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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:49,710 SCENT OF A WOMAN 2 00:02:39,580 --> 00:02:43,610 Ah, cheers! You’re punctual. 3 00:02:44,150 --> 00:02:46,350 Wipe your feet well. 4 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:59,440 Punctual! I like that. 5 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:03,260 Tip-toe, so you don’t soil the place. 6 00:03:05,630 --> 00:03:08,490 Would you like some coffee? 7 00:03:08,660 --> 00:03:12,730 My God, you’re so young! What’s your name? 8 00:03:12,890 --> 00:03:14,350 Bertazzi Giovanni. 9 00:03:14,510 --> 00:03:16,910 Almost a child! 10 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:20,740 I don’t know if one so young… 11 00:03:20,910 --> 00:03:22,490 Have they told you what you have to do? 12 00:03:22,650 --> 00:03:24,230 The Commander explained it to me. 13 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,680 I’ll give you a cold coffee. 14 00:03:26,850 --> 00:03:30,040 Or rather a small vermouth, an orange juice? 15 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,160 The coffee’s fine. May I smoke? 16 00:03:32,330 --> 00:03:36,320 Be my guest! Fausto is also always with a cigarette on his lips. 17 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:38,680 You men are full of vices! 18 00:03:39,180 --> 00:03:43,790 But you look like a decent chap. 19 00:03:44,750 --> 00:03:46,200 Are you a student? 20 00:03:47,410 --> 00:03:50,650 I’m his aunt. In fact, almost his mother. 21 00:03:50,810 --> 00:03:54,380 I’ve been taking care of him for seven years. 22 00:03:54,550 --> 00:03:57,960 Since the accident, with the army games… 23 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,440 while playing with a bomb. 24 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:06,180 I say playing, because war games, nowadays… 25 00:04:07,130 --> 00:04:08,330 The commander explained. 26 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:11,080 A man like him… 27 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:15,150 so rich, yes, rich! 28 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:17,590 Strong as a lion… 29 00:04:18,100 --> 00:04:20,000 alive as a fish. 30 00:04:20,170 --> 00:04:22,130 And all alone in the world. 31 00:04:25,910 --> 00:04:29,590 I’ve just waxed it. Don’t slip! 32 00:04:30,310 --> 00:04:32,290 He’s not a bad person. 33 00:04:32,470 --> 00:04:36,940 But you shouldn’t contradict him or argue with him. 34 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:39,900 And never call him captain. 35 00:04:40,070 --> 00:04:42,980 Just “Mister” or “sir”. 36 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:45,960 Have you understood? 37 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:49,540 May we, Fausto? 38 00:05:02,890 --> 00:05:06,130 Private Bertazzi, Health Service, at your orders! 39 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:09,780 Sit down here! 40 00:05:14,070 --> 00:05:15,800 Not the last name. Your first name? 41 00:05:15,980 --> 00:05:17,960 - Giovanni. - Good, I’ll call you Ciccio. 42 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:21,870 Like the two others. 43 00:05:22,540 --> 00:05:24,360 I always called them Ciccio. 44 00:05:24,530 --> 00:05:27,150 If you don’t like it, say so, though it won’t change anything. 45 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:30,290 Not at all, Ciccio is a good name. 46 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:00,030 Then, Ciccio? 47 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:01,290 At your orders! 48 00:06:01,540 --> 00:06:04,280 Don’t. With me, forget that you’re a soldier. 49 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:05,640 Yes, sir. 50 00:06:06,150 --> 00:06:07,480 Can you walk? 51 00:06:08,430 --> 00:06:10,380 - Yes, I can walk! - Are you sure? 52 00:06:10,550 --> 00:06:12,370 I think so! 53 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:15,740 Ah, splendid! We have a Ciccio that thinks! 54 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:20,920 Ciccio thinker! 55 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:22,830 From now on, it’s forbidden to think. 56 00:06:23,010 --> 00:06:24,260 As you wish. 57 00:06:24,420 --> 00:06:27,040 And during seven days, just tolerate us. 58 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,410 Seven days: five plus two. 59 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:32,230 And we’ll march, on the double. Understood? 60 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:33,060 Understood! 61 00:06:34,180 --> 00:06:37,530 Tomorrow, departure at 7 a.m. Genoa - Rome - Naples. Been there? 62 00:06:38,170 --> 00:06:40,200 Not Naples. I didn’t know… 63 00:06:40,370 --> 00:06:42,850 that we’d stop in Genoa and Rome. 64 00:06:43,030 --> 00:06:45,930 Why, who said that we’d stop? 65 00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:48,920 Only if I feel like it. 66 00:06:49,170 --> 00:06:50,170 Here’s the Baron. 67 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:53,910 Six years, castrated, he hates me. 68 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:58,380 He tried to make me stumble, but never succeeded. 