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Victoria: Today is a big, big day.

The 88th Greater Los Angeles Real Estate Awards are tonight.

The Diamond Dealmakers, boys and girls.

Amir: My little bird is telling me that I'm a lock to win

Best Supporting Broker.

Chelsea: I did an online campaign for Best Writing

Adapted Listing Description that went viral.

I even got written up on Curbed LA.

Baxter: We have been asked to do a dance

during the award show tonight.

And we have really pushed our choreography

to a new level.

[ Both vocalizing indistinctly ]

Glenn: Platinum is up for Best Brokerage.

If we win, it will complete Dean's TODD:

Tony, Oscar, Diamond Dealmaker.

We have to win!

Dean: Do you feel it?

Do you feel it?

Do you feel victory flowing through your very veins?

All: Yes! Victoria: Yeah, I do.

Dean: Because tonight is the night

we will go to those real estate awards.

We will win the Diamond Dealmaker.

And we will crush Infinity and taste their humiliation.

Glenn: Yes. Dean: And TODD will be mine!

Glenn: Yes! Dean: Onward to victory!

[ All cheering ]

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Glenn: Hey, Chelsea. Chelsea: Hey. What's up?

Glenn: Congrats on your feature in Curbed LA.

Chelsea: Oh, thank you! Yeah. It turned out good.

Glenn: Yeah. So I've been doing a lot of thinking

about me and Chelsea and our sensually charged

"will they, won't they," on-again, off-again situation.

Geez.

Oh, yeah. Geez, you got big eyes. Uh...

Chelsea: Do you have a learning disability?

Glenn: What's your number again?

Chelsea: Um, you know what? This one doesn't, um,

this one doesn't have it.

Glenn: The way that I can man up here at Platinum...

Chelsea: Mm-hmm.

Glenn: ...is for us to keep this professional.

Chelsea: I know how I feel. Glenn: Stop.

Chelsea: I know how everyone in this office feels...

Glenn: Stop. I know you... Chelsea: At the sight

of a beautiful interracial couple.

Glenn: And I have to tell her what's in my heart.

[ Clears throat ]

Uh, so, I was thinking about my self-imposed ban

on not dating you while you're my subordinate.

Chelsea: Oh. Glenn: And while I knew

that it would be very challenging for both of us,

I did not think that it would be this hard.

I want to be with you.

Chelsea: Oh.

Glenn: And I was thinking that maybe we could go

to the awards dinner tonight.

Chelsea: Oh. Um, Glenn,

I'm really sorry.

But I actually think that your rule

from before was right.

I don't -- I don't think we should be together.

Glenn: No, that's okay.

Chelsea: Yeah. I was thinking about it.

And it's just never a good idea to date your boss.

I mean, I was Jay Z's assistant.

So...

[ Phone rings ] Oh, I'm sorry.

I have to get this. Is that o--

Are we okay? Glenn: Yeah. Yeah. We're good.

Chelsea: Okay. Thanks. Glenn: Yeah. We're great.

Chelsea: Hello? Uh, yes.

This is the Chelsea from the Curbed feature.

Yeah. I'd love to help you.

Glenn: That's not how that was supposed to go at all!

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Victoria: Just because I'm a lock for the awards tonight

doesn't mean I can't do a little last-second victory lap,

which is why I'm doing a favor for my loser ex-boyfriend

who wants me to sell his house.

This is amazing, by the way.

Grieg: This is the old pad.

Victoria: You have really, uh...

Grieg: Stepped it up. [ Laughs ] Victoria: Yeah.

Did not expect this.

Um, wow.

This place is a long way

from that shit hole futon-infested

rat's nest he used to call a home.

Grieg: Remember that... Victoria: Uh...

Grieg: ...from the old apartment?

Remember? Victoria: Oh, my God.

Grieg: I kept it. Victoria: Of course you did!

Grieg: I got that for $5 from Goodwill.

And now it's sitting in this 7-plus-million-dollar house.

Victoria: Reminds you of that time?

Grieg: Yeah, just that nightmare of a time.

Victoria: That time. Grieg: And I look at that,

and I see how far I've come along, you know?

Victoria: Well, in some areas.

Grieg: From that horrible, horrible time.

Victoria: I think there was good things about that time.

Grieg: No. It was a nightmare.

Victoria: Okay. Well, uh, I love the flooring.

For the record, I broke up with him.

And there is a record.

I had it notarized.

