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I Love It From Behind!

Producer: Isao Hayashi
Screenplay: Kazuhiko Ban

Cinematography: Nobumasa Mizunoo
Editor: Akimasa Kawashima

Music: Hachirou Kai
Ass't Director: Junichi Suzuki

Starring

Junko Asahina, Yumi Hayakawa,
Mari Kishida

Hey, baby.

There's a great place over there.
Let's grab some tea.

Makoto Nakamaru, Ren Seido,
Kazuhiko Ishida

Masahiro Yoshihara, Tetsuya Itoh,
Tetsuya Ogiwara, Hidetoshi Kageyama

Lovely afternoon,
isn't it?

Pardon me.

Directed by:
Kouyuu Ohara

Um, is there something
that I can help you with?

It wouldn't be an afternoon without
an afternoon love affair, would it?

Ah, in the world of
apartment complex housewives.

Um, I'd like to settle any financial
arrangements beforehand.

I'm not that kind
of girl.

Oh, you're a housewife having
an erotic adventure.

Don't be rude.
I'm single.

The thing is, I'd like to take one ofthese
to commemorate the affair first.

- Doesn't it get any bigger than this?
- Um, yes...

Are you a salesman?

Yes, I specialize in sales around
apartment complexes.

- What is that?
- Hold still!

Don't move, okay?

Got it...

Ma'am!

No! You've got
the wrong idea!

Stop it!

Go take a shower!
Stop it!

Don't!

Let's get started,
Ma'am!

You're getting me filthy!

I'll get sick!

You're getting me
all black!

I'm Mimei Mezaki. I was a classmate
of Rei's in high school.

Nice to meet you.

Mimei. That's an
interesting name.

It's written with the characters for
''beautiful woman,'' but it's read ''Mimei.''

I'm Masumi Morimoto.
I go to junior college.

What are those?

No way. She's a college student,
and she's still a virgin?

She's been collecting them
since high school. Penis prints.

Penis prints?
Gosh...

My goal is to collect 100
by the time I'm married.

A hundred? You mean you're going
to sleep with 100 men?

Yeah, with all sorts
of guys.

I have 70 so far.
So I have 30 to go.

I want to finish the set
in the month that I'll be in Tokyo.

Why the hurry?

I had a marriage meeting earlier.
The ceremony is a month from now.

No way, you're having
an arranged marriage?

We have really
good chemistry.

He's the perfect type to be
a lifelong partner for me.

Isn't this mean to
your husband-to-be?

What a baby. The marriage and my
record attempt are two different things.

I'm going for the
Guinness record.

Hunting 30 men
in one month.

It'd be risky in a little town like Sapporo,
but Tokyo should be safe.

- Rei, where's the bathroom?
- Down there.

Pardon me.

They smell...
Gross!

Uh-oh.

It's nothing but boring,
predictable men out there.

Love clubs were widespread
in the 18th Century,

and one female member had sex with
4959 men over the course of 20 years.

In one recent example,
a woman in America

slept with 82 men
in a single night.

Wow.

Good evening.
This way.

Good evening.

What can I get you?

Oh, my!

Rei-chan, is that you?

Oh, you kidder!
It's me, Bunta Takakura!

Master?

When did you start
cross-dressing?

Come on, you haven't seen me
in over a year.

Whiskey and water, right?
Hang on, I'll go make you one.

What a fun bar.

The bar's name is One Shot.
It's slang for casual sex.

That's what all the clients are after,
so the usual pick-up games don't work.

Care for some company?

I have plans already.
Sorry.

I wasn't interested,
anyway.

I'd be shocked if you were.
So, anyone at all?

Mind if I join you?

I'm sorry,
can I join you, too?

My goodness, you girls work fast!
Sorry to keep you waiting!

It's been too long.

- Here. Here.
- Cheers.

First things first, Rei-chan.
Introduce me to your friend.

It was love
at first sight!

She's so stylish!
And trendy!

Since when do queers
fall in love with women?

Oh, you!

I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't call
me queer. Call me ''gay,'' please.

It's offensive!

It's such a waste
that you're gay.

Get real.

The gay act
is just for business.

