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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,058 --> 00:00:47,267 The Bet 2 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:42,058 I look terrible 3 00:01:43,267 --> 00:01:45,183 I'm almost ready... 4 00:01:48,267 --> 00:01:50,642 - Sweetie? - Yes baby ? 5 00:01:51,017 --> 00:01:53,558 Can you make me one more coffee ? 6 00:01:54,142 --> 00:01:58,392 - It's done but it will get cold. - I'm just going to pull on my skirt. 7 00:01:58,767 --> 00:02:01,267 It is not for me, but for your parents. 8 00:02:01,808 --> 00:02:07,017 If you think that I look forward to see you sister again... and her stupid husband. 9 00:02:08,225 --> 00:02:10,308 "Unemployment : a big plunge !" 10 00:02:10,475 --> 00:02:12,725 "Employment : things are getting better" 11 00:02:12,892 --> 00:02:16,517 - Darling, did you get the Mercedes out ? - It's done sweetheart. 12 00:02:17,392 --> 00:02:21,350 We are ready ! Not too ridiculous ? 13 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:24,933 All that is missing is the bagpipe, Too bad. 14 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:29,142 Now I know that I can expect Victoria's remarks, but I don't care. 15 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:33,100 - Are they going to be there too? - It's dad's birthday! 16 00:02:33,267 --> 00:02:36,058 Don't forget to close the window, Let's not waste any time. 17 00:02:36,225 --> 00:02:39,225 No... You could have told me... 18 00:02:39,558 --> 00:02:43,475 I told you 10 times you never listen. Didn't you forget the medication ? 19 00:02:43,642 --> 00:02:46,892 Your sister I could deal with her but the other is just a pain in the ass. 20 00:02:47,058 --> 00:02:52,142 - Did you remember of Dad's medication ? - Of course, I grabbed the most effective, a new one that is cheap. 21 00:02:52,308 --> 00:02:56,017 - Oh no you smoked in the car again... - Alright I'll roll down the window. Happy? 22 00:02:56,517 --> 00:03:00,225 We'll arrive early that's great. You could have put a tie ! 23 00:03:00,392 --> 00:03:02,142 No way, your kilt is enough trust me. 24 00:03:02,308 --> 00:03:05,725 Let's go ! Did we forget anything? The gift, the camera... 25 00:03:05,892 --> 00:03:07,308 Our daughter ! 26 00:03:10,183 --> 00:03:12,850 - Come in Elodie ! - Hurry up honey. 27 00:03:13,558 --> 00:03:18,100 You see my girl, you might not have a sister But you won't have a brother in law. And that is fortunate ! 28 00:03:20,350 --> 00:03:21,808 Fasten your seatbelt! 29 00:03:24,850 --> 00:03:27,725 Did you take your cell phone ? Do you intend to work there ? 30 00:03:27,892 --> 00:03:31,475 I absolutely have to finish a report for tomorrow, last deadline. 31 00:03:32,142 --> 00:03:34,933 - What is that? - It's the gift wrap I didn't have time to wrap it. 32 00:03:35,933 --> 00:03:39,267 I do not know how But we are already late. 33 00:03:55,267 --> 00:03:56,808 Hurry up ! 34 00:03:56,975 --> 00:04:00,642 - We should have put a piece of tape... - Nah that will do. 35 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:04,142 I'm sorry, mom. We are late. 36 00:04:04,517 --> 00:04:06,933 It's okay We are used to it. 37 00:04:08,517 --> 00:04:11,683 Hi everyone ! Sorry, we're a bit late. 38 00:04:11,975 --> 00:04:13,933 Happy birthday, dad! 39 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:16,600 - How are you ? - Fair. 40 00:04:16,767 --> 00:04:20,475 Let's not waste any time. Come on Dad, serve the champagne ! It's almost 2p.m. 41 00:04:20,808 --> 00:04:23,267 Leave it to Didier he'll do it. Dad, unwrap your presents. 42 00:04:23,892 --> 00:04:28,225 Elodie, you are so pretty ! Kilt looks good on young girls. 43 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:32,475 - On grown up girls however... - And you dress up like a lassie. 44 00:04:32,933 --> 00:04:34,433 Stop it girls ! 45 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,517 Champagne Bernard ? It's Dom Pérignon, from the wine shop. 46 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:41,475 No, I prefer a simple Ricard. From the supermarket. 47 00:04:45,975 --> 00:04:48,142 It's a backgammon ! 48 00:04:50,975 --> 00:04:54,558 Superb ! How beautiful ! How did you know ? 49 00:04:54,767 --> 00:04:57,767 - Mum helped us a bit. - Thank you very much children. 50 00:04:57,975 --> 00:05:01,642 It's nacre on top of it. Since your pearl wedding is soon... 51 00:05:01,808 --> 00:05:05,767 - Very nice ! Thanks Didier. - Mom also said it cost a lot of money. 52 00:05:05,933 --> 00:05:08,142 No it wasn't that expensive! 53 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:12,017 - What is that? - It's nothing. 54 00:05:12,267 --> 00:05:16,142 - What is that? - Not much... 55 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:20,475 Did you have a car crash ? 56 00:05:23,392 --> 00:05:25,600 Oh another backgammon ! 57 00:05:27,767 --> 00:05:31,725 - Looks like there was a leak. - How foolish. Mom, when I called you you told me... 58 00:05:31,892 --> 00:05:35,392 Oh yes, I ignored that Murielle already bought her gift... 59 00:05:35,558 --> 00:05:39,808 - That's stupid, we will change it. - Especially since it's ridiculous next to yours. 60 00:05:39,975 --> 00:05:42,933 Don't... Dad will train with yours before playing with ours. 61 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:46,308 I like it, that's the most important. It will be my pocket backgammon. 62 00:05:46,475 --> 00:05:50,267 - It must be practical for travelling. - I'm sure. Let's have a toast ! 63 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:54,517 Bernard, your Ricard... A big or a small pocket one for travelling ? 64 00:05:59,267 --> 00:06:01,933 - You're not upset, are you? - No no. 65 00:06:03,558 --> 00:06:07,725 - The guinea fowl is overcooked - No, it is delicious as usual ! 66 00:06:08,225 --> 00:06:12,267 - Mom, you could change from time to time, it's always guinea fowl. - Elbows off the table ! 67 00:06:12,433 --> 00:06:15,767 - Bernard, some more ? - No Thank you it's very good. That's quite a change from the canteen. 68 00:06:16,517 --> 00:06:19,975 - How are you doing at work? - Good. - With all we are hearing... 69 00:06:20,142 --> 00:06:23,892 It is hard as usual. Youngsters are left to themselves. 70 00:06:24,058 --> 00:06:27,267 Parents don't have time to look after them. It is the crisis. 71 00:06:27,433 --> 00:06:29,100 Crisis is always pointed out as responsible... 72 00:06:29,267 --> 00:06:32,225 We were bothered by homeless people along the way. Always the same! 73 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:35,433 I don't know about not having a fixed domicile, but they are always at the same traffic light. 74 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:38,767 We still gave them something because it's sunday. But we shouldn't I'm sure it's just encouraging them. 75 00:06:39,267 --> 00:06:43,392 - What are you supposed to do today when you are unemployed ? - Wait, some find it convenient not to work. 76 00:06:43,558 --> 00:06:47,892 It's true stepdad. There are two types of unemployed people. It is a matter of will. When you want you can ! 77 00:06:48,183 --> 00:06:52,642 What about precarious employment ? It doesn't exist ? We send the young people to the slaughterhouse! 78 00:06:52,808 --> 00:06:55,892 - Are you a state employee? - Yes. - As a school teacher, you have employment security right ? 79 00:06:56,058 --> 00:07:00,017 - Yes, so what ? And I'm a professor not a primary school teacher ! - He might have employment security but he can't afford a Mercedes. 80 00:07:00,183 --> 00:07:05,517 I don't want to buy a Mercedes ! It's crazy I'm perfectly fine ! Why earn always more ? What's the point ? 81 00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:10,100 To make a bit more decent gifts... Not pocket gifts. 82 00:07:10,725 --> 00:07:13,933 Don't do it again like the last time. 83 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,975 Why don't we talk about immigration ? 84 00:07:16,142 --> 00:07:19,225 Dad is right, There are too many black people in France. 85 00:07:19,975 --> 00:07:22,225 - Here it is. - I didn't say that. 86 00:07:22,392 --> 00:07:25,725 - What did she say? - Oh no, you can't smoke now... 87 00:07:25,892 --> 00:07:28,017 You promised me... Wait for after the desert at least. 88 00:07:28,183 --> 00:07:31,517 - Mom, let him live. - Are you following him too, in the middle of the lunch ? 89 00:07:31,683 --> 00:07:33,308 Leave me alone, it's rarely a party here. 90 00:07:33,475 --> 00:07:36,600 Oh by the way, dad's medicine. We almost forgot about it. 91 00:07:36,767 --> 00:07:40,517 - Oh yes on that topic, tell us how me we owe you. - Mum don't worry about 47 Francs 70 cts. 92 00:07:40,767 --> 00:07:44,142 - Dad you'll see that's the most effective nowadays - Thank you, my children. 93 00:07:44,433 --> 00:07:47,267 You'll see it's brand new it's Stabilogondyl... Stabilo... 94 00:07:48,433 --> 00:07:54,017 Stabilocardyl. It's a beta blocker, like the other one but with a more powerful cell membrane stabilization. 95 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:58,142 It's much clearer now that you have explained it. 96 00:07:58,308 --> 00:08:01,100 I say the best medicine is to stop it. 97 00:08:01,308 --> 00:08:04,100 - Don't restart that again. - The doctor repeated a hundred times : 98 00:08:04,267 --> 00:08:07,350 "Stop smoking, Mr Ramírez, it's for your arteries." 99 00:08:07,517 --> 00:08:10,767 Do you want me to die tomorrow ? Then make me stop right away. 100 00:08:10,933 --> 00:08:14,517 Didier, since you're a pharmacist, tell him ! He might listen to you. 101 00:08:14,683 --> 00:08:18,308 It's true Mr Ramirez, you should moderate a little bit. 1015 00:08:18,683 --> 00:08:21,308 Said he while smoking. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black ! 102 00:08:21,475 --> 00:08:26,267 Sweetie are you joking ? I am smoking a pack, a pack and a half maximum so... 103 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:29,433 Daily ? That's a lot ! We barely smoke a pack a day. 104 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,892 - That's already too much. - It doesn't change anything. 105 00:08:32,058 --> 00:08:35,158 Wheter it's one of one and a half, the metabolism is already strongly addicted. 1055 00:08:35,258 --> 00:08:37,058 It's the same. Everybody makes the same mistake it's crazy. 106 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:40,825 Ok I might not be a pharmacist but I'm not an idiot, I can stop anytime ! 1065 00:08:41,050 --> 00:08:42,825 You ? Are you kidding ? You are even more addicted than I am ! 107 00:08:42,892 --> 00:08:44,933 No, really ?! What are you doing here baby ? 1075 00:08:45,022 --> 00:08:47,933 No no mister is the winner here, smoking even in the pharmacy. 108 00:08:48,308 --> 00:08:51,933 But darling, I can stop anytime you know it. I told you a thousand times. 109 00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:54,225 Yes but you've restarted a thousand times. 110 00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:58,808 Alright. If that's how it's going, I will not touch a cigarette for 10 days. 111 00:08:59,683 --> 00:09:02,933 Is Mother's Day in 15 days ? There you go, I won't smoke for 15 days. 112 00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:04,475 Go ahead, do the same ! 113 00:09:08,308 --> 00:09:11,850 - Hats off Bernard. - I don't want to stop. 114 00:09:13,058 --> 00:09:17,517 - Dad, you should try too. - No, I don't have the courage. 115 00:09:30,558 --> 00:09:32,892 Do you stop too, Dad? 116 00:09:34,392 --> 00:09:37,850 - Don't feel forced. - Is that a joke ? How many days did you say ? 117 00:09:38,017 --> 00:09:39,592 15 days. 1175 00:09:39,817 --> 00:09:41,392 We're on for 15 days. 118 00:09:45,142 --> 00:09:47,850 Well, nobody is stopping dessert ? 119 00:09:49,558 --> 00:09:53,933 A cigarillo ? I know that you like them after eating. Come on ! 120 00:09:55,850 --> 00:09:58,350 We'll postpone it to tomorrow then ? 121 00:09:58,517 --> 00:10:01,558 Do whatever you want. But I am keeping my word. 122 00:10:01,725 --> 00:10:03,225 Do you need a lighter ? 1225 00:10:03,725 --> 00:10:05,225 No you are right. 123 00:10:05,642 --> 00:10:09,183 We said 15 days, better start immediatly. 124 00:10:10,683 --> 00:10:15,267 Shitty little leftist ! His timing is the worst, I was planning to stop. 125 00:10:15,892 --> 00:10:19,767 Poor idiot ! He's teaching lessons and cannot go to the end ! 126 00:10:19,933 --> 00:10:22,142 Who knows, maybe he resumed already. You'll ask your sister. 127 00:10:22,308 --> 00:10:24,308 Sometimes I wonder what she's doing with a guy like him. 128 00:10:24,475 --> 00:10:26,808 - Fasten your seatbelt. - Little fool ! 129 00:10:26,975 --> 00:10:30,267 - No a big fool ! - I thought it was a joke. 130 00:10:30,433 --> 00:10:34,392 Do I look like I'm kidding? This shitty redneck will not get me on that believe me ! 1305 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:35,392 He better hang on ! 131 00:10:35,725 --> 00:10:39,017 - When I'm decided it's irrevocable. - I admire you my love. 132 00:10:39,183 --> 00:10:42,642 Fascist ! No wonder that one would want to drop bombs! 133 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,892 Will it bother you if I smoke in the car ? 134 00:10:45,058 --> 00:10:47,600 Not at all. Open the window. 135 00:10:48,142 --> 00:10:50,183 Open the window ! 136 00:11:00,558 --> 00:11:02,600 I can not... 137 00:11:04,392 --> 00:11:06,267 I can not... 138 00:11:13,308 --> 00:11:16,225 Honey, have you checked if everything is off ? 139 00:11:18,142 --> 00:11:22,350 - I'm talking to you. Did you turn everything off ? - I didn't turn on anything. 