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Previously on Dragula.

Hello, uglies.

You each have a one in 10 chance

of taking home a $100,000 grand prize.

Hi, I'm Sigourney Beaver.

Okay, well fuck her too.

You must find your way through

our new extreme maze of terror.

We want you to choose a classic horror icon

and re-imagine their looks from the ground up.

And the winner is Astrud Aurelia.

My fucking god.

That means Zavaleta and Formelda Hyde,

you are both up for extermination tonight.

You will be buried alive, six feet underground.

I'm on the bottom because of my gag.

You are in the bottom because of your look.

I fucking did it, bitch!

Aloha uglies.

Welcome to Nightmare Beach,

a moonlit paradise where blood sucking beauties

can dance the night away and catch a wave under the stars.

Sand, songs and spirits await

on this beach made for beasts only.

You'll dance, surf, and maybe meet

the monster of your dreams when we join in

on a group of million year old youngsters

dead set on having a little fun

after a hard day of sucking blood.

But don't get too comfortable in your beach chair

because fun soon turns into frenzy

when an unwelcome outsider threatens

to rain on our vampire's party.

Hey, who's that?

It looks like a human in disguise.

Let's rip her fucking throat out.

What a hideous outfit.

Come on.

We're not going to let this ugly duckling ruin our fun.

Join in on the adventure

as our beach blanket queen bees

investigate the mystery and get to the bottom

of what lurks in the caverns of the Nosferatu Beach Party.

So grab your moon screen, wax those surfboards

and hit the waves for a midnight party

you won't soon forget.

The winner of the Boulet Brothers Dragula

will headline the upcoming Dragula World Tour,

receive a $100,000 grand prize courtesy of us

and the title of Dragula,

the world's next drag super monster.

I'm still alive!

By the skin of my teeth!

Skin of your teeth?

Is that what you said? Wow, what a day.

Honestly, I don't really know

who's going to go home with so much going on

with Zavaleta and just how emotional she was.

I don't know if she was going to power through this or not,

but I am hoping so.

I won the challenge.

I won the first challenge. That's cool.

Wow. Congratulations.

Must be nice. Congratulations, bitch.

I'm also really glad that they saw your outfit

before it started falling apart as well.

Yeah, me too.

Trust me, it was falling apart right before,

it was falling apart right after, but hey, that's-

I don't know if you would have been

in the top, darling, if they saw that.

I'm just saying.

For somebody who doesn't make any of their own shit

to try and read me for my shit falling apart

to me was kind of out of place.

So my thing- Well, I mean your

outfit was falling apart.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If the Boulet Brothers did see it, you would not have won.

That's probably true. Because it was falling apart

within minutes after you got off the stage.

But hey, that's drag, right?

For me, like drag is all about being DIY,

doing shit yourself, making things yourself

and making it happen regardless of the circumstances.

That's what drag is? That's for me.

I thought it was about entertaining people.

-No that... -

I don't think it's about entertaining people.

-What? ->Aren't you the one

that wants to be a musician?

I think that my drag sometimes is entertaining,

sometimes isn't entertaining.

My point is New York, 10 years of performing,

so, hi, how are you?

You want a signature?

I've put in 10 years, babes.

I'm the queen mother of Brooklyn drag.

I think Merrie Cherry is a queen of Brooklyn,

but not the queen, no.

Yeah, I'd say Brooklyn might be in trouble

if it's led by Miss Merrie.

Well, speaking of entertain,

I've been entertained of this

little love blossoming over here.

Yeah.

Let's get into some things.

What's up? What's going on here?

There's nothing to get into.

We have a little side romance going on,

getting to know each other.

Astrud and HoSo's romance is not surprising.

Actually, it's a little surprising.

How did you guys feel about the people in the bottom?

Did you...

I was very disappointed to be in the bottom

just because I came here for a reason and with a purpose.

I felt like I had failed my community.

We've waited so long for a seat at this table.

Yeah, I thought your look was, was really great.

I just feel like you could have taken

the concept a little bit further, you know?

Like, you sure, were like- I mean, I think there

were other people who were pretty, you know.

Literal?

Yeah, but I ate fuckin' bugs

and I fucked myself with bones.

Koco, how did you feel about like showing off,

like doing a normally white character as a Black girl?

Truly it felt empowering as fuck.

Tried to take the essentials that made black women

feel strong, powerful, beautiful

and then take the same things

that made Elvira strong, powerful, and beautiful.

Wait-

And transgress that throughout-

I thought you were Morticia Addams?

Who? What did I say?

Elvira.

They cousins, sisters, twins and shit. Whatever.

I feel very good in what I brought.

I just want to take the moment to, 'cause you know,

I had some words for you.

You do look beautiful, but what's top four about it?

I mean, I guess I should've showed my titties, I guess,

and I would have been top four.

It had nothing to do with you being an AFAB queen

because I think it's very important that you're here,

but the look wasn't the tea for me.