69 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:03,500 Castrated idiot, murderer. I insult him and he hates me. 70 00:07:03,670 --> 00:07:04,200 Up! 71 00:07:04,710 --> 00:07:06,160 Let’s go, get up! 72 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:11,480 But you’re small, dammit! Hardly a dwarf! 73 00:07:13,390 --> 00:07:14,720 Short legs! 74 00:07:16,210 --> 00:07:18,110 OK, let’s try. Come. 75 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,470 Here, take me by the arm, lightly. 76 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:28,710 Don’t tighten the grip, a slight pressure is enough. Go! 77 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:33,280 I said walk! Faster, watch out for the console. 78 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,890 Where do you think you are, in a funeral? 79 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:37,220 To the left! 80 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:39,370 About-face, march! 81 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:41,960 What, are you afraid to blemish the floor? 82 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:44,570 You have to dig in your heels in the wax! 83 00:07:44,740 --> 00:07:45,990 And leave your print! 84 00:07:46,530 --> 00:07:49,880 And screw that insane maniac old hag! 85 00:07:50,310 --> 00:07:52,620 Not on the wooden hand, higher! 86 00:07:54,710 --> 00:07:57,660 Synchronize your steps! 87 00:07:57,950 --> 00:07:58,780 That’s enough. 88 00:07:59,110 --> 00:08:03,420 And don’t let your brain wander. We think sitting down, OK? 89 00:08:04,970 --> 00:08:06,080 Whisky. 90 00:08:06,250 --> 00:08:08,870 To be honest, I hardly drink at all. 91 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:10,620 With me, you will drink! 92 00:08:10,780 --> 00:08:12,680 I’ll fatten you with whisky! 93 00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:16,180 When you’ve had enough, empty the rest… 94 00:08:16,350 --> 00:08:19,530 even in your pocket, but without me knowing it! 95 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:25,510 What, are you playing with me? 96 00:08:25,690 --> 00:08:28,470 Not with me, my lad, never with me. 97 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:31,420 Meanwhile, you… ah, Baron, it’s you! 98 00:08:31,590 --> 00:08:34,070 You’ll drink and give me back an empty glass. 99 00:08:34,870 --> 00:08:35,810 Understood? 100 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:42,390 A twelve year old whiskey, you’re kidding! 101 00:08:44,550 --> 00:08:45,790 Does it burn? 102 00:08:47,740 --> 00:08:51,480 Kid, you can’t walk, but you don’t stink. 103 00:08:51,810 --> 00:08:53,010 Are you drinking or not? 104 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,170 Your predecessor smelled 105 00:08:57,340 --> 00:08:59,370 like a pigsty and reheated minestrone. 106 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:00,990 You can leave. Tomorrow… 107 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:02,570 …at seven here. 108 00:09:03,150 --> 00:09:04,800 And be on time! 109 00:09:04,980 --> 00:09:07,430 Washed and ironed! See? 110 00:09:12,220 --> 00:09:13,920 What do you think, Baron? 111 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:17,540 An asshole, but a good kid. 112 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:21,560 You weren’t afraid, I hope? You’ll see! 113 00:09:21,730 --> 00:09:25,930 He has an evil air about him, but is a good man. He is good. 114 00:09:27,170 --> 00:09:30,500 Castrated idiot, murderer! 115 00:10:06,530 --> 00:10:10,560 What a summer! If only it would rain! 116 00:10:12,180 --> 00:10:13,710 Does the heat bother you? 117 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,160 Not much. 118 00:10:15,580 --> 00:10:17,230 Your father is a peasant, I bet. 119 00:10:17,410 --> 00:10:18,360 He has a job. 120 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:20,650 - Then, your grandfather. - He had a shop. 121 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:23,680 Then, your great grandfather. Don’t argue! 122 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:26,370 Tell me, peasant… 123 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,660 Did my aunt tell you not to contradict me… 124 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:32,740 or is it you who thinks it’s right… 125 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,970 to pity me? 126 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,300 Do you feel sorry for me? 127 00:10:39,050 --> 00:10:41,870 Well, I don’t know, I don’t think so. 128 00:10:42,950 --> 00:10:44,690 You’re soft! 129 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:50,710 Do you have black hair? 130 00:10:52,210 --> 00:10:53,920 Not really black, chestnut. 131 00:10:54,210 --> 00:10:57,110 Do you see mine? A true raven! 132 00:10:57,280 --> 00:11:01,050 Women like it that way. 133 00:11:01,810 --> 00:11:03,430 Tell me, do I have any white hairs? 134 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:05,490 No, not a single one! 135 00:11:11,030 --> 00:11:11,780 Did you smell that? 136 00:11:14,270 --> 00:11:15,760 A female scent! 137 00:11:22,450 --> 00:11:24,570 Tell me: big, small? 138 00:11:24,730 --> 00:11:27,640 Young ones surely! Young armpit smell! 139 00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:29,840 Ciccio, speak my good man, describe! 