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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:47,145 The pool hall is a great equalizer. 2 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:51,013 In the pool hall, nobody cares about how old or young you are... 3 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:54,649 what color your skin is, or how much money you got in your pocket. 4 00:00:54,954 --> 00:00:56,683 It's about how you move. 5 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:58,690 I remember this kid once... 6 00:00:58,758 --> 00:01:02,091 who could move on a pool table like nobody had ever seen. 7 00:01:02,162 --> 00:01:05,893 I mean, hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. 8 00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:09,832 The cue was part of his arm, and the balls had eyes. 9 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,762 And the thing that made him so good... 10 00:01:13,473 --> 00:01:15,703 was he thought he could never miss. 11 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:17,873 I know... 12 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:19,905 'cause that kid was me. 13 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:24,042 What they're doing is forming this new league... 14 00:01:24,117 --> 00:01:26,608 kind of like what they have for golf and tennis... 15 00:01:26,686 --> 00:01:28,153 but for pool. 16 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:31,182 They scouted all the best players in the country... 17 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,316 for 50 spots on this new pro tour. 18 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:35,861 Then they made their selections. 19 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,989 Last summer, I was in Memphis playing Bucktooth for that Chevy. 20 00:01:39,065 --> 00:01:42,557 The tournament director himself was in the room watching me play. 21 00:01:42,802 --> 00:01:44,963 A guy by the name of Toupee Jay. 22 00:01:45,805 --> 00:01:47,966 Anyway, after playing Bucktooth... 23 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:49,668 this guy Jay comes up to me... 24 00:01:49,742 --> 00:01:52,836 and he says even though all 50 spots in the tour are filled... 25 00:01:52,912 --> 00:01:57,246 after watching me play, they'd have to make an exception in my case to carry 51. 26 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,717 Can you believe that? They want me. 27 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:05,280 He even told Joe he'd send the invitation himself. 28 00:02:05,358 --> 00:02:07,622 Man, when I was out there playing... 29 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:11,256 we had no professionals. All we had was hustlers. 30 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:14,899 I don't wanna be a hustler, Rags. 31 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,436 I want to be a professional, and I'm gonna be. 32 00:02:17,504 --> 00:02:19,563 I'm just waiting for my invitation. 33 00:02:21,774 --> 00:02:23,298 What's going on here? 34 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:26,175 -We were just-- -We were just what? 35 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:30,913 You know who this is? This is Rags, and he's a hustler. 36 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:34,351 Probably one of the best. What'd you do? Make him win the first set? 37 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:37,856 -He's up $20. -He's $20 up. Right, $20 up. 38 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,653 Then you'd be $50 up, then $100, then you'd be broke. 39 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:43,093 Come on, Joe, let me play. I can beat this guy. 40 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,256 Maybe you can and maybe you can't. 41 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:47,424 But we don't deal with maybes, do we? 42 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:50,526 You don't know all the angles yet, but I do, all right? 43 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:53,003 He's bad news. Even if you win, you can't win. 44 00:02:53,072 --> 00:02:56,530 What do you mean, even if I win, I can't win? I don't understand. 45 00:02:56,609 --> 00:02:59,077 You don't have to understand. Just listen to me. 46 00:02:59,779 --> 00:03:01,474 If the kid wants to play... 47 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:04,108 why don't you let him play? He may learn something. 48 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:07,278 The only thing he'll learn from you is how to lose. 49 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:11,221 I'm trying to do something here. I'm trying to educate this kid, all right? 50 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:13,555 So if you got something to say, say it to me. 51 00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:17,062 Otherwise shut the fuck up, because he's my kid, all right? 52 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:18,893 He's my fucking kid. 53 00:03:19,732 --> 00:03:23,498 And I'm gonna make him a champion. So you stay away from him. 54 00:03:33,846 --> 00:03:36,576 -Mail came today, Joe. -Thanks, Don. 55 00:04:34,073 --> 00:04:36,735 -White boy's got skills. -No, he can't. 56 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:00,723 Damn! 57 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,358 Now let me get this straight. 58 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:05,700 You're saying that because you and me are friends... 59 00:05:06,005 --> 00:05:07,996 that makes us niggers? 60 00:05:08,074 --> 00:05:12,135 No, "niggas," all right? There's a big difference. 61 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,140 That's what I just said. "Nigger." 62 00:05:15,214 --> 00:05:17,580 -No. "Nigga." -"Nigger." 63 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,880 "Nigga," N-l-G-G-A. 64 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:26,651 -What the fuck is that? -Man and me, like, we're brothers. 65 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:30,489 You know, like if I say, "You my nigga," that means we're boys. 66 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:34,961 Like that man you're playing, right there? That's my nigga Charles. 67 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:37,129 My nigger Charles, right? 68 00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:40,263 Hold it. See, you can't say that. 69 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:42,904 -Only I can. -Why? 70 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:46,302 Because, first of all, you don't say it right. 71 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:49,314 And second, you don't know Charles. I do. 72 00:05:49,382 --> 00:05:50,747 -You do? -I do. 73 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:53,445 I've known Charles since he was knee-high to a duck. 74 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:56,010 See, me and Charles, nigga, we down. 75 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:58,086 -You're down? -Yeah, down. 76 00:05:58,157 --> 00:06:02,218 Of course you're down. You're down about $5,000. Give me my fucking money. 77 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,764 You know what? 78 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:10,493 It is absolutely impossible to have an intelligent conversation... 79 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:12,162 with your white ass. 80 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:14,166 Shoot pool, honky. 81 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,450 This is our night, Johnny. 82 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:35,653 This is our night. I can feel it. 83 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:39,789 I mean, you've got them animals in there eating out of the palm of your hand. 84 00:06:39,866 --> 00:06:44,303 You beat them, you take their money, you call them names to their faces... 85 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:45,928 and they love you. 86 00:06:46,005 --> 00:06:47,870 I don't know how you do it. 87 00:06:48,441 --> 00:06:50,272 I never saw anything like it. 88 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:54,176 Beating a man out of his money, that's easy. Anybody can do that. 89 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,982 But beating a man out of his money and making him like it... 90 00:06:58,050 --> 00:06:59,540 that's an art. 91 00:07:00,052 --> 00:07:02,316 That's an art of a true hustler. 92 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:05,686 But it's getting late... 93 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:09,553 and I don't wanna be here all fucking night, okay? 94 00:07:09,962 --> 00:07:11,896 There's enough drug money in there... 95 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:15,695 that we're gonna need a fucking wheelbarrow to carry it out. 96 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:17,702 So stop messing around. 97 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:23,133 I mean, you got a game those people never seen. 98 00:07:24,076 --> 00:07:27,512 And quite frankly, I'd like to see it sometime myself tonight. 99 00:07:28,881 --> 00:07:32,442 You're gonna go in there, you're gonna bump up the bet... 100 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:35,617 and you're gonna close this fucking night out. 101 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:38,654 So stop wasting my fucking time. 102 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:42,192 Just do it. 103 00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:51,765 A bottle of Jack. 104 00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:56,138 I'll be a three-legged dog if I'm not looking at the Side Pocket Kid. 105 00:07:56,442 --> 00:07:57,602 You don't remember me... 106 00:07:57,677 --> 00:08:00,612 but I saw you play once about 10 or 15 years ago. 107 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:03,539 I used to wear a rug. 108 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:06,011 Toupee Jay. 109 00:08:06,118 --> 00:08:07,710 Yeah, that's me. 110 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:11,715 I saw this kid play one of the best games I've ever seen in my life. 111 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:14,282 Couldn't have been more than 14 or 15 years old... 112 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:17,124 but, man, he could shoot the lights out! 113 00:08:17,396 --> 00:08:19,694 Now look at him. He's all grown up. 114 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:24,062 You know, I always wondered what happened to you. 115 00:08:24,136 --> 00:08:26,468 Why you never made it down to Johnson City. 116 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:29,702 Well, Jay, I've never been much of a tournament player. 117 00:08:29,775 --> 00:08:32,175 -There's no money in them. -No money? 118 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:36,610 We just held the U.S. Open in Atlanta. First prize was $100,000. 119 00:08:39,285 --> 00:08:42,345 But you gotta be invited to those things, don't you? 120 00:08:42,421 --> 00:08:46,824 We did invite you. A couple of times. I sent the invitations out myself. 121 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:52,157 I even called and spoke to a backer you had in those days. 122 00:08:52,431 --> 00:08:55,594 But he said you weren't interested. Something about... 123 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:59,060 your parents wanting you to finish school. 124 00:08:59,672 --> 00:09:02,903 What was the name of that backer you had, anyway? 125 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:06,642 Was it Joe? 126 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:11,349 Bet $20,000! 127 00:09:13,452 --> 00:09:15,784 What's the matter? Did I stutter? 128 00:09:16,088 --> 00:09:18,283 Everybody got all quiet, and shit? 129 00:09:18,357 --> 00:09:21,485 About a minute ago, it was like an evening at the Apollo. 130 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,428 Now, all of a sudden, it's quiet as a church. 131 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:28,265 That's all right, Chico, I don't blame you. 132 00:09:28,634 --> 00:09:32,832 I've been beating this motherfucker all goddamn night. He can't win. 133 00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:35,298 You better watch your mouth. 134 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:37,205 You watch my mouth, Chico... 135 00:09:37,276 --> 00:09:40,109 'cause you sure as hell don't want to watch me play pool. 136 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:43,546 Unless I'm blindfolded, handcuffed, with a cue sticking out of my ass. 137 00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:46,176 Maybe you'd bet the $20,000 then, right? 138 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,920 That's what I thought. 139 00:09:52,024 --> 00:09:54,390 Come on, Joe, let's get the fuck out of here. 140 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:57,224 These guys wouldn't bet $5 they were black. 141 00:09:57,897 --> 00:09:59,194 Hold this. 142 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,097 You got a bet. 143 00:10:02,568 --> 00:10:06,527 But for $20,000, you got to play my man Brad in the corner, over there. 144 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,673 What are you doing? I only got $8,000 on me. 145 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:16,875 Don't play that guy. He's a pro. I saw him at the pro tournament in Phoenix. 