140 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:26,725 - No I turned it all off. - Lay down then. 141 00:11:31,142 --> 00:11:33,892 - Good night. - Good night. 142 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:47,642 One day ! 143 00:11:48,933 --> 00:11:50,475 One day ! 144 00:11:57,892 --> 00:12:00,433 Are you awake already ? Are you okay ? 145 00:12:00,642 --> 00:12:03,350 Me ? I am in full form. No problem. 146 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:07,433 I have prepared your tea, your honey. Some orange juice for your vitamins. 147 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,117 I'm finishing my coffee, I'll take the girl to school and I'm heading to work. 1475 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,517 What are you doing today sweetie ? 148 00:12:12,058 --> 00:12:14,308 I have a rendez vous with Mrs Bricourt. 149 00:12:14,475 --> 00:12:17,392 We have a Christian voluntary friends meeting this morning. 150 00:12:17,558 --> 00:12:19,975 I will take you both with the girl, no problem. 151 00:12:20,142 --> 00:12:23,183 - Are you sure everything is okay ? - Can I entrust you with something ? 152 00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:25,767 - I thought that it would be harder. - What ? 153 00:12:25,933 --> 00:12:29,808 To stop smoking ! I was making it to be all that. Even though I had some weak moments yesterday. 154 00:12:29,975 --> 00:12:32,267 But today it's all over ! Incredible. 155 00:12:32,433 --> 00:12:34,992 How could I have stayed slave to this shit for so long ? 1555 00:12:35,033 --> 00:12:37,392 Well shit... You know what I mean. 156 00:12:37,933 --> 00:12:40,225 Maybe it's because I've been thinking about it for a long time. 157 00:12:40,392 --> 00:12:43,850 I've got to admit it's also thanks to that other joke. I have to give him that. 158 00:12:44,017 --> 00:12:46,892 I wonder if he's up to the task... 159 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:51,183 I'm sure he gave up a long time ago already ! 160 00:12:55,058 --> 00:12:56,892 Are you ready ? 161 00:12:57,100 --> 00:13:01,350 I mean I feel like I'm completely transformed ! I am not the same anymore I can breathe deeply. 162 00:13:01,517 --> 00:13:06,308 My head is clean this morning. Food tastes different, my taste changed. 163 00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:09,350 - When did you stop ? - Yesterday 164 00:13:09,517 --> 00:13:13,392 I can tell you it was a bit hard last night. But this morning it's over ! You should try it, it's easy ! 165 00:13:13,558 --> 00:13:16,100 It's not the same for me, colleague. I'm into the pipe. 166 00:13:16,267 --> 00:13:20,142 Oh hey Gerard ! Do you know what's up ? I stopped smoking ! 167 00:13:20,517 --> 00:13:26,142 Wait I stopped smoking, I am metamorphosed. I am transformed, I am breathing now in the morning. 168 00:13:26,392 --> 00:13:29,850 When I taste it's not the same anymore, Everything is different ! It's incredible I swear. 169 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:33,642 - It was just a bit hard last night. - For me too it was a bit hard. 170 00:13:33,933 --> 00:13:35,392 Really, did you stop smoking ? 171 00:13:35,558 --> 00:13:38,808 No, a student's parent came to me for a "friendly visit". Do you see what I mean ? 172 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:43,975 It's becoming too hard. I can't take it anymore ! 173 00:13:44,142 --> 00:13:47,267 Stop smoking ! You will see, everything will improve ! 174 00:13:47,433 --> 00:13:49,558 I'm not smoking dumbass ! 175 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:55,017 Silence ! Calm down. Mouloud, you deserve the average :10/20. 176 00:13:55,183 --> 00:13:57,808 It's nice, it's formidable... I actually find that very good 1765 00:13:58,013 --> 00:14:01,308 There is a good base I don't get why I only rate it 10. I will give you 13/20 because it's worth it. 177 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:06,142 Sir, you are in such a good mood are you having a date with Claudia Shiffer ? 178 00:14:06,475 --> 00:14:08,058 That's a good one ! 179 00:14:08,225 --> 00:14:13,808 Aziz, keep your remarks for yourself. Thank you ! So Moussa... 6/20. What is that ? 180 00:14:13,975 --> 00:14:16,975 It is too bad. You were off to a good start. The beginning was good. It is on topic. 181 00:14:17,142 --> 00:14:19,275 There even is a good MC Solaar quote. 182 00:14:19,342 --> 00:14:22,642 I don't understand, I'll give you 12/20. You deserve it. 183 00:14:24,725 --> 00:14:28,600 At last, Diouf ! He handed me a blank sheet. Can we know why ? 184 00:14:31,183 --> 00:14:34,767 I have family problems sir. You told me that I am a social case yourself. 185 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:39,350 Diouf, find another excuse. Flip your disc over. 186 00:14:39,558 --> 00:14:41,100 We don't say disc anymore, we say scid. 187 00:14:41,167 --> 00:14:43,017 You are too old fashion sir, discs have only one side today. 1875 00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:45,11 Nobody listens to accordion anymore. 188 00:14:45,183 --> 00:14:48,642 - Diouf you are curling near impertinence. - I'm am simply curly sir. 189 00:14:48,808 --> 00:14:51,183 Enough now, we'll see how a radio station works. 190 00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:53,517 Do you mind if I open the window when I smoke sir ? 191 00:14:55,183 --> 00:14:59,025 Aziz ! Please stay serious and be calm everyone ok ? 192 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,933 What is it ? Is there something wrong ? 193 00:15:05,475 --> 00:15:08,100 I have retches. Like nausea. 194 00:15:08,267 --> 00:15:12,517 It happens between meals. And when I eat, I get very unpleasant expulsions... 195 00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:14,433 I understand, Madame de Luynes. But I think... 196 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:20,058 My son in law, who is osteopath at St Germain en Laye advised me to consume fibers. What do you think about it ? 197 00:15:20,892 --> 00:15:26,433 Since I can't go on the throne anymore, I'm necessarily a bit congested do you see ? 198 00:15:26,683 --> 00:15:30,267 Profexol, Madame de Luynes ! Profexol. With that you'll be set. Profexol. 199 00:15:30,433 --> 00:15:32,642 I'm leaving you with my laboratory assistant. 200 00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:35,683 - Mr Leopold, how are you? - It could be better. 201 00:15:35,850 --> 00:15:38,642 So you are back here ! Apparently it's a bit agitated in your country. 202 00:15:38,808 --> 00:15:42,767 It's not on the prescription but could you give me a Gardomyl box, I am currently a bit nervous. 203 00:15:43,850 --> 00:15:46,892 You know it's not good for you all these anxiolytics, Mr Leopold ! 204 00:15:47,058 --> 00:15:51,433 I know, but since I am not sleeping well, I smoke a lot. And since I want to stop smoking... 205 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:54,575 - Is that so ? That falls well, I stopped ! - Really ? 205 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:58,175 I can tell you there aren't 36 thousand remedies. Only one : Will. 206 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,975 - Oh well ? How long has it been ? - 1 Day... 207 00:16:01,142 --> 00:16:05,683 Will, Mr Leopold ! And it goes against my interest to tell you that. 208 00:16:06,017 --> 00:16:09,308 On top of deepening the social security hole, which will please our ministers. 209 00:16:09,475 --> 00:16:13,892 - What did you add ? Corticosteroids ? - Yes, absolutely. And a strong one ! 210 00:16:14,142 --> 00:16:17,767 Did you read the ordinance ? The doctor precised it clearly, I would pass away with that. 211 00:16:19,517 --> 00:16:22,808 Ah ! If the doctor says so... We'll pass. 212 00:16:27,683 --> 00:16:30,142 - Hello my love ! - Hello baby ! 213 00:16:30,892 --> 00:16:33,975 Look, what do you think about it ? I am in such a good shape it's incredible ! 214 00:16:34,142 --> 00:16:36,408 - When are we eating ? - I have good news. 215 00:16:36,505 --> 00:16:39,267 Yes ? Well that's good timing because I have good news too. 216 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:43,267 Did you know that every cigarette not smoked is 10 minutes of life gained ? 217 00:16:43,433 --> 00:16:48,308 So I calculated that one pack is 3 hours 30 gained a day. 218 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:52,433 Which brings it to 52 days gained after a year, and after 30 years it's 5 extra years ! 219 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,925 That means that instead of dying at 80, I'll die at 85 ! Isn't that extraordinary ? 220 00:16:56,142 --> 00:17:01,058 - How will you do... without me ? - But do you get it ? 221 00:17:01,558 --> 00:17:05,058 Now listen and hang on ! I will be on the cover of TV Zap with Franck Tullio. 222 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:09,100 An exclusive interview ! I have to call Marie-Christine, she'll die of jealousy ! 223 00:17:09,267 --> 00:17:10,975 And who's that Franck ? I don't know him. 224 00:17:11,142 --> 00:17:13,567 Yes you do ! The presenter of "Say it with the heart"! 225 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:18,433 You know, the one who had a 37% market share... among transvestites of over 60 years. 226 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:22,142 - Oh yeah. You mean a future minister of culture. - That's why I will horn in and not miss it. 227 00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:26,433 Oh please, TV Zap is clearly famous for it's corrosive and engaged articles. 228 00:17:26,725 --> 00:17:28,367 I said that I wouldn't miss it ! 229 00:17:28,433 --> 00:17:31,933 Hello ? I'd like to speak to Marie-Christine Schwab please. 230 00:17:32,683 --> 00:17:35,350 I do have to earn a living too. I love you! 231 00:17:35,517 --> 00:17:38,475 Marie-Christine ? It's Victoria ! 232 00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:40,267 Are we eating ? 233 00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:42,850 You should stop playing. 234 00:17:43,017 --> 00:17:45,808 Do you like vegetables? 235 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:52,683 - What does "vegetables" mean? - "Vegetables"? They are vegetables. 236 00:17:53,267 --> 00:17:55,017 Keep reading... 237 00:17:55,183 --> 00:17:58,933 -Do you smoke? What is "smoke"? - Smoke... Keep going ! 238 00:17:59,517 --> 00:18:03,975 -You should stop smoking... to smoke - Enough for tonight. Come on. 239 00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:06,892 - Aren't we finishing ? - No we're not, good night ! 240 00:18:08,017 --> 00:18:11,642 To smoke, smoking... What are they teaching at school ? 241 00:18:13,808 --> 00:18:15,558 Good night, Daddy 242 00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:24,142 Mrs. Bricourt told me about it, she's into fine art you know it. She said there's a magnificent exhibition. 243 00:18:24,433 --> 00:18:27,808 - Is it in the Netherlands? - No, in Holland, in The Hague. 244 00:18:28,142 --> 00:18:29,517 Round trips are cheap. 245 00:18:29,683 --> 00:18:33,850 She said I have to see Vermeer. Some photos are real masterpieces. 246 00:18:34,017 --> 00:18:38,642 - Vermeer is a painter. - Really ? Maybe he's versatile. 247 00:18:40,517 --> 00:18:43,850 - Well, is there any mash left please ? - Did you buy a new watch ? 248 00:18:44,017 --> 00:18:47,642 - Yes, I did. Is there any mash left please ? - But it is not the right time for that. How much ? 249 00:18:47,808 --> 00:18:51,808 - I don't know... 22 grand, something like that. - Phew you really don't save up your hard work ! 250 00:18:51,975 --> 00:18:54,767 Wait ! I knew you would say that. Did you know we saved up ? 251 00:18:54,975 --> 00:18:57,892 - Oh yeah ? - Let's consider the average of one box of cigarettes per day. That's 20 Francs. 252 00:18:58,058 --> 00:19:01,058 That's 140 Francs in one week. 253 00:19:01,225 --> 00:19:03,683 - So after a year, 52 weeks... - 7 280. 254 00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:06,475 Thus a result of 72 800 Francs after 10 years. 255 00:19:06,642 --> 00:19:10,300 Excepting bisextile years... Therefore I could have bought 3 like that and still save up. 2555 00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:12,100 So shut your camembert box. 256 00:19:12,392 --> 00:19:14,808 So is there any mash left? 257 00:19:18,142 --> 00:19:21,475 I'm going to bed, I get up early tomorrow. 258 00:19:21,933 --> 00:19:24,350 Oh, so you are doing an interview on Saturday morning? 259 00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:27,558 I am not a little public servant like you, my love. 260 00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:40,892 I was a big smoker. I completely stopped it's been 3 months, it's very difficult 261 00:19:41,558 --> 00:19:44,767 Physically I feel so much better . 262 00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:48,183 - Somebody smoking next to you, does it bother you ? - It's horrible ! 263 00:19:49,767 --> 00:19:54,100 Madame is the president of the league against tobacco, against smoke... 264 00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:11,933 I am uncompromising sir. 265 00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:14,517 The cigarette in public areas is unsustainable. 266 00:20:14,592 --> 00:20:19,708 - I agree about public places but you go further, even in the street... - Of course in the street yes. 267 00:20:19,775 --> 00:20:22,142 Don't you think you are bothering people...? 268 00:20:31,725 --> 00:20:36,017 You are a smoker... of Havana. 