Original subtitles

Okay!

Pack up

Carmen, you can see the film tomorrow at 2 pm

I've already dated the editor

Once okayed by you, it can be edited

Good

Carmen, all finished?

Yes

You really are efficient

Wonder how long I can endure this

He always paws over you

That's why she got promoted so soon

Excuse me

Such taunts alone are a burden to you

People might doubt your ability,

even if you got it

Su, Line 4

Thank you

Newsman Construction Company?

Yes, can I help you?

What's wrong with your construction?

What do you mean?

The completion of your Jones Building was

delayed for 3 months. Now it's being delayed again

When can

it be ready?

Now we've to continue the installments and

pay rents for our own premises at the same time

That's a drain on our financial resources

Miss

My premises will be repossessed by month-end

Where can I move to?

To your home?

I need the house to get married

Building a house is

I know it's different from a jigsaw puzzle

The weather conditions have affected our schedule

There have been many storms for the past months

You made the same excuse last time

and you said the contract terms are binding

Glad you understand

So you're hanging up on me!

How dare you do that?

Darn you!

Creep you're hanging up on me

So you've hung up on me

Outrageous!

Newsman Construction Company?

Yes

Creep, you have no right to hang up on me

What's it?

Haven't you had enough?

Did you tell him which flat you bought?

No, they might

take off the toilet for retaliation

You go on. I'll stop him over there

Mr. Chung, give us some tips

I beg you, Mr. Chung. Thank you

I can't

I don't know the Test Paper either

Sorry, no...

I beg you. Mr. Chung...

Okay... Calm down

No tips, but pay attention to Chapter 4

Chapter 4

Note it down, Chapter 4

Any other info, Mr. Chung?

No! I'll be at home during the summer vacation

Come and ask me then

Boss, something good!

Mr. Chung, okay? I'll make it cheaper

No, my house's full of them. My wife may curse me

Impossible!

Next time I'll reserve something good for you

Okay

How much, boss?

$500!

$500?

This has a history of over 80 years

Okay!

Chung Chu-hsiung...

Cherry Chung? A big film star! Is she coming?

Go and see, over there

Chung Chu-hsiung...

I'm coming. Don't shout

What? A man named Chung Chu-hsiung?

I told you not to call my name in public

But you're Chung Chu-hsiung!

Drive!

It's crowded

I told you to buy a bigger car

Come, let's fix positions

No need...

My master said my lucky star today is Southeast

This is East, I'll sit on the East. Go away...

Four, you start with East

East is my lucky number

I'll take you all today. I'm lucky

He's lucky in other things too

The Australian dollar has been on the rise

Yes

Things are so unfair

He gets a premium in foreign exchange

The foreign currency rises everyday

We work so hard and can't earn as much

So the rich are getting richer, and the poor the poorer

Don't bluff! My grandad didn't give me much

Only...

90,000

What? $90,000 is not a small amount

9 number! Are you going to take?

Take!

Otherwise, get your tile!

My grandad has a big safe

full of money

But he's a miser

Play

But never mind. He's dying soon

and I'm his only heir!

Shame on you! You...

Quiet!

Chen Wen, please

Wrong number

Oh, I thought it was my fiance

If you're so yielding to her now.

You'll suffer when you get married

We've cohabited for a long time

That's almost as good as getting married

Thank you

I should say 'thank you'

Five doubles

How did you make it?

On Double East. I already said it's my lucky number

The North round's just over. Let's settle

A draw! What a coincidence

Quiet...! Quiet!

Carmen, you told me you'd dine with a client

B, we must put off our wedding

Carmen, only because he plays mahjong?

Aren't you going a bit too far?

At worst I'll give up mahjong

What?

You said you wouldn't marry me!

Our new house won't be ready till 3 months later

and our present flat has to be repossessed at the end of this month

Where can we live then?

How can we get married without quarters?

I thought it was something serious

With me as your friend, you've no worries

My grandad has a house “P NI.

He used it to keep his mistress

It has been vacant for a long time

You can move in for 3 months

Is it fit for occupation now?

Tho'a bit old, it has been in proper maintenance

with water and electricity

Good! How much is the rent?

That'll depend on his luck

If lucky, he pays no rent but gets an allowance

What do you mean?

The mahjong table will decide

Come... hurry up

Continue with E round and me as banker again

Please pay for the 5 Doubles first

You said the game finished with a draw

Right, let's start all over again

So you know how the wind blows

Not as good as you!

What about your apple?

What for?