140 00:11:30,010 --> 00:11:32,410 I didn’t see well, but there were two! 141 00:11:32,580 --> 00:11:33,910 Where are your eyes? 142 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,610 Do you like women or don't you? 143 00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:39,300 Can’t you tell if a breast is pear or apple-shaped, 144 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:40,890 if an ass is low or high? 145 00:11:41,140 --> 00:11:44,380 Do you think I miss not seeing the sun… 146 00:11:44,540 --> 00:11:46,440 or St. Peter’s dome? 147 00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:50,470 Sex, thighs, two beautiful buttocks: that’s the only religion… 148 00:11:50,650 --> 00:11:53,970 the only political idea, the true fatherland of a man! 149 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:01,860 Pussy! 150 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,690 Have a drink. 151 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,050 Come here! 152 00:12:15,490 --> 00:12:19,310 Five plus two. Seven days with this loon! 153 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:23,450 I won’t make it! And Naples… 154 00:12:23,630 --> 00:12:26,620 Why Naples? Why couldn’t we stop in Genoa? 155 00:12:34,090 --> 00:12:35,960 Almost there. 156 00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:39,370 In Genoa, you’ll remove the uniform. 157 00:12:39,530 --> 00:12:41,570 Do you have civilian clothes? 158 00:12:43,020 --> 00:12:44,670 I’ll pay for them. 159 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:49,790 I don’t want to look as if I’m in charge of the fatherland. 160 00:13:02,210 --> 00:13:04,030 You’re not here to be a porter. 161 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,570 There are plenty of them at the station. That’s what they’re there for. 162 00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:11,710 One is born a porter. 163 00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:14,750 One is born a porter or a poet. 164 00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:21,520 Do I look like an ice cream salesman? 165 00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:26,790 Are you admiring yourself? How conceited! Go! 166 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,400 - Attention, the column! - I saw it! 167 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,020 There’s a bus passing. 168 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:38,510 Genoa, civil city. He’ll stop. 169 00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:40,790 Thank you, comrade driver. 170 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,610 All in all, you don’t say anything, you don’t laugh. 171 00:13:46,770 --> 00:13:48,670 Worse than a wolfhound. 172 00:13:48,850 --> 00:13:50,970 So, do you speak? 173 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:53,610 If I speak, I blunder. I’d like to try. 174 00:13:53,790 --> 00:13:55,580 Let’s see what comes out of this brain. 175 00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:57,560 Beautiful day, isn’t it? 176 00:13:57,740 --> 00:13:59,390 Beautiful? Why beautiful? 177 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:01,180 I don’t know… because of the sun. 178 00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:02,680 Who said that the sun was beautiful? 179 00:14:02,850 --> 00:14:06,910 The rain is beautiful! It is noise, music. 180 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,560 I see with my ears, don’t you understand? 181 00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:12,730 - You asked me to speak… - Yes, but not about the sun! 182 00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:14,710 Tell me about the girls. 183 00:14:14,930 --> 00:14:15,960 What girls? 184 00:14:16,140 --> 00:14:18,590 I sense them and you don’t see them? 185 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:22,900 Ciccio, you’re with me to look and describe. 186 00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:27,720 There are girls there, but they’re rather… 187 00:14:27,890 --> 00:14:29,540 I don’t want to become engaged! 188 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:32,580 Tell me about those sluts there. 189 00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:34,120 There’s a small one in red there. 190 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,520 No, the big ones with the broad hips. 191 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:38,690 I like them big. 192 00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:41,000 - Here’s one. - Hips? 193 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:43,330 Medium built, only the nose is large. 194 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,240 Big one, a large nose, and feet? 195 00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,440 Hey, feet? 196 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:49,140 Enormous! 197 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:50,430 It’s a transvestite. 198 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,340 Next one! 199 00:14:54,630 --> 00:14:56,700 "I can’t accept the drafts." 200 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,210 A big ass… 201 00:14:58,370 --> 00:14:59,700 but she’s busy. 202 00:14:59,870 --> 00:15:00,810 Let’s go further. 203 00:15:00,990 --> 00:15:03,730 Stop if you see a big one. 204 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,930 Dirty faggot smell! 