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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,555 --> 00:00:08,424 Sold? 2 00:00:10,025 --> 00:00:13,227 Someone bought that abandoned lot. 3 00:00:13,228 --> 00:00:15,096 Who would want that old dump? 4 00:00:15,097 --> 00:00:16,964 Maybe somebody's starting a new business here. 5 00:00:16,965 --> 00:00:18,566 What kinda dime-store dingleberry 6 00:00:18,567 --> 00:00:22,036 would start a new business in a town of 460 people? 7 00:00:22,037 --> 00:00:23,371 Present Lacey excluded. 8 00:00:23,372 --> 00:00:26,040 I heard that a wing joint opened up in a small town, 9 00:00:26,041 --> 00:00:27,375 and two months later, 10 00:00:27,376 --> 00:00:30,311 it became a clubhouse for a motorcycle gang. 11 00:00:30,312 --> 00:00:31,913 That sounds cool. 12 00:00:31,914 --> 00:00:33,781 A motorcycle gang sounds cool? 13 00:00:33,782 --> 00:00:35,383 No, wings and a clubhouse. 14 00:00:35,384 --> 00:00:38,052 Or, ooh, wings in a clubhouse. 15 00:00:38,053 --> 00:00:39,120 Phil, we need to talk. 16 00:00:39,121 --> 00:00:40,188 Bikers? 17 00:00:40,189 --> 00:00:41,789 That's a scary thought. 18 00:00:41,790 --> 00:00:43,658 The last thing we need is more crime. 19 00:00:43,659 --> 00:00:46,327 Yeah, 'cause then we'd have some crime. 20 00:00:46,328 --> 00:00:47,395 I don't like this. 21 00:00:47,396 --> 00:00:49,797 A wing joint for a motorcycle gang... 22 00:00:49,798 --> 00:00:50,865 what's next? 23 00:00:50,866 --> 00:00:51,933 Tattoo parlour! 24 00:00:51,934 --> 00:00:53,000 Fingers crossed. 25 00:00:53,001 --> 00:00:53,802 A chain store. 26 00:00:53,803 --> 00:00:56,471 Oh yeah, bikers love to fight with chains. 27 00:00:56,472 --> 00:00:58,339 He means a big box store. 28 00:00:58,340 --> 00:01:00,208 How do you fight with big boxes? 29 00:01:00,209 --> 00:01:02,076 Oh, you mean boxing. 30 00:01:02,077 --> 00:01:03,411 Ugh! I'm out. 31 00:01:03,412 --> 00:01:05,279 Why are you all panicking? 32 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,415 Have you ever considered the possibility that... 33 00:01:07,416 --> 00:01:08,749 Oh, here we go. 34 00:01:08,750 --> 00:01:11,152 He reads Real Estate for Jackasses once, 35 00:01:11,153 --> 00:01:13,554 and now he knows everything. 36 00:01:13,555 --> 00:01:14,622 My apologies. 37 00:01:14,623 --> 00:01:18,092 Please continue getting upset about this phantom biker gang. 38 00:01:18,093 --> 00:01:19,961 Whoa, the bikers are phantoms? 39 00:01:19,962 --> 00:01:22,096 That's a whole other problem. 40 00:01:22,097 --> 00:01:25,833 ♪ You think there's not a lot goin' on ♪ 41 00:01:25,834 --> 00:01:27,168 ♪ Look closer, baby 42 00:01:27,169 --> 00:01:29,037 ♪ You're so wrong 43 00:01:33,852 --> 00:01:35,186 Still nothing? 44 00:01:35,187 --> 00:01:35,988 Nada. 45 00:01:35,988 --> 00:01:36,788 Zilch. 46 00:01:36,789 --> 00:01:38,656 It just doesn't make sense. 47 00:01:38,657 --> 00:01:40,791 Where are all the men? 48 00:01:40,792 --> 00:01:42,393 Uh, yoo-hoo. 49 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:45,596 There should be a tidal wave of dongs in my inbox. 50 00:01:45,597 --> 00:01:46,931 Excuse me? 51 00:01:46,932 --> 00:01:47,733 Ding dongs. 52 00:01:47,734 --> 00:01:50,134 We signed up for a dating app called Ringer. 53 00:01:50,135 --> 00:01:53,070 It has this flirting tool where people can ring your bell. 54 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:54,405 A ding is like a wink, 55 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:56,007 where a dong is like a wolf whistle... 56 00:01:56,008 --> 00:01:57,875 Mm, maybe a fireman 57 00:01:57,876 --> 00:01:59,210 who just spilled something on his shirt 58 00:01:59,211 --> 00:02:01,879 and has to take it off and rub his... 59 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:04,282 Or, you know, something like that. 60 00:02:04,283 --> 00:02:06,150 Oh, someone needs a date. 61 00:02:06,151 --> 00:02:07,752 Why don't we have any messages? 62 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:09,086 We all put up nice photos. 63 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,688 It should be raining dongs. 64 00:02:10,689 --> 00:02:12,023 Cats and dongs. 65 00:02:12,024 --> 00:02:14,425 Should I be here for this? 66 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:15,760 We've got to stop that lot 67 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:18,162 from becoming a festering crime hole. 68 00:02:18,163 --> 00:02:20,031 And now festering holes. 69 00:02:20,032 --> 00:02:21,098 You've all changed. 70 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:24,035 We were up late binging Sons of Anarchy. 71 00:02:24,036 --> 00:02:27,505 We can't let some outsiders roll in here and ruin things. 72 00:02:27,506 --> 00:02:30,975 Yeah, I don't want somebody changing that lot. 73 00:02:30,976 --> 00:02:32,844 It was the site of my first kiss. 74 00:02:37,382 --> 00:02:40,051 Seen a lot of kisses since then, 75 00:02:40,052 --> 00:02:41,652 but you never forget your first. 