146 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:19,440 Don't you ever tell me who I play again. 147 00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:24,013 I'll play anybody in the house, you know that, Chico. 148 00:10:26,058 --> 00:10:28,856 Do you wanna play this bad motherfucker on my money? 149 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:30,520 I don't think so. 150 00:10:30,696 --> 00:10:32,891 Seems you got too much personal shit going on. 151 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:36,401 You know what? Fuck you, Johnny. Charles, get the rack. 152 00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:38,031 I'll play him myself. 153 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:20,776 -What the fuck are you doing? -He's got $8,000 on him, but it's not enough. 154 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,780 What the fuck is going on? 155 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:25,339 You should have looked out for me. I was just a kid. 156 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:28,080 I'll fucking kill you, you motherfucker! 157 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,621 Shut the fuck up! 158 00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:34,525 Do you honestly think that I would let a white boy walk into my pool hall... 159 00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:37,721 and talk that much shit unless he was trying to tell me something? 160 00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:40,027 You missed the fucking signs. 161 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:42,725 You didn't listen. 162 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:44,997 Me and Johnny, we's niggas. 163 00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:49,098 -I'm out of here. -Peace. 164 00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:52,671 What's this I hear about you not having my money? 165 00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:57,611 Get the fuck off me! 166 00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:08,383 When I was 12, I walked into a pool room... 167 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,656 picked up a cue, and I just knew how to play. 168 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,528 I guess, for some people, it's baseball or music. 169 00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:15,396 For me, it was pool. 170 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:19,234 But I never wanted to be a hustler. I wanted to be the best. 171 00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:22,403 But after 15 years with Joe... 172 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:25,444 the only thing I ever got to be was the best hustler. 173 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:29,174 I guess, in life, things don't always work out the way you want them to. 174 00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:06,534 You wanted to see me? 175 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:11,906 I'd have to say you're the worst carpenter I ever worked with in my entire life. 176 00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:13,451 How did you get this job? 177 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,419 Jack Radosta hired me on. 178 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,150 I guess he thought he owed me a couple of favors. 179 00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:23,321 Jack's a good man. Bad gambler, but he's a good man. 180 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,026 I know I'm no good at any of this stuff. 181 00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:28,965 But Jack's been showing me some things. If I work harder... 182 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:32,401 -and I try as hard as I can-- -Relax, you're not getting fired. 183 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,973 As a matter of fact, I've decided to move you up... 184 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,509 and make you head of supplies. 185 00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:40,545 That's a promotion, son. 186 00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:44,109 -More money, nice bonuses. -Thanks. 187 00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:49,386 I figure, out of all the men here, you're probably most qualified for that job. 188 00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:50,820 Why do you say that? 189 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,154 You're the pool hustler, ain't you? 190 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:56,353 If I need a few truckloads of steel to disappear off this site... 191 00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:59,488 I know I can count on you to make it happen, right? 192 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:03,899 You get taken care of, I get taken care of, and everybody's happy. 193 00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:07,767 And the heaviest thing you ever have to lift around here... 194 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,598 is a clipboard. 195 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,469 Well? 196 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:21,177 I'm sorry, Bill. I think you got the wrong guy. 197 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:24,416 -What? -Tell Jack I said thanks, okay? 198 00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:26,488 You don't do as I say... 199 00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:30,016 then you and Jack will both be looking for work somewhere else. 200 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:32,529 Then you can tell Jack I said we're even. 201 00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:46,238 Johnny, you got a phone call. 202 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,312 Hey, Nick. What's up? 203 00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:54,811 What? 204 00:15:57,923 --> 00:15:59,185 Yeah, I want a game. 205 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:38,953 What I'm saying is that I bet you $200 I can drink both these pints of beer... 206 00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:41,864 -before you drink those shots of Jack. -Sounds good to me. 207 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,492 That is absolutely impossible. 208 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:45,901 -Then put up your money. -No problem. 209 00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:49,566 -Brett, can you spot me? -Again? You already owe me $200. 210 00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:50,733 I'll pay tomorrow. 211 00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:52,777 No cheating. I know how you guys are. 212 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,336 You can't knock one of my glasses off the table... 213 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,473 and tell me to lap it up to win my bet. 214 00:16:57,549 --> 00:17:00,848 -Who the fuck do you think we are? -I know, I just.... 215 00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:04,055 To be fair, you must at least let me finish my first beer... 216 00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:06,057 before you fire down both your shots. 217 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,150 And we can't touch the other's glasses. 218 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:09,353 -Deal. -You're on. 219 00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,055 -Fine. -Sounds good to me. 220 00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:12,722 Absolutely. Good luck. 221 00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:15,961 $20, $30, $40.... $65. How much more do I need? 222 00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:18,870 If Tang wins his game, that should be just enough. 223 00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:21,303 Since when was he satisfied with just enough? 224 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,568 Tang's right. Plus I'll need more money for fliers. 225 00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:26,406 You can play Moose a quick game. He's good for $100. 226 00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:28,844 -Say, Moose! -Don't mess with me. 227 00:17:28,914 --> 00:17:30,939 I was watching TV with your wife today. 228 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:34,144 Stupid bitch. Took her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. 229 00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:37,719 Look, I'm sorry. I made him.... Oh, my God! 230 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,615 -Say, "1, 2, 3, go." -1, 2, 3, go. 231 00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:46,397 -That hand's quicker. -What difference does-- 232 00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,433 -Use your left hand-- -Shut up. 233 00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:56,466 You can't touch my glasses and I can't touch yours. 234 00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:59,103 It's incredible what's going on. 235 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,640 How about that? 236 00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:07,616 That's it, Danny, get your money up. 237 00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:10,814 Race to 5 for $100, and I wanna see the money this time! 238 00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:12,516 No more playing for owesies. 239 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:16,220 Good Lord, Moose! Will you calm down, get a throat lozenge? 240 00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:19,125 Let me get my cue, will you? Hey, Nick! 241 00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:21,559 Hand me my cue, will you? 242 00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:25,395 -ls that legal? -Of course it's not legal. 243 00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:27,633 I'll get your money. 244 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,839 -What's he doing here? -Never mind your brother. 245 00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:35,243 He's playing Moose, for Christ's sake. Concentrate on your own game. 246 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:38,875 -You've told me that since I was 15. -I can't help it. This guy's tough. 247 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,043 He's a pro. 248 00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:44,979 You didn't say anything about that. 249 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,217 This guy's a pro? What's his name? 250 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:51,456 I don't know. He's a new guy on the circuit, for Christ's sake. 251 00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:56,128 -I don't know. I haven't played in a while. -lf you're short on the money, I'll back you. 252 00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:59,796 -lt's not about the money-- -I know it is not about the money... 253 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,739 but you can't go on playing bums all your life. 254 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:06,608 Sooner or later, if you're any kind of man, you got to step up... 255 00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:10,136 step out, and see what the fuck you got. 256 00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:15,914 All right, somebody hand me a cue. 257 00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:25,819 -You wanna play some? -Maybe something cheap. I'm just learning. 258 00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:28,125 -$1,000 sound about right? -Fine. 259 00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:33,702 -Did you see that last shot? -Unbelievable! 260 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,169 -You see the look on that fucker's face? -Fucking dog. 261 00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:39,005 We gotta go to Mel's. 262 00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:41,671 Waitress there has the sickest tits I've ever seen. 263 00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:44,841 -Jesus Christ, when did this happen? -Weather's been crazy lately. 264 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,215 How often have I said, "Stay out of the pool room"? 265 00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:50,346 -A thousand? -Exactly. So how come you don't listen? 266 00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:53,653 It makes no sense. Every day you say, "Stay out of the pool room." 267 00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:56,489 But I come and win $200 or $300. It's easy money. 268 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,161 -Enough! -Coming to Mel's? 269 00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:04,168 You guys are retarded. I'm not going. 270 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:06,363 -Let's go. -Seriously, don't smoke. 271 00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:09,566 If I catch you with him smoking, I'll take your bar mitzvah money. 272 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:12,132 -Thanks, Mom. -He wouldn't do that, would he? 273 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,338 All right, Mom, get in the fucking car. 274 00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:18,509 Did you guys know that the average penis size is 6.4 inches... 