Why was I in the top four?

I think it's very clear why I was in the top four.

Why were you not in the top four?

I think it's very clear.

Your fuckin' belt broke and you were crying

about having a zip tie for it backstage.

So I just want to make sure you know

I don't, like, dislike you because of

you being a woman because work.

You dislike her for other reasons.

I just, well, I just...

I think she's playing a game and I see you

and you know, play on girl.

Well, first of all, we're all playing a game here.

That's what we came here for, was to compete.

I'm competing for the competition.

I'm not playing a game with you guys.

Okay, here's the thing. Sigourney is out for herself.

I sniffed it from her once I said hi, you know, I'm like...

Okay.

I do think Merrie's threatened by me,

and she made that clear. My baby daddy ain't go home.

Who do you guys think went home?

I'm hoping Vazaleta went home.

Vazaleta?

Wait, wait, wait, now why-

Zavaleta.

Elaborate.

Wow, it's like, she's already left for you.

I don't know her personally, I haven't seen her work,

but just based on just her aura,

I just feel like she's got a lot of fire in her

and I ain't got time for burns, baby.

Well, and just the irony that she came in

and she talked such a big game

and then ended up in the bottom in an extermination.

That was, that was juicy.

Well I hope Formelda stays just so I have something

to look at besides you ugly bitches all season.

Hola pendejas.

My god.

Not you, bitch. She's serving a look.

All right. Just so you know,

in the future, the walls have ears, baby.

I'm cool with Zavaleta coming back,

but honestly I'd prefer if no one came back.

I conquer my fears, the three of fuckin' them.

I just hear the dirt coming in

and I can feel it coming into the coffin.

And that's when my brain took over my body

and start peeing automatically, like-

-You peed on yourself? -

Yes! Fashion, Boulet!

Wait, so what did Formelda Hyde do during the,

like, how was she?

Well we were underground, baby.

Like I cannot be like, are you okay sister?

No, but um-

Did you hear her at all though?

Like.

I was able to hear her scream

and I'm pretty sure she was able to hear me scream.

Fuck! Fuck!

Like, I feel like she died because of the warms.

I think she, like, after they dug her out,

she was just still freaking out about the bugs,

and I know that that's one of her fears.

So I guess I, um, I mean, I fucking did it.

Live to slay another day.

Congratulations.

I am here for a reason and I conquer my fears.

I'm not scared of anything or anybody.

I'm just here because I have talent.

Why's he looking at you?

You know, and we're in a competition.

Intimidation.

We have, we're here to fuckin' do what needs to be done

and get ready, bitches, 'cause if somebody is in the bottom,

your fears are going to be a reality.

Going back to that bitch that had a lot to say,

Sigourney, what's good?

I don't talk big game, baby.

I am the game, so- Do you play big game?

I don't play games, same as Merrie.

I am here in a competition and I'm ready to do it, so.

What did I do that makes you feel that way?

I don't feel genuine interaction with you

and that's how I feel and I am in control of my emotions.

That's all. All right.

It sounds like...

Ooh.

Attention competitors.

God don't like ugly, y'all.

Attention competitors.

Please make your way to the main stage at this time.

Once again, competitors,

please make your way to the main stage at this time.

Hello uglies. Woo!

Fuck yeah!

Welcome back and congratulations

on surviving your first challenge of the competition.

While you may be sad that we've already

had to kill one of you,

I want to remind you that with the first competitor

out of the way, you are now one step closer

to snatching the crown and that $100,000 grand prize.

It's kill or be killed, darlings,

and as the contest continues,

you'll do well to remember that.

Now, speaking of death,

it's time to present you with your next challenge.

Get ready, my creepy little crustaceans,

because we're going to the beach

for our first ever Nosferatu Beach Party.

That's right everyone.

Moonlit beaches and bloodthirsty leaches

await you at our glamorous midnight beach party,

for vampires only.

For this challenge, you must design and create

an original look based on our Nosferatu Beach Party theme

and model your designs in a music video style

lip-sync performance here on the main stage.

We want to see the theme interpreted through your drag.

So feel free to make it horrifying, campy,

gory, or glamorous, but make sure it fits the theme

and that it also fits who you are as a drag monster.

And the lip-sync performance is also a duet,

so your show is going to have to be choreographed

and executed along with another competitor.

But we'll get to that later.

For now, we have another surprise for you.

As you know, Saint competed in and won

our Halloween Resurrection special,

which is what allowed her to return

and compete again this season.

While she undisputedly won the competition,

it seems she didn't close the door to hell hard enough

and another competitor has slithered back

through the doors and into the competition.

We feel this competitor's time on season two

was cut too short and they proved in Resurrection

that they more than deserve a second chance at the crown.

So without further ado, please welcome our newest fighter

to enter the arena...

Are you fucking kidding me?

Dahli.

Hi, you dumb bitch!

Dahli, welcome back to the competition.

