Original subtitles

[dance music]

[girls] Ooh la la.

♪ Crazy ♪

[alarm bell ringing]

[march music]

[man] Right, lock in. Fall in.

On the right, stop standing in horror. Look up.

Still, by the right.

Quick mark. Time!

Legs open, all year, rise.

[yelling]

Eyes up.

Stand up ease, easy.

Easy, 'shun.

Salute.

Fire, salute.

Present. [yelling]

Old guard, salute to the front.

Salute. Up.

Up, up, up, up. Now, up.

[yelling]

["But I am a good girl" playing]

♪ The dress is Bohan The shoes are Jourdan ♪

♪ The bag North African And so is the tan ♪

♪ My address today ♪

♪ Faubourg St. Honoré ♪

♪ Tomorrow Rio, the Concorde The way ♪

♪ My ring is Bulgari It makes their heads twirl ♪

♪ They all say, Darling What did you do for that pearl ♪

♪ What ♪

♪ I am a good girl ♪

♪ New York 54 ♪

♪ Crillon, Côte d'Azur ♪

♪ LA Polo Lounge For breakfast for sure ♪

♪ Paris la Plaza or maybe the Ritz ♪

♪ In London, the Playboy In truth, it's the pitz ♪

♪ You know, I have found The word's gone around ♪

♪ They all say, my feet never Do touch the ground ♪

♪ Zut ♪

♪ I am a good girl ♪

♪ I love to go skiing Apres ski so so ♪

♪ I go with that fellow Oh you know him ♪

♪ And sometimes with Carlo Sofia comes too ♪

♪ Sometimes a Raja In that case I do ♪

♪ If you've got Semonas Who knows, maybe you. But ♪

♪ I am a good girl ♪

♪ But ♪

♪ I am a good girl ♪

♪ But ♪

♪ I am a good girl ♪

[moaning]

♪ Yeah ♪

[gasp]

["Lazy" playing]

[drumming starts]

[piano starts playing]

[piano tempo increases]

-[jazz music starts playing] -[telephone rings]

-Hello. -Here we go.

No, sorry, not tonight.

That was quick.

Shh, yes.

Jim, Jack, Jeffery.

No, it's just that I'm languid.

Well how do you do? It's nice to know you.

Physically, I'm in pretty good shape.

Brother, you can say that again.

It's my attitude that's passive.

[purring]

You know, you're the only one I love.

That's all. He's hooked.

Bye now. [kisses]

Bye now. [kisses]

[jazz music]

[telephone rings]

-Hello. -Where are we again?

No sorry, not tonight.

She's languid.

Shh, quiet.

Bill, Bobby, Bruce.

No, it's just that I'm supine.

-[girls] That's avoided. -[girl] Who knows?

Physically, I'm in pretty good shape.

See? She did say it again.

But, mentally I'm comatose.

Quick boys, the dictionary.

You know, you're the only one I love.

New fish, same hook.

Bye now. [kisses]

Bye now. [kisses]

[jazz music]

♪ She won't get up She won't go out ♪

♪ Baby, what's it all about? ♪

♪ Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? ♪

♪ Well in simple English I'm lazy ♪

♪ I wanna be Lazy ♪

♪ I long to be Out in the sun ♪

♪ With no work To be done ♪

♪ Under that awning ♪

♪ They call the sky ♪

♪ Stretching and yawning ♪

♪ And let the world Go drifting by ♪

♪ I wouldn't peep Through the deep ♪

♪ Tangled wildwood ♪

♪ Counting sheep Till I sleep ♪

♪ Like a child would ♪

♪ With a great big Valise full ♪

♪ Of books to read Where it's peaceful ♪

♪ While I'm Killin' time ♪

♪ Being lazy ♪

[jazz music tempo increases]

[telephone ringing]

Wrong number.

[telephone ringing]

Wrong number.

[telephone ringing]

-Oh Sam you're sweet. -Ooh!