76 00:02:41,653 --> 00:02:44,588 So you're only worried about biker gangs now? 77 00:02:44,589 --> 00:02:46,190 Not big retailers? 78 00:02:46,191 --> 00:02:48,326 Big retailers are just as bad. 79 00:02:48,327 --> 00:02:50,461 Our taxes could go through the roof. 80 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:54,198 That doesn't concern Scrooge McMoneybags here. 81 00:02:54,199 --> 00:02:56,334 He doesn't care if his taxes go up 82 00:02:56,335 --> 00:02:58,469 or if his family gets kidnapped by... 83 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:02,206 Marvin Muscles and his Motorcyclin' Marauders. 84 00:03:02,207 --> 00:03:03,541 Who's Marvin? 85 00:03:03,542 --> 00:03:05,944 Was he a second cousin of anarchy? 86 00:03:09,681 --> 00:03:11,015 Anything yet? 87 00:03:11,016 --> 00:03:12,083 Nothing. 88 00:03:12,084 --> 00:03:13,951 I was thinking that maybe the app was offline, 89 00:03:13,952 --> 00:03:16,087 but it seems to be working. 90 00:03:16,088 --> 00:03:16,888 For other people. 91 00:03:16,889 --> 00:03:17,955 What gives? 92 00:03:17,956 --> 00:03:19,023 My friend's on this, 93 00:03:19,024 --> 00:03:21,692 and she said she's buried in pics and messages... 94 00:03:21,693 --> 00:03:24,895 and she's got a mustache like Wyatt Earp. 95 00:03:24,896 --> 00:03:26,764 Still waiting for ding dongs? 96 00:03:26,765 --> 00:03:28,899 Why don't you just dong some dings yourselves? 97 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:30,768 We can't do that. 98 00:03:30,769 --> 00:03:33,971 If I message the guy first, he'll think I'm desperate. 99 00:03:33,972 --> 00:03:36,107 But guys who message you first are... 100 00:03:36,108 --> 00:03:37,708 Confident go-getters. 101 00:03:37,709 --> 00:03:38,776 I don't make the rules. 102 00:03:38,777 --> 00:03:39,844 That's stupid. 103 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:40,911 Men are lazy. 104 00:03:40,912 --> 00:03:42,246 If you send the first message, 105 00:03:42,247 --> 00:03:44,115 you're just eliminating a step. 106 00:03:44,116 --> 00:03:45,449 Go for it. 107 00:03:45,450 --> 00:03:47,318 I guess we could at least look. 108 00:03:47,319 --> 00:03:49,720 See who we're waiting on. 109 00:03:49,721 --> 00:03:51,055 Hipster... 110 00:03:51,056 --> 00:03:52,123 metal head... 111 00:03:52,124 --> 00:03:52,924 Brony... 112 00:03:52,925 --> 00:03:55,059 Ooh, nice french braid. 113 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:56,127 No way! 114 00:03:56,128 --> 00:03:57,194 Guess who's on here? 115 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:59,063 Davis? 116 00:03:59,064 --> 00:04:01,732 Wow, nice photo. 117 00:04:01,733 --> 00:04:04,135 Let's send him a gag message. 118 00:04:05,737 --> 00:04:07,605 Hmm. It won't send. 119 00:04:07,606 --> 00:04:08,407 What? 120 00:04:08,408 --> 00:04:10,542 His inbox is full?! 121 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:16,947 Fitzy! 122 00:04:16,948 --> 00:04:17,482 We need you. 123 00:04:17,482 --> 00:04:18,283 Can you come back later? 124 00:04:18,284 --> 00:04:20,951 I'm in the middle of a leadership seminar. 125 00:04:20,952 --> 00:04:21,728 Seminar? 126 00:04:21,753 --> 00:04:23,888 I thought we were just watching movies. 127 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:26,023 You're suggesting Harry James Potter 128 00:04:26,024 --> 00:04:27,091 wasn't a leader? 129 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:28,959 I think Hermione has a stronger influence 130 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,028 on the group. 131 00:04:30,052 --> 00:04:32,672 We want to know who bought that vacant lot 132 00:04:32,697 --> 00:04:33,231 Dunno. 133 00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:34,565 Isn't that the sort of thing 134 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:36,434 you're supposed to know as mayor? 135 00:04:36,435 --> 00:04:37,501 If you're going to get on me 136 00:04:37,502 --> 00:04:39,370 about all the stuff I don't know, 137 00:04:39,371 --> 00:04:40,704 we'll be here all day. 138 00:04:40,705 --> 00:04:43,909 Well, at least tell us what the lot is zoned for. 139 00:04:46,845 --> 00:04:48,712 Ah yes, the vacant lot. 140 00:04:48,713 --> 00:04:50,314 Zoned AG. 141 00:04:50,315 --> 00:04:51,649 What's AG? 142 00:04:51,650 --> 00:04:52,983 Agriculture? 143 00:04:52,984 --> 00:04:54,585 Oh, weed farm. 144 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:56,454 We don't want people selling weed! 145 00:04:56,455 --> 00:04:58,856 Although it's good for guacamole. 146 00:04:58,857 --> 00:05:00,724 Do you mean glaucoma? 