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Baxter: Reggie Patterson.
I thought I killed you.
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I'm gonna kill you, Reggie.
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Andrew: What? Huh?
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Baxter:
I'm gonna kill you.
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Kill you right now.
You're dead.
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Cut you up.
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I know how to make
a body disappear.
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Cut you up.
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I'll kill your family, too.
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Make sure you're dead this time.
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Andrew: Oh, my God!
Baxter murdered someone!
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No! No!
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He couldn't --
he couldn't have, right?
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There he is.
There he is.
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Baxter: Drew, what's up?!
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-Andrew: Baxi Pads.
-Baxter: What's up, man?
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Andrew: What's going on?
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Yeah, I'm a little freaked out
by Baxter's sleep talk,
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but I don't think
he did anything.
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But, you know,
it wouldn't hurt
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to launch a subtle investigation
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into whether he murdered
somebody -- NBD -- no big deal.
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I had a crazy-ass
dream last night.
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I was gonna tell you about it.
-Baxter: Nice.
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Andrew: I was trying
to think if it related
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to, like, real life or not.
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I was like John Stamos'
personal assistant,
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but stylist sort of.
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-Baxter: Okay.
-Andrew: And he ended up
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not liking an outfit
I put him in.
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-Baxter: Oh, okay.
-Andrew: And he fired me.
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And at the end of it all,
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I walk out into the street,
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and I realize it was
just an episode
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of the new "Full House,"
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"Fuller House."
I don't know.
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Baxter: You're doing
pretty well around here,
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so I think you're fine.
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Andrew: Yeah.
What did you dream about?
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Baxter: I had
a pretty vivid dream
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of a confrontation...
with a friend of mine.
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-Andrew: Who?
-Baxter: Yeah.
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Baxter: Reggie Patterson.
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He stole a listing of mine.
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Andrew: See?!
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It was just a harmless dream
about a guy he's mad at.
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But he was out late.
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He was out very late.
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I kept trying
to call you last night.
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I noticed you wouldn't --
you wouldn't pick up
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and then the provider was doing
that thing where it's like...
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"The person
you are trying to reach
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is outside"--
Baxter: Out of cell --
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Andrew: "...of
the cell service area."
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Baxter: Good, good.
I'm glad it did that.
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Andrew: I was like,
"Where the hell is Bax?"
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-Baxter: I'm glad it did that.
-Andrew: Where were you?
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Baxter:
I took my phone up to --
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I was just tired
of answering e-mail,
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so I dropped it
100 miles north at a --
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it's called a black site.
-Andrew: Black site?
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Andrew: There's no way
to track you there.
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I just had to get off the grid.
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I've been on my phone
so much lately.
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So, yeah.
-Andrew: That's crazy.
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Baxter:
And then I went to Reggie's,
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and...we talked it out
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and settled it.
-Andrew: And you said --
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Baxter: You don't have
to worry about him
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any more stealing our listings.
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Andrew: Okay.
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No, no, no!
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No, I don't believe it.
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No.
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What's that?
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Baxter: Hmm?
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-Andrew: Is that red paint?
-Baxter: Oh, no, it's blood.
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It's my blood, yeah.
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-Andrew: Oh.
-Baxter: Don't worry about it.
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Typical...
-Andrew: Do I look worried?
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-Baxter: Yeah, no.
-Andrew: No, no, no. All right.
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Baxter: Yeah, I just
had a little nose bleed.
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Andrew: Sushi for lunch?
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Baxter:
Sushi for lunch, yeah.
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-Andrew: Sushi's good.
-Baxter: All right.
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Andrew:
Catch you later, man.
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Baxter: Later.
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Victoria: I'm showing a house
in Malibu today
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to guerilla indie filmmaker
Derek Young.
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He said he's open to anything
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as long as it has
good natural light.
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This is one
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of the finest properties
on the market right now.
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Five bedrooms, five bath,
his and her closets --
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or his and his
if you wear the pants
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in the family.
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You can see
the view is exquisite.
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Derek:
This is total mid-'70s
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Altmanesque kind
of a Yasujiro Ozu touch.
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Victoria: Well, hey, there!
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Don't you steal my job.
-Derek: Okay.
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Do you mind if I take a couple
of quick films?