Now I'm delighted to tell you that there

is still one more surprise we have for you.

For this week's Fright Feat,

and in honor of our vampiric floor show,

you will each be given a giant head of garlic

and a glass of pig's blood,

ethically sourced, of course.

The first person to consume the garlic

and chug the blood will win the Fright Feat

and will have the power to assign the roles and teams

for the main challenge's lip-sync performance.

You can now return to the Boudoir

where your Fright Feat is waiting for you.

But remember, for your floor show,

we want to see a fully blood-soaked.

Brahm Stoker's beach blanket bonanza,

and you'd better not disappoint us.

Enjoy your crudites.

And remember, for one of you,

this floor show will be your last.

I came back because it just keeps

slipping through my fingers every time.

Season two, I'm psh.

Resurrection, psh.

So now I have a vengeance.

How do you feel to be here?

It's crazy. It's absolutely amazing in here.

Are you excited to compete with your daughter?

And I happen to be the drag daughter

of Dahli, the infamous. My god.

Well, I would, yes, competing with, yes.

Yeah. Let's say that.

Are you going to take her out?

Show her who's the boss?

Come on.

She brought her into this world, she'll take her out!

Only it's probably gonna be the other way around.

I'm just so excited to get

to share this opportunity with her.

Like, we're such fucking crazy weirdos

and we have so much fun together.

People didn't really get to see that

from Dahli on her season, and I hope that I get

to kind of bring some of that out in her.

My track record is already better than yours.

I'm really not thrilled that Dahli is back,

because she's going to be an amazing competitor.

I'm really happy to see Dahli here.

I'm sure your butthole's even happier.

My butthole's so happy.

When he looks me in the eyes I'm just like...

Girl, don't look me in the eyes.

You can get swallowed up.

Get lost, girl, like where's Dahli?

Girl, he gone.

Sorry.

Okay!

I am starving.

The garlic's not even cooked!

So the Fright Feat this week is

we have to drink this chalice of blood

and eat a whole bulb of garlic.

I do not feel good about eating garlic.

Girl...

That's very spicy.

No one make throw up sounds for a few seconds.

Why is it hot?

It burns!

My god!

My eyes!

Do the damn thing, bitch!

Fuck yeah, bitches!

You ate the shit outta that!

Congratulations, girl.

I just won the Fright Feat

and I'm very excited because I have the power

on those bitches.

From the bottom to mid-level.

All right, bitches.

Let's start this.

Are you guys ready?

I'm a bitch, right?

For the you that were gonna call me a bitch.

I never have.

Saint, would you like to be my partner?

I would love to be your partner.

Thank you.

Merrie. Yes?

You are with...

Koco.

Yay.

Why that face bitch?

Bitch, I'm still stuck on this shit here.

I ain't worried about y'all.

Get it together girl!

Sigourney...

You are with...

Astrud.

Sigourney?

Fuck yeah.

She didn't pick me to be with her

and she didn't pick me to be with Merrie,

so it's not that bad.

Dahli, you are with HoSo.

All right.

And Betty with Jade.

Yes, bitch.

I feel like it was pretty fair. It seemed random.

If there was any, like, intention behind it,

I have no idea what it was.

Yeah, it doesn't feel, like, strategic.

She's not playing a game.

'Cause this is a fucking competition.

If you like, they always said,

if you reach through the challenge, you are on the top.

If you don't succeed, then you're in the bottom.

If you are not comfortable with your pair,

well start getting comfortable bitches

because that's who are you going to be relying on.

Right?

Right. I'm not worried, darling.

If you're worried, I should be worried.

Are there any pairs that you guys are like surprised by

or think might not work well?

What?

Are they any pairs that you guys think

might not work well or you're surprised?

Your team. You two.

Really? Yeah.

I'm interested to see...

Was that a random choice?

No, no, no. Only just because

I know she was talking shit about you, but...

I love the way you move

and I know that I have a...

I know you heard me.

I don't know what I have to do

to show her that I'm not playing a game.

I'm literally not concerned what anyone else here is doing.

I'm actually interested to see

how you guys play off each other

because you are a perfectionist and you are kind of...

No.

Chaotic.

Well, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We have delusional confidence on our side.

All right, bitches, let's get to work.

I have strict plans and strategies. Let's go.

Let's see what you can do.

Yeah. Can you do

something like this?

Kind of like this?

Kinda.

And let's just make it really campy and stupid.

I mean, 'cause we're both gonna look pretty, like-

Stupid. Yes, this is so exciting.

Yeah, I'm so excited.

What is important in a duet is connection

then sharing the spotlight. Yeah.

I do have some reservations about being on a team

with somebody who was in the bottom last week,

but hopefully we can get our shit together

and have a great show.

Boom.

Boom.

Boom.

Yeah.

Yeah. Keep more loose.

Kinda.

I'm happy to be paired with Jade.

We're both pretty campy queens

and I think we're going to have fun with this.