269 00:20:37,558 --> 00:20:41,267 Close to you, far from him. 270 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:47,850 I would like to keep you all life long. 271 00:20:48,808 --> 00:20:51,767 Understand me... Sweetie. 272 00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:53,850 You're just a smoker... 273 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,933 Photographer... 274 00:21:26,225 --> 00:21:28,558 I can't do it... 275 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:14,808 Excuse me. 276 00:22:27,642 --> 00:22:29,267 Dammit ! 277 00:22:32,725 --> 00:22:34,808 - 2 news ! - Next one. 2775 00:22:35,525 --> 00:22:36,808 - Good evening. 278 00:22:37,308 --> 00:22:41,517 I would like a pack of chlorophyll chewing gum filterfree... 279 00:22:41,683 --> 00:22:45,058 - Sugarfree... - 7,90. Here you have it. 280 00:22:46,475 --> 00:22:48,642 - Keep the change. - Next one ! 281 00:22:50,683 --> 00:22:53,642 - A box of Gaulloise and a box of matches please. - 13,90. 282 00:22:54,975 --> 00:22:57,225 - Cigarette paper. - Five francs. 283 00:22:57,725 --> 00:22:59,350 Next. 284 00:22:59,933 --> 00:23:03,767 Two Mars bars, one Bounty and a matchbox ... No, Tic Tac box ! 285 00:23:03,933 --> 00:23:06,558 28,60. Next. 286 00:23:09,350 --> 00:23:12,475 - It's you ! - I was thinking I know this voice. 287 00:23:12,642 --> 00:23:14,092 What are you doing here ? That's funny ! 2875 00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:15,392 How are you ? 288 00:23:16,308 --> 00:23:19,767 - What are you doing here? - Well you know its an old habit... 289 00:23:20,017 --> 00:23:23,683 If I don't have my chewing gum before going to bed, I'm a bit irritable. 290 00:23:23,850 --> 00:23:26,975 Do like me, engage in sports it's relaxing. But it's making me hungry. 291 00:23:27,142 --> 00:23:29,150 - Do you want some? - No thanks. 2915 00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:31,250 Are you going that way ? 292 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,475 Well, to go out it's better yeah. 2925 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,175 Sorry. Go ahead ! 293 00:23:36,975 --> 00:23:40,308 Paris is quite different by night. 294 00:23:40,475 --> 00:23:42,767 It's not the same look. There is night and day, it's different. 295 00:23:42,933 --> 00:23:47,267 Did you also know that apparently telluric waves are coming from the ground ? Very energetic... 296 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:51,433 - Some sort of positive force you know, that pulls... - Yes, I have also read it somewhere. 297 00:23:52,183 --> 00:23:56,142 Well that's also what made Paris become Paris. The capital... 298 00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:01,058 For sure. If we would have put Paris in the place of Soissons... It would have been less Paris. 299 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:06,725 - Certainly. Well it's nice to see you outside of family. - Oh yeah it's very pleasant... 300 00:24:07,183 --> 00:24:09,767 - Do you want a chewing gum ? - No thanks. Are you parked there? 301 00:24:09,933 --> 00:24:13,683 - Oh no I'm parked in front of the tobacco store. So I'll get going, kiss you. - No no I will accompany you... 302 00:24:14,058 --> 00:24:17,892 - No you know, I can... - Yeah, I will accompany you, it is a pleasure. Between us... 303 00:24:18,142 --> 00:24:20,350 We are Family. 304 00:24:22,183 --> 00:24:26,017 - Beautiful car ! Alright see you ! - Where did you park? 305 00:24:26,183 --> 00:24:28,183 - Right over there. - Come in, I'll drop you off. 306 00:24:28,350 --> 00:24:30,442 - Nah I'm just over there... - Just come in, I'll drive you ! 307 00:24:30,517 --> 00:24:33,517 Come on in, we don't see each other every day... 3075 00:24:33,717 --> 00:24:35,517 It's a pleasure you know. 308 00:24:37,683 --> 00:24:39,933 - Where are you parked ? - Right here. 309 00:24:40,583 --> 00:24:42,608 - Well thank you. - You are welcome ! 3095 00:24:42,683 --> 00:24:44,808 - It was nice. - Have a nice trip back ! 310 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,708 - Will you go through the bridge of Neuilly ? - Yes, of course. 3105 00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:50,808 Oh I'll follow you then. 311 00:24:51,183 --> 00:24:53,100 - No, go ahead. - Nah I'm following you. 312 00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:54,975 - Oh okay... 3125 00:24:55,008 --> 00:24:57,975 - Ciao ! - Bye ! 313 00:25:02,225 --> 00:25:05,933 Bastard I'm sure he was about to buy cigarettes... Bye ! 314 00:25:06,850 --> 00:25:09,683 I'm sure he was about to buy cigarettes that bastard... 315 00:25:09,850 --> 00:25:13,142 Professor, there is a revolutionary product that was released to help stop smoking. 316 00:25:13,308 --> 00:25:14,942 Are you talking about homosterone ? 317 00:25:15,008 --> 00:25:20,225 Exactly. It is a female hormone and what's formidable is that we have in the studio the first person 318 00:25:20,392 --> 00:25:22,350 who has tried this product. 319 00:25:22,517 --> 00:25:24,975 Dr Didier, is the use of this product safe ? 320 00:25:25,142 --> 00:25:28,058 Absolutely. But even if it had secondary effects... 321 00:25:28,225 --> 00:25:30,767 Wouldn't it be worth it ? 322 00:25:31,308 --> 00:25:35,183 Well I can tell you that I detoxified in two days ! 323 00:25:36,392 --> 00:25:39,642 In two days... 324 00:25:39,808 --> 00:25:42,725 Two days ! 325 00:25:56,475 --> 00:25:58,058 Two days. 326 00:26:02,767 --> 00:26:04,725 - No, Leave it to me ! Leave it ! - Fine fine. 327 00:26:06,892 --> 00:26:08,767 Excuse me ! 328 00:26:08,933 --> 00:26:10,600 Is he feeling right ? 329 00:26:10,767 --> 00:26:13,392 I don't know, since he stopped smoking he's not under control anymore. 330 00:26:13,933 --> 00:26:16,892 There are tranquilizers for that, he'd better get some... 331 00:26:19,767 --> 00:26:22,142 Dude, are you waiting till tomorrow ? 332 00:26:22,308 --> 00:26:24,017 Yes alright give me 2 seconds. 333 00:26:24,517 --> 00:26:26,558 He's feding me up today... 334 00:26:43,142 --> 00:26:46,183 - So ? - Yes, I'm playing now. 335 00:26:49,058 --> 00:26:51,058 Come on ! 336 00:27:00,308 --> 00:27:02,850 - Are you okay, Madeleine? - Excuse me ! Excuse me... 337 00:27:03,017 --> 00:27:05,975 - Is stopping to smoke puting you in such a state ? - Yes, it's because I stopped smoking... 338 00:27:06,142 --> 00:27:09,850 - Listen there are very good things to help you stop. - Wait I might not be a doctor like you but I'm not stupid. 339 00:27:10,017 --> 00:27:14,567 Is it swollen there ? Another ball hit on the other side and it will look like a guinea pig it will be very pretty ! 340 00:27:15,808 --> 00:27:17,017 What did he say ? 341 00:27:17,267 --> 00:27:22,017 So that's the time you are arriving at ? Bravo ! You could have warned me that we wouldn't eat together... 342 00:27:22,183 --> 00:27:24,892 I was getting concerned. Didn't you take you cell phone ? 343 00:27:25,058 --> 00:27:27,908 What's going on with you ? You fully well knew I had a very important interview ! 344 00:27:27,975 --> 00:27:29,550 With your laughable star ? 345 00:27:29,617 --> 00:27:31,767 You won't make me believe that it took you 6 hours to interview 3455 00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:33,867 a dumbass who must not know more than 3 different words will you ? 346 00:27:33,933 --> 00:27:36,975 Think again, he is much less stupid than people think and very lucid about what he does. 347 00:27:37,142 --> 00:27:39,225 You are the one not knowing what you are doing sweetie ! 348 00:27:39,392 --> 00:27:42,808 Your TV Zap is shit. Your TV is shit. If you keep doing shit like that 349 00:27:42,975 --> 00:27:45,517 I'm all ears ! I'm waiting for the pedagogue's advices. 350 00:27:45,683 --> 00:27:49,183 When someone is teaching three subjects that means he's not able to teach just one. 351 00:27:49,350 --> 00:27:52,142 Oh yeah ? But your playboy can do it all with his ratings and his money right !? 352 00:27:52,308 --> 00:27:56,725 - From tail to head what you are saying doesn't make any sense. - While that guy has a pretty head and a big tail. 353 00:27:57,683 --> 00:28:00,767 How can you be so vulgar, Are you jealous ? 354 00:28:00,933 --> 00:28:05,875 No, I'm not jealous I'm a bit nervous if you didn't notice. And you're really not helping me. 355 00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:10,475 That other one is lucky with your sister. Because your sister might be stupid but at least SHE DOESN'T SMOKE ! 356 00:28:10,767 --> 00:28:14,517 - Is that your problem ? - Yes that's it ! - Then go back to smoking and stop pissing me off ! 357 00:28:15,225 --> 00:28:17,158 What ?! Repeat what you just said ! 3575 00:28:17,225 --> 00:28:18,558 Start smoking again and stop pissing me off ! 358 00:28:18,725 --> 00:28:23,183 What ?! You are the one daring to tell me that ? After the prisoner life you had me go through ? 359 00:28:23,350 --> 00:28:26,767 Don't smoke here, don't smoke now. And that's on top of endless museum visits 360 00:28:26,933 --> 00:28:28,600 without a smoker area... 361 00:28:28,767 --> 00:28:31,350 In the Louvre I had to hide between Osiris and Ramses II. 362 00:28:31,517 --> 00:28:33,100 No not on the chair ! 363 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:37,933 That other one is lucky with your sister, because she smokes at least. She must understand him... 364 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,767 Do you really think he didn't resume my poor man ? 3645 00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:43,767 Why ? Are you aware of something ? Did your sister say something ? 365 00:28:44,308 --> 00:28:48,725 No... Just looking at the state you are in, I can't imagine that human rag not having a setback. 3655 00:28:48,758 --> 00:28:49,725 Take your shoes off ! 366 00:28:49,892 --> 00:28:53,808 You know what you are right ! I caught him at 1 a.m in the tobacco store. If I hadn't been there... 367 00:28:53,975 --> 00:28:58,100 Oh really and what were you doing at 1 a.m at that tobacco store ? 368 00:28:58,392 --> 00:29:01,975 Of course accusations right away ! You are not doing anything to help me ! Nothing ! 369 00:29:02,142 --> 00:29:05,933 How frigid you are ! I mean... Rigid. 370 00:29:07,183 --> 00:29:11,683 It is not like it used to, Bernard. We may have to separate for a while. 371 00:29:12,808 --> 00:29:15,600 Not that straight away... That's not the question. 372 00:29:15,808 --> 00:29:19,517 Why don't we go to marriage therapy ? 373 00:29:20,767 --> 00:29:24,975 Claire wrote an essay about it, Apparently it can work... 374 00:29:25,142 --> 00:29:27,017 Yes... 375 00:29:27,975 --> 00:29:31,100 I love you, you know ? - Yes. 376 00:29:31,267 --> 00:29:34,558 You never say it to me. Why ? 377 00:29:35,433 --> 00:29:37,183 Yeah. 378 00:29:37,475 --> 00:29:39,933 Do you have a reason ? 379 00:29:41,725 --> 00:29:43,350 Yes... 380 00:29:43,517 --> 00:29:46,725 Is there someone else in your life ? 381 00:29:49,350 --> 00:29:50,808 Yes. 382 00:29:53,517 --> 00:29:55,975 - Is there sobody else ?! - Yes, yes. 383 00:29:56,850 --> 00:29:59,392 - Another one ?! - Another what ? 384 00:29:59,933 --> 00:30:03,100 - What are you saying ? - I did not say anything... 385 00:30:03,267 --> 00:30:06,350 Honey, no ! No way. 386 00:30:07,433 --> 00:30:10,100 Bernard do something ! We cannot continue that way. 387 00:30:10,267 --> 00:30:13,142 - It's alright ! - If you don't do it for yourself do it for me. 388 00:30:14,017 --> 00:30:16,558 Yes. I'm going to do something about it, it's alright. 389 00:30:18,558 --> 00:30:20,225 Mommy, what are you reading ? 390 00:30:20,392 --> 00:30:23,683 A novel that Mrs Bricourt recommended to me. 391 00:30:23,850 --> 00:30:29,350 - Have you only read so few pages ? - You are right ! After thought we'll say I'm here. 392 00:30:30,392 --> 00:30:34,933 Here ! I don't understand anything. Sophie sleeps with everybody. First Socrates, then Descartes... 393 00:30:43,933 --> 00:30:45,642 I got this ! 394 00:30:49,642 --> 00:30:52,433 Murielle ? Good evening it's Bernard. 395 00:30:52,683 --> 00:30:56,275 Bernard... Oh Bernard ?! How are you ? 3955 00:30:56,283 --> 00:30:57,475 Good. Is Didier home ? 396 00:30:57,892 --> 00:30:59,933 - Yes, hold on. - Thank you. 397 00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:01,433 Didier ! 398 00:31:03,725 --> 00:31:06,850 It's for you. It's the other one. Bernard ! 399 00:31:08,183 --> 00:31:11,433 If he wants you to lend money, you can't. 400 00:31:12,183 --> 00:31:15,183 - Didier, it's Bernard. - What a nice surprise ! 401 00:31:15,350 --> 00:31:18,225 So I'm calling you... I hope that I'm not bothering ? 402 00:31:18,392 --> 00:31:23,642 No, not at all. I was quietly reading, sitting in my Chesterfield... My armchair ! 403 00:31:23,808 --> 00:31:27,725 It's about our little bet. Do you remember ? 404 00:31:28,267 --> 00:31:31,433 A bet ? What bet ? Oh yes I remember. 405 00:31:32,225 --> 00:31:35,392 I am sorry it completely went out of my mind. 406 00:31:35,558 --> 00:31:38,267 - Are you smoking again? - No, no ! What about you? 407 00:31:38,433 --> 00:31:42,058 No, no. I'm calling you about tomorrow. 408 00:31:42,308 --> 00:31:46,475 It's Sunday, and let's say I would need something to calm me down 409 00:31:46,642 --> 00:31:49,808 and I don't have a prescription. 410 00:31:50,183 --> 00:31:53,767 Well there's no problem helping yourself if you feel fragile, it's normal. 411 00:31:53,933 --> 00:31:56,600 Come to the pharmacy then. I don't know if you... 412 00:31:56,767 --> 00:31:58,850 Make him pay it's no reason ! 413 00:31:59,183 --> 00:32:01,058 - Is 10 a.m ok ? - Yes, 10 a.m that's perfect. 