Bring an apple to a new house

and it will bring you peace

No apple! Will an apple stem do?

Maybe!

I kept this in response to

the Keep HK Clean campaign

You never take my advice

It's so old

It's clean inside

Where shall we put the things, boss?

Just move them inside

Don't scratch the floor

Okay...

My most favorite clock. Look

Your favorites

Are they nice?

Where to put the sofa?

Just let it lie here

This space can keep the TV set

Let's go inside to see the bedroom

This is...

Ching's Little Granny

Listless eyes and a hefty bosom

She looks every inch a seductress

Don't say that, she's our landlady

Well, she looks quite charming

Without charm

she couldn't have lured a man...

into giving her such a big house?

You women...

What?

Looks okay, thought a bit old

How come?

Pal...

Move it one after another

They are all my valuables! Take care

Boss, we worked since early this morning

We haven't had one drop of water

Tip us some tea money

80 soon? You've only worked for a short while

Go on. The boss

will reward you properly

Is that right, boss?

Come on, move these!

Darling it's already the 30th pot.

Enough“.

Go on with washing. I'll go to boil water for myself.

Wash now before it all goes out.

What's it?

Goddess on Lotus?

What are you doing?

I've finished. Now it's your turn

Half a pot will be enough for me

Oh, you...

Miss... She called you a seductress

Also a hefty bosom and listless eyes!

They've been calling you seductress!

What a funny room

It's so cool like air-conditioned

She goes bottomless, she must be evil

I say she's an Oyster Maid

Right

A wicker bed?

She wouldn't even say sorry or excuse me

Right

Not bad

Good, sleep here tonight

Coming

Don't! Ching told us not to touch

the things upstairs. They are his grandpa's gems

Have a look

Oh, it's great!

I knew you'd like them

Pure redwood and marble

One set will cost up to $300,000

Ching's grandpa must've spent lots of money on that

A set like this was already expensive then

Nonsense, they were all my dowry!

This room seems cool

Sure it is

I feel a bit cold!

Let me give you some warmth

Oh, what a shame!

No man has ever slept on it for years

Now he's making a mess of it

Miss, I'm going out

Where? Come on!

What a shame?

Open your eyes!

Otherwise, open wide your mouth

Wider!

Darling...

Darling...

It's fun, real fun...

Darling, don't ever make any move

I can't move anyway

What a shame?

"B" go now!

Go!

Miss, you haven't been so happy for a long time

If this goes on, we may even get killed

Look, here's a big gap

Wonder what's contained inside

Well. I'll mend it tomorrow. Sleep!

What have we got for today?

Only salad and steak

We've on bottled gas now.

Shall I start the fire?

No need! Only barbecue!

What's this?

What does such a large glass box contain

It's so heavy!

Let's go in to see what happens

It's so big we can't roast it

Lend her a hand!

Good!

Don't ever provoke her anymore

Carmen, my antenna's hooked by that tree

Come and brush it aside now

What happened?

Hear that?

Carmen, hurry up!

Quite nimble

See if there's any vision

Fixed!

Really interesting!

It smells good!

It smells good! Why so much food now?

Don't hold me, people may see it

They'd say you're prudish

Oh, you're getting dirty!

Let me wipe it for you

No need, I'll do it myself

Don't be shy. Let me wipe it for you

Okay now. Let me bring the food out

You told me it was salad!

Disgusting!

What's wrong? Why's the rice cooked?

Miss...

Don't be in my way

I'm not! Listen, he...

He held me tight just now!

Did he?

He even caressed...

My face!

Try it

He even brought the food out for me

He's the first man who's been so nice to me

Isn't that glass box more fun?

Miss, so many men inside?

Cute, isn't it?

What's this?

That TV set's fixed so soon

A TV set!

The food tasted good

You didn't appreciate that till now

Great

Dad said you could take the baby away

Of course, I will

The midwife said he might not be brought up

Now don't complain

I'll give you some money

Take this furniture too, if you prefer

Miss, her background looks like yours

Her plight's worse, for she has a baby

Right

Pei, why is she going away?

The ancient women are dumb and idiotic

They never resisted when bullied by the men

They only resigned themselves to fate

They were pure and adorable!

They were obedient faithful and true

They never resisted

Right! 80 you men could keep concubines.

Mistresses and fool around

Not every man's like that

Why not?