275 00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:22,546 and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9 inches? 276 00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:25,112 Therefore, in this country alone... 277 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,382 there's over 17,000 miles... 278 00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:31,291 of unused virgin pussy out there. 279 00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:36,432 -Come on. -What the fuck is the matter with you? 280 00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,935 -This shit is true. -Did you do the math on that? 281 00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:41,234 -I did. -You have too much free time. 282 00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:43,103 Where do you get this shit? 283 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,234 -lt's common knowledge. -Hey, Danny. 284 00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:50,245 -You still playing The Goat, Friday night? -Yes, you girls are coming, right? 285 00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:54,308 The guy who signed Stevie Ray Vaughan is coming down to see my ass. 286 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:58,015 Sorry, I gotta work Friday night, and it's Lanie's last night of training. 287 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,058 What is this, the Olympics? 288 00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:02,759 Come on, take the night off. I'll train her myself. 289 00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:05,160 This is the universal sign for "check." 290 00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:07,191 I need this. 291 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:11,327 If Sinatra made it big by paying off girls to scream and faint when he sang... 292 00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:15,203 I got to have a couple of hot girls throwing their panties on stage at my gig. 293 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,469 -We'll see. -I love you. Mean it. 294 00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:20,773 -Are you kidding me? -Man, that chick has got body karate. 295 00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:23,838 Do you think her tits are real? I hate chicks with fake tits. 296 00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:27,544 Are you kidding me? Fake tits are the greatest invention of the 20th century. 297 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,678 -Plus they're safer. -Safer? 298 00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:32,822 Do you know that 78 percent of chicks that have fake tits... 299 00:21:32,891 --> 00:21:35,519 who are involved in boating accidents do not drown? 300 00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:38,119 -Where do you get this shit? -lt's common knowledge. 301 00:21:38,196 --> 00:21:39,891 Get the fuck out of here. 302 00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:55,704 Now, slowly, give me your gun and all the money in your briefcase, nigga. 303 00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:59,783 You messed with the wrong guy, motherfucker. 304 00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:02,016 Payback's a bitch, ain't it? 305 00:22:06,591 --> 00:22:10,493 My girlfriend, Tara, was a law school student from the good side of the tracks. 306 00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:14,896 Her parents had her living in this fancy apartment for the last four years. 307 00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,798 She didn't like me playing pool much. 308 00:22:17,869 --> 00:22:20,360 And I didn't like me much when I didn't. 309 00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:24,506 Now that I've picked up the cue again, I just hope she understands. 310 00:22:30,615 --> 00:22:32,082 Hi, baby. 311 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,715 I'm sorry that I didn't call. I was.... 312 00:22:47,599 --> 00:22:49,692 Fuck! Jesus fucking crap! 313 00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:51,831 Did you forget something? 314 00:22:51,903 --> 00:22:55,304 It's your boss's party tonight, and I'm supposed to wear a suit, right? 315 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,740 It was my birthday last night, Johnny. 316 00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:01,638 -lt was? -God damn you. 317 00:23:06,818 --> 00:23:09,480 Why didn't you say something about it last night? 318 00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:10,953 What's this? 319 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,825 You're playing again, aren't you? 320 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:19,160 So that's what's more important than me last night, the fucking game? 321 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,458 Aren't we through with all that? What about your job with Jack? 322 00:23:22,534 --> 00:23:25,298 What about my job with Jack? It didn't work out. 323 00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:26,359 Why? 324 00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:30,439 Do I look like a construction worker to you? 325 00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:34,206 Give me an Indian and a cop, I'll sing you YMCA. Is that what you want? 326 00:23:34,279 --> 00:23:36,713 You think I like living with you, like a kept man? 327 00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:39,250 Breaking my back for peanuts while you pay the check? 328 00:23:39,317 --> 00:23:41,547 I play pool, Tara. That's what I do. 329 00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:44,421 You know I beat a pro last night? 330 00:23:44,489 --> 00:23:48,585 First time I picked up a cue in forever. I sent him to the ATM three times. 331 00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:52,794 I've always done what other people want me to do. You, Joe, everybody. 332 00:23:53,698 --> 00:23:58,192 -Now I'm gonna do what I wanna do. -ls that why you play? Is it for the money? 333 00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:02,333 You know me better than that. 334 00:24:04,876 --> 00:24:06,673 I'm not sure how well I know you. 335 00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:09,509 But you'll start to get to know my foot in your ass... 336 00:24:09,581 --> 00:24:12,209 if you think that you're gonna forget my birthday... 337 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,844 and make me feel sorry for you in the morning. 338 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,720 I just turned 30, and I will be damned if I'm gonna let you.... 339 00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:21,023 Oh, my God. 340 00:24:24,362 --> 00:24:25,795 You rat bastard! 341 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:32,365 Mikey V, go get my stuff. You hock that thing again? 342 00:24:32,437 --> 00:24:35,065 I just needed a little cash for last night's game. 343 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:38,940 -You pawn motorcycles? -I pawn anything, you know that. 344 00:24:39,878 --> 00:24:42,244 That's your guitar. You shouldn't pawn that. 345 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:45,181 He's got your pool cue. You're not supposed to pawn that. 346 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:46,410 That's different. 347 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,453 -Why is that different? -Because it is. 348 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,580 If you need something, come to me. Don't hock that thing again. 349 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:54,056 That's not very practical. You're never around. 350 00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:55,956 I'll be around. 351 00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:58,928 I'm playing at The Goat, Friday. Think you can come? 352 00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:02,865 Why you gotta say it like such an asshole? Just ask me nicely, and I'll be there. 353 00:25:02,934 --> 00:25:04,401 -What time? -8:00. 354 00:25:04,469 --> 00:25:07,097 -I'll be there at 8:00, all right? -We'll see. 355 00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:13,208 Looks like you're getting pretty good at that thing. 356 00:25:13,278 --> 00:25:15,508 I'm getting pretty good at a lot of things. 357 00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:17,878 Watch yourself, I'll be coming after you soon. 358 00:25:17,949 --> 00:25:19,780 I'll be sure to keep my eyes open. 359 00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:22,149 I made a score last night, so just take some-- 360 00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:25,519 What're you doing? Are you gonna embarrass me in front of V? 361 00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:29,526 You're my brother, not my mother. You start looking after yourself. 362 00:25:29,594 --> 00:25:31,221 You're in here, too. 363 00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:35,862 That's me. That's not supposed to be you, all right? 364 00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:40,095 I leave town for five minutes, and this guy thinks he's a hotshot pool shark. 365 00:25:40,171 --> 00:25:41,866 Yeah, well, I am. 366 00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:43,969 -You're not. -I am. 367 00:25:48,346 --> 00:25:51,144 You should not be having your hands like that. 368 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:52,683 Why should I not have my hands up? 369 00:25:52,751 --> 00:25:54,719 Because someone could just, I don't know.... 370 00:25:54,786 --> 00:25:56,720 My goodness, is that horrible? 371 00:25:58,657 --> 00:25:59,851 You know something? 372 00:25:59,925 --> 00:26:02,792 You really wanna see pool, come to the state line with me. 373 00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:03,850 Check out the pros. 374 00:26:14,005 --> 00:26:15,973 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen... 375 00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:19,568 and welcome to the Olhausen Invitational... 376 00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:22,680 $100, 000 9-ball shootout. 377 00:26:23,214 --> 00:26:25,978 I see a lot of familiar faces here tonight. 378 00:26:26,051 --> 00:26:29,077 May your hands be steady, and your aim be true. 379 00:26:29,454 --> 00:26:30,682 Good luck. 380 00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:33,746 Look at this. 381 00:26:34,292 --> 00:26:36,283 See that guy in the beard? 382 00:26:36,561 --> 00:26:39,621 That's Robert Tobin. Best bank shot in the game. 383 00:26:39,898 --> 00:26:41,957 Big guy over there with bushy eyebrows. 384 00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:44,024 That's Bruce Kaner, the champ from Russia. 385 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:47,333 But the guy they always chase every year for the title is that guy. 386 00:26:47,405 --> 00:26:49,999 -Bobby LeBlanc. -The best in the game. 387 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,740 Look at him, watch the way he breaks. 388 00:26:53,244 --> 00:26:54,233 Shit. 389 00:26:54,746 --> 00:26:57,681 Three balls on the break. Six-ball run, and he's out. 390 00:26:57,983 --> 00:26:59,814 Is that what makes him so good? 391 00:26:59,884 --> 00:27:02,785 With that break, he only plays six while others play nine. 392 00:27:02,854 --> 00:27:05,789 There's a lot more to his game than his break. 393 00:27:05,857 --> 00:27:07,654 Watch the way he strokes the ball. 394 00:27:07,726 --> 00:27:09,660 Smooth, never out of line. 395 00:27:10,428 --> 00:27:14,057 When God invented pool players, He made that guy right there. 396 00:27:14,432 --> 00:27:16,229 Hey, Johnny, is that you? 397 00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:19,134 St. Louis Louie, how you doing? It's good to see you. 398 00:27:19,204 --> 00:27:22,605 You, too. What're you doing here? I didn't see your name on the roster. 399 00:27:22,674 --> 00:27:23,971 I'm not playing. 400 00:27:24,042 --> 00:27:26,510 I'm just showing my brother a real game of pool. 401 00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:29,706 -He's never seen you play before? -Like I said, a real game. 402 00:27:29,781 --> 00:27:33,080 Don't let him fool you. Your brother can move the rock with the best. 403 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:34,618 I don't know about that. 404 00:27:34,686 --> 00:27:38,816 I'm gonna go up and say hello to the boys. Y'all wanna come with me? 405 00:27:38,890 --> 00:27:40,357 Sure. Let's go. 406 00:27:40,425 --> 00:27:42,450 What's he mean by "the rock"? 407 00:27:42,527 --> 00:27:44,620 That's the cue ball. Come on. 408 00:27:47,232 --> 00:27:49,826 All right, fellas. Clear the way. I'm coming through! 409 00:27:49,901 --> 00:27:53,496 Sorry, Louis, there's no food in here. Buffet's around the corner. 410 00:27:53,938 --> 00:27:55,769 What're you laughing at, Shorty? 411 00:27:55,840 --> 00:28:00,402 When you go to bed at night, how do you keep your head from sliding off the pillow? 412 00:28:00,478 --> 00:28:02,412 I want you to meet an old friend of mine. 413 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:05,779 This is Johnny Doyle, his big brother, Danny. 414 00:28:06,017 --> 00:28:08,645 Charlie Banks over here, Boston Shorty... 415 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,211 and the legendary Jersey Red. 416 00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:14,615 Jersey Red? I've heard about you for years. 