Let's not complicate it, girl,

'cause if we're gonna still do this and that.

That's what I'm saying. That might fuck me up.

So you're prioritizing, like, dance moves over gags?

Yeah.

Yeah. Okay.

'Cause it's more of a performance.

Right.

So we should do a group dance moment for that.

How do you want to...

You said, you said you wanted

to do something in the beginning.

Like a turn or something like that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Our strategy, honestly, going into this

is just playing up our strengths.

We're going to be campy, we're going to be fun.

Just like honestly, just energy is going to be very fun.

It's a beach party, and I think us working together,

we have a little bit of idea of choreography already preset.

It's going to be fun.

Okay.

What is our strategy?

What is our strategy?

'Cause my strategy is to just give...

But we're a group though. I know,

but I mean prior to that,

my goal is to give them as much as I can.

But now we have to change that because it's us.

We both don't really do this kind of a high fem drag

or like this kind of a reference that much.

Yeah, neither of us would have done this, like-

Yeah, on our own. On our own.

Yeah.

We both had kind of the same feel for it.

-Yeah. ->That it was like,

yeah, just like really high camp, honestly.

But we also still want to keep it current.

We also got to give us.

That's true, that's true.

'Cause my outfit ain't nowhere close to the era,

neither is my hair.

Our plan is a lot of communication.

We're both performers.

Share the spotlight. Yeah.

We don't want to eat up each other.

Even though we're so different,

we're going to use that to our advantage

of being different performers

and different entirely queens.

Do you think they're gonna clock you on that?

That I didn't take 60s inspiration?

I mean, yeah. 'Cause some people took...

What? Yeah, they're going to.

Why?

'Cause everyone else expect for this one

are of that era.

That's why they said Ann-Margaret.

Who the fuck is that?

We'll see what happens. Are you sure?

Ooh.

Are you sure?

Our strategy as a team is to cut each of

our big gags that we have- Right.

And focus on having everything clean

because the focus of it is the performance,

plain and simple.

A lot about like working in a team, I feel like,

is making necessary sacrifices,

especially if you didn't have time to preplan.

Compromise. Yeah.

Both of us are compromising

in lots of ways. Yeah.

Woo. You need a mint.

Bitch, you need a mint.

-Okay. -

Girl, you wanna win this?

Just smooth it out a little bit

more like Betty's with the spray.

I don't wanna wear hair like Betty

'cause Betty's wearing hair like Betty.

You never tell me to be like somebody else.

I have spent my entire, not only career, but life,

fighting for the right to be me unapologetically,

so when someone sits me down and basically says, hey,

be like this person, that's a problem for me.

That's a serious problem for me.

For me, the competition is beach party

and someone that looked like me was not invited

to these parties, you know, in the early 1960s.

And as someone who's watched a lot of these films,

there were a lot of mermaids.

So to make it a little spooky, I made it an angler fish,

but I'm a beautiful mermaid on stage

performing for the crowd.

Yeah.

At the end of the day, regardless of how the challenge

is perceived or goes, we both were true to our character

and still stood by what we stand for

and put that on the stage.

All right, let's do this bitch.

We got this, guh.

Ooh, girl.

It's a new day in hell, y'all.

All right girl, let's do this.

Another day in paradise.

Jade.

Yes!

It's a new day, it the Nosferatu Beach Party.

It's time for me to lay this towel down and act up, honey.

I'm so excited that we get to perform together.

-I know. -

So Koco, we're going to go like this.

One, two...

But you do the opposite direction, right?

Koco needs more confidence, so you know,

mama's trying to take care of the children, you know.

What are we saying?

I didn't even see really Merrie

and Koco work together, either.

Merrie was kind of standing there.

Hope for the best, darling.

Hope for the best.

I most likely won't want to work with Miss Merrie again,

but since I'm a team player,

I'll figure it the fuck out or something.

God. Shit.

Here we go again.

Attention competitors.

The floor show is about to begin.

Competitors, please make your way to the main stage.

See you at the beach, bitches!

Welcome uglies and thank you for joining us

for our fangs out Nosferatu Beach Party.

Tonight we challenged our competitors

to create fresh, new looks based off of our.

Nosferatu Beach Party theme and...

As a second part to the challenge,

our blood soaked little drag monsters

must also choreograph and perform a lip-sync show

with an assigned partner on the main stage.

Here to help us judge tonight's beach party

is world famous superstar and Dragula super fan,

the glamorous Miss Vanessa Hudgens.

Vanessa, we are so thrilled to have you here.

Thank you for joining us.

Thank you so much for having me.

I'm so into blood right now.

Speaking of judges and beach parties,

what party would be complete without our next judge?

She's a world class music producer,

an international DJ sensation,

the one and only GG Magree.

GG darling, it's such a pleasure to have you.

Thank you guys so much for having me

and any excuse to wear latex.

We're so excited you two could join us.