147 00:05:00,725 --> 00:05:02,059 It's good for both. 148 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:03,928 AG is "anything goes." 149 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:06,597 Why is there an "anything goes" zone? 150 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,466 Sounds kinda sexy, if you ask me. 151 00:05:08,467 --> 00:05:12,470 You should change that zoning to WNTP. 152 00:05:12,471 --> 00:05:14,338 "We need to approve." 153 00:05:14,339 --> 00:05:17,541 You think "approve" starts with a P? 154 00:05:17,542 --> 00:05:19,143 You're almost stupid enough 155 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:20,478 to be mayor. 156 00:05:20,479 --> 00:05:22,079 I have seen all the Harry Potter movies. 157 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,414 No spoilers! 158 00:05:23,415 --> 00:05:25,816 Well, I guess we have no choice. 159 00:05:25,817 --> 00:05:29,286 Time to start our own biker gang to defend our turf. 160 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:31,155 Or we start our own big box store. 161 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:33,824 I mean, either way, we'll be wearing cool vests. 162 00:05:33,825 --> 00:05:35,159 Option C... 163 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,294 we phone the realtor. 164 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:40,764 Rouleau Realty. 165 00:05:40,765 --> 00:05:43,701 How can we make your dreams a realty? 166 00:05:43,702 --> 00:05:46,637 You could start by working on that slogan. 167 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:50,374 I'll get right on that as soon as you buy a house. 168 00:05:50,375 --> 00:05:53,310 Well, I'm actually just calling with a question. 169 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:55,446 Could you tell me who recently purchased 170 00:05:55,447 --> 00:05:57,047 the empty lot in Dog River? 171 00:05:57,048 --> 00:05:58,115 Which lot? 172 00:05:58,116 --> 00:06:00,251 The only one in Dog River 173 00:06:00,252 --> 00:06:02,386 with your toothy mug on the sign. 174 00:06:02,387 --> 00:06:06,390 So, just to be clear, you want my help? 175 00:06:06,391 --> 00:06:09,593 Well, first, I'm not at liberty to say. 176 00:06:09,594 --> 00:06:13,063 And second, even if I was, I wouldn't tell you. 177 00:06:13,064 --> 00:06:14,131 You've been a little snippy. 178 00:06:14,132 --> 00:06:14,933 Good day. 179 00:06:14,934 --> 00:06:16,800 Oh... 180 00:06:16,801 --> 00:06:18,402 Did she say snippy? 181 00:06:18,403 --> 00:06:20,004 Could be a barbershop. 182 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:22,140 Or a vasectomy clinic. 183 00:06:25,877 --> 00:06:27,211 There he is! 184 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:28,546 Heya, partner. 185 00:06:28,547 --> 00:06:30,147 What's up, guys? 186 00:06:30,148 --> 00:06:32,283 Nothing, nothing at all. 187 00:06:32,284 --> 00:06:33,617 Just came here for a drink. 188 00:06:33,618 --> 00:06:36,287 Oh, and I think I'll check my Ringer profile. 189 00:06:36,288 --> 00:06:37,354 You're on Ringer? 190 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:38,689 Isn't it the best? 191 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,558 Are you guys swamped with messages? 192 00:06:40,559 --> 00:06:42,159 Not swamped... 193 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,494 exactly. 194 00:06:43,495 --> 00:06:45,362 I've been getting constant messages 195 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:46,964 since I joined. 196 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:50,434 She's stunning. 197 00:06:50,435 --> 00:06:51,769 You're not even going to read it? 198 00:06:51,770 --> 00:06:54,171 Wouldn't be fair to let her cut in line. 199 00:06:54,172 --> 00:06:56,840 There's fifty in front of her. 200 00:06:56,841 --> 00:06:57,909 Fifty? 201 00:07:02,886 --> 00:07:03,687 Babe... 202 00:07:03,688 --> 00:07:06,355 babe... babe... 203 00:07:06,356 --> 00:07:07,957 It's like a babe faucet. 204 00:07:07,958 --> 00:07:09,826 And it only runs hot. 205 00:07:09,827 --> 00:07:11,694 Why aren't you dating her? 206 00:07:11,695 --> 00:07:13,563 It says here she's a bikini model 207 00:07:13,564 --> 00:07:15,164 slash hedge fund manager. 208 00:07:15,165 --> 00:07:16,499 Hedges are boring. 209 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:18,901 Plus she likes long walks on the beach. 210 00:07:18,902 --> 00:07:20,770 I hate getting sand in my shoes. 211 00:07:20,771 --> 00:07:22,371 This one used to work at the UN 212 00:07:22,372 --> 00:07:23,973 and loves craft beer. 213 00:07:23,974 --> 00:07:26,909 Sounds like an unemployed drunk. 214 00:07:26,910 --> 00:07:27,977 Have you dated any of these 215 00:07:27,978 --> 00:07:29,846 disgusting pillars of perfection? 216 00:07:29,847 --> 00:07:31,714 Haven't even read their messages. 217 00:07:31,715 --> 00:07:34,383 Guess I should start. 