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The pool hall is a great equalizer.
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In the pool hall, nobody cares about
how old or young you are...
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what color your skin is,
or how much money you got in your pocket.
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It's about how you move.
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I remember this kid once...
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who could move on a pool table
like nobody had ever seen.
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I mean, hour after hour, rack after rack,
his shots just went in.
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The cue was part of his arm,
and the balls had eyes.
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And the thing that made him so good...
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was he thought he could never miss.
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I know...
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'cause that kid was me.
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What they're doing
is forming this new league...
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kind of like what they have
for golf and tennis...
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but for pool.
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They scouted all the best players
in the country...
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for 50 spots on this new pro tour.
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Then they made their selections.
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Last summer, I was in Memphis
playing Bucktooth for that Chevy.
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The tournament director himself
was in the room watching me play.
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A guy by the name of Toupee Jay.
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Anyway, after playing Bucktooth...
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this guy Jay comes up to me...
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and he says even though
all 50 spots in the tour are filled...
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after watching me play, they'd have to make
an exception in my case to carry 51.
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Can you believe that? They want me.
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He even told Joe
he'd send the invitation himself.
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Man, when I was out there playing...
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we had no professionals.
All we had was hustlers.
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I don't wanna be a hustler, Rags.
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I want to be a professional,
and I'm gonna be.
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I'm just waiting for my invitation.
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What's going on here?
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-We were just--
-We were just what?
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You know who this is?
This is Rags, and he's a hustler.
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Probably one of the best.
What'd you do? Make him win the first set?
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-He's up $20.
-He's $20 up. Right, $20 up.
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Then you'd be $50 up, then $100,
then you'd be broke.
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Come on, Joe, let me play.
I can beat this guy.
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Maybe you can and maybe you can't.
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But we don't deal with maybes, do we?
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You don't know all the angles yet,
but I do, all right?
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He's bad news.
Even if you win, you can't win.
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What do you mean, even if I win,
I can't win? I don't understand.
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You don't have to understand.
Just listen to me.
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If the kid wants to play...
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why don't you let him play?
He may learn something.
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The only thing he'll learn from you
is how to lose.
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I'm trying to do something here.
I'm trying to educate this kid, all right?
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So if you got something to say, say it to me.
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Otherwise shut the fuck up,
because he's my kid, all right?
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He's my fucking kid.
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And I'm gonna make him a champion.
So you stay away from him.
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-Mail came today, Joe.
-Thanks, Don.
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-White boy's got skills.
-No, he can't.
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Damn!
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Now let me get this straight.
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You're saying that
because you and me are friends...
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that makes us niggers?
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No, "niggas," all right?
There's a big difference.
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That's what I just said. "Nigger."
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-No. "Nigga."
-"Nigger."
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"Nigga," N-l-G-G-A.
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-What the fuck is that?
-Man and me, like, we're brothers.
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You know, like if I say, "You my nigga,"
that means we're boys.
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Like that man you're playing, right there?
That's my nigga Charles.
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My nigger Charles, right?
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Hold it. See, you can't say that.
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-Only I can.
-Why?
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Because, first of all, you don't say it right.
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And second, you don't know Charles. I do.
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-You do?
-I do.
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I've known Charles
since he was knee-high to a duck.
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See, me and Charles, nigga, we down.
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-You're down?
-Yeah, down.
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Of course you're down. You're down
about $5,000. Give me my fucking money.
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You know what?
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It is absolutely impossible
to have an intelligent conversation...
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with your white ass.
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Shoot pool, honky.
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This is our night, Johnny.
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This is our night. I can feel it.
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I mean, you've got them animals in there
eating out of the palm of your hand.
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You beat them, you take their money,
you call them names to their faces...
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and they love you.
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I don't know how you do it.
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I never saw anything like it.
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Beating a man out of his money, that's easy.
Anybody can do that.
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But beating a man out of his money
and making him like it...
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that's an art.
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That's an art of a true hustler.
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But it's getting late...
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and I don't wanna be here
all fucking night, okay?
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There's enough drug money in there...
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that we're gonna need
a fucking wheelbarrow to carry it out.
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So stop messing around.
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I mean, you got a game
those people never seen.
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And quite frankly,
I'd like to see it sometime myself tonight.
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You're gonna go in there,
you're gonna bump up the bet...
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and you're gonna
close this fucking night out.
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So stop wasting my fucking time.
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Just do it.
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A bottle of Jack.
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I'll be a three-legged dog
if I'm not looking at the Side Pocket Kid.
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You don't remember me...
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but I saw you play once
about 10 or 15 years ago.
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I used to wear a rug.
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Toupee Jay.
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Yeah, that's me.
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I saw this kid play one of the best games
I've ever seen in my life.
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Couldn't have been more than
14 or 15 years old...
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but, man, he could shoot the lights out!
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Now look at him. He's all grown up.
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You know, I always wondered
what happened to you.
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Why you never made it down
to Johnson City.
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Well, Jay, I've never been
much of a tournament player.
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-There's no money in them.
-No money?
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We just held the U.S. Open in Atlanta.
First prize was $100,000.
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But you gotta be invited to those things,
don't you?
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We did invite you. A couple of times.
I sent the invitations out myself.
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I even called and spoke to a backer
you had in those days.
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But he said you weren't interested.
Something about...
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your parents wanting you to finish school.
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What was the name
of that backer you had, anyway?
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Was it Joe?
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Bet $20,000!
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What's the matter? Did I stutter?
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Everybody got all quiet, and shit?
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About a minute ago,
it was like an evening at the Apollo.
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Now, all of a sudden, it's quiet as a church.
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That's all right, Chico, I don't blame you.
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I've been beating this motherfucker
all goddamn night. He can't win.
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You better watch your mouth.
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You watch my mouth, Chico...
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'cause you sure as hell
don't want to watch me play pool.
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Unless I'm blindfolded, handcuffed,
with a cue sticking out of my ass.
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Maybe you'd bet the $20,000 then, right?
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That's what I thought.
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Come on, Joe, let's get the fuck out of here.
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These guys wouldn't bet $5 they were black.
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Hold this.
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You got a bet.
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But for $20,000, you got to play
my man Brad in the corner, over there.
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What are you doing?
I only got $8,000 on me.
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Don't play that guy. He's a pro.
I saw him at the pro tournament in Phoenix.
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Don't you ever tell me who I play again.
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I'll play anybody in the house,
you know that, Chico.
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Do you wanna play this bad motherfucker
on my money?
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I don't think so.
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Seems you got
too much personal shit going on.
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You know what? Fuck you, Johnny.
Charles, get the rack.
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I'll play him myself.
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-What the fuck are you doing?
-He's got $8,000 on him, but it's not enough.
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What the fuck is going on?
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You should have looked out for me.
I was just a kid.
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I'll fucking kill you, you motherfucker!
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Shut the fuck up!
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Do you honestly think that I would let
a white boy walk into my pool hall...
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and talk that much shit
unless he was trying to tell me something?
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You missed the fucking signs.
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You didn't listen.
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Me and Johnny, we's niggas.
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-I'm out of here.
-Peace.
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What's this I hear
about you not having my money?
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Get the fuck off me!
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When I was 12, I walked into a pool room...
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picked up a cue,
and I just knew how to play.
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I guess, for some people,
it's baseball or music.
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For me, it was pool.
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But I never wanted to be a hustler.
I wanted to be the best.
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But after 15 years with Joe...
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the only thing I ever got to be
was the best hustler.
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I guess, in life, things don't always work out
the way you want them to.
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You wanted to see me?
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I'd have to say you're the worst carpenter
I ever worked with in my entire life.
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How did you get this job?
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Jack Radosta hired me on.
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I guess he thought
he owed me a couple of favors.
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Jack's a good man.
Bad gambler, but he's a good man.
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I know I'm no good at any of this stuff.
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But Jack's been showing me some things.
If I work harder...
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-and I try as hard as I can--
-Relax, you're not getting fired.
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As a matter of fact,
I've decided to move you up...
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and make you head of supplies.
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That's a promotion, son.
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-More money, nice bonuses.
-Thanks.
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I figure, out of all the men here,
you're probably most qualified for that job.
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Why do you say that?
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You're the pool hustler, ain't you?
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If I need a few truckloads of steel
to disappear off this site...
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I know I can count on you
to make it happen, right?
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You get taken care of, I get taken care of,
and everybody's happy.
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And the heaviest thing
you ever have to lift around here...
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is a clipboard.
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Well?
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I'm sorry, Bill.
I think you got the wrong guy.
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-What?
-Tell Jack I said thanks, okay?
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You don't do as I say...
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then you and Jack will both
be looking for work somewhere else.
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00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:32,529
Then you can tell Jack I said we're even.
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Johnny, you got a phone call.
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Hey, Nick. What's up?
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What?
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Yeah, I want a game.
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What I'm saying is that I bet you $200
I can drink both these pints of beer...
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-before you drink those shots of Jack.
-Sounds good to me.
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That is absolutely impossible.
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-Then put up your money.
-No problem.
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-Brett, can you spot me?
-Again? You already owe me $200.
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I'll pay tomorrow.
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No cheating. I know how you guys are.
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You can't knock one of my glasses
off the table...
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and tell me to lap it up to win my bet.
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-Who the fuck do you think we are?
-I know, I just....
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To be fair, you must at least
let me finish my first beer...
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before you fire down both your shots.
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And we can't touch the other's glasses.
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-Deal.
-You're on.
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-Fine.
-Sounds good to me.
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Absolutely. Good luck.
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$20, $30, $40.... $65.
How much more do I need?
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If Tang wins his game,
that should be just enough.
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Since when was he satisfied
with just enough?
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Tang's right.
Plus I'll need more money for fliers.
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You can play Moose a quick game.
He's good for $100.
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-Say, Moose!
-Don't mess with me.
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I was watching TV with your wife today.
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Stupid bitch.
Took her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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Look, I'm sorry. I made him.... Oh, my God!
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-Say, "1, 2, 3, go."
-1, 2, 3, go.
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-That hand's quicker.
-What difference does--
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-Use your left hand--
-Shut up.
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You can't touch my glasses
and I can't touch yours.
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00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:59,103
It's incredible what's going on.
235
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,640
How about that?
236
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:07,616
That's it, Danny, get your money up.
237
00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:10,814
Race to 5 for $100,
and I wanna see the money this time!
238
00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:12,516
No more playing for owesies.
239
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:16,220
Good Lord, Moose!
Will you calm down, get a throat lozenge?
240
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:19,125
Let me get my cue, will you? Hey, Nick!
241
00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:21,559
Hand me my cue, will you?
242
00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:25,395
-ls that legal?
-Of course it's not legal.
243
00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:27,633
I'll get your money.
244
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,839
-What's he doing here?
-Never mind your brother.
245
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:35,243
He's playing Moose, for Christ's sake.
Concentrate on your own game.
246
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:38,875
-You've told me that since I was 15.
-I can't help it. This guy's tough.
247
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,043
He's a pro.
248
00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:44,979
You didn't say anything about that.
249
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,217
This guy's a pro? What's his name?
250
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:51,456
I don't know. He's a new guy on the circuit,
for Christ's sake.
251
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:56,128
-I don't know. I haven't played in a while.
-lf you're short on the money, I'll back you.
252
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:59,796
-lt's not about the money--
-I know it is not about the money...
253
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,739
but you can't go on playing bums
all your life.
254
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:06,608
Sooner or later, if you're any kind of man,
you got to step up...
255
00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:10,136
step out, and see what the fuck you got.
256
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:15,914
All right, somebody hand me a cue.
257
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:25,819
-You wanna play some?
-Maybe something cheap. I'm just learning.
258
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:28,125
-$1,000 sound about right?
-Fine.
259
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:33,702
-Did you see that last shot?
-Unbelievable!
260
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,169
-You see the look on that fucker's face?
-Fucking dog.
261
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:39,005
We gotta go to Mel's.
262
00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:41,671
Waitress there has the sickest tits
I've ever seen.
263
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:44,841
-Jesus Christ, when did this happen?
-Weather's been crazy lately.
264
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,215
How often have I said,
"Stay out of the pool room"?
265
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:50,346
-A thousand?
-Exactly. So how come you don't listen?
266
00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:53,653
It makes no sense. Every day
you say, "Stay out of the pool room."
267
00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:56,489
But I come and win $200 or $300.
It's easy money.
268
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,161
-Enough!
-Coming to Mel's?
269
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:04,168
You guys are retarded. I'm not going.