[ Phone rings ] Grieg: I'm sorry. I got a call.

Victoria: Oh, please. No. Take your time.

Grieg: Will. Hey.

I'm in the middle of, uh, selling my house.

Can I call you back?

All right, buddy.

Victoria: Was that, uh... Grieg: Sorry about that.

Victoria: ...Will, fraternity brother Will?

Grieg: No, no. [ Laughs ]

Victoria: No? You don't talk to him anymore?

Grieg: Uh, no. That was will.i.am.

Victoria: I'm...will.i.am.

Grieg: will.i.am, you know, the musician.

Victoria: Yeah. Grieg: The Black Eyed Peas guy.

Victoria: I --

I re-- Yeah. Grieg: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Victoria: No, I know his -- I know his music.

Grieg: Yeah. Oh, shoot.

Victoria: Are they calling again? will.i.am calling.

Grieg: Will. [ Chuckles ] Victoria: So --

so needed. [ Laughs ]

Grieg: Will Smith, what's up?

Yeah. I'm actually in the middle of selling my house right now.

Yeah. All right, buddy.

I'll call you back. I am so sorry.

Victoria: Different Will. Grieg: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[ Chuckling ] Not the fraternity brother.

Victoria: No. Neither of them were.

They were -- Grieg: Yeah.

Victoria: It was a musician, then a famous...

Grieg: Yeah. Victoria: ...movie star.

Grieg: Gosh, you look so great.

Victoria: Thank you. Grieg: And, uh,

and I'm definitely in a better place.

Victoria: Definitely a better house.

Grieg: Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God.

My old place was, what, the size of this carpet?

Victoria: That was just -- It was tiny. I kept saying,

"Please get a bigger place."

And then you did, but not while we were together.

Grieg: Yeah. Well, I didn't have any money when we were together.

Victoria: Well, 'cause you didn't want to work.

Grieg: You know what? It was --

it was childhood stuff that I was dealing with.

And then I started seeing a therapist.

Victoria: 'Cause I told you to see a therapist.

Grieg: You were always telling me about my issues.

And I was like, "Fuck you."

I mean, like -- like, literally, "Fuck you."

And after we broke up,

I was like, "Maybe I do have issues."

Victoria: Huh.

Grieg: And I started seeing a therapist.

Victoria: Crazy how that comes up after.

Grieg: Yeah. Yeah. Victoria: You know?

But you had still said, "Fuck you."

So that was still there. Grieg: Yeah, which wasn't right,

And then I started, uh, seeing a therapist.

I started meditating. Victoria: Mm.

Grieg: I started just making changes.

I lost all that weight.

And then I bought Panda Express.

And then I really...

Victoria: The -- for dinner or the whole company?

Grieg: The company, like, right before it really took off.

Victoria: You own orange chicken?

Grieg: [ Chuckling ] Yeah. Yeah. I guess.

Victoria: Who knew that those stocks he was always playing

with could lead to real money?

Grieg: Remember how, whenever we'd have sex,

you would go down on me

and I would never return the favor?

And you'd get so upset.

Victoria: It's just vague -- it's a vague...

Well, I think it's two, you know. Grieg: And yeah.

Victoria: When someone gives, you...

Grieg: And I was like, "I just don't do that."

Victoria: ...don't just take. You give back.

Grieg: But now I love eating pussy.

Victoria: Just lo-- Okay! You love it?

Grieg: I don't even, like, do dick stuff when I have sex.

I just eat pussy all the time.

Like, I can eat pussy all night.

So, yeah. I'm a different guy now.

Victoria: Wow. It sounds --

it sounds, um, sounds a lot different.

Grieg: Yeah.

Victoria: Good thing Victoria's gettin' waxed tonight.

[ Laughs ]

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Andrew: Before meeting with our Diamond Dealmakers Dancers

for some vigorous rehearsals...

Baxter: ...we're meeting with our client,

Dr. Phillib Almnall, to put an offer in on a house in Malibu.

Andrew: Is that true? Baxter: That's true.

Andrew: Oh, yeah!

The only snag is Amir is the selling agent.

Baxter: So, we had to have our best poker faces on.

[ Laughter ]

Pretty great. Phillib: I love it.

I love it. I love it. Baxter: It's great, right?

Hey, hey, hey. Phillib, Phillib, Phillib.

Phillib: God, this could be mine!

Baxter: Phillib. Phillib: Oh, my God.

This is my house. This is my house.