218 00:07:34,384 --> 00:07:35,985 Work, work, work. 219 00:07:35,986 --> 00:07:37,854 How does he have so many options 220 00:07:37,855 --> 00:07:39,722 and we still have none? 221 00:07:39,723 --> 00:07:40,524 You three here 222 00:07:40,525 --> 00:07:42,391 about the meeting for the empty lot? 223 00:07:42,392 --> 00:07:44,794 It's not like we have anything else going on. 224 00:07:44,795 --> 00:07:46,662 Thanks for coming, everyone. 225 00:07:46,663 --> 00:07:50,132 It's good to know our concerns about the lot are shared. 226 00:07:50,133 --> 00:07:53,603 Our biggest fear is not knowing who purchased the empty lot 227 00:07:53,604 --> 00:07:54,937 and what their plans are. 228 00:07:54,938 --> 00:07:57,607 One possibility you haven't considered 229 00:07:57,608 --> 00:07:59,742 is a nudist sex cult. 230 00:08:01,078 --> 00:08:02,678 How nudist are we talking? 231 00:08:02,679 --> 00:08:04,013 Like, just vests? 232 00:08:04,014 --> 00:08:05,348 Vests? Why would... 233 00:08:05,349 --> 00:08:06,949 Enough talk. 234 00:08:06,950 --> 00:08:08,017 We need action! 235 00:08:08,018 --> 00:08:09,352 Time to protest! 236 00:08:09,353 --> 00:08:10,419 Who's with us? 237 00:08:10,420 --> 00:08:11,754 Protest! Woohoo! 238 00:08:11,755 --> 00:08:14,690 We're going to show whoever bought that lot 239 00:08:14,691 --> 00:08:17,627 that we care a lot about our town 240 00:08:17,628 --> 00:08:19,762 and a lot less about their... 241 00:08:19,763 --> 00:08:21,631 lot. 242 00:08:21,632 --> 00:08:23,766 Huh. Slogans are hard. 243 00:08:23,767 --> 00:08:26,436 My apologies to that realtor. 244 00:08:28,305 --> 00:08:31,774 Sorry I'm not drunk, but I had to drive here. 245 00:08:31,775 --> 00:08:32,842 Why would you get drunk? 246 00:08:32,843 --> 00:08:35,511 I was researching how to protest, 247 00:08:35,512 --> 00:08:36,288 and it said to make sure 248 00:08:36,313 --> 00:08:38,714 you have enough Molotov cocktails. 249 00:08:38,715 --> 00:08:39,782 What's in that? 250 00:08:39,783 --> 00:08:40,850 Is that like a Moscow Mule? 251 00:08:40,851 --> 00:08:42,985 Sort of, but hotter. 252 00:08:42,986 --> 00:08:44,320 We're not getting drunk. 253 00:08:44,321 --> 00:08:48,591 All we need are signs, some chanting, 254 00:08:48,592 --> 00:08:50,459 a traffic blockade... 255 00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:52,061 All the classics. 256 00:08:52,062 --> 00:08:53,663 What do we want? 257 00:08:53,664 --> 00:08:54,730 A lot! 258 00:08:54,731 --> 00:08:55,798 How do we want it? 259 00:08:55,799 --> 00:08:57,400 With nothing on it! 260 00:08:57,401 --> 00:09:00,603 Hank, put that down. 261 00:09:01,406 --> 00:09:02,738 Maybe blocking traffic 262 00:09:02,739 --> 00:09:04,874 works better in a bigger town... 263 00:09:04,875 --> 00:09:06,742 like one with traffic. 264 00:09:06,743 --> 00:09:08,878 Here comes traffic. 265 00:09:08,879 --> 00:09:11,281 Everyone, hold the line! 266 00:09:12,616 --> 00:09:14,751 Never surrender! 267 00:09:19,556 --> 00:09:20,556 Mornin'. 268 00:09:23,026 --> 00:09:24,627 Well, well, well. 269 00:09:24,628 --> 00:09:28,097 If it isn't Judy Justice here to shut us down. 270 00:09:28,098 --> 00:09:29,699 I just heard your voices out my window 271 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:32,101 and thought I'd come and say hi. 272 00:09:32,102 --> 00:09:33,169 What's this all about? 273 00:09:33,170 --> 00:09:35,838 We're protesting whoever bought the lot. 274 00:09:35,839 --> 00:09:37,173 What's it going to be? 275 00:09:37,174 --> 00:09:38,774 I was hoping for a burrito bar. 276 00:09:38,775 --> 00:09:40,910 Could be, who the hell knows? 277 00:09:40,911 --> 00:09:43,045 You're protesting even though you don't know? 278 00:09:43,046 --> 00:09:44,113 Could be something great. 279 00:09:44,114 --> 00:09:47,316 Could also be a private security firm. 280 00:09:47,317 --> 00:09:48,918 Put you guys out of business. 281 00:09:48,919 --> 00:09:49,986 What? 282 00:09:49,987 --> 00:09:50,987 I don't want that! 283 00:09:51,855 --> 00:09:53,990 Sorry, it's this dating app I'm on. 284 00:09:53,991 --> 00:09:55,324 Women keep messaging me. 285 00:09:55,325 --> 00:09:59,061 Hey, how about you go talk to the realtor for us? 286 00:09:59,062 --> 00:10:00,930 You know, flirt a little. 287 00:10:00,931 --> 00:10:01,998 Yeah! 288 00:10:01,999 --> 00:10:03,866 Lay on the charm. 289 00:10:03,867 --> 00:10:05,735 Then ask who bought the lot. 290 00:10:05,736 --> 00:10:07,603 And what they're doing with it. 291 00:10:07,604 --> 00:10:09,739 Or how nude they plan on being. 292 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:11,340 Um, okay. 293 00:10:11,341 --> 00:10:12,675 I'll do my best. 294 00:10:12,676 --> 00:10:14,810 This protest is a bust. 295 00:10:14,811 --> 00:10:15,878 No one's noticing. 296 00:10:15,879 --> 00:10:18,280 That's about to change. 297 00:10:18,281 --> 00:10:20,149 There's Nick from The Howler. 298 00:10:20,150 --> 00:10:21,751 Hey, the press is here! 299 00:10:21,752 --> 00:10:23,620 We're gonna make front page! 300 00:10:30,027 --> 00:10:31,093 What are you looking at? 301 00:10:31,094 --> 00:10:32,962 Davis's Ringer profile. 