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I just --
I have a visual kind of memory,
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and it really helps me to --
-Victoria: I get it.
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Derek: You have no problem
with that?
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Victoria: Please!
Get the whole --
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get the whole
panoramic view in there.
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It's...
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Derek: Yeah, oh,
you are not kidding.
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-Victoria: Right?
-Derek: Panoramic.
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Victoria: Totally normal --
I get this a lot.
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Clients want
to shoot the property
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so they can look at it later
when they're making a decision.
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Derek: And that's all
I need right now.
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Guys, come on in.
I --
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I want to shoot the best thing
I can for -- to make it look.
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You're the best Realtor,
you show me the best house.
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I gotta make the best decision,
right, so...
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Victoria: Okay.
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Derek: So I kind of have all
these people here, so...
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But don't mind them,
this is how I -- I buy things.
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-Victoria: Oh.
-Derek: So that's okay? Okay.
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We'll go from
what we did yesterday
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with the car scene.
Nothing was resolved.
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Now you're all bottled up,
you're -- you know,
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you gotta give it to him.
Okay?
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Victoria: Well, this is a first.
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Derek: That's right.
Don't deny it.
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-Victoria: Der--
-Derek: Don't deny
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that you instigated all of this.
Yes?
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Victoria: I just wanted to let
you know that the art does come
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with the house.
-Derek: And it is amazing,
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and we're gonna get that
in the shot.
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You know what?
You know how you can help
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me make my decision?
-Victoria: Oh, yeah.
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Derek: Could you give her one
of those flats?
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There we go. I need you
to reflect over there.
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-Victoria: I wasn't --
-Derek: Gotta hold that down
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and angle it up towards...
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towards Cindy, okay?
-Victoria: Okay.
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Derek: Let's do it
from the beginning
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and go all the way,
straight to the end, okay?
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-Cindy: Okay.
-Derek: And we're --
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and we're helping
by being quiet.
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Okay!
-Steven: Thank you, Derek.
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All right.
-Derek: Okay.
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And, no,
you gotta hold that low.
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But out of the shot.
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A little lower.
Here we go.
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And action.
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Steven: Look, I wanted to borrow
a little bit of money
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from your father, okay?
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Cindy: How dare you put me
in that position again.
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You know that my father
and I have money issues.
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Steven: Look, you are looking
at this backwards.
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You're looking at me
as if I'm the bad guy.
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How do you think that feels?
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Cindy: Okay, okay,
all I'm getting from you
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right now is victimization.
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Steven: Well,
that's how victims talk.
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-Victoria: Oh.
-Derek: Cut.
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Perfect.
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Victoria: Really get the feeling
of the house.
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Derek: We got there.
Took us a little while.
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I am at 99%.
-Victoria: Yeah?
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Derek: Yes,
and that was really helpful.
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Victoria: I knew
you would like this place.
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Derek: Um...you know
what would get me to 100%?
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Victoria:
Tell me, you got it.
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Derek: Do you have an interior
kitchen day...
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a continuation of this?
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Victoria: Derek,
I have a kitchen.
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And it has a warming drawer
that I think you're gonna love.
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Derek: Warming drawer!
Guys,
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right away, we're gonna shoot
the kitchen scene. Here we go.
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Victoria:
Brand-new oven, kitchen...
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Glenn: I'm really
enjoying my new role
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as a broker and partner
at Platinum.
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I have a commanding presence
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that the staff
takes very seriously.
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Todd: There is an 11:10 A.M.
departing out of Atlanta.
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And that's gonna
get you to DFW --
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Dallas/Fort Worth --
your destination by...
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3:20 local time.
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Well, no, I'm sorry, ma'am.
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That's the latest flight
I can get you.
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You will have to travel
with your luggage.
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Uh, yeah.
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Let me...
let me do some searching and --
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Glenn:
Sorry, Todd, are you...
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Todd: And, uh...
Okay, well, we do have --
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we have two windows open.
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Glenn: Todd, I'm trying
to figure out what's going on.
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Todd: And, uh...
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Okay, no,
I do understand that, ma'am.
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And we are searching
for that flight.
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There was some weather
problems out of Buffalo.
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Glenn: Sorry, Todd. Todd --
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Todd: I'm not sure
how that affected you.