It takes

two to tango. Some girls are

willing to become men's concubines or mistresses

These girls are really headless

Miss, she said you're headless

The social system was like that before

Formerly girls were good for nothing

If my husband should take a concubine

I'd cut off his thing of divorce him

That's the trouble with you modern woman

9 out of 10 marriages end up in divorce

Formerly only a husband forsook his wife

Of course, women had to depend on their husbands

She got a maid to serve her all the time

Once divorced, she can't live

She has to eat shit

Miss, she told you to eat shit

You go and eat it!

What's wrong?

Probably my muscles got strained by the removal

I'm having a convulsion

Are you?

Why can't I make it?

Let me

Miss, you're great

Let me wash the bowls. You wipe the table

Let me wash the bowls. You wipe the table

Take a few photos for B

Pose!

Yes, take a look

B. let me take a photo for you

What for?

Higher

Oh, it flashes!

Can it be done?

Fully automatic, just push this button

Push this button!

Smile

B

Monster!

Gigi. I want to see. Hurry up!

Finished...

It works

You feel like sleeping...

Sleep... Don't read anymore

Miss, it works! We may continue

Faster

Good

It's so awkward!

Is copying now the trend?

We spent 30 minutes talking about ball and exercise...

Why are you so listless?

I don't feel like myself after the removal

What about your Project?

You call this Commercial?

Maybe it's good for the Poor Men's Night Club

What then?

Take things as they come

The way the client reacts, I've nothing to say

I don't think you have any good ideas

Don't waste my time

Mr. Yang, please wait for 10 more minutes

2 of my producers

may offer good ideas

Okay... 10 minutes

Any suggestions?

We may use an Astronautess to do the commercial

stressing Suprex Sanitary Napkins as epoch-making

light, waterproof and absorbent

You feel superb after using Superex

like an Astronautess in space

We use space jacket to stress its extra thin design

Sheer nonsense

I always stress popularity

but you propose using an anstronaustess

Tell me,

how many astronautesses are there now?

There's no rapport at all

Carmen...

What about your design?

I have in mind...

an unconventional approach, that is...

Get a man to do the Sanitary Napkin commercial

What?

Good idea. Go on

Me...

Well, this commercial...

I've to give further thought to it

Miss Li, let me have your design soon

Bye

Goodbye. Mr. Yang

Carmen

Yes

This time we'll count on you

What now?

Think of something

I shouldn't have proposed that

Su, a call from your husband again!

Tell him I'm going out with a man

What's been going on between you two?

Nothing! Never mind him!

Men today have no more status!

The wife works, and the man does household work

Right, Miss

Could he be her so-called...

Gigolo

Yes!

Where are you from?

I'm an Electrician!

From Shun Chi you called this morning

Shun Chi?

He doesn't look so naive

Any identification paper?

Not from a small shop like ours, brother

How can I know your identity, big brother?

I'm no longer big brother. I've quitted

Why don't you give me a chance?

Give me a chance. I beg you!

Believe me!

Okay... I believe you

Come in!

Thank you

Don't mention it

Sorry! Listen!

Though your heart has been changed.

Your look remains unchanged

Come on!

What's it?

Gigi, is it beautiful?

Quite cute!

It's torn behind

Isn't it?

Yes

Wait

Miss, let me take a photo for you

Okay

What's this?

Even electricity's off

B...

Darling

Today's not my birthday. What's the celebration?

On our removal. Everything's fixed now

Is it?

It's fun

And the Japanese food

Look...

Darling, you're okay

It's money that counts

I spent over $1,000

We put friendship before money

Miss, I remember that when your master returned.

You 2 were as passionate as they are

Send me a painting, so I won't miss you

Gigi...

Miss, are you alright?

Yes

Don't over drink, you may get drunk

Hell with you

They may discover it.

I'll photograph when there's lightning

It's fun

Eat!

Eat! You like it...

We take our first bath in so many days

Today's the day of our formal removal

So it's you! Come in quick!

Who's she?

Each time you appear. I've to sleep on the living room

Hope I don't have to sleep in the street next time

What's up again?

He slapped me!

He's darned!

Look, you're all in bruises

The bloody men!

Did you hit him back?

Yes, but I was beaten and ran out

A wife-beater is darned

Divorce him

How can you give such advice?

Right

Do you regret leaving him?

A clean break will end a long suffering

It will hurt more when you have children

You married young. Did you think it over?

Well, divorce while you're young

Once you grow old, it will be

difficult to get a new partner

Listen

In fact, divorce is not the best solution

A couple should tolerate and understand each other

Any misunderstanding should be

settled peacefully, not through violence

A peaceful family is a happy family

Man is always reckless and clumsy

Forgive him!