302 00:10:32,963 --> 00:10:33,764 For tips. 303 00:10:33,765 --> 00:10:37,233 Woof! Women do love a guy in uniform. 304 00:10:37,234 --> 00:10:40,970 Wow. He looks so deep and mysterious, 305 00:10:40,971 --> 00:10:42,571 like he's really pondering 306 00:10:42,572 --> 00:10:44,974 the complexity of life's big questions. 307 00:10:44,975 --> 00:10:46,308 I took that one. 308 00:10:46,309 --> 00:10:48,978 He's squinting at the specials board. 309 00:10:48,979 --> 00:10:50,579 And that's my mom's dog. 310 00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:52,982 All these photos are misleading. 311 00:10:52,983 --> 00:10:54,583 Not misleading. 312 00:10:54,584 --> 00:10:55,118 Flattering. 313 00:10:55,119 --> 00:10:57,253 The uniform, the puppy... 314 00:10:57,254 --> 00:11:00,723 it's a version of Davis that hints at potential. 315 00:11:00,724 --> 00:11:02,324 I don't know. 316 00:11:02,325 --> 00:11:04,193 I think this app is just stupid. 317 00:11:04,194 --> 00:11:06,328 Even I'm not getting anything. 318 00:11:06,329 --> 00:11:08,998 What do you mean, "even I'm not getting anything"? 319 00:11:08,999 --> 00:11:10,599 You think you're so much hotter than us? 320 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:15,137 I meant I'm also in uniform, so that can't be the reason... 321 00:11:15,138 --> 00:11:18,874 but you gotta admit, I keep it tight. 322 00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:21,811 Are you implying that I don't keep it tight? 323 00:11:21,812 --> 00:11:22,612 What am I? 324 00:11:22,613 --> 00:11:24,213 Loose liver over here? 325 00:11:24,214 --> 00:11:26,348 That's not what I meant... 326 00:11:26,349 --> 00:11:28,484 but I obviously have a toned body. 327 00:11:28,485 --> 00:11:31,420 I just don't show it off on my profile. 328 00:11:31,421 --> 00:11:32,488 Trust me, if I did, 329 00:11:32,489 --> 00:11:34,623 my phone would be dinging off the hook. 330 00:11:34,624 --> 00:11:35,425 Please. 331 00:11:35,426 --> 00:11:37,293 If I dolled it up and laid it down, 332 00:11:37,294 --> 00:11:39,428 my profile would melt eyeballs. 333 00:11:39,429 --> 00:11:41,831 I just didn't want to give anyone a heart attack. 334 00:11:41,832 --> 00:11:44,233 You think I couldn't short-shorts my way 335 00:11:44,234 --> 00:11:45,568 into some action? 336 00:11:45,569 --> 00:11:46,902 Show up for the sugar, 337 00:11:46,903 --> 00:11:48,504 stick around for the brains. 338 00:11:48,505 --> 00:11:52,241 Well, if we're all done here, 339 00:11:52,242 --> 00:11:54,376 I have to go water my... 340 00:11:54,377 --> 00:11:55,712 laundry. 341 00:11:56,780 --> 00:11:59,715 I too have unrelated work chores. 342 00:11:59,716 --> 00:12:02,385 I ditto that... also. 343 00:12:06,389 --> 00:12:07,456 Am I in trouble? 344 00:12:07,457 --> 00:12:08,791 Absolutely. 345 00:12:08,792 --> 00:12:10,126 I already told the detective 346 00:12:10,127 --> 00:12:11,994 where I was the night of the murder. 347 00:12:11,995 --> 00:12:13,863 My alibi is rock solid. 348 00:12:13,864 --> 00:12:14,664 Murder? 349 00:12:14,665 --> 00:12:16,799 No, no, sorry. 350 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,134 That's not what this is about. 351 00:12:18,135 --> 00:12:21,070 This is about you and I getting down to business. 352 00:12:21,071 --> 00:12:23,472 Oh, you're a stripper. 353 00:12:23,473 --> 00:12:24,807 It's not my birthday... 354 00:12:24,808 --> 00:12:27,743 Oh well, hit the music. 355 00:12:27,744 --> 00:12:29,078 I'm not being clear. 356 00:12:29,079 --> 00:12:31,213 I'm just here about a property. 357 00:12:31,214 --> 00:12:33,883 Well, good. 358 00:12:33,884 --> 00:12:35,217 What are you looking for? 359 00:12:35,218 --> 00:12:36,019 Rancher? 360 00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:37,620 Coach house? Split level? 361 00:12:37,621 --> 00:12:38,421 Huh? 362 00:12:38,422 --> 00:12:40,824 Split-level rancher-style coach house? 363 00:12:42,159 --> 00:12:42,959 Yes? 364 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,094 Any messages yet? 365 00:12:45,095 --> 00:12:46,695 None of your beeswax. 366 00:12:46,696 --> 00:12:48,831 Let's make it my beeswax. Yoink! 367 00:12:48,832 --> 00:12:51,500 Ha! No messages. 368 00:12:51,501 --> 00:12:55,504 Oh, my god, nice tan filter, Pumpkin Spice. 369 00:12:55,505 --> 00:12:57,907 Uh, what are you doing to that poor donut? 370 00:12:57,908 --> 00:13:00,843 Did you make Josh take this? 371 00:13:00,844 --> 00:13:02,178 It was weird! 372 00:13:02,179 --> 00:13:05,114 You're one to talk, Wanda. 373 00:13:05,115 --> 00:13:07,516 Did you photoshop your legs? 374 00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:10,986 It's like you're auditioning for a ZZ Top video. 375 00:13:10,987 --> 00:13:13,389 How dare you?! 376 00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:14,990 Nice eyelashes, Baywatch. 