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-Glenn: Okay, Todd.
-Todd: Yeah, ma'am,
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I'm gonna put you
on hold for one second.
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Glenn: Okay, great, yeah.
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Are you working
a completely different job
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right now?
What is happening?
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Todd: Yeah, I work customer
service for Delta Airlines.
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Do you have a problem with that?
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Glenn: Um...
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-Todd: I'm moonlighting.
-Glenn: Okay.
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-Todd: I'm doing my job.
-Glenn: Okay.
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Todd: Are you doing your job
right now?
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Glenn: I am doing my job.
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Okay, I'm trying
to bring, um...
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Okay, uh...
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Todd:
Ma'am, this is Todd again.
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-Glenn: Whoa.
-Todd: No,
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I am a real person, ma'am,
I'm not out of Mumbai.
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Glenn: I am shocked
that I caught Todd
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the weird janitor working
another job on Platinum's dime.
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And he's doing it in front
of a partner!
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I need you to --
-Todd: Sir, your luggage --
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no, I'm looking
for your luggage now,
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and apparently you landed
at ORD.
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-Glenn: It doesn't matter.
-Todd: Chicago's O'Hare Airport.
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-Glenn: It does not matter.
-Todd: And your luggage,
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for some reason, is at YYZ --
-Glenn: Todd?
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Todd: Which is Toronto
International Airport.
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Glenn: Todd, why,
why are you doing this?
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-Todd: Also a great Rush song.
-Glenn: Shut him down.
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You need to shut him down.
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Todd: Okay, sir, yeah,
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I understand that, sir,
and it's --
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-Glenn: Todd?
-Todd: It's very difficult.
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It's very difficult
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to find luggage
that's in another country.
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Glenn: It's very difficult
to get work done --
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Todd: Delta is looking
for your luggage right now, sir.
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And Delta is gonna track
down your luggage
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and get it to you
wherever you might be.
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Glenn: At all times
by all employees of a company
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such as Platinum Realty.
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Todd, I'm asking you to stop
this phone call right now.
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Todd: They will find
your luggage for you, sir!
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Thank you for calling Delta.
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Glenn: They will be helped
by another representative.
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Is the call done?
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Todd: Thank you for calling
Delta. This is Todd.
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Glenn:
Do not take another call.
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Todd: This is Todd
in customer service.
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-Glenn: Todd!
-Todd: How may I help you?
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Glenn: Stranded travelers
can wait,
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unlike Baxter with
his non-flushable baby wipes.
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Unclog the toilets, Todd!
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Chelsea: Glenn's win has oddly
bonded the rest of us together.
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Amir and I
have been getting lunches
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to talk
Diamond Dealmaker strategy.
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Um, sorry, I just --
this said "seared,"
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and it really feels like
it's kind of cooked through.
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Waitress:
I'm so sorry about that.
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Chelsea: That's okay.
If I could just...
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-Waitress: Yeah, uh...
-Chelsea: Could they redo it?
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Waitress:
...make you a new one.
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-Chelsea: Thank you.
-Amir: I also actually --
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I haven't really
cut into my lamb,
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but I can tell just
by looking at it
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that it's a little too rare.
-Chelsea: Yeah.
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Amir: Also, the sweet potato
mash here, I mean,
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it's definitely
been mashed too much.
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It's probably overcooked,
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'cause it's like -- I mean,
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I'm not in a nursing home,
you know what I mean?
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-Waitress: I'll send it back.
-Amir: And then I tried this,
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it was very, very sweet,
like, cloying.
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Waitress: I'll have them make
you an entirely new plate.
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Amir: It was,
like, cloyingly sweet.
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Chelsea: You know,
that made me realize
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that I thought
that was sweet potato,
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but that's like a carrot ribbon,
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and I just feel like just
garnishing with carrots
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is like --
it's like 1997, right?
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Waitress:
Would you prefer a side salad?
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We could do mixed greens.
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Chelsea: I think just something
that feels more,
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like, of this decade,
because it feels very --
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Amir: Something
that doesn't make us feel
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like we just saw "Better
Off Dead" in the theaters.
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Also, this is a fake flower.
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I know I look Middle Eastern,
but I'm not a Syrian refugee.
