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Next! Get dressed. .. Next!

Get dressed.. Next!

You read the advert? Great...

"Woman wanted now for investigative work"

"Good body. Ready for anything"

That's me

- Perfect - You're hired

Your mission: "Love in Paris"

Here's your contract

Read it and sign here, etc

Talking about love, for a pretty girl,

it'll be like doing a report from Vietnam

- You OK with that? - I have a heart of stone

For love, that's perfect

— I need a few personal details - 23 years old, single

Just one thing...

I've never been a journalist

And I'm a virgin

I'LL drink to that

- When do I start? - Tomorrow

My secretary will give you a few tips

Best you leave by the back door

- You'll be a breath of fresh air — Thanks

Christian, it's going to be each man for himself

She's a real charmer and I'm in there

Uncle, you said each man for himself

- But play fair - Of course

Remember that

"Love in Paris"

So you don't want a study of land reform?

Eroticism, my friend, read my lips...

Tape recorder

Charger

Camera...

A notebook

— A pen - I've got one

Money for expenses

Please sign for them

How do I write, record and photograph at the same time?

That's the boss's order

And here's the complete file as it currently stands

How can I add to such already rich documentation?

You have to give your a||

Even my virginity, so the boss says

Here we go:

"Love Club: Kids, come see us... phone..."

"Love Club"... Ah, I wish I was a journalist

Yes, sir ? The boss wants you

With this survey you might meet the love of your life

No Chance! I'd better see what he wants

I'd like to wish you a|| the best...

and encourage you

If I detect your meaning,

the love club should bring me luck

Just get good pictures and clear recordings

For the text and so on...

You'll be fine

That's it

I'm off before his asthma attack

- Does he kiss good? — Yes, within the safety zone

Goodluck

— You feel OK? - For sure

— If there's anything I can do... - I'LL be sure to tell you

Come and see me. Anytime

- We're friends, right? — Yes

Pray for me

Almost like we planned that

— Ready for battle? - The survey begins...

- What's love mean? — A woman, blonde hair, green eyes

— Let's be serious - What's up?

Let me know at all times how you're getting on

I must always know where you are

— You take your job very seriously - Love's a serious subject

Must be a family tradition

You're not doing so bad for a youngster

I learned it looking through keyholes

She's amazing. I think I have a chance

Really?

It's crazy. We always share everything

It's you or me. Let's toss a coin

Heads I win, tails you lose

She'll decide if it's life or death

No, it's just love you fool

My paper sent me. I called this morning

Right, the ceremony's begun. You can hide in a cupboard

There's a hole you can look through to take notes

But don't forget to leave a cheque to support our good work

Peace and love, sister

Our love songs and sighs of tenderness ascend...

to the creator of the universe

- So, how's your love life? - How's yours?

Here's my notes

You're a writer?

- Can I help you? - Oh yes!

The guy's crazy, he's torn my blouse

He's a student, offered us his thesis on rape

- He hasn't finished it yet - I'm not so sure about that!

- You've done well - I was lucky

The god of love was with you

How's your uncle?

He's out doing his thing

- Love? - Well, in a way, yes

What's that

The next chapter of my report

— Do girls feel the love they inspire? - Not bad

A real professional

Help me with this

I've been hired as a stripper...

At Club Sexy in the Champs-Élysées

Brilliant! You'll be in great shape for the report

By the way, my uncle thinks you don't take enough photos

I'm off to the Balearics next week

Club Méditerranée?

- No - Some old guy

But it's still free sun

The old guy cops a feel and then falls asleep

Better than just sleeping with the first one who asks

This foliage is to cover everything up

But you can show the lot

I've got stage fright

With the lights off you can't see a thing

On stage now!

Can you hear your future readers?

The report will speak for itself

You're reporting on the report

How do you feel about stripping?

It's just something to write about

That's all

This evening, for work, I'm treating you to dinner

Thanks

The flowers are for work too?

So, you accept?

Maybe

What time?

— 8 o'clock at the office - Fine

- You work for a paper? — Yes

Interested in whores? My girlfriend works the streets

She's a great girl, really lovely. Her name's Coco

— Give me her address - On stage now please

Oh shit, they're waiting for us, come on

It's peaceful here. No hassling.

We can talk to each other alone

Two Duvals!

You know Coco?

We work together. She told me about you

No interviews, no pictures

I've not got a camera

You'll have to try it yourself

Work my streets, OK?

It's the only way

But respect the customers and the girls

What if I go wrong?

Use your imagination!

Hotel De |'Esperance, room 3

Street numbers 53 and 59

Room three

Think of me... And drink to my health

Keep to the prices

— How about it? — How much?

- Fifty — No chance

I fucked up

- How much? — 25

No! I don't want any of that

It has to be like this

It has to be my way

Just be nice, OK?

Put this on

I'LL get dressed

Tum round

Come now... gently

Come closer... I'm scared...

Come closer... Faster...

Rape me!

Mummy... Mummy!

Dirty pig! Piece of shit...

That was perfect, as always

She was wonderfully clumsy

A tiP--'

- Hello? — Yes?