[drumming starts]

[music tempo slows down]

♪ With a great big Valise full ♪

♪ Of books to read ♪

♪ Where it's peaceful ♪

♪ While I'm Killin' time ♪

♪ Being ♪

♪ Lazy ♪

[music stops]

["Evolution" starts playing]

[man] ♪ Open ♪

[girls] ♪ Open ♪

[man] ♪ Open, do open your door ♪

♪ I have to see you ♪

♪ I must speak to you ♪

♪ Excuse my boldness, but the door… ♪

[man] ♪ Open ♪

[girls] ♪ Open ♪

[man] ♪ Oh open, do open your door ♪

♪ I have to see you ♪

♪ I must be, to you ♪

♪ Excuse my boldness, but the door… ♪

[man] ♪ Open ♪

[girls] ♪ Open ♪

[man] ♪ Oh open, do open your lips ♪

♪ To kissing skill, man ♪

♪ Oh my Bonnie Open your leg ♪

♪ Come on, open your leg ♪

♪ Come on, open, open your legs ♪

♪ You've got to open Your legs for me, baby ♪

♪ Open your leg ♪

[music slows down]

[electronic music]

[girl] Oh, yeah.

Hello.

[girl] ♪ Walk, talk, start In a die ♪

♪ Slinky, silky, sexy A ha! ♪

♪ It's wrong ♪

♪ Rap, snap, tap, lap ♪

♪ They're so long, long, long ♪

♪ They're really so long ♪

♪ Long, long, sexy Yeah ♪

♪ Walk, talk ♪

♪ Check the shoes ♪

♪ Hello ♪

♪ Slide, slippery, smooth ♪

♪ Hello ♪

♪ Oh my, crazy Walk, walk, walk, walk ♪

♪ Long, long They're really so long ♪

♪ Where did you get those Oh my ♪

♪ Oh oh yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Talk talk ♪

♪ Walk walk ♪

♪ Crazy ♪

♪ Silky sexy ♪

♪ Oh oh oh yeah ♪

♪ Oh my ♪

♪ Keep keep keep yeah ♪

♪ And then I'm gone Crazy ♪

[growling]

[music starts]

[growling]

[growling]

[growling]

[growling]

[heartbeat sound]

[heavy breathing]

["Baby Buns" starts playing]

♪ Baby buns is what They call me when I pass ♪

♪ All those fellas whistling Looking at my ass ♪

♪ I've had enough ♪

♪ Why can't a gal be left alone Just cause she struts her stuff? ♪

♪ There's always some dodo over there Who blocks my way with his tough stare ♪

♪ I know my baby buns are cute But it's not fair ♪

♪ My dear sir, please Take your hand away ♪

♪ No indeed I guess it's not your day ♪

♪ You're just wasting My precious time ♪

♪ Guys like you Aren't even worth a dime ♪

♪ Step aside and let me by Or else I'll blacken up your eye ♪

♪ You'd just ain't my kind of man And baby that's no lie ♪

[song continues in French]

♪ Baby buns is what they Call me when I pass ♪

♪ All those fellas whistling Looking at my ass ♪

♪ I've had enough ♪

♪ Why can't a gal be left alone Just cause she struts her stuff ♪

♪ There's always some dodo over there Who blocks my way with his dumb stare ♪

♪ I know my baby buns are cute But it's not fair ♪

[music stops]

[drumming starts]

[music slows down]

[drumming starts]

[music stops]

THE BLACK BATH

["A Guy Who Takes His Time" starts]