Baxter: Phil, Phil, Phil.

Phillib: Just look at that view!

Baxter: The view's amazing. Phillib: This is stupid!

Baxter: You seem to be -- you seem to be...

Baxter: Listen.

We need you to be calm.

Phillib: Okay, for the deal.

Baxter: Because it's Amir's listing

Phillib: No, I get it. I get it.

Baxter: And we have to have a poker face.

Because he is a shark.

All right? Phillib: Yes.

Baxter: You will... Andrew: He'll sense that,

and he will drive the price up.

Phillib: And we do not want that.

Andrew: No, no, no, no, no, no.

Phillib: Want the best deal possible for my new house.

Andrew: So we call this an "I like it but, I like it but."

Just keep that in your mind.

Baxter: Why don't you say, "I like it but,"

and then finish the sentence?

Phillib: I like it, but the driveway's too long.

It just means that I can host all these parties,

and people will have places to park!

Andrew: No -- no "I like it but and alsos."

Baxter: Don't add.

Yeah. Just, "I like it but," and then a bad thing.

Phillib: Okay. Yes. I like it, but that hot tub...

Baxter: No. So you...

See, you -- you smiled huge.

Andrew: The but has to be a bad thing.

Phillib: Yeah. No. I know. I know.

I'm just tryin' to think. Andrew: I like it.

I like it, but the backyard isn't big enough.

Phillib: But it is. Look at it. Baxter: No.

Andrew: No. I'm not sayin' that.

I'm saying for you to say --

You're gonna have to lie a little bit.

Phillib: I can't lie. Andrew: Yes, you can lie.

Phillib: I like it

[Stilted voice] but the backyard isn't big enough.

Andrew: Oh, you literally can't lie.

This might be harder than we thought.

I mean, lying is the key to real estate.

Baxter: It's the key, the door, the house.

It's everything.

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Amir: I love negotiating with Andrew and Baxter.

It's like taking money from a baby.

Yeah. I take money from babies.

Hey, hey, hey. Phillib: Hey.

Amir: This hand's getting really cold.

Andrew: Hey. Amir: Think I can,

uh, warm it up with a handshake and a deal?

Baxter: Uh, we're... Andrew: No.

We have other houses to look at today.

So we gotta kinda -- we have to move.

This one went, I would say, on a scale of one to 10,

it was a fiver. Amir: Really?

Baxter: Yeah. We didn't really even get to the back

of the property. We had a couple big issues inside.

So I think we're gonna move on.

Amir: You guys haven't seen the back.

The back is one of the most beautiful parts.

Phillib: I like it, but...

Baxter: But?

Amir: But the, uh...

Andrew: He's gotta choose 'cause there's

a few things he doesn't like.

Baxter: The kitchen is not as open as you would like.

Andrew: Yeah. Phillib: I was looking for...

Baxter: For something a little bigger.

It's just not gonna really do.

He needs some more high-end appliances.

Amir: Yeah. Phillib: The floors were so...

Amir: Is your face okay?

Are you in a lot of pain? Phillib: Yes.

Amir: You are in a lot of pain, aren't you?

Phillib: I need to make the best deal possible

for me... Baxter: Yes.

Phillib: Dr. Phillib Almnall.

May I speak to you for just a moment, man to man?

Amir: Mano a mano. I like that.

Phillib: I wonder if...

[ Whispering ] I want this house so much.

Please give me this house. I need this house.

I will do anything for it.

Baxter: Ah hah ha. Amir: Hey.

Baxter: He does that. He -- he does --

he does this opposite thing where...

Amir: Oh, he does an opposite thing?

Baxter: ...he pulls you close. Andrew: It's an opposite thing.

Amir: He does an opposite thing. Andrew: Yeah.

Amir: Tell me right now,

do you want this house?!

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Victoria: Since I dumped him, my ex-boyfriend, Grieg,

has transformed himself into my dream man.

I mean, he reached out to me to "sell his house."

But I think the real reason

he called is to get back together.

Grieg: I'm definitely in a better place.

And I have you to thank. I'm about to sell a huge house

because it's too small. You know?

Victoria: Uh, so I just was noticing your,

uh, your ring. Grieg: Yeah. Yeah.

Victoria: With the... Grieg: Oh, yeah. I'm engaged.

Victoria: No!

Grieg: She proposed to me, which [laughs] it's almost like,

"Okay. I love you.

So, yeah, I do."

