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Here's your bagel, Brent.
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Awesome.
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Ew, what is this?
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It's double cream cheese,
like you ordered.
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I'm not putting
triple cream cheese on it.
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No, the bagel's raw.
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It's not raw,
it's just not toasted.
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My toaster's not toasting.
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That's kinda the one job
of a toaster.
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Otherwise it's just
a mini funhouse mirror.
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Ooh!
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I look like Owen Wilson
in a wind tunnel.
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Hey, we should fix it.
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It's probably just a wire.
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Don't bother.
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I'm really busy,
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and it's just faster and cheaper
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to order a new one online.
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Yeah, yeah, whatever's fastest,
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'cause this sucks.
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Raw bagel...
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What's next,
ungrilled grilled cheese?
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Fish and cold potato sticks?
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No.
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Don't just throw out
a whole appliance
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and clog the landfills.
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Yeah, let's fix it.
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Simple.
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They don't make 'em
like they used to.
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Look at that milkshake machine.
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It's like 100 years old,
and it's still shakin'.
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Literally.
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It rattles and smokes.
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The smoke does add a whole other
dimension of flavour.
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It's like chilled chicory.
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Chilled chicory,
chill-chill-charoo.
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The point is,
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it still shakes the milk, right?
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Pulls all the boys
into the yard and whatnot?
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This is how
those corporations get ya.
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Making you buy new stuff
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instead of fixing old stuff.
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Yeah!
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You don't want to end up
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living inside
a garbage mountain,
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do you, Lacey?
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Scavenging for food
in piles of rotting trash,
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pledging your fealty
to the rat king?
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What movies are you watching?
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All right, fine.
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We'll try to fix it.
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Great.
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I'm going to go buy a new drill.
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Mine's dirty.
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♪ You think
there's not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, baby
you're so wrong ♪
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What are you looking at?
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That courier wearing
those tiny shorts again?
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I can't stand that guy,
flashing his thigh meat.
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In my day, shorts
went down to your ankles.
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And they were called "pants."
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I'm looking at the lawn.
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I've told you a million times
to mow it.
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And I told you a million times,
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the lawnmower's broken.
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And I told you two million times
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to fix the lawnmower
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before the lawn
gets out of hand.
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I thought you said
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before the lawn goes
up to your hand.
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Still got a way to go.
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You're a tall drink of water.
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I'm going to be
a tall drink of angry
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if you don't fix
the damn lawnmower.
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Today.
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That grass is practically
up to my knees.
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Why are you
so obsessed with knees?
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Is it because of
that delivery guy?
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All I'm saying
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is that a reverse spider-man
could be just as good.
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Reverse spider-man?
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Is that a wrestling move?
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I hope.
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No, switch up the movie.
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Radioactive man bites spider.
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Think about it.
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Mary Jane falls in love
with a literal spider?
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I love you.
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I just don't know
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which one of your eyes
to gaze into.
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All of them.
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All of me.
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All at once.
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Okay, ew.
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But how does it end?
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They're stuck at home
with a thousand babies?
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I dunno, maybe.
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I suck at endings.
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Oh, hey, Davis,
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what do you think makes
a good movie ending?
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Explosions,
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smooching,
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smooching during an explosion,
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and I'd never say no to a dog
finding his way home.
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Why do you ask?
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Because I have
all these movie ideas,
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and one that's almost finished.
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Except I can't
figure out the ending.
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It's a rock'em, sock'em
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space cowboy
superhero adventure.
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Ooh, I love that genre.
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Genres.
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Genrii?
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You know this stuff.
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Can you come over
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and help me
figure out an ending?
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Hey, why don't you want my help?
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I asked you two minutes ago.
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You told me to stuff a duck.
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Oh, yeah, I forgot.
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Carry on.
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Easy...
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Careful...
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Dangerous business.
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You're not helping.
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Help!
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Oh, it's just my phone.
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The Ruby.
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Lacey? Is your toaster running?
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Nice try, Brent.
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Oldest joke in the book.
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"Is my toaster running."
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Yeah, I'll go catch it.
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Hello?
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I'm still jonesing
for that bagel!
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Okay, you're taking forever.
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Let me in there.
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Okay, well, then,
you be careful.
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I was just yanking
your chain before.
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How is anyone gonna get shocked
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when it's unplugged?
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Oh, right.
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Hang on, it's supposed
to be unplugged?
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Okay.
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Let's just try not to die,
shall we?
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Chaka Khan!
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What the hell?
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Sorry, wrong plug.
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If you say you're going
to do something,
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you should do it,
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but you always act like...