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-Waitress: Okay.
-Amir: So...
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Waitress: Would you like me
to take the flower away?
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-Amir: Yeah.
-Chelsea: I never ever do this,
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but I just feel
like the whole restaurant,
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it's beautiful,
everything's great.
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All of the food is disgusting
and your attitude is --
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Waitress:
Okay, I never do this,
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but I never do this, but --
-Amir: There's Asians -- oh!
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Waitress:
But I'm doing it today.
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Sorry, what were you gonna
say about Asians?
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Did I interrupt?
You know what?
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Why don't you say
what you were gonna say
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about Asians right now.
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Oh, whoops.
I'm sorry.
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I stepped
on your fucking salmon...
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Chelsea: Oh, my God.
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Waitress: ...that is seared
and not cooked through.
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So why don't you eat it
and put on some fucking weight?!
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Pieces of shit!
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You eat that.
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Chelsea: Oh, my God,
she called me skinny.
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Thank you!
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Victoria: I'm touring a house
with my client, Derek,
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who insists on shooting
the house with his actors.
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I'm done buying that
this is for his private use.
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Steven: If you didn't want me
to go on her house boat,
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why did you let me DJ
her birthday party?!
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Why did you let me go there?!
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Cindy: You are not putting
this back on me!
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You should have kept your dick
outside of her!
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Steven: You know what?
I tried.
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And then you drove my dick
right back into her!
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You drove it in again
and again and again and again!
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Cindy: How many times?!
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Steven: You want to know
how many times?
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-Cindy: How many times?
-Steven: Well, I'll tell ya.
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It's less than 100,
more than 10!
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Cindy: Oh, my God!
You animal!
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Derek: Cut. Perfect!
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Oh, God, that's perfect!
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-Victoria: Hey, Derek, can we --
-Derek: Wow.
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Victoria:
With all due respect,
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it kind of feels like you're
shooting a movie here.
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Derek: It -- no, yeah,
a little more powder on her.
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No, this is --
I need this for --
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Victoria: This is what I'm
talking about, the touch-ups...
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Derek: I want to make the best
decision I can about the house,
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so we're gonna do
a couple more takes,
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then do some exteriors and...
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Victoria: How stupid
does he think I am?!
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Oh, I'll just tell her
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I'm gonna shoot some scenes
so I can see the house,
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but really I'm gonna shoot
my whole movie here.
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00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,007
Is that what you thought,
you little indie fuck?!
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Well, listen up, okay?
Nobody fools me!
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I'm the top Realtor
in Los Angeles, okay?
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So you don't come in here
and push me around!
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What are you doing?
-Derek: I -- sorry, Victoria,
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have you ever --
have you ever --
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Victoria: What?
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Derek:
Have you ever acted before?
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Victoria:
Of course, I've acted.
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I was understudy
to the player queen in "Hamlet"
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in high school.
-Derek: Okay.
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Can -- I mean, she's --
-Victoria: What?
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Derek:
You have got to be the girl
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that she has the affair with,
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and we never reveal your name.
Would you be --
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Victoria:
You want me to be in your movie?
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Derek: Yes, I want you
to save this movie! Would you?
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Victoria: I knew
it wouldn't be long
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before the stage called me back.
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God, just
when you think you're out,
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it pulls you back in.
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Derek: Would you be okay with,
like, some tasteful nudity?
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Victoria: Yeah.
I'm okay with everything.
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Derek: Yeah?
Side boob, fleeting bush,
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half butt.
That's all it is.
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-Victoria: Got it.
-Derek: Okay, good.
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Exterior porch, let's do it,
guys. Come on.
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00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,859
Victoria: Now, I want to talk
about the script.
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00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:18,163
Are we allowed to go off,
or do we need the lines exactly?
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00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:25,270
Andrew: I've been thinking
about it a lot.
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I know my friend Baxter,
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and there is no way
he hurt Reggie.
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Baxter: Oh.
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Andrew: That's as fast
as you can go?
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Baxter: I'm trying.
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Andrew: [ Laughs ]
That chair!
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Anyhoots, I'm off
to meet a client in Brentwood.
378
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:49,294
Oh, my God!
Reggie Patterson is in that rug.
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Baxter:
Andrew! Hey.