417 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:17,662 -What have you heard? -Red's got more stories than the Bible. 418 00:28:17,729 --> 00:28:20,357 I once heard you ran a rack of balls with a nine iron. 419 00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:24,163 It was a putter, son. Took the sorry son of a bitch for $12,000. 420 00:28:24,769 --> 00:28:26,964 -What was your last name? -Doyle. 421 00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:29,871 Used to be known as "The Side Pocket Kid." 422 00:28:30,075 --> 00:28:33,511 I heard of you. You're the kid who took Bucktooth's Chevy. 423 00:28:33,745 --> 00:28:34,871 You remember that? 424 00:28:34,946 --> 00:28:38,245 Remember it? That was my car. Bucktooth stole it from me. 425 00:28:38,349 --> 00:28:41,341 It's not funny. We were on the road together. 426 00:28:41,519 --> 00:28:43,248 I pull off to take a piss. 427 00:28:43,321 --> 00:28:46,552 He drives off, leaves me standing there with my dick in my hand. 428 00:28:46,825 --> 00:28:50,317 I loved that car. I was glad he lost it to you. Let me buy you a drink. 429 00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:52,260 -You want one, Louie? -Not really. 430 00:28:52,330 --> 00:28:54,890 I got a game, shortly, and I gotta stay sharp. 431 00:28:54,966 --> 00:28:57,093 -Who's it with? -Greeks. You all want in? 432 00:28:57,168 --> 00:28:59,227 Greeks? Shit, yeah, count me in. 433 00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:02,372 Malaka, you're professional. 434 00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:05,575 Last time you play, you beat me $10,000. 435 00:29:05,643 --> 00:29:07,668 I shoot ball three times whole game. 436 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,805 Yeah, but I had my eight hours of sleep. 437 00:29:09,881 --> 00:29:13,112 -You know I don't play good when I'm tired. -What about your friend? 438 00:29:13,184 --> 00:29:15,516 We play partner. $2,000 a man. 439 00:29:15,854 --> 00:29:19,290 Who, him? I don't even know him. He don't wanna play pool, anyway. 440 00:29:19,357 --> 00:29:20,619 Ask him. 441 00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:23,417 Hey, kid, you wanna play some pool? 442 00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:24,985 Sure, I'll play. 443 00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:26,825 I'll see if he's got any money. 444 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,661 You are so beautiful, man. 445 00:29:32,804 --> 00:29:35,796 You've got 'em so turned around, they don't know what to think. 446 00:29:35,874 --> 00:29:38,672 Red, let me borrow your cue for a second. 447 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:42,602 What? 448 00:29:42,914 --> 00:29:45,747 Johnny, I thought you knew what we were trying to do here. 449 00:29:45,817 --> 00:29:48,183 I'm trying to set him up for Red. 450 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,847 I thought you knew the move. 451 00:29:51,189 --> 00:29:53,089 No hard feelings, all right? 452 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,484 Of course not. 453 00:29:58,096 --> 00:29:59,927 Go ahead, go do your thing. 454 00:30:04,702 --> 00:30:05,862 What's this? 455 00:30:05,937 --> 00:30:09,236 He doesn't have any money, but just to show you how fair I am... 456 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:11,639 I'll take the old shaky man as my partner. 457 00:30:11,709 --> 00:30:14,405 Fine, you take old man. Let's go. 458 00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:15,877 Get balls! 459 00:30:16,014 --> 00:30:18,642 I got your balls right here, you Greek bastard. 460 00:30:18,716 --> 00:30:20,843 You don't wanna play this guy, anyway. 461 00:30:20,919 --> 00:30:23,319 He may be a jackass, but he plays pretty good. 462 00:30:23,388 --> 00:30:25,754 Here, hold my coat, will you? Thanks. 463 00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:38,667 Here, stick around. Play some cards or something, all right? 464 00:30:38,736 --> 00:30:41,170 Take a cab home. I'm gonna get out of here. 465 00:30:41,739 --> 00:30:45,197 -I wanna go with you, man. -Just do as I say, all right? 466 00:30:57,722 --> 00:30:59,519 I made a Freudian slip yesterday. 467 00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:02,151 I meant to ask my wife to pass the butter... 468 00:31:02,227 --> 00:31:05,719 but instead I said, "You bitch! You've ruined my life!" 469 00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:11,634 -That's lovely. Excuse us. -My pleasure. 470 00:31:44,269 --> 00:31:46,829 -You're late. -You look fantastic. 471 00:31:47,372 --> 00:31:49,966 You're still late. What took you so long? 472 00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:52,942 You didn't tell me the guy lived in Sherwood Forest. 473 00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:54,807 It took me an hour to find the place. 474 00:31:54,879 --> 00:31:58,645 I had to leave a trail of breadcrumbs along the way, to find my way back. 475 00:31:58,716 --> 00:32:00,411 You don't look so bad yourself. 476 00:32:00,485 --> 00:32:03,181 -I can't believe I got you in a suit. -Me, neither. 477 00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:05,085 It's going back tomorrow. 478 00:32:05,356 --> 00:32:08,018 I know how you hate these things. Thank you for coming. 479 00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:09,457 No problem. 480 00:32:10,728 --> 00:32:12,628 Here comes the wicked witch of the world. 481 00:32:12,697 --> 00:32:14,494 -Brace yourself. -Be nice. 482 00:32:14,565 --> 00:32:17,261 There you are. I want you to meet some friends of mine. 483 00:32:17,335 --> 00:32:19,860 Tara, this is Bernice and Laurence Winthrop. 484 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:23,567 Richard Illich, and this is Brian Schwartz. Everyone, this is Tara. 485 00:32:23,641 --> 00:32:25,734 And John. Hi, John. 486 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:29,778 I'm surprised to see you here, what with your busy schedule and all. 487 00:32:29,847 --> 00:32:33,374 -I can't believe you actually made it. -I did, Beth, all right? So relax. 488 00:32:33,451 --> 00:32:36,352 No, really. What has been keeping you so busy? 489 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:38,714 I know you're always fashionably late... 490 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:42,658 but I would just love to know what kept us all waiting for you today. 491 00:32:42,727 --> 00:32:45,127 I've been here for about an hour already. 492 00:32:45,196 --> 00:32:48,597 I just was outside, helping the valets kick-start your broom. 493 00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:52,432 They had trouble finding your keys. I think that was the problem. 494 00:32:52,503 --> 00:32:55,131 Beth, may I speak to you for a moment? 495 00:32:55,239 --> 00:32:58,367 John, I must say my curiosity is piqued. 496 00:32:58,843 --> 00:33:00,936 What kind of business are you in? 497 00:33:03,915 --> 00:33:07,442 -I kind of move money around. -Money management. Hard currency? 498 00:33:07,518 --> 00:33:09,952 -Generally. -lt's a risky business. 499 00:33:10,054 --> 00:33:11,885 What's your loss ratio? 500 00:33:12,123 --> 00:33:15,251 Larry, I don't lose money that often. 501 00:33:15,326 --> 00:33:17,351 Really? What's your technique? 502 00:33:18,096 --> 00:33:21,463 Let's just say I kind of take it out of other people's pockets... 503 00:33:21,532 --> 00:33:24,365 and put it in my pocket, you know what I'm saying? 504 00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:30,133 Okay, excuse me. 505 00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:36,976 Excuse me, handsome. You got anything in this joint besides champagne? 506 00:33:37,615 --> 00:33:39,412 I didn't think so. 507 00:33:41,452 --> 00:33:44,444 Lawyers' party, big deal. Can't get a beer. 508 00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:46,888 I'm going outside. Get some smog. 509 00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:52,185 What do you call a thousand lawyers... 510 00:33:52,497 --> 00:33:54,829 buried up to their neck in sand? 511 00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:58,598 -What? -Not enough sand. 512 00:33:58,669 --> 00:34:00,796 -Hi, Mike Flynn. -John Doyle. 513 00:34:01,105 --> 00:34:02,800 I saw you come in. 514 00:34:03,107 --> 00:34:04,631 -Good hair. -You, too. 515 00:34:05,276 --> 00:34:06,709 Are we related? 516 00:34:07,478 --> 00:34:08,706 Only kidding. 517 00:34:11,849 --> 00:34:13,749 I retired last month... 518 00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:18,048 so my friends drag me to these things. They try to keep me busy. 519 00:34:18,689 --> 00:34:20,054 What do you do? 520 00:34:20,625 --> 00:34:23,059 I don't know. You could say I'm self-employed. 521 00:34:23,861 --> 00:34:26,295 That's good. It's wise. 522 00:34:27,198 --> 00:34:29,393 When I was a kid, I figured out right away... 523 00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:32,527 most companies pay people enough, so as they don't quit. 524 00:34:32,603 --> 00:34:35,731 People work hard enough, so as they don't get fired. 525 00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:37,502 You know, what's that? 526 00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:39,304 Bullshit is what that is. 527 00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:43,945 You play pool, Mike? 528 00:34:44,015 --> 00:34:46,142 A little. Why do you ask? 529 00:34:47,819 --> 00:34:50,481 Because you got a crease on your pants. 530 00:34:52,457 --> 00:34:57,019 I'm not sure I wanna be hanging out with a guy who noticed a crease in my pants. 531 00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:59,325 I didn't say "a crease in your pants." 532 00:34:59,397 --> 00:35:03,231 I said "a crease on your pants." It's horizontal, below the pocket. 533 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:07,598 Normally, I might think that would come from bad dry-cleaning. 534 00:35:07,738 --> 00:35:11,196 But a guy like you doesn't get bad dry-cleaning, do you? 535 00:35:12,877 --> 00:35:14,572 Comes from playing pool. 536 00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:17,842 When you lean against the table to take a shot... 537 00:35:18,483 --> 00:35:22,180 table makes a slight crease in your pants. Yours happens to be accentuated... 538 00:35:22,253 --> 00:35:26,019 by a little bit of blue chalk, something only found on a pool table. 539 00:35:26,090 --> 00:35:28,718 You're right. I've been playing pool. 540 00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:32,661 Losing my ass all night on that stupid table they got upstairs. 541 00:35:34,432 --> 00:35:36,866 You say they got a table upstairs? 542 00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:40,234 Come here. 543 00:35:49,714 --> 00:35:51,341 That's how we do it. 544 00:35:51,849 --> 00:35:53,908 It's no fair playing a guy on his own table. 545 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,818 One more setup, Jack. It's my party. You'll owe me. 546 00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:58,515 That's it for me. 547 00:35:58,589 --> 00:36:01,319 -Tapped out? -Phil over here is a ringer. 548 00:36:01,859 --> 00:36:03,850 Mike, you back for some more? 549 00:36:03,928 --> 00:36:05,555 I'm just getting started. 550 00:36:05,630 --> 00:36:08,428 Phil, that's a friend of mine, John Doyle. 551 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,991 Phil Stein. It's his house. 552 00:36:11,068 --> 00:36:13,696 John, nice to see you. You shoot pool? 553 00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:15,665 I play a little. 554 00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:18,868 We've been playing a little. Doubles, 8-ball. 555 00:36:18,976 --> 00:36:21,809 But everybody here seems to be tapped out. 556 00:36:21,879 --> 00:36:24,473 -You and Mike wanna take him on? -Sure. 557 00:36:24,649 --> 00:36:26,617 Why not double the stakes? 558 00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:30,579 Are you sure you could afford it? You're down quite a bit right now. 559 00:36:30,655 --> 00:36:32,520 I'd be careful if I were you. 560 00:36:32,590 --> 00:36:34,854 I don't have a lot of money on me tonight. 561 00:36:34,926 --> 00:36:36,826 It's okay, I'll cover us both. 562 00:36:37,261 --> 00:36:39,422 Let's play, like children. 563 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:52,501 This one's for all the marbles, boys. 564 00:37:54,872 --> 00:37:56,635 Maybe, if I just.... 565 00:38:01,078 --> 00:38:05,276 I guess even a blind squirrel can find a nut every once in a while. 566 00:38:05,516 --> 00:38:07,416 What are you trying to say, Phil? 567 00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:09,180 I'm not trying to say anything. 568 00:38:09,253 --> 00:38:11,483 I'm just saying that shot was luck. 569 00:38:11,555 --> 00:38:13,819 You couldn't do that again in a million years. 570 00:38:13,891 --> 00:38:17,224 I don't have to make it again in a million years. I made it just now. 571 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:18,990 I'm saying it was luck. 572 00:38:19,063 --> 00:38:21,293 Nobody can make that shot. It's impossible. 573 00:38:21,365 --> 00:38:22,457 I can. 574 00:38:23,567 --> 00:38:24,829 What's that? 575 00:38:25,002 --> 00:38:26,697 Set 'em up, I'll make it. 576 00:38:28,606 --> 00:38:30,506 I'll even make it one-handed. 577 00:38:34,211 --> 00:38:35,644 Did I stutter? 578 00:38:36,681 --> 00:38:39,115 Everybody got all quiet, and shit. 579 00:38:39,450 --> 00:38:43,386 About a minute ago, it was like an Elk's Lodge meeting up in this motherfucker. 580 00:38:43,454 --> 00:38:45,422 Now suddenly it's quiet as a church. 