377 00:13:14,991 --> 00:13:16,058 Did you mug a butterfly? 378 00:13:16,059 --> 00:13:18,727 Those eyelashes are mine. 379 00:13:18,728 --> 00:13:19,529 I have the receipt. 380 00:13:19,530 --> 00:13:21,664 And they help soften my tight body. 381 00:13:21,665 --> 00:13:24,333 Is your tight body sprawled on the hood 382 00:13:24,334 --> 00:13:26,735 because you got hit by the car? 383 00:13:26,736 --> 00:13:28,871 How's the ring-a-linging going? 384 00:13:28,872 --> 00:13:30,739 Ooh, anyone eating that donut? 385 00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:32,074 Lacey licked it. 386 00:13:32,075 --> 00:13:33,409 It was weird! 387 00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:36,612 Well, if she licked it, she can't really sell it. 388 00:13:36,613 --> 00:13:37,613 Dibs! 389 00:13:43,286 --> 00:13:45,955 So, are we still protesting? 390 00:13:45,956 --> 00:13:47,556 Yeah, but now it's a sit-in. 391 00:13:47,557 --> 00:13:49,425 We can protest sitting down? 392 00:13:49,426 --> 00:13:51,827 Why weren't we doing this the whole time? 393 00:13:51,828 --> 00:13:54,230 How'd it go with the realtor? 394 00:13:54,231 --> 00:13:56,098 I think I might've bought a house. 395 00:13:56,099 --> 00:13:57,166 What about the lot? 396 00:13:57,167 --> 00:13:58,234 Wasn't a lot... 397 00:13:58,235 --> 00:13:59,035 under asking. 398 00:13:59,036 --> 00:14:00,369 You didn't find out about the lot? 399 00:14:00,370 --> 00:14:01,437 No. 400 00:14:01,438 --> 00:14:03,305 That woman is cagey. 401 00:14:03,306 --> 00:14:04,373 She may have murdered somebody. 402 00:14:04,374 --> 00:14:07,042 It's time for drastic measures. 403 00:14:07,043 --> 00:14:08,644 We have to buy back the lot. 404 00:14:08,645 --> 00:14:11,046 If we spread the cost between all of us, 405 00:14:11,047 --> 00:14:12,381 it wouldn't be much. 406 00:14:12,382 --> 00:14:13,449 Who's with me? 407 00:14:13,450 --> 00:14:16,118 We don't even know what we're preventing from being built. 408 00:14:16,119 --> 00:14:19,321 Stop being afraid of not changing. 409 00:14:19,322 --> 00:14:23,058 Have the courage to embrace the status quo. 410 00:14:23,059 --> 00:14:29,465 Status quo! Status quo! 411 00:14:29,466 --> 00:14:31,066 Shouldn't we stand for the chanting? 412 00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:32,936 My leg's asleep. 413 00:14:37,664 --> 00:14:38,731 Hey, Lacey, can I get a refill? 414 00:14:38,732 --> 00:14:41,667 Pot's right there. Knock yourself out. 415 00:14:41,668 --> 00:14:43,002 Why so bummed? 416 00:14:43,003 --> 00:14:44,604 Still no dingles or dongles? 417 00:14:45,672 --> 00:14:46,473 What are you typing? 418 00:14:46,474 --> 00:14:48,875 Just fixing something in my bio. 419 00:14:48,876 --> 00:14:50,476 You don't have a purple heart. 420 00:14:50,477 --> 00:14:51,544 I do too. 421 00:14:51,545 --> 00:14:53,946 Yeah, a purple heart throw pillow. 422 00:14:53,947 --> 00:14:55,014 That I gave you. 423 00:14:55,015 --> 00:14:55,816 So you admit it. 424 00:14:55,817 --> 00:14:57,417 Besides, your profile claims 425 00:14:57,418 --> 00:15:00,620 you're the CEO of The Ruby Cafe Franchise. 426 00:15:00,621 --> 00:15:03,556 This could be the first of many more to come. 427 00:15:03,557 --> 00:15:06,225 That's not a lie. It's a premonition. 428 00:15:06,226 --> 00:15:08,361 This just in. 429 00:15:08,362 --> 00:15:11,030 Says here Wanda can do the splits. 430 00:15:11,031 --> 00:15:11,832 Really? 431 00:15:11,832 --> 00:15:12,633 The splits? 432 00:15:12,634 --> 00:15:15,301 Why don't you demonstrate right now? 433 00:15:15,302 --> 00:15:16,636 I'm not wearing the right pants. 434 00:15:16,637 --> 00:15:19,038 I'll waive The Ruby's no pants policy 435 00:15:19,039 --> 00:15:20,106 just this once. 436 00:15:20,909 --> 00:15:22,241 Ha! Bingo. 437 00:15:22,242 --> 00:15:23,576 A gentleman caller. 438 00:15:23,577 --> 00:15:26,245 Ah, it's just an ad for stretchy pants. 439 00:15:26,246 --> 00:15:28,381 Man, they really do eavesdrop. 440 00:15:28,382 --> 00:15:29,449 Don't tell me you guys 441 00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:32,118 have been exaggerating your profiles. 442 00:15:32,119 --> 00:15:33,719 There's a name for that. 443 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,054 It's crab fishing... 444 00:15:35,055 --> 00:15:35,856 or something like that. 445 00:15:35,857 --> 00:15:37,457 I overheard some younger people. 446 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:40,393 My point is, you don't want to meet up with a guy 447 00:15:40,394 --> 00:15:42,262 and have him expecting... 448 00:15:43,330 --> 00:15:44,131 Crabs? 449 00:15:44,132 --> 00:15:46,532 No. Expecting something less... 450 00:15:46,533 --> 00:15:47,600 accurate. 