270
00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:06,363
-Let's go.
-Seriously, don't smoke.
271
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:09,566
If I catch you with him smoking,
I'll take your bar mitzvah money.
272
00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:12,132
-Thanks, Mom.
-He wouldn't do that, would he?
273
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,338
All right, Mom, get in the fucking car.
274
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:18,509
Did you guys know
that the average penis size is 6.4 inches...
275
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:22,546
and that the average vaginal canal
is 7.9 inches?
276
00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:25,112
Therefore, in this country alone...
277
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,382
there's over 17,000 miles...
278
00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:31,291
of unused virgin pussy out there.
279
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:36,432
-Come on.
-What the fuck is the matter with you?
280
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,935
-This shit is true.
-Did you do the math on that?
281
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:41,234
-I did.
-You have too much free time.
282
00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:43,103
Where do you get this shit?
283
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,234
-lt's common knowledge.
-Hey, Danny.
284
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:50,245
-You still playing The Goat, Friday night?
-Yes, you girls are coming, right?
285
00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:54,308
The guy who signed Stevie Ray Vaughan
is coming down to see my ass.
286
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:58,015
Sorry, I gotta work Friday night,
and it's Lanie's last night of training.
287
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,058
What is this, the Olympics?
288
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:02,759
Come on, take the night off.
I'll train her myself.
289
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:05,160
This is the universal sign for "check."
290
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:07,191
I need this.
291
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:11,327
If Sinatra made it big by paying off girls
to scream and faint when he sang...
292
00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:15,203
I got to have a couple of hot girls
throwing their panties on stage at my gig.
293
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,469
-We'll see.
-I love you. Mean it.
294
00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:20,773
-Are you kidding me?
-Man, that chick has got body karate.
295
00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:23,838
Do you think her tits are real?
I hate chicks with fake tits.
296
00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:27,544
Are you kidding me? Fake tits are
the greatest invention of the 20th century.
297
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,678
-Plus they're safer.
-Safer?
298
00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:32,822
Do you know that 78 percent
of chicks that have fake tits...
299
00:21:32,891 --> 00:21:35,519
who are involved in boating accidents
do not drown?
300
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:38,119
-Where do you get this shit?
-lt's common knowledge.
301
00:21:38,196 --> 00:21:39,891
Get the fuck out of here.
302
00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:55,704
Now, slowly, give me your gun
and all the money in your briefcase, nigga.
303
00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:59,783
You messed
with the wrong guy, motherfucker.
304
00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:02,016
Payback's a bitch, ain't it?
305
00:22:06,591 --> 00:22:10,493
My girlfriend, Tara, was a law school
student from the good side of the tracks.
306
00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:14,896
Her parents had her living in this
fancy apartment for the last four years.
307
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,798
She didn't like me playing pool much.
308
00:22:17,869 --> 00:22:20,360
And I didn't like me much when I didn't.
309
00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:24,506
Now that I've picked up the cue again,
I just hope she understands.
310
00:22:30,615 --> 00:22:32,082
Hi, baby.
311
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,715
I'm sorry that I didn't call. I was....
312
00:22:47,599 --> 00:22:49,692
Fuck! Jesus fucking crap!
313
00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:51,831
Did you forget something?
314
00:22:51,903 --> 00:22:55,304
It's your boss's party tonight,
and I'm supposed to wear a suit, right?
315
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,740
It was my birthday last night, Johnny.
316
00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:01,638
-lt was?
-God damn you.
317
00:23:06,818 --> 00:23:09,480
Why didn't you
say something about it last night?
318
00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:10,953
What's this?
319
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,825
You're playing again, aren't you?
320
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:19,160
So that's what's more important
than me last night, the fucking game?
321
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,458
Aren't we through with all that?
What about your job with Jack?
322
00:23:22,534 --> 00:23:25,298
What about my job with Jack?
It didn't work out.
323
00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:26,359
Why?
324
00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:30,439
Do I look like a construction worker to you?
325
00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:34,206
Give me an Indian and a cop,
I'll sing you YMCA. Is that what you want?
326
00:23:34,279 --> 00:23:36,713
You think I like living with you,
like a kept man?
327
00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:39,250
Breaking my back for peanuts
while you pay the check?
328
00:23:39,317 --> 00:23:41,547
I play pool, Tara. That's what I do.
329
00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:44,421
You know I beat a pro last night?
330
00:23:44,489 --> 00:23:48,585
First time I picked up a cue in forever.
I sent him to the ATM three times.
331
00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:52,794
I've always done what other people
want me to do. You, Joe, everybody.
332
00:23:53,698 --> 00:23:58,192
-Now I'm gonna do what I wanna do.
-ls that why you play? Is it for the money?
333
00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:02,333
You know me better than that.
334
00:24:04,876 --> 00:24:06,673
I'm not sure how well I know you.
335
00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:09,509
But you'll start to get to know
my foot in your ass...
336
00:24:09,581 --> 00:24:12,209
if you think that
you're gonna forget my birthday...
337
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,844
and make me feel sorry for you
in the morning.
338
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,720
I just turned 30,
and I will be damned if I'm gonna let you....
339
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:21,023
Oh, my God.
340
00:24:24,362 --> 00:24:25,795
You rat bastard!
341
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:32,365
Mikey V, go get my stuff.
You hock that thing again?
342
00:24:32,437 --> 00:24:35,065
I just needed a little cash
for last night's game.
343
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:38,940
-You pawn motorcycles?
-I pawn anything, you know that.
344
00:24:39,878 --> 00:24:42,244
That's your guitar. You shouldn't pawn that.
345
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:45,181
He's got your pool cue.
You're not supposed to pawn that.
346
00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:46,410
That's different.
347
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,453
-Why is that different?
-Because it is.
348
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,580
If you need something, come to me.
Don't hock that thing again.
349
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:54,056
That's not very practical.
You're never around.
350
00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:55,956
I'll be around.
351
00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:58,928
I'm playing at The Goat, Friday.
Think you can come?
352
00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:02,865
Why you gotta say it like such an asshole?
Just ask me nicely, and I'll be there.
353
00:25:02,934 --> 00:25:04,401
-What time?
-8:00.
354
00:25:04,469 --> 00:25:07,097
-I'll be there at 8:00, all right?
-We'll see.
355
00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:13,208
Looks like you're getting pretty good
at that thing.
356
00:25:13,278 --> 00:25:15,508
I'm getting pretty good at a lot of things.
357
00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:17,878
Watch yourself,
I'll be coming after you soon.
358
00:25:17,949 --> 00:25:19,780
I'll be sure to keep my eyes open.
359
00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:22,149
I made a score last night,
so just take some--
360
00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:25,519
What're you doing?
Are you gonna embarrass me in front of V?
361
00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:29,526
You're my brother, not my mother.
You start looking after yourself.
362
00:25:29,594 --> 00:25:31,221
You're in here, too.
363
00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:35,862
That's me. That's not supposed to be you,
all right?
364
00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:40,095
I leave town for five minutes, and this guy
thinks he's a hotshot pool shark.
365
00:25:40,171 --> 00:25:41,866
Yeah, well, I am.
366
00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:43,969
-You're not.
-I am.
367
00:25:48,346 --> 00:25:51,144
You should not be having
your hands like that.
368
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:52,683
Why should I not have my hands up?
369
00:25:52,751 --> 00:25:54,719
Because someone could just,
I don't know....
370
00:25:54,786 --> 00:25:56,720
My goodness, is that horrible?
371
00:25:58,657 --> 00:25:59,851
You know something?
372
00:25:59,925 --> 00:26:02,792
You really wanna see pool,
come to the state line with me.
373
00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:03,850
Check out the pros.
374
00:26:14,005 --> 00:26:15,973
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen...
375
00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:19,568
and welcome to the Olhausen Invitational...
376
00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:22,680
$100, 000 9-ball shootout.
377
00:26:23,214 --> 00:26:25,978
I see a lot of familiar faces here tonight.
378
00:26:26,051 --> 00:26:29,077
May your hands be steady,
and your aim be true.
379
00:26:29,454 --> 00:26:30,682
Good luck.
380
00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:33,746
Look at this.
381
00:26:34,292 --> 00:26:36,283
See that guy in the beard?
382
00:26:36,561 --> 00:26:39,621
That's Robert Tobin.
Best bank shot in the game.
383
00:26:39,898 --> 00:26:41,957
Big guy over there with bushy eyebrows.
384
00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:44,024
That's Bruce Kaner, the champ from Russia.
385
00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:47,333
But the guy they always chase every year
for the title is that guy.
386
00:26:47,405 --> 00:26:49,999
-Bobby LeBlanc.
-The best in the game.
387
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,740
Look at him, watch the way he breaks.
388
00:26:53,244 --> 00:26:54,233
Shit.
389
00:26:54,746 --> 00:26:57,681
Three balls on the break.
Six-ball run, and he's out.
390
00:26:57,983 --> 00:26:59,814
Is that what makes him so good?
391
00:26:59,884 --> 00:27:02,785
With that break,
he only plays six while others play nine.
392
00:27:02,854 --> 00:27:05,789
There's a lot more to his game
than his break.
393
00:27:05,857 --> 00:27:07,654
Watch the way he strokes the ball.
394
00:27:07,726 --> 00:27:09,660
Smooth, never out of line.
395
00:27:10,428 --> 00:27:14,057
When God invented pool players,
He made that guy right there.
396
00:27:14,432 --> 00:27:16,229
Hey, Johnny, is that you?
397
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:19,134
St. Louis Louie, how you doing?
It's good to see you.
398
00:27:19,204 --> 00:27:22,605
You, too. What're you doing here?
I didn't see your name on the roster.
399
00:27:22,674 --> 00:27:23,971
I'm not playing.
400
00:27:24,042 --> 00:27:26,510
I'm just showing my brother
a real game of pool.
401
00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:29,706
-He's never seen you play before?
-Like I said, a real game.
402
00:27:29,781 --> 00:27:33,080
Don't let him fool you. Your brother
can move the rock with the best.
403
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:34,618
I don't know about that.
404
00:27:34,686 --> 00:27:38,816
I'm gonna go up and say hello to the boys.
Y'all wanna come with me?
405
00:27:38,890 --> 00:27:40,357
Sure. Let's go.
406
00:27:40,425 --> 00:27:42,450
What's he mean by "the rock"?
407
00:27:42,527 --> 00:27:44,620
That's the cue ball. Come on.
408
00:27:47,232 --> 00:27:49,826
All right, fellas. Clear the way.
I'm coming through!
409
00:27:49,901 --> 00:27:53,496
Sorry, Louis, there's no food in here.
Buffet's around the corner.
410
00:27:53,938 --> 00:27:55,769
What're you laughing at, Shorty?
411
00:27:55,840 --> 00:28:00,402
When you go to bed at night, how do you
keep your head from sliding off the pillow?
412
00:28:00,478 --> 00:28:02,412
I want you to meet an old friend of mine.
413
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:05,779
This is Johnny Doyle,
his big brother, Danny.
414
00:28:06,017 --> 00:28:08,645
Charlie Banks over here, Boston Shorty...
415
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,211
and the legendary Jersey Red.
416
00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:14,615
Jersey Red? I've heard about you for years.
417
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:17,662
-What have you heard?
-Red's got more stories than the Bible.
418
00:28:17,729 --> 00:28:20,357
I once heard you ran a rack of balls
with a nine iron.
419
00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:24,163
It was a putter, son.
Took the sorry son of a bitch for $12,000.
420
00:28:24,769 --> 00:28:26,964
-What was your last name?
-Doyle.
421
00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:29,871
Used to be known as "The Side Pocket Kid."
422
00:28:30,075 --> 00:28:33,511
I heard of you.
You're the kid who took Bucktooth's Chevy.
423
00:28:33,745 --> 00:28:34,871
You remember that?
424
00:28:34,946 --> 00:28:38,245
Remember it? That was my car.
Bucktooth stole it from me.
425
00:28:38,349 --> 00:28:41,341
It's not funny. We were on the road together.
426
00:28:41,519 --> 00:28:43,248
I pull off to take a piss.
427
00:28:43,321 --> 00:28:46,552
He drives off, leaves me standing there
with my dick in my hand.
428
00:28:46,825 --> 00:28:50,317
I loved that car. I was glad he lost it to you.
Let me buy you a drink.
429
00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:52,260
-You want one, Louie?
-Not really.
430
00:28:52,330 --> 00:28:54,890
I got a game, shortly, and I gotta stay sharp.