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"I said I'd do it.
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I didn't do it yet.
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I'll do it after lunch.
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What's for lunch?
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Cut my crusts off!
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My soup's too hot!
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My water's too wet!"
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Is that some kind of impression?
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It doesn't sound like me at all!
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Wet water?
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Grab your coat!
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We need to get groceries
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or you're not making lunch
for anybody.
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"You're not
making lunch for anybody.
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Grab your coat."
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Wait up.
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I want to get your walk down.
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How long have you had that limp?
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I don't have a limp!
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Whoa!
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I didn't know you were
into model trains.
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I'm not. This is my movie.
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Ooh, is it a train movie?
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That's my sixth favourite genre.
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It's not a train movie.
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I'm a visual person,
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so I-I use toys and landscapes
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to think through the story.
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So there's no script?
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There is.
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It's all up here.
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I-I'll act it out for you.
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Here's the hero, a space cowboy.
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Some jokers call him Maurice.
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You know,
wait-wait-wait-wait-wait.
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Let's start at the beginning.
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Fade In. Exterior.
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Space Woods...
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"Space Woods"?
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Yeah, the movie's
set in the woods.
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I-In space.
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Exterior.
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Space Woods.
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Night.
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Hang on, is it always
nighttime in space?
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Three dollars?
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What's this soup made of?
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The Queen's spit?
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"In my day, soup was a nickel!"
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Why is this place
so full on Friday morning?
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"Yeah, don't
you people have jobs?
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Get back to work,
ya lazy losers."
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Will you stop that?
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Sounds nothing like me.
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Relax.
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It's just a joke.
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Aren't jokes
supposed to be funny?
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Other people will
think it's funny.
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Hey, everyone! Who am I?
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"In my day, shorts were pants,
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couriers were ugly,
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and soup was free!"
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Are you okay, Emma?
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I'm doing an impression.
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See?
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An impression of what,
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a drunk penguin?
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I think it was
the box-of-chocolates guy!
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Forrest...
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Forest Whitaker?
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DeForest Kelley?
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Kelly Ripa?
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It was Oscar!
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Kelly Ripa won an Oscar?
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I don't know about that.
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Totally bombed!
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"Hey, everybody. I'm Emma!
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I think I can do impressions.
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I like knitting
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and wearing pink jackets."
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OMG. That's...
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just.. like her.
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So Emma!
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My goodness.
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Do it again.
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- I knew it!
- We did it!
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Success!
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Ah, I never
should've doubted us.
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We did great.
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It really feels good, you know?
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To be self-sufficient!
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Definitely.
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It's like I can do anything.
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- Woo-hoo-hoo!
- Woo!
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Who wants toast?
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Oh! Hey!
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I know what we should do next.
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We should fix the
milkshake machine.
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Yeah, crack that pig!
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Whoa, whoa,
it's not really broken.
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It just makes a scary sound.
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And a bit of smoke.
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Plus, it's been here since
my Aunt Ruby owned the place.
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Kinda like an heirloom.
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Well, we can't make it worse.
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I mean, come on.
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I have a new drill.
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Exactly.
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Let's take a look under
the hood, little lady.
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Yikes.
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Are you sure it's not
demonic possession?
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'Cause...
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I need different tools for that.
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It's not a demon,
it's an appliance.
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Come on, Lacey.
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Well...
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as long as we're super careful.
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Piece of cake.
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Did someone say "cake"?
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What kind of cake?
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It's not raw, is it?
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Is your cakemaker broken?
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And then,
Maurice, the Space Cowboy,
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rescues Space Pony Boy
out of the moon sand,
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and they join forces.
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Is this a Commander Uranus
action figure?
278
00:08:39,593 --> 00:08:40,904
You don't see a lot of those.
279
00:08:40,928 --> 00:08:41,971
Yeah, that's him.
280
00:08:41,995 --> 00:08:44,107
Uh, but he's playing
the role of Maurice.
281
00:08:44,131 --> 00:08:45,975
Anyway. Space Pony Boy
282
00:08:45,999 --> 00:08:47,577
has amnesia,
and he can't remember
283
00:08:47,601 --> 00:08:48,912
where he left
his battle saddle...
284
00:08:48,936 --> 00:08:51,047
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
285
00:08:51,071 --> 00:08:52,649
Oh, yeah, they're in this, too.
286
00:08:52,673 --> 00:08:53,716
Except in my movie,
287
00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:55,531
they're Beardy,
Hoodie, and Shorty.
288
00:09:00,314 --> 00:09:01,916
Maurice and Space Pony Boy
289
00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:04,343
dodge asteroids
as they charge on.