It sounds sensible

Of course, don't be disturbed by drivels

Divorce can't be taken lightly

It won't be amiss to follow my advice!

What did I say just now?

It was quite convincing. I feel better now

Let's go back upstairs

Okay

With swollen eyes, you can't go to office tomorrow

It's not too late to turn

I'll make a facial for you and you'll look pretty tomorrow

Anyway, I want to do it myself

B...

Get up

It's me'

Carmen, you scared me!

This time I'm finished!

Maybe the powder's outdated

Now it can't be removed

Stop laughing

Sue's the same inside. Go in and help

What now?

Break it! Come on!

My face hurts badly!

Let me break it for you

Just do it lightly!

It can't be broken

Don't move!

Next

Lighter!

-It hurts! Lighter -Don't move

Who could it be at this hour?

Don't let my husband in to see me like this

Okay

Who's it?

Sam!

Is he really coming?

Carmen

Sue said she can't beat you?

May I come in and sit down?

Come right in

Thank you

Is Sue in?

She came here each time you quarreled

Why are you so late this time?

I took much time finding out your present address

Come in now!

Well, where's Sue?

She's inside in the room with my husband

Inside? What for?

To knock off something

What?

Right

So you have the nerve to tell me

my wife is with your husband

He already did it for me

What you did for your husband is your own business

How could he do it for my wife?

Had you come earlier,

I could've let you do it for me too

Your wife told me not to

let you in to see how she looks

Of course, she won't, but I must see her now!

Lighter!

Keep away!

Don't be impulsive. It'll be over soon

You'll only embarrass everyone now

Keep away, or I'll burst your head

Bastard what are you doing?

Don't!

You're here?

Now you do it for her

Creep, why are you coming in?

Sue!

Get out...

Listen...

Sue, sorry! I can't stop him

Don't! Sue, don't...

Darn you. I told you not to come in

I'll kill you...

She told me you were...

I thought...

What? I'll kill you...

Sue, don't...

You're reckless. You deserve punishment

You made such a big noise!

She knocked me!

She knocked too hard!

I'll kill you! Don't run!

Miss Li...

Don't worry. I'll fix it, Mr. Yang

Miss Li, don't think I tried to baffle you

Only because I like your design

and attach importance to your TV commercial,

I need someone special for the job

It won't be for your own good if

the one doing it can't do it effectively

That's right!

Right!

Sorry, Mr. Yang, for my rashness, but

what kind of a personally you've in mind

You like none of

the 200 men recommended.

Nor the pile of candidates you saw today

Sue!

SUE

Yes?

Find some more photos for Mr. Yang's selection

There's none better than this. Why try again?

This?

He won't do it.

He's your friend, he won't turn you down

Don't you think so?

Yes...

He charges heavily

How much?

$30,000 a day

I don't mind

No need to look around anymore

He won't do it

Okay...

"Extrasensory power"

Li. Ma. La. La. Ba. Ba. Cha...

Li. Ma. La. La. Ba. Ba. Cha...

Buddy, you scared me!

What were you murmuring?

What? I was using my own strength...

to remove this cup

Extrasensory power? Have you got it?

Everyone has it, if he tries, according to a writer

How?

He said only by concentrating your attention

on your objective, you'll make it

What were you murmuring?

It was an incantation to help you concentrate

Well, how?

Li. Ma. La. La. Ba. Ba. Cha...

Doing it alone. I might not be strong enough

Let's combine and try it

Okay...

Come on!

Li. Ma. La. La. Ba. Ba. Cha...

Isn't it fun?

Gigi!

Fantastic!

Like supermen!

Let's try on something heavy

Okay...

What about the TV set?

Use the teapoy!

Okay...

Li. Ma. La. La. Ba. Ba. Cha...

Carmen...

You're here?

Why have you broken a cup?

Let's have Carmen join us and try it

Okay...

No, no

Let's try if we can control a man

Okay!

On, no

You've to serve her all the time

See what else they're going to do?

Have her serve us for a change!

No...

Li. Ma. La. La. Ba. Ba. Cha...

What are you talking about?

What are you doing?

Why are you all standing there? Come in and be seated

Come on! Don't be formal

Sit down

Sit down. I'll get something to serve you

We've made it...

Sorry to have kept you waiting

Come and eat something!

Eat...

Creep, let me help you. This?

Thank you

What about you?

I want a soft drink

What about you?

I want beer

Wait!