♪ A guy who takes his time I'll go for any time ♪

♪ I'm a fast moving gal That likes them slow ♪

♪ Got no use for fancy driving ♪

♪ Want to see a guy arriving in low ♪

♪ I'd be satisfied, electrified ♪

♪ To know a guy who takes his time ♪

♪ A hurry-up affair I always give the air ♪

♪ I wouldn't give any rushing gent A smile ♪

♪ I could go for any singer ♪

♪ Who would condescend To linger awhile ♪

♪ What a lullaby would be supplied ♪

♪ To have a guy Who takes his time ♪

♪ A guy who takes his time I'll go for any time ♪

♪ A hasty job really spoils The master's touch ♪

♪ I don't like a big commotion ♪

♪ I'm a demon for slow motion And such ♪

♪ Why should I deny that I would die To meet a guy ♪

♪ Who takes his time ♪

♪ There isn't any fun In getting something done ♪

♪ If you're rushed when you Have to make the grade ♪

♪ I can spot an amateur ♪

♪ Appreciate a connoisseur At his trade ♪

♪ Who would qualify No alibi ♪

♪ To be the guy who takes his time ♪

♪ Could you qualify to satisfy ♪

♪ Could you be the guy Who takes his time? ♪

[music stops]

[drumming starts]

[mysterious music play]

[music slows down]

[man] ♪ Bay Parkway wonder You're such a success ♪

♪ Your pretty secretary, ha She says you are the best ♪

♪ Your face always smiling ♪

♪ Say you sure paid your dues ♪

♪ But I know inside You've got the Bensonhurst blues ♪

[scat singing]

♪ Those custom-made ciggies That you offer to me ♪

♪ Pretend and pretending to care About my family ♪

♪ And those pictures on your desk All them lies that you abuse ♪

♪ Do they know you suffer From the Bensonhurst blues ♪

[scat singing]

♪ Your grandmother's accent Still embarrasses you ♪

♪ You're even ashamed Of the French you once knew ♪

♪ You're part of the chance now They break you making the news ♪

♪ But I know inside You've got the Bensonhurst blues ♪

[scat singing]

♪ But thanks for the lesson Cause the life that I choose ♪

♪ Won't make me feel like living With the Bensonhurst blues ♪

♪ And don't don't try to write me And don't bother to call ♪

♪ Cause I'll be in conference ♪

♪ Merry Christmas, you all ♪

[scat singing]

[music slows down]

["Stoiles De Paris" starts playing]

-[woman] Well girls, this is it for now. -[laughing]

Here we go, girls, here we go. Let's get dressed.

[girl] Uh huh, yes.

[gasps]

STARS OF PARIS

♪ We are The girls from the crazy ♪

♪ We sing, we dance kinda funky ♪

♪ You might think We're someone naughty ♪

♪ But please ♪

♪ Oh don't you get the wrong idea ♪

♪ Our men with plenty of money ♪

♪ Diamonds and rubies are yummy ♪

♪ If you would like to be happy ♪

♪ In Paris, come to The Crazy Horse Saloon ♪

[gasps]

♪ We are the girls from the Crazy ♪

♪ We sing, we dance kinda funky ♪

♪ You might think we're someone naughty ♪

♪ But please oh don't you Get the wrong idea ♪

♪ Our men with plenty of money ♪

♪ Diamonds and rubies are yummy ♪

♪ If you would like to be happy ♪

♪ In Paris Come to The Crazy Horse Saloon ♪

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

-[music stops] -[applauding and cheering]

[jazz music]

IN HOMAGE TO FEMININITY

♪ You turn me on You turn me on ♪

♪ You take one look into My eyes and I am gone ♪

♪ I can't conceal the way I feel ♪

♪ How can I fight when right along You turn me on ♪

♪ You turn me on, you turn me on ♪

♪ I can feel the beating Of my heart just like a gong ♪

♪ Just like a drum Pa rum pum pum ♪

♪ I want to come into your arms You turn me on ♪

♪ When a man like you is in control ♪

♪ I can feel the magic in my soul ♪

♪ Ooh and an all American Yankee doodle hello to you ♪

♪ I'm looking for a daddy who wears A lot of my favorite color, green ♪

♪ No, his not ivory, silly That's the color of money ♪

♪ Oh, and he must have a good address Like Wall Street ♪

♪ I don't care if he's a Little bit heavy ♪

♪ Just as long as all the weight Is in his wallet ♪

♪ After all sex is fun But it doesn't pay the rent ♪

♪ Well, not all the time ♪

[song continues in Italian]

[song continues in German]