290
00:09:04,386 --> 00:09:05,721
Riveting. Hey, Hank?
291
00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:08,099
Do you by any chance still
have the original box
292
00:09:08,124 --> 00:09:09,434
Commander Uranus came in?
293
00:09:09,458 --> 00:09:10,769
Where do you think
he sleeps at night?
294
00:09:10,793 --> 00:09:12,370
You have the original box?
295
00:09:12,394 --> 00:09:13,394
Of course.
296
00:09:13,462 --> 00:09:15,841
Except the duvet inside
isn't original.
297
00:09:15,865 --> 00:09:17,442
I made that myself.
298
00:09:17,466 --> 00:09:18,777
Mint condition?
299
00:09:18,801 --> 00:09:20,112
I know he looks great,
300
00:09:20,136 --> 00:09:21,980
but his scars are psychological.
301
00:09:22,004 --> 00:09:24,916
His father died
in a bison stampede on Saturn.
302
00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,518
But-but... that's all backstory.
303
00:09:26,542 --> 00:09:27,076
Anyway.
304
00:09:27,343 --> 00:09:29,454
Maurice picks up
the rest of his crew,
305
00:09:29,478 --> 00:09:31,056
Colonel Crater
and Sergeant Solar,
306
00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:33,725
and they're lured
into the Space Forest,
307
00:09:33,749 --> 00:09:34,793
where...
308
00:09:34,817 --> 00:09:37,462
ZaZa Zebulon has sprung a trap!
309
00:09:37,486 --> 00:09:39,064
Well, there's your problem.
310
00:09:39,088 --> 00:09:40,132
Too many characters.
311
00:09:40,156 --> 00:09:41,466
Blockbuster movies
312
00:09:41,490 --> 00:09:43,335
only star one or two people.
313
00:09:43,359 --> 00:09:45,737
It's never a large
group on a quest.
314
00:09:45,761 --> 00:09:46,539
Really?
315
00:09:46,563 --> 00:09:47,873
I feel like Maurice could go.
316
00:09:47,897 --> 00:09:48,940
Cut Maurice?
317
00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:51,610
No way! He's the heart and soul.
318
00:09:55,104 --> 00:09:56,948
Oh, I tell ya...
319
00:09:56,972 --> 00:09:58,817
I can't even... I...
320
00:09:58,841 --> 00:09:59,885
Hey, Mom.
321
00:09:59,909 --> 00:10:00,952
Why so muttery?
322
00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:02,020
I tried to do an impression
323
00:10:02,044 --> 00:10:03,355
of your father,
324
00:10:03,379 --> 00:10:04,689
and no one got it.
325
00:10:04,713 --> 00:10:06,825
Ooh! I love impressions.
326
00:10:06,849 --> 00:10:08,693
"Yeah. I'll give him
a horse's head
327
00:10:08,717 --> 00:10:10,028
he can't refuse, see?"
328
00:10:10,052 --> 00:10:12,697
"Please, sir,
can I have a martini,
329
00:10:12,721 --> 00:10:14,299
shaken, not stirred?"
330
00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:15,901
Ooh, hang on, that...
That one got away from me.
331
00:10:15,925 --> 00:10:18,036
I'm not sure you ever had it.
332
00:10:18,060 --> 00:10:19,104
Well, let's hear yours.
333
00:10:19,128 --> 00:10:20,172
"Hey, squid brain!
334
00:10:20,196 --> 00:10:22,574
Where'd you learn impressions?
335
00:10:22,598 --> 00:10:23,909
The idiot academy?"
336
00:10:23,933 --> 00:10:26,044
Hmm. The voice is pretty good,
337
00:10:26,068 --> 00:10:28,180
and you certainly have
the cruelty down.
338
00:10:28,204 --> 00:10:29,514
I know.
339
00:10:29,538 --> 00:10:31,383
And no one got it.
340
00:10:31,407 --> 00:10:32,984
Then your father did
an impression of me,
341
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,052
and it was just...
342
00:10:34,076 --> 00:10:35,654
"I'm Emma, and I do this.
343
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:38,056
I'm Emma. I'm wearing that."
344
00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,458
It's not even an impression.
345
00:10:40,482 --> 00:10:42,594
He just said he was me
and said what I do,
346
00:10:42,618 --> 00:10:44,729
and those jerks loved it.
347
00:10:44,753 --> 00:10:46,331
Maybe I'll just
do that about him.
348
00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:49,000
What? No! No way.
Don't dumb it down.
