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These two kids it's me and my brother.
We come from a family of circus, all people mating with each other
so much so that in the end we were all half-relatives.
Someone was born from time to time a bit 'deformed.
In our case, two in one blow: the Chicken and the Duck, that's me.
In reality with the Chicken we are both brothers and cousins.
That is, we are children of the same father, but our mothers were sisters.
One thing we are here for always ashamed.
Then, since he was adopted, we have not seen each other anymore.
We had not seen each other for 35 years.
Well, as soon as I could, I went out of that miserable circus
I have a disability pension and rounds with alms, to pretty good job.
Earn 50 euros on weekdays and up to 100 on holidays, tax free.
Aoh, the old one gave you two, give me that one too!
No, this is for me. Careful, that Baby Jesus gets angry!
Oh! Ow!
The poor man, did you hurt yourself? Excuse me, sir.
But no, they're boys. Let's go.
- This great son of a whore! the - Ow! it was him!
I told you he was angry! ||
Despite what you can believe, I had a lot of beautiful women.
Also because what nature has taken from my legs
me the has added another. I've had a lot!
< Up to when it came to love, and I married Rosabella,
also called "The Dancer".
< A woman without arms that I met here at the San Carmelo,
the parish of us with disabilities East of Rome.
(SINGING) I was tagged by the Lord,
in his social, which is made of love.
It is a new friendship, a new contact,
that has put me in touch with my heart... with the Lord!
YES, Lord!
< From the small to the said arms of his had remained in Heaven.
< A nice catch!
< She, however, has never lost hope that there
someone, hearing her pray, you decide to do the miracle.
"But that has never discouraged
and growing up she learned to do everything with your feet.
< Is dancing so well, which gave it the nickname: The Dancer.
< Ah, I forgot, it's one that he studied.
< Has a degree in oriental languages and has a great job as an interpreter
the Centre-Tapping of a Police State.
SPEAK IN CHINESE
(SINGING IN CHOIR) AND today I want to help the poor,
share with those who are different from me.
And in the world to bring peace
and make me click a "like" to the Lord.
(SPEAKER WITH a FOREIGN ACCENT) In the name of the Father,
of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.
(TOGETHER) Amen.
THUNDER
(SPEAKER) The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ,
and the love of God the Father,
and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
(SPEAKER) Brothers and sisters, we are gathered here
to praise and thank the Lord,
to be greeted by his mercy. Recognize each other as sinners.
Kill that "fiatella"! What the fuck have you been smoking, a mouse died?
< This toxic here, instead, is what I scarrozza from morning to evening.
< It's called Armani Giorgio. As the stylist.
< Is nicknamed the Shit. Yes, the Shit, like excrement.
< The childhood spent in front of the picture of the father,
fled to Jamaica when the mother was again pregnant.
< We give them board and lodging, the Panda
and some coins from the money of the accompany which gives me the Inps.
< Nice, huh? And now that it is my, woe to those who me touches it.
< Because it is precisely as you say: I am without legs, she has no arms,
together we make the perfect being.
I do it, Carra?
Raffaella...
Tonight yes.
Raffaella! Raffaella! Raffaella!
Ah, Raffaella! Raffaella...
(THE DANCER) Love, them today I intercepted perfectly,
the chinese will deposit four million euros.
But do you realize? Four million.
The time has come, finally, to love.
Come on, let's review. The chair is ready?
- Ready. - Smoke spray for the cameras?
- Here They Are. - Opening the safe?
No problem, I already crack two the same.
It opens with a fart, it's the stuff the chinese.
< The dwarf burglar, Ciro Carbone, said Pleats,
it is the only one of us with a minimum of curriculum.
< He comes from a wealthy family, had a happy childhood,
he is also a graduate of the ltis Galileo.
< Made a paper legendary on safes digital,
said that he was a genius.
< And then he is spoiled growing up. Well, growing up, so to speak.
< The rap music, bad company, passion, pearls, weapons,
the passion for the money.
Then, listen to me carefully.
As you know, if everything goes as it should go,
laugh back the money stolen from the coffers,
at most do a year, a year and a half in prison.
Instead of four million, that money is dirty and can not be reported,
them port I in Zurich with the Shit. Let's start on the 23rd evening itself.
I booked a safety deposit box is a safe place, there is no danger.
The cassette will be in my name, and then when we leave from jail,
we divide the whole into equal parts.