Thank you

Yours

Cheers...

Come... Cheers!

It's impolite to turn it down

What's your name, sir?

What? You don't even know Wu Kuo-ching

Wu? That surname sounds intimate to me

Little Moustache, why keep staring at me?

Sorry...

Well, you must drink. Drink it.

You're nice, fatty, I'll give you fruit.

You three come out?

Okay...

Frankly, what were on your mind

when you were reciting?

Don't misunderstand!

I only hoped for dinner form her,

nothing else

Whether they had any illusions I don't know

Darn you, maniac!

Nothing! Really nothing!

Don't ever cherish any illusions!

It's serious, don't misunderstand

Are you sure you didn't make silly illusions?

Yes

Otherwise, we're no longer friends

Miss, don't go too far

Let's go

Carmen, we must leave

Let's go. Bye-bye

You want to leave the moment I return?

Stay here for dinner tonight

No, thanks

Bye-bye

Bye-bye!

Why are your friends acting so crankily!

Say that again creep!

What? I'm not as crafty as you are

Come in! I've found a summer vacation job for you

What kind of a job?

To do a TV commercial!

What? Why me?

My boss named you specially on seeing your photo

Now you know I'm a VIP

What kind of a commercial?

I won't do it if it has sex or violence

It's a new...

Instant Noodles commercial

They pay a handsome remuneration of $10,000 a day

No problem

Creep!

Going out now? It's going to be Typhoon Signal No. 8

If I don't go out, it may be Signal No. 10 at home

Why?

I forgot to buy Suprex for my wife

She's now flying into a rage!

Never mind, I've bought several packets

Take one for the emergency

Thank you, I can have a good night's sleep tonight

OK!

OK

How did I perform?

Up to professional standards

Am I?

Did I look handsome?

Yes

A woman feels petulant when hit by a storm

To calm her feelings,

I've Suprex ready at home for the emergency

Darling I forgot to remind you to buy Suprex

OK

Finished?

Yes, you may leave

And you?

I still have to do some close-ups

Come back early

Bye-bye!

Bye-bye!

Are you not going to tell him?

It depends

A close-up

Gigi...

Miss

Where have you been? Why is it so noisy?

I was watching people...

Play mahjong!

Mahjong?

I haven't played it for years! Come on!

Can you take it?

Sorry, all of a kind, you must pay for it.

Again?

Why are you that bad?

Luckily I don't have to pay it myself

You played this hot tile, you pay for it

Right, you shouldn't have played this

I've almost lost everything

Never mind, the commercial I did will cover it

If you keep losing you my lose more than that

When can I see you on TV?

It'll appear 1st time next Monday at 8 pm, according to Carmen

I haven't seen it myself

See if I look like a movie star then

Right now I want to know if you have cash

Out of the way!

Why are you so cocky?

Let me play for some time

What round is it now?

West round! Are you mad with the loss?

See who's going to be mad with the loss then

To play with a poor player like you...

I played mahjong before your dad was born

Gi, isn't that right?

What's going on?

Red

Pung! Why play so fast?

Well, why are you playing so fast?

It's fun!

Five Doubles

Oh, six Doubles!

Seven Doubles

All in pairs, All of a sort

Good

Oh, Yuans!

Four Big Joys

Game!

Terrific!

Four sets visible, self-made, Ching

So a poor player beats his master

I'll be finished unless my grandpa dies

Don't curse your grandpa, brat

I'm not cursing him!

I got 0 call from Australia 2 days ago

saying that he was dying in hospital

Would you fare well if he died?

Sure, this house alone could have

fetched millions at current value

Is this house your grandpa's? When did he buy it?

I told you before, be bought it to

keep a mistress when he was young

What's his name?

11

Didn't I tell you that before?

His real name is Wu Tsui-tsai!

Wu Shui-tsai!

Is your grandma named Ho Fei-feng?

Is she named Ho Fei-feng?

You remember my grandma's name?

She was a popular singsong girl, not a whore

She quitted out of love for your grandpa

Singsong girl? It's different from singers of today

It was a whore

How do you know?

You told me that before

Your turn! Play!

Grandpa... How's your grandpa now?

He's critical in Australia

Why don't you go and see him?

What good will it do to him?

Even if...

Carmen's back. Let's stop

Never mind her. Go on

Go on with playing

Hsiung, you're a man again!

Go on... Go on!

Carmen

Five-number

Let's play slowly

What are you doing? Have you got a share?

I've made the last game, 3 Doubles

What's wrong? Get it back!