Victoria: So funny. Grieg: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Victoria: You didn't believe in marriage.

Grieg: Not at all.

Victoria: And now you're wearing a ring.

Grieg: I'm in love.

She's a great interior designer. Let me show you.

Victoria: Is she? Grieg: Oh, yeah.

Let me show you some of her work.

Check this out. Victoria: Love to see.

Grieg: This is the room. Victoria: Yeah. Yeah.

No, it's great. So how long have you been engaged?

Grieg: Uh, I've been engaged

for about five months now.

Victoria: Five months. Grieg: Yeah.

Her name's Giselle.

Victoria: Giselle? Grieg: Yeah. This is her,

by the way.

Giselle. Uh... Victoria: She's cute.

Grieg: This is candid, completely candid.

She had just done emergency open-heart surgery

on an orphan in Botswana.

And she was wiped out.

And she didn't know I was taking this photo.

And I...

Victoria: Yeah. Grieg: ...kinda snapped it.

And you could just see how good a person she is.

Victoria: Oh, yes. Reeks.

Grieg: On top of being beautiful.

She was wiped out. Victoria: She's a doctor, then?

Grieg: She's, uh, a runway model and a surgeon.

Victoria: She have time for both of those...

Grieg: Yeah. Well, she does the modeling for fun.

Victoria: I did, um, I did a print ad for, um, Pepsi.

Grieg: This one right here is a Latin Grammy.

Victoria: Oh. She, uh... Grieg: Yeah.

Victoria: She's a singer too. Grieg: No, no. It's actually...

Victoria: This woman does everything, doesn't she?

Grieg: It's actually my Latin Grammy.

Victoria: What? Grieg: Yeah, I got it.

Yeah. You know who gave it to me?

Victoria: Who? Grieg: Edward James Olmos.

He said, "There was not a single Latino

who deserves this Grammy more than you."

Victoria: That's probably offensive to Latinos.

Grieg: Well, I cowrote a song that really meant a lot to them:

"Todo El Mundo."

? Todo el mundo ?

? Es mi corazon ?

? Es tu corazon ?

Victoria: Yeah. Really, I don't speak Spanish.

So I don't even know what that is.

Grieg: It means "my heart is your heart."

Victoria: It's off-tune a little bit. So it's...

Grieg: Oh, I'm not a singer. Victoria: Yeah. No.

Grieg: She's a singer, though. She -- she can sing.

[ Phone rings ] She's a great singer. I-I'm so sorry.

Victoria: Oh, no, no, no.

Grieg: It's another Will. [ Laughs ]

Victoria: [ Chuckles ] Wills. Grieg: Hey, Will.

I'm actually...

Exactly. Yeah. We're selling the house.

Yeah. And not that one.

No. Not the one in Maui.

Can I give you a ring maybe later today?

All right. Bye, buddy.

Victoria: Which Will was that, Shatner?

[ Both laugh ]

Grieg: It's Matthew McConaughey. Yeah. I call him Will.

It's just like a little inside joke.

Victoria: Sorry. I wasn't meaning to --

How many houses do you have?

Grieg: I don't know. Victoria: You don't know.

Grieg: Well, do castles count as houses?

Victoria: Yeah. They count. Grieg: Okay. Uh, 12?

Victoria: Mm-hmm. [ Phone rings ]

Grieg: So sorry. Victoria: Yeah. No. Please.

Take this. Grieg: Giselle.

Victoria: Oh. Gi- [chuckles] Grieg: Hey, sweetie.

You have news.

Oh, my God. Your pregnant?

I'm gonna be a dad.

Victoria: Oh. Okay. Grieg: I'm gonna be a dad.

Victoria: Ugh! For fuck's sake!

Grieg: She wants to talk to you. Victoria: Oh.

Grieg: She just wants to thank you...

Victoria: No, no. Grieg: Just for all you --

all you've done for us, just...

Victoria: Hello, Giselle.

Oh, thank you.

No, I know. He's completely different --

different person than the man I knew.

Grieg: Exactly. Victoria: Okay.

We got it.

Yeah. Congratulations.

That sounds like a --

gonna be hard to -- gonna be hard to model

when you're fat for be-- being pregnant.

In case you decide

that maybe it's not, you know, it's not worth it,

there's always -- always options.

No.

[ Chuckling ] Of course you're gonna keep it.

Of course.

You don't have to, though.

Giselle can have my sloppy seconds.