431
00:28:54,966 --> 00:28:57,093
-Who's it with?
-Greeks. You all want in?
432
00:28:57,168 --> 00:28:59,227
Greeks? Shit, yeah, count me in.
433
00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:02,372
Malaka, you're professional.
434
00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:05,575
Last time you play, you beat me $10,000.
435
00:29:05,643 --> 00:29:07,668
I shoot ball three times whole game.
436
00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,805
Yeah, but I had my eight hours of sleep.
437
00:29:09,881 --> 00:29:13,112
-You know I don't play good when I'm tired.
-What about your friend?
438
00:29:13,184 --> 00:29:15,516
We play partner. $2,000 a man.
439
00:29:15,854 --> 00:29:19,290
Who, him? I don't even know him.
He don't wanna play pool, anyway.
440
00:29:19,357 --> 00:29:20,619
Ask him.
441
00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:23,417
Hey, kid, you wanna play some pool?
442
00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:24,985
Sure, I'll play.
443
00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:26,825
I'll see if he's got any money.
444
00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,661
You are so beautiful, man.
445
00:29:32,804 --> 00:29:35,796
You've got 'em so turned around,
they don't know what to think.
446
00:29:35,874 --> 00:29:38,672
Red, let me borrow your cue for a second.
447
00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:42,602
What?
448
00:29:42,914 --> 00:29:45,747
Johnny, I thought you knew
what we were trying to do here.
449
00:29:45,817 --> 00:29:48,183
I'm trying to set him up for Red.
450
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,847
I thought you knew the move.
451
00:29:51,189 --> 00:29:53,089
No hard feelings, all right?
452
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,484
Of course not.
453
00:29:58,096 --> 00:29:59,927
Go ahead, go do your thing.
454
00:30:04,702 --> 00:30:05,862
What's this?
455
00:30:05,937 --> 00:30:09,236
He doesn't have any money,
but just to show you how fair I am...
456
00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:11,639
I'll take the old shaky man as my partner.
457
00:30:11,709 --> 00:30:14,405
Fine, you take old man. Let's go.
458
00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:15,877
Get balls!
459
00:30:16,014 --> 00:30:18,642
I got your balls right here,
you Greek bastard.
460
00:30:18,716 --> 00:30:20,843
You don't wanna play this guy, anyway.
461
00:30:20,919 --> 00:30:23,319
He may be a jackass,
but he plays pretty good.
462
00:30:23,388 --> 00:30:25,754
Here, hold my coat, will you? Thanks.
463
00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:38,667
Here, stick around.
Play some cards or something, all right?
464
00:30:38,736 --> 00:30:41,170
Take a cab home. I'm gonna get out of here.
465
00:30:41,739 --> 00:30:45,197
-I wanna go with you, man.
-Just do as I say, all right?
466
00:30:57,722 --> 00:30:59,519
I made a Freudian slip yesterday.
467
00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:02,151
I meant to ask my wife to pass the butter...
468
00:31:02,227 --> 00:31:05,719
but instead I said,
"You bitch! You've ruined my life!"
469
00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:11,634
-That's lovely. Excuse us.
-My pleasure.
470
00:31:44,269 --> 00:31:46,829
-You're late.
-You look fantastic.
471
00:31:47,372 --> 00:31:49,966
You're still late. What took you so long?
472
00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:52,942
You didn't tell me
the guy lived in Sherwood Forest.
473
00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:54,807
It took me an hour to find the place.
474
00:31:54,879 --> 00:31:58,645
I had to leave a trail of breadcrumbs
along the way, to find my way back.
475
00:31:58,716 --> 00:32:00,411
You don't look so bad yourself.
476
00:32:00,485 --> 00:32:03,181
-I can't believe I got you in a suit.
-Me, neither.
477
00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:05,085
It's going back tomorrow.
478
00:32:05,356 --> 00:32:08,018
I know how you hate these things.
Thank you for coming.
479
00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:09,457
No problem.
480
00:32:10,728 --> 00:32:12,628
Here comes the wicked witch of the world.
481
00:32:12,697 --> 00:32:14,494
-Brace yourself.
-Be nice.
482
00:32:14,565 --> 00:32:17,261
There you are. I want you
to meet some friends of mine.
483
00:32:17,335 --> 00:32:19,860
Tara, this is Bernice and Laurence Winthrop.
484
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:23,567
Richard Illich, and this is Brian Schwartz.
Everyone, this is Tara.
485
00:32:23,641 --> 00:32:25,734
And John. Hi, John.
486
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:29,778
I'm surprised to see you here,
what with your busy schedule and all.
487
00:32:29,847 --> 00:32:33,374
-I can't believe you actually made it.
-I did, Beth, all right? So relax.
488
00:32:33,451 --> 00:32:36,352
No, really.
What has been keeping you so busy?
489
00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:38,714
I know you're always fashionably late...
490
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:42,658
but I would just love to know
what kept us all waiting for you today.
491
00:32:42,727 --> 00:32:45,127
I've been here for about an hour already.
492
00:32:45,196 --> 00:32:48,597
I just was outside,
helping the valets kick-start your broom.
493
00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:52,432
They had trouble finding your keys.
I think that was the problem.
494
00:32:52,503 --> 00:32:55,131
Beth, may I speak to you for a moment?
495
00:32:55,239 --> 00:32:58,367
John, I must say my curiosity is piqued.
496
00:32:58,843 --> 00:33:00,936
What kind of business are you in?
497
00:33:03,915 --> 00:33:07,442
-I kind of move money around.
-Money management. Hard currency?
498
00:33:07,518 --> 00:33:09,952
-Generally.
-lt's a risky business.
499
00:33:10,054 --> 00:33:11,885
What's your loss ratio?
500
00:33:12,123 --> 00:33:15,251
Larry, I don't lose money that often.
501
00:33:15,326 --> 00:33:17,351
Really? What's your technique?
502
00:33:18,096 --> 00:33:21,463
Let's just say I kind of
take it out of other people's pockets...
503
00:33:21,532 --> 00:33:24,365
and put it in my pocket,
you know what I'm saying?
504
00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:30,133
Okay, excuse me.
505
00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:36,976
Excuse me, handsome. You got anything
in this joint besides champagne?
506
00:33:37,615 --> 00:33:39,412
I didn't think so.
507
00:33:41,452 --> 00:33:44,444
Lawyers' party, big deal. Can't get a beer.
508
00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:46,888
I'm going outside. Get some smog.
509
00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:52,185
What do you call a thousand lawyers...
510
00:33:52,497 --> 00:33:54,829
buried up to their neck in sand?
511
00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:58,598
-What?
-Not enough sand.
512
00:33:58,669 --> 00:34:00,796
-Hi, Mike Flynn.
-John Doyle.
513
00:34:01,105 --> 00:34:02,800
I saw you come in.
514
00:34:03,107 --> 00:34:04,631
-Good hair.
-You, too.
515
00:34:05,276 --> 00:34:06,709
Are we related?
516
00:34:07,478 --> 00:34:08,706
Only kidding.
517
00:34:11,849 --> 00:34:13,749
I retired last month...
518
00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:18,048
so my friends drag me to these things.
They try to keep me busy.
519
00:34:18,689 --> 00:34:20,054
What do you do?
520
00:34:20,625 --> 00:34:23,059
I don't know.
You could say I'm self-employed.
521
00:34:23,861 --> 00:34:26,295
That's good. It's wise.
522
00:34:27,198 --> 00:34:29,393
When I was a kid, I figured out right away...
523
00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:32,527
most companies pay people enough,
so as they don't quit.
524
00:34:32,603 --> 00:34:35,731
People work hard enough,
so as they don't get fired.
525
00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:37,502
You know, what's that?
526
00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:39,304
Bullshit is what that is.
527
00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:43,945
You play pool, Mike?
528
00:34:44,015 --> 00:34:46,142
A little. Why do you ask?
529
00:34:47,819 --> 00:34:50,481
Because you got a crease on your pants.
530
00:34:52,457 --> 00:34:57,019
I'm not sure I wanna be hanging out with
a guy who noticed a crease in my pants.
531
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:59,325
I didn't say "a crease in your pants."
532
00:34:59,397 --> 00:35:03,231
I said "a crease on your pants."
It's horizontal, below the pocket.
533
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:07,598
Normally, I might think
that would come from bad dry-cleaning.
534
00:35:07,738 --> 00:35:11,196
But a guy like you
doesn't get bad dry-cleaning, do you?
535
00:35:12,877 --> 00:35:14,572
Comes from playing pool.
536
00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:17,842
When you lean against the table
to take a shot...
537
00:35:18,483 --> 00:35:22,180
table makes a slight crease in your pants.
Yours happens to be accentuated...
538
00:35:22,253 --> 00:35:26,019
by a little bit of blue chalk,
something only found on a pool table.
539
00:35:26,090 --> 00:35:28,718
You're right. I've been playing pool.
540
00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:32,661
Losing my ass all night
on that stupid table they got upstairs.
541
00:35:34,432 --> 00:35:36,866
You say they got a table upstairs?
542
00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:40,234
Come here.
543
00:35:49,714 --> 00:35:51,341
That's how we do it.
544
00:35:51,849 --> 00:35:53,908
It's no fair playing a guy on his own table.
545
00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,818
One more setup, Jack.
It's my party. You'll owe me.
546
00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:58,515
That's it for me.
547
00:35:58,589 --> 00:36:01,319
-Tapped out?
-Phil over here is a ringer.
548
00:36:01,859 --> 00:36:03,850
Mike, you back for some more?
549
00:36:03,928 --> 00:36:05,555
I'm just getting started.
550
00:36:05,630 --> 00:36:08,428
Phil, that's a friend of mine, John Doyle.
551
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,991
Phil Stein. It's his house.
552
00:36:11,068 --> 00:36:13,696
John, nice to see you. You shoot pool?
553
00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:15,665
I play a little.
554
00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:18,868
We've been playing a little. Doubles, 8-ball.
555
00:36:18,976 --> 00:36:21,809
But everybody here seems to be tapped out.
556
00:36:21,879 --> 00:36:24,473
-You and Mike wanna take him on?
-Sure.
557
00:36:24,649 --> 00:36:26,617
Why not double the stakes?
558
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:30,579
Are you sure you could afford it?
You're down quite a bit right now.
559
00:36:30,655 --> 00:36:32,520
I'd be careful if I were you.
560
00:36:32,590 --> 00:36:34,854
I don't have a lot of money on me tonight.
561
00:36:34,926 --> 00:36:36,826
It's okay, I'll cover us both.
562
00:36:37,261 --> 00:36:39,422
Let's play, like children.
563
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:52,501
This one's for all the marbles, boys.
564
00:37:54,872 --> 00:37:56,635
Maybe, if I just....
565
00:38:01,078 --> 00:38:05,276
I guess even a blind squirrel can find a nut
every once in a while.
566
00:38:05,516 --> 00:38:07,416
What are you trying to say, Phil?
567
00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:09,180
I'm not trying to say anything.
568
00:38:09,253 --> 00:38:11,483
I'm just saying that shot was luck.
569
00:38:11,555 --> 00:38:13,819
You couldn't do that again
in a million years.
570
00:38:13,891 --> 00:38:17,224
I don't have to make it again
in a million years. I made it just now.
571
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:18,990
I'm saying it was luck.
572
00:38:19,063 --> 00:38:21,293
Nobody can make that shot. It's impossible.
573
00:38:21,365 --> 00:38:22,457
I can.
574
00:38:23,567 --> 00:38:24,829
What's that?
575
00:38:25,002 --> 00:38:26,697
Set 'em up, I'll make it.
576
00:38:28,606 --> 00:38:30,506
I'll even make it one-handed.
577
00:38:34,211 --> 00:38:35,644
Did I stutter?
578
00:38:36,681 --> 00:38:39,115
Everybody got all quiet, and shit.
579
00:38:39,450 --> 00:38:43,386
About a minute ago, it was like an Elk's
Lodge meeting up in this motherfucker.
580
00:38:43,454 --> 00:38:45,422
Now suddenly it's quiet as a church.
581
00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:48,583
Who is this guy?
582
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:53,957
-You're not serious, are you?
-Of course I am. What's it worth to you?
583
00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:58,126
You're down quite a bit right now, Phil.
I'd be careful if I were you.
584
00:39:02,373 --> 00:39:03,601
One hand?
585
00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:09,112
All right, I'll bet you anything you want.