- you do Not trust? - I trust it!
- We trust you, we trust you. - And then gives!
< Are 4 and a half hours, I end here with the nano and I salute you.
Then, these are mortgages and these are investments.
Please.
- Goodbye, girls. - (TOGETHER) good-Bye, the director.
My mom, but when is it going to lick the ass of Bruce Lee?
SINGS "JINGLE BELLS" IN BROKEN ENGLISH
- Seine. Are you all right? - All right.
But that these balls!
Come on, the poor man! Put yourself for once in their place.
- It Is Christmas! - Why the fuck is half an hour before!
But that is today? Mamma mia! First the nano, now a paraplegic!
- But that is a hospital, a sanatorium? - Today, the monster is you.
Guys, the latest you are!
Oh, Romoletto Faticone, give me a hand.
And when ever! Well now you've got it made, eh?
Sceri', come to earn a salary, you don't do a dick all day!
What the fuck!
Come with these expeditious to break the balls and make us lose time!
Paraculo, strength!
Do you like it? This the used my grandmother to the circus for the woman cannon..
Instead I we'll blow the brain!
Go and sit with the others, I'll see I who is the scum!
Shit, a lever gun in 'I'm the snowman.
And to you I advise you not to do shit. If I were you, I would not do nervous.
- And those moves, I'm a shit' below! - okay, gives, let us go there.
- please, you're hurting me! - But what the fuck do you do?
But there are you crazy?
Dwarf cock, I will break the bucio of the cul...
Another time me to break the ass!
- What the fuck? - Holy shit, Shit!!!! But what the fuck?
- Anyway, my name is Giorgio Armani. - fuck you!
Giorgio Armani cock! I told you to tie them to the bathroom, not here!
Go, the Pleats, and you look to the cabinets.
Oh my god, Walter, I'm making the shower all this sweat!
10.000 euro. These poor people!
Ah, I was dying!
- What are you doing, "logs"? - Fuck you, dwarf of shit!!!!
- Now you do it "reel"! - That make me?
Reel? But, arise!
The pleats, but I think this is the right time? With this reel! Trattieniti!
- I do Not have to touch it! - you Want to think about is the safety deposit box?
- To Thank Her. -, The safe can open it with my cock!
The keys has the director. It went off with the chinese, you have not seen, genius!
- keys? I? - Close this sewer, you have a breath...!
BURP
You don't mind, right?
(STAMMERING) I was pissed once again on the shoes.
- Look at that! It Seems Frodo. - Frodo!
- Large, Pleated! - That I told you?
- I opened like a mussel. - Great! Great!
- Four million! Give me the bag. - Bag.
Sure as a guard you're just a blowjob, Walter!
Did you bring it from a dwarf!
- Hello, puppy. We'll see you soon. - fuck you!
- give Me the envelope. - The envelope.
Kill as much as they are anointed these money. Look at this.
There is still coca-attacked, watch.
Fuck you! That sucks. Give it to me. Away from here, force.
- Oh, shit! - Tell Me, Duck.
Not you, asshole. Who the fuck is this?
> come on, Mario, let's go!
- it is Really an be horrible. - You are worse with this fiatella.
> the HORN
Watch 'I am the monster damned.
Arrival, loves!
From, away from here. Oh, careful, eh?
THE MUSIC OF THE EAST
Love, we are rich. Fuck, we are rich!
Mamma mia, what are you bona.
- We need to go, Duck! " Wait, Shit,
so we have all night,
I have a hard cock.
Take him there!
> MOANING with PLEASURE
> Sabrina! Sabrina! Aaahh...
(DUCK) Tonight I made the Ones.
I "ingrifo" to die when it makes me Ferilli.
Wig, brunette, thong, yellow, red,... let Me give you a bit indifferent.
- Now you buy a new car. - I want the Ford.
- Eh, a nice Ford. - Eh!
You know what? Almost, almost, I well as of the children. What the fuck I care!
Two, three, four kids. The Dancer is happy.
I'll give you a nice four-poster bed and then I turn the legs!
Those bionic, however, with the microprocessor.
Enough with these fucking stumps.
Pictures of me with the legs? Nice straight on your feet!
I did the math, with the cowboys, white are high 1 meter and 83,
- with the black ones at 1.84 and with the Kentucky 1,85. - Nice!
Beautiful bitch!!!!