349
00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:52,204
Good impressions are all about
nuance and subtext.
350
00:10:52,228 --> 00:10:54,873
You need to get to the root
of what makes Dad tick.
351
00:10:54,897 --> 00:10:56,208
Shadow his every move.
352
00:10:56,232 --> 00:10:58,076
Crawl inside his head.
353
00:10:58,100 --> 00:11:01,012
I've been with him 24/7/45.
354
00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:03,148
Trust me,
there's nothing in that head.
355
00:11:03,172 --> 00:11:04,216
But I'll do it...
356
00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:07,152
if only to wipe that smug smile
357
00:11:07,176 --> 00:11:10,355
off your stupid father's
snotty face.
358
00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:12,757
Have you guys ever even
thought about divorce?
359
00:11:14,650 --> 00:11:15,961
Oh, ho!
360
00:11:15,985 --> 00:11:18,363
So here's what was
making it smoke.
361
00:11:18,387 --> 00:11:21,299
The motor has melted
butterscotch all over it.
362
00:11:21,323 --> 00:11:23,168
And there's a really
loose coupling here
363
00:11:23,192 --> 00:11:25,036
which would account
for the vibrating.
364
00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:26,638
And I found an earring!
365
00:11:26,662 --> 00:11:27,706
That's a washer.
366
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:28,507
Right.
367
00:11:28,531 --> 00:11:31,443
We are so good at fixing stuff.
368
00:11:31,467 --> 00:11:32,777
So I'll just scrape off
369
00:11:32,801 --> 00:11:34,112
the butterscotch, and then...
370
00:11:34,136 --> 00:11:35,180
I'll tighten the coupling,
371
00:11:35,204 --> 00:11:36,781
and we just have
to put it back together.
372
00:11:36,805 --> 00:11:37,583
Easy-peasy!
373
00:11:37,607 --> 00:11:39,718
Now, where does this part go?
374
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,319
That's something else.
375
00:11:41,343 --> 00:11:43,722
So, after escaping ZaZa,
376
00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:46,925
and climbing to the top
of the Space Iceberg...
377
00:11:46,949 --> 00:11:47,593
"Spaceberg"?
378
00:11:47,618 --> 00:11:49,753
Ooh, nice!
I'll write that down in my head.
379
00:11:49,996 --> 00:11:51,462
Commander Uranus runs afoul
380
00:11:51,487 --> 00:11:53,598
of the Gunman Brothers,
Ron and Mike,
381
00:11:53,622 --> 00:11:57,335
but their weapons are no match
for Maurice's lava lasso.
382
00:11:57,359 --> 00:11:58,403
I like everything so far,
383
00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:01,339
but if you want to sell this
in Hollywood nowadays,
384
00:12:01,363 --> 00:12:03,742
you need strong
female characters.
385
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:05,877
Lose some of these dudes.
386
00:12:05,901 --> 00:12:06,679
Way ahead of you.
387
00:12:06,703 --> 00:12:08,546
I'm going to ask Jodie Foster
to produce,
388
00:12:08,570 --> 00:12:09,614
Kathryn Bigelow to direct,
389
00:12:09,638 --> 00:12:11,216
Mindy Kaling to punch it up,
390
00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,084
plus Emma Thompson
is gonna play ZaZa.
391
00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:16,367
She really impressed me
in Sense and Sensibility.
392
00:12:16,392 --> 00:12:16,926
But...
393
00:12:16,951 --> 00:12:18,156
I'm also giving Emma Thompson
394
00:12:18,180 --> 00:12:20,292
a really steamy love scene
with a Hemsworth.
395
00:12:20,316 --> 00:12:21,626
Which Hemsworth?
396
00:12:21,650 --> 00:12:23,762
Does it matter? "Ladies..."
397
00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:25,096
That's all good,
398
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,965
but there's still
too many dudes.
399
00:12:26,989 --> 00:12:29,634
Geez, you really
got it in for Maurice.
400
00:12:29,658 --> 00:12:32,570
Fine, I'll just change
Ron and Mike Gunman
401
00:12:32,594 --> 00:12:34,172
to Ron and Mike Gunwoman.
402
00:12:34,196 --> 00:12:35,507
That woke enough for ya?
403
00:12:39,268 --> 00:12:41,379
I'll be right with you, Oscar.
404
00:12:41,403 --> 00:12:45,650
I came in here for a muffin,
not to be surrounded by junk!
405
00:12:45,674 --> 00:12:46,185
This isn't junk.
406
00:12:46,209 --> 00:12:48,877
It's a deconstructed heirloom.