When I meet a fine lady,
it's another story.

I had no idea.

You gay men
sure are strong.

Such an adorable girl...

I'm so happy. You came home
out of concern for me.

I'm through
with men.

I'll show you a
wonderful time.

I've waited so long.
It's been a whole week.

We haven't had a chance
to be alone, you know?

Sister...

- What about Mimei-san?
- Don't worry, she's not due back yet.

But...

- Shall I stop, then?
- You're so mean, Sister.

- Masumi-chan...
- Sister...

Not that I think that there's
anything wrong with it...

But when did you become
a lesbian, Rei?

In high school, you and I competed
to see who could get the most boys.

I can't believe it.

We love each other.

Gender doesn't matter when
true love is concerned!

I don't have
much choice.

I get hives whenever a man
so much as touches me.

Of course, I know it's abnormal
for two women to have sex.

Sister, is that the only way
you ever thought of me?

Sister...

When you finally know a man,
you'll change.

Tell me, how did
it start?

If we can figure out the cause,
it might cure your hives.

I don't mind being
a lesbian.

Don't be silly. It's not like you've
slept with every guy out there.

Come on, tell me.

I don't want to
remember it.

It's not like I didn't fool around
with guys after I left for Tokyo.

I only fell
in love once.

Kimura-san.

He was a corporate high-roller, and
was the object of all the girls' attention.

Does this look
all right?

This part.
See?

And he only had
eyes for me.

I was so naive.

Our dates were always at coffee shops.
We never even held hands.

Isn't this romantic?

There are still guys like that
these days?

Falling for that act was
where I went wrong.

He was suddenly transferred, and he
proposed on the night of his farewell party.

- Then we went to his apartment.
- Oh, that's when you were first tied up.

I get itchy just thinking
about it.

Something like that
would turn a man gay.

Clean-cut Kimura-san...
It was a big shock.

It all makes sense now.

Maybe I'll quit. He wasn't transferred,
it was a one-year business trip.

They say he's finally
coming back next week.

See him again. And when you do,
sleep with him again.

If you do, I'm sure
you'll be cured.

Quit kidding around.
You're making my skin crawl.

Leave everything to me.
I have a plan.

Excuse me.

Welcome back.

- All grown back, I see.
- I'm glad to see you again.

- Want to drop by tonight?
- Come to my place tomorrow night.

- Hello.
- Good morning.

I hope you understand.
It's just for tonight.

You can keep yourself
entertained, right?

Come right in,
I've been waiting for you!

Scram!

Sister, you jerk.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Welcome back.
For you.

I think you'll like it.

I bet you're the one
who will like it.

The night's still young.

Have a drink.

Do you have any other
goodies ready?

Yes, all of them.

Mimei.

I'll join in the fun,
if you don't mind.

What are you
up to?

I think we're in for
a fun evening.

- Excuse me, will you sleep with me?
- Quit joking around.

I'm begging you,
please sleep with me.

Me?
Are you serious?

Will you sleep
with me?

I took this while
you were sleeping.

It's an impressive
specimen.

Go on, do it.

I'll eat my fill
after you're done.

No, I'll let you
do it.

Nothing doing.
You'll never get over your hives.

Here, take this.
And this.

Should I?

Rei.

Now, then.

Should I cut this, too?

Poor thing.
Look how small it's getting.

Hang on a second.

Pardon me.

Perk right up!

Men are so simple.

It's all because
of you!

It was your fault!

That I became
a lesbian.

And so you...

Turn gay!

Enjoy yourselves.

- It's really all right, Miss?
- Yes.

- Wipe your hands.
- Thank you.

It's all right?
I really can do this?

No...

Jerking off to the real thing is way
better than doing it to porn mags!

Don't toy with me!

Cheers!

My, did something good
happen to you two?

Sort of.

I don't know if I'm
cured yet, though.

Don't worry. Have Mama here
do the deed!

He's quite a man!

- I'm ''gay Bunta'' in here, okay?
- Oh, right.

- I feel so much better.
- About what? Did you do something?

How rude...

That one.

Come on, hurry up
and pick one.

This is no time to
be fussy, you know?

