!
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- Hey, hey, hey, look, yellow! Here, Gari!
- Thank you
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Here
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- This will look really good
- Well, how's it going?
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- Are the Rugrats behaving?
- I think I'll hire them
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I can sure use their help
in the lobby
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- Need a hand? Okay
- Yes, thanks, Gari
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- Know what I'll bring now?
- What?
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- More light bulbs!
- Cool!
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- Excuse me, Martina, what is wrong?
- I've got it
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What's wrong? There you go
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Mummy's phone is ringing
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- Javier, what's up? What happened?
- My cake! My cake! My cake!
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Hang on, just a second, Javier...
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Gari? Can you pay the cake guy?
It was 25 and change
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- Make it 27, okay?
- 27
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- He will give you back 23
- 27, 23
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- That's it, great, thank you
- Okay, okay... hello!
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- Javier, okay, I'm listening
- Mummy! My cake! My cake!
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- You have to charge 27
- Hang on
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Let's see if I have change
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Look, twenty in bills and some coins...
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I'll take that... 23
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- It's 23
- Yeah, a second, okay?
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Ten, fifteen, twenty...
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- Okay, it's good
- Okay, bye
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The cake, the cake...
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- Here you go... alright
- Okay, great, see you, okay
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- Shit, I don't have any clean towels
- Well, I'll do the laundry later
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Whatever
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If you're hungry there's Chinese
food over there in the fridge
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Cheer up, okay? Cheer up
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Coming here was the right fucking thing to do
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Gustavo was an asshole
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Would you describe as straitlaced?
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- What?
- Do you think I'm straitlaced?
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- Gustavo says I am straitlaced
- No, straitlaced, no
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- What am I like?
- Persnickety
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- Persnickety, how?
- You get rigid, you know
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Rigid and persnickety are not the same thing
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Don't beat yourself up
you just are who you are
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What am I like?
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I want to know, really
you are my sister, I won't care
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Pass me the box with poodles... on it?
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Thank you
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- So tell me
- Well...
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I don't know, when I started clubbing for
example you remember that?
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You took a permanent marker
and wrote the bus times on my arm
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- so I wouldn't get home too late
- Yeah, I was worried about you
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You're my little sister
I should be the one worried for you
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- Not you for me
- That's not persnickety
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That's just being responsible
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- And your hair?
- What about my hair?
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You've always had it this way
since you were eight year old
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You've never improvised
not even a braid, a little barrette
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- Nothing, zilch
- Yeah
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Hey... don't let it bug you
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You're amazing! And if Gustavo doesn't like
you then screw him
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And if I don't like me?
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What are you doing?
Come on, stop it
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Don't do the dishes, I'll do them
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- What are you doing?
- Watch
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Wow! What? Sis?
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You aren't a pussy! Fucking do it!
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Come on, cut off more!
Cut off more!
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Oh, Holy Jesus, what the...!
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God, that's badass!
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You've got ovaries, Maria!
You've got fucking ovaries!
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My hair, I cut my hair!
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I cut my hair!
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- You're super crazy!
- I'm crazy
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- And I'll do stuff that's really crazy
- Go for it!
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I'm going to be disorganized
I won't shower
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- I'm gonna skip work
- Get laid!
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- Go out partying
- Go, girl!
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I'll go get laid, I'll go and sing!
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I'll going dancing, I'll do drugs!
I'll do drugs!
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I'll do drugs! Your stash of drugs?
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Where is it?
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No, no, no, no, no
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Hey, hey, Maria, you've had a real rough day
it'll make it worse
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- What's this? Cocaine?
- Take it easy
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- No, it's not cocaine
- What is it?
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- It's heroin?
- What do you mean heroin?
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- I don't know
- It's Molly
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- What's Molly?
- MDMA
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- The love drug... yeah
- Love drug? I want it
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- You want to be high at a kids' party?
- Well, yes, I do
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- I can't handle kids
- What if you have a bad trip?
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I won't, how do I take it?
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- Do I dissolve it in water?
- No, you just suck your finger
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and stick it in the baggie
just one suck, okay?
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Just a bit, I said that to you, you moron
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- You're gonna feel like crap
- It'll be alright
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So what? Do you want it?
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Okay, fine
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- You did drugs
- So how long till I feel it?