581 00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:48,583 Who is this guy? 582 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:53,957 -You're not serious, are you? -Of course I am. What's it worth to you? 583 00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:58,126 You're down quite a bit right now, Phil. I'd be careful if I were you. 584 00:39:02,373 --> 00:39:03,601 One hand? 585 00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:09,112 All right, I'll bet you anything you want. 586 00:39:10,981 --> 00:39:12,141 Anything? 587 00:39:14,218 --> 00:39:15,515 All right. 588 00:39:17,521 --> 00:39:19,955 You have a young paralegal that works for you. 589 00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,616 She's about to take the bar. 590 00:39:21,859 --> 00:39:24,384 Even though I'm sure she's great at what she does... 591 00:39:24,462 --> 00:39:26,692 I think she'll make an even better lawyer. 592 00:39:26,764 --> 00:39:29,096 I say this: If I make that shot... 593 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:32,564 you gotta give her a job as a lawyer in your firm. 594 00:39:32,770 --> 00:39:35,466 One year. No special treatment. 595 00:39:35,906 --> 00:39:39,569 -Just a job and a chance to prove herself. -That's ridiculous. 596 00:39:39,977 --> 00:39:42,639 We scout the top law school graduates... 597 00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:45,045 from all over the country for that job. 598 00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:48,176 It starts at six figures, plus benefits. 599 00:39:48,619 --> 00:39:51,782 Tell me, what the hell are you gonna put up against that... 600 00:39:51,856 --> 00:39:53,187 if you miss? 601 00:39:58,629 --> 00:39:59,994 How about... 602 00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:02,531 my new Benz? 603 00:40:03,667 --> 00:40:06,602 It's got a can't-get-lost system. It's beautiful. 604 00:40:08,873 --> 00:40:10,397 I know you want it. 605 00:40:12,376 --> 00:40:13,866 You can own it. 606 00:40:15,179 --> 00:40:17,977 All right. You got balls, kid. 607 00:40:18,516 --> 00:40:19,778 Set it up. 608 00:40:25,656 --> 00:40:26,645 Thanks. 609 00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:49,177 So what do you say? 610 00:40:49,246 --> 00:40:52,545 Come back to my boat, a little wine, a little dancing. 611 00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:54,777 You should see the moon over the water. 612 00:40:54,852 --> 00:40:57,116 -lt's intoxicating. -Will your wife be there? 613 00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:59,656 Honey, you'll never believe what just happened. 614 00:40:59,723 --> 00:41:02,191 Excuse me. Can't you see I'm talking to the lady? 615 00:41:02,259 --> 00:41:04,022 Now you're not. So beat it. 616 00:41:04,094 --> 00:41:06,961 Where've you been? I've been looking for you all night. 617 00:41:07,031 --> 00:41:09,898 Upstairs. I've got an unbelievable story to tell you. 618 00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:12,367 Can't you see she doesn't want to talk to you? 619 00:41:12,436 --> 00:41:13,903 Come on, Tara. Let's go. 620 00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:17,031 -I'm not going anywhere with you. -Who the fuck is this? 621 00:41:17,107 --> 00:41:21,066 -He's a lawyer in our firm. He's a little drunk. -I don't care who he is. 622 00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:24,740 You talk to my girl again like that, I'll take your teeth out with pliers. 623 00:41:24,815 --> 00:41:27,340 Don't talk to him like that. You'll get me fired. 624 00:41:27,418 --> 00:41:30,683 -I can talk to him any kind of way I want. -Good playing. 625 00:41:30,754 --> 00:41:33,780 You had Phil shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds. 626 00:41:33,858 --> 00:41:36,656 Here's your end. And here's my card. 627 00:41:36,727 --> 00:41:39,821 You come across action like that again, count me in. 628 00:41:40,397 --> 00:41:41,659 You know him? 629 00:41:41,999 --> 00:41:43,023 You know him? 630 00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:44,863 You hustled my boss? 631 00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:49,264 Of course you did. Why should tonight be any different? 632 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:52,639 You can't do anything without playing an angle, can you? 633 00:41:52,710 --> 00:41:55,611 I'm sorry, Uncle Mike. I shouldn't have brought him here. 634 00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:58,273 -That's your Johnny. -This is Uncle Mike? 635 00:41:58,449 --> 00:42:01,247 -You don't understand, sweetheart-- -I understand. 636 00:42:01,318 --> 00:42:02,842 You think about one thing. 637 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,218 You care about one thing, and it is not me. 638 00:42:05,289 --> 00:42:07,917 Please don't go. Get the fuck off me! 639 00:42:09,426 --> 00:42:10,450 Are you crazy? 640 00:42:10,661 --> 00:42:13,596 Women. You can't even live with them anymore. 641 00:42:14,665 --> 00:42:16,394 So, what about you? 642 00:42:17,434 --> 00:42:20,767 I'll give you the keys, and you can stay overnight at the office. 643 00:42:20,838 --> 00:42:22,271 Thanks, Nick. 644 00:42:22,339 --> 00:42:24,239 What are you going to do? 645 00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:28,377 Gonna give up pool and try to go back to her? 646 00:42:28,479 --> 00:42:29,969 I gotta tell you something. 647 00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:33,847 I don't think you can give up the game, because you love it too much. 648 00:42:33,918 --> 00:42:35,909 I don't know. Joe messed me up good. 649 00:42:35,986 --> 00:42:39,012 Joe had nothing to do with it, for Christ's sake! 650 00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:44,517 Your trouble is, you played so many bums, you almost became a bum yourself. 651 00:42:46,030 --> 00:42:47,327 And you're not! 652 00:42:47,531 --> 00:42:51,900 You're suffering from a minor-league syndrome, understand? 653 00:42:52,036 --> 00:42:54,596 You've gotta pull your ass out of that. 654 00:42:54,772 --> 00:42:57,263 Tang and Danny don't belong in this place. 655 00:42:57,341 --> 00:43:01,368 They don't belong in the world of pool. But you do, for Christ's sake! 656 00:43:01,679 --> 00:43:05,740 You have one of the most natural talents in that arm I've ever seen in my life. 657 00:43:05,816 --> 00:43:06,976 And what do you do? 658 00:43:07,051 --> 00:43:10,214 You walk around pretending, "I don't deserve it." 659 00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:14,418 But you do deserve it, don't you understand that? 660 00:43:15,025 --> 00:43:16,549 That's a waste! 661 00:43:17,094 --> 00:43:19,494 It's one of the biggest wastes in the world... 662 00:43:19,563 --> 00:43:22,999 because you have the ability to be the best! 663 00:43:25,402 --> 00:43:26,926 You come here. 664 00:43:28,939 --> 00:43:30,531 You go around... 665 00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:33,376 thinking you're a loser... 666 00:43:33,844 --> 00:43:36,574 and, boy, you'll become a loser. 667 00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:39,442 And pretty soon... 668 00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:42,878 the only people you'll be able to beat... 669 00:43:42,953 --> 00:43:47,913 are those people who think they're bigger losers than you are. 670 00:43:50,828 --> 00:43:52,318 Think it over. 671 00:44:08,579 --> 00:44:10,444 Don't you fucking move! 672 00:44:14,284 --> 00:44:16,844 You're gonna shoot me, Joe? Go ahead. 673 00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:19,421 You killed me a long time ago. 674 00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:23,051 You ungrateful fucking prick. You don't remember, do you? 675 00:44:23,627 --> 00:44:25,561 Where would you be without me? 676 00:44:25,629 --> 00:44:29,292 I found you on the street, living above the arcade with the rats. 677 00:44:29,366 --> 00:44:32,164 Your mother and father didn't care about you. 678 00:44:32,236 --> 00:44:34,500 But I did. I was your father. 679 00:44:35,172 --> 00:44:38,369 I bought you shoes and clothes. I cleaned you up. 680 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:41,307 I taught you a skill. 681 00:44:41,712 --> 00:44:43,475 I taught you the game. 682 00:44:43,547 --> 00:44:45,674 The car you drive, the women you're with... 683 00:44:45,749 --> 00:44:49,185 -everything you are, you are because of me. -And what's that, Joe? 684 00:44:49,253 --> 00:44:51,744 A fucking con man, a liar? 685 00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:55,985 Someone who knows how to fuck you before you fuck me? 686 00:44:56,060 --> 00:44:57,527 I don't want to be that anymore. 687 00:44:57,594 --> 00:45:00,427 -You owe me! -I don't owe you fucking shit! 688 00:45:01,432 --> 00:45:05,664 Don't tell me how you did it for me, because you did it for yourself. 689 00:45:06,270 --> 00:45:10,206 You saw a meal ticket in me, and you fucking cashed it. 690 00:45:11,408 --> 00:45:13,706 But you sold me out cheap, man. 691 00:45:14,144 --> 00:45:16,078 You never gave me a chance. 692 00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:20,483 What, you think I'd get too big for you? Like I wouldn't need you anymore? 693 00:45:20,684 --> 00:45:23,448 I needed you, Joe. I needed you a lot. 694 00:45:24,855 --> 00:45:26,720 Because, you know, you're right. 695 00:45:26,790 --> 00:45:28,849 My father never gave a fuck about me. 696 00:45:28,926 --> 00:45:30,917 I needed you to be my father. 697 00:45:32,162 --> 00:45:34,960 You don't like the way that tastes, go ahead and shoot me. 698 00:45:35,032 --> 00:45:37,296 You're a tough guy. You can do it. 699 00:45:44,541 --> 00:45:46,600 You were never good enough to be a pro. 700 00:45:46,677 --> 00:45:48,645 At 14, they would've chewed you up. 701 00:45:48,712 --> 00:45:51,044 You should thank me. I saved you. 702 00:45:59,189 --> 00:46:01,555 -Maybe he's gay. -I think he might be. 703 00:46:01,625 --> 00:46:04,788 -Are you gay? That's cool. -I am not gay! 704 00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:08,087 A little loud. 705 00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:12,300 I think girls are a little weird, that's all. 706 00:46:12,803 --> 00:46:15,897 This weekend, I was at this chick's house, 28 years old... 707 00:46:15,973 --> 00:46:18,407 and she still has stuffed animals on her bed. 708 00:46:18,475 --> 00:46:21,501 -Don't you find that strange? -All chicks have stuffed animals. 709 00:46:21,578 --> 00:46:24,547 They're chicks, they're weird. You can't let that bother you. 710 00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:26,674 -Scoot over. -Dude, what happened? 711 00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:29,412 What the fuck did you do to your fucking hand? 712 00:46:30,387 --> 00:46:32,981 I was drunk. I slammed it in the door of my car. 713 00:46:33,056 --> 00:46:36,355 -You gotta go see a doctor. -I'll go. It's all right. 714 00:46:36,426 --> 00:46:38,291 -You want me to take you? -I'm good. 715 00:46:38,362 --> 00:46:41,661 -I came here to talk to Max, actually. -What's up? 716 00:46:41,732 --> 00:46:43,962 I figured with my hand broke up like this... 717 00:46:44,034 --> 00:46:46,969 I should get a job, 'cause I won't be shooting pool no more. 718 00:46:47,037 --> 00:46:48,868 -You are drunk. -How can I help? 719 00:46:48,939 --> 00:46:52,875 I figured since you're the only degenerate here who's got a job... 720 00:46:52,943 --> 00:46:56,276 maybe I might ask that you put in a word with that Merv guy. 721 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,573 Merv? You fucking kidding me? 722 00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:00,810 He's not the kind you'd want to work for. 723 00:47:00,884 --> 00:47:03,910 -Why? -He's kind of a fucking asshole. 724 00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:06,623 So, how bad could it be? 725 00:47:07,558 --> 00:47:09,458 Come on, he's a good friend of mine. 726 00:47:09,526 --> 00:47:12,927 Then definitely no. You think I want anyone else like you working here? 727 00:47:12,996 --> 00:47:15,089 Next thing, it'll be mutiny at Merv's. 728 00:47:15,165 --> 00:47:18,566 Then they'll find me face down in a puddle of blue toilet water. 729 00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:21,604 Don't you want a good salesman? The sign in your office-- 730 00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:23,264 I know what the sign says. 731 00:47:24,107 --> 00:47:26,735 Did you ever sell motor homes before? 732 00:47:27,044 --> 00:47:29,239 Did you ever sell cars before? 733 00:47:29,580 --> 00:47:32,071 Have you ever sold anything before? 734 00:47:32,616 --> 00:47:34,641 Then why the hell should I hire you? 735 00:47:34,718 --> 00:47:36,310 -Because I got ESPN. -ESP. 736 00:47:36,653 --> 00:47:38,780 What the hell are you two talking about? 737 00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:41,723 You know, Dionne Warwick, Psychic Friends, all that. 738 00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:43,851 It'll be a great asset for a salesman... 739 00:47:43,927 --> 00:47:46,361 to know what a customer's thinking at all times. 740 00:47:46,430 --> 00:47:48,523 -I don't believe in that shit. -You don't? 741 00:47:48,599 --> 00:47:51,762 -I don't. -Then let me prove it to you. 742 00:47:51,835 --> 00:47:54,929 -How? -I don't know. Let's make a bet. 743 00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:58,174 -What kind of bet? -Don't. Remember what happened last time? 744 00:47:58,942 --> 00:48:00,910 What happened the last time? 745 00:48:00,978 --> 00:48:03,276 Nothing. Forget it. We'll go somewhere else. 746 00:48:04,514 --> 00:48:07,950 I'm tired of people not believing in my psychic abilities here. 747 00:48:08,018 --> 00:48:09,747 I'll tell you what. 748 00:48:09,820 --> 00:48:13,517 If I can tell you where you got your shoes, you give me a job, all right? 