We've been dying to come.

Look at the time.

The blood moon is already out,

high tide has come in

and our Nosferatu Beach Party is about to begin.

Let's dim the lights, start the music

and let the floor show begin.

♪ I once knew a girl ♪

♪ She was smart and she was pretty ♪

♪ And she rocked her way from sweet LA ♪

♪ Way down to New York City ♪

♪ And she's looking for a scene ♪

♪ For gettin' outta hand ♪

♪ Now she's found a little somethin' ♪

♪ And she's checkin' out the band ♪

♪ From north of the Arctic Circle ♪

♪ Down to the southern Alabama ♪

♪ Everybody's doin' the gothic surf-a-rama ♪

♪ Hang on to your panties ♪

♪ Go on get on out your board ♪

♪ Go and get down on your knees ♪

♪ And start prayin' to your Lord ♪

♪ There is somethin' cookin' for ya ♪

♪ That you may not understand ♪

♪ Don't go cryin' to your daddy ♪

♪ Don't get mom to hold your hand ♪

♪ From the north of the Arctic Circle ♪

♪ Down to southern Alabama ♪

♪ Everybody's doing the gothic surf-a-rama ♪

♪ Don't get hung up on the wah toosie ♪

♪ Don't get hung up on the twist ♪

♪ VBB has got the rhythm and you just can't resist ♪

♪ And that girl that I had mentioned ♪

♪ Well now she's just doing fine ♪

♪ And I heard it from her friend ♪

♪ She surf-a-rama's all the time ♪

♪ From north of the Arctic Circle ♪

♪ Down to southern Alabama ♪

♪ Vampire Beach Babes do the gothic surf-a-rama ♪

♪ From north of the Arctic Circle ♪

♪ Down to southern Alabama ♪

♪ Everybody's doin' the gothic surf-a-rama ♪

So that was a fantastic show.

Very exciting. Loved that theme.

But listen, before we bring the judges in,

I kind of want to chat with you

about a couple of the competitors,

'cause nobody knows our monsters like we do.

So I am concerned about Merrie.

I felt for her because I could tell immediately

that she was very much locked in her head.

And as a seasoned performer, that really stuns me.

So she's in Brooklyn.

She has this, like, legendary status,

and I feel like when you're in that kind of environment,

where you're in your comfort zone,

you can kind of get away with a lot of shit.

But coming here, she's competing

with other powerful monsters and she's stripped

of all that status. Right.

And I think that got into her head.

Part of her charm is that she fumbles

and she has fun with it.

I feel like here she's not bringing that out.

Like tonight during the performance.

Yeah.

I felt like her and Koco got up there

and it wasn't the space they expected.

Like, she had a mean look on our face the whole time.

You could see it.

It was written all over her face and you know what?

We'll bring it up tonight in judgment.

Let's talk about Zavaleta for a minute

because she literally lifted herself up out of the ground

and into what I consider like a top position

in this episode.

I wouldn't be surprised if some people

just completely wrote her off in the last challenge.

Yeah. And now they're looking

at her with new eyes because she was ferocious

and fabulous and deadly.

I am concerned if she has the level of costuming

and clothing- The polish.

The polish. Can she go the distance?

We shall see.

Speaking of distance and there and back again.

Dahli shows up.

Killed it. Yeah.

I've never seen Dahli in this light.

-I know. ->Like so much joy.

It's just kind of thrilling to see them back on the stage,

doing their drag, but in this new, updated way,

and I think that we're just seeing the beginning

and everyone is now going to be looking at Dahli

to see what they do next, because he's deadly.

He's excited to be here, you know.

He learned from his mistakes from season two,

he just wasn't in the right head space.

So you know what? I'm excited to see what he does.

Me too, me too.

Now someone I felt like really fumbled is Betty.

Right?

That hurts me right here.

She got on stage and it was like she was afraid

to be the star. Absolutely.

It hurt me 'cause I'm like,

I know that you're a star and you're a good performer.

I'm like, why are you afraid? Yeah.

She needs to believe that she's a star

and she needs to start believing it now.

I mean, a lot happened, right?

Her wig fell off.

That's that's pretty bad, you know.

She was fumbling around and you could tell she was nervous.

The sun may be rising on her vampire beach party.

I hate that. I do, too.

'Cause I really love her.

Listen, I think time is running

and we should bring in the guest judges and start judgment.

Let's do it.

Before we begin, we want to say thank you

to all of you for putting on

an incredible Nosferatu Beach Party floor show.

Great job everybody.

As always, I want to remind you that we are not

here tonight to judge your drag.

Drag is art and art is subjective.

What we are judging you on is your drag

as it relates to this competition

and the challenges that we have put before you.

I also want to point out that tonight

we are judging you on three categories,

and while you performed as a team,

you will be judged individually.

Category one is your original look

and interpretation of the theme.

Category two is your lip-sync performance

and category three is how well you were able to work

with your assigned teammate.