4135 00:32:01,183 --> 00:32:03,558 - Be on time alright ? - I'll be on time. 414 00:32:03,625 --> 00:32:05,267 - See you tomorrow then. - See you tomorrow. 415 00:32:05,433 --> 00:32:06,767 Bye ! 416 00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:10,267 He's breaking down. He's breaking down. He's breaking down sweetheart ! 417 00:32:26,808 --> 00:32:30,892 - Sorry, how long have you been waiting for ? - No, I just got here. 418 00:32:31,058 --> 00:32:34,475 I had to fill the tank of my big car. 419 00:32:34,642 --> 00:32:37,558 - Is yours broken down ? - No I came jogging. 420 00:32:37,725 --> 00:32:40,350 - Can you help me ? - Sure. I'm into jogging a lot. 421 00:32:43,142 --> 00:32:44,767 Stop. That's good. 422 00:32:46,267 --> 00:32:50,433 - So you feel nervous apparently ? - It's not wrong to help yourself. 423 00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:54,142 Give me 2 seconds, the code. 424 00:32:54,308 --> 00:32:58,267 - Apart from that I heard about patches, are they efficient ? - No, I 'd advise against. 425 00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:03,183 I was thinking about you last night, I have a new product... 426 00:33:03,683 --> 00:33:08,392 Babyphytose. A super product. Natural and herbal based. 427 00:33:08,558 --> 00:33:11,642 - Do you know it ? - Yes but don't you have something more... 428 00:33:11,808 --> 00:33:15,808 - But it is natural. - And what about the medicine for stepdad ? 429 00:33:15,975 --> 00:33:19,475 Stabilocardyl? No, no. That would be a disfavor. 430 00:33:19,642 --> 00:33:22,058 You'll feel slowed down, drowsy... 431 00:33:22,225 --> 00:33:24,808 Me this morning for example I took som... I...I advise against. 432 00:33:24,975 --> 00:33:29,642 No it's just to allow me to pass the first steps. Because I decided to completely stop. 433 00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:31,892 Even after next Sunday. 434 00:33:32,933 --> 00:33:37,100 Well yeah you realize I don't need it to get to 2 p.m Sunday. 435 00:33:37,267 --> 00:33:39,558 - 1:38 p.m Sunday. - 1:38 p.m yes. 436 00:33:39,725 --> 00:33:42,975 - Hats off ! That's great... - What about you on the other hand ? 437 00:33:43,933 --> 00:33:47,933 Listen, to be honest I am struggling to remember that I even was a smoker. 438 00:33:48,433 --> 00:33:50,100 Hats off... 439 00:33:52,517 --> 00:33:57,308 Listen, Stabilocardyl ok but I don't have anymore. Maybe I have some left here... 440 00:33:59,100 --> 00:34:00,892 No, all gone ! 441 00:34:01,475 --> 00:34:04,642 Well listen try the Babyphytose, you'll see. Here, I'll give you two packs. 442 00:34:04,892 --> 00:34:06,892 You will see, it's no problem. 443 00:34:07,058 --> 00:34:10,350 Do you need anything else ? A small deodorant? 444 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:14,100 No, no I will only take one. All good. How much do I owe you ? 445 00:34:14,642 --> 00:34:19,100 Are you kidding ? That wouldn't be mutual help. I'm adding it for accounting, you know Murielle... 446 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,392 Ok thank you. 447 00:34:21,558 --> 00:34:24,017 - Bye Bernard ! - Have a good Sunday. 448 00:34:38,350 --> 00:34:41,517 Alas you have left us, for good. 449 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:47,225 And you sinner soul is still burning today, 450 00:34:47,642 --> 00:34:52,017 In hellfire, because you sinned, Didier ! 451 00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:54,183 Because you resumed smoking, and you are smoking again ! 4515 00:34:54,283 --> 00:34:55,683 And you like it, cheater ! 452 00:34:55,850 --> 00:34:57,417 You like smoking huh ? 452 00:34:57,550 --> 00:34:59,017 You like it, cheater ! CHEATER !! 453 00:35:19,350 --> 00:35:21,267 I'm not going to give you back the exams. There is no point ! 4535 00:35:21,350 --> 00:35:23,067 Everyone got 0/20, they're all a bunch of wipers ! 454 00:35:23,142 --> 00:35:26,058 That will teach you that in life, nothing is acquired in advance. 455 00:35:26,183 --> 00:35:29,558 So now everybody take your stuff out ! And you Aziz kindly put out your cigarette please ! 456 00:35:29,725 --> 00:35:32,767 - What does kindly mean sir ? - It's the opposite of that ! Ok ? 457 00:35:32,933 --> 00:35:35,433 So ? You don't want to take your stuff out ? 458 00:35:36,142 --> 00:35:40,433 Interrogation now ! To the board ! I said no caps in the classroom ! 459 00:35:40,850 --> 00:35:42,717 Let's go, to the board randomly... 4595 00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:47,017 Camel ! No ! Not Kamel... Mouloud ! 460 00:35:47,350 --> 00:35:49,892 Unless it was suppositories that gave me diarrhea. 461 00:35:50,058 --> 00:35:52,058 But I didn't use the throne this morning yet... 462 00:35:52,225 --> 00:35:56,308 - Nobody cares oldie. - So I'm congested, I'm bloated. It's very unpleasant ! 463 00:35:56,475 --> 00:35:59,975 - What can we do about it ? - Fart a bit, you'll feel better. 464 00:36:00,142 --> 00:36:03,850 - Excuse me ? - You... Can you repeat please ? I don't get it. 465 00:36:04,017 --> 00:36:06,975 I'm bloated... I can't put a skirt on, it's terri... 466 00:36:07,142 --> 00:36:10,225 Wait ! I'll see what I can do for you Madame de Luynes. I'll see... 467 00:36:13,933 --> 00:36:16,892 Are you talking to me ?! Are you talking to me ? 468 00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:21,517 Am, stram, gram, Pic et pic et colégram. 469 00:36:22,100 --> 00:36:23,725 Are you talking to me ?! 470 00:36:23,892 --> 00:36:26,017 Here's something that can't do you wrong Madame de Luynes. 471 00:36:26,183 --> 00:36:28,725 Please take care of Madame de Luynes! 472 00:36:29,350 --> 00:36:31,558 Why did he give me condoms ? 473 00:36:31,725 --> 00:36:34,683 What do you want me to go to these stupid cocktails for ? 474 00:36:34,850 --> 00:36:37,600 You could get interested a bit in what I'm doing too. 475 00:36:37,767 --> 00:36:39,433 - Ouch fuck ! - Did you hurt yourself ? 476 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:43,517 I'm tired of making efforts, always efforts. Middle school, students, exams... 477 00:36:43,683 --> 00:36:46,933 It hurts... Are you going to sleep like that ? 478 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:52,350 No, no. It's said 10-20 minutes but I think I'll do one hour to have an effect. 480 00:36:52,417 --> 00:36:55,767 For an hour you can't smoke or you'll prick yourself is that it ? 481 00:36:55,933 --> 00:36:58,100 No not in the bedroom ! 482 00:36:58,475 --> 00:37:01,392 You must have added one too many on the nerve that makes one stupid ! 483 00:37:15,975 --> 00:37:18,683 Hey ! What are you doing here ? 484 00:37:35,892 --> 00:37:38,975 I was just peeing a bit. 485 00:37:41,975 --> 00:37:43,808 I didn't restart smoking... 486 00:37:44,475 --> 00:37:46,225 I didn't ! 487 00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:51,308 Excuse me, do you have a light please ? Do you have a light ? 488 00:37:52,350 --> 00:37:55,100 Sorry, I'm your neighbor. 489 00:37:55,308 --> 00:37:59,017 Since I can't... smoke in the bedroom. 490 00:37:59,850 --> 00:38:03,308 No, I didn't touch anything, I didn't do anything ! No, I didn't restart smoking ! 491 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,767 I didn't smoke again ! 492 00:38:08,267 --> 00:38:09,725 It's not me ! 493 00:38:13,850 --> 00:38:15,683 15 Days. 494 00:38:15,850 --> 00:38:18,267 - Happy Mother's day Mom ! - Oh, how nice ! 495 00:38:18,433 --> 00:38:23,183 Happy Mother's day ! Grandma. Is the Valda pastilles vendor there ? Has he arrived ? 496 00:38:24,808 --> 00:38:26,892 - We were waiting for you around noon. - Hello stepdad ! How are you ? 497 00:38:27,058 --> 00:38:30,142 - It's eleven o'clock ? - Yes, we are really early. 4975 00:38:30,158 --> 00:38:31,342 That's what I'm telling you for the last hour... 498 00:38:31,558 --> 00:38:35,600 An hour ago, I thought it was eleven but it's no big deal, eleven is ok too. 499 00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:40,017 - That way I'll see you a bit longer for once. - A little aperitif ? 500 00:38:40,308 --> 00:38:42,683 No, I'll rather make myself a coffee. 501 00:38:44,642 --> 00:38:47,683 Can I open the peanuts pack ? 502 00:38:48,850 --> 00:38:52,433 At what time Valda pastilles vendors usually arrive ? 503 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,267 Happy Mother's day Mom. 504 00:39:03,058 --> 00:39:05,267 Happy Mother's day Mom. 505 00:39:05,475 --> 00:39:07,850 Happy Mother's day to all moms. 506 00:39:08,017 --> 00:39:11,183 My dear husband had the good idea of taking care of the flowers yesterday. 507 00:39:11,350 --> 00:39:13,267 As a result we didn't have them this morning. 508 00:39:13,433 --> 00:39:17,267 And to find an open florist in your communist neighborhood, 509 00:39:17,433 --> 00:39:19,892 it's like searching a needle in a haystack. 510 00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:23,183 So we went over to the park and here's the result... 511 00:39:23,517 --> 00:39:26,142 - Happy Mother's day Mom ! - It's not a big deal... 512 00:39:26,308 --> 00:39:29,933 - That's what I told her. It's the thought that counts. - Exactly. 513 00:39:30,892 --> 00:39:35,183 Murielle... Your flowers are beautiful ! And they are perfumed... 514 00:39:35,350 --> 00:39:37,808 No ! We didn't re-fume ! 515 00:39:39,058 --> 00:39:41,100 I didn't resume smoking... 516 00:39:41,267 --> 00:39:45,225 Anyway, this week your father made me a beautiful gift... 517 00:39:45,683 --> 00:39:47,350 Really ? What ? 518 00:39:47,517 --> 00:39:49,975 I'm done with cigarettes forever. 519 00:39:50,142 --> 00:39:51,892 Hats off dad ! 520 00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:54,517 No kidding... 521 00:39:54,683 --> 00:39:57,725 Let's not waste time, dad. It's almost two ! 522 00:39:58,475 --> 00:40:01,600 Your medication... Do you have any more ? 523 00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:05,225 Oh the medication. I took some just for you. Huh... None left. 524 00:40:05,475 --> 00:40:08,142 - Forget it. - I'll get more. 525 00:40:11,392 --> 00:40:15,350 - Happy Mother's day Mom ! - Thanks, that's cute but we'll eat first I'll unpack it later. 526 00:40:16,183 --> 00:40:18,642 Are you crazy ? Unpack it right now. 527 00:40:18,808 --> 00:40:20,683 Yes, we are waiting ! 528 00:40:22,683 --> 00:40:26,225 Oh what a nice day ! Why so much happiness ? 529 00:40:26,392 --> 00:40:30,017 But it's Mother's day ! And it's my favorite day. 530 00:40:30,183 --> 00:40:34,142 And my mommy even though your nose is all white... 531 00:40:34,308 --> 00:40:37,892 And that mine is chocolate... 532 00:40:38,058 --> 00:40:41,142 She will always be the most beautiful of moms ! 533 00:40:41,308 --> 00:40:43,517 Bravo, Elodie ! 534 00:40:45,808 --> 00:40:49,017 Thanks, it was perfect ! Very beautiful sweetie ! 535 00:40:50,267 --> 00:40:54,892 Bravo Elodie, I can tell you your mom didn't write me as nice ones. 536 00:40:56,683 --> 00:40:58,975 Bravo, my daughter ! Very pretty ! 537 00:40:59,392 --> 00:41:02,600 Nice Victor Hugo my niece ! 538 00:41:03,517 --> 00:41:06,767 By the way, do you know what time it is exactly stepdaddy ? 539 00:41:09,142 --> 00:41:10,933 2 minus 20. 540 00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:14,808 - So that's it we passed it. - By two minutes even ! 541 00:41:15,225 --> 00:41:17,558 Congratulations dear Bernard ! 542 00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:21,517 - Your behaviour is perfectly immature ! - Don't start it Ms I know it all. 543 00:41:21,683 --> 00:41:24,558 Open your eyes ! You are not showing affection to Elodie ! 544 00:41:24,725 --> 00:41:28,392 No affection really ? Who is getting her at violin classes ? And who is taking her to the swimming pool ? You maybe ? 545 00:41:29,142 --> 00:41:32,808 I say, let's smoke one to celebrate it and then it's over. We forget about it. 546 00:41:32,975 --> 00:41:37,517 One little cigarette ? I have nothing against it... 547 00:41:38,475 --> 00:41:41,933 Stepdaddy ? Do you have a cigarette or two left, to celebrate it ? 548 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:44,517 No sorry, I threw everything away. 549 00:41:45,225 --> 00:41:49,392 - What about cigarillos, them too ? - Cigarillos too, everything. 550 00:41:51,017 --> 00:41:52,850 - Victoria. - Baby ? 551 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:57,017 Since you know better how to take care of a child, then go ahead, make one since you can do it... 552 00:41:57,392 --> 00:41:59,933 - The thing is you will never ! - Oh really ? Why is that ? 553 00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:04,267 - Because you're selfish ! Egoistical ! - Selfish ?! I must be dreaming ! 554 00:42:05,183 --> 00:42:08,892 - Honey, give me a cigarette. - I don't have any left it was the last one, you should have let me buy more ! 555 00:42:09,058 --> 00:42:12,642 - Change your tone ! - 15 days without smoking, we have the right to celebrate it... 556 00:42:12,850 --> 00:42:17,350 I am selfish ? You are ! You never share, always incapable to give. 557 00:42:17,517 --> 00:42:20,017 You were always the one dad and mom gave everything to. 558 00:42:20,183 --> 00:42:22,933 - Victoria, I don't like it when you say silly things like that... - Isn't that true, mom ? 559 00:42:23,267 --> 00:42:25,975 I know where there is an open tobacco store. 560 00:42:26,183 --> 00:42:27,392 We'll be right back ! 561 00:42:27,558 --> 00:42:29,225 Did you look at yourself ? 562 00:42:29,392 --> 00:42:31,642 What a delirium ! I must be hallucinating. 563 00:42:31,808 --> 00:42:35,058 - Was I paid useless journalist studies like you ? - Useless ?! 564 00:42:35,225 --> 00:42:37,142 Sweetie, the keys ! 