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Maria, Maria
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You're just super special
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Someone who loves you
have to accept your obsessions
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Maria, your obsessions
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Maria, Maria
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- Why are you here?
- It's my party
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- What do you think of all this?
- Beautiful
243
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,800
It's great here
we'll throw the next party here too
244
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,640
We'll see, we'll see
don't get your hopes up
245
00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,080
Don't count on it
246
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:22,160
You did a great job with this party
I don't do this much
247
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,400
- It got a bit out of hand
- Hey, we won't complain
248
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,800
- Did you hang up the flags?
- No, I had help
249
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:31,520
- Genaro the caretaker and the gardner too
- Awesome
250
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:37,080
Hey, Gari?
You're done with that, right?
251
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,960
- Yeah, sort of done
- You're sort of?
252
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Come on, I have something for you
253
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:47,640
- Okay, let's go
- Do you sell many paintings?
254
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:52,840
Well...
well, right now that topic is...
255
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,320
- It's a real debate
- Why?
256
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,600
- Art versus business
- Sure
257
00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:02,360
What's the most important thing?
Is... is it creative purity?
258
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:06,880
- Or public recognition?
- Pure creative art always, I mean...
259
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,160
- It's pure, of course
- Of course
260
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:11,600
Do you use Instagram?
261
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:15,760
My niece is an illustrator
she sells work on it
262
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,200
- Really?
- Yeah
263
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,720
- She has over 50,000 followers
- What?
264
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,160
She's called Cactus Girl
265
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:25,200
I don't like social media and all that
I don't feel comfortable with it
266
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,640
I paint on canvas
267
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,840
- Oh!
- I exhibit...
268
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,320
I love that scarf on you
269
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,480
- Is it cashmere?
- Yes
270
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,240
It's "catch me"
271
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,680
- Catch...
- "Catch me"!
272
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,320
Oh, now I get the joke, it's ''Catch me!''
273
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,640
To my retirement
274
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,200
- More?
- More
275
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:54,840
- So Genaro, I'm gonna get drunk, huh?
- I'm glad to have met you
276
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:57,800
Me too, Genaro
277
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,040
Down the hatch
278
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:14,920
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear Paula!
279
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:19,600
Happy birthday to you!
280
00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:24,920
- What's up? You're acting really weird
- What?
281
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,640
- What is up with your hair, sweetie?
- Hey, kids!
282
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,080
- Who wants to learn to paint?
- I do! I do!
283
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:33,080
Well, let's go inside, go inside
284
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,440
- Hey, your friend Marta...
- Straight, straight
285
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,480
- Are you sure?
- They are having a great time, honestly
286
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,320
- Thanks so much
- Next is the painting class, just wait
287
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,800
- I'm sure
- Later, we'll toss back some gin, right?
288
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,240
Oh, man, of course
absolutely, yes, gin tonics
289
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,280
- Well, I will if you help me clear up
- Okay
290
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,200
- Let's go
- Come on
291
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,720
- I'm so tripped!
- Me too
292
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:59,920
I'm losing my mind!
Let's go dance and get laid
293
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,040
Let's dance and get laid
and get laid also
294
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,600
- I've gotta go do this painting class
- Whatever, let's go
295
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,400
I feel like I'm elastic
I can feel my skin
296
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,840
Yeah, enjoy it, enjoy it
297
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,080
- I mean you could...
- My finger is tasty
298
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:14,760
Lick yourself and touch yourself, girl
you're gonna flip out
299
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,600
Feel the greenness
go to the castle...
300
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,480
I know I wanna go
commune with the nature, you'll flip out
301
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,000
Try it, I'm serious
302
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:23,640
Feel the greenness, gotta go!
I'll be back!
303
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,440
Hey, kids!
304
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,280
Pablo! Where are you?
305
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,240
Really? That's suck
you're going to miss it
306
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,960
Well, really, you've missed it
307
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:39,120
She loved it, yes
308
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:42,240
Hey, Esther's giving
a painting class, okay? Gotta go
309
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,760
Yes, sure, see you soon, don't worry
310
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,440
- Hi
- Hi
311
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,040
What's your name?
312
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:29,400
- Gari
- Gari...
313
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,680
Like Gari Grant
314
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:43,360
You smell good, can I hold you?