451 00:15:47,601 --> 00:15:52,138 If I had time to sit in the sun for 3 to 11 hours a day, 452 00:15:52,139 --> 00:15:53,473 I could be this tan... 453 00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:55,608 Or whatever colour this is. 454 00:15:55,609 --> 00:15:56,943 And... 455 00:15:56,944 --> 00:15:58,277 voilà. 456 00:15:58,278 --> 00:16:00,680 I can do the splits. 457 00:16:02,549 --> 00:16:06,018 I never claimed I could get back up. 458 00:16:06,019 --> 00:16:07,888 Can somebody help me up? 459 00:16:10,290 --> 00:16:11,891 Rouleau Realty... 460 00:16:11,892 --> 00:16:13,759 where we don't roll over while makin' deals. 461 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,429 Emma Leroy from Dog River here, 462 00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:18,297 calling again about the lot. 463 00:16:18,298 --> 00:16:19,099 I'd like to make an offer. 464 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,700 But it's not for sale. 465 00:16:20,701 --> 00:16:25,238 Is it for sale if I'm offering six thousand dollars? 466 00:16:25,239 --> 00:16:26,572 Wow. 467 00:16:26,573 --> 00:16:28,708 Let me talk to the owner and call you back. 468 00:16:28,709 --> 00:16:30,576 She's checking. 469 00:16:30,577 --> 00:16:31,911 Uh, speaking of checking, 470 00:16:31,912 --> 00:16:34,046 I'm between bank accounts right now, 471 00:16:34,047 --> 00:16:36,449 and, uh, careers, so... 472 00:16:36,450 --> 00:16:38,851 We get it, you're broke. 473 00:16:38,852 --> 00:16:39,919 So am I. 474 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,054 I can't afford another house. 475 00:16:42,055 --> 00:16:44,724 Talking to women? It's expensive. 476 00:16:44,725 --> 00:16:47,393 This is why I haven't answered anyone on that dating app. 477 00:16:47,394 --> 00:16:48,728 You don't need an app! 478 00:16:48,729 --> 00:16:52,999 Just sally up to the first half-decent woman you see 479 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,134 and say "you'll do." 480 00:16:55,135 --> 00:16:56,736 "Half-decent"? 481 00:16:56,737 --> 00:16:59,138 How would you like half a foot in your... 482 00:17:01,008 --> 00:17:03,142 Hello? 483 00:17:03,143 --> 00:17:04,477 Great! 484 00:17:04,478 --> 00:17:06,345 I'll transfer the funds immediately. 485 00:17:06,346 --> 00:17:08,215 We got a deal! 486 00:17:12,487 --> 00:17:13,553 Karen. 487 00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:14,887 Everything okay? 488 00:17:14,888 --> 00:17:18,357 Oh, are you noticing my eyelashes? 489 00:17:18,358 --> 00:17:20,493 They're attractive. 490 00:17:20,494 --> 00:17:22,361 If you say so. 491 00:17:22,362 --> 00:17:24,497 What can I getcha, Thumper? 492 00:17:24,498 --> 00:17:27,433 Maybe a free drink for brightening up the place? 493 00:17:27,434 --> 00:17:29,836 Did someone say free drink? 494 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:33,574 Uh-oh! 495 00:17:33,575 --> 00:17:35,174 Hey! Loose carpet. 496 00:17:35,175 --> 00:17:36,242 You okay? 497 00:17:36,243 --> 00:17:37,577 Those shoes look... 498 00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:38,644 uh, new. 499 00:17:38,645 --> 00:17:41,314 Wha? These old things? 500 00:17:41,315 --> 00:17:42,915 I wear these all the time. 501 00:17:42,916 --> 00:17:43,916 Love them. 502 00:17:43,984 --> 00:17:46,919 Almost as much as Lacey loves drugstore bronzer. 503 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:50,656 I don't know what you're talking about. 504 00:17:50,657 --> 00:17:53,859 I just spent some time in the sun, 505 00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:55,728 working on the deck today. 506 00:17:55,729 --> 00:17:58,664 This is au naturel. 507 00:17:58,665 --> 00:18:00,266 Whoa. 508 00:18:00,267 --> 00:18:02,668 Am I in the bar from Star Wars? 509 00:18:02,669 --> 00:18:04,270 What's that supposed to mean? 510 00:18:04,271 --> 00:18:06,405 We're just hanging out. 511 00:18:06,406 --> 00:18:07,740 Being ourselves. 512 00:18:07,741 --> 00:18:10,142 Potential versions of ourselves. 513 00:18:10,143 --> 00:18:11,210 All right, then. 514 00:18:11,211 --> 00:18:12,812 Two two-fours of beer, Phil. 515 00:18:12,813 --> 00:18:14,680 The version of Wanda I know 516 00:18:14,681 --> 00:18:17,350 wouldn't mind helping me carry some beer out to my car. 517 00:18:17,351 --> 00:18:18,684 Not a problem. 518 00:18:18,685 --> 00:18:20,554 Aah! I'm down. 519 00:18:21,355 --> 00:18:22,422 You deliver? 520 00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:25,625 Congratulations on your purchase, everyone. 521 00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:26,692 Have a beer. 522 00:18:26,693 --> 00:18:27,760 On me. 523 00:18:27,761 --> 00:18:29,895 That's awfully nice of you. 524 00:18:29,896 --> 00:18:31,230 And out of character. 525 00:18:31,231 --> 00:18:34,433 Well, as it turns out, I also had a great day. 526 00:18:34,434 --> 00:18:36,836 I made two thousand bucks. 527 00:18:36,837 --> 00:18:39,772 You haven't made two thousand bucks in your life. 528 00:18:39,773 --> 00:18:41,907 Actually, I sold some property. 