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-Andrew: Hey, man.
-Baxter: Oh, hey.
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Andrew: What's up?
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Baxter: Sorry, I...
I didn't know you were gonna be
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00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:03,441
coming out of the elevator
this way in the parking garage,
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'cause nobody parks
on this side.
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I thought everybody was gone.
386
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:08,847
Andrew: Um, yeah.
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00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,348
Baxter: You want to help
me load this rug up?
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00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,517
I'm trying to stage a house
with a nice Oriental rug,
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00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,985
and I can't get it
in the back of the car.
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00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,854
Do you want to help?
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00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,989
Andrew: He is my best friend,
and I have sworn to help him.
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00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,858
This means something.
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00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,860
I know what's going on here.
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00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,862
I'm not stupid.
I get it.
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00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,163
Baxter:
You know what's happening?
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00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,865
Andrew: I know
exactly what's happening.
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00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,266
But I'm gonna help you.
-Baxter: But it's for you.
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Andrew: I don't want to even
try to understand
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00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:33,171
what that means because I never
asked this of you.
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00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,974
I've joked around
about it before.
401
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,175
Baxter: Great.
Help me get him in there.
402
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,443
He's super heavy.
-Andrew: He? He?
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00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,311
Baxter: Yes, the rug.
404
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,080
Andrew: You can't say things
like that.
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00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,282
You have to be more careful.
-Baxter: It's a male rug.
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00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,451
Andrew: No, there's no such
thing as a male rug.
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00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,286
Baxter: Yes, of course there is.
This is a nice
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00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,621
burgundy dark rug.
-Andrew: No.
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00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:51,122
Baxter:
This is a male rug.
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00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,590
-Andrew: Jesus Christ.
-Baxter: Help me get it.
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00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,926
Andrew: I can't believe
this is happening to us.
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00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:57,161
-Baxter: Put the head up near --
-Andrew: You can't say head.
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00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,097
Baxter:
The rug has a head.
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00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,331
There we go.
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00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,633
Okay.
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00:15:01,635 --> 00:15:03,902
Andrew: Hey, get --
hey, no, no, no!
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No, Baxter!
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00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,639
No, no!
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-Baxter: We're going!
-Andrew: No!
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00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:14,479
Somebody! Somebody help me!
Somebody!
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00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:24,589
Glenn: I hate
to be a tattletale,
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00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,491
but this janitor really
chaps my ass.
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00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:28,927
Todd: Leave me the fuck
alone, weirdo!
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00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,461
No, ma'am,
I'm not talking to you.
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00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,297
I'm sorry
you heard that language.
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00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:34,198
No, there's just a little man
bothering me right now.
427
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,301
A little pestering man.
-Glenn: Okay.
428
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:39,704
And I have no choice
but to run and tell Dean.
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00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:46,277
Mara: Ooh.
Unfortunately,
430
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,212
Mr. Rosedragon
is not in right now.
431
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:50,315
Glenn: Okay, Dean
is sitting right there.
432
00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:53,551
Mara: So sorry, he just
stepped out for just a second.
433
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,219
Pardon me for just one moment.
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00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:06,564
You know, I think
he just stepped out for lunch.
435
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,366
Dang it, you just missed him.
436
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,034
Glenn: Okay,
I'll play your game.
437
00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:13,338
When is...
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the first available appointment
with Dean?
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00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,743
Mara: Let me just
check real quick.
440
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:24,282
Dean: Do you know what we need
is a pinball machine.
441
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,050
Do you know what I mean?
-Mara: Absolutely!
442
00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:28,152
Dean: For, like, days
like this where it's so boring.
443
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,655
If we just had a pinball
machine in the office,
444
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,757
like a real, old-fashioned
one, you know?
445
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,492
Mara:
That is an excellent idea.
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00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,727
Dean:
Will you make a note of it?
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00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:36,995
-Mara: I will!
-Dean: So I won't forget.
448
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,229
Mara: Absolutely.
449
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,630
Dean:
Thank you very much, Mara.
450
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,432
Glenn: Dean, if I could.
Dean, if I c--
451
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:44,402
Mara: I guess
he took a small vacation,
452
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,404
and, um, I think --
453
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,439
I think if I got
the planes right,
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he should be back
tomorrow some time.