She may be a surgeon/model,

but is she up for Best Broker tonight?

[ Chuckles ] God, I hope not.

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Andrew: We were talking. We were like,

"If you happen to come down,

like, I don't know, 2.5 million,

we'd probably be willing to shake on it right now."

Amir: Oh. Should I come down 2.5 million?

Phillib: Please. Amir: Oh.

Phillib: I am very poor. Amir: Great.

And at the same time, can you guys all pull your pants down

so I can suck all your dicks?

Why not? Let's just throw that into the mix.

Phillib: Is he serious?

Andrew: That's such a typical Amir tactic to throw us off.

Baxter: I would never fall for that again.

Amir: You know, it's all good.

I have a couple buyers who've already offered asking.

So they might fall through. Andrew: Listen.

Phillib is definitely into the property.

I think it's just the --

the asking price is a little high.

Maybe you could, uh... Baxter: Breathe. Breathe.

Andrew: ...think about the buyer that you want for this.

He's a -- he's gonna be a great buyer. It's cash.

Amir: I don't think it's a little high.

Phillib: [ Whining ] Baxter: Don't squeak. Don't squeak like that.

Amir: I think he's a man who knows what he wants...

and is squeaking.

He has the squeak of joy.

Andrew: How long... Baxter: What is the squeak?

Andrew: You can only breathe out for so long.

How long is this gonna go?

Amir: I will squeak with you, my friend.

Just say the word, and we will be squeaking together.

I gotta get home, shit, shower, shave,

then pluck, pump, and pick up my date.

Time to close this deal.

Andrew: Just remember, stay quiet and calm.

Baxter: We're -- we're good here.

I think we're gonna get a good deal.

Amir has agreed to call his client

and talk about reducing the price.

Andrew: We just need Dr. Almnall to shut the hell up for,

like, 30 seconds.

Yes. Baxter: Zip 'em up.

Andrew: Literally zip it.

Baxter: And locked it. Yep.

Amir: Well, I just got off the phone with the seller,

and I have some good news.

He's pretty firm at 14.6 mil.

But, uh, he was saying that, if you are really int--

Phillib: Sold!

14.8! [ Screams ] Baxter: No. No.

Amir: Yeah!

Phillib: Final offer. Amir: Final offer: 14.8.

Done deal! Done deal! Done deal! Phillib: Yes!

Amir: Done deal! Phillib: Oh, my God!

Amir: 14.8!

Ah, yes! Phillib: Yes!

Amir: That's more than 14.6.

That's higher. Phillib: Look at this!

Andrew: Hey. We tried to get him a better price.

Baxter: But, honestly, a higher price means

higher commission for us.

So no skin off our ding-dongs.

Andrew: [ Laughs ]

Our ding-dongs.

Baxter: I knew you were gonna laugh.

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Serge: Hello. Dean: Yes.

Hello. Serge, Gio.

Gio: Long time, no see.

Serge: Long time, no see, my friend.

Dean: Could have been a little bit longer.

Serge: [ Laughs ] He say,

"Could have been a little bit longer."

Gio: He's a funny guy. Serge: He's so funny.

I forgot how funny you are.

We can't figure out the doors.

Dean: Well, gentlemen, are you very excited

to lose tonight at the awards?

Serge: Do you know how we found you today?

Dean: Oh, how's that?

Serge: We put in the GPS [imitates buttons clicking]

"big, fat loser."

It just drove to you.

Gio: [ Imitates tires screeching ]

We found you, "big, fat loser."

Dean: How about... Serge: Mm-hmm.

Dean: ...two men... Gio: Mm-hmm.

Dean: ...one eyebrow each, zero trophies?

Serge: Well, who's that? Dean: That's you two.

Serge: You think I look like Gio?

Dean: I think you might as well be the same person.

Serge: That's crazy. Gio: That's too far.

Serge: That's crazy. Gio: I'm so good-looking.

Serge: We're not even same category.

I walking with him

is like go around with Chris Brown. It's crazy.

Gio: Ladies slide off of their chair.

Oh, Chris Brown. Mm. Serge: Oh!

Dean: Much like you will be sliding off

of your chairs tonight

at the awards banquet... Serge: From wet vagina.

Dean: ...into obscur-- Serge: That's crazy.

Dean: Now, you see, you're not letting me finish my roast.

Serge: Okay. Dean: Classic roast protocol:

Set up, and then the follow-through,

which is where the sting happens.

