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- "Funky Thang" by The Bar-Kays -
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You're looking very Shane today.
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- Isn't it fantastic?
- It's right exactly the chord we wanted.
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Sexy and with holding.
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Like you wanna fuck me,
but you can't fuck me.
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- Tomorrow's gonna be amazing!
- I know, right!
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I'm sorry, what's tomorrow night?
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Silly! We're sponsoring
the "Roll the Dice" premiere!
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Well, I don't know
if I can get a baby sitter in time
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Tomorrow night,
there's gonna be you, everywhere;
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posters, billboards,
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giftbags, coasters, trash cans,
keychains, handbags.
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And you, you'd better be there,
looking very Shane.
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It's the biggest party of the year
and you are our new It girl!
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Don't you wanna just die?!
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Yep?
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- What am I gonna do?
- About what?
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About Phillys,
she keeps calling me!
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And she thinks I'm the love of her life.
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What did you expect, man?
You were her first love.
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I know, but Shane,
she's married, with kids!
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And, you know, she's this
totally accomplished woman
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with this big time career,
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and this whole other,
you know,
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life!
And now Bette's mad at me.
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Look, Alice, I love you to pieces, angel,
but I gotta do with my own stuff right now.
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What thing?
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- That fucking at work thing.
- Be specific.
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There's this fucking bullshit goddam
Hollywood party that I have to go to.
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Ooh, what movie?
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Uh... What is it, "Roll the Dice"?
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You're a part of the "Roll The Dice" commune?
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- That's so exciting!
- No, it's really not that big deal.
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Oh my god! Can I please be your date,
please?
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And I think you should invite everybody.
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No, no. I mean, I mean,
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yes, you can be my date,
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but no, I don't want you
to invite in everybody else.
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Don't be a yenta.
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Alright, Shane, I really think we should all be there
to, like, support your underwear.
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Oh, shit. Hold on.
It's my other line.
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- Hello?
- Alice,
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this thing with Phyllis
is completely out of hand.
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Alright, two words... Phyllis.
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- What?
- She's that really hot star
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you know, "Roll The Dice", and I wanna go
to the premiere tomorrow night
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- and support to Shane.
- I can't go. Why?
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Because I have to work.
Why do I have to work?
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Because of the way
that you broke up with Phyllis.
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She's completely terrorizing my staff;
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she's already slashed my budget.
It's a fucking bloodbath over here.
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Bette, Phyllis on line 1.
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- Alice, can you hold on?
- Yeah, yeah...
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- Phyllis...
- Have you heard from Alice?
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No. No.
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But you know what?
I'm sure she's just swamped with her
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her internet site and...
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I need you to get her
to talk to me.
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It's a difficult situation, Phyllis.
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The sex was incredible, stellar,
earth shadow even.
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Well, you know, sometimes
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when you have great sex with someone
it doesn't mean,
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really, that you're supposed
to have a relationship.
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- Hello?
- We're out of milk.
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Alright, listen. We're going to the premiere
of "Roll The Dice" tomorrow night
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to see Shane's underwear.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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It's too expensive.
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- Even when I work, I lose money.
- Helena, seriously.
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I'm getting worried, 'cause like,
you're not eating, you're not sleeping.
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I'm eating, all right? I'm eating.
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Don't worry. You're coming,
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you're gonna have a great time,
we're all gonna go see Shane's underwear.
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Great, I'll talk to you later.
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- What?
- Helena's in!
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Alice, I'm telling you!
That's no point!
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I don't want anybody in,
I don't want anybody out.
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- You get it?
- Ooh, it's Papi. Hold on.
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You know what? Fuck it!
I'm getting off. I want coffee.
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- Yo!
- Alicia!
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You're going to that "Roll The Dice" premiere
tomorrow night with your girl, Shane?
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- Yes, I am.
- Alright, 'cause,
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I got myself a ticket
from this producer that I drive
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but I wanna bring my girl, Tasha.
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- She's your girlfriend?
- No, she's not my girl.
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She's my girl, you know?
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And, by the way,
she's one of the best people
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on the face of the planet that
you could ever meet.
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And I think she thinks you're cute.
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She thinks I'm cute?
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- Definitively.
- Okay, listen.
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- I'll try to hook you up with a ticket.
- Alright, good.
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Also, there's an after party
done by some woman like Rothberg.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Catherine Rothberg.
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She's famous for
her high stakes poker game.
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But she's way outta my league,
I don't even know how to play.
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That's okay, girl,
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'cause I just happen to be an expert
and I'll teach you how to play.
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- Okay, great. Oh, bye.
- See you.
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Great, fun, fun, fun.
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- Yo.
- We're going out tonight.
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- I'm sensing a love connection.
- Yo, I know what you're doing.
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- Don't do it.
- You can't fight the fate, Williams.
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I see the signs.
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We're going out and that's an order.
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- Jodi Lerner's here to see you.
- What?
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Jodi!
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Um, hi. I'm really sorry
that I haven't
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returned your calls.
I've just been so slammed...
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You know what? Stop it.
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You've been freakin' out
ever since we almost kissed.
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And you're avoiding me.
So I just wanted to say,
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get over it.
You're wicked hot,
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and I would have gone for it.
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But we have to work together.
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So if you wanna pretend that
it never happened,
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I'm okay with that.
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I don't even know
how to respond to that.
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- You've got Phyllis on line 1.
- Shit!
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I'll let you get that.
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Phyllis!
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It's because she met Leonard?
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If I didn't have a husband,
everything would be different.
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- Alice on line 4.
- Phyllis,
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can you hold on for just a second?
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Hi Alice.
Alice, you've got to break up with her.
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- I already broke up with her.
- Yeah, well, you re-break up with her,
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because some lesbians, you know what,
you have to break up with them more than once.
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- Hold on, that's Jenny. I gotta go.
- I'm serious!
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- Alice!
- Okay!
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- Hi!
- Hi!
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Do you wanna come to the Planet
and have coffee with me?
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I wish I could. There's so much drama.
But listen,
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we're all gonna to the premiere
of "Roll The Dice" tomorrow night.
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Do you wanna come?
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- Yeah, definitively.
- Hey mama.
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Hi! Hang on one sec.
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That's Alice and she's putting together
a bunch of people
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for the "Roll of the Dice" premiere,
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tomorrow night. Do you wanna come?
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Give me the phone.
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Alice, you're fucking killing me!
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I'm not doing anything!
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Dean Porter's office.
It's Kit, her sister's calling.
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I'm gonna kill myself.
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Before you kill yourself,
Jenny wants to know
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do you wanna go to a premiere with her
tomorrow night?
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I can't go. Because I'll be dead.
Because I will have killed myself.
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Phyllis will not get off the fucking phone.
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Well, Shane's on the phone with Alice now.
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Could she tell her to tell Alice
to break it off. Right now.
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- Shane?
- Yeah?
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Bette said, tell Alice to call Phyllis and
break it off with her right now.
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Okay, look, Kit says that Bette says
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you need to call Phyllis and
break it off with her right now.
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- I did!
- She did.
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- She did.
- Well, tell her to do it again.
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- Do it again!
- Look, Alice,
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will you please let this woman off the hook?
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Oh, really!
You of all people are giving me advice
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on how to let a girl down easy?
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You know what? I don't think that,
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- I don't think that response is necessary.
- I don't have any money.
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I also don't want you to change the topic.
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I wanna know how many people
you fucking invited.
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Okay, I invited Helena, Jenny, Bette.
She can't come.
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Uh, Papi's coming, but she needs
an extra ticket for Tasha.
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- But that's her angry friend.
- Not angry.
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Papi said she's not angry, she's just...
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Well, look, Alice, I'm sorry,
this is Jenny's phone. Hold on.
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Hello?
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- Debbie?
- What? Who's Debbie?
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It's for me.
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- Uh, could you hold on a second?
- Oh yeah, sure.
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- Hey Al...
- Yeah.
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Look, I gotta go. It's Jenny's phone.
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Listen, we're gonna have
a really good time tomorrow night.
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Uh-huh, I'm so sure. Bye.
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Um, hold on a second, please.
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Who is Debbie?
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Debbie is my
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- childhood nick name.
- Right.
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- Sorry.
- Okay, Debbie.
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Hello?
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Hi! I got your message.
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Yes. Well, guess what?