Okay! Don't be so tough

4 more rounds, I must recapture the lost ground

I don't mind. See what Hsiung has to say

Let's continue

You say so too

That's different. Excuse me

Haven't you seen that?

I'm very hungry

Now Carmen's here,

tell her to cook something

Is Carmen back?

You said, never mind her

Crazy, let's stop

I thought you were a he-man

Miss, what did you say to him?

Let's stop and clear the table

He's not taking any interest now

They're leaving soon

Put the mahjong tiles aside

No need...! Let me fix it

Wait!

Where are my eye-glasses?

Miss, have you got any news?

No

Film a Certificate of Screening for my foreign friend

There's no more film

Replace a new roll

Come back!

I'm taking noodles. Shall I cook a bowl for you?

I've come specially to eat out with you

Oh, no, I must see my maiden performance

You've lots of chances to see it.

I don't feel like eating Instant Noodles

Anyway, I must see it first. Time's up

I couldn't get Noodles in this brand today

Isn't that strange since it appears on TV today?

Maybe it was sold out on the shop you visited

Well, let's go

Wait a while, I must change

Go and change now!

Why are you in such a hurry?

I'm very hungry

It's going on the air

Going out, Mr. Chen? It's going to be Typhoon Signal No. 8

That voice over me sounds so awkward

If I don't go out, it may be No. 10 at home

Why?

I forgot to buy Suprex for my wife

She's flying into a rage

Never mind. I've just bought several

Take one from me for the emergency

Thank you. I can have a good night's sleep tonight

A woman may be petulant several days in a month

To pacify her. I always have

Suprex ready for her moment's needs

Darling, don't forget to buy me Suprex

Look

Buy Suprex for your lover, and she'll love you more

Suprex Sanitary Napkins are absorbent and waterproof

With Suprex Sanitary Napkins,

you'll have peace all year round

Hsiung, not right

Mr Suprex,you're okay!

You...

Curse me, I'm mentally prepared

You...

We're all civil people

Please watch your language

What were you going to say?

You've double-crossed me!

What? You must've seen too many underworld films

At worst you may accuse me of lying!

Glad you understand

You know I hate liars

Why didn't you tell me frankly?

Right, nothing should be hidden between a couple

I've a Sanitary Napkin Commercial for you

Would you care to do it?

Sanitary Napkins? What is it?

Of course not! Are you crazy?

The client specially named you for the job

Had you refused to do it, it might cost my job

Now I may lose my job any time!

I'm a Professor, not a sexologist

How am I to face the people?

Did I make you a gay?

It was only a TV commercial. Why be ashamed?

Any rules against a University lecturer doing a TV commercial?

No,

but you shouldn't have made me do a Sanitary Napkin TV commercial!

A female requisite!

What age are we in now?

Why worry about female requisites or not?

It's just a piece of merchandise!

Merchandise?

Isn't it?

Now the die is cast. What do you want?

I want to use violence!

What

What's going on? They've never quarreled so badly

Didn't you hear that? He accused her of...

Cheating him out of an auntie's napkin!

In any case, it's not right for

a couple to cheat each other

Your master made the same mistake

He broke his promise to come back to you

No, he won't

He must've his reason for not coming back

He won't cheat me

I'm darned

Morning, Mr. Chung!

Morning

Mr. Chung, my wife's petulant on that period

She say your TV commercial. She wants me

to buy her some Suprex

to win her favor

Maybe you can get me a discount

I really can't stand your Suprex!

Coming

Sit...

Morning, Mr. Suprex

Did Carmen sleep well last night?

What's so funny?

Hsiung, next time you may do a bra commercial

How obsolete you are

Who'd care what he advertises

It's money that counts!

Did you got much on this?

Up to $100,000. Why not?

So much?

It's worth doing it then

If any such chance arises, let Carmen introduce me for it

I don't mind wearing it

Take a photo of the Star of Tomorrow for me

Okay

Quiet!

What's wrong?

His dam's broken

My grandpa died

Sorry!

He has never been happier

Don't think I'm so unfilial,

I'll return to the family house

to find a place for his shrine and ashes

In his will he told me not to sell his house

He wants to lie in peace over there

I must return to school. You fix it yourself

Okay, have tea

Yup

Here's the compass I borrowed from you

Look, isn't that

the Suprex man on TV?

Yes, he's quite handsome!

Yes! Suprex...

Suprex, having tea so early?

Yes...

Let's go! How embarrassing!

Where can I have photos printed?