But then, too! You're always done with this fiatella from a corpse!
But you want to be a beautiful Merdina? Enough with the saws, no?
Aoh!
You're a billionaire, Shit on my cock! You have to be cheerful!
You haven't told me a fucking project that you have with all these money!
Aoh, just let me a fucking smile, no?
That face by dick!
See that you are pricey when you laugh? You need to smile more.
Go, you green.
Feel, Shit, I'm fine with you,
but maybe I find another assistant.
Now you're a billionaire, you fuck!
However, we remain friends, we buy two beautiful villas nearby, eh?
- Beautiful. Nice. - I Want you, fuck!
Maybe to Cartagena in the morning, come to breakfast from us,
then we get to lunch to you, then we are a bit in the pool...
Maybe do a single enormous pool, in the middle of the two villas.
- A beautiful, round swimming pool. - No, swimming pools do we do with two.
And let us make it two. they are happy if you want to your swimming pool.
- Why do you stop? - I have to pee!
You have to pee? Go. The little boy has to pee.
Ah, then you know what? The swimming pools we don't do with that cock of chlorine
we leverage all of the tan! We do it with the system of water, that...
How the fuck is it called? Riciclat... recycling, regenerating.
Fuck, I don't remember.
- Ready? - Love,' as you call
the system of the pools that we want to do in Cartagena?
- the One without the fucking chlorine. - water Filtration.
Ah, the filtration of the water! Do you understand? We filter everything.
- How is it going? - And how should it go? A cream, I love it!
- I Already miss you. - Madonna, you too I miss you.
- have a Good trip. - I'll see you tomorrow, love you'. Hello.
Aho! Where the fuck...
Well?
Shit, what the fuck? But have you gone mad?
- Filtration 'I'm a dick! - No, No...
Daddy...
Duck.
Before I told you a lie. I have not had to pee.
What it is to be pissed at him, Duck? Nice!
< Well as the glasses my you took, 'I'm infamous!
< And the are pure evil.
< Of course that I just do not understand a fuck.
< That bad end I did!
I've done it.
(STAMMERING) So, now, the fucker don't we have more between the feet.
Bravo, George.
Tomorrow.
< MAN SPEAKING IN GERMAN < imprint, young lady.
< Lady, I pray.
(RAPPING) In jail... we kill everyone.
Nice, I'll give you the reel, seven thousand rotations
with the tongue ring, yo-yo.
I'll give you the reel, is a drill that pushes with the tip of the brush.
Hey, beautiful, you test the fishing reel,
in the space of a second despise the bird.
And now I present to you, I come from Tufello,
my name is Pleated and the king of the reel!
Are the boss of these parts, Rebibbia and Tivoli,
one day a saint, the other a murderer.
Via, via, via!
Coal - Cyrus, you are under arrest. - But what is it?
Not push. I was just doing the video.
Enters, the ec explained it to you after.
Agent, finds the device.
Bless, oh Lord, this meal and all those who have prepared it.
And help us to share our daily bread with others.
- Amen. - Amen.
- Merry Christmas, George. - Merry Christmas, love.
- How good is this puree. - Good, eh?
You'll see, love, in Cartagena you will make the meals delicious.
But you realize, I love'? We have become rich.
We also the villa with the pool, you say?
With the filtration of the water, however.
The SIRENS
Here“.
the I love you.
THE DOOR OPENS ' Stop, police!
Armani Giorgio, a Third party Rosabella, you are under arrest.
The money is in the Crib. Under Baby jesus.
Count them well, there are all.
8... 10.240 euro.
Take them away!
Therefore, she admits to having participated as an accomplice
the robbery that took place in the agency number 4,
of the rural bank of San Giuliano di Roma...
Here you do not smoke, lady. And it is she who has opened the safety deposit box?
- Is regular. - And did not know that the banks
have devices, video-surveillance, even in the bathroom?
No, I'm not.
Levafi!
- What am I born days! - we noticed.
And tell me, perhaps it was his intention to put in place
an attempt of sexual abuse against the young lady?
I ask my ladies if it is an abuse!
This is the issue of phone-tapping
she herself made on behalf of the State Police,
and related to the Rural bank of San Giuliano, the injured party.
I assume that you have deliberately used this information
for personal purpose.
Obviously.
She is the shame of our Body. "Sub lege libertas"!
A motto that was to be sacred to her, when he took service,
and inspire all its life as well as has inspired my.