565 00:42:37,308 --> 00:42:38,892 You never were interested in what I was doing. 566 00:42:39,017 --> 00:42:42,058 - And I didn't ask for money to mom and dad ! - What ? 567 00:42:42,433 --> 00:42:45,850 Yeah cause your sucker husband never could have bought that pharmacy ! 568 00:42:46,017 --> 00:42:49,517 - The sucker just wants the keys. - I repaid everything to dad I don't owe anything anymore. 569 00:42:49,683 --> 00:42:51,600 Girls, enough ! 5695 00:42:51,683 --> 00:42:52,700 Girls, enough ! 570 00:42:52,808 --> 00:42:56,475 - Mom, she's saying that but she was the one spoiled ! - Give me an example among others ! 5705 00:42:56,508 --> 00:42:57,275 We don't care ! 571 00:42:57,392 --> 00:43:01,225 And the muslin dress Mrs Marie sewn for us both ? 572 00:43:01,392 --> 00:43:04,642 - Oh no not that again ?! - She always lended it to Dominique Baud but never to me ! 573 00:43:04,717 --> 00:43:07,142 Never to me ! That you see.. I will never forget ! 574 00:43:07,308 --> 00:43:10,308 Don't worry I'll offer you Pocahontas' gear... The keys ! 575 00:43:10,475 --> 00:43:13,950 What about the horse riding club ? For a year, she was allowed to ride horses at the club in Garches, but not me ! 5755 00:43:14,075 --> 00:43:14,650 That's bad ! 576 00:43:14,725 --> 00:43:18,308 She even made herself be called Mrs Rami because Ramirez didn't sound chic enough ! 5765 00:43:18,425 --> 00:43:19,308 Aren't you ashamed in front of dad ? 577 00:43:19,350 --> 00:43:23,392 - Conchita, the Mercedes keys! Conchita ! - Mum didn't have me go to ballet classes unlike you. 578 00:43:23,558 --> 00:43:27,475 - It's different, you weren't gifted for ballet ! - And for horse riding you weren't gifted either ! 579 00:43:27,642 --> 00:43:31,433 And to think that you put plasticine in my hair, on my communion's day... 580 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:34,767 My baby comforter... Who torn apart my baby comforter ? 581 00:43:36,642 --> 00:43:38,892 My darlings... 582 00:43:41,267 --> 00:43:45,350 - Now serious things... - We want to buy cigarettes ! 583 00:43:45,517 --> 00:43:48,433 Leave us alone with your shit ! Disappear, get lost ! 584 00:43:49,183 --> 00:43:52,975 - Go get help somewhere else. - No but... - No ! Don't touch me! 585 00:43:53,142 --> 00:43:56,642 Do you really think I didn't catch you picking from my packs ? 586 00:43:57,100 --> 00:43:59,058 - CHEATER ! - NO ! 587 00:43:59,225 --> 00:44:02,433 And that other one, smoking hidden in the toilets... Pathetic pussy ! 588 00:44:02,933 --> 00:44:07,017 - Who told you that ? Sweetie, who told you that ? - My husband is just a pussy... 589 00:44:07,183 --> 00:44:09,475 - No, don't say that. - It is true. 590 00:44:09,642 --> 00:44:13,642 - Sweetie, who told you that ?! - You are a pussy ! 591 00:44:13,808 --> 00:44:15,642 Elodie, come here ! 592 00:44:16,058 --> 00:44:18,767 Hurry up ! Grandpa feels faint. 593 00:44:22,308 --> 00:44:24,475 I don't know what is going on with him. 594 00:44:26,975 --> 00:44:29,017 Dad ! Are you ok ? 595 00:44:29,183 --> 00:44:32,642 I'm ok, just a slight vertigo. Don't worry about it. 596 00:44:33,308 --> 00:44:36,308 - Let's go to the table. - We'll have to inform the doctor about it. 597 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,558 I know... Everyone needs a good doctor. 598 00:44:40,142 --> 00:44:44,183 - Dad's medicine ? - I'm out because... 599 00:44:44,350 --> 00:44:47,225 We'll go get some. The keys... 600 00:44:49,308 --> 00:44:51,642 Here are your keys. And hurry up ! 601 00:44:55,308 --> 00:44:59,142 Why did I hit rock bottom ? Why did I touch the abyss ? 602 00:45:00,350 --> 00:45:03,308 Before answering this question, you have to accept. 603 00:45:03,475 --> 00:45:07,517 Your keyword is : acceptation. That goes for you too. 604 00:45:08,767 --> 00:45:13,100 If you want to get rid of the problem, you have to go through acceptation of the problem. 605 00:45:13,267 --> 00:45:16,933 Yes, I was a smoker. Yes, I was mediocre. 606 00:45:17,100 --> 00:45:20,183 Yes, I was pathetic, I was a rag, a less than nothing. 607 00:45:20,350 --> 00:45:23,433 But I want to recover, because I want to do better. 608 00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:25,975 Release you positive energies, 609 00:45:26,042 --> 00:45:31,808 To get rid of this yoke of self guilt which jams the cogs of your initiatory path. 610 00:45:32,975 --> 00:45:36,017 Before working on group sensory activities, 611 00:45:36,183 --> 00:45:39,683 I'll ask you to welcome three new participants. 612 00:45:39,850 --> 00:45:42,308 - Your name ? - Jean Paul. 613 00:45:43,100 --> 00:45:47,683 Bravo Jean-Paul, you've made the right choice. With us, you will forget the slave you are. 614 00:45:48,058 --> 00:45:49,475 And you ? 615 00:45:49,642 --> 00:45:51,433 - Bernard. - Didier. 616 00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,933 - I didn't hear it. - Didier. 617 00:45:54,100 --> 00:45:55,558 Bravo guys ! 618 00:45:55,625 --> 00:46:01,017 Don't forget the three promises : Never ! I swear ! Am I going to do it again ! 619 00:46:02,017 --> 00:46:05,433 Let's start with this week's blamatory encouragement. 620 00:46:07,267 --> 00:46:11,517 Tobacco is taboo, we will all get through ! 621 00:46:11,683 --> 00:46:15,642 Tobacco is taboo, we will all get through ! 622 00:46:16,392 --> 00:46:17,850 Your turn, Gilbert. 623 00:46:18,017 --> 00:46:22,225 I'd say that I successfully managed to integrate... 624 00:46:22,392 --> 00:46:24,475 and to canalize my pulsions. 625 00:46:24,850 --> 00:46:31,558 Globally flawless. Ranking 0.2 on the desire scale. 626 00:46:38,767 --> 00:46:42,517 I wish you all to have the same success as Gilbert. 627 00:46:43,350 --> 00:46:45,392 Your turn, Andre. 628 00:46:47,142 --> 00:46:51,392 I think that I've managed to avoid some basic pitfalls : coffee, aperitif. 629 00:46:52,225 --> 00:46:54,600 That's all. Things went well. 630 00:46:54,767 --> 00:46:57,600 - Is that all ? - That's all... 631 00:46:57,767 --> 00:47:01,100 I got offered a cigarette, I refused it. 632 00:47:02,642 --> 00:47:05,767 - Did you refuse it ? - Yea. 633 00:47:06,808 --> 00:47:10,433 One puff... I had one damn puff... 634 00:47:19,350 --> 00:47:23,600 Tobacco is taboo, we will all get through ! 635 00:47:23,767 --> 00:47:28,225 Tobacco is taboo, we will all get through ! 636 00:47:41,350 --> 00:47:42,808 Good ! 637 00:47:43,767 --> 00:47:45,267 Good ! 638 00:47:46,183 --> 00:47:47,683 Not good ! 639 00:47:48,683 --> 00:47:49,933 Good ! 640 00:47:50,933 --> 00:47:52,433 Not good ! 641 00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:54,933 Good ! 642 00:47:56,142 --> 00:47:57,433 Good ! 643 00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,850 Not good ! The guy is smoking in the rearview mirror... 644 00:48:03,433 --> 00:48:07,475 Next one ! We don't like cigarette, so we break its head ! 645 00:48:08,183 --> 00:48:09,933 Get out of my way ! 646 00:48:10,725 --> 00:48:12,183 Not good ! 647 00:48:13,017 --> 00:48:14,350 Good ! 648 00:48:15,558 --> 00:48:17,100 Not good ! 649 00:48:18,308 --> 00:48:21,350 - Good ! ...with moderation ! 650 00:48:23,517 --> 00:48:25,683 Pay attention to the exercice. 651 00:48:25,850 --> 00:48:29,183 - Would you like a cigarette ? - No, not good ! 652 00:48:29,933 --> 00:48:31,142 Not good ! 653 00:48:31,308 --> 00:48:34,892 - Would you like a cigarette? - No, not good ! 654 00:48:35,392 --> 00:48:36,975 Not good ! 655 00:48:47,558 --> 00:48:50,308 You need to melt that down ! 656 00:49:04,933 --> 00:49:07,017 No everything's alright. 657 00:49:08,100 --> 00:49:10,642 Big efforts yes. 658 00:49:27,475 --> 00:49:29,642 Have a good day. 659 00:49:30,392 --> 00:49:31,808 Not good ! 660 00:49:32,517 --> 00:49:33,933 Not good ! 661 00:49:34,892 --> 00:49:36,392 Not good ! 662 00:49:37,350 --> 00:49:38,767 Good ! 663 00:49:39,725 --> 00:49:41,892 Good... 664 00:49:43,183 --> 00:49:45,350 Good... 665 00:49:49,892 --> 00:49:53,392 Welcome ! Are you here to forget about the cigarette ? 666 00:49:53,558 --> 00:49:56,825 - Didier, Bernard. - Philippe, Maurice. 6665 00:49:57,558 --> 00:49:59,225 ...Maurice, Philippe ! 667 00:49:59,975 --> 00:50:01,600 Not good ! 668 00:50:01,767 --> 00:50:03,558 Good ! 669 00:50:03,725 --> 00:50:05,517 Not good ! 670 00:50:05,683 --> 00:50:07,642 Good ! 671 00:50:07,808 --> 00:50:09,558 Not good ! 672 00:50:09,725 --> 00:50:11,850 - Repeat ! - No I am not shit ! 673 00:50:12,017 --> 00:50:13,475 - Who smokes cigarettes ? - People with regrets ! 6735 00:50:13,517 --> 00:50:15,575 - Are you a pussy ? - No I'm not a pussy ! 674 00:50:15,642 --> 00:50:17,267 - I didn't hear you ! - I am not a pussy ! 675 00:50:17,392 --> 00:50:18,533 - Smokes, who takes smokes ? - It's for jokes ! 6755 00:50:18,592 --> 00:50:20,433 - Are you a joke ? - No I'm not a joke ! 676 00:50:21,017 --> 00:50:23,267 Before leaving, don't forget... 677 00:50:23,433 --> 00:50:26,850 Tobacco is taboo, we will all get through ! 678 00:50:31,267 --> 00:50:33,433 78 Days ! 679 00:50:34,558 --> 00:50:36,517 Honey, are you home ? 680 00:50:45,475 --> 00:50:49,558 "Tobacco is taboo, we will all get through !" 681 00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:05,058 Are you ok honey ? Did you see ? We are working hard with Didier ! We will make it! 682 00:51:05,642 --> 00:51:07,767 Is there a problem ? 683 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,808 And there you go. 684 00:51:20,892 --> 00:51:24,600 Tobacco is taboo, we will all get through ! 685 00:51:28,558 --> 00:51:30,225 It wasn't me. 686 00:51:31,558 --> 00:51:33,142 Good evening. 687 00:51:34,017 --> 00:51:35,517 Go ahead. 688 00:51:48,433 --> 00:51:51,350 - A cigarette ? - No thanks ! 689 00:51:52,808 --> 00:51:54,225 Good evening ! 690 00:51:54,392 --> 00:51:57,725 Did you see those earrings ? I went to the store you told me about and I bought the same ones. 691 00:51:57,892 --> 00:52:01,267 Cédric, the photographer friend. My sister Murielle and her husband. 692 00:52:01,433 --> 00:52:04,058 Good evening. Good evening. I'm leaving... 693 00:52:05,642 --> 00:52:08,350 Nice man... Where's Bernard ? 694 00:52:08,517 --> 00:52:10,100 I'm hungry ! 695 00:52:10,850 --> 00:52:13,267 No, certainly not ! I stopped. 696 00:52:14,058 --> 00:52:17,600 - Where are you teaching ? At the Sorbonne ? - No, at Jean-Jaures ! 697 00:52:18,767 --> 00:52:23,350 I'm kidding. I teach in a suburb middle school, Jean Jaures, for 9th grades. 698 00:52:23,558 --> 00:52:27,558 Ah the suburbs ? That's interesting. It's topical. Aren't students too hateful ? 699 00:52:27,725 --> 00:52:30,433 - Excuse me ? - Aren't students too hateful ? 700 00:52:31,392 --> 00:52:34,267 - Thank you. - No I would like a glass of water. 701 00:52:34,392 --> 00:52:36,142 At the buffet, sir. 702 00:52:36,308 --> 00:52:39,433 You should have taken one, it's free ! 703 00:52:39,467 --> 00:52:43,475 - Look ! It's Bernard Lhermitte ! (hermit crab) - Thierry Lhermitte... 704 00:52:43,642 --> 00:52:47,183 - Come with me ! - I'm going to the buffet. 705 00:52:48,225 --> 00:52:50,308 Honey, here I am! 706 00:52:50,767 --> 00:52:54,517 Let me introduce my boyfriend, Bernard... Oh Franck ! 707 00:52:58,975 --> 00:53:00,808 How are you doing ? 708 00:53:01,975 --> 00:53:05,142 Marie-France Chazaud, my press officer. 709 00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:09,683 Delicious ! How do you call it in French ? 710 00:53:10,058 --> 00:53:13,100 - Petits fours. - Petits fours ? Alright. 711 00:53:13,517 --> 00:53:16,225 Michael is my name. And you ? 712 00:53:16,517 --> 00:53:18,600 I am Michael. And you? 713 00:53:18,767 --> 00:53:20,933 I'm I hate your face. 714 00:53:21,100 --> 00:53:22,175 I hate your face... 714 00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:25,975 I hate your face... That's cool. Ok I hate your face, have a nice evening. 715 00:53:27,517 --> 00:53:30,600 Can I have a glass of water please ? It's for my skinny quick. 716 00:53:31,058 --> 00:53:34,600 Oh Bernard ! I managed to get an autograph of Bernard Lhermitte ! 717 00:53:35,225 --> 00:53:38,933 Yeah, in a crab basket it's normal. There's another crustacean over there, Franck Tullio if you want. 718 00:53:39,100 --> 00:53:42,975 Seriously ? Victoria told me he's formidable ! I'm going there. 719 00:53:44,808 --> 00:53:47,975 No, no alcohol, thanks. Wait, I'll just have that. 720 00:53:51,642 --> 00:53:55,517 No alcohol at all, I just need a spoon for... Thanks! 721 00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:58,558 Excuse me ! 723 00:54:01,975 --> 00:54:05,100 - Are you not a producer? - No I'm not. 724 00:54:05,267 --> 00:54:09,100 I'm a pharmacist, in the 16th district... 725 00:54:11,017 --> 00:54:13,725 I'll get some of that whiskey. 726 00:54:14,683 --> 00:54:17,892 - This is my sister Murielle. - Hello. 727 00:54:18,017 --> 00:54:21,392 - I'm delighted. - She doesn't dare ask but I think she would like your autograph. 728 00:54:21,558 --> 00:54:25,058 Well be warned, it's 100 Francs for an autograph. 729 00:54:27,558 --> 00:54:31,725 Well no, it's free... If she lets me make love with her sister. 730 00:54:33,683 --> 00:54:37,267 I have something way better than your napkin. Look ! 731 00:54:37,433 --> 00:54:39,683 - Isn't it nice ? - It is. 732 00:54:39,850 --> 00:54:43,183 - I've been looking for you for two hours. - I was looking for you too. 733 00:54:43,350 --> 00:54:46,142 - You got alcohol ? - Yes, champagne. 734 00:54:46,308 --> 00:54:47,975 Please can I get a glass ? 735 00:54:48,142 --> 00:54:50,725 It's incredible how much you look alike ! 736 00:54:50,892 --> 00:54:54,433 It's true, moreover we have the same earrings, the same lipstick. 737 00:54:56,475 --> 00:54:59,308 I'm going to break that big jerk's face ! 