749 00:48:13,590 --> 00:48:16,787 If not, I don't know, you can have my ring. 750 00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,958 -He never gets the first one right. -Will you shut up? 751 00:48:20,030 --> 00:48:22,225 Fine, you got yourself a bet. 752 00:48:22,299 --> 00:48:25,097 Sounds good to me. Why don't you guys shake on it? 753 00:48:26,003 --> 00:48:28,904 But you'll never get that job, I'll tell you why. 754 00:48:28,972 --> 00:48:32,601 I got these shoes when I was on a cruise, in international waters. 755 00:48:32,676 --> 00:48:35,611 So no matter what you say, you're gonna lose. 756 00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:39,515 I never said I could tell you where you bought your shoes. 757 00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:44,452 I said I can tell you where you got 'em. Right now, you got your shoes on your feet. 758 00:48:46,290 --> 00:48:50,693 -I hate it when that happens. -How's today for you? Can you start today? 759 00:48:52,562 --> 00:48:54,496 Hi, this is Tara. Leave a message. 760 00:48:55,832 --> 00:48:58,096 Pick up the phone, will you, please? 761 00:48:58,568 --> 00:49:02,664 Sweetheart, please pick up the phone. I'm tired of leaving messages. 762 00:49:04,207 --> 00:49:05,640 Hello ? 763 00:49:10,147 --> 00:49:12,877 I'll just leave you ridiculous shit on your machine... 764 00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:15,077 until you run out of tape, okay ? 765 00:49:16,119 --> 00:49:18,144 Pick up the phone. Hello? 766 00:49:19,456 --> 00:49:21,390 All right, what do you want? 767 00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:23,285 Who is this? Beth? 768 00:49:25,429 --> 00:49:28,330 -I wanna speak to Tara. -Tara doesn't want to speak to you. 769 00:49:28,398 --> 00:49:30,696 Put her on the phone for me, will you, please? 770 00:49:30,767 --> 00:49:33,634 It's important. I need to speak with her. God damn it. 771 00:49:33,704 --> 00:49:37,140 -Don't take that tone with me. -There's something I have to say to her. 772 00:49:37,207 --> 00:49:40,074 -lt's very important. -Tell me. I'll give her the message. 773 00:49:40,844 --> 00:49:43,745 -Bye. -No, wait. Hold on. 774 00:49:47,117 --> 00:49:49,017 Can you take a message for me? 775 00:49:49,553 --> 00:49:51,020 Okay, great. 776 00:49:51,288 --> 00:49:53,984 Get a pen and paper. Do you have one handy? 777 00:49:54,191 --> 00:49:56,819 -Right here. -You have it in your hand? 778 00:49:57,027 --> 00:49:58,688 Write this down for me, please. 779 00:50:00,564 --> 00:50:02,623 -We gotta follow our dreams, right? -Right. 780 00:50:02,699 --> 00:50:04,758 We live for the moment, right? 781 00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:09,568 Love what you do while you're alive, 'cause tomorrow a truck could hit you, right? 782 00:50:10,307 --> 00:50:14,744 So I'm doing the right thing by taking all the money my family's ever saved... 783 00:50:14,811 --> 00:50:19,339 for me to go to college with, and use it to bankroll myself on the road, right? 784 00:50:19,616 --> 00:50:21,641 -You're not serious. -He's serious. 785 00:50:21,718 --> 00:50:24,619 I can't believe I'm hearing this. Please do something. 786 00:50:24,688 --> 00:50:27,054 I've talked to him all day, but he won't listen. 787 00:50:27,124 --> 00:50:30,992 In that case, if he's got his mind made up, there's no talking him out of it... 788 00:50:31,094 --> 00:50:33,858 the only thing left to do is to send him out in style. 789 00:50:33,930 --> 00:50:37,525 Party, Chris's house, tomorrow night. His parents are out of town. 790 00:50:38,535 --> 00:50:40,867 Robin Hood, thank you for donating my place. 791 00:50:40,937 --> 00:50:43,497 Sorry, my parents just got brand-new white carpeting. 792 00:50:43,573 --> 00:50:45,666 Anything gets on that, and I am a dead man. 793 00:50:45,742 --> 00:50:50,202 There is no way we could possibly have a party at my house. 794 00:50:57,854 --> 00:51:01,187 Could everyone please stand on the plastic? 795 00:51:01,324 --> 00:51:03,918 What's going on? How are you doing? 796 00:51:04,161 --> 00:51:05,458 What's going on? 797 00:51:05,529 --> 00:51:06,928 Can I get you guys a beer? 798 00:51:06,997 --> 00:51:07,986 How you doing? 799 00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:09,089 What's up, doc? 800 00:51:10,267 --> 00:51:13,998 Listen, man, the key to picking up women is very simple. 801 00:51:14,304 --> 00:51:17,296 Old Spice and Aqua Velva. 802 00:51:17,541 --> 00:51:20,203 Are you kidding? That's the shit my dad uses. 803 00:51:20,277 --> 00:51:23,769 Exactly. That's what I'm trying to tell you. This is the old-school shit. 804 00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:26,041 What the fuck are you looking at? 805 00:51:27,451 --> 00:51:28,475 It's cool. 806 00:51:28,885 --> 00:51:31,979 It just seems like everybody I meet nowadays is just... 807 00:51:32,622 --> 00:51:34,021 weird. 808 00:51:34,491 --> 00:51:35,981 What's up, my man? 809 00:51:36,059 --> 00:51:40,553 I find myself wanting to meet a girl who is completely normal, for a change. 810 00:51:40,630 --> 00:51:42,791 You don't have any tattoos, do you? 811 00:51:43,333 --> 00:51:44,231 Good. 812 00:51:44,367 --> 00:51:47,302 Sweetheart, come on, Jacuzzi. You'll love it. 813 00:51:48,171 --> 00:51:50,731 -What are you doing? -Eating pop rocks, drinking pop. 814 00:51:50,807 --> 00:51:53,833 Are you out of your fucking mind? What's the matter with you? 815 00:51:53,910 --> 00:51:55,537 Don't you know a kid died like that? 816 00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,108 -Wait a minute. -What? 817 00:52:01,051 --> 00:52:03,451 Do you have any stuffed animals on your bed? 818 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,181 No, of course not. 819 00:52:08,024 --> 00:52:09,685 Okay, that's good. 820 00:52:15,565 --> 00:52:17,533 What are you doing? 821 00:52:18,068 --> 00:52:19,330 Choke me. 822 00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:23,500 -What? -Choke me. I like it. 823 00:52:25,408 --> 00:52:26,602 Oh, my God! 824 00:52:31,114 --> 00:52:33,014 That's just.... Jesus! 825 00:52:35,452 --> 00:52:37,477 Yo, Romeo. Grab a brew and relax. 826 00:52:38,054 --> 00:52:41,182 -That's easy for you to say. Jesus! -Where's Tang? 827 00:52:41,291 --> 00:52:44,920 Last time I saw him, I think he was adopted by a 12-year-old boy. 828 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:47,896 Seriously, I can't believe he's really going on the road. 829 00:52:48,131 --> 00:52:51,100 Me, neither. He has no idea what the fuck he's in for. 830 00:52:51,234 --> 00:52:53,031 I think that's kind of the point. 831 00:52:53,103 --> 00:52:55,628 But he doesn't realize the situation that he's in. 832 00:52:55,939 --> 00:52:59,431 It's not about the money. He's gambling with his future. 833 00:52:59,509 --> 00:53:03,036 If he fucks this up, then he can regret it for the rest of his life. 834 00:53:03,113 --> 00:53:05,980 -What's he got in the box, anyway? -$40,000. 835 00:53:06,049 --> 00:53:08,244 What? $40,000? 836 00:53:09,519 --> 00:53:11,919 And you morons didn't try to talk him out of it? 837 00:53:11,988 --> 00:53:13,888 -What's wrong with you? -I tried. 838 00:53:13,957 --> 00:53:16,482 He's so jonesed about this, he doesn't listen to us. 839 00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,824 He's just trying to be like you. 840 00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:25,126 -All right, guys. -You get 'em, baby. 841 00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:26,464 You go get 'em, Tang. 842 00:53:26,536 --> 00:53:29,369 All right. It's me against the world, baby! 843 00:53:30,774 --> 00:53:33,607 -Yeah, baby. -You go shoot some stick, now. 844 00:53:41,885 --> 00:53:44,115 -Think he'll last a month? -I'll give you 3-to-1. 845 00:53:44,187 --> 00:53:45,745 -I'll take it. -All right. 846 00:53:59,836 --> 00:54:02,896 -Who is next? -That's what I'm talking about, baby. 847 00:54:04,474 --> 00:54:05,771 Okay, mister. 848 00:54:10,513 --> 00:54:12,845 I didn't even have any of it, you know. 849 00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:17,883 Bye-bye. Anybody else? I'm game. 850 00:54:17,988 --> 00:54:20,013 Anybody in here play for money? 851 00:54:21,024 --> 00:54:23,686 -What do you play for? -What do you got? 852 00:54:24,327 --> 00:54:27,319 -I play $20 a game. -How about we play $100? 853 00:54:27,831 --> 00:54:31,164 And I'll give you four balls off the table. You play 8-ball? 854 00:54:31,334 --> 00:54:32,858 We usually play 9-ball. 855 00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:35,666 You give me four balls off the table, you got a game. 856 00:54:35,739 --> 00:54:37,070 Put it up. 857 00:54:39,843 --> 00:54:42,175 -Call it. -Heads. 858 00:54:54,090 --> 00:54:55,284 Take 'em down. 859 00:55:07,637 --> 00:55:10,231 -Do it again? -Put it up. 860 00:55:13,643 --> 00:55:14,871 What's going on? 861 00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:19,274 This guy's giving Chris four balls off the table for $100 a rack. 862 00:55:19,349 --> 00:55:22,477 Four balls off the table? Since when does Chris play 8-ball? 863 00:55:22,552 --> 00:55:23,917 I don't know. Why? 864 00:55:23,987 --> 00:55:26,854 Four balls off the table's the biggest hustle in the world. 865 00:55:26,923 --> 00:55:30,791 Chris is getting his balls out of the way, so this fucker can shoot. 866 00:55:30,860 --> 00:55:32,760 That's game. Do it again? 867 00:55:34,064 --> 00:55:35,929 -One more time. -What's up? 868 00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:39,435 -I'm about to beat this guy's ass. -How much you down? 869 00:55:40,003 --> 00:55:41,095 $200. 870 00:55:43,073 --> 00:55:45,701 We've played two games and I haven't shot yet. 871 00:55:45,775 --> 00:55:48,039 As soon as he fucks up, I'll be on his ass. 872 00:55:48,111 --> 00:55:50,602 Have you forgotten? I'm on in an hour. Let's go. 873 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,979 -He's giving me four balls off the table! -Let's go. 874 00:55:55,251 --> 00:55:58,414 He's hustling you. This guy's a fucking hustler. Let's go. 875 00:56:00,924 --> 00:56:02,414 Take 'em down. 876 00:56:05,495 --> 00:56:07,395 All right, Max, let's go. 877 00:56:07,464 --> 00:56:10,900 We can't leave Chris here. What if the fucker tries to start something? 878 00:56:10,967 --> 00:56:15,028 He'll learn his lesson. Let's go. I'll see you later. Don't be late. 879 00:56:15,739 --> 00:56:17,366 I hate choosing. 880 00:56:18,274 --> 00:56:19,764 I'm such a bitch. 881 00:56:20,076 --> 00:56:21,338 Let's get to work! 882 00:56:34,157 --> 00:56:36,990 Poor little white trash 883 00:56:37,794 --> 00:56:40,262 Say you got some extra cash 884 00:56:40,497 --> 00:56:42,897 Why don't you come 885 00:56:43,466 --> 00:56:46,196 and blow it all on me ? 886 00:56:46,836 --> 00:56:49,737 I ain't nothing but a smart ass 887 00:56:50,373 --> 00:56:52,967 drinking from an empty glass 888 00:56:53,777 --> 00:56:56,712 I'm as crazy as a tree 889 00:56:59,983 --> 00:57:01,814 What's your hurry ? 890 00:57:05,688 --> 00:57:08,657 Don't you worry, baby 891 00:57:08,858 --> 00:57:10,689 Never shed a tear for me 892 00:57:11,961 --> 00:57:14,828 Don't you worry, baby 893 00:57:15,131 --> 00:57:17,156 I'm cold as a boy can be 894 00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:21,233 I ain't scared of a broken heart 895 00:57:21,538 --> 00:57:24,439 I get bored with the easy part 896 00:57:26,142 --> 00:57:29,634 Heaven knows I'm a redneck gigolo 897 00:57:42,659 --> 00:57:45,219 I think you and I 898 00:57:45,495 --> 00:57:48,123 should go down by the seaside 899 00:57:48,531 --> 00:57:52,297 Pick up all the dead things on the beach 900 00:57:55,138 --> 00:57:57,902 Ain't nothing but a washed-up world 901 00:57:57,974 --> 00:58:01,137 You ain't nothing but a stupid girl 902 00:58:01,678 --> 00:58:06,172 I think that's the way that life ought to be 903 00:58:08,151 --> 00:58:10,619 What's your hurry ? 904 00:58:13,790 --> 00:58:16,987 Don't you worry, baby 905 00:58:17,060 --> 00:58:19,528 Never shed a tear for me 906 00:58:19,996 --> 00:58:23,329 Don't you worry, baby 907 00:58:23,399 --> 00:58:25,765 I'm cold as a boy can be 908 00:58:26,603 --> 00:58:29,504 I ain't scared of a broken heart 909 00:58:29,739 --> 00:58:32,833 I get bored with the easy part 910 00:58:34,444 --> 00:58:37,880 Heaven knows I'm a redneck gigolo 911 00:58:42,886 --> 00:58:43,875 Come on! 912 00:58:51,494 --> 00:58:52,927 All right, man. 913 00:58:56,866 --> 00:58:59,300 Man, you were really good tonight. 914 00:59:00,703 --> 00:59:02,000 Thanks, Harold. 915 00:59:03,072 --> 00:59:05,302 Too bad no one will ever know. 916 00:59:12,715 --> 00:59:16,776 Thanks for coming. I appreciate that. Don't tell me. You lost. 917 00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:20,087 -I know. I fucked up, okay? -Yeah, you fucked up. 918 00:59:20,957 --> 00:59:23,790 -God damn it. How much did you lose? -$2,000. 919 00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:27,192 -What the fuck are you doing here? -I'm waiting for you. 920 00:59:27,263 --> 00:59:30,494 Now that Johnny's gone, you're the top dog around here. 921 00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:32,592 Maybe you want to step up. 922 00:59:33,069 --> 00:59:36,402 You ain't welcome around here no more. Nick says you're out. 923 00:59:36,472 --> 00:59:39,873 Tell him I'll burn this place to the ground if he thinks I'm out. 924 00:59:39,943 --> 00:59:43,435 And tell Johnny, when he gets his hand out of that cast I put him in... 925 00:59:43,513 --> 00:59:45,538 that I want his game, too. 926 00:59:45,615 --> 00:59:48,345 -You did that to his hand? -What the fuck will you do? 927 00:59:48,518 --> 00:59:51,043 Fuck! It's fucking bullshit, man. 928 00:59:51,321 --> 00:59:54,449 We can't let them come into our pool room and push us around. 