It means "freedom under the law", the commissioner.
I just interpreted in my way.
However, the tests to your load are overwhelming.
The return of the... how many are they?
10.240.
Of 10.240 guro, will not save you. And jail!
Yes, but please close the cell.
Now you know me.
One last thing. If we discover that you are covering the fourth accomplice
in the person of the beggar without legs, that Miranda Benito,
also called the Duck, already conjugated with the Third-party Rosabella,
cocks are yours!!!
In the foot.
In the name of the Italian people the court of Assizes of Rome,
having regard to article 628 of the Code of Criminal Procedure,
in respect of Coal Ciro, Armani Giorgio, and Third-party Rosabella, declares:
Coal and Armani guilty of the crime of the contest material,
the Third party guilty of moral participation and incitement to commit a crime,
in the armed robbery carried out on the day 23 December
at the Cassa Rurale San Giuliano located in Rome, italy
and they will be condemned to three years ' imprisonment.
Now you're quiet for three years! You look when you leave.
< Silence in the classroom.
So the next time the balls you loose, and we play snooker.
Are recognized to the accused, and the mitigating generic
provided for in article 62 of the Criminal Code
for having, before the trial, repaired the full damage,
work with the full restitution of the amount stolen.
Therefore, evaluated the paleness of willful misconduct, the total admission of guilt,
the next collaboration of the case
and when you consider the physical condition of the accused...
including those with neurological Armani,
this Court reduces the sentence of imprisonment to months ten of imprisonment.
The hearing is removed.
(PLEATED), But we just came out of jail.
(PLEATED) AND if something goes wrong?
- (PLEATED) AND then I'm not an assassin. - (DANCER) But that's it?
(DANCER) Look, if to the kill, make him a pleasure.
(DANCER) you don't see in what conditions is the poor man?
(PLEATED) No, I'm the Shit do not kill, you'd better forget it.
And then you think that it is easy to kill a christian?
Shit is not a christian. But do you think I can kill a christian?
And then, the Pleats, you are strong, you have well as the guns.
Reasoning, Pleated.
We share only for two.
You take the Panda.
Well, two million...
more the Panda...
to kill that shit...
Okay, you can do it.
TOLLING OF A BELL
Force, let's go!
Brothers and sisters, thank you for coming
this year so many of you.
And now a moment of attention!
Thank you all for being here.
Today is a very special day for me.
Very, very special!
From long time I wanted to tell you one thing:
I love you, the ugly monsters! the I love you and you love me, right?
(TOGETHER) on
the I love you, as you are.
Zombies, or skeletons... you are horrible!
But I do not fear.
Then, brothers and sisters... we know that someone doesn't like you,
and also at the table, people do not sit so willingly beside you,
some times they also take a little' around.
And I understand that. Why it happens so much to us niggers.
Hallelujah!
But you do not have to give up,
because being different is not a problem, it is a gift!
The real problem is wanting to feel the same!
Want to be the same illness, it is against nature!
It is against the law of God!
That in all the woods and forests of the world,
it did not create a single leaf the same as another!
And now... music, maestro!
And remember to leave an offering for the Holy Halloween.
CHEERFUL MUSIC
- I Am the real Freddy. - Facts below, Pleated.
- Oh No! - This is God.
Kill that good! Sa do as well in blood!
Rosabella...
Aaahh!
Agents that are in the area of Tor Vergata, Sailing, Calatrava,
abandoned swimming pools, lock down a man suspected of murder.
Travelling on a mini-bike in the color white.
The subject is a dwarf masked, wearing a mask
inspired by a well-known film of the horror genre.
Central, we are entering sailing Calatrava, send reinforcements.
We have reason to suspect...
Go beyond.
You, from that part.
Coal Ciro!
Do we find ourselves. This time you configure an arrest for murder.
Next, you deliver.
I am not Coal Ciro. I do not know.
Power, Coal, remove that ridiculous mask that makes me laugh!
Here the thing is serious.
About twenty minutes ago, someone sent us a filmatino evidence.
Wants to see him?
And who would have done the filmatino evidence?
Look, Coal, that you can see in full flagrante delicto,
in the act of causing a mortal wound of weapon, cutting
the addict Armani Giorgio.
Murder, then! Next, you deliver.
Look what I made, mommy.
My love, you are a genius.
You will become a great engineer.