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Sorry.
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I am thinking of getting a puppy!
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And I was wandering whether
you wanna come with me
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at the shelter this week end
to pick one out.
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Oh my God, Debbie! I'd be totally honored
to help you pick out a puppy.
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But I can't this week end.
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Stacey's here.
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Yeah, we're going on a romantic week end
and we leave in the morning.
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Oh really?
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Where are you guys going?
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Uh, she booked a B&B in Solvang.
It's supposed to be really pretty.
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That's great!
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I'm very happy for you
that you're working it out.
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Thank you.
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I told her that if
she cancelled this week end that was over.
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I did exactly what you said and...
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Well,
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- have a great week end.
- Thanks, Debbie.
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Do you think I could just use your phone
for just a quick sec?
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It's not long distance.
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Thanks.
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Sorry.
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Hello?
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- You're Stacey Merkins there?
- Speaking.
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This is Sophia Mancuso calling
from Si Magazine.
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- Si Magazine?
- Uh, yes, Si, si.
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And the writer who was covering
the "Roll The Dice" premiere
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uh dropped out tomorrow
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and we want to know
if you could go
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tomorrow to interview that Shane McCutcheon.
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Gee, that's really short notice.
I've a week end plan...
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Oh no! Well, you're too busy,
that's terrible! Oh!
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So sad, because, you know,
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we are looking for a senior editore
but if you're too busy...
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- I understand...
- Wait, no, no, no, wait.
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- I think I can rearrange a few things.
- Oh! Excellente! We will be in touch with you.
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And then someone, my assistant, Angelica,
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will call you about the press pass, okay?
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- Okay.
- Bye. Big kiss to you.
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- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
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Thank you so much.
I really, really appreciate it.
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Do you think Alice is seeing another woman?
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No, I don't think
she's seeing someone else.
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I think she probably just needs
more space.
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Why does she need space?
Did she tell you she needed space?
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- I have Alice on line 4.
- Phyllis,
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can you, can you just hold on
one second?
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Just one second, okay?
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- Alice!
- No!
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I wanted to tell you that I feel bad
about this, this Phyllis thing.
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I just don't think talking
is gonna help.
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- Oh, fuck, Phyllis is calling.
- Oh, pick it up!
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- No, I can't.
- No, no, no, pick it up right now.
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00:11:31,497 --> 00:11:33,583
- Oh wait, it went to voice mail.
- Oh, fuck!
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Fuck! My life is ruined. It's just ruined.
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I'm sorry, I am. I just...
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I didn't plan for this to happen.
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00:11:40,407 --> 00:11:41,763
Hi, it's Phyllis.
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I just wanted you to know
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that
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I really miss you
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and
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I want this thing to work out.
251
00:11:52,827 --> 00:11:54,802
I know you're scared.
252
00:11:55,225 --> 00:11:57,133
I'm scared too.
253
00:11:57,806 --> 00:12:00,280
I don't want it to end, Alice.
254
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:02,320
I'm in love with you.
255
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,021
Please, call me. I'm at the office.
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Call me.
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Phyllis...
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00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,083
Phyllis?
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Damnit!
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00:12:21,348 --> 00:12:24,372
- Tina's here to see you.
- What?! Tina?
261
00:12:25,008 --> 00:12:27,072
How fucking hard is it to get you
on the phone?
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00:12:27,106 --> 00:12:28,433
Apparently not that hard.
263
00:12:28,466 --> 00:12:29,821
You can't avoid me whenever you like.
264
00:12:29,827 --> 00:12:31,452
Because we have a kid together now, okay?
265
00:12:31,508 --> 00:12:32,932
Okay! What do you need from me now?
266
00:12:32,966 --> 00:12:37,053
I need you signature on
the Beverly Montessori enrolment.
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00:12:38,905 --> 00:12:42,620
Wait, enrolment? I just,
I just only sent the applications.
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00:12:42,905 --> 00:12:43,943
You what?
269
00:12:44,036 --> 00:12:46,213
We decided that we were gonna apply
to First... center
270
00:12:46,258 --> 00:12:49,043
for early education. Then I had a chat
with... Institute
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because they had
early art and music programs.
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00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:53,602
How could you do that? How could you
make all these decisions without me?
273
00:12:53,635 --> 00:12:56,120
What do you mean? I didn't,
I didn't make these decisions without you.
274
00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:57,411
We both decided, Tina.
275
00:12:57,458 --> 00:12:59,193
No, we decided nothing of the sort.
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Angelica should go to Beverly Montessori.
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00:13:01,357 --> 00:13:03,383
There is no way we are gonna pay
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- 18.000 dollars for preschool.
- We will pay whatever it takes
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to get her the best education available.
280
00:13:09,066 --> 00:13:11,473
Beverly Montessori is a wonderful school
and it happens to be
281
00:13:11,518 --> 00:13:13,921
- very close to my house.
- That is not a factor.
282
00:13:13,957 --> 00:13:17,622
So you're gonna make Angelica take
a two-and-a-half hour car ride every single day
283
00:13:17,626 --> 00:13:20,321
so she can go to preschool
with Diane Keaton's kids!
284
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:24,342
No! I will make sure that she goes
to the best school period.
285
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,220
The best school period!
286
00:13:26,256 --> 00:13:28,501
You know what? Fuck it! I don't
even know why I bother. You clearly
287
00:13:28,538 --> 00:13:31,372
decided all of this without me.
And you what, for the record,
288
00:13:31,376 --> 00:13:32,742
I am not gonna let your overachieving,
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00:13:32,748 --> 00:13:36,102
psycho dysfunction stress out our kid
before she's three years old.
290
00:13:36,187 --> 00:13:38,490
It's just fucking preschool,
for God's sake!
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00:13:38,528 --> 00:13:41,500
- Crayons. And Playdough.
- No, it is not just crayons.
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00:13:41,607 --> 00:13:43,563
It is a fucking Ivy League education.
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00:13:43,608 --> 00:13:46,161
So naive. Jesus!
294
00:13:47,298 --> 00:13:50,501
Uh... Bette?
Phyllis is on line 1.
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00:13:50,547 --> 00:13:53,502
Oh, fuck you, James. Just fuck you.
296
00:13:57,567 --> 00:13:58,813
- "Buns O'Plenty" by Isaac Hayes -
297
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:01,270
Honestly, Alice,
298
00:14:01,287 --> 00:14:03,171
poker's not my game. I mean,
299
00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:05,493
I played once in Monte Carlo.
300
00:14:06,088 --> 00:14:07,923
And I'm not a winner.
301
00:14:07,968 --> 00:14:10,033
Oh, that's okay, 'cause, you know,
that's why Papi's coming.
302
00:14:10,035 --> 00:14:12,971
She's gonna teach sort a little
poker tricks, you know.
303
00:14:13,015 --> 00:14:14,733
Oh shit! Come in!
304
00:14:14,767 --> 00:14:18,370
Helena, pick your shit up.
Get your pants off the chips!
305
00:14:18,405 --> 00:14:19,851
- What's up?
- Hey!
306
00:14:19,905 --> 00:14:21,881
Liquor in the front...
307
00:14:21,915 --> 00:14:23,732
Yeah, poker in the rear. I know that one.
308
00:14:23,755 --> 00:14:24,862
Who wants a drink?
309
00:14:24,908 --> 00:14:27,071
- I do.
- You want a drink?
310
00:14:27,108 --> 00:14:28,391
Yeah, okay.
311
00:14:28,427 --> 00:14:30,402
Oh, I invited some people.
I hope you don't mind.
312
00:14:31,005 --> 00:14:33,283
You should just leave that open.
Hey! Come in!
313
00:14:33,315 --> 00:14:36,160
- A lot of people?
- Like a few...
314
00:14:36,196 --> 00:14:37,533
- Hi!
- Hey.
315
00:14:41,306 --> 00:14:42,972
I don't have to get that
316
00:14:42,978 --> 00:14:44,342
phone call.
317
00:14:49,507 --> 00:14:51,150
So, Papi, listen,
318
00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:54,851
I haven't played poker
for a really long time.
319
00:14:54,905 --> 00:14:57,412
Alright, Helena, english muffin,
don't you even worry, alright?
320
00:14:57,457 --> 00:14:59,661
It's all about the lessons
you learn here tonight. Okay?