407
00:12:52,081 --> 00:12:52,858
What?
408
00:12:52,882 --> 00:12:54,192
Just callin' to remind ya
409
00:12:54,216 --> 00:12:55,794
to put your phone on vibrate.
410
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:58,463
You need to be secretive,
so be very quiet.
411
00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:00,598
Hey! Put me on Facetime.
I want to watch!
412
00:13:00,622 --> 00:13:03,802
That boy really needs a hobby.
413
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:04,603
I got it!
414
00:13:04,627 --> 00:13:05,937
What does that part do?
415
00:13:05,961 --> 00:13:07,539
What does it do?
416
00:13:07,563 --> 00:13:10,742
It pinches down the flat part
by the clippy thing.
417
00:13:10,766 --> 00:13:11,492
Pay attention.
418
00:13:11,567 --> 00:13:13,144
One muffin, maybe a coffee.
419
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:14,746
Is that too much to ask?
420
00:13:14,770 --> 00:13:16,348
The service here stinks.
421
00:13:16,372 --> 00:13:17,949
That's the burnt butterscotch.
422
00:13:17,973 --> 00:13:19,551
Maybe instead of whining,
423
00:13:19,575 --> 00:13:22,220
you could go home
and fix your lawnmower.
424
00:13:22,244 --> 00:13:23,555
How'd you know about that?
425
00:13:23,579 --> 00:13:25,156
I heard Emma complaining.
426
00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:25,958
I think she was doing
427
00:13:25,982 --> 00:13:27,559
an impression of Clint Eastwood.
428
00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:30,228
Look! It's like a baby Slinky.
429
00:13:30,252 --> 00:13:31,030
Whoops!
430
00:13:31,054 --> 00:13:33,164
Ow! Hey! Watch it!
431
00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:35,300
First a lecture, then assault!
432
00:13:35,324 --> 00:13:36,102
Gah!
433
00:13:36,126 --> 00:13:37,435
Cancel my muffin!
434
00:13:37,459 --> 00:13:39,862
I don't have to take this!
435
00:13:41,261 --> 00:13:42,787
But I'll take this.
436
00:13:42,812 --> 00:13:45,176
Let's see how smug you are
437
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,244
without your...
438
00:13:46,268 --> 00:13:48,484
whatever the hell this is.
439
00:13:56,906 --> 00:13:57,989
So? How'd it go?
440
00:13:58,013 --> 00:13:58,843
We got cut off.
441
00:13:58,868 --> 00:14:00,657
I followed him around for hours,
442
00:14:00,682 --> 00:14:02,527
and didn't learn anything new.
443
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:03,595
Well, I've been thinking.
444
00:14:03,619 --> 00:14:06,264
You might want to try costuming.
445
00:14:06,288 --> 00:14:07,928
It can really help you
get into character.
446
00:14:08,690 --> 00:14:11,336
You had me spend hours
following your father,
447
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,204
and all I needed was a hat?
448
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:16,941
Don't shrug, ya doughy moron!
449
00:14:16,965 --> 00:14:18,009
Quit starin' at me
450
00:14:18,033 --> 00:14:20,145
like a slack-jawed hairless hog!
451
00:14:20,169 --> 00:14:21,212
Wow.
452
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,348
That impression is bang-on.
453
00:14:23,372 --> 00:14:25,216
I immediately felt frustrated,
454
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,352
annoyed, and sad, all at once.
455
00:14:27,376 --> 00:14:29,220
You think I'm ready
to show this off?
456
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:30,555
Definitely.
457
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:32,698
Let's go share the misery.
458
00:14:33,337 --> 00:14:34,405
And then,
459
00:14:34,430 --> 00:14:37,761
the goose to Maurice's
father drowns in lava.
460
00:14:37,786 --> 00:14:38,830
The... end.
461
00:14:38,854 --> 00:14:40,698
Huh. Kinda...
462
00:14:40,722 --> 00:14:42,300
underwhelming.
463
00:14:42,324 --> 00:14:44,169
I know! I-it's not working.
464
00:14:44,193 --> 00:14:45,503
I think it's the concept.
465
00:14:45,527 --> 00:14:48,440
Superhero space cowboys
are really overdone.
466
00:14:48,464 --> 00:14:50,308
But the next big trend?
467
00:14:50,332 --> 00:14:51,643
Shape-shifters.
468
00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:54,312
Like maybe you make
Space Pony Boy the hero,
469
00:14:54,336 --> 00:14:55,380
and not Maurice.