Danny gave me your number

Don't hang up

No rest for a call-girl

I'm a|| yours

How much for a night?

- 1000 - That's too much

Give me your address

What floor?

In an hour

Why not? One more chapter

I'm crazy, but it's all part of the journey

Make sure you dose the door

There's another note on the bar

Uncork the champagne and bring it to the bedroom, naked

Fill the glasses. Empty yours and bring me mine

Here's what I want...

Pick up the twigs and...

go for it

So it's you??

- Disappointed? — No...

Surprised you were into that

I'm helping with your article. It's a|| for the magazine

At this rate you'll soon be able to open a library

You were pretty good. You could become an animal tamer

And that champagne'.!

Gone to my head

— Any regrets? — Not yet

The magazine rewards you

For your zealous reporting not your talents as courtesan

You often use call girls?

No, my last report was about sexy spinsters

I didn't dare

Sorry, but I have to go

I've a report to write

Apart from that joke, I quite like you

— Until tomorrow - See you

Height...

Sixty

Bust...

80

— You're cheating - No, they're always like that

You're a big girl

I can sing, write poetry and dance

Very good, I'm done

- You can get dressed now - You're not interested?

Sure I am

To pose... maybe to dance

- So, I'LL work for you? — Yes

— What about this evening? — I have to look after my mother

She's not well

Throws up everywhere... green, yellow, even purple

Will we work together?

Of course... Goodbye

Good old Kentucky...

Yes?

A Kentucky as old as you

A connoisseur

- A new conquest, that kid? - Just work, and you?

Loads of sexy stuff, private confessions, rare documents

Good to see you. Excuse me

Come in!

I've come for the files

- My sister sent me — Twins!

I don't need a carbon copy, see you...

You deal with her. I'LL get Chantal to sort this

- Am I less than my sister? - Let's find out

- I sing and I dance... - Stop!

No...

Undress

Open the front here... You too

Now... you can see that it suits you well

- What do you think? — I'm sorry, I'm busy

- Great quality and price, try them — Do I have to be naked?

It's better if you...

Outside to see me naked. First door on the left

- It's only business... — You'd strip off for a postage stamp

Anything new for the survey?

Yes, I have a tip for you

A bath house exclusively for women

— Give me the details - You like women?

It's for the survey. I'LL get the boss

You looking at me funny

- You don't know his strange tastes - Such as?

- They call him Black Peter! — They don't know him

Hello, can I help?

Please hold...

The director's busy right now

Very good

I like to reward good work. Come here...

Free yourself from the bonds of sexual economics!

Free yourself and join the avant garde!

You will witness a new movement, a new form of music!

Metaformel poetry!

Good day, miss

I believe you are a journalist and interested in poetry

Here's a booklet on the avant garde

You are charming,

I hope we can do much work together

in the field of erotico-mystico-physico-physique

Free yourself from the bonds of sexual economics!

We must rid ourselves of our taboos

— From the economico-sexual taboos — Liberate us!

Welcome, miss. May I take you bag?

Your towel

Hello miss, may I see you membership card?

- I'm here to write a story — Of course

If you need products ask me. Please undress

The pants are mandatory

Enjoy your bath

You are very pretty...

Let me caress you

Relax.. There...

That's cold

Chantal? Yes, it's me

And thanks for your help

I was almost raped by some powerful women

Do you know le Croix de Mie?

Best food in Paris

Expensive? No...

Rue Laplace, near Pantheon

Invite me and I'LL say yes

8 o'clock. See you

- Is Jean-Paul here? - On holiday

It's lovely

You've reserved the best table in the house

What looks good?

— Shall I choose for us? - Please do

- Country ham - Yes

- Can we have beef for two? — Of course

- To drink? - Pomerol '61

It's my first time here

- You'll be back? — Next time I'LL invite you

Looks great

Nectar of the gods

- I love you - Really?

— And to finish? - Chantilly

- We never see you - Journalist friends

— Pleased to meet you — And you

- Any seats free? - Over here

- This is great — The Safary Club

- Was that good? - Yes

Wonderful

What are we toasting?

— To the survey — To love

I'm a bit stoned

You OK?

- May I? - Of course

— You like the club? - It's OK

Cute, eh?

You wouldn't say that if it was your girlfriend

No, don't interfere, that would be an insult

— Dance here is a rite - Yes

Just enjoy the show, OK?

A real journalist

— Her file weighs ten kilos! - Ten kilos, 45

— We'll give her a few more pages - Yes

- For the last chapter... - The clinic of Dr Vilard

I'LL do my best

The Vilard stuff is ready

- Do you want a drink? - An aperitif

- For you? - Martini

We need a strong closing piece

"Love Among the Robots"

— That a|| OK, boss? — Matt prints, 8 by 10, for Chantal

Dr Vilard is conducting trials with clinical cases

He studies human behavior and the mating instinct

Scientifically

The square root of love?

Join two computers of the same type together...

will children result?