205 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,100 - I saw one that’s your type. - Big? 206 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,550 Yes, broad hips. 207 00:15:16,730 --> 00:15:18,430 Overweight! Legs? 208 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,180 - Very beautiful. - Black hair? 209 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:21,920 Black? 210 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,290 Quite black? 211 00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:24,870 - Black or not? - Black, black! 212 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:26,120 Have a good look at her… 213 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,940 and the place where she is. 214 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,830 - Tomorrow we’ll return. - Aren’t we leaving this evening? 215 00:15:34,010 --> 00:15:35,590 And what about obedience? 216 00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,980 They must have taught you that bullshit… 217 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:39,740 Quick, respectful and absolute. 218 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,400 Good! Tomorrow Ciccio… 219 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:45,300 Walk! 220 00:15:45,470 --> 00:15:48,910 You have to say it before, you idiot, not afterwards! 221 00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:53,240 Big, black, beautiful buttocks, we’ll have some fun! 222 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,510 It’s red. 223 00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:58,840 Excuse me, where is this street? I can’t read. 224 00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:03,910 Straight through there, then the second on the right. 225 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,810 Walk. 226 00:16:08,060 --> 00:16:11,140 Right! And don’t send me under the FIAT 600! 227 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:12,500 Is it a 600 or a 500? 228 00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:14,410 - 500. - Yes, but customized! 229 00:17:13,110 --> 00:17:14,520 Let’s go to sleep. 230 00:17:27,810 --> 00:17:28,480 Where were you? 231 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,710 I watched “Ask forgiveness from God, not from me” on the T.V. 232 00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:32,790 American stupidities! 233 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,980 Spaghetti western! I can tell you. 234 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:39,900 The gringo flees, chased by men on horseback… 235 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:44,510 she and he then leave for the north. American crap! 236 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:47,830 Chamomile smell! 237 00:17:53,850 --> 00:17:56,800 Ah, they delivered our old clothes. 238 00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:02,660 Do you hear the train whistle? 239 00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:05,610 That’s why I chose this hotel. 240 00:18:05,770 --> 00:18:07,840 Train noise keeps me company, the night. 241 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,380 How is the room, the walls? 242 00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:11,710 Wallpaper with flowers. 243 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,950 And the pictures? Hunting scenes, Roman ruins… 244 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:17,780 A gentleman in a top hat… 245 00:18:17,940 --> 00:18:19,400 with dead hares. 246 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,760 Hunting scenes, I was right. 247 00:18:21,930 --> 00:18:24,160 You can go to sleep now. 248 00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:27,160 I’ll call you if I need you. 249 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,190 Yes, Sir. 250 00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:32,440 Yes, Sir! You say it well. 251 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:35,840 You were born to be a lackey! Go away young girl! 252 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,910 Beat it! 253 00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:41,650 And don’t snore! 254 00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:44,520 Little asshole! 255 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,450 He gets angry over a “yes, sir”. 256 00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:56,150 If I had said “go fuck yourself”… 257 00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,810 Mother fucker! 258 00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:05,790 - Ciccio! Did you buy the Turin papers? - Yes, sir! 259 00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:08,110 Bring them. 260 00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:14,470 Here, sir. 261 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:16,830 Do you need anything else? 262 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,870 How will I read them? 263 00:19:20,030 --> 00:19:21,570 Ah, right. 264 00:19:22,150 --> 00:19:23,940 You’re a student, you can read, right? 265 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,640 Of course. What should I read? 266 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,420 Neither sports nor socials. 