738 00:54:59,642 --> 00:55:03,225 - What are you saying ? - I'm going to break that little jerk's face. 739 00:55:03,392 --> 00:55:06,183 Who is that ? I don't know him. If I can be of service to you... 740 00:55:06,350 --> 00:55:09,392 A little shit who has no diploma but earns 50x more than you. 741 00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:13,017 Excuse me. 742 00:55:13,183 --> 00:55:16,058 - What is your name? - Murielle. - To Murielle... 743 00:55:16,933 --> 00:55:20,225 Who's more beautiful than Isabelle ! 744 00:55:22,767 --> 00:55:26,225 - Cigarette, not good ! - Hi everyone. 745 00:55:26,725 --> 00:55:29,517 Franck, here's my boyfriend. 746 00:55:30,558 --> 00:55:34,767 Bernard. Just a small teacher in a deprived suburb. 747 00:55:34,933 --> 00:55:38,433 Franck, small presenter of "Say it with the heart" 748 00:55:38,808 --> 00:55:42,183 I don't frankly want to say it with my heart, you see ? 749 00:55:42,350 --> 00:55:44,725 Bernard is not watching TV. 750 00:55:44,892 --> 00:55:48,767 No let's say that I choose my TV programs, it's different I don't watch whatever ! 751 00:55:49,100 --> 00:55:51,975 I agree with you, out of all programs mine is the one I watch the least. 752 00:55:53,975 --> 00:55:56,975 That's no excuse, nobody likes to eat its own shit. 753 00:55:57,142 --> 00:55:59,933 - Enough, are you crazy ? - What ? I'm speaking to him. 754 00:56:00,100 --> 00:56:03,933 Let me introduce myself, Didier Pharmacenberg, film producer. 755 00:56:04,100 --> 00:56:05,767 What did you produce ? 756 00:56:05,933 --> 00:56:09,725 "Fuck me through all 6 holes", and "Come get whipped dirty bitch". 757 00:56:09,892 --> 00:56:12,517 On that topic, I have a part for you. 758 00:56:12,892 --> 00:56:16,100 Am I not allowed to get an autograph ? Is it because I'm less sexy than my wife ? 759 00:56:16,267 --> 00:56:19,350 - Stop it, you are miserable ! Did you drink ? - No, I didn't drink ! I've seen everything ! 760 00:56:19,517 --> 00:56:23,725 Leave my friend alone ! Leave us alone ! That's ok, we're leaving. 761 00:56:24,308 --> 00:56:26,667 I don't care anyway I'm leaving, I don't want to see you anymore ! 7615 00:56:26,708 --> 00:56:29,667 You can get screwed by all the fags in the show business but I don't want to see you again ! 762 00:56:29,975 --> 00:56:32,767 - Didier, come here. - Don't come near me, bitch ! 763 00:56:32,833 --> 00:56:35,892 I'll tell you... Cigarette, not good ! 7635 00:56:35,933 --> 00:56:38,692 Not good I said ! That between us it's over, do you understand ? 764 00:56:39,017 --> 00:56:41,267 - A cigarette ? - No ! Not good ! 765 00:56:44,808 --> 00:56:48,267 Tobacco is taboo, we will all get through ! 766 00:56:48,433 --> 00:56:51,017 - Watch out ! - Don't worry ! 767 00:57:01,975 --> 00:57:03,725 Here it is. 768 00:57:13,892 --> 00:57:17,892 Good evening. Excuse us, but we got into trouble. We were caught short. 769 00:57:18,767 --> 00:57:23,100 Would you mind hosting us for the night please ? 770 00:57:25,225 --> 00:57:30,017 Bravo ! We will bring them all down ! All together and against all ! 771 00:57:32,392 --> 00:57:35,350 Tobacco is taboo, we will all get through ! 772 00:57:36,058 --> 00:57:37,975 Thanks, that's very nice of you. 773 00:57:40,308 --> 00:57:43,808 That's rule number one : you need me, I'm there for you. 774 00:57:49,308 --> 00:57:53,225 Baltazar, lie down ! Sit down, you look exhausted. 775 00:57:54,517 --> 00:57:56,975 - We are sorry. - Don't be. 776 00:57:57,142 --> 00:57:59,517 No fuss. Sit down. 777 00:58:00,975 --> 00:58:05,850 Well, actually it's not a bad thing. This way we'll go all together to the competition tomorrow. 778 00:58:07,517 --> 00:58:08,808 The competition ? 779 00:58:08,975 --> 00:58:12,058 The apnea competition, at the Saint-Maur swimming pool. 780 00:58:12,725 --> 00:58:17,975 I ended up 3rd place last year. 1 minute 26 seconds ! That's something... 781 00:58:19,433 --> 00:58:22,933 Bravo ! What about sleeping ? 782 00:58:24,225 --> 00:58:26,600 Don't worry, we will figure out something. 783 00:58:26,767 --> 00:58:30,100 What I wish you to win is this one. 784 00:58:31,808 --> 00:58:36,225 Golden lungs ! Years 84-94 ! 785 00:58:37,225 --> 00:58:41,850 10 years of seniority. But for this one, you'll have to hang on tight... 786 00:58:42,975 --> 00:58:46,058 Bravo, but how do to... 787 00:58:46,267 --> 00:58:49,267 You have to be motivated, like with everything. 788 00:58:49,392 --> 00:58:51,975 Me, it's thanks to my daughter. 789 00:58:52,100 --> 00:58:55,475 She was only twelve years old, She got sick... 790 00:58:56,308 --> 00:59:00,017 So I decided that if she heals, I'll stop smoking. 791 00:59:01,350 --> 00:59:04,225 - So ? - She healed. 792 00:59:07,725 --> 00:59:12,808 Later she left, she got married... She lives somewhere else. 793 00:59:13,433 --> 00:59:15,183 But where...? 794 00:59:15,350 --> 00:59:18,475 In Rocheville, ten kilometers from Valenciennes. 795 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:25,433 - Where are we going to sleep? - Do I bore you with my stories ? 796 00:59:26,267 --> 00:59:28,183 Not at all ! 797 00:59:28,350 --> 00:59:31,350 You'll sleep in the bedroom, my wife's and mine's. 798 00:59:31,517 --> 00:59:33,850 Oh no we don't want to bother you. 799 00:59:34,017 --> 00:59:37,767 You won't bother her, she's dead. 800 00:59:38,392 --> 00:59:41,100 It will be five years in October. 801 00:59:41,308 --> 00:59:45,267 She was an amazing woman, but she was smoking too much... 802 00:59:45,392 --> 00:59:49,558 It's when she stopped living that she stopped smoking. 803 00:59:50,308 --> 00:59:53,767 - Did the cigarettes kill her ? - Yes and no. 804 00:59:54,725 --> 00:59:58,017 She was ran over by a SEITA truck. (Tobacco and matches industrial exploitation company) 805 01:00:00,142 --> 01:00:03,100 So tomorrow I'll wake you up to go to the competition. 806 01:00:03,517 --> 01:00:07,933 - Yes, with pleasure. - Not too early. Around 6 a.m. 807 01:00:09,142 --> 01:00:11,142 How are you going to do ? 808 01:00:11,267 --> 01:00:14,558 Do not worry about me I will sleep on the sofa. I'm used to it. 809 01:00:14,725 --> 01:00:17,850 - Thank you, Gilbert. Good night. - Good Night. It's there. 810 01:00:18,642 --> 01:00:21,350 Don't mind the clutter. 811 01:00:29,767 --> 01:00:32,267 I wonder if that was a good idea... 812 01:00:32,433 --> 01:00:36,392 I'm sick of life, sick of women, I'm sick of everything. 813 01:00:37,225 --> 01:00:38,892 Me too. 814 01:00:39,058 --> 01:00:43,475 She was looking at him smiling stupidly. As if he was a god... 815 01:00:44,433 --> 01:00:47,975 - Did Murielle ever do that to you before ? - Murielle doesn't smile. 816 01:00:48,892 --> 01:00:54,058 - I swear that's the worst that could happen to a man... - Listen let's try to rest, I think that we need it. 817 01:00:56,142 --> 01:00:58,475 Mummy... 818 01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:04,433 No, I can't sleep here. And this one is pissing me off ! 819 01:01:07,892 --> 01:01:12,100 Who knows maybe I should have married a girl like Murielle. 820 01:01:14,142 --> 01:01:16,808 I think that you didn't sober up yet. 821 01:01:17,308 --> 01:01:21,683 - Why do that to me ? Does she like making me suffer ? - What are you thinking, Murielle is also making me suffer. 822 01:01:24,183 --> 01:01:26,225 - What's going on? - No, nothing... 823 01:01:26,392 --> 01:01:29,933 Let's try to rest, it's already not easy. 824 01:01:30,100 --> 01:01:32,767 That one is bothering me too. 825 01:01:34,850 --> 01:01:38,183 I can't sleep here ! Anywhere, but not here ! 826 01:01:39,350 --> 01:01:42,725 You are right... Let's go to sleep at my place. It's my home, what am I doing here? 827 01:01:43,267 --> 01:01:46,225 Wait we're not going to your home are you crazy ? No way we are going at this time. 828 01:01:46,392 --> 01:01:49,183 Imagine Victoria seeing your face... 829 01:01:49,350 --> 01:01:54,058 We'll see tomorrow, well rested. Lay down it's my fault, I'm sorry. 830 01:01:55,225 --> 01:01:57,350 It's not so bad here right ? 832 01:02:09,517 --> 01:02:12,017 It's not me ! It's her ! 833 01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:16,683 Are you smoking bitch ? Take that ! Aren't you ashamed ? 834 01:02:18,558 --> 01:02:21,000 Not good ! 835 01:02:23,933 --> 01:02:26,933 I got you, right ? What a joker ! 836 01:02:29,142 --> 01:02:33,100 Tobacco is taboo, we will all get through ! 837 01:02:34,558 --> 01:02:38,517 I'm telling you it's not a good idea ! I don't want to wake her up... 838 01:02:38,850 --> 01:02:41,683 She might not even be alone. 839 01:03:05,433 --> 01:03:08,475 Now you will row, miserable ! 840 01:03:09,017 --> 01:03:12,100 Why is she doing this to me ? Why in my home ? 841 01:03:12,267 --> 01:03:17,142 - I don't know, maybe it's for fun... - How funny... 842 01:03:19,475 --> 01:03:22,850 You know me, I will take the matter into my own hands. Like that ! 843 01:03:25,767 --> 01:03:29,225 I don't understand anything it's unreadable... His handwriting is that of a pig ! 844 01:03:29,350 --> 01:03:33,225 What ? No ! Come back in an hour please, because I'm completely overwhelmed, thanks. 845 01:03:37,517 --> 01:03:40,975 - What do you want, sir ? - To get an explanation. 846 01:03:41,142 --> 01:03:44,142 - We don't sell that here. - Wait, can we discuss at least ? 847 01:03:44,225 --> 01:03:47,767 - What's written here ? - Inosate 2000, three times a day. 848 01:03:47,933 --> 01:03:49,642 Inosate 2000, three times a day. Didn't I tell you ? 849 01:03:49,808 --> 01:03:52,850 Murielle... I think that we have reached the stage where we need to talk. 850 01:03:53,017 --> 01:03:56,350 - I have no time to talk, I've got a store to run. - It's not a store, it's a pharmacy. 851 01:03:56,517 --> 01:03:59,767 You're right. Some bags here have nothing to do at a pharmacy. 852 01:03:59,933 --> 01:04:02,267 - Pick them up, take them away and I don't want to see you again ! - What's that ? 853 01:04:02,433 --> 01:04:06,392 Your stuff. Your underpants, your socks, sweaters and let's not forget your porn magazines ! 854 01:04:06,767 --> 01:04:09,267 - What is written here ? - Where ? - Here ! 855 01:04:09,475 --> 01:04:11,808 - Rhinophactyl, in drops... - Rhinophactyl in drops ! 856 01:04:11,975 --> 01:04:15,267 Sweetie, are you going crazy ? Did you think about Elodie ? 857 01:04:15,808 --> 01:04:19,433 - My sweetie, my kitty... - No more kitty, no more sweetie ! 858 01:04:19,767 --> 01:04:23,517 And you are the crazy one my poor friend ! Also tell your loony brother in law 859 01:04:23,683 --> 01:04:26,558 to forget about my sister... You have made enough damage already ! 860 01:04:26,725 --> 01:04:29,850 - Isn't Mr Didier here ? - You shut up ! 861 01:04:31,517 --> 01:04:33,892 You're mad ! Get out ! Or I'll call the police ! 862 01:04:34,058 --> 01:04:36,850 Don't bother we don't need you ! Nor your nymphomaniac sister ! 863 01:04:37,017 --> 01:04:39,517 You know full well where I am. You'll come back to beg me on your knees within a week ! 864 01:04:39,683 --> 01:04:42,808 - You are nothing without me ! - Get lost ! It's mine here ! 865 01:04:42,975 --> 01:04:45,392 Grocer ! Raptor ! Upstart ! 866 01:04:45,558 --> 01:04:49,100 And for that grandma it's cyanide, three tablespoons ! 867 01:04:50,683 --> 01:04:52,225 Raptor ! 868 01:04:53,558 --> 01:04:56,558 Yeah right ! Get lost, it's mine here ! 869 01:04:57,642 --> 01:04:59,600 Little jerk ! 870 01:04:59,767 --> 01:05:01,517 143 Days 871 01:05:01,683 --> 01:05:05,267 I will prepare him a letter, that will tear his arms off and wreck his face ! 872 01:05:05,433 --> 01:05:08,433 He'll be less proud afterwards. 873 01:05:09,683 --> 01:05:13,058 - What's wrong with you ? You don't look good. - I had a strange dream. 874 01:05:13,808 --> 01:05:18,100 Don't stay here pal, it's not your place. You will have a break down ! Go back home ! 875 01:05:18,975 --> 01:05:22,142 - I don't know, think of your daughter. - That snitch is not my daughter ! 876 01:05:22,433 --> 01:05:25,975 I didn't even choose her, it's the other one. It's always her... 877 01:05:26,183 --> 01:05:28,683 I'd love to remodel her face, but not in Vermeer's style. With Picasso's style ! 8775 01:05:28,713 --> 01:05:30,083 With a little parcel bomb ! 878 01:05:31,642 --> 01:05:34,267 And boom ! The eye here, the jaw there. 879 01:05:34,767 --> 01:05:38,767 Damn ! The pizza of 5 p.m... And it is at the opposite side of Paris ! 880 01:05:40,725 --> 01:05:43,850 Look at you... You won't make it I'm telling you ! 881 01:05:44,017 --> 01:05:46,433 Did you have a good look at yourself ? Mind your own business. 882 01:05:49,100 --> 01:05:52,017 - Do you want a slice ? - A small one. 883 01:05:54,392 --> 01:05:58,017 You'll see. I will show you who I am ! 884 01:05:59,183 --> 01:06:01,642 I'm going to show you how I do things ! 885 01:06:01,808 --> 01:06:05,100 She'll be the one to break down first. She'll come back to lick my boots, believe me ! 886 01:06:05,267 --> 01:06:08,683 Forget about. You've got it all wrong. She won't call I'm telling you ! 887 01:06:08,975 --> 01:06:11,975 Anyway I don't care, I don't need her nor anybody ! 888 01:06:12,142 --> 01:06:15,933 Really ? Weren't you the one coming up with the awesome idea 889 01:06:16,100 --> 01:06:18,308 to launch a home drug delivery service ? 890 01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:21,808 Yes. Pharmaco 30. Your aspirin at home within half an hour, isn't that awesome ? 891 01:06:21,975 --> 01:06:26,058 Awesome ! You should try Vroom Vroom Doliprane. Maybe that would work ! After all you've tried... 892 01:06:27,350 --> 01:06:31,183 Yeah you really don't know me apparently. 893 01:06:31,350 --> 01:06:33,683 I'm not the type to send parcel bombs to pathetic TV presenters. 