315
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:48,560
- What?
- Can I kiss you?
316
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,360
Why do you call yourself Cactus Girl?
317
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,640
Here, I cleaned them
318
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,840
Paula, doesn't this drawing look like
a piece of shit to you?
319
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:25,840
No
320
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:42,160
Cris, can you fix me one of your
G&Ts with thingies in it?
321
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,320
- What's this?
- Vitamins
322
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,240
No
323
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,800
- They're not vitamins
- Yes, they are
324
00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,160
- Why are you taking the pill?
- Hello!
325
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,800
- Any cake left?
- Hi, honey!
326
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,840
Hey, what's this?
What's Frida Kahlo doing here?
327
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,560
An autograph, please, Frida?
328
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:09,240
- What is up, dude?
- How are you? Hmm?
329
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:12,080
You're prettier than her though
You're missing a unibrow
330
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,120
- You okay?
- Great
331
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,320
Relieved
finally finished with that car campaign
332
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,440
- That's why I couldn't get away, sorry
- That's great
333
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:23,560
- No worries, put the girls to bed, okay?
- No, that's not enough
334
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:27,080
You two stay here
have your girl talk, don't touch a thing
335
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,440
- My surprise! My surprise!
- Keep it down, keep it down
336
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,920
- This is from your mum...
- Hey, Martina is sleeping
337
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:35,000
Now, this is from me
look at this cool bike
338
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:36,720
What do you think?
339
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,200
- How does it work?
- No, no, no, we'll try it out tomorrow
340
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:40,960
- Yeah!
- One thing...
341
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:45,240
I saw Maria in the bouncy castle
she's spaced out
342
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,120
Because she took a whole a lot of vitamins
343
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,920
Yeah, I guess the doctor prescribed them
for this party
344
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,680
- Say goodnight
- Bye, bye!
345
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,920
- Goodnight, honey!
- See you tomorrow! What?
346
00:21:56,480 --> 00:22:00,640
Give me those vitamins!
Give me some vitamins
347
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,880
- What's up with Maria?
- Huh?
348
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,920
Mary!
349
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,360
- How many G&Ts did you have?
- About four... Not so many!
350
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,320
- She's there
- Why would she be there?
351
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,720
- Hang on
- I don't believe she's in the castle
352
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,440
Mary!
353
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:21,920
What are you doing there?
Have you been here the whole time?
354
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:25,240
Esther, careful, careful
you're always so rough
355
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,800
Are you okay?
356
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:33,240
- I'm hungover
- No, what about Gustavo?
357
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:37,720
I'm sure it was something stupid
tomorrow you'll sort it out
358
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:40,600
I don't think so
359
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,080
I wanted to start a family
and stuff, but...
360
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:51,160
That's over, I won't have kids
361
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,720
But I wanted to have kids
you know I don't have many eggs
362
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,280
- I'm almost out of eggs
- Wait, wait, wait, wait...
363
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:58,880
No, Esther, I don't have many eggs left
364
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,800
- They said I can freeze some
- You've got just wait and chill out
365
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:03,480
You're coming down off the M, okay?
366
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,720
It's when You get really analytical
you think too much
367
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,640
What?
368
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,960
Did you come to my daughter's
party on drugs, Maria?
369
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,800
- She did too
- God, you're such a snitch, God!
370
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,240
I don't believe it
you two are the fucking worst
371
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:20,120
Seriously? Seriously?
372
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,120
Well, you hide the fact
that you're on the pill from Pablo
373
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:26,080
What? The pill? Really?
What about another one?
374
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,400
Know what your sister did?
375
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,560
Spent all afternoon
hassling Marquitos's mum
376
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:34,000
She's been dying to eat pussy
since she got her period
377
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,560
You're joking
378
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,040
Yeah, I knew...
379
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,640
- Here, drink
- Pour it nice and slow
380
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,320
- Girls, here's to our new lives
- To us
381
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,200
We're gonna fucking kick ass!
382
00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,720
It's sinking! Oh, my God!
383
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,240
It's coming down!
384
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,120
Get me out!
385
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,480
There it is
the size of a lentil
386
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,880
When did you have your last period?
387
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:32,040
A month and half ago or two
388
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,680
Well, you've been pregnant for seven weeks
389
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:17,160
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