I'll develop them for you

to avoid your being seen here

Still nothing to eat now!

In fact, it's not shame,

it's an honor

I never expected this

Eat!

Have tea!

Miss, are we going to see master

Yes, but we don't even know where Australia is

Let's go out to find out

I guess it must be...

near Peng Chau or Cheung Chau

We've never been outdoors for years. I'm afraid...

Don't go then

No, I mean...

you may not stand the ordeal

Miss, let met see if anything needs packing

Gigi, have we forgotten anything?

I heard some sounds. Why no one's around?

It's frightening!

Ching!?

Someone's coming back!

Have you ever seen a man

Yes, but it's Ching!

Ching?

Your half grandson!

Why's it so windy?

Old things not easily

Ching!

Mummy...!

Don't be afraid...

Let me go! Let me go!

Gigi, let him go. You may scare him!

Young master

Not more!

Mammy...

I'm not your many

I'm your second grandma

Keep away! I'm the only heir in 3 generations

If anything happens, my grandma won't let you go

Don't be silly. Do I look so bad?

You seduced a married man

Not right! Your grandpa wooed my mistress!

Is love an of fence?

Trying to run?

Fear not, I only want to ask you about your grandpa

I know nothing

Ask my grandma. She's just returned

She's right behind you

Forget it...

He's frightened and biased against me

I don't think we can get anything out of him

Excuse me

They live together without a title but

are still not satisfied

Pity me who can only see my lover

several times in a month

Miss, that's not his fault

It's the fault of that woman

She fooled him, but won't concede her fault

Right. A woman is a woman

A woman should be subordinate to a man

I don't think she'll submit!

Miss, you'd better do something for them

Okay, I feel sorry for them

Go then

Sorry, I shouldn't have done that to you

I should have obtained your consent first

Please forgive me!

So you concede your fault at last

Come, let me help you

Don't be afraid. Go on!

Let's not quarrel anymore

Okay

Shui-tsai!

Shui-tsai!

Shui-tsai!

Tramp?

Why? Why did he hit her?

Miss, you uttered your lover's name

when you were too excited

I'm darned!

Enough! You came in to hit me and

take off my clothing when I was asleep

You're not a man

I won't be a man if I don't hit you

You not only fooled me but you're unfaithful

You did a fine thing!

What do you mean? What are you trying to say?

I want to use abusive language

Are you out of your mind?

Miss, don't inject

your feeling into it

Maybe I got too much into it

Why are you alone? Where's Carmen?

I'll be alone from now on

What about Carmen?

She cuckolded me. I told you that

Impossible, she's not that kind of a girl

Did you see it with your own eyes?

No, I heard it

She called another man's name when in bed with me

Shui-tsai...

Carmen must have been possessed

By whom?

Female ghosts! Two!

Hello!

Really so terrific!

The photos have been printed. Here you are

It's serious. Now listen

What is it?

Shui-teat's my grandpa's name and you know it

Yes

When I was measuring the space for my grandpa's shrine.

I met my No. 2 grandma and her maid

She nearly killed me

Is it true?

She pursued me in the sitting room

She even flung me down from the 1st floor

Why are you still alive?

I was lucky and nimble. Otherwise...

Look at these photos

Not bad

The photos of myself were taken by Carmen

And those of us 2...

Who were you with then?

I'm sure we 2 were alone

Look at this!

That woman! Ghost!

Look

What now! Carmen's now alone at home

Go back and help her at once

How?

The 2 ghosts must be powerful

Master, come out in person

Yes

I'm only an actor

Your blows are powerful in the show

You may scare them by doing the same

It's easier said than done

I can't go with you tonight

Why?

I got a notice for filming tonight

What then? Ching

Master... hold it! Master!

Well, Ching

You've learnt kungfu from me for years

You've almost mastered it

I'll make you the Priest tonight

Him, the Priest?

Master, can I make it?

Yes

It'd be hell if I followed such a man

You did him an in justice first

Let's have a heart to heart talk

Why accuse me of this and that?

And you slapped me unawares!

He's not to blame for that

I'll say 'sorry' to you

You don't have to say it for him. What's...

your relationship?

Who are you?

I'm Ching's No. 2 grandma

Ghost...

Don't be afraid

Help!

Don't be afraid!

Miss, don't take the trouble. Let me

Help...! Ghost!

Let me out...

Miss, take your time to talk to her now

Keep away...

We won't hurt you

We'd better keep a distance

I know you love each other

Why part over something trivial?

