Original subtitles

[theme music]

♪ Pa rum-pa dum-pa dum ♪

♪ Pa-pum-pum-pum ♪

♪ Rum-pum-pum ♪

♪ Pa-rum-pa-rum-pa-rum-pa-dum ♪

♪ Pa-rum-pa-dum-pa-dum-pum ♪

♪ Pum-pum-pum ♪

♪ Rum-pa-dum pa-dum-pa-dum

pa-dum-pa-dum pa-dum ♪♪

[instrumental music]

Oh, my goodness. Those people

know that for heaven sake.

[grunting]

[intense music]

(Clem)

just as I'm half hatched?

Hey! Who turned off the heat,

I gotta finish

getting hatched somehow.

I bet a guy could miss a lot

of things, living in a shell.

[instrumental music]

vroom

vroom

[gibberish]

♪ Ta rum-pa-dum pa-dum pum

pum-pum-pum ♪

♪ Rum-dum-dum-dum

dum-pa-dum ♪

♪ Pa-rum-pa dum-pa-dum ♪♪

thud

[instrumental music]

If I could find

a warm spot to hatch

I'd get out of this thing.

Hey!

This thing's kind of warm.

I'll find the soft spot and get

hatched out of this shell.

Pat pat pat

Hey! Cut it out.

Stop that! Help!

Hey, don't do that!

Hey! Stop that. Stop!

Hey! Stop that.

Don't do that.

Bam

thud

So far, life is just

a mystery to me.

I just got to get hatched.

I wish something would happen

to break this shell off of me.

Tom! Dick! Harry!

♪ Tom Dick and Harry ♪♪

Come along, children.

[dramatic music]

Oh, my egg.

Oh! Oh, it's gone.

- Oh! Where is it? - Who took it?

[sobbing]

Oh-oh! Who-who took it?

Oh! Oh, my egg.

♪ We are looking

for our brother ♪

♪ All the livelong day ♪♪

(Clem)

a warm spot for me.

You think someone would have

I find a warm spot

and then lose it.

What a start in life I've got.

So I laid an egg.

Laid an egg?

A dog layin' an egg!

Hey! I'll be famous.

The dog who laid an egg.

Radio, movies, liver.

Three times a day.

There he goes,

mother's little darling.

Now, stand still, Junior,

mother will sit on you.

Thud thud thud

[chuckles]

He wants to play.

Lively little devil.

Hey, come back here.

Bam

cluck cluck

[squealing]

Quiet!

It's my egg.

Help! Help!

'Oh, please, help me.'

Well, what's in your hand?

'The other one?'

- (Clem) - This could get very tiresome.

Bam

swoosh

Cad!

♪ Oh where

oh where can our brother be? ♪

♪ Oh where

oh where has he gone? ♪♪

Bam

Ow!

[rooster laughing]

Why you. Give me my egg.

Give me my egg. Give me my egg.

[groaning]

Ooh! Aah! I'll go, I'll go!

[instrumental music]

♪ Oh where can you be

Brother Clem Brother Clem? ♪

♪ Oh where can you be

darling brother? ♪

♪ Oh we know you're down below

come on up and say hello ♪

♪ You're a young thing

and cannot leave your mother ♪♪

screech

[panting]

[instrumental music]

[gibberish]

[screaming]

swoosh swoosh swoosh

vroom vroom

[dramatic music]

bam bam

(Clem)

Get me out of here.

Get me out of this shell.

Get me out of this shell.

(Tom, Dick and Harry)

Get him out of his shell!

Get him out of his shell!

Get him out of his shell!

Creak

boink

Well, now.

Wouldn't you just know it?

I'm still in a goddamn shell.

[theme music]