If we call your name, please slither forward.

Jade Jolie,

Merrie Cherry

and Sigourney Beaver.

You three are safe this week and you may leave the stage.

However, before we release the safe competitors,

Merrie...

How did you feel your show went this week?

I hated it.

Why?

I felt as if it was one thing after another

kept happening, I got in my head and forgot my words

and it just snowballed from there.

One of the things I think is the most charming

about you is that sometimes haphazard things happen to you

and it's part of your charm.

Like if things aren't working out,

just roll with it and have fun.

It seemed like you were mad,

like your face looked mad the whole time.

Yes.

I would say when you're here,

shuck off all the legendary bullshit,

like shuck off everything that you know about yourself

before you were here and just be you.

'Cause sometimes I think you're at your best

when things don't always work out, you know?

Okay. Does that make sense?

No, that makes a lot of sense.

I'd also like to point out that on stage,

you are the only person who isn't a vampire

and you may be this angler fish mermaid hybrid

who we can sort of see as like

the vampire of the undersea world.

Yes. It was another risk

and I think it was a good one.

All right, thank you.

You three may leave the stage.

Thank you.

I thought I was going to be in the bottom this week,

so I'm very glad that I'm safe.

The seven of you that remain

represent the strongest and the weakest

in this week's challenge.

We're going to offer you a bit of critique

and we're going to start with Astrud.

To me, it kind of felt like you were going

for more like a rollerblading look.

The movement was super chaotic and you guys

were kind of like working against each other in a way.

I think that you're fire, you're fierce.

I do agree, though.

I think that the fit fell flat,

but I think it could have been executed

maybe with just a little more like,

I'm going to say pizazz.

Like a fabric that's gonna reflect light in a way,

because right now it just comes off a little dull.

Really flat? Yeah.

I think Astrud should be in the bottom

because have you seen the look?

I know what you're capable of.

You're coming off of a win and to be shady,

it was like you were dressed to go to the thrift store.

It was put together in a very haphazard sort of way.

You were such an impressive performer last week,

so I think you came in very underwhelming this week.

I mean, I just want to say

I went out of my way, I feel like,

to try and make a statement by doing something

a little bit simpler, but I'm sorry that that

didn't come across.

And maybe it was a combination, also,

of your pairing because Sigourney was so together,

so by comparison, standing next to her,

any shortcomings were amplified.

I do- Go ahead.

I do wanna say something.

Well I also- I put you-

-Sorry. -

Go ahead. Sorry.

I also just want to say that I had

a whole reveal and a huge dress.

There was a lot more to the look than just this

and I cut it because we wanted it

to be more cohesive as a team.

So I made personal sacrifices to my drag

and it kind of sucks, you know.

Now I find out that I'm sort of being judged

as an individual because if I had known that,

I totally would've made different decisions, you know?

Everybody had the same rules, remember that.

Yeah.

At the end of the day, there's only one winner.

Yeah, you're right.

All right. Let's talk about Zavaleta's look.

Zavaleta, I think you should be

fucking proud of yourself this week.

You literally lifted yourself from six feet under

right into one of the best performances

at the Nosferatu Beach Party.

I think the look is a little lackluster,

but you had the reveal and these Nosfera-toenails

are fucking everything for me.

Like I was really happy with you today.

Thank you.

I could not keep my eyes off you.

Drunk off the blood, I was like, that is so hot.

Drunk off that blood. Yes!

And like you were fantastic.

I think this look is fire, honestly.

Your makeup looks great, your performance was great.

I was very into it.

I just want to say that I'm like, you're my childhood.

Zava, I want to point that out because you mentioned

watching Vanessa as a child in Mexico

and I think for this challenge you had said

that were a little bit shook

about lip-syncing in an English speaking song.

In English, yeah, but the fire from last week,

I brought it and work a hundred times harder,

sitting at the mirror, watching my mouth

because I don't like to be on the bottom

even though I'm vers.

All of the work paid off

and you delivered the lip-sync perfectly.

Let's move on to Dahli.

The characterization of the Nosferatu

who was the shy guy at the beach party.

You were the creepiest, ghouliest,

like gooniest vampire at the party and it was so fun.

Thank you.

It was a new you, you know?

We've seen you now, in season two,

we've seen your Resurrection

and this is a whole new iteration of you.

So you gave me the ultimate Nosferatu Beach Party,

just deliciousness.

It was beautiful.

And I think as an actor,

I really appreciated the character that you put on.

I'm just obsessed.

You were like the most in character,

and I feel like everyone was quite sexual,

and for me, like, you were the most playful.

And to me, that screams like the ultimate sex.

So that's why I was so drawn to you.

I like you.

We're going to talk to Koco.

You were kind of giving me this like

hot vampire waiting for her vamp daddy

on the pier to just whisk her away.

Yes.

Perfect.

Her fantasy fulfilled.

I have to say, I am so slutty for those ears.