586
00:39:10,981 --> 00:39:12,141
Anything?
587
00:39:14,218 --> 00:39:15,515
All right.
588
00:39:17,521 --> 00:39:19,955
You have a young paralegal
that works for you.
589
00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,616
She's about to take the bar.
590
00:39:21,859 --> 00:39:24,384
Even though I'm sure she's great
at what she does...
591
00:39:24,462 --> 00:39:26,692
I think she'll make an even better lawyer.
592
00:39:26,764 --> 00:39:29,096
I say this: If I make that shot...
593
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:32,564
you gotta give her a job as a lawyer
in your firm.
594
00:39:32,770 --> 00:39:35,466
One year. No special treatment.
595
00:39:35,906 --> 00:39:39,569
-Just a job and a chance to prove herself.
-That's ridiculous.
596
00:39:39,977 --> 00:39:42,639
We scout the top law school graduates...
597
00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:45,045
from all over the country for that job.
598
00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:48,176
It starts at six figures, plus benefits.
599
00:39:48,619 --> 00:39:51,782
Tell me, what the hell
are you gonna put up against that...
600
00:39:51,856 --> 00:39:53,187
if you miss?
601
00:39:58,629 --> 00:39:59,994
How about...
602
00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:02,531
my new Benz?
603
00:40:03,667 --> 00:40:06,602
It's got a can't-get-lost system. It's beautiful.
604
00:40:08,873 --> 00:40:10,397
I know you want it.
605
00:40:12,376 --> 00:40:13,866
You can own it.
606
00:40:15,179 --> 00:40:17,977
All right. You got balls, kid.
607
00:40:18,516 --> 00:40:19,778
Set it up.
608
00:40:25,656 --> 00:40:26,645
Thanks.
609
00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:49,177
So what do you say?
610
00:40:49,246 --> 00:40:52,545
Come back to my boat, a little wine,
a little dancing.
611
00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:54,777
You should see the moon over the water.
612
00:40:54,852 --> 00:40:57,116
-lt's intoxicating.
-Will your wife be there?
613
00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:59,656
Honey, you'll never believe
what just happened.
614
00:40:59,723 --> 00:41:02,191
Excuse me.
Can't you see I'm talking to the lady?
615
00:41:02,259 --> 00:41:04,022
Now you're not. So beat it.
616
00:41:04,094 --> 00:41:06,961
Where've you been?
I've been looking for you all night.
617
00:41:07,031 --> 00:41:09,898
Upstairs. I've got an unbelievable story
to tell you.
618
00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:12,367
Can't you see
she doesn't want to talk to you?
619
00:41:12,436 --> 00:41:13,903
Come on, Tara. Let's go.
620
00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:17,031
-I'm not going anywhere with you.
-Who the fuck is this?
621
00:41:17,107 --> 00:41:21,066
-He's a lawyer in our firm. He's a little drunk.
-I don't care who he is.
622
00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:24,740
You talk to my girl again like that,
I'll take your teeth out with pliers.
623
00:41:24,815 --> 00:41:27,340
Don't talk to him like that.
You'll get me fired.
624
00:41:27,418 --> 00:41:30,683
-I can talk to him any kind of way I want.
-Good playing.
625
00:41:30,754 --> 00:41:33,780
You had Phil shaking
like a dog shitting peach seeds.
626
00:41:33,858 --> 00:41:36,656
Here's your end. And here's my card.
627
00:41:36,727 --> 00:41:39,821
You come across action like that again,
count me in.
628
00:41:40,397 --> 00:41:41,659
You know him?
629
00:41:41,999 --> 00:41:43,023
You know him?
630
00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:44,863
You hustled my boss?
631
00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:49,264
Of course you did.
Why should tonight be any different?
632
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:52,639
You can't do anything
without playing an angle, can you?
633
00:41:52,710 --> 00:41:55,611
I'm sorry, Uncle Mike.
I shouldn't have brought him here.
634
00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:58,273
-That's your Johnny.
-This is Uncle Mike?
635
00:41:58,449 --> 00:42:01,247
-You don't understand, sweetheart--
-I understand.
636
00:42:01,318 --> 00:42:02,842
You think about one thing.
637
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,218
You care about one thing, and it is not me.
638
00:42:05,289 --> 00:42:07,917
Please don't go. Get the fuck off me!
639
00:42:09,426 --> 00:42:10,450
Are you crazy?
640
00:42:10,661 --> 00:42:13,596
Women. You can't even
live with them anymore.
641
00:42:14,665 --> 00:42:16,394
So, what about you?
642
00:42:17,434 --> 00:42:20,767
I'll give you the keys,
and you can stay overnight at the office.
643
00:42:20,838 --> 00:42:22,271
Thanks, Nick.
644
00:42:22,339 --> 00:42:24,239
What are you going to do?
645
00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:28,377
Gonna give up pool
and try to go back to her?
646
00:42:28,479 --> 00:42:29,969
I gotta tell you something.
647
00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:33,847
I don't think you can give up the game,
because you love it too much.
648
00:42:33,918 --> 00:42:35,909
I don't know. Joe messed me up good.
649
00:42:35,986 --> 00:42:39,012
Joe had nothing to do with it,
for Christ's sake!
650
00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:44,517
Your trouble is, you played so many bums,
you almost became a bum yourself.
651
00:42:46,030 --> 00:42:47,327
And you're not!
652
00:42:47,531 --> 00:42:51,900
You're suffering from
a minor-league syndrome, understand?
653
00:42:52,036 --> 00:42:54,596
You've gotta pull your ass out of that.
654
00:42:54,772 --> 00:42:57,263
Tang and Danny don't belong in this place.
655
00:42:57,341 --> 00:43:01,368
They don't belong in the world of pool.
But you do, for Christ's sake!
656
00:43:01,679 --> 00:43:05,740
You have one of the most natural talents
in that arm I've ever seen in my life.
657
00:43:05,816 --> 00:43:06,976
And what do you do?
658
00:43:07,051 --> 00:43:10,214
You walk around pretending,
"I don't deserve it."
659
00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:14,418
But you do deserve it,
don't you understand that?
660
00:43:15,025 --> 00:43:16,549
That's a waste!
661
00:43:17,094 --> 00:43:19,494
It's one of the biggest wastes in the world...
662
00:43:19,563 --> 00:43:22,999
because you have the ability to be the best!
663
00:43:25,402 --> 00:43:26,926
You come here.
664
00:43:28,939 --> 00:43:30,531
You go around...
665
00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:33,376
thinking you're a loser...
666
00:43:33,844 --> 00:43:36,574
and, boy, you'll become a loser.
667
00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:39,442
And pretty soon...
668
00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:42,878
the only people you'll be able to beat...
669
00:43:42,953 --> 00:43:47,913
are those people who think
they're bigger losers than you are.
670
00:43:50,828 --> 00:43:52,318
Think it over.
671
00:44:08,579 --> 00:44:10,444
Don't you fucking move!
672
00:44:14,284 --> 00:44:16,844
You're gonna shoot me, Joe? Go ahead.
673
00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:19,421
You killed me a long time ago.
674
00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:23,051
You ungrateful fucking prick.
You don't remember, do you?
675
00:44:23,627 --> 00:44:25,561
Where would you be without me?
676
00:44:25,629 --> 00:44:29,292
I found you on the street,
living above the arcade with the rats.
677
00:44:29,366 --> 00:44:32,164
Your mother and father
didn't care about you.
678
00:44:32,236 --> 00:44:34,500
But I did. I was your father.
679
00:44:35,172 --> 00:44:38,369
I bought you shoes and clothes.
I cleaned you up.
680
00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:41,307
I taught you a skill.
681
00:44:41,712 --> 00:44:43,475
I taught you the game.
682
00:44:43,547 --> 00:44:45,674
The car you drive, the women you're with...
683
00:44:45,749 --> 00:44:49,185
-everything you are, you are because of me.
-And what's that, Joe?
684
00:44:49,253 --> 00:44:51,744
A fucking con man, a liar?
685
00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:55,985
Someone who knows how to fuck you
before you fuck me?
686
00:44:56,060 --> 00:44:57,527
I don't want to be that anymore.
687
00:44:57,594 --> 00:45:00,427
-You owe me!
-I don't owe you fucking shit!
688
00:45:01,432 --> 00:45:05,664
Don't tell me how you did it for me,
because you did it for yourself.
689
00:45:06,270 --> 00:45:10,206
You saw a meal ticket in me,
and you fucking cashed it.
690
00:45:11,408 --> 00:45:13,706
But you sold me out cheap, man.
691
00:45:14,144 --> 00:45:16,078
You never gave me a chance.
692
00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:20,483
What, you think I'd get too big for you?
Like I wouldn't need you anymore?
693
00:45:20,684 --> 00:45:23,448
I needed you, Joe. I needed you a lot.
694
00:45:24,855 --> 00:45:26,720
Because, you know, you're right.
695
00:45:26,790 --> 00:45:28,849
My father never gave a fuck about me.
696
00:45:28,926 --> 00:45:30,917
I needed you to be my father.
697
00:45:32,162 --> 00:45:34,960
You don't like the way that tastes,
go ahead and shoot me.
698
00:45:35,032 --> 00:45:37,296
You're a tough guy. You can do it.
699
00:45:44,541 --> 00:45:46,600
You were never good enough to be a pro.
700
00:45:46,677 --> 00:45:48,645
At 14, they would've chewed you up.
701
00:45:48,712 --> 00:45:51,044
You should thank me. I saved you.
702
00:45:59,189 --> 00:46:01,555
-Maybe he's gay.
-I think he might be.
703
00:46:01,625 --> 00:46:04,788
-Are you gay? That's cool.
-I am not gay!
704
00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:08,087
A little loud.
705
00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:12,300
I think girls are a little weird, that's all.
706
00:46:12,803 --> 00:46:15,897
This weekend, I was at this chick's house,
28 years old...
707
00:46:15,973 --> 00:46:18,407
and she still has stuffed animals on her bed.
708
00:46:18,475 --> 00:46:21,501
-Don't you find that strange?
-All chicks have stuffed animals.
709
00:46:21,578 --> 00:46:24,547
They're chicks, they're weird.
You can't let that bother you.
710
00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:26,674
-Scoot over.
-Dude, what happened?
711
00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:29,412
What the fuck did you do
to your fucking hand?
712
00:46:30,387 --> 00:46:32,981
I was drunk.
I slammed it in the door of my car.
713
00:46:33,056 --> 00:46:36,355
-You gotta go see a doctor.
-I'll go. It's all right.
714
00:46:36,426 --> 00:46:38,291
-You want me to take you?
-I'm good.
715
00:46:38,362 --> 00:46:41,661
-I came here to talk to Max, actually.
-What's up?
716
00:46:41,732 --> 00:46:43,962
I figured with my hand broke up like this...
717
00:46:44,034 --> 00:46:46,969
I should get a job,
'cause I won't be shooting pool no more.
718
00:46:47,037 --> 00:46:48,868
-You are drunk.
-How can I help?
719
00:46:48,939 --> 00:46:52,875
I figured since you're the only degenerate
here who's got a job...
720
00:46:52,943 --> 00:46:56,276
maybe I might ask that you put in a word
with that Merv guy.
721
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,573
Merv? You fucking kidding me?
722
00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:00,810
He's not the kind you'd want to work for.
723
00:47:00,884 --> 00:47:03,910
-Why?
-He's kind of a fucking asshole.
724
00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:06,623
So, how bad could it be?
725
00:47:07,558 --> 00:47:09,458
Come on, he's a good friend of mine.
726
00:47:09,526 --> 00:47:12,927
Then definitely no. You think I want
anyone else like you working here?
727
00:47:12,996 --> 00:47:15,089
Next thing, it'll be mutiny at Merv's.
728
00:47:15,165 --> 00:47:18,566
Then they'll find me face down
in a puddle of blue toilet water.
729
00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:21,604
Don't you want a good salesman?
The sign in your office--
730
00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:23,264
I know what the sign says.
731
00:47:24,107 --> 00:47:26,735
Did you ever sell motor homes before?
732
00:47:27,044 --> 00:47:29,239
Did you ever sell cars before?
733
00:47:29,580 --> 00:47:32,071
Have you ever sold anything before?
734
00:47:32,616 --> 00:47:34,641
Then why the hell should I hire you?
735
00:47:34,718 --> 00:47:36,310
-Because I got ESPN.
-ESP.
736
00:47:36,653 --> 00:47:38,780
What the hell are you two talking about?