455
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,443
Glenn: No. No.
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00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,678
He's there.
457
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,580
He didn't step out.
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00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:00,284
-Dean: Mara?
-Mara: Yes, sir?
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00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,020
Dean: What's my favorite
national anthem again?
460
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,488
Mara: The Canadian
national anthem, sir.
461
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,190
-Dean: Thank you, thank you!
-Mara: So, again,
462
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,059
if you'd like to set up
an appointment, that would be --
463
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:10,461
Glenn: Yeah, I want
to set up an appointment, Mara.
464
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,697
Mara: Ooh.
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00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,298
That's a nasty tone.
466
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,634
Glenn: When can I have
an appointment, Mara?
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00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:19,470
Mara: Uh, I believe
he's open at 5:00 P.M.
468
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,105
5:00 P.M.
469
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:22,507
Glenn: Today? Great.
I'll take 5:00 P.M. today.
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Mara: Next Friday.
471
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Glenn:
He's sitting right there,
472
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:27,111
reading some kind
of old book, okay?
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00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:29,280
Let me speak to Dean.
Get out of my way.
474
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:32,083
Please, get.
475
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,185
Mara: Go ahead.
476
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,487
Oh, block!
You never leave me open.
477
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,222
-Dean: Mara? Mara?
-Mara: Yes, sir?
478
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,358
Glenn: There's no way
he didn't see me standing there!
479
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,726
Why is no one
480
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,162
giving me the respect worthy
of a partner?
481
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:47,331
Dean: Oh, this does take place
on Earth.
482
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,233
Glenn: Okay, Dean, I'll
just be -- I need to speak --
483
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,835
Mara:
I think -- I think it's time.
484
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:53,171
I think it's time for you --
-Glenn: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
485
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,338
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
486
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,274
Ow, ow, hey!
This is a suit.
487
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,443
This is a suit, all right.
This isn't some kind of...
488
00:17:58,445 --> 00:17:59,544
Dean: Mara?
489
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:00,745
Mara: Yes, sir?
490
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,513
Dean:
What's "Star Wars" again?
491
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,515
Mara: Oh, it's that silly
little film
492
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,683
that you said you hated.
493
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,485
Dean: Oh!
Yes, I hate it so much!
494
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,320
Mara: Did you want me to go
ahead and recap it for you?
495
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,688
-Dean: Yes, please.
-Mara: Okay.
496
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,590
In a galaxy far, far away...
497
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,258
Glenn:
She put me in time-out.
498
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:17,128
Being partner feels a lot
like being office manager.
499
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:26,404
Victoria: I was really pissed
when Derek used my listing
500
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,573
as the location
for his independent film.
501
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:32,376
? But that all changed
when he made me a star ?
502
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,178
Cindy: [ Crying ]
Damn it, I will jump!
503
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,246
Steven: No.
504
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,248
Victoria: Steven...
505
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,817
I can't do this anymore.
506
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,786
-Steven: But you have to.
-Victoria: I'm sorry.
507
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,754
Listen, I...
-Steven: But you have to.
508
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,523
Victoria: Why is my character
even here?
509
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:48,426
Derek: Because she is
a force of nature. She has no --
510
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,261
Victoria:
She wouldn't be here.
511
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,863
She goes to yoga on Tuesdays.
512
00:18:51,865 --> 00:18:53,397
Why would she show up here?
It doesn't even make sense.
513
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:54,866
Derek: Wait a minute,
514
00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:56,467
when did we decide that she
goes to yoga on Tuesday?
515
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,902
Victoria: I have a back story.
Put your arm up.
516
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:01,672
-Derek: Mm-hmm.
-Victoria: Slowly, sl-slower.
517
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,442
Slowly, slower.
518
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,377
Look at me, look at me.
-Steven: [ Grunts ]
519
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,745
Oh, my balls!
520
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:08,846
Victoria: I think we should
roll. Just roll.
521
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,915
Filmmaking is like real estate.
522
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,450
I do whatever I want.
523
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,719
But ask no more!
524
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,521
Ask no more.
525
00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:21,159
Derek: And cut, print.
526
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,293
Victoria: I mean,
I think that was it.
527
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:26,597
Steven:
That was so good.