Ammanettatelo, and strength.
Leave it to me.
Now, what is it born days?
According to you, what happens? Life imprisonment.
(DON CHARLES) life in prison! The nano gets a life sentence!
(BALLERI'NA), Two million more than the Panda. And fallen into greed.
(DON CHARLES) Yes, but now, however, come here, love.
Love, but are you sure that it is not a sin?
No, my love, no. You remember what you said St. Carmel?
Forget that you are a sinner,
and tell me, Mary Magdalene, your heart lives when you love?
YES, Lord. When I do not love, is dead.
Then, loves, sister heavenly,
and sin no more thinking that you are a sinner.
< (The DUCK) Watch mandingo as fun.
< Do you understand? Him on the couch, my, I am in the bottom of a dumpster.
< This would be the parish priest of our own, Don Charles.
< But what Don Charles! His real name is House zu Danjuma
and until 2005 was part of the phalanx of fighters of the Hausa,
a group of armed muslim that they kill a life with the tribe christian.
< A spied from $ 5,000 you sold the lives of his companions.
< His plan to escape from Nigeria included, in addition to the money,
the abandonment of his wife and children
and the theft of the identity of a certain Don Charles Ben Ozumba,
an african missionary who died of cholera.
< Arrived in Italy she learned the language, the doctrine,
and the San Carmelo was of the homilies so lit
that no one could imagine that he was not a priest, true.
Certainly not the imagined Dancer.
< And sometimes if the scordava well as him.
HUM
< But that has the best of me this nigga? To Me you have to say.
The legs, okay, but then what?
< Has plagiata, I know, I'm sure.
< He has made her believe that would regrow the arms,
and she is the waterfall.
< I had to figure it out when he got electrified from the rehearsals of the choir.
< "Don Charles told me to open my heart."
< "Don Charles told me to expand my life,
let us enter a great hope."
< I Know that we did enter, only hope!
Love, we made it.
- At what time does the plane? - At half past eight,
and at ten, we are already in Zurich.
And then once you're there, you know, what do we do?
We take the money...
and at three in the afternoon already we are in Cartagena.
I can't wait!
I spoke on the phone with the architect Escobar.
He said that there is the villa in three months!
- did you say pool? - of Course, love.
I recommend, with that system... what is it called?
- Filtration. - Filtering, yes.
I can't stand that damn chlorine.
No, No. No chlorine for my love.
- I irritates the skin. - And we don't want to do irritate.
Let me delete this video. Better not to risk breakage of balls!
Eh, that's right.
That asshole that nano!
- we have cheated as a child! - Yes.
You know that they are beautiful shots that you did?
Maybe you. Almost, almost in Cartagena I'm going to do the director.
No, you to Cartagena, you just have to rest.
You are right. I'm so tired.
Hey! Where are you going?
SPEAKS IN CHINESE
Well, well, well, well.
Made a goal!
I know, the chinese understand well.
Then? Arms, no?
You thought that it was easy to steal four million chinese Mafia?
Snout yellow, yum yum.
Instead wrong. We put the ass to you, don't you puts the ass to us!
Senna, you're a piece of shit.
- Sorry, they pay better. - Much better.
I told you that you had to kill him!
- And the black does? - He is Don Charles. Our parish priest.
- Accomplice? - I Think. If you are here.
SPEAK IN CHINESE
Tell me where the fuck is the key! Careful!
I don't ask for the reason why three times the same thing.
By the key. These make us the ass.
Dagliela!
Do you want to give him the fucking key, bitch of shit!!!!
It is in his necklace, the lord. There, beside the crucifix.
But don't kill me, please. I've nothing to do with this story.
I have not done anything.
L' she was the one who organized everything. This slutty and that thug of a husband!
SPITS
They are saying?
They are deciding who should torturarci.
Son, don't do it. Your soul can not withstand such a sin...
- I will go. - accompanies you.
TO MUSIC AT HIGH VOLUME
Beautiful, come here.
I told you come.
Don't be afraid, come in. Come on.
(RADIO) The waste emergency in Rome has roots,
and it is one of the problems that all municipal authorities
have attempted to resolve, without concrete results.
In the end, it is preferred to resort to the largest garbage dump of Rome...
What the fuck was, a wheelchair?
Things from another world!
Who we have become, a draught house unto this day?
Look at that face you!
You're tired, you work too much, the Pearl of my life!