321
00:14:59,705 --> 00:15:01,923
You follow these simple rules,
you can't loose.
322
00:15:02,948 --> 00:15:04,830
- Let's play!
- Hi, Papi.
323
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,202
Come here, give me a kiss.
324
00:15:12,006 --> 00:15:13,440
I love you.
325
00:15:14,556 --> 00:15:16,441
Why don't you get a drink, okay?
326
00:15:16,508 --> 00:15:17,461
Alright.
327
00:15:19,655 --> 00:15:21,411
Do you like cards?
328
00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:25,590
Do I...
Come watch how I take your money.
329
00:15:36,205 --> 00:15:39,393
Come on, I really want you
to hear the song, girl.
330
00:15:39,408 --> 00:15:42,383
- Angus, he hasn't heard it.
- Hey, James.
331
00:15:42,405 --> 00:15:46,373
James, can you get me the best internet site
available for learning sign language?
332
00:15:46,558 --> 00:15:49,042
Angus and Angelica are here to see you.
333
00:15:50,406 --> 00:15:52,310
Speaking of Angus,
can you just show me the man?
334
00:15:52,338 --> 00:15:54,190
Angus and Angelica, they just start
walk into my office.
335
00:15:54,227 --> 00:15:56,181
Oh how's my boo?
My little boo?
336
00:15:56,227 --> 00:15:57,472
I don't know.
337
00:15:57,548 --> 00:15:59,221
- You tell me.
- What do you mean?
338
00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:01,270
Well, I mean,
you do everything for him.
339
00:16:01,278 --> 00:16:03,200
I just want to make sure
that he's treating my sister right.
340
00:16:03,248 --> 00:16:04,710
Kit, can you hold on a second?
341
00:16:04,758 --> 00:16:07,992
- Hey! Mama B!
- Hi baby kid,
342
00:16:07,996 --> 00:16:09,790
- it's so good to see you.
- Wow!
343
00:16:09,847 --> 00:16:12,573
Very impressive.
She works in a new digs.
344
00:16:12,616 --> 00:16:15,111
Hey, I've got Kit on the phone.
You wanna talk to her?
345
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:17,143
Uh no, I'll call her later.
346
00:16:17,187 --> 00:16:19,152
Uh Kit, can I call you right back?
347
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,040
- Uh, yeah. okay.
- Alright. Great.
348
00:16:23,205 --> 00:16:25,391
So how is everything with my sister?
349
00:16:25,406 --> 00:16:27,251
Uh she's... It's great.
350
00:16:27,255 --> 00:16:30,593
The album's really awesome
and people are really excited about it.
351
00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:32,321
Yeah.
You're really lucky to be on it.
352
00:16:33,008 --> 00:16:35,241
Yes, I am.
353
00:16:35,507 --> 00:16:36,751
How's Hazel?
354
00:16:37,616 --> 00:16:39,523
She's good. She is uh...
355
00:16:39,526 --> 00:16:42,502
She's really good with the kids and...
356
00:16:42,518 --> 00:16:44,052
Do you love my sister?
357
00:16:51,308 --> 00:16:52,883
What are you talking about?
358
00:16:55,396 --> 00:16:58,593
I'm talking about the fact that you're
fucking the nanny behind my sister's back.
359
00:17:02,005 --> 00:17:04,451
Fuck you off,
that's what I'm talking about.
360
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:08,571
- What?
- You know,
361
00:17:08,605 --> 00:17:10,671
I love your sister very much
and I made a mistake
362
00:17:10,746 --> 00:17:11,851
and if I'm not wrong,
363
00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:13,810
you've made a couple of those
in your life too.
364
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:16,231
So, I don't think you're really
in a position to judge me right now.
365
00:17:16,275 --> 00:17:19,941
Don't you dare try to turn this into some...
Okay. No.
366
00:17:20,538 --> 00:17:22,343
Alright. No, you're right.
367
00:17:24,006 --> 00:17:25,341
I wanna fix it.
368
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,640
So I'm gonna break it up with Hazel.
369
00:17:31,648 --> 00:17:34,053
I mean, that's so given,
I just, I'm not sure...
370
00:17:35,845 --> 00:17:38,213
I don't know whether to tell Kit or...
371
00:17:38,585 --> 00:17:41,822
Well, see, you can break her heart
and destroy her trust in you.
372
00:17:42,505 --> 00:17:44,131
Mister Bealbin on line 1.
373
00:17:45,506 --> 00:17:47,870
Sweetie, mama B
is gonna put out some fire.
374
00:17:47,908 --> 00:17:51,922
But I love you
and I will see you later.
375
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:55,651
Thank you for bringing her by.
376
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:56,561
Thanks.
377
00:18:01,858 --> 00:18:03,152
Hey, I love you too.
378
00:18:05,957 --> 00:18:07,400
Rule number 1,
379
00:18:07,408 --> 00:18:09,702
poker's all about deception.
380
00:18:09,706 --> 00:18:12,181
- "Sur Te Pas" by Autour de Lucie -
381
00:18:13,308 --> 00:18:15,463
- Hello.
- Hey!
382
00:18:17,548 --> 00:18:18,831
She left.
383
00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:20,382
Stacey did?
384
00:18:21,507 --> 00:18:24,340
It's about pretending your hand
is better than it is.
385
00:18:24,706 --> 00:18:27,330
We were all set to go to
this romantic week end and, and...
386
00:18:27,337 --> 00:18:29,070
She, she got this...
387
00:18:29,076 --> 00:18:31,683
last minute job offering
and she took it.
388
00:18:32,908 --> 00:18:35,741
It's about psyching all the other players
to your advantage.
389
00:18:36,005 --> 00:18:39,232
Well thank you very much,
you fucking vagina wig.
390
00:18:39,266 --> 00:18:40,762
The what?
391
00:18:40,798 --> 00:18:43,782
You've got to know when to bluff
and how far to push it.
392
00:18:44,505 --> 00:18:45,980
No, nothing.
393
00:18:46,026 --> 00:18:48,553
It's, it's just something that I
394
00:18:48,556 --> 00:18:50,211
I call my little
395
00:18:50,227 --> 00:18:51,532
baby niece.
396
00:18:51,905 --> 00:18:54,141
Well, fuck her. Alright?
Fuck her.
397
00:18:54,177 --> 00:18:55,680
Yeah, fuck her.
398
00:18:57,455 --> 00:18:58,402
Listen, I...
399
00:18:59,216 --> 00:19:01,170
I was wandering, uh...
400
00:19:01,175 --> 00:19:04,140
You know, I've still got these reservations
and uh...
401
00:19:05,587 --> 00:19:08,573
If there's any chance
you're free at all, it...
402
00:19:08,577 --> 00:19:11,920
it'd be really silly
let them go to waste, you know.
403
00:19:13,005 --> 00:19:14,731
Let me check my schedule.
404
00:19:18,808 --> 00:19:20,311
Second rule,
405
00:19:20,456 --> 00:19:22,503
Hey, Megan, what's wrong?
406
00:19:23,486 --> 00:19:25,762
The chief Barclay had the promotion.
407
00:19:26,007 --> 00:19:27,922
You're kidding me!
408
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,382
This guy's a moron.
409
00:19:30,655 --> 00:19:32,663
Leave emotion at the door.
410
00:19:32,668 --> 00:19:35,931
A moron who played golf with Mitch
and went to the same fraternity.
411
00:19:37,006 --> 00:19:39,023
That is so uncool.
412
00:19:39,798 --> 00:19:42,972
I mean, you're so much more qualified
than Barclay is.
413
00:19:43,006 --> 00:19:45,301
Plus, you've been here since the beginning.
414
00:19:46,005 --> 00:19:47,750
You've gotta play the hand
you've dealth.
415
00:19:47,785 --> 00:19:49,740
What do you suggest I do?
416
00:19:49,786 --> 00:19:51,291
Fucking sue him.
417
00:19:51,898 --> 00:19:53,132
Listen to me, Megan,
418
00:19:53,138 --> 00:19:55,432
nobody here deserves that promotion
more than you.
419
00:19:55,435 --> 00:19:56,480
Nobody.
420
00:19:57,705 --> 00:20:01,350
Don't get involved in other people's bullshit.
That just gets in the way.
421
00:20:01,805 --> 00:20:05,330
You know, that's easy for you to say.