528
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,699
-Victoria: Oh.
-Cindy: You okay, Derek?
529
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:31,169
Derek: I'm gonna need
a second, guys, I'm sorry.
530
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:32,370
Cindy: Sure.
531
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,704
Derek: Thank you.
532
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:34,939
-Victoria: Thank you.
-Derek: Thank you.
533
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,542
-Victoria: Oh, bravo me.
-Derek: Victoria.
534
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,310
Just a second,
just a second, okay?
535
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:41,712
Victoria: Do I have room
for a Diamond Dealmaker
536
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,181
and an Oscar?
537
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,415
I'll make room.
538
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:54,625
Andrew: I agreed
to help Baxter move a rug
539
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,861
with a dead body in it,
and then he kidnapped me.
540
00:19:56,863 --> 00:20:00,331
I don't know where we're headed,
but I am terrified!
541
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,933
Why are we stopping?
542
00:20:01,935 --> 00:20:03,601
-Baxter: We're stopping.
-Andrew: Why are we stopping?
543
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,303
-Baxter: We're here.
-Andrew: Why did you say --
544
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,504
we have gone so far
and you're suddenly stopping.
545
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:07,972
What are we doing?!
Let me out!
546
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,674
-Baxter: I'm letting you --
-Andrew: Let me out!
547
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:13,377
-Baxter: I am!
-Andrew: I am so car sick!
548
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,912
I am so car sick!
549
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,215
Baxter: Just shut up!
550
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:19,217
Okay?
There comes a time
551
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:21,352
when you have to be a big boy.
-Andrew: Oh.
552
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,287
Baxter: And stop being
a little boy.
553
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:24,822
Andrew:
I want to stay little.
554
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,325
Baxter: I feel like you have
your diapy on right now.
555
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,627
Do you have a big dirty diapy?
556
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,495
Andrew:
I do have a dirty diapy.
557
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:33,564
Baxter: No one can know.
558
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,267
Andrew: I'll do this with you.
I will help you with it --
559
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:37,501
[ Noisemakers blowing ]
560
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:39,904
All: Surprise!
561
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:43,741
-Andrew: No!
-Baxter: Yeah!
562
00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,012
-Andrew: Yeah!
-Baxter: It was a prank!
563
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,347
Andrew: You knew!
I thought you...
564
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,815
I thought you killed --
565
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:53,284
I thought you killed a person.
-Baxter: What?!
566
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,652
Andrew: I thought I --
567
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:57,455
Baxter: He thought
I killed someone!
568
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,856
[ Laughter ]
569
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:01,292
Andrew: I knew Baxter
couldn't kill anyone.
570
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:03,494
It turns out it was actually
an elaborate cover
571
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,863
for a surprise birthday
party for moi.
572
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:09,533
Guys, I thought he literally
had killed somebody.
573
00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:11,335
-Chelsea: What?
-Andrew: I did. I swear to God.
574
00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:13,804
I went down in the basement
as I'm leaving for the day.
575
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:16,474
He had that --
he had that stand-up of me,
576
00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:17,541
which is nice,
577
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:18,776
and I had wanted that
578
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,044
for a long time.
-Chelsea: Yeah.
579
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:21,779
Andrew: He had that wrapped up
in a rug.
580
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,482
So what would you think
if you saw somebody putting a...
581
00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:33,824
Baxter is a genius!
582
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,726
He throws a surprise
party for me
583
00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:38,829
when my actual birthday
is four months away.
584
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:12,463
Cindy: I'll do it.
I'll jump.
585
00:22:13,765 --> 00:22:14,965
Victoria: No.
586
00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:19,337
Announcer: 3 lovers,
1 house...
587
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:21,038
Steven: But you have to!
588
00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:27,878
Victoria: Five bedrooms,
five and a half baths.
589
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,481
The master bedroom
has two closets!
590
00:22:33,118 --> 00:22:36,487
Announcer:
Starring Cindy Roost...
591
00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:38,889
Robbie Cass...
592
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,692
and introducing Victoria King.
593
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:45,062
Victoria: I won't even
need to put it on MLS.
594
00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:48,733
I'm that good!
595
00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:50,568
Announcer:
In select theaters.
596
00:22:50,618 --> 00:22:55,168
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