Serge: It could be, um...

Dean: Twist the knife...

Gio: "You're going to win tonight.

Oh, no, he won't."

Dean: That's close. It's more like,

Dean: "You're going to win tonight

the biggest loser prize."

Gio: That's pretty good.

Serge: Do we want to teach Dean Rosedragon

the made-for-TV movie that we wrote the script for?

Gio: Oh, we wrote the script for the made-for-TV movie

about Dean Rosedragon.

Serge: It's set in the future. Dean: Mm-hmm.

Serge: You walk in. You're like, "Oh, my God."

Gio: What happened? Serge: "I lost everything.

Now I got -- now I got nothing!"

[ Glass shatters ]

"No! Don't do it!"

"Do do it." "No! Don't do it!"

"Do it." Oh, watch porno. [ Gunshot ]

Blow brains out. That's you tomorrow.

Dean: What's the budget for this picture? Is it zero?

Because that's how many prizes you're going to be

walking out of that award show with tonight.

Gio: You're going down. Serge: You're going down.

Dean: You're going down.

Gio: Your whole company's going down.

Dean: Your whole company's going down,

and by the terms of our death pact,

you must kill yourselves.

I will absorb your power and properties.

Serge: That's fair.

Gio: We agree to this. Serge: We agree.

Gio: We agree to this. Dean: Agree to this.

Gio: Yes, we agree to this.

All: Death pact. Death pact. Death pact. Death pact.

Death pact. Death pact. Death pact. Death pact. Death!

Gio: We had good times. Good luck tonight.

Dean: Good luck tonight. Good luck tonight.

You'll need it.

I won't because I'm going to win.

My luxury automobile is here. Serge: Mid-range.

Dean: I'm just running errands today. So it means...

Serge: You're driving the mid-range.

Dean: Yes. That's right.

Serge: Oh. That's a great car for, like, a Puerto Rican guy

or something like that who wants to seem fancy, you know?

Dean: I'll see you first at the award show.

Serge: Mm-hmm. Dean: And then in hell.

Serge: Mm. That was pretty good.

Gio: That was pretty good. Why did we come here again?

Serge: Huh? Oh, I forgot. Oh, we were going to kill him.

Gio: Yeah. Oh, shit.

We should get our car again. Serge: That's okay.

Gio: I didn't get the ticket. Serge: We didn't get a ticket.

Glenn: I'm on my way to meet Amir for a late lunch,

or, as I call it, lupper.

I need to get his advice on this whole Chelsea situation.

Amir: Uh, I'll get the [speaks foreign language]

The spot prawns are from Santa Barbara?

Man: They are from Santa Barbara.

But they're mailed from Napa.

Amir: Interesting. So they mail them up and then back down.

Okay. Man: It's a process.

Amir: Okay. Put some bay scallops in there.

Man: Sounds good. Amir: Thanks.

Man: You ready?

Glenn: Uh, I'll have a peanut butter sandwich, creamy.

Man: I'll see what I can do.

Amir: Look. You're a smart guy.

Let's do a little logic equation.

Glenn: Okay.

Amir: What is it that

is stopping you from dating Chelsea?

Glenn: Her...choices.

Amir: But what is making her

come to that conclusion

about why you couldn't date her?

Glenn: I mean, I told her that we shouldn't date

because, you know, I'm her boss, technically.

I'm partner. And she's -- Amir: Yes.

Glenn: She's working underneath me.

Amir: Exactly. Glenn: You know?

Amir: You know, look. She was hurt by that.

You're a dreamy guy.

You're a really hot guy.

If you don't take drastic measures to get Chelsea,

someone else will. Glenn: I --

I couldn't live with that. I don't want that to happen.

Amir: No, you don't. So you know what you have to do.

Glenn: You want me to kill myself?

Amir: No.

Glenn: I mean, that'll fix things.

Amir: No.

Glenn, you said that the one thing stopping you

from dating Chelsea was the fact that you're partner.

Glenn: Right.

Amir: You can't make her partner.

Glenn: Right. Amir: What is the other choice?

Glenn: Offer to shave...

[ Whispers indistinctly ] Offer to do that?

Amir: That's the one thing that's stopping you,

is that you don't shave your balls!

Glenn: Shh! Amir: Glenn...

Glenn: They're trimmed. Amir: Sorry.

Glenn: They're trimmed.

O-M-gosh.

I know what I have to do.

I should give up being partner.

??

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