You're a member of the boys' club.
422
00:20:06,507 --> 00:20:09,183
A nice member,
but a member nevertheless.
423
00:20:13,008 --> 00:20:14,202
Third rule,
424
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,540
poker's not for, like, the wussy player,
all right?
425
00:20:16,547 --> 00:20:19,591
Sometimes, you gotta go all in.
426
00:20:26,307 --> 00:20:28,050
Place your bet.
427
00:20:44,008 --> 00:20:46,213
Then commit to you hand.
428
00:21:05,106 --> 00:21:07,632
You scare me.
429
00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:10,861
Why do I scare you?
430
00:21:43,007 --> 00:21:45,750
The more I'm afraid of something
431
00:21:47,246 --> 00:21:50,430
the more I know I have to do it.
432
00:21:51,567 --> 00:21:54,622
I figured that out
when I was a kid.
433
00:21:57,775 --> 00:22:00,991
I can lead a protected life,
434
00:22:02,056 --> 00:22:06,050
hiding away from this scary world.
435
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:13,093
Or I could take on the things
that scares me the most.
436
00:22:16,505 --> 00:22:19,653
The more it might hurt,
437
00:22:23,257 --> 00:22:26,432
the more I might die doing it,
438
00:22:29,505 --> 00:22:33,840
the more worth doing it
must be.
439
00:22:36,577 --> 00:22:38,511
I don't wanna die right now.
440
00:22:39,027 --> 00:22:40,730
Me neither.
441
00:22:54,877 --> 00:22:56,950
Do you want to try it?
442
00:23:32,408 --> 00:23:33,672
It's okay.
443
00:24:19,707 --> 00:24:20,860
Come down.
444
00:24:20,866 --> 00:24:22,332
Come up.
445
00:24:24,048 --> 00:24:26,450
Don't worry about getting dirty.
446
00:26:22,535 --> 00:26:24,031
Okay, I'm cool.
447
00:26:26,146 --> 00:26:27,981
Two reds. But I'm in. I'm in.
448
00:26:29,508 --> 00:26:31,203
What are we doing here?
Alright, alright, alright.
449
00:26:34,958 --> 00:26:36,053
Alright.
450
00:26:36,107 --> 00:26:37,321
Papi,
451
00:26:38,076 --> 00:26:40,753
- we're going to smoke.
- Alright, go.
452
00:26:44,007 --> 00:26:46,143
Here we go, hands.
453
00:26:46,768 --> 00:26:48,453
- I'm ready.
- Go.
454
00:26:49,406 --> 00:26:51,252
Oh shit! Oh man!
455
00:26:51,907 --> 00:26:55,203
My girl's a winner!
She keeps her cards close to her chest.
456
00:26:58,006 --> 00:26:59,551
I am so proud of you, man.
457
00:27:01,177 --> 00:27:04,591
You just wade out. You just wade it out,
lady. You just wade it out.
458
00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:06,880
- This is rent money.
- Are you... money?
459
00:27:15,995 --> 00:27:17,150
Sorry, sorry.
460
00:27:20,545 --> 00:27:21,940
That's funny. I'll sue that.
461
00:27:29,007 --> 00:27:31,341
Oh shit, little Nicky.
462
00:27:38,848 --> 00:27:41,050
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna put...
463
00:27:41,057 --> 00:27:43,541
You know what? Hey, mama.
464
00:27:43,607 --> 00:27:44,782
I win!
465
00:27:46,018 --> 00:27:49,951
- Take it...
- That's cool, that's cool.
466
00:27:50,578 --> 00:27:52,140
What should I've done then?
467
00:27:53,347 --> 00:27:54,971
What are you doing?
468
00:27:55,656 --> 00:27:57,353
Get the fuck off of her.
469
00:27:58,207 --> 00:27:59,490
Fuck you.
470
00:28:09,507 --> 00:28:13,352
Shut up!
Let go of her!
471
00:28:13,545 --> 00:28:15,922
- Handle your bitches, man.
- Oh, thank you.
472
00:28:16,006 --> 00:28:17,660
- You're going down, bitch!
- Okay, okay, alright.
473
00:28:19,005 --> 00:28:20,010
Ladies!
474
00:28:20,018 --> 00:28:22,372
- You're going down, bitch!
- Fuck you!
475
00:28:24,808 --> 00:28:26,042
Oh god!
476
00:28:27,207 --> 00:28:31,013
- Fuck my mother! Fuck!
- I'm so sorry. Oh shit...
477
00:28:31,597 --> 00:28:34,193
- Oh it hurts. It really hurts.
- Are you okay?
478
00:28:37,505 --> 00:28:39,003
I'm sorry again.
479
00:28:39,398 --> 00:28:42,062
- I'm not really that kinda psycho.
- It's okay.
480
00:28:43,567 --> 00:28:44,760
Sorry.
481
00:28:45,607 --> 00:28:46,673
No, you know, it's,
482
00:28:46,708 --> 00:28:47,742
it's fine.
483
00:28:47,807 --> 00:28:50,233
I'm actually kind of excited
to get a black eye.
484
00:28:50,246 --> 00:28:52,120
I think that'll be cute.
I don't know why.
485
00:28:52,125 --> 00:28:53,281
It's gonna look good.
486
00:28:53,306 --> 00:28:54,520
I don't know about a black eye
487
00:28:54,525 --> 00:28:57,411
but you'll definitively have a bad bruise
for about a week.
488
00:28:58,006 --> 00:28:59,250
Well, see, that's no good.
489
00:28:59,265 --> 00:29:01,270
That is not gonna look good
for the premiere.
490
00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:05,313
- You're going right? Are you going?
- Yeah, I'm going.
491
00:29:07,308 --> 00:29:09,423
Don't worry, you'll still be cute.
492
00:29:15,908 --> 00:29:19,771
Oh my god! Looks like
he got attacked by a lawn mower.
493
00:29:20,177 --> 00:29:21,981
I'm guessing a car accident.
494
00:29:22,058 --> 00:29:25,433
All that blood come outta his nose
means he could have internal injuries.
495
00:29:25,535 --> 00:29:27,331
He's definitively getting in before you.
496
00:29:28,208 --> 00:29:29,700
What are you? A paramedic?
497
00:29:30,407 --> 00:29:31,411
No.
498
00:29:37,505 --> 00:29:39,563
It's like fucking Iraq in here.
499
00:29:39,898 --> 00:29:42,932
It's not fucking Iraq in here.
You haven't seen Iraq.
500
00:29:44,077 --> 00:29:46,370
- Like you have?
- Yeah.
501
00:29:47,005 --> 00:29:48,260
What are you talking about?
502
00:29:48,308 --> 00:29:50,403
Just what I've said.
I've been in Iraq.
503
00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:52,010
Are you a journalist?
504
00:29:52,046 --> 00:29:53,872
No. I'm in the service.
505
00:29:53,907 --> 00:29:56,563
- You're in the army?
- National Guard.
506
00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:00,700
What?
You've got a problem with that?
507
00:30:02,555 --> 00:30:04,163
No, I just, I...
508
00:30:04,168 --> 00:30:07,062
- guess I never imagined that you...
- Okay, I'll tell you what.
509
00:30:07,508 --> 00:30:10,793
While I was over here defending your country,
what were you over here doing?
510
00:30:11,006 --> 00:30:14,203
What? Burning up oil
driving your car to beauty saloon?
511
00:30:16,005 --> 00:30:17,040
Uh, listen,
512
00:30:17,075 --> 00:30:20,401
I never asked you to go fight
George Bush's stupid fucking war, okay?
513
00:30:20,448 --> 00:30:23,682
It was my job. I don't like Bush
anymore than you do.
514
00:30:23,727 --> 00:30:25,403
It's your job to kill innocent Iraqis?
515
00:30:25,467 --> 00:30:27,430
- You know what? Shit.
- That's a job?
516
00:30:28,365 --> 00:30:31,073
Hey, Tasha!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
517
00:30:32,565 --> 00:30:35,040
I don't even know why I said that.
I was...
518
00:30:35,048 --> 00:30:36,073
I'm sorry.
519
00:30:37,705 --> 00:30:38,942
Please, don't go.
520
00:30:40,626 --> 00:30:41,933
I'm sorry.
521
00:31:02,565 --> 00:31:06,200
- So what's up with you eye?