737
00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:41,723
You know, Dionne Warwick,
Psychic Friends, all that.
738
00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:43,851
It'll be a great asset for a salesman...
739
00:47:43,927 --> 00:47:46,361
to know what a customer's thinking
at all times.
740
00:47:46,430 --> 00:47:48,523
-I don't believe in that shit.
-You don't?
741
00:47:48,599 --> 00:47:51,762
-I don't.
-Then let me prove it to you.
742
00:47:51,835 --> 00:47:54,929
-How?
-I don't know. Let's make a bet.
743
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:58,174
-What kind of bet?
-Don't. Remember what happened last time?
744
00:47:58,942 --> 00:48:00,910
What happened the last time?
745
00:48:00,978 --> 00:48:03,276
Nothing. Forget it. We'll go somewhere else.
746
00:48:04,514 --> 00:48:07,950
I'm tired of people not believing
in my psychic abilities here.
747
00:48:08,018 --> 00:48:09,747
I'll tell you what.
748
00:48:09,820 --> 00:48:13,517
If I can tell you where you got your shoes,
you give me a job, all right?
749
00:48:13,590 --> 00:48:16,787
If not, I don't know, you can have my ring.
750
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,958
-He never gets the first one right.
-Will you shut up?
751
00:48:20,030 --> 00:48:22,225
Fine, you got yourself a bet.
752
00:48:22,299 --> 00:48:25,097
Sounds good to me.
Why don't you guys shake on it?
753
00:48:26,003 --> 00:48:28,904
But you'll never get that job,
I'll tell you why.
754
00:48:28,972 --> 00:48:32,601
I got these shoes when I was on a cruise,
in international waters.
755
00:48:32,676 --> 00:48:35,611
So no matter what you say,
you're gonna lose.
756
00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:39,515
I never said I could tell you
where you bought your shoes.
757
00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:44,452
I said I can tell you where you got 'em.
Right now, you got your shoes on your feet.
758
00:48:46,290 --> 00:48:50,693
-I hate it when that happens.
-How's today for you? Can you start today?
759
00:48:52,562 --> 00:48:54,496
Hi, this is Tara. Leave a message.
760
00:48:55,832 --> 00:48:58,096
Pick up the phone, will you, please?
761
00:48:58,568 --> 00:49:02,664
Sweetheart, please pick up the phone.
I'm tired of leaving messages.
762
00:49:04,207 --> 00:49:05,640
Hello ?
763
00:49:10,147 --> 00:49:12,877
I'll just leave you ridiculous shit
on your machine...
764
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:15,077
until you run out of tape, okay ?
765
00:49:16,119 --> 00:49:18,144
Pick up the phone. Hello?
766
00:49:19,456 --> 00:49:21,390
All right, what do you want?
767
00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:23,285
Who is this? Beth?
768
00:49:25,429 --> 00:49:28,330
-I wanna speak to Tara.
-Tara doesn't want to speak to you.
769
00:49:28,398 --> 00:49:30,696
Put her on the phone for me,
will you, please?
770
00:49:30,767 --> 00:49:33,634
It's important. I need to speak with her.
God damn it.
771
00:49:33,704 --> 00:49:37,140
-Don't take that tone with me.
-There's something I have to say to her.
772
00:49:37,207 --> 00:49:40,074
-lt's very important.
-Tell me. I'll give her the message.
773
00:49:40,844 --> 00:49:43,745
-Bye.
-No, wait. Hold on.
774
00:49:47,117 --> 00:49:49,017
Can you take a message for me?
775
00:49:49,553 --> 00:49:51,020
Okay, great.
776
00:49:51,288 --> 00:49:53,984
Get a pen and paper.
Do you have one handy?
777
00:49:54,191 --> 00:49:56,819
-Right here.
-You have it in your hand?
778
00:49:57,027 --> 00:49:58,688
Write this down for me, please.
779
00:50:00,564 --> 00:50:02,623
-We gotta follow our dreams, right?
-Right.
780
00:50:02,699 --> 00:50:04,758
We live for the moment, right?
781
00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:09,568
Love what you do while you're alive, 'cause
tomorrow a truck could hit you, right?
782
00:50:10,307 --> 00:50:14,744
So I'm doing the right thing by taking
all the money my family's ever saved...
783
00:50:14,811 --> 00:50:19,339
for me to go to college with, and use it
to bankroll myself on the road, right?
784
00:50:19,616 --> 00:50:21,641
-You're not serious.
-He's serious.
785
00:50:21,718 --> 00:50:24,619
I can't believe I'm hearing this.
Please do something.
786
00:50:24,688 --> 00:50:27,054
I've talked to him all day,
but he won't listen.
787
00:50:27,124 --> 00:50:30,992
In that case, if he's got his mind made up,
there's no talking him out of it...
788
00:50:31,094 --> 00:50:33,858
the only thing left to do
is to send him out in style.
789
00:50:33,930 --> 00:50:37,525
Party, Chris's house, tomorrow night.
His parents are out of town.
790
00:50:38,535 --> 00:50:40,867
Robin Hood,
thank you for donating my place.
791
00:50:40,937 --> 00:50:43,497
Sorry, my parents just got
brand-new white carpeting.
792
00:50:43,573 --> 00:50:45,666
Anything gets on that, and I am a dead man.
793
00:50:45,742 --> 00:50:50,202
There is no way we could possibly have
a party at my house.
794
00:50:57,854 --> 00:51:01,187
Could everyone please stand on the plastic?
795
00:51:01,324 --> 00:51:03,918
What's going on? How are you doing?
796
00:51:04,161 --> 00:51:05,458
What's going on?
797
00:51:05,529 --> 00:51:06,928
Can I get you guys a beer?
798
00:51:06,997 --> 00:51:07,986
How you doing?
799
00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:09,089
What's up, doc?
800
00:51:10,267 --> 00:51:13,998
Listen, man, the key to picking up women
is very simple.
801
00:51:14,304 --> 00:51:17,296
Old Spice and Aqua Velva.
802
00:51:17,541 --> 00:51:20,203
Are you kidding?
That's the shit my dad uses.
803
00:51:20,277 --> 00:51:23,769
Exactly. That's what I'm trying to tell you.
This is the old-school shit.
804
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:26,041
What the fuck are you looking at?
805
00:51:27,451 --> 00:51:28,475
It's cool.
806
00:51:28,885 --> 00:51:31,979
It just seems like
everybody I meet nowadays is just...
807
00:51:32,622 --> 00:51:34,021
weird.
808
00:51:34,491 --> 00:51:35,981
What's up, my man?
809
00:51:36,059 --> 00:51:40,553
I find myself wanting to meet a girl
who is completely normal, for a change.
810
00:51:40,630 --> 00:51:42,791
You don't have any tattoos, do you?
811
00:51:43,333 --> 00:51:44,231
Good.
812
00:51:44,367 --> 00:51:47,302
Sweetheart, come on, Jacuzzi. You'll love it.
813
00:51:48,171 --> 00:51:50,731
-What are you doing?
-Eating pop rocks, drinking pop.
814
00:51:50,807 --> 00:51:53,833
Are you out of your fucking mind?
What's the matter with you?
815
00:51:53,910 --> 00:51:55,537
Don't you know a kid died like that?
816
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,108
-Wait a minute.
-What?
817
00:52:01,051 --> 00:52:03,451
Do you have any stuffed animals
on your bed?
818
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,181
No, of course not.
819
00:52:08,024 --> 00:52:09,685
Okay, that's good.
820
00:52:15,565 --> 00:52:17,533
What are you doing?
821
00:52:18,068 --> 00:52:19,330
Choke me.
822
00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:23,500
-What?
-Choke me. I like it.
823
00:52:25,408 --> 00:52:26,602
Oh, my God!
824
00:52:31,114 --> 00:52:33,014
That's just.... Jesus!
825
00:52:35,452 --> 00:52:37,477
Yo, Romeo. Grab a brew and relax.
826
00:52:38,054 --> 00:52:41,182
-That's easy for you to say. Jesus!
-Where's Tang?
827
00:52:41,291 --> 00:52:44,920
Last time I saw him, I think
he was adopted by a 12-year-old boy.
828
00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:47,896
Seriously, I can't believe
he's really going on the road.
829
00:52:48,131 --> 00:52:51,100
Me, neither.
He has no idea what the fuck he's in for.
830
00:52:51,234 --> 00:52:53,031
I think that's kind of the point.
831
00:52:53,103 --> 00:52:55,628
But he doesn't realize
the situation that he's in.
832
00:52:55,939 --> 00:52:59,431
It's not about the money.
He's gambling with his future.
833
00:52:59,509 --> 00:53:03,036
If he fucks this up, then he can regret it
for the rest of his life.
834
00:53:03,113 --> 00:53:05,980
-What's he got in the box, anyway?
-$40,000.
835
00:53:06,049 --> 00:53:08,244
What? $40,000?
836
00:53:09,519 --> 00:53:11,919
And you morons
didn't try to talk him out of it?
837
00:53:11,988 --> 00:53:13,888
-What's wrong with you?
-I tried.
838
00:53:13,957 --> 00:53:16,482
He's so jonesed about this,
he doesn't listen to us.
839
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,824
He's just trying to be like you.
840
00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:25,126
-All right, guys.
-You get 'em, baby.
841
00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:26,464
You go get 'em, Tang.
842
00:53:26,536 --> 00:53:29,369
All right. It's me against the world, baby!
843
00:53:30,774 --> 00:53:33,607
-Yeah, baby.
-You go shoot some stick, now.
844
00:53:41,885 --> 00:53:44,115
-Think he'll last a month?
-I'll give you 3-to-1.
845
00:53:44,187 --> 00:53:45,745
-I'll take it.
-All right.
846
00:53:59,836 --> 00:54:02,896
-Who is next?
-That's what I'm talking about, baby.
847
00:54:04,474 --> 00:54:05,771
Okay, mister.
848
00:54:10,513 --> 00:54:12,845
I didn't even have any of it, you know.
849
00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:17,883
Bye-bye. Anybody else? I'm game.
850
00:54:17,988 --> 00:54:20,013
Anybody in here play for money?
851
00:54:21,024 --> 00:54:23,686
-What do you play for?
-What do you got?
852
00:54:24,327 --> 00:54:27,319
-I play $20 a game.
-How about we play $100?
853
00:54:27,831 --> 00:54:31,164
And I'll give you four balls off the table.
You play 8-ball?
854
00:54:31,334 --> 00:54:32,858
We usually play 9-ball.
855
00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:35,666
You give me four balls off the table,
you got a game.
856
00:54:35,739 --> 00:54:37,070
Put it up.
857
00:54:39,843 --> 00:54:42,175
-Call it.
-Heads.
858
00:54:54,090 --> 00:54:55,284
Take 'em down.
859
00:55:07,637 --> 00:55:10,231
-Do it again?
-Put it up.
860
00:55:13,643 --> 00:55:14,871
What's going on?
861
00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:19,274
This guy's giving Chris four balls
off the table for $100 a rack.
862
00:55:19,349 --> 00:55:22,477
Four balls off the table?
Since when does Chris play 8-ball?
863
00:55:22,552 --> 00:55:23,917
I don't know. Why?
864
00:55:23,987 --> 00:55:26,854
Four balls off the table's
the biggest hustle in the world.
865
00:55:26,923 --> 00:55:30,791
Chris is getting his balls out of the way,
so this fucker can shoot.
866
00:55:30,860 --> 00:55:32,760
That's game. Do it again?
867
00:55:34,064 --> 00:55:35,929
-One more time.
-What's up?
868
00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:39,435
-I'm about to beat this guy's ass.
-How much you down?
869
00:55:40,003 --> 00:55:41,095
$200.
870
00:55:43,073 --> 00:55:45,701
We've played two games
and I haven't shot yet.
871
00:55:45,775 --> 00:55:48,039
As soon as he fucks up, I'll be on his ass.
872
00:55:48,111 --> 00:55:50,602
Have you forgotten?
I'm on in an hour. Let's go.
873
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,979
-He's giving me four balls off the table!
-Let's go.
874
00:55:55,251 --> 00:55:58,414
He's hustling you.
This guy's a fucking hustler. Let's go.
875
00:56:00,924 --> 00:56:02,414
Take 'em down.
876
00:56:05,495 --> 00:56:07,395
All right, Max, let's go.
877
00:56:07,464 --> 00:56:10,900
We can't leave Chris here.