That one.
He's the one.

- No, pick someone else.
- Why?

Because I have
my eye on him.

Always thinking
of herself...

Can I have
some of that?

That's not
what I meant.

I mean this.

If you're looking for a man,
try someone else.

- You came here to get a woman, right?
- At the moment, I'm enjoying a drink.

You're already impotent
at your age?

When I want a woman, I take her.
But only first-class women.

I'll sleep with you when I'm
in the mood. It won't be long.

Didn't anyone tell you that there's
nothing more pathetic...

...than ugly guys who are arrogant
and impotent guys who are vain?

Excuse me.

Mama, I want
to settle up.

Looks like I said
something wrong.

Wake up, you two.
What time do you think it is?

It's your last Sunday in Tokyo!
Work hard, it's your last one!

I can't believe how many of these
that she's collected.

And you, Masumi! Keep sleeping,
and you'll turn into a pig!

I knew it was missing, but I never
suspected she was the culprit.

What's the matter, Mimei?
Why the long face?

Boy, you're totally back
to your old self, Rei.

Yeah, all thanks
to you.

Oh, you're thinking
about that guy?

He's not worth wasting a whole
week looking for him.

The important thing is to get that
last print and reach your goal!

We'll never land a guy here.
Let's go.

- Sorry I kept you waiting for me.
- As if.

Whatever.
Let's go someplace.

Why not?

Sorry.
Catch you later.

- It's been a long time.
- Funny running into you here.

I should go.

What're you doing!
Hey! Stop!

No!

No! Don't!
Hey, let go of me!

I thought I told you, when I
want a woman, I take her.

This is what
you wanted.

Come on,
make more noise.

I've never done
this before.

- I'm getting hot...
- Louder.

You aren't done yet,
are you?

I'm not done yet!

It's a waste
oftime.

A waste oftime?

One minute, 23 seconds.

Why did you
wait for me?

Women always want
to have sex with me again.

As if.

Why did you look
for me, then?

I want to get a print of the
embodiment of your male ego.

It'll be the 100th
in my collection.

- That's worthless.
- Nobody asked your opinion.

Numbers are nothing to boast about.
You can't even satisfy one man.

That's low! That was practically rape.
Let's have a challenge, fair and square.

A challenge, huh?
Sounds interesting.

If you make me come,
I'll let you take a print of me.

Okay. It'll be
a piece of cake.

I have work until 8 tonight. After that,
I'm free until Wednesday morning.

I want to
settle this quickly.

Tonight at 10, then. I'll be waiting
at the Shinjuku New Plaza Hotel.

- Don't chicken out.
- That's my line.

Where did it go?

It's gone!
Where did it go?

Where's my dildo?

Gone!

What's this rubber for?

What?
What's that?

- What is it?
- Do it some more.

Moron.

You've duped a whole bunch
of girls, haven't you?

Liar!

Kimura, you bastard.

I bet you're gay!

- We haven't declared war yet.
- I was just saying hello.

In a hurry, are you?
It'll be over quick at this rate.

Worry about yourself.
Look at how wet you are already.

You'd soak through
a whole stack of sheets!

You won't be talking so tough
once I'm through with you.

You're all talk.

Now, let's do this
for real.

Start time: 10:30 PM

Elapsed time: 3 hours

Elapsed time: 7 hours

You're pretty tough,
I'll give you that.

I didn't come away from sleeping with
100 men without learning a trick or two.

How can you last
this long?

I'm not feeling
anything at all!

Now I'm mad!

Good morning.

Has everything
grown back in?

Nobody's watching.

Which will it be today?
Let's go with the cucumber.

It's been 20 hours.

I can't believe it.

Elapsed time: 28 hours
Brief break

What's with that getup,
Mama?

I can't make money off the
drag routine anymore.

There's too many
of them.

You can call me
Master.

Oh, so that's your deal.

You know, Mr. Hitoh
was crying his eyes out.

Hitoh?

You've picked up
some weird vices.

Who's Hitoh?

You picked him up here
last night, remember?

Oh, that guy.

He was moaning, ''I'll never
sleep with another woman!''

He was no match for
my technique, that's all.