470
00:14:55,404 --> 00:14:58,049
The pony shapeshifts
into ZaZa Zebulon,
471
00:14:58,073 --> 00:15:00,185
played by Emma Thompson.
472
00:15:00,209 --> 00:15:01,519
Then you got your shape-shifter,
473
00:15:01,543 --> 00:15:03,388
your strong female character...
474
00:15:03,412 --> 00:15:04,989
it's perfect!
475
00:15:05,013 --> 00:15:05,791
Oh, I like it.
476
00:15:05,815 --> 00:15:07,926
A-and ZaZa Zebulon
could fall in love
477
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:08,993
with Sergeant Solar.
478
00:15:09,017 --> 00:15:10,328
Sergeant Solar?
479
00:15:10,352 --> 00:15:12,197
The intergalactic
police officer?
480
00:15:12,221 --> 00:15:13,531
And Maurice's best friend.
481
00:15:13,555 --> 00:15:15,934
He always does the right thing.
482
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,535
He's honourable, noble...
483
00:15:17,559 --> 00:15:19,938
the one man Maurice can trust,
484
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:23,141
the one man who will
never screw him over.
485
00:15:23,165 --> 00:15:25,009
A rock-solid pillar of...
486
00:15:25,033 --> 00:15:26,878
All right. All right.
487
00:15:26,902 --> 00:15:28,480
I can't do this.
488
00:15:28,504 --> 00:15:30,348
I was trying to get you
to cut Maurice
489
00:15:30,372 --> 00:15:31,416
because I wanted to take
490
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,551
your Commander Uranus
action figure
491
00:15:33,575 --> 00:15:34,353
and sell it.
492
00:15:34,377 --> 00:15:35,420
It's really valuable.
493
00:15:35,444 --> 00:15:36,488
So all this time,
494
00:15:36,512 --> 00:15:38,623
I thought you were
trying to help me,
495
00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:40,492
and you were just trying
to cash in?
496
00:15:40,516 --> 00:15:42,894
Ur-ay-nus is worth
a lot of money.
497
00:15:42,918 --> 00:15:44,229
I mean "Uranus."
498
00:15:44,253 --> 00:15:45,563
That's weird.
499
00:15:45,587 --> 00:15:47,165
You said "Uranus"
every other time.
500
00:15:47,189 --> 00:15:48,500
Why would you
pronounce it like that
501
00:15:48,524 --> 00:15:49,834
this one time?
502
00:15:49,858 --> 00:15:51,937
It was just a mistake.
503
00:15:58,789 --> 00:16:01,037
When did they start
pronouncing it "Uranus"?
504
00:16:01,062 --> 00:16:02,541
'Cause when I was a kid...
505
00:16:02,566 --> 00:16:04,025
It doesn't matter
how you say it,
506
00:16:04,074 --> 00:16:05,611
you were trying to rip me off.
507
00:16:05,666 --> 00:16:06,444
But look!
508
00:16:06,468 --> 00:16:09,112
This one sold for 2,000 bucks.
509
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:09,914
Selling him
510
00:16:09,938 --> 00:16:11,781
could solve a lot
of your cash problems.
511
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:12,873
Why should I trust you?
512
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,785
You could be trying to dupe me
out of my awesome movie idea,
513
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,921
steal my hero,
and take it to Hollywood.
514
00:16:17,945 --> 00:16:19,789
How would I take it
to Hollywood?
515
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:20,857
It's all in your head!
516
00:16:20,881 --> 00:16:22,192
I'd have to take
your whole head.
517
00:16:22,216 --> 00:16:23,260
That's worse!
518
00:16:23,284 --> 00:16:24,594
Listen to yourself!
519
00:16:24,618 --> 00:16:26,463
Your movie's a long shot
at best,
520
00:16:26,487 --> 00:16:28,331
but this is a sure thing.
521
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:31,534
A bird in the hand
is worth two in the bush,
522
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,136
but 2,000 birds...
523
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,005
how do you even hold
that many birds?
524
00:16:35,029 --> 00:16:37,140
Good problem to have,
don't you think?
525
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:39,542
A Hollywood movie
is worth millions.
526
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:40,610
Maybe billions,
527
00:16:40,634 --> 00:16:41,678
once you factor in
merchandising.
528
00:16:41,702 --> 00:16:45,415
You think I should trade in
a billion dollars for 2,000?
529
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,550
Nice math.
530
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,419
Remind me to never
let you do my taxes,
531
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,288
if I ever file my taxes.
532
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,558
Ohh! Now I know
what it must be like
533
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:56,893
to climb a mountain...
534
00:16:56,917 --> 00:16:58,228
A mountain with a lot of pieces.