929 00:59:54,757 --> 00:59:58,193 -We gotta do something. -What? Joe's a fucking psycho. He'll kill us. 930 00:59:58,261 --> 01:00:00,388 We've gotta beat him at his own game. 931 01:00:00,463 --> 01:00:04,365 That sounds great, but Joe's got this demon fucking pool fiend with him. 932 01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:07,631 -The guy never misses. He's unconscious. -We'll get Johnny to play. 933 01:00:07,704 --> 01:00:12,232 Fuck that. Johnny's out of his mind. He's got chick drama and a broken hand. 934 01:00:12,375 --> 01:00:15,105 Anybody's gonna step up, it's gonna be me. 935 01:00:15,578 --> 01:00:18,411 Are you deaf? Did you not hear me? The guy never misses. 936 01:00:18,481 --> 01:00:21,075 -He just destroyed me. -Chris, I destroy you. 937 01:00:21,150 --> 01:00:23,175 This is different. The guy's really good. 938 01:00:23,252 --> 01:00:26,619 I'll play him on table 4. Nobody knows better how that table rolls. 939 01:00:26,689 --> 01:00:29,089 That's true. Table 4 does roll pretty fucked up. 940 01:00:29,158 --> 01:00:32,150 You know why? I'm the one who put the matchbox under the leg. 941 01:00:32,228 --> 01:00:35,095 -Motherfucker. -Give me my $100 back. 942 01:00:35,164 --> 01:00:38,998 We're gonna have to pawn your car. I need money to put pressure on them. 943 01:00:39,068 --> 01:00:41,628 Wait a minute. Pawn my car? 944 01:00:42,138 --> 01:00:45,164 -You're not gonna pawn my car. -lt's just for one day. 945 01:00:45,241 --> 01:00:47,175 Are you out of your fucking mind? 946 01:00:47,243 --> 01:00:49,370 There's no way I'm gonna let you do this. 947 01:00:49,445 --> 01:00:53,711 In a million years, you are never gonna pawn my car. 948 01:01:04,060 --> 01:01:07,860 Let's go, Phil. $500 a hole. Let's get cracking. 949 01:01:07,930 --> 01:01:10,091 Hold your horses. I gotta call my wife... 950 01:01:10,166 --> 01:01:12,930 and tell her I'll be stuck in traffic for at least a week. 951 01:01:13,002 --> 01:01:15,197 Mr. Stein, you forgot to sign these. 952 01:01:15,805 --> 01:01:17,136 Thank you. 953 01:01:19,509 --> 01:01:21,534 That's great. You know... 954 01:01:22,378 --> 01:01:25,313 I need to talk to the both of you. 955 01:01:26,849 --> 01:01:28,612 Remember that bet you made? 956 01:01:29,852 --> 01:01:32,650 This is the last time I'm gonna call you, so.... 957 01:01:33,990 --> 01:01:38,393 I don't know, if you change your mind, or if you ever check your machine... 958 01:01:39,962 --> 01:01:43,227 then you'll know where to find me. All right. Bye. 959 01:01:45,601 --> 01:01:47,660 I am not having a good day. 960 01:01:48,204 --> 01:01:50,297 Every day is a good day, kid. 961 01:01:51,207 --> 01:01:53,232 Just try missing one once. 962 01:01:54,444 --> 01:01:59,006 I gotta go get some felt for the tables. I'll be gone a couple of hours. 963 01:01:59,082 --> 01:02:01,778 -Keep an eye on the castle. -You got it. 964 01:02:04,887 --> 01:02:05,979 Here. 965 01:02:06,989 --> 01:02:08,616 Here's the keys. 966 01:02:11,427 --> 01:02:15,557 Make sure you lock up before you leave, all right? 967 01:02:16,466 --> 01:02:18,058 Back off her. 968 01:02:19,135 --> 01:02:20,796 -Ma'am. -Hey, Nick. 969 01:02:26,809 --> 01:02:28,572 What happened to your hand? 970 01:02:29,112 --> 01:02:30,875 I cut myself shaving. 971 01:02:36,085 --> 01:02:38,986 Why didn't you tell me what you did for me that night? 972 01:02:39,055 --> 01:02:42,388 Because you spend so much time always thinking that I'm an asshole... 973 01:02:42,458 --> 01:02:45,723 that you never see any of the good things that I do. 974 01:02:46,529 --> 01:02:48,121 All I wanted to do... 975 01:02:48,197 --> 01:02:52,463 was give you what I knew you wanted more than anything in the world... 976 01:02:53,236 --> 01:02:55,204 the only way I knew how. 977 01:02:58,808 --> 01:03:01,538 The only thing I ever wanted was you. 978 01:03:04,347 --> 01:03:05,712 I love you. 979 01:03:08,017 --> 01:03:09,484 Wait. 980 01:03:11,220 --> 01:03:14,155 -There's something I have to tell you. -What? 981 01:03:15,758 --> 01:03:18,022 I'm a motor-home salesman now. 982 01:03:22,932 --> 01:03:25,833 I know. I heard. 983 01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:28,596 What do you mean? 984 01:03:28,671 --> 01:03:31,731 I saw you in the window, with the tie. 985 01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:33,275 Are you stalking me now? 986 01:03:33,342 --> 01:03:37,176 No. You almost made a sale. I almost came.... 987 01:03:37,246 --> 01:03:39,339 Why are you gonna stalk me? 988 01:03:40,149 --> 01:03:42,014 I just missed you, baby. 989 01:03:43,119 --> 01:03:44,780 I missed you, too. 990 01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:00,260 You guys want some action? 991 01:04:00,336 --> 01:04:02,827 I'll be at Hard Times, table 4, tonight. 992 01:04:02,905 --> 01:04:05,339 Can't miss me. I'll be the one whipping your ass. 993 01:04:05,408 --> 01:04:08,935 What's the weather like lately? I haven't been outside. 994 01:04:09,011 --> 01:04:11,445 What you wanna do, Brad.... Is that your name? 995 01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:15,314 You wanna stroke it, not poke it. Look how pretty that is. 996 01:04:16,619 --> 01:04:19,087 I move 'em around pretty good, myself. 997 01:04:20,790 --> 01:04:22,018 This is too easy. 998 01:04:22,758 --> 01:04:25,625 Can you get that money up there? My arm is.... 999 01:04:26,829 --> 01:04:28,262 Thanks. Appreciate it. 1000 01:04:29,265 --> 01:04:32,723 -$500, baby. Easy as fucking pie. -That's my boy! 1001 01:04:33,669 --> 01:04:36,137 Where'd you get that stick? Is that Johnny's cue? 1002 01:04:36,205 --> 01:04:39,402 -He ain't using it, so I borrowed it. -Danny, be careful, man. 1003 01:04:39,675 --> 01:04:43,236 Something strange is going on. He's not playing you the way he played me. 1004 01:04:43,312 --> 01:04:46,338 Of course not. I'm a lot better player than you are. 1005 01:04:46,415 --> 01:04:47,905 Here he comes. 1006 01:04:48,084 --> 01:04:50,575 -Nice table. -You like that? Thanks. 1007 01:04:50,653 --> 01:04:53,645 Why don't we switch tables and double the bet? 1008 01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:57,257 No, I say we play on this table or I quit. That's the deal. 1009 01:04:57,326 --> 01:04:59,954 You're such a punk. Fine, let's double the bet. 1010 01:05:00,029 --> 01:05:01,656 That sounds good. 1011 01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:03,661 You weren't breast-fed, were you? 1012 01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:05,997 Rack 'em, Joe, my finger's so'. 1013 01:05:12,808 --> 01:05:14,708 Dead rail. I can't believe that! 1014 01:05:14,777 --> 01:05:16,438 Table 4, baby. 1015 01:05:26,455 --> 01:05:29,288 This guy's got us playing on this fucked-up table. 1016 01:05:29,358 --> 01:05:30,985 What's your deal? 1017 01:05:31,527 --> 01:05:34,690 Are you gonna play, or cry about it like a fucking baby? 1018 01:05:34,764 --> 01:05:37,130 Bet $5,000. He can't beat me three sets in a row. 1019 01:05:37,199 --> 01:05:38,791 Shut up. It ain't your money. 1020 01:05:38,868 --> 01:05:41,962 It's half my money. You want out, I'll play him on my own. 1021 01:05:42,038 --> 01:05:45,007 You can't fire an air barrel. How will you cover if you lose? 1022 01:05:45,107 --> 01:05:47,371 I'm not gonna lose. I'm in this guy's head-- 1023 01:05:47,443 --> 01:05:51,504 -Don't be an idiot. We don't have the money. -Get the fuck out of here. 1024 01:05:52,682 --> 01:05:54,445 Fine. $5,000. You call it. 1025 01:05:54,517 --> 01:05:56,280 -You call. -Tails. 1026 01:06:01,757 --> 01:06:04,658 So you won a fucking break. Big fucking deal. 1027 01:06:39,061 --> 01:06:40,756 Pay up. $5,000. 1028 01:07:10,526 --> 01:07:13,495 -Where's the money? -Tough guy! 1029 01:07:16,932 --> 01:07:20,891 Get the fuck out of here, you punk-ass bastards. Get out of here. Go! 1030 01:07:22,805 --> 01:07:26,036 Listen to me. The money. 24 hours. 1031 01:07:26,242 --> 01:07:29,734 -Or next time I come back angry. -You son of a bitch! 1032 01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:33,140 -That's enough! -I'll tell you when it's enough. 1033 01:07:38,187 --> 01:07:41,088 -Fuck! -Jesus Christ, what the hell are you? 1034 01:07:41,724 --> 01:07:43,351 I'm a klutz. 1035 01:07:43,826 --> 01:07:45,054 Fuck, Danny! 1036 01:08:25,034 --> 01:08:27,059 Freeze! Put your hands in the air! 1037 01:08:27,136 --> 01:08:29,798 Get them up in the air so we can see them! 1038 01:08:29,872 --> 01:08:31,897 Let's see them hands! 1039 01:08:41,784 --> 01:08:44,048 Hey, Nick. What's going on? 1040 01:08:49,325 --> 01:08:50,656 What's wrong? 1041 01:08:51,894 --> 01:08:54,692 -Danny's in jail. -What happened? 1042 01:08:55,264 --> 01:08:58,791 He crapped out firing an air barrel at Brad last night. 1043 01:08:59,201 --> 01:09:00,463 How much? 1044 01:09:00,936 --> 01:09:03,905 $5,000. He's stuck for half of it. 1045 01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:06,301 And it gets worse. 1046 01:09:06,375 --> 01:09:10,334 When Joe found out that Danny couldn't cover... 1047 01:09:11,647 --> 01:09:14,844 then he leaned on him pretty heavy, beat the shit out of him... 1048 01:09:14,917 --> 01:09:18,876 put a gun to his head and said, "You've got 24 hours to get the money." 1049 01:09:18,954 --> 01:09:21,582 That's when Danny went crazy, tried to knock over Sal's. 1050 01:09:21,657 --> 01:09:23,955 -What? -He's in County Jail. 1051 01:09:24,126 --> 01:09:26,219 It's $25,000 bail. 1052 01:09:26,462 --> 01:09:28,987 We got to get him out, right? Nick? 1053 01:09:29,465 --> 01:09:32,457 I'm sorry, kid. I just don't have that kind of money. 1054 01:09:32,535 --> 01:09:34,469 All I got is my dad's plastic. 1055 01:09:35,571 --> 01:09:38,301 -I ain't got nothing. -I can call my dad. 1056 01:09:41,043 --> 01:09:42,067 No. 1057 01:09:42,144 --> 01:09:44,009 What are you gonna do? 1058 01:09:45,948 --> 01:09:48,542 I'm gonna go get my brother. Come on. 1059 01:09:50,953 --> 01:09:53,046 Hey, Nick. He's here. 1060 01:09:53,389 --> 01:09:55,550 Detroit. You got action. 1061 01:10:03,599 --> 01:10:06,033 Come here. Give me the fucking thing. 1062 01:10:20,749 --> 01:10:21,841 Fuck. 1063 01:10:29,558 --> 01:10:31,549 Nick, anything on the bankroll? 1064 01:10:31,627 --> 01:10:33,857 Nothing. De nada. 1065 01:10:34,396 --> 01:10:37,092 The next level. Why don't you take over? 1066 01:10:38,100 --> 01:10:39,897 Come on, set 'em up. 1067 01:11:24,647 --> 01:11:26,672 -How's the arm? -Horrible. 1068 01:11:31,587 --> 01:11:33,578 -You ready? -I'm ready. 1069 01:11:33,656 --> 01:11:37,148 -Let's play the first set for $5,000. -All right, fine. 1070 01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:39,827 Fine. Call it. 1071 01:11:42,765 --> 01:11:44,858 The money first. Put it up. 1072 01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:47,532 What's wrong? You don't think I'm good for it? 1073 01:11:47,603 --> 01:11:49,195 Put the money on the lights. 1074 01:11:49,271 --> 01:11:53,605 -I think you know me better than that. -I know you too well, Johnny boy. 1075 01:11:53,776 --> 01:11:56,438 I'm not gonna fall for any of your old tricks. 1076 01:11:57,012 --> 01:11:58,138 The money. 1077 01:11:59,415 --> 01:12:02,111 Fine. Just give me a second, all right? 1078 01:12:06,522 --> 01:12:10,253 -What the hell are we working with here? -lt's about $5,500. 1079 01:12:10,559 --> 01:12:11,890 Christ! 1080 01:12:12,461 --> 01:12:15,453 I got one barrel, no cue. How the hell do I like it? 1081 01:12:15,531 --> 01:12:17,499 It's okay. We're covered. 1082 01:12:17,766 --> 01:12:21,258 -Jesus Christ, where'd you get that? -I'm the rich kid, right? 1083 01:12:21,470 --> 01:12:22,994 Don't worry about it. 1084 01:12:23,772 --> 01:12:26,969 -Are we playing here, or what? -We're playing. 1085 01:12:27,443 --> 01:12:30,173 Joe, how about we play this one for $10,000? 1086 01:12:30,245 --> 01:12:33,442 -Ten's my favorite number. -Nice cue. You shooting with that? 1087 01:12:33,549 --> 01:12:37,144 No, that's not his cue, smart ass. He's shooting with this. 1088 01:13:10,419 --> 01:13:11,511 Fuck. 1089 01:13:12,621 --> 01:13:16,455 You wanted a pro, you got one. He's ranked 13th in the country. 1090 01:13:16,625 --> 01:13:20,152 You don't stand a shot against him. You had enough yet? 1091 01:13:21,597 --> 01:13:22,859 Rack 'em. 1092 01:13:23,499 --> 01:13:26,434 Christ, Nick, the kid's good, but he's not that good. 1093 01:13:26,502 --> 01:13:28,197 You're just getting started. 1094 01:13:28,270 --> 01:13:30,932 Yeah, but it's just cost us $10,000 to get me started. 1095 01:13:31,006 --> 01:13:34,339 You listen to me. I know this type of guy from my past experience. 1096 01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:36,935 This son of a bitch is not a stayer, you understand? 1097 01:13:37,012 --> 01:13:41,176 He'll crack sooner or later. When he cracks, you'll win. Have faith. 1098 01:13:42,017 --> 01:13:45,043 -"Have faith." -Okay, you're covered. 1099 01:13:47,022 --> 01:13:50,287 Covered? What the hell kind of ATM you got? 1100 01:13:51,326 --> 01:13:52,657 Thanks, Chris. 1101 01:14:17,419 --> 01:14:18,511 Fuck! 1102 01:14:22,624 --> 01:14:24,091 This is so sad. 1103 01:14:28,530 --> 01:14:30,657 Wait here. I'm not done yet. 1104 01:14:32,401 --> 01:14:36,838 I know. I think he's getting warmed up now. Just give us another $10,000. Maybe.... 1105 01:14:37,573 --> 01:14:39,200 You motherfucker! 1106 01:14:41,310 --> 01:14:43,175 How could you do this? 1107 01:14:43,745 --> 01:14:46,407 This is fucking Tang, man! 1108 01:14:47,049 --> 01:14:50,416 He don't got no fucking credit cards and no Cadillac. 1109 01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:54,513 You give me this rich-kid bullshit. You got me in there pissing away his future. 