894 01:06:33,850 --> 01:06:36,850 I am capable to beg to make it ! 895 01:06:37,017 --> 01:06:40,308 At the traffic light ? Like homeless people ? You disappoint me. 896 01:06:40,475 --> 01:06:44,850 - I'm not homeless yet. - Of course since you live in my home. 897 01:06:45,017 --> 01:06:46,455 - So that's what bothers you... - Take this ! 8975 01:06:46,517 --> 01:06:48,225 Big hearted leftist ! 898 01:06:48,392 --> 01:06:54,308 - You should learn to share before giving solidarity lessons. - That's all I'm doing, sharing. Your incapable problems. 899 01:06:54,767 --> 01:06:58,225 Wouldn't you think that I'd rather share the money of the businessman instead ? 900 01:06:58,392 --> 01:07:02,350 In the end you are no better than Murielle ! Let me tell you, you're an extreme right leftist ! A bourgeois. 901 01:07:02,517 --> 01:07:06,600 You're so bourgeois that you fell under the boulevard cuckold cliche... 902 01:07:06,767 --> 01:07:08,642 You're a cuckold pal ! 903 01:07:08,808 --> 01:07:11,767 Listen pal I no longer have problems with Victoria, I'm over it. You still have a problem. 904 01:07:11,933 --> 01:07:13,767 - I'm not a cuckold. - There is no chance ! 905 01:07:13,933 --> 01:07:17,808 Cause Murielle is not your wife, but your mother. You're not even her son, you're her dog. Mother's doggy ! 906 01:07:17,975 --> 01:07:21,183 - I'm a mother's doggy ?! - Yes you are ! 907 01:07:21,642 --> 01:07:24,600 - It's Victoria ! - Crap it's Murielle ! 908 01:07:36,142 --> 01:07:38,058 Looks like your daughter. 909 01:07:43,517 --> 01:07:46,767 - Good day. - Is dad here ? 910 01:07:48,642 --> 01:07:51,517 No, no. He's working a lot nowadays... 911 01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:54,808 And will he be back soon ? 912 01:07:59,183 --> 01:08:02,558 No, I don't think so. Is that all ? 913 01:08:04,517 --> 01:08:07,642 I have to go now otherwise mom will scold me. 914 01:08:09,225 --> 01:08:12,850 - What is that ? - A gift for dad. 915 01:08:21,142 --> 01:08:23,808 I'm sure her mother sent her. I'm sure ! 916 01:08:24,225 --> 01:08:28,183 I should have asked her about Victoria. How stupid... 917 01:08:28,350 --> 01:08:30,475 Cigarettes... 918 01:08:36,558 --> 01:08:40,100 - What is written ? "Dad, start smoking again and come back." 919 01:08:42,892 --> 01:08:45,308 There's a spelling mistake, it's plural. 920 01:08:47,142 --> 01:08:49,683 Maybe it was written for us both. 921 01:08:51,308 --> 01:08:53,642 Maybe she's right. 922 01:08:53,808 --> 01:08:57,017 She's smart. She's my daughter. 923 01:08:58,142 --> 01:09:00,267 One ? 924 01:09:01,100 --> 01:09:04,975 Let's try one and see the effect. If it doesn't feel right, we'll stop. 925 01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:10,350 Ok for one then. No more. We'll share it, agreed ? 926 01:09:10,517 --> 01:09:12,142 Agreed. 927 01:09:18,808 --> 01:09:20,475 So ? 928 01:09:22,058 --> 01:09:24,475 Wait, I don't feel anything. 929 01:09:26,225 --> 01:09:28,642 Be careful you'll pass the line... 930 01:09:30,100 --> 01:09:33,600 No worries, I'll smoke two lines at once. Go ahead ! 931 01:09:34,558 --> 01:09:37,100 - So ? - I don't know. 932 01:09:41,850 --> 01:09:44,725 - So ? Is it good ? - I don't know. 933 01:09:45,350 --> 01:09:48,767 - Leave me ! - You're going to pass the line. It's my turn. 934 01:09:52,767 --> 01:09:54,517 My turn. 935 01:09:57,100 --> 01:10:00,892 - It's coming, I'm feeling something ! - Me too... 936 01:10:03,058 --> 01:10:05,225 - What's wrong ? - My shirt... 937 01:10:05,392 --> 01:10:07,767 - What about it ? - The patches ! 938 01:10:08,350 --> 01:10:11,058 - I am sorry ! - Are you kidding me ?! 939 01:10:12,433 --> 01:10:15,767 - Are you okay ? - Yes, I'll be alright. I have tachycardia. 940 01:10:16,100 --> 01:10:19,767 - Alright I'm calling SOS Doctors. - No, it's too expensive. Help me ! 941 01:10:22,808 --> 01:10:25,058 I am sorry. 942 01:10:28,475 --> 01:10:31,517 - Bend down ! Wait give me a second ! - I am sorry. 943 01:10:33,100 --> 01:10:36,850 - The code... - Don't push it, stay here. 944 01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:39,850 I know where it is. 945 01:10:40,350 --> 01:10:43,433 - Press "enter". - Done. 946 01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:46,392 - Now you see "code key ?" - That's correct. 947 01:10:46,558 --> 01:10:48,850 Now enter "PUPUCE". 948 01:10:49,017 --> 01:10:51,725 P-U-P-U-C-E. Sweetie. 949 01:10:52,558 --> 01:10:55,350 P-U-C-E. Here you go. 950 01:10:55,725 --> 01:10:59,433 - It's written "No good code". - No, that's impossible ! 951 01:10:59,725 --> 01:11:03,392 - No, just enter "PUPUCE". - It's written "No good code" ! 952 01:11:05,100 --> 01:11:08,725 - Calm down ! - I'm not crazy I've entered it thousands of times... 953 01:11:09,392 --> 01:11:13,058 - That's her nickname. Damn ! - What ? 954 01:11:13,308 --> 01:11:16,808 - I'm sure she's the one who changed it. - Don't you have another nickname ? 955 01:11:16,975 --> 01:11:20,350 No big deal, take the Climardina. There ! Left ! Climardina, C-L. 956 01:11:21,725 --> 01:11:24,058 Higher ! Lower ! 957 01:11:24,517 --> 01:11:27,183 - The pink box ! - I'm taking them all ! 958 01:11:28,808 --> 01:11:30,600 Take all ! 959 01:11:31,850 --> 01:11:33,725 Freeze ! 960 01:11:34,933 --> 01:11:37,392 Stay like that ! Do not move ! 961 01:11:38,017 --> 01:11:40,308 We will explain. 962 01:11:41,558 --> 01:11:44,058 Do not move ! 963 01:11:48,808 --> 01:11:53,058 So it's because you had a tachycardia crisis, that you both went to the pharmacy. 964 01:11:53,183 --> 01:11:57,058 - Yes. To my pharmacy. - Sure, to your pharmacy. 965 01:11:58,350 --> 01:12:03,558 Then you tried to use the code, which usually is "PUPUCE". 966 01:12:06,017 --> 01:12:09,142 But this time it didn't work, so you grabed your medicine. 967 01:12:09,308 --> 01:12:15,100 Plus 10 amphetamine packs, 15 pain reliever packs, 968 01:12:15,267 --> 01:12:17,808 and other morphine derivatives. 969 01:12:17,975 --> 01:12:21,475 - Wait, that's normal... - We explained to you 1000 times... 970 01:12:21,642 --> 01:12:24,142 Yes that's normal... Of course. 971 01:12:24,308 --> 01:12:27,850 It is also perfectly normal that you don't have your papers with you. 972 01:12:28,017 --> 01:12:30,433 We'll see that tomorrow morning. 973 01:12:30,767 --> 01:12:35,142 A good night without your drugs will normally untie your tongue. 974 01:12:35,558 --> 01:12:39,808 - It's his pharmacy, call his home you'll see ! - No, nobody calls home. 975 01:12:39,975 --> 01:12:42,308 If I don't look like I belong at this position that's good news believe me. 976 01:12:42,475 --> 01:12:46,433 Nobody has ever seen a pharmacist smoking with an anti tobacco patch. 977 01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:49,642 Nobody has ever seen a policeman who's good at typing on the machine... 978 01:12:49,808 --> 01:12:51,683 It doesn't change the fact that he's a policeman. 979 01:12:51,850 --> 01:12:54,892 - I didn't say anything, he did. - We'll get along well. 980 01:12:55,392 --> 01:12:58,600 Oh really don't tell me you fall into the cliché of the susceptible policeman ? 981 01:12:58,767 --> 01:13:00,808 - You don't have the right to do this ! - Do you want my left too ? 982 01:13:00,975 --> 01:13:03,683 Leave him alone, does he really look like a junkie ? 983 01:13:03,850 --> 01:13:05,725 He looks more like Pavarotti than Iggy Pop ! 984 01:13:05,892 --> 01:13:08,308 - Do you want one too ? - Alright alright ! 985 01:13:10,308 --> 01:13:12,892 - That's enough, it's us... - It is us what ? 986 01:13:13,017 --> 01:13:16,267 - It's us. - It is us what ?! 987 01:13:16,433 --> 01:13:18,850 We went looking for amphetamines. 988 01:13:20,142 --> 01:13:22,433 - What ? - Amphetamines. 989 01:13:23,642 --> 01:13:26,267 - Here you go ! - Because we were addicted. 990 01:13:26,850 --> 01:13:29,392 - Was it the first time ? - No, no... 991 01:13:29,975 --> 01:13:34,767 Last week already, we robbed the drug store in Saint-Germain. 992 01:13:37,392 --> 01:13:40,808 And since the guy was defending himself, We assaulted him... 993 01:13:41,433 --> 01:13:46,017 There was also a lady, she came to buy earplugs. 994 01:13:46,183 --> 01:13:47,892 And we raped her. 995 01:13:48,892 --> 01:13:51,933 - No, we hit her first. - Yes, that's right we hit her. 996 01:13:52,100 --> 01:13:55,558 So she fell and hit her head, and died. That's when we raped her. 997 01:13:58,558 --> 01:14:02,308 Still we were careful, we used condoms... 998 01:14:03,892 --> 01:14:06,975 You see what a condom is right ? 999 01:14:07,475 --> 01:14:11,433 It's to protect. Unlike the police. 1000 01:14:15,017 --> 01:14:17,600 A cigarette please ! 1001 01:14:37,267 --> 01:14:41,350 - You ! Do you have a cigarette ? - What's going on ? 1002 01:14:42,017 --> 01:14:44,808 Are we in a dream ? 1003 01:14:47,683 --> 01:14:51,767 No, this is not a dream. It's a nightmare... 1004 01:14:57,475 --> 01:15:01,558 Hi, it's nice... That's my brother in law. 1005 01:15:13,183 --> 01:15:15,725 15,8... Not glorious. 1006 01:15:17,017 --> 01:15:20,142 - Really ? - Did you look at yourself ? 1007 01:15:20,725 --> 01:15:23,808 It's not surprising, buddy. Get dressed. 1008 01:15:28,767 --> 01:15:31,100 How hot ! 1009 01:15:31,517 --> 01:15:35,308 Especially for corpulent people like us. 1010 01:15:44,267 --> 01:15:47,475 Kiss Murielle on my behalf and little Ebonie too. 1011 01:15:47,642 --> 01:15:49,225 Elodie. 1012 01:15:49,725 --> 01:15:53,517 - About my brother in law... - I can take a look at him too if you want. 1013 01:15:55,683 --> 01:15:57,725 Bernard, you... 1014 01:16:03,350 --> 01:16:06,350 Franck Tullio The Big Love ? 1015 01:16:16,433 --> 01:16:19,308 He scared us a bit, but he's better now, it's over. 1016 01:16:19,475 --> 01:16:23,225 - Can I talk to him ? - Yes, of course but gently not to tire him. 1017 01:16:23,850 --> 01:16:26,725 Try to be optimistic, that will make him feel better. 1018 01:16:27,683 --> 01:16:29,892 Prepare the infusion, I'll be right away. 1019 01:16:30,058 --> 01:16:33,433 - But is he okay ? - Yes, he will be fine. 1020 01:16:33,892 --> 01:16:35,392 Thank you. 1021 01:16:43,225 --> 01:16:46,183 Bernard ? It's Didier. 1022 01:16:54,225 --> 01:16:57,017 You look in top shape. 1023 01:16:58,183 --> 01:17:02,600 I talked to the nurse, they said they were confident. 1024 01:17:02,725 --> 01:17:04,933 You will pull through. 1025 01:17:05,100 --> 01:17:07,225 I hope so ! 1026 01:17:09,850 --> 01:17:12,892 - I'm here ! - Crap you scared me ! 1027 01:17:13,433 --> 01:17:16,683 - You look great. - Do you think so ? 1028 01:17:16,850 --> 01:17:20,933 - You are alive... Can I sit down ? - Yes, but gently. 1029 01:17:22,183 --> 01:17:24,892 Look I brought you the cookies you like. 1030 01:17:25,017 --> 01:17:28,017 And these too. Also I have a gift for you. 1031 01:17:28,850 --> 01:17:31,725 - Do you want to unpack it? - No I can't. 1032 01:17:32,683 --> 01:17:36,642 - Wait, I'll unpack it for you. - I wanted to go far away, you know. 1033 01:17:37,683 --> 01:17:39,392 I know... 1034 01:17:39,558 --> 01:17:44,183 Very far away, Thailand or Tibet. 1035 01:17:45,433 --> 01:17:48,392 I wrote a letter to Victoria. 1036 01:17:48,517 --> 01:17:51,392 Really loaded where I completely empty my chest. 1037 01:17:51,558 --> 01:17:55,267 And when I went to put the sheet in the envelope... 1038 01:17:55,433 --> 01:17:58,433 It was not the correct envelope. Then boom... 1039 01:17:59,517 --> 01:18:02,725 Yes, it was the letter for that television jerk. 1040 01:18:03,017 --> 01:18:05,892 - It's stupid... - You don't say. 1041 01:18:06,642 --> 01:18:10,350 The most important is that you are alive. Look, you didn't have this one. 1042 01:18:10,517 --> 01:18:13,100 The Nungesser and Coli plane. 1043 01:18:13,267 --> 01:18:16,850 You know the two guys who got lost and were never found. 1044 01:18:21,642 --> 01:18:25,392 Now it's different. You're on the right path. Keep going ! 1045 01:18:25,933 --> 01:18:28,767 - Forget it. - No you can't give up. 1046 01:18:29,058 --> 01:18:31,308 You just need a bit of rest. 1047 01:18:31,475 --> 01:18:34,308 A good break to see things clearly and get back into shape. 1048 01:18:34,475 --> 01:18:37,517 I've also been thinking a bit. 1049 01:18:37,683 --> 01:18:41,225 I think that it's best for us not to stay together... 1050 01:18:42,808 --> 01:18:46,392 Understand me, I would like to relive before. 1051 01:18:46,558 --> 01:18:48,600 Do you understand me ? 1052 01:18:49,850 --> 01:18:52,808 Alright. Could you open the drawer ? 1053 01:18:54,850 --> 01:18:58,392 - Yes, why ? - I can't. 1054 01:18:59,267 --> 01:19:02,392 Do me this last favor. Open the drawer please. 1055 01:19:02,683 --> 01:19:04,267 Quick ! 1056 01:19:05,725 --> 01:19:10,392 - What does this mean ? Are you crazy ?! - I can't deal with it anymore I want this shit to end. 1057 01:19:11,308 --> 01:19:15,267 I can't do that ! You take things too much to heart. We'll see each other again ! 1058 01:19:15,808 --> 01:19:19,225 No not the syringe, the package next to it ! 1059 01:19:19,392 --> 01:19:23,058 - Damn ! You're stupid... - The little nurse gave it to me. 1060 01:19:23,267 --> 01:19:29,025 - I have got a hit with her. - No wait that's over. Get that into your head. Forget it. 1061 01:19:29,517 --> 01:19:32,267 Well I'm not forcing you to smoke. Give me one. 1062 01:19:32,433 --> 01:19:35,975 - You shouldn't. - Come on ! We'll have to die from something anyway. 1063 01:19:37,017 --> 01:19:39,183 Light it up. Come on ! 1064 01:19:40,433 --> 01:19:44,267 You are right, we are complicating our lives for bullshit... 1065 01:19:44,892 --> 01:19:48,350 What are we risking ? Cancer ? Let him come ! I ask nothing better. 