535
00:16:58,252 --> 00:17:00,897
Oh, boy, when I saw
the square screws,
536
00:17:00,921 --> 00:17:02,766
I almost threw in the towel,
537
00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:04,901
but... I think we did it.
538
00:17:04,925 --> 00:17:06,503
Moment of truth.
539
00:17:08,662 --> 00:17:10,507
Oh, come on!
540
00:17:10,531 --> 00:17:11,574
Why isn't it working?
541
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,443
I don't know.
We used all the pieces.
542
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,778
Gah, I give up.
543
00:17:14,802 --> 00:17:16,112
Take me to the rat king!
544
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,981
We can't give up.
545
00:17:18,005 --> 00:17:20,116
This was my Aunt Ruby's.
546
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,718
It has sentimental value.
547
00:17:21,742 --> 00:17:23,853
It can still be sentimental
548
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:24,921
and not work.
549
00:17:24,945 --> 00:17:26,790
Yeah, you still love
your aunt, right?
550
00:17:26,814 --> 00:17:28,925
She's not making
milkshakes anymore.
551
00:17:28,949 --> 00:17:32,128
That came out harsher
than I wanted it to.
552
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,730
You thought a "dead aunt" joke
553
00:17:33,754 --> 00:17:34,798
wouldn't come out harsh?
554
00:17:34,822 --> 00:17:35,865
You know what?
555
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:38,001
We'll buy you a new one
off Quick Shipper.
556
00:17:38,025 --> 00:17:39,336
It'll be here tomorrow.
557
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:40,137
No way.
558
00:17:40,161 --> 00:17:42,272
We can't let
the corporations win.
559
00:17:42,296 --> 00:17:44,407
Wait, did you say
"Quick Shipper"?
560
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,276
I own stock in that.
561
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:47,877
We're done here.
562
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,081
Think what you could
do if you sold it.
563
00:17:51,105 --> 00:17:52,682
Wouldn't you like
to pay Brent back
564
00:17:52,706 --> 00:17:54,017
some of the money you owe him?
565
00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:56,152
Buy a new radio for your truck?
566
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,822
You could get
two radios. Stereo!
567
00:17:58,846 --> 00:18:00,957
It'd be nice to pay Brent back.
568
00:18:00,981 --> 00:18:02,025
And me.
569
00:18:02,049 --> 00:18:04,427
There's a matter
of my finder's fee.
570
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:05,229
Your what?
571
00:18:05,253 --> 00:18:07,364
You know, the 10 to 30%
you'll pay me
572
00:18:07,388 --> 00:18:08,698
to help you sell this thing.
573
00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:10,567
It'll take some work
to find the right buyer.
574
00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:13,770
You want Commander Uranus
to go to a good home.
575
00:18:14,862 --> 00:18:16,172
Okay.
576
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,041
If it'll help out you and Brent,
577
00:18:18,065 --> 00:18:19,642
and Commander Uranus,
578
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:20,444
I'll do it.
579
00:18:20,468 --> 00:18:21,778
Let's sell.
580
00:18:21,802 --> 00:18:23,380
All right!
581
00:18:23,404 --> 00:18:24,181
You get the box.
582
00:18:24,205 --> 00:18:27,650
I'll take his hat off, and...
583
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:28,985
Is this glued on?
584
00:18:29,009 --> 00:18:30,053
Superglued.
585
00:18:30,077 --> 00:18:30,855
What?
586
00:18:30,879 --> 00:18:31,921
Now it's worthless.
587
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,790
Why would you do that?
588
00:18:33,814 --> 00:18:35,658
His hat kept blowing off.
589
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:36,993
There's no wind in space.
590
00:18:37,017 --> 00:18:39,662
There's space wind!
591
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,798
Look it up.
592
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,268
I can't believe
593
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,937
I let you two near
that milkshake machine.
594
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,073
It's the mechanic's high.
595
00:18:50,097 --> 00:18:51,674
The kiss of cold metal,
596
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:52,742
the grease in my veins...
597
00:18:52,766 --> 00:18:54,611
what a rush!
598
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:55,945
You call that a pour?
599
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:56,747
Half of it's foam.
600
00:18:56,771 --> 00:18:58,882
What are you trying
to pull, you sidewinder?
601
00:18:58,906 --> 00:19:00,750
Uh, sorry, Emma.
602
00:19:00,774 --> 00:19:02,352
I'll pour you another one.
603
00:19:02,376 --> 00:19:03,154
You okay?
604
00:19:03,178 --> 00:19:04,220
You need a coughdrop?