1110 01:14:55,824 --> 01:14:57,587 What the fuck are you doing? 1111 01:14:57,693 --> 01:15:00,628 What am l, a baby? Like I had no say in this? 1112 01:15:00,963 --> 01:15:04,455 -My friend was in trouble. I came to help. -What the fuck, man? 1113 01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:08,595 He bails out Danny now and pays off his debt, he's out $30,000. 1114 01:15:08,670 --> 01:15:10,570 Then he's broke, too. What the fuck? 1115 01:15:10,639 --> 01:15:13,130 All right, we just took a fucking chance. 1116 01:15:13,208 --> 01:15:16,302 Come on. We never thought you'd lose. 1117 01:15:20,415 --> 01:15:22,440 Here, man. Take this. 1118 01:15:26,955 --> 01:15:28,547 Keep your money. 1119 01:15:30,926 --> 01:15:32,826 What are you gonna do? 1120 01:15:34,563 --> 01:15:37,657 Come on. Just take the money! I'm sorry! 1121 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:42,198 All right, what do you say we bump the bet? Play this one for $20,000. 1122 01:15:43,405 --> 01:15:45,498 How much you got up there, John? 1123 01:15:45,574 --> 01:15:48,236 You wouldn't be flashing me no nigger roll, would you? 1124 01:15:48,310 --> 01:15:50,972 'Cause that don't look like no $20,000. 1125 01:15:51,780 --> 01:15:55,216 As long as we're doing this, why not play for $50,000? 1126 01:15:56,151 --> 01:15:58,619 I've been looking for him all day. Are we too late? 1127 01:15:58,687 --> 01:16:00,086 No, perfect. 1128 01:16:01,290 --> 01:16:04,919 -Sorry I'm late, John. Hi, how you doing? -Who are you? 1129 01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:06,725 His backer. 1130 01:16:09,298 --> 01:16:13,962 What do you say you match what I got, and we play till somebody takes it all? 1131 01:16:17,506 --> 01:16:20,134 -$20,000 is okay. -Are you sure? 1132 01:16:20,375 --> 01:16:22,935 -Race to 5 for $20,000. -Put it up. 1133 01:16:44,900 --> 01:16:46,231 All right. 1134 01:17:07,489 --> 01:17:09,787 At least you got Tang's money back. 1135 01:17:09,858 --> 01:17:11,883 Yeah, but my brother's still in jail. 1136 01:17:15,697 --> 01:17:17,528 Come here. Get over here. 1137 01:17:21,703 --> 01:17:24,797 -Put him the fuck out. Come on. -I got him. 1138 01:17:46,161 --> 01:17:49,858 -Bet $40,000. -Fine. Good. Even better. 1139 01:18:08,684 --> 01:18:10,208 Go ahead. Shoot 'em. 1140 01:18:20,929 --> 01:18:21,953 Don't miss. 1141 01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:27,965 Fuck this back-and-forth bullshit. It's a big waste of time. 1142 01:18:28,036 --> 01:18:30,664 You want to put it all up, Mr. Backer man? 1143 01:18:30,739 --> 01:18:35,142 Come on. Last set. Shoot it all. Race to 9 for $80,000. 1144 01:18:36,278 --> 01:18:40,647 I'm betting this big-time action brings out the dog in your boy, over there. 1145 01:18:42,984 --> 01:18:45,350 Did I just stutter or something? 1146 01:18:47,155 --> 01:18:51,990 A few minutes ago, it was like a pool hall in here. Now it's as quiet as a church. 1147 01:18:54,229 --> 01:18:58,256 Is this your first time in a pool hall, Mr. Backer man? Is that it? 1148 01:18:58,800 --> 01:19:02,736 Your clothes getting a little mashed? Let me tell you something. 1149 01:19:02,938 --> 01:19:07,375 When you walk out of here, your skin will smell of this place for a week. 1150 01:19:08,110 --> 01:19:11,876 Every time you put on that suit, you will think of me taking your money. 1151 01:19:11,947 --> 01:19:16,316 'Cause I'm the only one in this room who knows how fast your boy can run. 1152 01:19:16,384 --> 01:19:19,114 You want to know why? 'Cause I bred him. 1153 01:19:20,288 --> 01:19:22,882 How the fuck does that make you feel... 1154 01:19:23,091 --> 01:19:26,527 to be in that position, with all your money on the table? 1155 01:19:26,595 --> 01:19:28,563 -How much you got, Joe? -What? 1156 01:19:28,630 --> 01:19:32,088 Total. You put down $80,000 like it didn't matter. 1157 01:19:32,167 --> 01:19:36,001 That's a lot of money for somebody like you and him. I think it matters. 1158 01:19:36,071 --> 01:19:39,040 -What's the difference-- -I'm a millionaire. 1159 01:19:40,041 --> 01:19:43,841 That's the difference. I lose $80,000, I get another $80,000. 1160 01:19:44,279 --> 01:19:47,442 For me, it doesn't matter. See, I think it's you... 1161 01:19:48,049 --> 01:19:50,210 who's sweating this, the both of you. 1162 01:19:50,285 --> 01:19:54,745 People in pool rooms don't come across this kind of take but once in a lifetime. 1163 01:19:55,190 --> 01:19:58,057 And now you're gonna put it all on the line against John... 1164 01:19:58,126 --> 01:20:01,027 'cause you think he's gonna choke? I don't think so. 1165 01:20:01,096 --> 01:20:03,087 I think he's gonna choke. 1166 01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:07,792 You want to shoot it all, let's shoot it all. 1167 01:20:08,003 --> 01:20:11,370 -How much you got in your pocket? -I got a couple of thousand. 1168 01:20:13,008 --> 01:20:14,066 You? 1169 01:20:16,878 --> 01:20:17,970 $500. 1170 01:20:20,015 --> 01:20:21,778 -What about your ring? -What? 1171 01:20:21,850 --> 01:20:24,512 -How much for your ring? -You want my ring? 1172 01:20:24,586 --> 01:20:26,986 You said it: "Shoot it all." 1173 01:20:27,889 --> 01:20:30,983 -What's it worth to you? -I paid $2,800 for it. 1174 01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:33,387 $3,000. Covered. 1175 01:20:35,964 --> 01:20:40,367 I'm gonna leave you with nothing. Nick, make sure, please, it's all there. 1176 01:20:40,869 --> 01:20:43,463 I'm gonna have a drink. You want a drink? 1177 01:20:45,473 --> 01:20:46,633 All right. 1178 01:21:03,024 --> 01:21:06,221 You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? 1179 01:21:07,229 --> 01:21:08,253 Yeah. 1180 01:21:08,330 --> 01:21:10,298 See the one about lions? 1181 01:21:13,134 --> 01:21:14,829 Got this lion. 1182 01:21:15,570 --> 01:21:19,506 He's the king of the jungle. Huge mane, out to here. 1183 01:21:20,175 --> 01:21:23,872 He's laying down under a tree, in the middle of Africa. 1184 01:21:24,346 --> 01:21:27,406 He's so big. He's so hot. 1185 01:21:29,251 --> 01:21:31,219 He doesn't want to move. 1186 01:21:32,187 --> 01:21:35,384 The little lion cubs, they start messing with him. 1187 01:21:36,024 --> 01:21:39,755 Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn't do anything. 1188 01:21:41,029 --> 01:21:44,362 The lioness, she starts messing with him... 1189 01:21:44,666 --> 01:21:48,500 coming over, making trouble. Still nothing. 1190 01:21:49,037 --> 01:21:51,870 Now, the other animals notice this... 1191 01:21:53,008 --> 01:21:56,068 and they start to move in, the jackals. 1192 01:21:57,746 --> 01:21:58,940 Hyenas. 1193 01:21:59,848 --> 01:22:02,373 They're barking at him, laughing at him. 1194 01:22:03,151 --> 01:22:07,485 They nip his toes and eat the food that's in his domain. 1195 01:22:07,989 --> 01:22:09,456 They do this... 1196 01:22:09,524 --> 01:22:13,927 then they get closer and bolder, till one day... 1197 01:22:15,563 --> 01:22:18,828 that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody... 1198 01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:22,427 runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. 1199 01:22:23,071 --> 01:22:27,405 'Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals... 1200 01:22:29,878 --> 01:22:31,209 who he is. 1201 01:22:36,284 --> 01:22:39,879 It's too late to be scared. It's time to kill. 1202 01:22:41,323 --> 01:22:45,054 I'm going in the other room. You come out when you're ready. 1203 01:22:49,831 --> 01:22:52,800 Don't beat him. Kick his ass. 1204 01:24:30,665 --> 01:24:32,758 Watch this 2-ball go down. 1205 01:25:10,839 --> 01:25:11,931 Fuck. 1206 01:25:12,540 --> 01:25:15,839 That's fucking bullshit! I can't fucking believe this. 1207 01:25:18,279 --> 01:25:22,511 I don't know. I think I gotta bank it. There's nothing else I can do. 1208 01:25:22,951 --> 01:25:25,613 You can do it. It's a two-rail safety. 1209 01:25:26,187 --> 01:25:28,678 I think you're right. Thanks, Nick. 1210 01:25:46,641 --> 01:25:47,938 Good shot. 1211 01:26:01,256 --> 01:26:03,986 Take that, you motherless motherfuckers! 1212 01:26:04,325 --> 01:26:07,294 Stop. Easy. No.... 1213 01:26:08,429 --> 01:26:09,521 Shit! 1214 01:26:28,516 --> 01:26:31,041 Shoot the shot already. It's an easy shot. 1215 01:26:31,119 --> 01:26:34,418 -Easy shot, my ass. -Shows how much you know. 1216 01:26:34,489 --> 01:26:37,390 I can't believe I'm playing with somebody so fucking stupid. 1217 01:26:37,458 --> 01:26:41,053 I ain't biting on any of your South Side shark techniques, so shut up. 1218 01:26:41,129 --> 01:26:42,721 The shot can't be made, Brad. 1219 01:26:42,797 --> 01:26:45,231 Believe me, I'd rather have you shoot it than me. 1220 01:26:45,300 --> 01:26:46,528 Me, too. 1221 01:26:51,506 --> 01:26:53,235 -Come on! -Bullshit. 1222 01:26:53,341 --> 01:26:56,367 If you think it's so easy, why don't you come and shoot it? 1223 01:26:56,444 --> 01:27:00,244 Believe me, I wish I could. I'd pay to shoot a shot like that. 1224 01:27:01,249 --> 01:27:03,979 How much is it worth to you, Johnny boy? 1225 01:27:04,452 --> 01:27:05,851 What are you saying? 1226 01:27:05,920 --> 01:27:09,822 You think you can make it. I say it can't be made. I don't want him doing it. 1227 01:27:09,891 --> 01:27:13,452 So why don't you speak to Daddy Warbucks and see how much it's worth? 1228 01:27:13,528 --> 01:27:17,328 I don't gotta ask nobody nothing. That's a tough fucking shot. 1229 01:27:17,398 --> 01:27:19,662 It's worth, maybe, $200 bucks. 1230 01:27:20,468 --> 01:27:24,802 $200? We're playing for $100,000 and you want to offer me $200? 1231 01:27:25,607 --> 01:27:28,599 Offer me $5,000, and then maybe I'll think about it. 1232 01:27:28,676 --> 01:27:30,473 What are you saying, Joe? 1233 01:27:30,545 --> 01:27:34,174 You don't want to go home broke once John makes this shot. 1234 01:27:34,716 --> 01:27:36,980 Listen, mister, all due respect... 1235 01:27:37,051 --> 01:27:39,815 but save your money, 'cause you don't know the game. 1236 01:27:39,887 --> 01:27:41,821 The shot can't be made. 1237 01:27:42,624 --> 01:27:44,148 It's up to you. 1238 01:27:46,494 --> 01:27:48,359 Here's your gas money. 1239 01:27:49,664 --> 01:27:51,256 You're gonna need it. 1240 01:27:51,366 --> 01:27:52,628 Excuse me. 1241 01:28:03,278 --> 01:28:05,542 Come on, get legs. 1242 01:28:08,383 --> 01:28:09,475 Fuck! 1243 01:28:11,686 --> 01:28:15,713 What the hell were you thinking? I told you you couldn't make the shot. 1244 01:28:20,428 --> 01:28:23,158 -What are you doing? -I'm taking my shot. 1245 01:28:26,301 --> 01:28:30,362 See, I just paid $5,000 for your shot. 1246 01:28:31,172 --> 01:28:32,434 Now it's my shot. 1247 01:28:35,376 --> 01:28:37,139 Listen, you can't do that. 1248 01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:41,414 -He just did. -This is bullshit! 1249 01:28:41,482 --> 01:28:44,246 It's not an old trick you should have been looking out for. 1250 01:28:44,319 --> 01:28:48,619 -This is fucking bullshit, man! -Here's what my brother owes you. 1251 01:28:48,690 --> 01:28:51,989 -Fuck you. -You and I got some unfinished business. 1252 01:28:52,093 --> 01:28:56,029 The rest of y'all clear out. It's about to get rowdy in this motherfucker. 1253 01:28:58,499 --> 01:29:00,763 -Go! -Later, Joe. 1254 01:29:13,314 --> 01:29:15,373 A game like that, you should be on the tour. 1255 01:29:16,184 --> 01:29:19,017 I don't think you'd want me beating you every week. 1256 01:29:19,087 --> 01:29:21,521 You didn't beat me. I got hustled. 1257 01:29:23,691 --> 01:29:26,216 Maybe you did, and maybe you didn't. 1258 01:29:26,494 --> 01:29:29,952 -I guess I'm a hustler. -Doesn't have to stay that way. 1259 01:29:30,631 --> 01:29:32,155 Think about it. 1260 01:29:49,384 --> 01:29:51,147 Wanna get out of here? 1261 01:29:52,220 --> 01:29:54,085 Let's go get your brother. 1262 01:29:54,155 --> 01:29:56,988 -Wait, we're not going in that. -What are we going in? 1263 01:29:57,058 --> 01:29:58,821 We're going in that. 1264 01:30:00,194 --> 01:30:02,788 That's my Uncle Mike's car. 1265 01:30:03,865 --> 01:30:05,992 Not anymore. Come on. 1266 01:30:27,655 --> 01:30:29,680 Okay, boys, you ready? 1267 01:30:36,130 --> 01:30:37,119 Go. 1268 01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:06,427 Give me two seconds.... Okay, I'm all right! 1269 01:31:07,061 --> 01:31:08,528 Jesus Christ. 1270 01:31:15,369 --> 01:31:18,167 -I'm telling you, right now-- -No way those are real. 1271 01:31:18,239 --> 01:31:20,366 What we need is a plastic surgeon. 1272 01:31:20,475 --> 01:31:23,774 Shut up! We need a consensus, all right? Tang? 1273 01:31:23,845 --> 01:31:26,575 They must be real. There's no scar. I'm going with God. 1274 01:31:26,647 --> 01:31:29,047 Are you retarded? There's laser technology now. 1275 01:31:29,116 --> 01:31:32,574 They can remove scars, plus God made plastic surgery. 100-percent fake. 1276 01:31:32,653 --> 01:31:35,588 I don't know. It's a shot in the dark, but I'll go with real. 1277 01:31:35,656 --> 01:31:39,387 I can't leave Max hanging on this. They look great, but a little too amazing. 1278 01:31:39,460 --> 01:31:40,984 I'll say store-bought. 1279 01:31:49,337 --> 01:31:52,306 All right! Is that your final answer? 1280 01:31:53,641 --> 01:31:56,371 Want to take the 50-50? Audience choice? 1281 01:31:56,744 --> 01:31:58,575 -Come on. -All right, okay! 1282 01:31:59,213 --> 01:32:02,148 All right, Scarlet. Here's the moment of truth. 1283 01:32:02,216 --> 01:32:05,617 -Are they real, or are they Memorex? -They're real. 1284 01:32:07,688 --> 01:32:08,712 I knew it! 1285 01:32:08,789 --> 01:32:12,850 -Scarlet, they feel hard as a rock. -Never go swimming. You'll drown. 1286 01:34:19,153 --> 01:34:19,482 [ Skipped item nr. 1286 ] 104404

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