What if the fucker tries to start something?
878
00:56:10,967 --> 00:56:15,028
He'll learn his lesson. Let's go.
I'll see you later. Don't be late.
879
00:56:15,739 --> 00:56:17,366
I hate choosing.
880
00:56:18,274 --> 00:56:19,764
I'm such a bitch.
881
00:56:20,076 --> 00:56:21,338
Let's get to work!
882
00:56:34,157 --> 00:56:36,990
Poor little white trash
883
00:56:37,794 --> 00:56:40,262
Say you got some extra cash
884
00:56:40,497 --> 00:56:42,897
Why don't you come
885
00:56:43,466 --> 00:56:46,196
and blow it all on me ?
886
00:56:46,836 --> 00:56:49,737
I ain't nothing but a smart ass
887
00:56:50,373 --> 00:56:52,967
drinking from an empty glass
888
00:56:53,777 --> 00:56:56,712
I'm as crazy as a tree
889
00:56:59,983 --> 00:57:01,814
What's your hurry ?
890
00:57:05,688 --> 00:57:08,657
Don't you worry, baby
891
00:57:08,858 --> 00:57:10,689
Never shed a tear for me
892
00:57:11,961 --> 00:57:14,828
Don't you worry, baby
893
00:57:15,131 --> 00:57:17,156
I'm cold as a boy can be
894
00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:21,233
I ain't scared of a broken heart
895
00:57:21,538 --> 00:57:24,439
I get bored with the easy part
896
00:57:26,142 --> 00:57:29,634
Heaven knows I'm a redneck gigolo
897
00:57:42,659 --> 00:57:45,219
I think you and I
898
00:57:45,495 --> 00:57:48,123
should go down by the seaside
899
00:57:48,531 --> 00:57:52,297
Pick up all the dead things on the beach
900
00:57:55,138 --> 00:57:57,902
Ain't nothing but a washed-up world
901
00:57:57,974 --> 00:58:01,137
You ain't nothing but a stupid girl
902
00:58:01,678 --> 00:58:06,172
I think that's the way that life ought to be
903
00:58:08,151 --> 00:58:10,619
What's your hurry ?
904
00:58:13,790 --> 00:58:16,987
Don't you worry, baby
905
00:58:17,060 --> 00:58:19,528
Never shed a tear for me
906
00:58:19,996 --> 00:58:23,329
Don't you worry, baby
907
00:58:23,399 --> 00:58:25,765
I'm cold as a boy can be
908
00:58:26,603 --> 00:58:29,504
I ain't scared of a broken heart
909
00:58:29,739 --> 00:58:32,833
I get bored with the easy part
910
00:58:34,444 --> 00:58:37,880
Heaven knows I'm a redneck gigolo
911
00:58:42,886 --> 00:58:43,875
Come on!
912
00:58:51,494 --> 00:58:52,927
All right, man.
913
00:58:56,866 --> 00:58:59,300
Man, you were really good tonight.
914
00:59:00,703 --> 00:59:02,000
Thanks, Harold.
915
00:59:03,072 --> 00:59:05,302
Too bad no one will ever know.
916
00:59:12,715 --> 00:59:16,776
Thanks for coming. I appreciate that.
Don't tell me. You lost.
917
00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:20,087
-I know. I fucked up, okay?
-Yeah, you fucked up.
918
00:59:20,957 --> 00:59:23,790
-God damn it. How much did you lose?
-$2,000.
919
00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:27,192
-What the fuck are you doing here?
-I'm waiting for you.
920
00:59:27,263 --> 00:59:30,494
Now that Johnny's gone,
you're the top dog around here.
921
00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:32,592
Maybe you want to step up.
922
00:59:33,069 --> 00:59:36,402
You ain't welcome around here no more.
Nick says you're out.
923
00:59:36,472 --> 00:59:39,873
Tell him I'll burn this place to the ground
if he thinks I'm out.
924
00:59:39,943 --> 00:59:43,435
And tell Johnny, when he gets his hand
out of that cast I put him in...
925
00:59:43,513 --> 00:59:45,538
that I want his game, too.
926
00:59:45,615 --> 00:59:48,345
-You did that to his hand?
-What the fuck will you do?
927
00:59:48,518 --> 00:59:51,043
Fuck! It's fucking bullshit, man.
928
00:59:51,321 --> 00:59:54,449
We can't let them come into our pool room
and push us around.
929
00:59:54,757 --> 00:59:58,193
-We gotta do something.
-What? Joe's a fucking psycho. He'll kill us.
930
00:59:58,261 --> 01:00:00,388
We've gotta beat him at his own game.
931
01:00:00,463 --> 01:00:04,365
That sounds great, but Joe's got
this demon fucking pool fiend with him.
932
01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:07,631
-The guy never misses. He's unconscious.
-We'll get Johnny to play.
933
01:00:07,704 --> 01:00:12,232
Fuck that. Johnny's out of his mind.
He's got chick drama and a broken hand.
934
01:00:12,375 --> 01:00:15,105
Anybody's gonna step up, it's gonna be me.
935
01:00:15,578 --> 01:00:18,411
Are you deaf? Did you not hear me?
The guy never misses.
936
01:00:18,481 --> 01:00:21,075
-He just destroyed me.
-Chris, I destroy you.
937
01:00:21,150 --> 01:00:23,175
This is different. The guy's really good.
938
01:00:23,252 --> 01:00:26,619
I'll play him on table 4.
Nobody knows better how that table rolls.
939
01:00:26,689 --> 01:00:29,089
That's true.
Table 4 does roll pretty fucked up.
940
01:00:29,158 --> 01:00:32,150
You know why? I'm the one
who put the matchbox under the leg.
941
01:00:32,228 --> 01:00:35,095
-Motherfucker.
-Give me my $100 back.
942
01:00:35,164 --> 01:00:38,998
We're gonna have to pawn your car.
I need money to put pressure on them.
943
01:00:39,068 --> 01:00:41,628
Wait a minute. Pawn my car?
944
01:00:42,138 --> 01:00:45,164
-You're not gonna pawn my car.
-lt's just for one day.
945
01:00:45,241 --> 01:00:47,175
Are you out of your fucking mind?
946
01:00:47,243 --> 01:00:49,370
There's no way I'm gonna let you do this.
947
01:00:49,445 --> 01:00:53,711
In a million years,
you are never gonna pawn my car.
948
01:01:04,060 --> 01:01:07,860
Let's go, Phil. $500 a hole.
Let's get cracking.
949
01:01:07,930 --> 01:01:10,091
Hold your horses. I gotta call my wife...
950
01:01:10,166 --> 01:01:12,930
and tell her I'll be stuck in traffic
for at least a week.
951
01:01:13,002 --> 01:01:15,197
Mr. Stein, you forgot to sign these.
952
01:01:15,805 --> 01:01:17,136
Thank you.
953
01:01:19,509 --> 01:01:21,534
That's great. You know...
954
01:01:22,378 --> 01:01:25,313
I need to talk to the both of you.
955
01:01:26,849 --> 01:01:28,612
Remember that bet you made?
956
01:01:29,852 --> 01:01:32,650
This is the last time
I'm gonna call you, so....
957
01:01:33,990 --> 01:01:38,393
I don't know, if you change your mind,
or if you ever check your machine...
958
01:01:39,962 --> 01:01:43,227
then you'll know where to find me.
All right. Bye.
959
01:01:45,601 --> 01:01:47,660
I am not having a good day.
960
01:01:48,204 --> 01:01:50,297
Every day is a good day, kid.
961
01:01:51,207 --> 01:01:53,232
Just try missing one once.
962
01:01:54,444 --> 01:01:59,006
I gotta go get some felt for the tables.
I'll be gone a couple of hours.
963
01:01:59,082 --> 01:02:01,778
-Keep an eye on the castle.
-You got it.
964
01:02:04,887 --> 01:02:05,979
Here.
965
01:02:06,989 --> 01:02:08,616
Here's the keys.
966
01:02:11,427 --> 01:02:15,557
Make sure you lock up
before you leave, all right?
967
01:02:16,466 --> 01:02:18,058
Back off her.
968
01:02:19,135 --> 01:02:20,796
-Ma'am.
-Hey, Nick.
969
01:02:26,809 --> 01:02:28,572
What happened to your hand?
970
01:02:29,112 --> 01:02:30,875
I cut myself shaving.
971
01:02:36,085 --> 01:02:38,986
Why didn't you tell me
what you did for me that night?
972
01:02:39,055 --> 01:02:42,388
Because you spend so much time
always thinking that I'm an asshole...
973
01:02:42,458 --> 01:02:45,723
that you never see
any of the good things that I do.
974
01:02:46,529 --> 01:02:48,121
All I wanted to do...
975
01:02:48,197 --> 01:02:52,463
was give you what I knew you wanted
more than anything in the world...
976
01:02:53,236 --> 01:02:55,204
the only way I knew how.
977
01:02:58,808 --> 01:03:01,538
The only thing I ever wanted was you.
978
01:03:04,347 --> 01:03:05,712
I love you.
979
01:03:08,017 --> 01:03:09,484
Wait.
980
01:03:11,220 --> 01:03:14,155
-There's something I have to tell you.
-What?
981
01:03:15,758 --> 01:03:18,022
I'm a motor-home salesman now.
982
01:03:22,932 --> 01:03:25,833
I know. I heard.
983
01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:28,596
What do you mean?
984
01:03:28,671 --> 01:03:31,731
I saw you in the window, with the tie.
985
01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:33,275
Are you stalking me now?
986
01:03:33,342 --> 01:03:37,176
No. You almost made a sale.
I almost came....
987
01:03:37,246 --> 01:03:39,339
Why are you gonna stalk me?
988
01:03:40,149 --> 01:03:42,014
I just missed you, baby.
989
01:03:43,119 --> 01:03:44,780
I missed you, too.
990
01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:00,260
You guys want some action?
991
01:04:00,336 --> 01:04:02,827
I'll be at Hard Times, table 4, tonight.
992
01:04:02,905 --> 01:04:05,339
Can't miss me.
I'll be the one whipping your ass.
993
01:04:05,408 --> 01:04:08,935
What's the weather like lately?
I haven't been outside.
994
01:04:09,011 --> 01:04:11,445
What you wanna do, Brad....
Is that your name?
995
01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:15,314
You wanna stroke it, not poke it.
Look how pretty that is.
996
01:04:16,619 --> 01:04:19,087
I move 'em around pretty good, myself.
997
01:04:20,790 --> 01:04:22,018
This is too easy.
998
01:04:22,758 --> 01:04:25,625
Can you get that money up there?
My arm is....
999
01:04:26,829 --> 01:04:28,262
Thanks. Appreciate it.
1000
01:04:29,265 --> 01:04:32,723
-$500, baby. Easy as fucking pie.
-That's my boy!
1001
01:04:33,669 --> 01:04:36,137
Where'd you get that stick?
Is that Johnny's cue?
1002
01:04:36,205 --> 01:04:39,402
-He ain't using it, so I borrowed it.
-Danny, be careful, man.
1003
01:04:39,675 --> 01:04:43,236
Something strange is going on.
He's not playing you the way he played me.
1004
01:04:43,312 --> 01:04:46,338
Of course not.
I'm a lot better player than you are.
1005
01:04:46,415 --> 01:04:47,905
Here he comes.
1006
01:04:48,084 --> 01:04:50,575
-Nice table.
-You like that? Thanks.
1007
01:04:50,653 --> 01:04:53,645
Why don't we switch tables
and double the bet?
1008
01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:57,257
No, I say we play on this table or I quit.
That's the deal.
1009
01:04:57,326 --> 01:04:59,954
You're such a punk.
Fine, let's double the bet.
1010
01:05:00,029 --> 01:05:01,656
That sounds good.
1011
01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:03,661
You weren't breast-fed, were you?
1012
01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:05,997
Rack 'em, Joe, my finger's so'.
1013
01:05:12,808 --> 01:05:14,708
Dead rail. I can't believe that!
1014
01:05:14,777 --> 01:05:16,438
Table 4, baby.
1015
01:05:26,455 --> 01:05:29,288
This guy's got us playing
on this fucked-up table.
1016
01:05:29,358 --> 01:05:30,985
What's your deal?
1017
01:05:31,527 --> 01:05:34,690
Are you gonna play,
or cry about it like a fucking baby?
1018
01:05:34,764 --> 01:05:37,130
Bet $5,000.
He can't beat me three sets in a row.