605
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,890
You've been really snarky
all day, Emma.
606
00:19:06,914 --> 00:19:07,957
Everything okay?
607
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,826
Ha! No one gets it.
608
00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:11,694
That's not me.
609
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,296
You're terrible at this.
610
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,898
What's wrong with you people?
611
00:19:14,922 --> 00:19:17,033
I'm Oscar, you jackasses!
612
00:19:17,057 --> 00:19:19,169
I'm wearing a hat, idiots!
613
00:19:19,193 --> 00:19:21,571
I'm cheap and mean
for no reason.
614
00:19:22,930 --> 00:19:25,041
My wife is too good for me.
615
00:19:25,065 --> 00:19:26,109
I'm cranky.
616
00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:27,977
You're all a bunch of jackasses!
617
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,647
OMG! That's totally Oscar!
618
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:32,782
The hell it is!
619
00:19:32,806 --> 00:19:34,117
I'm Oscar!
620
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,854
Great, my mom's a hack.
621
00:19:37,878 --> 00:19:38,922
I thought you weren't gonna
622
00:19:38,946 --> 00:19:40,256
stoop to Dad's level.
623
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,591
You're just saying you're him
624
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:42,659
and what he does.
625
00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:45,061
I'm Brent,
and I've got nerdy glasses,
626
00:19:45,085 --> 00:19:46,396
and I think I know everything.
627
00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:47,464
That's totally him!
628
00:19:47,488 --> 00:19:48,798
That's Brent.
629
00:19:48,822 --> 00:19:50,133
No, I'm Brent.
630
00:19:50,157 --> 00:19:51,468
And I'm leaving.
631
00:19:51,492 --> 00:19:53,336
OMG. Nailed it!
632
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,671
I'm Emma.
633
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:56,272
I wasted a whole day
634
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,874
trying to do a dumb impression
635
00:19:57,898 --> 00:19:59,476
of my husband.
636
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:00,543
I'm Oscar!
637
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:01,345
I stole a part
638
00:20:01,369 --> 00:20:02,946
from Lacey's milkshake machine
639
00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:04,547
so the girls couldn't fix it.
640
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,149
He did what?
641
00:20:06,173 --> 00:20:08,017
I knew something was off.
642
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,352
He stole a part?
643
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,954
I could arrest him for that.
644
00:20:10,978 --> 00:20:13,089
Except I'm off duty,
and I don't really want to.
645
00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:15,225
I'm Emma,
646
00:20:15,249 --> 00:20:17,894
and my husband
is doing prison time
647
00:20:17,918 --> 00:20:19,786
because I'm a snitch.
648
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,101
I'm sorry to burst your bubble
649
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:26,703
about the movie thing...
650
00:20:26,727 --> 00:20:27,505
especially since
651
00:20:27,529 --> 00:20:29,105
you based Sergeant Solar on me.
652
00:20:29,129 --> 00:20:31,508
Oh, he wasn't based on you.
653
00:20:31,532 --> 00:20:32,842
He was based on Karen.
654
00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:34,978
But Sergeant Solar's a sergeant.
655
00:20:35,002 --> 00:20:36,579
Karen's not a sergeant.
656
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:37,647
It's a movie, Davis.
657
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,782
It's made up.
658
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,918
30% of this bill is yours.
659
00:20:41,942 --> 00:20:44,053
Missing piece installed.
660
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,655
Prepare for launch!
661
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:46,990
Solving the climate crisis,
662
00:20:47,014 --> 00:20:48,858
one appliance at a time.
663
00:20:48,882 --> 00:20:50,727
Get ready to celebrate
664
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:52,862
with toast and milkshakes.
665
00:20:59,531 --> 00:21:00,960
Mm.
666
00:21:00,985 --> 00:21:02,320
There's the chicory.
667
00:21:06,912 --> 00:21:08,283
♪ I don't know
668
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:09,910
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪
669
00:21:14,321 --> 00:21:16,189
♪ I don't know
670
00:21:16,214 --> 00:21:18,617
♪ I just... don't know
671
00:21:21,607 --> 00:21:23,475
♪ Ooh...
672
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,102
♪ It's a great big place
673
00:21:25,127 --> 00:21:27,238
♪ Ooh...
674
00:21:27,263 --> 00:21:29,131
♪ Full of nothin' but space
675
00:21:29,156 --> 00:21:30,758
♪ Ooh...
676
00:21:30,783 --> 00:21:32,918
♪ And it's my happy place
677
00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:35,529
♪ I don't know ♪
678
00:21:35,553 --> 00:21:37,553
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