My fucking god. Those are so good.

I love them.

But...

Do you and your partner have some sort of history

because I was kind of picking up a vibe

that you just did not want to be paired together.

We kind of scrambled a little bit behind the scenes.

Originally the plan was for me

to work out the whole situation,

like the stripper hoe I am,

and I feel like at some point,

not to throw her under the bus,

but Merrie kind of panicked a little bit

and felt as though she had to amp up her role

to make sure that everything panned out smoothly.

You definitely did not act like a team on stage.

I think that Merrie kind of upstaged you.

You know, I saw you doing all these cool moves,

but you were like behind her.

You're competing on a world stage

for $100,000 prize.

It is not time to let somebody upstage you.

Don't ever let someone steal your thunder.

Let's move on to HoSo.

You gave me the lifeguard who's waiting

for someone to drown so you can suck their blood.

I'm just here to save lives.

Exactly.

One bite at a time.

So to me, your outfit is like Rizzo

meets Baywatch meets a nun.

And it's perfect.

When you were slapping each other,

I kind of wanted you to like slap a little harder.

I don't know if that's like the little devil in me

that's coming out and it's like hit her harder.

But I just-

She got me pretty good. I wanted to see that.

HoSo, you were so adorable for this challenge.

And it was reveal after reveal.

The way that your makeup kind of translates

to this challenge really works, too, so-

Thank you. Everything was just perfect.

The stars aligned. You were really fun.

You know, it might not have been the biggest look

by the time you got down to it,

but I think the fact that you had

a multi-layered reveal was good, so you did a good job.

Let's move on to Betty.

Even though I think that your look is meticulous,

when you had the opportunity to serve it,

I felt like you were kind of almost looking to Jade

to sort of like check in.

The stage is yours, the spotlight is on you.

Take the moment.

And you like looked away from the camera.

You just missed your opportunity to shine.

And you know, as much as it pains me to say,

it was a performance challenge, so-

I think I would have been better off

without the choreography, too.

That tripped me up.

I have no rhythm nor can I keep a beat.

I'm a heel person, girl. I'm a little bit slow.

I just saw you thinking a lot.

And I think that if you forget your choreography, fuck it,

and just do what you want and find the camera

and find your light and sell it.

And don't get in the way yourself.

I do tend to get in my head a lot.

It's easy to do.

It's a competition and you're seeing and comparing,

and there's, like, so much going on.

I'm sure it's overwhelming.

But like at the end of the day, you're your own enemy,

so like just try to love on yourself through this process.

And last but not least, let's talk about Saint.

When one goes to a vampire beach party

and they want to be fashion, this is how one arrives.

I mean, to me, this is so cunt.

It's everything I would want it to be

because it's very beachwear.

It's screaming bat, it's screaming kind of like futuristic.

It's just cool.

Can I borrow this outfit? I was literally about

to ask this thing.

It's so amazing.

I think it's really original and really smart

the way you threw it all together.

When you bit into her neck

and all that blood came rushing out of your mouth,

I was on the floor.

Okay, like the floaties with the bat wings.

My god, come on.

And this is something that I would wear to a club,

so it's iconic.

I just think you and your partner just played off

each other so well, and it looked effortless.

So Saint, I think your outfit was flawless.

I think it was fashion,

I think it was perfectly Nosferatu Beach Party.

You nailed the look on the head.

As a performer yourself, we keep seeing you grow.

Congratulations. You did a great job.

Now, it's time to announce the winner

of our Nosferatu Beach Party.

Dahli, HoSo, Zavaleta and Saint,

the four of you ripped the party to shreds,

but there could only be one winner.

And that winner is...

Saint.

Congratulations, Saint.

You have won the challenge

and all four of you may leave the stage.

Girl, I just won a fucking vampire challenge.

I'm not drinking blood and eating guts today.

That means Astrud, Betty and Koco,

the judges felt you three were pulled

into the undercurrent this week and one of you

will not be coming up for air.

Astrud...

You are up for extermination this week.

All right, let's do it.

Betty, you are also up for extermination this week.

Koco, we're throwing you a life preserver.

You're safe this week and you may leave the stage.

Working with Merrie was the most

traumatic experience of my drag career.

I'd hate to say it, but it was, truly, honestly.

Betty and Astrud.

Your challenge this week was to show us

what a real beach babe bloodsucker looked like.

And unfortunately, you came up short.

In order to remind you

what a real blood thirsty monster looks like,

we will be submerging your limbs into leech infested waters

where a few dozen hungry, little leaches

will feast on your blood.

After our pets are fed, we will consider your performance

in tonight's extermination

along with your floor show scores,

and we'll consider which one of you will live

and which one of you will die.

Good luck, my little monsters.

And remember, should you die tonight,

you can take solace in knowing

that you're suffering will soon be over.

It's a load of fuckin' shit.

It's a load of crap.

It's a load of crap.