1019
01:05:37,199 --> 01:05:38,791
Shut up. It ain't your money.
1020
01:05:38,868 --> 01:05:41,962
It's half my money.
You want out, I'll play him on my own.
1021
01:05:42,038 --> 01:05:45,007
You can't fire an air barrel.
How will you cover if you lose?
1022
01:05:45,107 --> 01:05:47,371
I'm not gonna lose. I'm in this guy's head--
1023
01:05:47,443 --> 01:05:51,504
-Don't be an idiot. We don't have the money.
-Get the fuck out of here.
1024
01:05:52,682 --> 01:05:54,445
Fine. $5,000. You call it.
1025
01:05:54,517 --> 01:05:56,280
-You call.
-Tails.
1026
01:06:01,757 --> 01:06:04,658
So you won a fucking break.
Big fucking deal.
1027
01:06:39,061 --> 01:06:40,756
Pay up. $5,000.
1028
01:07:10,526 --> 01:07:13,495
-Where's the money?
-Tough guy!
1029
01:07:16,932 --> 01:07:20,891
Get the fuck out of here,
you punk-ass bastards. Get out of here. Go!
1030
01:07:22,805 --> 01:07:26,036
Listen to me. The money. 24 hours.
1031
01:07:26,242 --> 01:07:29,734
-Or next time I come back angry.
-You son of a bitch!
1032
01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:33,140
-That's enough!
-I'll tell you when it's enough.
1033
01:07:38,187 --> 01:07:41,088
-Fuck!
-Jesus Christ, what the hell are you?
1034
01:07:41,724 --> 01:07:43,351
I'm a klutz.
1035
01:07:43,826 --> 01:07:45,054
Fuck, Danny!
1036
01:08:25,034 --> 01:08:27,059
Freeze! Put your hands in the air!
1037
01:08:27,136 --> 01:08:29,798
Get them up in the air so we can see them!
1038
01:08:29,872 --> 01:08:31,897
Let's see them hands!
1039
01:08:41,784 --> 01:08:44,048
Hey, Nick. What's going on?
1040
01:08:49,325 --> 01:08:50,656
What's wrong?
1041
01:08:51,894 --> 01:08:54,692
-Danny's in jail.
-What happened?
1042
01:08:55,264 --> 01:08:58,791
He crapped out
firing an air barrel at Brad last night.
1043
01:08:59,201 --> 01:09:00,463
How much?
1044
01:09:00,936 --> 01:09:03,905
$5,000. He's stuck for half of it.
1045
01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:06,301
And it gets worse.
1046
01:09:06,375 --> 01:09:10,334
When Joe found out
that Danny couldn't cover...
1047
01:09:11,647 --> 01:09:14,844
then he leaned on him pretty heavy,
beat the shit out of him...
1048
01:09:14,917 --> 01:09:18,876
put a gun to his head and said,
"You've got 24 hours to get the money."
1049
01:09:18,954 --> 01:09:21,582
That's when Danny went crazy,
tried to knock over Sal's.
1050
01:09:21,657 --> 01:09:23,955
-What?
-He's in County Jail.
1051
01:09:24,126 --> 01:09:26,219
It's $25,000 bail.
1052
01:09:26,462 --> 01:09:28,987
We got to get him out, right? Nick?
1053
01:09:29,465 --> 01:09:32,457
I'm sorry, kid.
I just don't have that kind of money.
1054
01:09:32,535 --> 01:09:34,469
All I got is my dad's plastic.
1055
01:09:35,571 --> 01:09:38,301
-I ain't got nothing.
-I can call my dad.
1056
01:09:41,043 --> 01:09:42,067
No.
1057
01:09:42,144 --> 01:09:44,009
What are you gonna do?
1058
01:09:45,948 --> 01:09:48,542
I'm gonna go get my brother. Come on.
1059
01:09:50,953 --> 01:09:53,046
Hey, Nick. He's here.
1060
01:09:53,389 --> 01:09:55,550
Detroit. You got action.
1061
01:10:03,599 --> 01:10:06,033
Come here. Give me the fucking thing.
1062
01:10:20,749 --> 01:10:21,841
Fuck.
1063
01:10:29,558 --> 01:10:31,549
Nick, anything on the bankroll?
1064
01:10:31,627 --> 01:10:33,857
Nothing. De nada.
1065
01:10:34,396 --> 01:10:37,092
The next level. Why don't you take over?
1066
01:10:38,100 --> 01:10:39,897
Come on, set 'em up.
1067
01:11:24,647 --> 01:11:26,672
-How's the arm?
-Horrible.
1068
01:11:31,587 --> 01:11:33,578
-You ready?
-I'm ready.
1069
01:11:33,656 --> 01:11:37,148
-Let's play the first set for $5,000.
-All right, fine.
1070
01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:39,827
Fine. Call it.
1071
01:11:42,765 --> 01:11:44,858
The money first. Put it up.
1072
01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:47,532
What's wrong?
You don't think I'm good for it?
1073
01:11:47,603 --> 01:11:49,195
Put the money on the lights.
1074
01:11:49,271 --> 01:11:53,605
-I think you know me better than that.
-I know you too well, Johnny boy.
1075
01:11:53,776 --> 01:11:56,438
I'm not gonna fall for any of your old tricks.
1076
01:11:57,012 --> 01:11:58,138
The money.
1077
01:11:59,415 --> 01:12:02,111
Fine. Just give me a second, all right?
1078
01:12:06,522 --> 01:12:10,253
-What the hell are we working with here?
-lt's about $5,500.
1079
01:12:10,559 --> 01:12:11,890
Christ!
1080
01:12:12,461 --> 01:12:15,453
I got one barrel, no cue.
How the hell do I like it?
1081
01:12:15,531 --> 01:12:17,499
It's okay. We're covered.
1082
01:12:17,766 --> 01:12:21,258
-Jesus Christ, where'd you get that?
-I'm the rich kid, right?
1083
01:12:21,470 --> 01:12:22,994
Don't worry about it.
1084
01:12:23,772 --> 01:12:26,969
-Are we playing here, or what?
-We're playing.
1085
01:12:27,443 --> 01:12:30,173
Joe, how about we play this one
for $10,000?
1086
01:12:30,245 --> 01:12:33,442
-Ten's my favorite number.
-Nice cue. You shooting with that?
1087
01:12:33,549 --> 01:12:37,144
No, that's not his cue, smart ass.
He's shooting with this.
1088
01:13:10,419 --> 01:13:11,511
Fuck.
1089
01:13:12,621 --> 01:13:16,455
You wanted a pro, you got one.
He's ranked 13th in the country.
1090
01:13:16,625 --> 01:13:20,152
You don't stand a shot against him.
You had enough yet?
1091
01:13:21,597 --> 01:13:22,859
Rack 'em.
1092
01:13:23,499 --> 01:13:26,434
Christ, Nick, the kid's good,
but he's not that good.
1093
01:13:26,502 --> 01:13:28,197
You're just getting started.
1094
01:13:28,270 --> 01:13:30,932
Yeah, but it's just cost us $10,000
to get me started.
1095
01:13:31,006 --> 01:13:34,339
You listen to me. I know this type of guy
from my past experience.
1096
01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:36,935
This son of a bitch is not a stayer,
you understand?
1097
01:13:37,012 --> 01:13:41,176
He'll crack sooner or later.
When he cracks, you'll win. Have faith.
1098
01:13:42,017 --> 01:13:45,043
-"Have faith."
-Okay, you're covered.
1099
01:13:47,022 --> 01:13:50,287
Covered? What the hell
kind of ATM you got?
1100
01:13:51,326 --> 01:13:52,657
Thanks, Chris.
1101
01:14:17,419 --> 01:14:18,511
Fuck!
1102
01:14:22,624 --> 01:14:24,091
This is so sad.
1103
01:14:28,530 --> 01:14:30,657
Wait here. I'm not done yet.
1104
01:14:32,401 --> 01:14:36,838
I know. I think he's getting warmed up now.
Just give us another $10,000. Maybe....
1105
01:14:37,573 --> 01:14:39,200
You motherfucker!
1106
01:14:41,310 --> 01:14:43,175
How could you do this?
1107
01:14:43,745 --> 01:14:46,407
This is fucking Tang, man!
1108
01:14:47,049 --> 01:14:50,416
He don't got no fucking credit cards
and no Cadillac.
1109
01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:54,513
You give me this rich-kid bullshit.
You got me in there pissing away his future.
1110
01:14:55,824 --> 01:14:57,587
What the fuck are you doing?
1111
01:14:57,693 --> 01:15:00,628
What am l, a baby?
Like I had no say in this?
1112
01:15:00,963 --> 01:15:04,455
-My friend was in trouble. I came to help.
-What the fuck, man?
1113
01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:08,595
He bails out Danny now
and pays off his debt, he's out $30,000.
1114
01:15:08,670 --> 01:15:10,570
Then he's broke, too. What the fuck?
1115
01:15:10,639 --> 01:15:13,130
All right, we just took a fucking chance.
1116
01:15:13,208 --> 01:15:16,302
Come on. We never thought you'd lose.
1117
01:15:20,415 --> 01:15:22,440
Here, man. Take this.
1118
01:15:26,955 --> 01:15:28,547
Keep your money.
1119
01:15:30,926 --> 01:15:32,826
What are you gonna do?
1120
01:15:34,563 --> 01:15:37,657
Come on. Just take the money! I'm sorry!
1121
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:42,198
All right, what do you say we bump the bet?
Play this one for $20,000.
1122
01:15:43,405 --> 01:15:45,498
How much you got up there, John?
1123
01:15:45,574 --> 01:15:48,236
You wouldn't be flashing me
no nigger roll, would you?
1124
01:15:48,310 --> 01:15:50,972
'Cause that don't look like no $20,000.
1125
01:15:51,780 --> 01:15:55,216
As long as we're doing this,
why not play for $50,000?
1126
01:15:56,151 --> 01:15:58,619
I've been looking for him all day.
Are we too late?
1127
01:15:58,687 --> 01:16:00,086
No, perfect.
1128
01:16:01,290 --> 01:16:04,919
-Sorry I'm late, John. Hi, how you doing?
-Who are you?
1129
01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:06,725
His backer.
1130
01:16:09,298 --> 01:16:13,962
What do you say you match what I got,
and we play till somebody takes it all?
1131
01:16:17,506 --> 01:16:20,134
-$20,000 is okay.
-Are you sure?
1132
01:16:20,375 --> 01:16:22,935
-Race to 5 for $20,000.
-Put it up.
1133
01:16:44,900 --> 01:16:46,231
All right.
1134
01:17:07,489 --> 01:17:09,787
At least you got Tang's money back.
1135
01:17:09,858 --> 01:17:11,883
Yeah, but my brother's still in jail.
1136
01:17:15,697 --> 01:17:17,528
Come here. Get over here.
1137
01:17:21,703 --> 01:17:24,797
-Put him the fuck out. Come on.
-I got him.
1138
01:17:46,161 --> 01:17:49,858
-Bet $40,000.
-Fine. Good. Even better.
1139
01:18:08,684 --> 01:18:10,208
Go ahead. Shoot 'em.
1140
01:18:20,929 --> 01:18:21,953
Don't miss.
1141
01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:27,965
Fuck this back-and-forth bullshit.
It's a big waste of time.
1142
01:18:28,036 --> 01:18:30,664
You want to put it all up, Mr. Backer man?
1143
01:18:30,739 --> 01:18:35,142
Come on. Last set. Shoot it all.
Race to 9 for $80,000.
1144
01:18:36,278 --> 01:18:40,647
I'm betting this big-time action
brings out the dog in your boy, over there.
1145
01:18:42,984 --> 01:18:45,350
Did I just stutter or something?
1146
01:18:47,155 --> 01:18:51,990
A few minutes ago, it was like a pool hall
in here. Now it's as quiet as a church.
1147
01:18:54,229 --> 01:18:58,256
Is this your first time in a pool hall,
Mr. Backer man? Is that it?
1148
01:18:58,800 --> 01:19:02,736
Your clothes getting a little mashed?
Let me tell you something.
1149
01:19:02,938 --> 01:19:07,375
When you walk out of here,
your skin will smell of this place for a week.
1150
01:19:08,110 --> 01:19:11,876
Every time you put on that suit,
you will think of me taking your money.
1151
01:19:11,947 --> 01:19:16,316
'Cause I'm the only one in this room
who knows how fast your boy can run.
1152
01:19:16,384 --> 01:19:19,114
You want to know why? 'Cause I bred him.