< This is the Pearl. Is from Nigeria.
< Arrived in Italy on a boat, but because he had not the money to pay,
did the debt with the clan of the russians.
< Brought immediately to Rome from Borush Morozov, an infamous.
< She knew that she would come and make the whore,
but he thought in some luxury hotels, in some of the night.
< Just couldn't imagine that shit. Little poor.
< Has left children in Africa, in the mission of sister Christine.
< The father of the boys was his own House zu Danjuma,
the fake Don Charles. And you saw what became of it.
< And I, instead, I am saved. Take it in the ass!
- Hello, Pearl. Rest, do not tire. - Hello.
Here you are.
I had found it before I mashed the brain with that shit!!!!
- Beautiful, what do you do? - 20 the mouth and 30 love, treasure.
> okay, tienitela close! > Fucker!
Beautiful, come here.
I told you come.
Don't be afraid.
SPEAKS IN HIS LANGUAGE Of ORIGIN
But what the fuck?
You are here for me.
For you? But what are you saying?
You... you're my luck.
Thanks to you, I hug my children.
- your that? - my children.
Is the Goddess Mami Wata that you have sent. Tell me about it!
Tell me about it!
The rastaman of the cock has given me a lot of the barrel, that shit!
But what the fuck are you laughing? The rastaman,
those fuckers who don't wash their hair and go around
with those long braids of shit.
- Yes, the ones who smoke the drug. - Eh.
- I've seen it. - Where?
From the gas station.
It was kissed with a strange woman that closed the doors with his feet.
How? But are you sure?
Safe, secure. He gave her a bag.
I have seen them with my own eyes.
Closed doors with their feet? Blonde?
Blonde, beautiful hair long. He also pulled in a wheelchair.
The Dancer no...
What can I do?
I have lost the comb. Do you have one?
Negra, you have a phone?
But what the fuck are you laughing!
MUSIC FROM YOUR MOBILE PHONE
- Ready? - Chicken, the Duck.
- you're already here? - No, I'm still in Rome.
I'm under a bridge with a negra. the are desperate.
- I have betrayed you. - You have betrayed? What are you talking about?
- Look, Chicken, I have to say a thing. - Tell Me.
In the safe that I have booked,
I must put on, that is, we had to put...
- the money of a turnip. - A turnip?
Yes, okay, but small, a small turnip.
- As a small turnip? What the fuck, the Chicken! A robbery!
What? As a robbery?
But really, you had to believe in the crap of the legacy of that shit in the circus?
Four million from that stye?
Four million? But I will sue you! You make me risk the place.
I pray to you, Chicken, forgive me. I ask you to forgive.
I just lost everything that I had.
I've never asked for anything, but this time I really need it.
- We are brothers, fuck it! - And then?
Tomorrow morning I come to take you in for the money,
but someone else's. Maybe my wife.
That slutty! That whore! That sucks dicks! I can't believe it!
- I, as I recognize your wife? - And without arms.
- Is without arms? - And without arms.
Of course you have made just the perfect couple the two of you.
Listen, you can make a copy of the key of the safe?
So in a few days I am there, I recover the money, and fuck off!
After 35 years, that we don't feel, to me you had to break the fuck?
- No, I can not make a copy! - I beg of You, Chicken, I pray to you.
I can't give up. Me we I have to redo the legs.
- I I have to redo the legs! - 'll call You.
Rested, come on, do not panic.
I pray to you., please, please,...
RINGING OF THE MOBILE PHONE
- Ready? - Listen.
The big problem is the recognition of the fingerprint.
And then, if in a few hours will be your wife, to pay the money,
the cassette will be forever linked to the imprint of his, but...
- of his foot. - No, from the Chicken... No, please.
Please, do not tell me that you can turn off the 'I'm fucking alarm!
Stop ask me!
You can not do anything. The call boxes security on purpose.
Do you think that in one hundred years of the history of this bank,
only once you have defused the alarm for a few seconds.
Was a customer the impression that he had registered we had more
- because he had lost the finger. - What happened?
This customer had lost the finger.
Then for the force we have had to disconnect the alarm, you know?
Ready? Ready, The Duck?
Ready? Ready!
You recall, Chicken.
Negra, if you help me, I'll become rich.
Put to rest the fregna, and you forget for ever 'is shit.
YES?
- are you sure? - of Course, I'm sure, don't worry.