It's a load of crap. Well what did they say?

Well they basically hated everything about my look.

I mean, I mostly feel upset at myself.

I was going to have a fucking dress

that I was going to take off and reveal.

I was going to have all these gags and shit,

and I feel like it all blew up in my fucking face

because I decided to, I dunno,

not think of myself and it all backfired.

And I think it's ridiculous.

I mean, I won the first goddamn challenge, you know?

Like it's so fucking stupid.

Take it to the fucking extermination, girl.

Girl.

I'm not worried about the extermination.

I'm going to fucking kill the extermination.

What I'm really, really worried about right now

is that I went from fucking murdering the first challenge,

absolutely destroying it, to this?

I was fucking embarrassed standing up there.

Like- How are you feeling?

I'm not even worried about the leeches,

the leeches I can handle.

What I can't handle this leaving right now.

I thought we killed it.

I appreciate Astrud showing passion,

but she's doing it in a way that's very immature.

Listen, I'm sorry.

I didn't know that it was going to turn out the way it did.

I know.

And it's not your fault, it's my fault.

It's my fault for letting you control me.

I should've put my foot down

because this competition isn't about you.

This competition is about me.

I came here for me.

I didn't come here for Dahli.

I didn't come here for you.

I didn't come here for the fucking Boulet Brothers.

You came here for you.

I came here because I'm fucking crazy-

Wait a minute.

This was a team project.

It was a collaboration.

I was judged as an individual.

And I'm sorry.

And I'm not blaming you.

We didn't know that was going

to happen but when we were sitting down

and we were planning everything,

it wasn't just one person driving the whole bus.

I know, I know.

You're right, and I should've just

gone with it and I didn't.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh.

I was fucking supposed to be here.

This is the kind of drag that I'm supposed to do,

that I was fucking made for.

We've talked about this. Yes, I know,

and you know you're the best at it.

I look around this room and I see people

who came here for who knows why.

Everybody deserves to, baby-

Everybody deserves to be here.

Don't bring people down just because you feel that way.

Yeah, but I deserve...

I'm not trying to bring anybody else down,

but I deserved to fucking win.

No, no.

I love you.

I'm sorry, how you're feeling.

Yes, you don't want to hear it,

but that's not okay for you to say that.

Everybody deserves to be here.

Unprofessional.

Astrud reacted very unprofessional.

Sometimes you're in the top

and sometimes you're in the bottom.

Example number one.

One sec. Astrud's having a conniption.

Imagine. Yeah.

Astrud's having a conniption. Are you okay?

No, girl.

I mean, you know how important this is.

No, I know.

You know how important this is for the both of us.

Absolutely, no, I get it.

I should stay because I've got so much more to show.

I've got so much more to do to represent my community

and show that trans women deserve to be here.

And imagine being sent home this early.

No, it's not gonna happen. Imagine being

sent home this early.

That hasn't even happened yet.

I've just been in the bottom twice now

and she won the fist challenge, so.

Well obviously winning the first challenge

should not mean anything.

That's true.

Astrud is feeling some type of way.

I'm just feeling like I probably don't deserve

to be in the bottom and the fact that I could

possibly go home right now

is like absolutely ridiculous to me

and I'm fucking furious about it.

Like I know I'm capable of so much more

than what I did tonight.

I cannot wait to prove to you guys

how much of a fucking super monster I am.

It's not about necessarily even the looks.

Not even necessarily about how we perform.

It's about how much of a fucking monster that we are.

That's good, but also the looks

are kind of important, you know.

I mean...

Girl.

Hopefully you come home more humble.

I came to this competition for me, you know?

It shows, truly.

Koco, what was that?

What did you say about...

All I'm saying is I hope this puts

a little bit more humbleness in you.

It's hard to explain what a panic attack is like

if you haven't been through that before.

You know, if you've never experienced

that kind of like mental slip before,

it's, it's a whirlwind and it's, a cauldron.

I know you have a little feel...

Not feeling, emotions, for her.

-Yeah. ->I don't want that

to affect you because you're an amazing,

an amazing and talented artist,

and you were on the top, so keep doing that.

I just love her so much.

To see her shaken up like that, it's just...

I don't want to see you

stepping over her same rock, you know?

I know.

Seeing you on the corner, like,

I'm pretty sure you're in your head because you love her.

You're coming all the way from South Korea,

now representing who you are.

Yes, yes.

So I don't want to see that.

And don't tell anybody that I was expressing emotions.

That's why I pulled you to the side.

I just don't want to go home.

I wanna be here and I wanna fight.

I wanna fight for my community, I wanna fight for myself.

It's just not my time.

And that is why you are a monster, bitch.

No, come on Betty, come on. I wanna hear it.

My god.

Fuck!

Shit!

I should stay because Astrud is a little bitch!

I'm not gonna let a little leech send me home!

I fought my entire life.

I've got so much more to show.

Hey! Who's that?

Fuck.