267 00:19:27,590 --> 00:19:28,960 Politics, then. 268 00:19:29,130 --> 00:19:32,080 Don’t talk bullshit. Is my hair messed up? – No, sir! 269 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,980 Politics has got nothing to do with me. 270 00:19:35,150 --> 00:19:38,420 Can they guarantee me the end of the world? 271 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:41,710 The personals are the funniest. 272 00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:43,910 Read the matrimonial ones… 273 00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:47,100 on the last page. 274 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,380 Get on, attack! 275 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,780 “Tall, 39 years old, from the north, sports type… 276 00:19:58,950 --> 00:20:03,310 is looking for a southern bank clerk, must love children, catholic.” 277 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:05,710 Straightforward with all the defects! 278 00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:09,160 “Single, good education, would marry young lady… 279 00:20:09,330 --> 00:20:11,560 aged 30-40, nice and frigid.” 280 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,550 I told you they were funny. 281 00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:18,590 Here’s one: 282 00:20:19,590 --> 00:20:23,270 “56-year-old, ugly, would marry serious gentleman… 283 00:20:23,450 --> 00:20:25,570 able to appreciate virginity.” 284 00:20:25,730 --> 00:20:29,140 And another: “Skull with lower jaw for sale. 285 00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:31,340 Call at dinner time.” 286 00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:34,360 That’s enough. 287 00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:38,850 Go to sleep, I have to take off my arm. 288 00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,890 If only I could take my head off… 289 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:44,960 Can I help you? 290 00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:48,990 Don’t be ridiculous! 291 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,650 I don’t need assistance! 292 00:20:51,190 --> 00:20:52,770 Go hit the sack! 293 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,260 And don’t run off. 294 00:20:55,430 --> 00:20:56,430 If you go out… 295 00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:59,290 I’ll have you arrested! 296 00:21:00,580 --> 00:21:01,240 Yes, sir. 297 00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:02,410 Wake up time is 8 a.m.! 298 00:21:02,860 --> 00:21:04,060 Good night, sir. 299 00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:05,940 And don’t masturbate. 300 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,930 Don’t jerk off! 301 00:21:33,790 --> 00:21:36,580 Impossible to sleep with these trains. 302 00:21:38,110 --> 00:21:41,060 Such a beautiful dream… I was at the barracks… 303 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:27,260 A photograph… he can’t see it… 304 00:23:27,420 --> 00:23:30,580 She’s pretty! Perhaps she’s his daughter. 305 00:23:32,490 --> 00:23:34,940 But why a gun? 306 00:23:35,110 --> 00:23:37,480 A blind man with a gun? 307 00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:00,250 Pardon me! 308 00:24:04,290 --> 00:24:06,350 It’s nothing, my pretty one. 309 00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:08,350 You didn’t hurt me. 310 00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:27,400 All done. 311 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:31,650 The hat. 312 00:24:32,350 --> 00:24:34,920 I did only one hand. 313 00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:36,550 Is it half-price? 314 00:24:36,710 --> 00:24:37,410 Shut up! 315 00:24:44,940 --> 00:24:48,130 - How is the girl? - Small and thin: 40 kg. 316 00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:51,000 Bitch! She hurt my finger. 317 00:24:51,170 --> 00:24:53,620 I should have given her the wooden hand. 318 00:24:53,870 --> 00:24:55,570 - How much is it? - 7.500. 319 00:24:55,740 --> 00:24:57,190 Keep the change, kid. 320 00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:59,970 And, learn how to handle your tweezers! 321 00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:05,530 Look in front of you! 322 00:25:11,270 --> 00:25:13,220 Cat pee smell! 323 00:25:15,550 --> 00:25:16,740 It’s here, I think. 324 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,820 We saw her here, for sure. 325 00:25:18,990 --> 00:25:21,530 You saw her, to be precise. 326 00:25:21,690 --> 00:25:23,190 Yes! But she’s not there. 327 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:24,550 You’re wrong. 328 00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:27,680 It’s this street, but there was a bakery. 329 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,000 No, I’m certain! 330 00:25:29,170 --> 00:25:32,860 You believe that your eyes allow you to see better? 331 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,760 You were right: here’s the bakery. 332 00:25:35,940 --> 00:25:37,970 It’s here that you… that I saw her. 333 00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:39,800 She’s not there. 334 00:25:40,180 --> 00:25:43,410 She’ll arrive. Accompany me to the cafe and return. 