What the fuck are you still doing here? Chubby!
Go to work!
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
You have to go to work. You move? Go!
Alé!
Chubby.
- But are you sure? - you too! I said yes.
However, remember, after two hours you have to levarti from the cock.
Girls have to work, I do not want pains in the ass here.
Yes, yes. You, rather, are you sure?
I have already done so.
Shot placed well apart in a second,
as if I never had!
We try to trust.
Do!
- tattoo, asshole! - Sorry, I was wrong, I was wrong.
But why have you moved? I told you to sit still.
Well... we end up here.
Both the saws you do with the other hand, no?
Otherwise learn. I teach it myself.
How the fuck have you attached to this arm, with the super-attack?
Arm of shit!!!!
Nice arm, eh.
Hey, hey, wake up.
Hey.
Aho, it's you.
Force, by. You have to eat.
"I was wrong", he said, do you understand?
One you pull the arm and then says, "I was wrong".
Don't think about it now.
Money is wanted. How much you gave him?
I said not to worry about it.
Negra mine...
I have to go away from here. That is crazy, if he finds me, I know' cocks your.
No, you're here. Our destinies are now linked.
I told you, the Goddess was clear.
- Are your children? - Yes.
- And where are they? - In Africa.
- From the father? - The father is not there.
Odd.
Odd.
- there They were. - Cock.
- I Go. - Li hold, it is for us.
- Who is? - Come In.
- Christ, another one? - don't worry.
> Hello, bitches.
- So, what you do here? - job sluts!
- A moment, a moment! - Where is the Pearl?
- Tell me where the fuck is the whore. - Here I Am.
- And my mom! - And my mom fucking!
You're hiding something. Man without legs is still here?
- No, but what are you saying? - Raised by dick, chubby.
Borush, I swear!
Try to fool me only once, chubby,
only one time you try to fool me, fuck...
Compared to last Christmas, which is 30 percent less.
Do you know that means 30 percent less recessed, slutty?
To 30% less than of the collection means...
It means 30 percent less recessed!
Go, go to do blowjobs!
Slutty... chubby.
People shit.
One, two, three!!! One, two, three!!! One, two, three, oh!
One, two, three, oh. Oh, Borush! Come dance!
Best wishes!
Before midnight the door to "scab", bitch!
Hey!
INCOMPREHENSIBLE WORDS
SPEAKS IN HIS native LANGUAGE - Salam.
< Minus ten, nine, eight,
seven, six, five, four,
three, two, one... happy new year to all!
- Sleep. - Madonna, you're so sweet.
For this they call you the Pearl?
Maybe it was for this.
But the contract is in the name of the only lady Rosabella Third parties.
No, No, look here.
The lord is the co-owner.
Tenga. Disabled the recognition of the fingerprint.
< Off, director. - 14 minutes exactly.
Love, my!
Have you seen that stuff?
They are one meter high and 85.
Let's go.
- Plan, plan. - I can do it alone. Quiet.
Yes, ok.
Okay. I'm sorry, love, I have to take a picture of you.
Yes. Oh, just take the cowboys.
Wait, wait, wait.
- I'm Going to take the car and arrival. - Yes, love.
Fuck, I can't believe it!
- Senora, los ninos. - Gracias.
Marni!
< Here it is, finally arrived.
< It has been sent yesterday to sister Christine from Africa.
< She says that it was the goddess Mami Wata.
< But will this goddess? I do not believe it.
< However, I have been lucky, with all the "pizzas" that I took!
< I'm once again sitting in, but I'm still alive.
< Oh, you afraid of me? Give me your hand.
< Bravo.
< How do you call it? Wait... Ikes... Ikeshuku.
< What a fucking name!
< Keep, the watch that brought you the Duck.
< Instead you must be Samira.
< Thanks. Did you understand that stuff?
< I have to grow the children of the cheater Charles.
< But they are cute. How are we going to understand, I don't know!
< However, it seems to me that I'm cute.
< However, now, we have a nice life.
< We have the hair fixed
this morning with me, and the Pearl took three hours!
< I have taken the personal beautician and the best manicure of Cartagena.
< And you know what? I know that I'm in love.
< I had the dream to bounce back the legs, but together we made another.
- How do you call this system? - water Filtration.
- How does it work? - Without chlorine.
- And is it better? - Of Course.
So to not ruin the tan.
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