1066 01:19:49,892 --> 01:19:51,933 A cigarette... 1067 01:19:55,392 --> 01:19:58,808 A last one, please ! 1068 01:20:04,892 --> 01:20:07,475 224 Days 1069 01:20:07,808 --> 01:20:09,808 It's ringing. 1070 01:20:14,058 --> 01:20:17,100 - Hello ? - Murielle? It's Didier. 1071 01:20:17,892 --> 01:20:20,767 Hi, how are you ? You are finally giving news. 1072 01:20:20,892 --> 01:20:23,017 It's not that I didn't try... 1073 01:20:23,183 --> 01:20:26,017 It's true that we sliped a little bit recently 1074 01:20:26,183 --> 01:20:29,142 but with Bernard we took some kick ass decisions. 1075 01:20:30,058 --> 01:20:32,683 - Are you alone ? - Yes I'm alone. 1076 01:20:33,558 --> 01:20:36,600 - And Elodie ? - Elodie is at her ballet course. 1077 01:20:37,392 --> 01:20:41,308 - And you how are you ? - Yes I'm very good. 1078 01:20:42,183 --> 01:20:45,100 Will I be able to see her soon ? 1079 01:20:45,267 --> 01:20:48,975 - No, not right now. - You tell me. 1080 01:20:50,433 --> 01:20:53,475 - What about Victoria ? - Yes, she is... 1081 01:20:53,642 --> 01:20:56,142 I received a letter from her. She is doing very well. 1082 01:20:56,267 --> 01:20:58,850 She's in the Seychelles, having tons of fun. 1083 01:20:59,017 --> 01:21:02,017 She's not so good, misses you a lot. 1084 01:21:02,142 --> 01:21:06,183 I wanted to tell you that we'll come back, And we have a nice surprise for you.. 1085 01:21:06,642 --> 01:21:09,642 A nice surprise ? Another one ? 1086 01:21:10,308 --> 01:21:14,975 - You won't recognize us, shortly. - Well that's not a surprise... 1087 01:21:15,517 --> 01:21:18,683 We don't recognize you for months. 1088 01:21:18,808 --> 01:21:21,933 - See you later then. - Sweetie... 1089 01:21:22,975 --> 01:21:24,892 Goodbye. 1090 01:21:25,017 --> 01:21:28,558 - What did she say ? - They are doing good and can't wait to see us. 1091 01:21:28,683 --> 01:21:29,892 Great ! 1092 01:21:32,350 --> 01:21:36,975 It is good to take things in your own hands. So intensive care... 1093 01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:42,017 For you I recommend intensive care if you want to achieve tangible results. 1094 01:21:43,433 --> 01:21:46,892 Besides what about grub ? ...well food ? 1095 01:21:47,642 --> 01:21:51,558 You can eat anything. You know I'm very gourmand and frankly I'm not depriving myself. 10955 01:21:51,658 --> 01:21:53,033 You can eat meat, vegetables, fish... 1096 01:21:54,058 --> 01:21:57,933 - Pâté ? - No. No you'd better avoid delicatessen. 1097 01:21:58,308 --> 01:22:02,017 The most important is to have a varied and balanced diet. 1098 01:22:02,183 --> 01:22:05,850 At noon, animal protein. And in the evening dairy products. 1099 01:22:06,975 --> 01:22:09,758 Oh you see ? The Maroille, the cheese you love ! We are allowed to have it ! 10995 01:22:09,975 --> 01:22:12,058 No ! No you'd better avoid that. 1100 01:22:12,558 --> 01:22:15,100 But you know there are many other formidable products now... 1101 01:22:15,267 --> 01:22:18,975 Petit filous, Maigrilous, Yaourtines... ("Healthier stuff") 1102 01:22:19,558 --> 01:22:23,267 I see in your record that you have had a dissociated diet. 1103 01:22:23,392 --> 01:22:25,975 Yes in fact at one period we ate only pizzas. 1104 01:22:26,142 --> 01:22:29,308 And that doesn't work at all. I mean it's not effective. 1105 01:22:29,433 --> 01:22:32,725 Here I'll show you the ideal diet diagram. 1106 01:22:32,850 --> 01:22:37,350 In red, are sugars and fats, which are only a limited portion of the whole. 1107 01:22:37,475 --> 01:22:39,975 So in red is what you should avoid. 1108 01:22:40,142 --> 01:22:43,267 And here's your diet's diagram. 1109 01:22:45,475 --> 01:22:48,517 - That's... - That's not good. 1110 01:22:48,850 --> 01:22:50,975 Any questions ? 1111 01:22:51,392 --> 01:22:54,600 At what time are the meals served ? 1112 01:22:57,392 --> 01:22:59,308 Here it is. 1113 01:23:00,892 --> 01:23:03,225 Bon appetit ! 11135 01:23:10,092 --> 01:23:12,225 No to pain 1114 01:23:16,767 --> 01:23:20,558 - Can we have some bread ? - Sorry, it is not intended. 1115 01:23:22,225 --> 01:23:24,600 Do you want a little bread ? 1116 01:23:32,975 --> 01:23:35,975 I swear you've lost weight. I can see it ! 1117 01:23:36,433 --> 01:23:38,600 Do you really think so ? 1118 01:23:38,725 --> 01:23:42,433 I can tell you it is really obvious. 1119 01:23:44,933 --> 01:23:46,558 Here it is. 1120 01:23:47,725 --> 01:23:49,725 Bon appetit ! 1121 01:23:53,017 --> 01:23:54,892 Anyone here ? 1122 01:23:55,017 --> 01:23:57,267 Here it is. Bon appetit ! 1123 01:23:58,142 --> 01:24:00,350 Anyone here ? 1124 01:24:04,683 --> 01:24:09,308 Turn around. Are you ready ? Let's go ! 1125 01:24:14,725 --> 01:24:16,975 Here it is. 1126 01:24:18,642 --> 01:24:21,392 That's for n°12... 1127 01:24:21,683 --> 01:24:24,183 Excuse me. 1128 01:24:33,975 --> 01:24:35,725 Here it is. 1129 01:24:36,767 --> 01:24:40,725 - Oh no, I'm done ! I'm done... - Not hungry anymore ? Bravo ! 1130 01:24:46,267 --> 01:24:48,058 I'm hungry ! 1131 01:24:49,808 --> 01:24:51,433 No, no ! 1132 01:24:59,433 --> 01:25:03,517 - Don't be so sad ! - Enjoy life, do like us. 1133 01:25:13,975 --> 01:25:17,100 - Aren't you dining tonight ? - No, not tonight ! 1134 01:25:20,017 --> 01:25:22,975 - Aren't you dining gentlemen ? - No, not tonight ! 1135 01:25:23,892 --> 01:25:26,142 - Good evening ! - Bon appetit. 1136 01:25:33,558 --> 01:25:35,725 - Let's go ? - Yes, go ahead. 1137 01:25:52,475 --> 01:25:54,392 No ! Not good... 1138 01:25:56,267 --> 01:25:58,058 Good ! 1139 01:26:02,058 --> 01:26:04,725 I hope that you didn't forget the carbohydrates. 1140 01:26:04,850 --> 01:26:07,975 Are you crazy ? Avoid undernourishment, it's very bad ! 1141 01:26:10,100 --> 01:26:12,392 One for you, one for me. 1142 01:26:13,850 --> 01:26:18,725 But of course never forget not to mix lipids with proteins. 1143 01:26:19,600 --> 01:26:25,100 No way ! And also beware of the calorific input of saccharose... Here ! 1144 01:26:25,850 --> 01:26:28,600 A measured gesture ! Let's keep the sense of measure. 1145 01:26:28,725 --> 01:26:32,600 Yes cause moderation is the keystone of thinness, of course... 1146 01:26:32,975 --> 01:26:36,933 On the other hand, we can allow ourselves some green from time to time, but keep it light handed ! 1147 01:26:37,058 --> 01:26:39,850 - Otherwise, indigestion could be waiting for you. - Wait, there's too much ! There ! 1148 01:26:40,100 --> 01:26:43,600 I'm wondering, dear Bernarde. How much cooking time for all of this ? 1149 01:26:43,808 --> 01:26:47,683 - Well dear Didiere, about ten minutes. - Then how to keep our viewers patient ? 1150 01:26:47,808 --> 01:26:52,933 Well I think that we'll savor this magnificent cake, that is just waiting for that, since earlier. 1151 01:26:53,142 --> 01:26:55,642 Especially before bacon, it seemed logical. 1152 01:26:56,267 --> 01:27:00,808 Very little, friend ! Very little. Eat at regular times. Very important. 1153 01:27:02,100 --> 01:27:05,683 And you have to chew well ! Because mastication regulates... 1154 01:27:05,808 --> 01:27:09,183 - The secretion of gastric juices ! - Absolutely ! 1155 01:27:09,475 --> 01:27:12,975 - Could I get a bit of bread, dear friend ? - Oh, a bit of bread is not part of your diet dear friend... 1156 01:27:13,933 --> 01:27:15,975 But a lot, yes ! 1157 01:27:21,558 --> 01:27:24,850 Don't mix lipids and carbohydrates ! 1158 01:27:24,975 --> 01:27:29,433 Oh what was I thinking ?! Carbohydrates on one side, lipids on the other. 1159 01:27:31,558 --> 01:27:33,183 Cheers. 1160 01:27:33,308 --> 01:27:36,058 A little dairy products, Bernard ? It's good for your health. 1161 01:27:36,183 --> 01:27:40,058 Just a very little bit, we have to be vigilant... Just like that no more ! There ! 1162 01:27:41,725 --> 01:27:44,892 We have to be vigilant with cheeses. Thank you. 1163 01:27:46,058 --> 01:27:48,558 "Long live the diet." 1164 01:27:49,683 --> 01:27:54,350 - And here's some sweetness... - Oh how beautiful ! 1165 01:27:56,683 --> 01:28:00,933 I dedicate this frugal meal, 1166 01:28:01,058 --> 01:28:05,600 to the one without who my life would just be adrift suffering. 1167 01:28:06,600 --> 01:28:11,475 - It is named : Will ! - Pretty ! My dear brother in law... 1168 01:28:11,642 --> 01:28:14,225 Long live the Will ! 1169 01:28:17,183 --> 01:28:21,725 I take this opportunity, to offer you this modest cigarette. 1170 01:28:22,058 --> 01:28:24,308 - After you, brother in law. - Thank you. 1171 01:28:36,850 --> 01:28:38,808 There you are ! 1172 01:28:39,933 --> 01:28:42,433 It's for you. 1173 01:28:45,183 --> 01:28:52,267 And now, I will ask you to recollect one last time on Vincente's tomb. 1174 01:28:53,392 --> 01:28:55,433 Who left us. 1175 01:28:55,558 --> 01:28:59,100 But who lives forever in our hearts. 1176 01:29:01,017 --> 01:29:05,475 Please God, in your almighty mercy 1177 01:29:05,600 --> 01:29:08,433 welcome Vincente beside you. 1178 01:29:09,392 --> 01:29:14,767 Lord give him all your love, this love as an eternal filter, 1179 01:29:14,892 --> 01:29:18,683 a joy filter that we all aspire to... 1180 01:29:18,850 --> 01:29:22,183 - Listen, sounds like he's talking about cigarette. - Shush ! 1181 01:29:22,808 --> 01:29:27,725 You whose flame extinguished, and to whom we wish peace to your ashes. 1182 01:29:28,433 --> 01:29:30,642 - So, you see ? - Yea. 1183 01:29:35,933 --> 01:29:37,642 Are we going over there ? 1184 01:29:38,308 --> 01:29:40,975 No I can't, I don't have the courage. 1185 01:29:51,100 --> 01:29:52,725 Daddy ? 1186 01:30:11,975 --> 01:30:15,433 I'm fat, I'm ugly... 1187 01:30:20,517 --> 01:30:22,600 Thanks, that's nice. 1188 01:31:05,017 --> 01:31:08,308 One year later... 1189 01:31:09,808 --> 01:31:12,517 (Plus 28 days) 1190 01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:19,100 Victoria, it's them ! 1191 01:31:34,267 --> 01:31:37,475 We were getting worried, You're late. 1192 01:31:37,642 --> 01:31:41,725 Patience. Grass with time becomes milk. Here is Rukmini. 1193 01:31:42,767 --> 01:31:45,642 She honored me by choosing me. 1194 01:31:47,808 --> 01:31:50,975 - Hey Victoria, so it is for soon then ? - I hope so ! 1195 01:31:54,350 --> 01:31:58,683 She is asking you to excuse us, because we bursted our tire the road. 1196 01:31:58,975 --> 01:32:02,267 No that means that your house is flooded with love. 1197 01:32:02,933 --> 01:32:06,558 That is very sweet. Thank you. Come on, I'll introduce you to the others. 1198 01:32:06,725 --> 01:32:10,225 Yes and take good care of her. We'll be back in a minute. 1199 01:32:10,975 --> 01:32:13,767 - So how are you ? - Good ! 1200 01:32:14,683 --> 01:32:17,767 Look isn't that all fantastic ? It's real paradise here. 1201 01:32:17,933 --> 01:32:21,392 I don't know what I would need to be happier. 1202 01:32:21,558 --> 01:32:23,683 Did you try yoga ? 1203 01:32:23,850 --> 01:32:27,350 The blue sky, the birds singing, that is worth all the yoga in the world. 1204 01:32:27,517 --> 01:32:31,058 - The truth is in all of us, you are right. - That is true. And you ? How are you ? 1205 01:32:31,225 --> 01:32:35,058 I'm simply in harmony. I give relaxation courses with Rukmini. 1206 01:32:35,767 --> 01:32:40,017 Last week, Elodie came to spend the week end at home. She became magnificent ! 1207 01:32:40,850 --> 01:32:45,475 - Do you have news from Murielle ? - Yes. Wait ! Here I brought you something, you won't believe it. 1208 01:32:46,517 --> 01:32:48,850 - What is it ? - Here take a look. 1209 01:32:51,267 --> 01:32:54,892 - What is that ? "Stop smoking with herbs" 1210 01:32:55,058 --> 01:32:58,058 - No way... - I am so above that now. 1211 01:32:58,683 --> 01:33:01,767 - And you how is it going about... - What ? 1212 01:33:02,225 --> 01:33:05,558 - About... - Oh completely fine ! 1213 01:33:06,267 --> 01:33:08,808 -Why, are you ... -No, what you don't have. Why, are you..? 1214 01:33:08,975 --> 01:33:13,267 No, not at all. That all seems so far away now... As if I had been someone else, you see ? 1215 01:33:13,683 --> 01:33:16,308 Somebody who lived in error... 1216 01:33:16,475 --> 01:33:18,308 Yes, in error. 1217 01:33:23,600 --> 01:33:26,350 It's always the beast who tires the master. 1218 01:33:26,892 --> 01:33:29,808 At my age, it's no cake walk anymore. 1219 01:33:33,517 --> 01:33:35,267 A small one ? 1220 01:33:35,767 --> 01:33:38,725 - No, no I stopped. - No, we don't smoke. 1221 01:33:39,100 --> 01:33:41,225 Ok then I'll smoke one. 1222 01:33:47,267 --> 01:33:51,767 Well I have to go to Saint-Vallier, it will take me two hours. 1223 01:33:53,142 --> 01:33:56,350 - Is it far away ? - About 20 kilometers. 1224 01:33:56,975 --> 01:34:00,142 - Are you going by foot ? - Yes of course ! 1225 01:34:00,308 --> 01:34:03,767 Hey, bye Parisians, I'm going ! See you later ! 1226 01:34:03,933 --> 01:34:06,350 Twenty ki... 1227 01:34:07,017 --> 01:34:09,933 I'd like to know... How many do you smoke a day ? 1228 01:34:10,100 --> 01:34:13,850 - Two to three packs. - No no I'm not taking it. 1229 01:34:14,200 --> 01:34:18,433 - Isn't it a bit tiring ? Aren't you out of breath ? - Never. 1230 01:34:18,642 --> 01:34:22,683 I'm doing 30 kilometers every day, I am not out of breath. 1231 01:34:22,850 --> 01:34:27,892 - Shouldn't you think of stopping ? - What for ? I'm all good, I'm not out of breath. 1232 01:34:29,392 --> 01:34:31,350 - Do you want one ? - No. 1233 01:34:31,517 --> 01:34:35,225 - So you're smoking walking ? - Yes walking. 1234 01:34:36,850 --> 01:34:39,767 Sometimes I stop but not often... 1235 01:34:42,225 --> 01:34:44,267 Not good ! 1236 01:34:45,225 --> 01:34:47,017 Not good ! 1237 01:34:48,475 --> 01:34:50,558 Good ! 1238 01:34:55,683 --> 01:34:59,767 Based on spanish subtitles by Luis Castillo. Subtitles made by Xanvast.113729