- Well it hurts, like fuck.
522
00:31:06,508 --> 00:31:07,542
Sorry.
523
00:31:17,288 --> 00:31:19,762
Personally, I've never seen
any like it before.
524
00:31:19,806 --> 00:31:22,901
You do a girl a favor, and she ends up
biting the hand that feeds her.
525
00:31:23,437 --> 00:31:24,332
What's up, Ed?
526
00:31:25,085 --> 00:31:26,782
Megan Reed made a complaint.
527
00:31:26,785 --> 00:31:30,242
She's thinking about suing Mitch
for passing him before the PM promotion.
528
00:31:30,518 --> 00:31:32,081
She's gonna sue him?
529
00:31:32,158 --> 00:31:33,823
Well, she has been here long before Barclay.
530
00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:35,033
It's total bullshit, okay.
531
00:31:35,075 --> 00:31:36,340
She doesn't like the...
532
00:31:36,745 --> 00:31:38,141
Donald heard me out,
533
00:31:38,145 --> 00:31:39,333
he's totally behind me.
534
00:31:39,405 --> 00:31:40,713
She's a stupid bitch!
535
00:31:42,537 --> 00:31:43,750
Whatever!
536
00:31:54,708 --> 00:31:56,032
Go, mister man!
537
00:31:56,476 --> 00:31:58,633
Have a great time!
538
00:31:59,407 --> 00:32:01,520
- Hey, Shay.
- Hi!
539
00:32:01,608 --> 00:32:04,171
- Jared's at the back with our neighbors.
- See you, Shane.
540
00:32:04,207 --> 00:32:06,921
Thank you so much for doing this.
I appreciate it.
541
00:32:06,976 --> 00:32:08,893
Sure. And uh...
542
00:32:08,897 --> 00:32:10,462
I'm sorry
543
00:32:11,006 --> 00:32:13,010
- about the other day.
- No!
544
00:32:13,016 --> 00:32:15,830
I really don't want to make you
uncomfortable.
545
00:32:15,868 --> 00:32:18,711
Oh no, you didn't made it.
It was me too.
546
00:32:18,716 --> 00:32:20,573
'Cause I had a part in that.
547
00:32:21,228 --> 00:32:22,753
I just uh...
548
00:32:23,415 --> 00:32:24,850
I don't know. I don't,
549
00:32:25,508 --> 00:32:27,183
I don't wanna fuck things up right now.
550
00:32:27,208 --> 00:32:28,733
You know, with Shay,
551
00:32:29,647 --> 00:32:31,842
- and, you know, myself...
- What makes you think
552
00:32:31,885 --> 00:32:33,430
you'd fuck things up?
553
00:32:34,607 --> 00:32:35,682
Paige,
554
00:32:37,466 --> 00:32:39,833
I mean it, I think
you are an amazing woman.
555
00:32:39,878 --> 00:32:44,021
Oh, no no no. Just stop
before you get to the "but".
556
00:32:45,007 --> 00:32:47,330
You're a really amazing woman,
557
00:32:47,718 --> 00:32:49,343
but you're not my type.
558
00:32:49,406 --> 00:32:51,260
You're a really amazing woman,
559
00:32:51,265 --> 00:32:52,830
but I'm in a relationship.
560
00:32:53,907 --> 00:32:55,690
I'd really love to fuck you,
561
00:32:56,768 --> 00:32:58,420
but I won't stay the night.
562
00:33:01,408 --> 00:33:02,963
I probably wouldn't.
563
00:33:07,508 --> 00:33:09,432
And I'm also the person that,
564
00:33:10,455 --> 00:33:12,290
when I get too close to someone,
565
00:33:12,297 --> 00:33:13,721
I push her away.
566
00:33:15,996 --> 00:33:19,750
And I don't trust myself enough
to not do that to you.
567
00:33:21,205 --> 00:33:22,863
And I don't wanna do that to you.
568
00:33:23,405 --> 00:33:27,253
Plus, I mean it, I do think
you're an amazing woman.
569
00:33:28,126 --> 00:33:29,543
And I,
570
00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:32,200
I think you could do a lot better than me.
571
00:33:33,106 --> 00:33:36,141
Thanks. That's a...
nice way to put it.
572
00:33:36,206 --> 00:33:37,720
It's the truth.
573
00:33:43,008 --> 00:33:44,311
Thank you again.
574
00:33:44,405 --> 00:33:45,643
Have a good time.
575
00:33:46,128 --> 00:33:47,171
Yeah.
576
00:33:47,207 --> 00:33:48,632
I'll call you in a little bit,
577
00:33:48,638 --> 00:33:50,691
for checking how kids are doing.
578
00:33:55,406 --> 00:33:57,180
Oh hey, um...
579
00:33:57,586 --> 00:34:00,193
with everything that's going on
in your life right now,
580
00:34:01,726 --> 00:34:03,351
if you need a friend,
581
00:34:04,207 --> 00:34:05,760
I'm up for that.
582
00:34:07,006 --> 00:34:08,370
I would love that.
583
00:34:17,437 --> 00:34:20,411
Well, check again.
Am I speaking another language?
584
00:34:21,035 --> 00:34:24,722
Stacey Merkin,
M-E-R-K-I-N
585
00:34:24,725 --> 00:34:26,941
Just check under Si Magazine!
586
00:34:26,976 --> 00:34:28,073
What's going on?
587
00:34:28,306 --> 00:34:31,281
Hi. I'm supposed to be interviewing
Shane McCutcheon.
588
00:34:31,325 --> 00:34:33,533
I'm Stacey Merkin, from Si Magazine.
589
00:34:33,567 --> 00:34:35,563
Si Magazine's already inside
in the green room.
590
00:34:35,575 --> 00:34:37,410
- Who booked you?
- Sophia Mancuso.
591
00:34:37,457 --> 00:34:39,921
I don't know any Sophia Mancuso
and I know everybody.
592
00:34:39,955 --> 00:34:41,250
We can't help you.
593
00:34:41,306 --> 00:34:42,831
Fucking asshole!
594
00:34:43,506 --> 00:34:45,212
- Hey, Max.
- Hey.
595
00:34:45,307 --> 00:34:47,552
What is it that you wanted
to talk to me about?
596
00:34:47,806 --> 00:34:49,931
I'm here to back up Megan Reed.
597
00:34:50,506 --> 00:34:51,751
What do you mean?
598
00:34:52,385 --> 00:34:55,672
I know for a fact
that Mitch doesn't support women.
599
00:34:55,705 --> 00:34:58,520
And that he routinely discriminates
against female employees.
600
00:34:58,606 --> 00:34:59,852
How do you know that?
601
00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:02,083
What evidence are you offering
602
00:35:02,086 --> 00:35:04,401
to substantiate Megan's accusation?
603
00:35:06,007 --> 00:35:07,453
Because he did it to me.
604
00:35:14,616 --> 00:35:16,553
- "You've Been Spiked"
by Chris Joss -
605
00:35:36,378 --> 00:35:38,231
Shane! Over here!
606
00:35:39,087 --> 00:35:42,841
- Oh my God!
- Oh my God...
607
00:35:46,008 --> 00:35:49,051
What does that mean,
"You're looking very Shane today"?
608
00:35:49,087 --> 00:35:50,370
Fuck, if I know.
609
00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:54,552
You've got to come on in.
610
00:35:54,605 --> 00:35:56,540
- Oh, come with me.
- Oh, sorry, you have to stay here.
611
00:35:56,587 --> 00:35:58,620
- They're gonna come in. They're gonna come in.
- Oh really?
612
00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:00,621
That is so rude!
613
00:36:18,505 --> 00:36:20,022
This is crazy.
614
00:36:21,325 --> 00:36:23,482
This sucks. Okay,
615
00:36:23,485 --> 00:36:25,181
enough. Sorry.
616
00:36:25,277 --> 00:36:27,232
You wanna go in?
Let's go on in.
617
00:36:27,306 --> 00:36:30,452
Shane! Shane, hi!
It's Stacey Merkin.
618
00:36:30,488 --> 00:36:33,092
- I was supposed to interview you.
- Are you the vagina wig?
619
00:36:34,107 --> 00:36:35,652
Alright, time to go, m'am.
620
00:36:36,005 --> 00:36:37,203
Hi!