1153
01:19:20,288 --> 01:19:22,882
How the fuck does that make you feel...
1154
01:19:23,091 --> 01:19:26,527
to be in that position,
with all your money on the table?
1155
01:19:26,595 --> 01:19:28,563
-How much you got, Joe?
-What?
1156
01:19:28,630 --> 01:19:32,088
Total. You put down $80,000
like it didn't matter.
1157
01:19:32,167 --> 01:19:36,001
That's a lot of money for somebody
like you and him. I think it matters.
1158
01:19:36,071 --> 01:19:39,040
-What's the difference--
-I'm a millionaire.
1159
01:19:40,041 --> 01:19:43,841
That's the difference.
I lose $80,000, I get another $80,000.
1160
01:19:44,279 --> 01:19:47,442
For me, it doesn't matter.
See, I think it's you...
1161
01:19:48,049 --> 01:19:50,210
who's sweating this, the both of you.
1162
01:19:50,285 --> 01:19:54,745
People in pool rooms don't come across
this kind of take but once in a lifetime.
1163
01:19:55,190 --> 01:19:58,057
And now you're gonna
put it all on the line against John...
1164
01:19:58,126 --> 01:20:01,027
'cause you think he's gonna choke?
I don't think so.
1165
01:20:01,096 --> 01:20:03,087
I think he's gonna choke.
1166
01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:07,792
You want to shoot it all, let's shoot it all.
1167
01:20:08,003 --> 01:20:11,370
-How much you got in your pocket?
-I got a couple of thousand.
1168
01:20:13,008 --> 01:20:14,066
You?
1169
01:20:16,878 --> 01:20:17,970
$500.
1170
01:20:20,015 --> 01:20:21,778
-What about your ring?
-What?
1171
01:20:21,850 --> 01:20:24,512
-How much for your ring?
-You want my ring?
1172
01:20:24,586 --> 01:20:26,986
You said it: "Shoot it all."
1173
01:20:27,889 --> 01:20:30,983
-What's it worth to you?
-I paid $2,800 for it.
1174
01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:33,387
$3,000. Covered.
1175
01:20:35,964 --> 01:20:40,367
I'm gonna leave you with nothing.
Nick, make sure, please, it's all there.
1176
01:20:40,869 --> 01:20:43,463
I'm gonna have a drink. You want a drink?
1177
01:20:45,473 --> 01:20:46,633
All right.
1178
01:21:03,024 --> 01:21:06,221
You watch those nature documentaries
on the cable?
1179
01:21:07,229 --> 01:21:08,253
Yeah.
1180
01:21:08,330 --> 01:21:10,298
See the one about lions?
1181
01:21:13,134 --> 01:21:14,829
Got this lion.
1182
01:21:15,570 --> 01:21:19,506
He's the king of the jungle.
Huge mane, out to here.
1183
01:21:20,175 --> 01:21:23,872
He's laying down under a tree,
in the middle of Africa.
1184
01:21:24,346 --> 01:21:27,406
He's so big. He's so hot.
1185
01:21:29,251 --> 01:21:31,219
He doesn't want to move.
1186
01:21:32,187 --> 01:21:35,384
The little lion cubs,
they start messing with him.
1187
01:21:36,024 --> 01:21:39,755
Biting his tail, biting his ears.
He doesn't do anything.
1188
01:21:41,029 --> 01:21:44,362
The lioness, she starts messing with him...
1189
01:21:44,666 --> 01:21:48,500
coming over, making trouble. Still nothing.
1190
01:21:49,037 --> 01:21:51,870
Now, the other animals notice this...
1191
01:21:53,008 --> 01:21:56,068
and they start to move in, the jackals.
1192
01:21:57,746 --> 01:21:58,940
Hyenas.
1193
01:21:59,848 --> 01:22:02,373
They're barking at him, laughing at him.
1194
01:22:03,151 --> 01:22:07,485
They nip his toes
and eat the food that's in his domain.
1195
01:22:07,989 --> 01:22:09,456
They do this...
1196
01:22:09,524 --> 01:22:13,927
then they get closer and bolder,
till one day...
1197
01:22:15,563 --> 01:22:18,828
that lion gets up
and tears the shit out of everybody...
1198
01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:22,427
runs like the wind,
eats everything in his path.
1199
01:22:23,071 --> 01:22:27,405
'Cause every once in a while,
the lion has to show the jackals...
1200
01:22:29,878 --> 01:22:31,209
who he is.
1201
01:22:36,284 --> 01:22:39,879
It's too late to be scared. It's time to kill.
1202
01:22:41,323 --> 01:22:45,054
I'm going in the other room.
You come out when you're ready.
1203
01:22:49,831 --> 01:22:52,800
Don't beat him. Kick his ass.
1204
01:24:30,665 --> 01:24:32,758
Watch this 2-ball go down.
1205
01:25:10,839 --> 01:25:11,931
Fuck.
1206
01:25:12,540 --> 01:25:15,839
That's fucking bullshit!
I can't fucking believe this.
1207
01:25:18,279 --> 01:25:22,511
I don't know. I think I gotta bank it.
There's nothing else I can do.
1208
01:25:22,951 --> 01:25:25,613
You can do it. It's a two-rail safety.
1209
01:25:26,187 --> 01:25:28,678
I think you're right. Thanks, Nick.
1210
01:25:46,641 --> 01:25:47,938
Good shot.
1211
01:26:01,256 --> 01:26:03,986
Take that, you motherless motherfuckers!
1212
01:26:04,325 --> 01:26:07,294
Stop. Easy. No....
1213
01:26:08,429 --> 01:26:09,521
Shit!
1214
01:26:28,516 --> 01:26:31,041
Shoot the shot already. It's an easy shot.
1215
01:26:31,119 --> 01:26:34,418
-Easy shot, my ass.
-Shows how much you know.
1216
01:26:34,489 --> 01:26:37,390
I can't believe I'm playing
with somebody so fucking stupid.
1217
01:26:37,458 --> 01:26:41,053
I ain't biting on any of your
South Side shark techniques, so shut up.
1218
01:26:41,129 --> 01:26:42,721
The shot can't be made, Brad.
1219
01:26:42,797 --> 01:26:45,231
Believe me,
I'd rather have you shoot it than me.
1220
01:26:45,300 --> 01:26:46,528
Me, too.
1221
01:26:51,506 --> 01:26:53,235
-Come on!
-Bullshit.
1222
01:26:53,341 --> 01:26:56,367
If you think it's so easy,
why don't you come and shoot it?
1223
01:26:56,444 --> 01:27:00,244
Believe me, I wish I could.
I'd pay to shoot a shot like that.
1224
01:27:01,249 --> 01:27:03,979
How much is it worth to you, Johnny boy?
1225
01:27:04,452 --> 01:27:05,851
What are you saying?
1226
01:27:05,920 --> 01:27:09,822
You think you can make it. I say
it can't be made. I don't want him doing it.
1227
01:27:09,891 --> 01:27:13,452
So why don't you speak to Daddy Warbucks
and see how much it's worth?
1228
01:27:13,528 --> 01:27:17,328
I don't gotta ask nobody nothing.
That's a tough fucking shot.
1229
01:27:17,398 --> 01:27:19,662
It's worth, maybe, $200 bucks.
1230
01:27:20,468 --> 01:27:24,802
$200? We're playing for $100,000
and you want to offer me $200?
1231
01:27:25,607 --> 01:27:28,599
Offer me $5,000,
and then maybe I'll think about it.
1232
01:27:28,676 --> 01:27:30,473
What are you saying, Joe?
1233
01:27:30,545 --> 01:27:34,174
You don't want to go home broke
once John makes this shot.
1234
01:27:34,716 --> 01:27:36,980
Listen, mister, all due respect...
1235
01:27:37,051 --> 01:27:39,815
but save your money,
'cause you don't know the game.
1236
01:27:39,887 --> 01:27:41,821
The shot can't be made.
1237
01:27:42,624 --> 01:27:44,148
It's up to you.
1238
01:27:46,494 --> 01:27:48,359
Here's your gas money.
1239
01:27:49,664 --> 01:27:51,256
You're gonna need it.
1240
01:27:51,366 --> 01:27:52,628
Excuse me.
1241
01:28:03,278 --> 01:28:05,542
Come on, get legs.
1242
01:28:08,383 --> 01:28:09,475
Fuck!
1243
01:28:11,686 --> 01:28:15,713
What the hell were you thinking?
I told you you couldn't make the shot.
1244
01:28:20,428 --> 01:28:23,158
-What are you doing?
-I'm taking my shot.
1245
01:28:26,301 --> 01:28:30,362
See, I just paid $5,000 for your shot.
1246
01:28:31,172 --> 01:28:32,434
Now it's my shot.
1247
01:28:35,376 --> 01:28:37,139
Listen, you can't do that.
1248
01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:41,414
-He just did.
-This is bullshit!
1249
01:28:41,482 --> 01:28:44,246
It's not an old trick
you should have been looking out for.
1250
01:28:44,319 --> 01:28:48,619
-This is fucking bullshit, man!
-Here's what my brother owes you.
1251
01:28:48,690 --> 01:28:51,989
-Fuck you.
-You and I got some unfinished business.
1252
01:28:52,093 --> 01:28:56,029
The rest of y'all clear out.
It's about to get rowdy in this motherfucker.
1253
01:28:58,499 --> 01:29:00,763
-Go!
-Later, Joe.
1254
01:29:13,314 --> 01:29:15,373
A game like that, you should be on the tour.
1255
01:29:16,184 --> 01:29:19,017
I don't think you'd want me beating you
every week.
1256
01:29:19,087 --> 01:29:21,521
You didn't beat me. I got hustled.
1257
01:29:23,691 --> 01:29:26,216
Maybe you did, and maybe you didn't.
1258
01:29:26,494 --> 01:29:29,952
-I guess I'm a hustler.
-Doesn't have to stay that way.
1259
01:29:30,631 --> 01:29:32,155
Think about it.
1260
01:29:49,384 --> 01:29:51,147
Wanna get out of here?
1261
01:29:52,220 --> 01:29:54,085
Let's go get your brother.
1262
01:29:54,155 --> 01:29:56,988
-Wait, we're not going in that.
-What are we going in?
1263
01:29:57,058 --> 01:29:58,821
We're going in that.
1264
01:30:00,194 --> 01:30:02,788
That's my Uncle Mike's car.
1265
01:30:03,865 --> 01:30:05,992
Not anymore. Come on.
1266
01:30:27,655 --> 01:30:29,680
Okay, boys, you ready?
1267
01:30:36,130 --> 01:30:37,119
Go.
1268
01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:06,427
Give me two seconds.... Okay, I'm all right!
1269
01:31:07,061 --> 01:31:08,528
Jesus Christ.
1270
01:31:15,369 --> 01:31:18,167
-I'm telling you, right now--
-No way those are real.
1271
01:31:18,239 --> 01:31:20,366
What we need is a plastic surgeon.
1272
01:31:20,475 --> 01:31:23,774
Shut up! We need a consensus,
all right? Tang?
1273
01:31:23,845 --> 01:31:26,575
They must be real. There's no scar.
I'm going with God.
1274
01:31:26,647 --> 01:31:29,047
Are you retarded?
There's laser technology now.
1275
01:31:29,116 --> 01:31:32,574
They can remove scars, plus God made
plastic surgery. 100-percent fake.
1276
01:31:32,653 --> 01:31:35,588
I don't know. It's a shot in the dark,
but I'll go with real.
1277
01:31:35,656 --> 01:31:39,387
I can't leave Max hanging on this.
They look great, but a little too amazing.
1278
01:31:39,460 --> 01:31:40,984
I'll say store-bought.
1279
01:31:49,337 --> 01:31:52,306
All right! Is that your final answer?
1280
01:31:53,641 --> 01:31:56,371
Want to take the 50-50? Audience choice?
1281
01:31:56,744 --> 01:31:58,575
-Come on.
-All right, okay!
1282
01:31:59,213 --> 01:32:02,148
All right, Scarlet.
Here's the moment of truth.
1283
01:32:02,216 --> 01:32:05,617
-Are they real, or are they Memorex?
-They're real.
1284
01:32:07,688 --> 01:32:08,712
I knew it!
1285
01:32:08,789 --> 01:32:12,850
-Scarlet, they feel hard as a rock.
-Never go swimming. You'll drown.
1286
01:34:19,153 --> 01:34:19,482
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