529 00:18:41,908 --> 00:18:43,509 The lot we're standing on. 530 00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:45,111 I'm the one you bought it from. 531 00:18:45,112 --> 00:18:45,912 What? 532 00:18:45,913 --> 00:18:47,246 It was you? 533 00:18:47,247 --> 00:18:48,581 Why didn't you tell us? 534 00:18:48,582 --> 00:18:49,383 I tried to, 535 00:18:49,384 --> 00:18:51,517 but you and Dad jumped all over me. 536 00:18:51,518 --> 00:18:54,720 Yep, I paid three thousand, sold it for five. 537 00:18:54,721 --> 00:18:56,856 But hey, what do I know about real estate? 538 00:18:56,857 --> 00:18:59,525 Why would you buy this worthless dirt pile? 539 00:18:59,526 --> 00:19:01,127 For the same reason you all did. 540 00:19:01,128 --> 00:19:02,728 I didn't want anyone to ruin it. 541 00:19:02,729 --> 00:19:05,131 Plus, I too had my first kiss here. 542 00:19:08,068 --> 00:19:10,469 In fact, I had my first two-pound 543 00:19:10,470 --> 00:19:12,605 family-sized bag of kisses there. 544 00:19:12,606 --> 00:19:14,473 Anyway, everything worked out. 545 00:19:14,474 --> 00:19:16,876 Lot stays the same, and hey, free money. 546 00:19:16,877 --> 00:19:18,477 That's insider trading! 547 00:19:18,478 --> 00:19:20,613 I was outside when I took the call. 548 00:19:20,614 --> 00:19:22,214 Ah, loophole. 549 00:19:22,215 --> 00:19:24,884 Wow, did you get suckered. 550 00:19:24,885 --> 00:19:28,888 We paid the realtor six thousand for the lot. 551 00:19:28,889 --> 00:19:31,290 She ripped you off for a thousand bucks. 552 00:19:31,291 --> 00:19:32,358 What? 553 00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:33,426 Julie? 554 00:19:33,427 --> 00:19:34,760 Is that even legal? 555 00:19:34,761 --> 00:19:37,163 Depends if she was inside or outside. 556 00:19:37,164 --> 00:19:39,031 Still nothing? 557 00:19:39,032 --> 00:19:40,099 Nada. 558 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:42,234 I don't like saying this out loud, 559 00:19:42,235 --> 00:19:44,370 but maybe Brent had a point. 560 00:19:44,371 --> 00:19:45,438 Definitely. 561 00:19:45,439 --> 00:19:46,772 I don't want to meet any guy 562 00:19:46,773 --> 00:19:49,442 who's turned on by this Oompa Loompa orange. 563 00:19:49,443 --> 00:19:51,577 I'm going to swap my profile back. 564 00:19:51,578 --> 00:19:52,912 Me too. 565 00:19:52,913 --> 00:19:53,979 Wait a minute. 566 00:19:53,980 --> 00:19:56,382 There's an "activate" button? 567 00:19:57,185 --> 00:19:59,852 Were we not activated this entire time? 568 00:20:04,926 --> 00:20:06,525 There's so many of them. 569 00:20:06,526 --> 00:20:08,661 Why are all these guys holding fish? 570 00:20:08,662 --> 00:20:10,796 This one's holding an eel. 571 00:20:10,797 --> 00:20:12,398 That's not an eel. 572 00:20:12,399 --> 00:20:13,999 - Ew! - Gross! 573 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,602 No, thank you. 574 00:20:18,936 --> 00:20:20,537 So after all this, 575 00:20:20,538 --> 00:20:22,939 you're going to sell the lot to a developer? 576 00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:24,541 Damn right, buddy boy. 577 00:20:24,542 --> 00:20:27,744 You're not the only real estate typhoon in this family. 578 00:20:27,745 --> 00:20:29,078 Money talks. 579 00:20:29,881 --> 00:20:31,214 Rouleau Realty. 580 00:20:31,215 --> 00:20:32,549 Pun in progress. 581 00:20:32,550 --> 00:20:35,218 It's Emma Leroy again. 582 00:20:35,219 --> 00:20:38,154 We'd like to re-list the lot in Dog River. 583 00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:39,756 Big businesswoman like you 584 00:20:39,757 --> 00:20:42,158 must know some developers you could get on board. 585 00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:46,162 Oh. Sorry. Ha ha! 586 00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:48,031 Word got out about all the protests, 587 00:20:48,032 --> 00:20:50,433 made it unattractive to buyers. 588 00:20:50,434 --> 00:20:53,102 Plus, I've grown to hate you people. 589 00:20:53,103 --> 00:20:54,438 Take care, now. 590 00:20:55,773 --> 00:20:57,106 No luck, eh? 591 00:20:57,107 --> 00:20:58,975 You could try calling a biker gang. 592 00:20:58,976 --> 00:21:00,043 Was that Julie? 593 00:21:00,044 --> 00:21:01,644 Did she mention me? 594 00:21:01,645 --> 00:21:02,712 Is she angry? 595 00:21:06,717 --> 00:21:08,051 ♪ I don't know 596 00:21:08,052 --> 00:21:09,118 ♪ The same things 597 00:21:09,119 --> 00:21:10,721 ♪ You don't know 598 00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:16,059 ♪ I don't know 599 00:21:16,060 --> 00:21:18,462 ♪ I just... don't know 600 00:21:21,398 --> 00:21:23,533 ♪ Ooh... 601 00:21:23,534 --> 00:21:25,134 ♪ It's a great big place 602 00:21:25,135 --> 00:21:27,270 ♪ Ooh... 603 00:21:27,271 --> 00:21:29,139 ♪ Full of nothin' but space 604 00:21:31,275 --> 00:21:33,409 ♪ And it's my happy place 605 00:21:33,410 --> 00:21:34,745 ♪ I don't know ♪ 42166