621
00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:39,893
The Chart.
622
00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:42,931
Yeah, Alice, you know.
Pretty dress.
623
00:36:44,905 --> 00:36:45,742
Sorry.
624
00:36:51,457 --> 00:36:52,650
Debbie,
625
00:36:53,136 --> 00:36:56,771
do you think it's terrible the two of us
in here along together?
626
00:36:57,858 --> 00:36:59,673
No, I don't think it's terrible.
627
00:36:59,675 --> 00:37:02,260
I think that she was the one
that stood you up.
628
00:37:03,107 --> 00:37:04,900
And you've done nothing wrong.
629
00:37:08,107 --> 00:37:10,350
I think I'm supposed
to be completely broken-hearted
630
00:37:10,357 --> 00:37:12,952
'cause she doesn't care enough about
our relationship that she turned down
631
00:37:13,446 --> 00:37:15,282
- at a stupid interview with some...
- Thank you.
632
00:37:15,285 --> 00:37:16,872
...no name celebrity.
633
00:37:18,697 --> 00:37:20,702
The truth is I'm actually
634
00:37:22,086 --> 00:37:26,101
in a very beautiful place with you
and
635
00:37:27,945 --> 00:37:30,551
and there's a fire and
636
00:37:30,557 --> 00:37:31,731
good wine
637
00:37:32,097 --> 00:37:33,322
and
638
00:37:37,066 --> 00:37:39,241
I think the reason why I feel guilty
639
00:37:39,246 --> 00:37:41,221
is that I really wanna kiss you.
640
00:37:42,038 --> 00:37:43,191
You do?
641
00:37:48,028 --> 00:37:49,531
A lot.
642
00:37:53,706 --> 00:37:55,040
So kiss me.
643
00:38:41,306 --> 00:38:43,393
I'm sorry. I...
644
00:38:45,305 --> 00:38:47,031
I really want you.
645
00:38:47,905 --> 00:38:50,240
- But I think that's...
- What?
646
00:38:50,255 --> 00:38:52,832
I feel terrible. I just, I,
647
00:38:52,906 --> 00:38:55,480
I can't cheat on Stacey like this,
I've got uh...
648
00:38:56,586 --> 00:38:58,260
I'll talk to her.
649
00:38:58,627 --> 00:39:00,501
And I'll tell her that it's just
650
00:39:00,506 --> 00:39:02,580
over. And then...
651
00:39:03,155 --> 00:39:04,871
I owe her that.
652
00:39:04,976 --> 00:39:07,291
I am so crazy about you.
653
00:39:08,517 --> 00:39:09,981
You are?
654
00:39:15,187 --> 00:39:16,353
Oh fuck!
655
00:39:17,167 --> 00:39:18,991
I have to, uh,
656
00:39:18,995 --> 00:39:21,303
I have to talk to you about something.
657
00:39:21,408 --> 00:39:22,562
What?
658
00:39:25,708 --> 00:39:27,632
I've been lying to you,
659
00:39:27,676 --> 00:39:30,912
and I've done something
that's very dishonest,
660
00:39:31,007 --> 00:39:33,442
and I'm very, very, very sorry.
661
00:39:34,307 --> 00:39:36,872
I hope that
662
00:39:37,585 --> 00:39:40,641
if you can let me explain
all the crazy reasons
663
00:39:40,685 --> 00:39:42,470
why I've done this that
664
00:39:43,507 --> 00:39:45,470
it won't be too late
665
00:39:46,015 --> 00:39:47,242
for us.
666
00:39:51,427 --> 00:39:54,061
There's no such thing as "too late".
667
00:39:55,136 --> 00:39:57,103
And I really believe that.
668
00:39:57,107 --> 00:39:58,180
Truly.
669
00:39:58,206 --> 00:40:01,101
Just tell me.
Just talk to me.
670
00:40:01,208 --> 00:40:03,851
- I mean, whatever you've done...
- I'm so sorry...
671
00:40:03,897 --> 00:40:05,320
What?
672
00:40:05,415 --> 00:40:06,520
I can...
673
00:40:06,607 --> 00:40:08,581
- Yeah?
- Lindsey?
674
00:40:08,615 --> 00:40:10,281
Lindsey, are you in there?
675
00:40:11,676 --> 00:40:13,432
Shit! Where is my shirt?
676
00:40:13,505 --> 00:40:14,973
Over here.
677
00:40:15,508 --> 00:40:18,213
It's okay, honey. I'm just,
I'm getting out of the shower.
678
00:40:18,215 --> 00:40:19,980
There's water everywhere.
679
00:40:20,025 --> 00:40:22,222
- Sweetie, I'm so sorry.
- I'll be there in 2 seconds.
680
00:40:22,227 --> 00:40:24,441
- I'm so sorry and I did a stupid mistake.
- What the fuck is she doing here?!
681
00:40:24,445 --> 00:40:26,032
- I didn't mean to...
- It's okay.
682
00:40:26,106 --> 00:40:28,353
What are you doing here!
Oh my God!
683
00:40:28,407 --> 00:40:30,443
- I'm so sorry.
- You're crazy!
684
00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:37,420
- Schecter...
- Hello,
685
00:40:37,468 --> 00:40:40,680
- Merkin.
- Stacey, this is my friend
686
00:40:40,708 --> 00:40:42,992
I was telling you about.
This is Debbie Oxnard.
687
00:40:43,007 --> 00:40:47,423
No, this is Jennifer fucking Schecter,
the lunatic whose book I reviewed.
688
00:40:47,505 --> 00:40:48,881
What?
689
00:40:50,556 --> 00:40:53,630
That's actually what I was about to
690
00:40:53,637 --> 00:40:55,160
explain.
691
00:40:55,207 --> 00:40:57,432
What could you possibly say?
692
00:40:58,506 --> 00:41:00,820
I don't know. This is gonna sound so...
693
00:41:06,007 --> 00:41:09,973
I thought that if I could prove that
you weren't a saint,
694
00:41:10,596 --> 00:41:14,193
and I thought that if I could make you
sleep with me
695
00:41:14,208 --> 00:41:16,203
that it would prove that all those really
696
00:41:16,218 --> 00:41:19,533
horrible, mean things
that Stacey said about me
697
00:41:19,538 --> 00:41:22,901
and my experiences
and the way I turned out...
698
00:41:22,935 --> 00:41:27,032
- wouldn't be true.
- What the fuck are you talking about?!
699
00:41:27,105 --> 00:41:28,852
I thought that if I could
700
00:41:28,856 --> 00:41:32,341
make you into a liar and a cheat
701
00:41:32,357 --> 00:41:34,613
like me... But you know,
702
00:41:34,658 --> 00:41:36,451
the thing is, you're not.
703
00:41:36,506 --> 00:41:38,852
I mean, you're right about that, Stacey.
704
00:41:41,516 --> 00:41:43,023
You're a saint.
705
00:41:46,507 --> 00:41:48,290
I'm so sorry.
706
00:41:49,376 --> 00:41:50,572
You're not,
707
00:41:50,635 --> 00:41:52,213
you're not a student.
708
00:41:54,816 --> 00:41:56,013
No.
709
00:41:57,436 --> 00:41:59,353
Fucking manatees.
710
00:41:59,578 --> 00:42:02,890
The manatees are a little bit true
'cause I...
711
00:42:02,935 --> 00:42:05,660
- I did write a story about...
- Sounder?
712
00:42:05,735 --> 00:42:09,562
That's not my dog.
I adopted him from a rescue.
713
00:42:11,578 --> 00:42:13,681
- Did you sleep with her?
- No.
714
00:42:13,706 --> 00:42:15,631
No. I gotta get...
715
00:42:17,708 --> 00:42:19,252
I gotta get out of here.
716
00:42:20,507 --> 00:42:21,930
How could you do that?
717
00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:23,821
Fuck!
718
00:42:25,086 --> 00:42:27,350
How can anybody do something like that.
719
00:42:27,955 --> 00:42:29,582
I know, it's crazy.
720
00:42:33,006 --> 00:42:36,413
Just stay the fuck away from us.
721
00:42:43,965 --> 00:42:45,653
- "Monterey Blues" by Virginia Mayhew -
722
00:42:53,308 --> 00:42:55,520
Ugh, that movie bit ass.