He went out himself

He did it only on a spur of the moment

Reconcile with him when he returns

How do I know when he'll return?

What if he doesn't to return?

A couple should trust each other

You must have confidence

if you love him

You must've confidence

in your own choice

How do I know how long I've to wait?

Don't you know my mistress waited

for her lover for over 50 years?

You've over confidence in men

I think you may regret it

No, he promised to return,

come what may

Wish it was true!

He promised me that. He meant it

Ghost...

Bad... they've taken Carmen

Perform the rites at once!

I'll get the table

No need, too late!

Why did he slap me just now?

Ask me I know better

Dao...

Dao. Dao. Dao...

What are you doing?

Where?

Over there. Perform the rites!

Mahogany sword

Maiden sword

Luckily, my master has taught me what to do

It's powerful, you're hurting me

Hurting...

What are you doing? They mean no harm

Carmen, don't move! We'll help you

Recite the spells

What spells?

We can't

Sing, then

To scare the ghost, a song will do

What song?

That one you sang in chorus as a student

"Help. I need somebody. Help."

"Not just anybody. Help!"

"You know I need someone, help."

Stop!

Not this, that one in Chinese

1,2,1,2,3,4

"I'm haunted by love thoughts"

"The moon and the flowers remind me of?"

"An old love and witness my sorrow"

"Lover, why jilt me"

"after I've given you my heart?"

B!

"Darling, you're fickle. When temple bells ring"

"on a silent night, my tears trickle"

Don't!

Stop!

Master, listen

We mean no harm

Master, we mean no harm at all

Listen, master, we really mean no harm

The whirling sword!

Miss, I'm scared!

Gi, does it hurt?

I don't seem to feel it

You don't?

No!

This spell not written in vermilion

is not effective

I was scared

Burn her to death...

Calm down! They're only ignorant

Let them go!

Let them go!

Black dog blood...

Hurry up!

I'm finished

-Miss...! -I'm finished

So chicken blood's as good as dog blood

What? Black chicken blood?

Miss...! Black chicken blood

How could I get black dog blood

within half an hour?

"I'm haunted by love thoughts"

"The moon and the flowers remind me of"

"an old love and witness my sorrow"

"Lover, why jilt me..."

My goodness...

Go...

Open up...

Go now...

Hurry up!

Go now...

Carmen's still inside. Let's go in to help her

Again?

I'll go if you don't

Alright

Ben's inside!

Are you alright?

Yes

Let's go in to help Carmen

Okay!

Calm down! Let's go

Carmen

Darling, it's alright...

It's alright...

Not now, do it outside!

How can you get out again?

Don't worry... I've fixed those 2 ghosts

Ben!

Go...

Open up, quick!

Can't open it. Let's go upstairs

Hurry up

Close the door!

You're here? Let's all stay here

Let's stay here till dawn

Get something to block the door

Push that bed against the door

Yes

What are you nailing this for?

You told me to do that

Not so hard anyway

Hurry up!

Wait for me...

Don't leave me alone

Balcony

Close the door...

Ching, don't ever leave me...

I won't...

Carmen, careful! Come down quick...

Trying to spill dog blood over me?

No... this is only chicken blood

Look, you're alright

Go to hell!

Manure...

I think it's going to be alright

Are you sure?

I'm so scared!

It's alright. Go now...

Let me go...

Don't pursue me...

Let me go home!

Would there be any further trouble here?

Well?

Help! Let me out!

Help! Let me go!

I won't do it again. Let me out!

Help!

Help! Get someone to put me down!

Help!

Keep calm, I'll help you

Hsiung, put me down! Help!

Coming...

Hsiung, careful!

Hsiung, you died tragically!

Help!

Are you alright?

Why are you still alive?

Yes, you're alive too

What about them?

I don't know

Manure...

Manure...!

Why are you hiding in the stool?

No

Help me...

Possessed!

Hit him... Bad!

What are you doing?

You stink!

Stop that!

What are you doing?

It's P E! It's me!

Carmen

"B"!

Possessed! Hit her...

Wait...

What's the matter with you? It stinks!

She really is Carmen. Go out first...

They mean no harm

I'll fight with you

Grandpa

Grandpa really is fantastic

Ching

Hurry up... He's coming

Hurry up!

It's okay! I'll be finished soon

Get the hair drier quick...

Hair drier! I'll bring you in a minute

I'll comb your hair on the back first

The hair on the back! Hurry up...

You're beautiful

Shui-tsai

Chiu-wei