It's a delicate device, those boffins are lonely guys

And Vilard doesn't have a good reputation

All other journalists have failed but I know you will succeed

I'LL do my best

Here's the file. Call me if you need anything else

The survey ends on the 15th

That's for you

Come in

Vilard the rest of the file

I've a message for you

Some text from Vilard

"The sex robot... Does man still need sex organs?"

You've an idea how to approach Vilard?

Have me hospitalized

She's a smart girl

Vilard allows no recording, no pics. Just write up the report

Keep it in your head. Mail is forbidden

Bye then

Did you leave your things in the locker?

I also filled in the form

Very good. First room on the left

The doctor said two pills

Take three. I'm the medicine man and I'm in charge

Come on, wake up

It's exercise time

Hands on heads! And no talking

Take him to the cellar for electro-shock

Hold the girl... hands on heads!

- Stop — Hands down!

Two minutes of silent recreation

Don't worry, miss, I'm with the police

FBI, Secret agent

— Can you send a message? — I have spies everywhere

They tried to kill me with machine guns

But I'LL get them. Down with them all!

Kill them a||!

Kill them! Kill them all!

This one

Your arm...

Can you make a call for me?

To arrange a visit

— Take your medication - For my family

Eat

Tomorrow the professor will examine you

You will need a|| your strength for Dr Vilard

Please don't give me electro-shock again tomorrow

You won't go tomorrow

- You will go tonight - No, professor!

Take her away

This is a|| a mistake, I'm not sick, I'm a reporter

Let me at least make a telephone call

Begin treatment at once

- The preliminary? — No, full treatment for this one

Increase the dose and leave him on the machine for another day

- Is that Dr Vilard's clinic? - Speaking

I want to talk to the journalist

The professor has not had any visits

Thank you

— And? - Nothing doing

I don't believe that

— You're sure she's there? — Absolutely

What shall we do?

I'm going there

The research made you nervous

Relax...

Tell me about yourself

I work for a literary journal

They told me about your clinic

I pretended to be I|| so I could write a story about you

You've taken matures'?

- No — Tell the truth

Does anyone know you're here?

I need to call them

Giving false information to a clinic is a serious of fence

Let's forget your lies

See?

The record's destroyed

- I'm free? - Yup

But you deceived me

Do me a favor and I'LL help you to complete your report

— What do you mean? — You stay here as a patient...

and investigate

But for the staff of this institution...

you will sign your admission form

Can I call my agency?

Of course

But be discrete

Remember, you signed this entry form...

voluntarily

Nurse?

— Nurse! - Coming

No, Doctor!

Trust me

Two policemen are here to see you, sir

Show them in

— Dr Vilard? — That's me

We have a search warrant

You don't need one. You may inspect everything here

That's not why we're here

- Show me the patient list — It's up to date?

Always. That is our slogan

How is it that your patients never get better?

Whatever their treatment, the choose to remain here

We give them the understanding and affection they seek

Sooner or later, Doctor, you'll enjoy our affection

From today you are forbidden to admit any further patients

How do you expect science to progress?

Goodbye, gentlemen

Speed up the work. take the patients to the cellar

For those who don't like to spend the night,

get the coffins ready

And leave no trace

Yes, fine

Right... OK

Good

Undress

Lie clown

Bring that closer

A little to the left and lower it

Move it back a little

— Nothing - What did you expect?

It's not her style

— I'm sick... — What have you got?

I'm sick, I'LL get into the clinic, and I'LL find her

Totally...

Totally nuts

But at least you'll still be working

Alright?

And if I don't hear from you I'LL get the police

She's there, I'm sure of it

Lights on!

Increase the power!

More

Hey! Françoise...

I've been looking for you

How are you? Why didn't you call me?

Süencel

No talking! Last warning

Françoise, answer me, it's Christian

How sweet!

We need to look at this young man

They make a good pair, perfect for us

Get them ready and lock him up in the cell

Man and woman, as the creator made them, are imperfect

Our work is to give them a new form, to recreate them

We have both the talent and the resources for this

We will succeed

Seal them all up. We leave tonight

You afraid the dead will wake up?

All assistants report to Dr Vilard...

God help you! This Vilard is going to kill you

Stay just as you are

You don't know me, OK?

I shall be greater than the creator of the world

I shall create a man and a woman through surgery

By mating them I will produce a sublime creature,

a superior race that will make me master of the universe

I shall be God... greater than God

Don't worry my love, I'm here

All my assistants, even the new ones, must stay with me

Perfect

When I start the final phase, you must a|| leave me alone

There are details that I cannot show you yet

Keep quiet...

I'm not your assistant, I'm a journalist!

You're finished

Now we are alone. No-one can hear us

You really are an excellent specimen for my work

I will prepare both of you for mating

for science

I guessed that you love this young woman

This serum paralyzes the central nervous system

Won't you spare her at least?

So selfless

You must mate for me

It's all over now, Doctor

You're finished

— Bring out the sick first - Come on

Get in the van

No photos!

Get inside

Look at that sorry bunch

— What was going on? - Nothing good

People were being tortured

It's over now, forget about it

— Seize him — The world is dead!

- That's Vilard... - He doesn't look so bad

An outstanding report! The owner is very happy

You can go now

Careful...