723
00:42:55,607 --> 00:42:58,582
You know what? I need a new haircut,
and I've just stopped wearing ties.
724
00:42:58,617 --> 00:43:01,301
But that was an amazing flop
back then when she had the river.
725
00:43:01,306 --> 00:43:02,703
God, look at that.
726
00:43:02,808 --> 00:43:03,672
Hey.
727
00:43:03,708 --> 00:43:06,510
- Wow, you look...
- ...very Shane today?
728
00:43:06,558 --> 00:43:07,692
Fuck you.
729
00:43:07,767 --> 00:43:09,713
Fuck everyone. Let's play poker.
730
00:43:12,007 --> 00:43:13,422
- Shane?
- Yes?
731
00:43:13,507 --> 00:43:15,051
There's somebody I think
you should meet.
732
00:43:17,008 --> 00:43:18,240
Saskia?
733
00:43:18,897 --> 00:43:21,272
I would like to introduce you to Shane.
734
00:43:21,725 --> 00:43:24,543
I've been told
I'm looking very Shane today.
735
00:43:24,607 --> 00:43:26,561
Well, I would consider that
as a compliment.
736
00:43:26,607 --> 00:43:27,880
Thank you.
737
00:43:31,608 --> 00:43:32,962
Shit, um...
738
00:43:33,137 --> 00:43:34,591
I'm gonna take this.
739
00:43:34,675 --> 00:43:37,263
Thanks, Burg.
So, it was nice to meet you.
740
00:43:37,706 --> 00:43:38,680
Hello.
741
00:43:39,025 --> 00:43:42,933
Oh hey! I'm really sorry to bother you.
I just
742
00:43:42,996 --> 00:43:44,602
thought I would get your voice mail.
743
00:43:46,557 --> 00:43:49,163
- Shay woke up from a bad dream.
- Can I talk to him?
744
00:43:52,098 --> 00:43:53,042
Hello?
745
00:43:53,106 --> 00:43:56,432
Hey little man.
I hear you had a bad dream...
746
00:43:57,008 --> 00:43:58,200
Yeah.
747
00:43:58,815 --> 00:44:00,483
You want me to come and get you?
748
00:44:00,558 --> 00:44:02,251
No, I'm okay.
749
00:44:02,508 --> 00:44:03,741
You're sure?
750
00:44:04,288 --> 00:44:07,173
- I would like to bed now.
- Yeah, if you want.
751
00:44:10,837 --> 00:44:13,122
Yeah, he's gonna go back to bed.
752
00:44:13,507 --> 00:44:15,331
He just needed to hear your voice.
753
00:44:15,388 --> 00:44:16,503
Should I
754
00:44:16,507 --> 00:44:20,391
- come in? I mean, I can try to get out of here.
- No, don't worry. He's fine.
755
00:44:20,707 --> 00:44:22,812
You just have a good time, okay?
756
00:44:22,906 --> 00:44:25,453
- Okay. Bye.
- Bye.
757
00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:37,362
We were together for 5 years.
758
00:44:37,368 --> 00:44:38,563
In New York.
759
00:44:41,066 --> 00:44:42,912
She was hot
760
00:44:43,967 --> 00:44:46,400
but her career stopped
761
00:44:46,435 --> 00:44:48,592
and mine took off.
762
00:44:48,638 --> 00:44:50,590
So why did it end?
763
00:44:51,628 --> 00:44:53,143
I got famous,
764
00:44:53,187 --> 00:44:54,990
and she wanted to be the star.
765
00:44:55,947 --> 00:44:57,191
Tina and I,
766
00:44:59,687 --> 00:45:02,280
Tina and I were together for
767
00:45:02,308 --> 00:45:04,322
- 8
- 8
768
00:45:06,558 --> 00:45:07,612
eight years.
769
00:45:08,146 --> 00:45:09,632
But then
770
00:45:10,286 --> 00:45:14,061
then a lot changed
after she had the baby.
771
00:45:14,068 --> 00:45:16,141
- So much changed.
- Wait, wait, wait.
772
00:45:16,187 --> 00:45:17,733
Tina had a baby?
773
00:45:17,776 --> 00:45:21,461
Oh no, we, we had a ba-
a baby.
774
00:45:21,508 --> 00:45:23,560
- Me and Tina.
- You and Tina together?
775
00:45:23,606 --> 00:45:24,413
Yes.
776
00:45:26,038 --> 00:45:29,940
A toodle, she's little.
Angelica, she's almost 2.
777
00:45:32,705 --> 00:45:34,003
An
778
00:45:34,088 --> 00:45:36,301
gelica
779
00:45:36,308 --> 00:45:38,531
- Angelica...
- Angelica.
780
00:45:40,706 --> 00:45:42,843
- That is pretty.
- Thank you.
781
00:45:42,876 --> 00:45:44,390
She's beautiful.
782
00:45:48,255 --> 00:45:49,822
I don't like kids.
783
00:45:50,345 --> 00:45:51,240
What?
784
00:45:53,097 --> 00:45:55,082
I don't like kids.
785
00:45:58,826 --> 00:46:00,132
Wow...
786
00:46:02,268 --> 00:46:03,500
WOW...
787
00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:05,680
I'm sorry.
788
00:46:05,686 --> 00:46:07,173
I don't.
789
00:46:11,348 --> 00:46:13,463
They need too much attention.
790
00:46:14,508 --> 00:46:16,380
They get in the way of work,
791
00:46:17,486 --> 00:46:18,852
of sex.
792
00:46:20,587 --> 00:46:21,791
They're a hassle.
793
00:46:24,118 --> 00:46:27,833
- Can I get you ladies anything else?
- No, just the check. Thanks.
794
00:46:27,838 --> 00:46:28,933
Thank you.
795
00:46:36,905 --> 00:46:39,090
'Cause I love her.
It's just, you know,
796
00:46:39,125 --> 00:46:41,050
I think she's just used to
having housekeepers,
797
00:46:41,056 --> 00:46:43,150
people looking after like everything.
798
00:46:43,207 --> 00:46:44,670
Yeah, I know, I get that.
799
00:46:45,176 --> 00:46:47,013
What's the deal with you and Papi though?
800
00:46:50,448 --> 00:46:53,341
I, I was at... Long Beach,
801
00:46:53,347 --> 00:46:55,061
and I just come out,
802
00:46:55,568 --> 00:46:57,471
and I went to The Palms.
803
00:46:59,495 --> 00:47:01,492
And of course Papi tried to pick me up.
804
00:47:01,535 --> 00:47:02,411
Yeah.
805
00:47:02,505 --> 00:47:05,153
So we hooked up for one night and uh...
806
00:47:07,095 --> 00:47:09,300
- That was just terrible.
- Oh really?
807
00:47:09,415 --> 00:47:11,170
- You had bad sex with Papi?
- Oh yeah!
808
00:47:11,176 --> 00:47:13,052
There was like no chemistry.
809
00:47:15,028 --> 00:47:16,682
I mean she's not my type.
810
00:47:16,725 --> 00:47:18,523
I don't know you had a type.
811
00:47:19,158 --> 00:47:21,070
I just like girls who are girls.
812
00:47:23,608 --> 00:47:25,700
You know, it's all good though 'cause
813
00:47:26,075 --> 00:47:27,890
me and Papi we became best friends.
814
00:47:27,898 --> 00:47:29,903
She's the best friend
anybody could have.
815
00:47:30,007 --> 00:47:32,133
Yeah, yeah. That's for sure.
She's got your back.
816
00:47:32,136 --> 00:47:33,721
- Yeah.
- Definitively.
817
00:47:35,418 --> 00:47:36,971
So you like girly girls, huh?
818
00:47:39,226 --> 00:47:40,920
- Yeah.
- You like my dress?
819
00:47:41,715 --> 00:47:44,303
- You're fucking with me?
- It's pretty, right?
820
00:47:44,307 --> 00:47:45,722
It's pink,
821
00:47:46,167 --> 00:47:47,333
feminine.
822
00:47:51,008 --> 00:47:53,500
- Yeah, that's cute.
- Yeah. Glad you'd like it.
823
00:47:57,258 --> 00:47:59,422
You were touching my right nipple...
824
00:47:59,425 --> 00:48:00,581
and I...
825
00:48:01,405 --> 00:48:02,763
Oh, excuse-me.