Technique?
What kind?

You want to know?

Thanks.

- Shall we go?
- Why not?

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Hey, now...
You're a deviant!

Stuff like that is...
You're a pervert, lady!

- Don't be a baby.
- Stop, please! I'm begging you!

- Don't be like this!
- Quit your complaining.

Please! Stop!

I'll throw in a sex change operation
while I'm down here.

Don't do that!
Stop, please!

I'm begging you!
Please! Stop!

What's that?

You're not really planning to play
around with that, are you?

What are you doing?
Please! Tell me!

What is that?
What are you doing?

Stop it!

What's that buzzing sound?

Please!
Please, tell me!

Here!

What is that?

Turn gay!

-Like it?
- I don't want to be a real one!

What's your name?

- What do you do?
- You want to know?

Hey, you're getting awfully
emotional on me.

I can't help it,
you're the best.

I can have sex anytime, anywhere,
for as many hours as I want.

I've undergone special training
to boost my sexual stamina,

along with penis strengthening to boost
the firmness and duration of my erections.

Plus, I also have full control
over my sexual performance.

I can even ejaculate without
using my hands.

That's impossible.
I'd like to see you try.

The test here is to see whether you
can make me come, remember?

This contest was over
before it began.

If you want, I can make
you come right now.

If you're that sure of yourself,
why go to all this trouble?

Let's enjoy ourseIves.

At 5:30 tomorrow morning,
I'll make you come.

Where'd you come up
with that time?

This is the 38th hour since
we started having sex.

So that will make it
55 hours exactly.

Okay? That's the world record.
For the longest sex act.

Mimei's supposed to go back to Sapporo
tomorrow, isn't she? What's she up to?

- She's not a baby, she's fine.
- That's true.

Want to come with me?
We'll find you a cute guy.

See you later.

Ready.

Is she gone?

Right, then...

Don't...

I'm getting hot...

No, we mustn't...

I'm so hot...

No, not down there...

Please...

Elapsed time: 53 hours

What's so funny?

I can't help it, I pictured you
doing your training!

I did those exercises
to train my body.

Why do you try so hard?
Overcompensating for a complex?

For the same reason you collect prints
and are obsessed with duration, right?

I'm going for the Guinness record.
That's all.

I'm glad I managed to squeeze it all in.
I've got my 100 prints.

I've experienced a
sex marathon, too.

I'm getting married soon.

I wish I could see the look on
your future husband's face.

He doesn't know there's a
man out there who knows

every nook and cranny
of your body, every pore.

No more talking.

Elapsed time: 54 hours

Hour 55

We're just about up to
your 55 hour mark.

Here we go, then.

Throw in the towel,
already!

I forget, did I tell you?
I worked as a nurse.

It's the simplest thing in the world
to make a man ejaculate.

The prostate gland, which touches
the base of the urinary bladder.

If you stimulate
that gland...

You can't train this,
can you?

Oh, no!

Goodbye, my hundred men!

All the men I slept with
up until yesterday.

I didn't expect to
run into you here.

I wonder if we're on the same flight.
Looks like we're connected somehow.

- Oh, you dropped this.
- Thanks.

- Do you work in Sapporo?
- No, I'm meeting my brother's fiancee.

I'm being introduced to my fiance's
family tomorrow, too.

Mimei Mezaki

Your name is
Mimei Mezaki?

Tadao Fukami

Tadao Fukami?
Then you're Yuushou's big brother?

I will be under your care
as your younger sister soon.

I'm sure I will be nothing but trouble,
but I look forward to a long relationship.

The honor is mine.

My brother is crude,
but please look after him.

- Shall we get going?
- Of course.

The End

Produced and Distributed
by Nikkatsu

Don't...

No, not from behind...

I Love It From Behind!

I'm a fanatic.

I'm a fanatic, too.

I'm a penis print fanatic.

- You're the 100th in my collection.
- Pathetic.

When I want a woman,
I take her.

Directed by
Kouyuu Ohara

A Nikkatsu Roman Porno

I Love It From Behind!

You must be gay!

A record of 100 penis prints
and 55 hours of sex is in reach.

Challenging the Guinness Book

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