826
00:48:02,795 --> 00:48:05,132
- Yeah?
- Is that your friend on the poster?
827
00:48:05,175 --> 00:48:06,222
Yes.
828
00:48:06,267 --> 00:48:09,130
We were just wandering if
you could settle a little wager for us.
829
00:48:09,175 --> 00:48:10,120
Sure.
830
00:48:10,198 --> 00:48:12,341
Does she prefer
to sleep with boys or girls?
831
00:48:12,408 --> 00:48:13,811
- Boys!
- Actually,
832
00:48:13,847 --> 00:48:16,952
- she plays on the whole girls team.
- Oh damnit!
833
00:48:17,057 --> 00:48:18,500
Catherine Rothberg.
834
00:48:18,708 --> 00:48:20,002
Oh! Hi.
835
00:48:20,045 --> 00:48:21,952
I hate to take your money, Miles.
That's way too easy.
836
00:48:22,005 --> 00:48:24,190
- Miles Jewell.
- He's canadian.
837
00:48:24,205 --> 00:48:25,813
Helena Peabody.
838
00:48:25,818 --> 00:48:27,803
- That's a pleasure.
- Ooh, double or nothing.
839
00:48:27,845 --> 00:48:29,862
- Guess that accent.
- Australian.
840
00:48:30,226 --> 00:48:32,322
- Middle Sex.
- London.
841
00:48:32,408 --> 00:48:33,553
Sussex.
842
00:48:34,667 --> 00:48:38,133
I have a house near Midhurst.
It's big, it's old, it's freezing in the winter
843
00:48:38,206 --> 00:48:39,071
and I hate it.
844
00:48:39,127 --> 00:48:41,712
- I'm sorry.
- So what's your story?
845
00:48:41,758 --> 00:48:43,952
Hundred box say, she has a boyfriend
who's an architect.
846
00:48:44,057 --> 00:48:45,903
Oh no, movie producer, definitively.
847
00:48:46,008 --> 00:48:48,463
What? Do you just bet on everything?
848
00:48:48,506 --> 00:48:49,790
- Everything.
- Everything.
849
00:48:49,886 --> 00:48:51,341
So, what's the verdict?
850
00:48:51,357 --> 00:48:54,852
Currently single, but
a life long play on Shane's team.
851
00:48:56,048 --> 00:48:57,720
I hate to loose.
852
00:49:02,918 --> 00:49:05,073
We were just on our way
to my private power game
853
00:49:05,128 --> 00:49:06,811
and we were wandering
if you'd like to join us.
854
00:49:06,816 --> 00:49:10,180
I'd love to come. I mean,
I've heard that's a great game.
855
00:49:10,706 --> 00:49:12,950
Well, I have to warn you,
it's not for the fane of heart.
856
00:49:13,005 --> 00:49:14,872
I'm feeling lucky tonight.
857
00:49:20,506 --> 00:49:21,341
Hey.
858
00:49:22,088 --> 00:49:24,050
She went down around 9.
859
00:49:24,107 --> 00:49:25,500
How was your date?
860
00:49:26,078 --> 00:49:27,200
It sucked.
861
00:49:27,745 --> 00:49:29,712
Ooh, I'm sorry.
862
00:49:32,046 --> 00:49:32,953
Good night.
863
00:49:33,458 --> 00:49:36,613
I, I did it by the way.
864
00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:39,640
I broke it off with Hazel.
865
00:49:42,665 --> 00:49:43,562
Good.
866
00:50:02,937 --> 00:50:05,743
- "Luck Be a Lady" by Brian Setzer -
867
00:50:24,507 --> 00:50:26,290
I asked them to change over the theater.
868
00:50:29,298 --> 00:50:30,863
Oh my godness!
869
00:50:36,598 --> 00:50:38,700
My God!
It's good to see you.
870
00:50:43,505 --> 00:50:45,143
- Have a seat.
- Thank you.
871
00:50:46,297 --> 00:50:49,530
- Can you sign here, Miss Peabody?
- Oh, thank you.
872
00:50:50,508 --> 00:50:51,691
You're not playing?
873
00:50:53,037 --> 00:50:55,593
Take it easy, okay?
I forgot to tell you the last rule.
874
00:50:56,385 --> 00:50:58,022
The house always wins.
875
00:50:59,506 --> 00:51:01,610
- Let's do this.
- Let's do it.
876
00:51:07,505 --> 00:51:08,240
Hey.
877
00:51:12,507 --> 00:51:14,881
- You left the party?
- Yeah, uh,
878
00:51:14,927 --> 00:51:18,472
- I'm not in this much.
- I made my grandmother a meatloaf.
879
00:51:18,505 --> 00:51:20,010
It sounds nice.
880
00:51:23,047 --> 00:51:25,383
I don't think I've actually ate
anything tonight.
881
00:51:26,728 --> 00:51:28,223
Would you like some meatloaf?
882
00:51:33,098 --> 00:51:34,431
Let's see it!
883
00:52:12,605 --> 00:52:14,480
You know, I just need to
884
00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:17,541
take things kinda slow.
You know?
885
00:52:19,045 --> 00:52:21,883
Okay, slow is good.
Let's move slow.
886
00:52:22,506 --> 00:52:24,022
I can do slow, so...
887
00:52:25,265 --> 00:52:27,133
- Phyllis...
- Alice...
888
00:52:27,206 --> 00:52:28,583
I told Leonard about this,
889
00:52:28,607 --> 00:52:30,790
I told him I wanted a divorce.
890
00:52:39,706 --> 00:52:41,052
I don't do drama.
891
00:52:41,107 --> 00:52:43,531
Obviously there's something
you need to work out.
892
00:52:44,005 --> 00:52:45,373
I'll see you around.
893
00:52:52,507 --> 00:52:53,640
Hi.
894
00:52:53,705 --> 00:52:55,141
I'm sorry.
895
00:52:56,728 --> 00:52:58,453
Can we try again?
896
00:53:00,416 --> 00:53:01,782
Come in.
897
00:53:11,205 --> 00:53:12,312
I'm all in.
898
00:53:15,007 --> 00:53:16,013
I call.
899
00:53:17,217 --> 00:53:19,252
I'll take your 50.000.
900
00:53:19,506 --> 00:53:21,360
50.000 dollars?
901
00:53:21,405 --> 00:53:23,093
Yeah, that's what you signed up for.
902
00:53:23,708 --> 00:53:27,023
I had no idea it was quite that much.
903
00:53:27,107 --> 00:53:28,481
Well, it's too late now.
904
00:53:31,005 --> 00:53:32,122
Let's see your cards.
905
00:53:35,056 --> 00:53:37,393
As you americans like to say,
906
00:53:38,005 --> 00:53:39,312
Read them
907
00:53:39,976 --> 00:53:41,823
and weep.
908
00:54:01,446 --> 00:54:03,340
Oh my God...
909
00:54:04,805 --> 00:54:08,292
Catherine, I haven't been entirely
forthcoming about my
910
00:54:08,296 --> 00:54:10,123
financial situation. I mean,
911
00:54:11,007 --> 00:54:12,860
it's a little embarassing, actually.
912
00:54:12,895 --> 00:54:14,583
But my mother and I,
we had this
913
00:54:14,587 --> 00:54:16,551
slight disagreement and I can't
914
00:54:16,585 --> 00:54:19,750
for the time being get my hands
on the family holding.
915
00:54:21,308 --> 00:54:22,551
I can't pay
916
00:54:22,557 --> 00:54:24,282
my debt, Catherine.
917
00:54:24,327 --> 00:54:27,672
I know, I had lunch with your mother
two weeks ago in Monica.
918
00:54:27,676 --> 00:54:28,921
Look,
919
00:54:29,445 --> 00:54:31,910
this is the key to my presidential suite.
920
00:54:32,006 --> 00:54:33,992
Meet me wednesday night at 8.
921
00:54:34,508 --> 00:54:38,070
I'm sorry to hear about
you financial problems, but don't worry,
922
00:54:38,118 --> 00:54:40,671
there's more than on way
to pay off a debt.
923
00:54:42,007 --> 00:54:43,800
You should have listen to you friend,
924
00:54:44,238 --> 00:54:47,003
everybody knows the house always wins.
925
00:54:48,278 --> 00:54:49,921
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926
00:54:52,921 --> 00:54:56,921
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