335 00:25:43,580 --> 00:25:45,280 What if we look for another one? 336 00:25:45,450 --> 00:25:48,400 I want the one from yesterday. I get attached, 337 00:25:48,570 --> 00:25:50,430 I’m sentimental. 338 00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:52,590 What should I say to her? 339 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,290 Nothing, let her speak. 340 00:25:55,750 --> 00:25:58,410 She’ll want 10,000 liras, give her 15. 341 00:25:58,570 --> 00:26:02,880 So that she doesn’t ask how it came about. 342 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:06,470 When they find someone unhappier than they are… 343 00:26:06,630 --> 00:26:08,090 they become maternal. 344 00:26:08,250 --> 00:26:10,040 And I’m already a son of a bitch. 345 00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:11,560 So true. 346 00:26:11,910 --> 00:26:12,740 What? 347 00:26:12,900 --> 00:26:14,180 I wanted to say… 348 00:26:15,020 --> 00:26:16,600 So, will you hurry? 349 00:26:19,260 --> 00:26:20,840 And tell her the truth! 350 00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:32,580 An ice with the whiskey and a newspaper. 351 00:26:36,620 --> 00:26:38,490 Where to find her now? 352 00:26:38,860 --> 00:26:42,550 If I choose a small one, he’ll find out. 353 00:26:43,180 --> 00:26:46,920 I can understand the big ass, but black hair? 354 00:26:47,460 --> 00:26:50,020 And long, to boot. 355 00:26:55,470 --> 00:26:58,960 What if I brought the boy to him? What a riot! 356 00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:04,970 I prefer the fag! 357 00:27:08,220 --> 00:27:11,300 That one yes, they’re long, but blond! 358 00:27:14,950 --> 00:27:15,700 What are you doing? 359 00:27:16,490 --> 00:27:18,610 - I’m looking for a girl. - You found one. 360 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:21,750 My name is Marilyn. 361 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,910 What, no dough? 362 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,650 No, it’s not that. 363 00:27:27,410 --> 00:27:31,400 I want a girl with black hair 364 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:32,730 and broad hips. 365 00:27:32,890 --> 00:27:34,470 And what size bra? 366 00:27:36,090 --> 00:27:38,070 I’d like to go with you… 367 00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:41,160 but I’m on a mission for a friend. 368 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,440 He likes big women… 369 00:27:43,610 --> 00:27:45,640 with black hair and a big ass. 370 00:27:46,310 --> 00:27:48,370 Then, you need Mirka. 371 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,520 There’s a little Roman there asking for you. 372 00:27:55,450 --> 00:27:56,360 Looking for me? 373 00:27:56,730 --> 00:27:57,400 Perhaps. 374 00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,430 - Yes or no? - Is your hair black? 375 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,420 - Yes, why? - Long too? 376 00:28:01,590 --> 00:28:04,750 Do you want to fuck me or to make braids? 377 00:28:07,410 --> 00:28:09,940 No, no, I come on behalf of another. 378 00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:13,840 Why doesn’t he come himself? 379 00:28:14,010 --> 00:28:16,710 He can’t see you. He’s blind. 380 00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:19,780 Ah, I understand! Poor guy! 381 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,520 That’s exactly what you shouldn’t say. 382 00:28:22,690 --> 00:28:24,420 No compassion, or there’ll be trouble… 383 00:28:24,850 --> 00:28:26,920 Not a depraved one, I hope? 384 00:28:27,090 --> 00:28:30,080 Like the humpback who left me black and blue! 385 00:28:30,540 --> 00:28:31,990 No, he’s a gentleman. 386 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,650 So was the humpback! 387 00:28:33,820 --> 00:28:35,010 Where do you live? 388 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,230 Here, on the corner, via Santa Brigida. 389 00:28:37,390 --> 00:28:38,420 Number 9. 390 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,840 We’ll be there in five minutes. 391 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:44,120 My regards, professor. 392 00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:45,990 Good work, Mirka. 393 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:49,800 Another whisky? 394 00:28:49,980 --> 00:28:52,210 No, keep the change. 395 00:28:59,820 --> 00:29:00,930 All is fine. 396 00:29:01,110 --> 00:29:02,810 Her name is Mirka. 397 00:29:02,980 --> 00:29:04,300 Good! You want an ice cream? 398 00:29:04,470 --> 00:29:05,330 Would love one. 399 00:29:05,510 --> 00:29:06,620 So, it’s the one from yesterday, right? 400 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,790 Sure. It was close to bakery. 401 00:29:09,950 --> 00:29:11,230 Let’s go then. 402 00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:12,610 And the ice cream? 403 00:29:12,780 --> 00:29:14,650 I want some more, with a lot of cream. 404 00:29:14,810 --> 00:29:17,890 Attack! Let’s amuse the little one. 405 00:29:18,050 --> 00:29:19,330 What little one? Ah! 406 00:29:19,710 --> 00:29:22,450 You’re becoming smart, see? 407 00:29:34,580 --> 00:29:37,850 I can’t see anything! It’s completely black. 408 00:29:38,570 --> 00:29:40,970 Perfect! Fortunately, I have my radar. 409 00:29:41,140 --> 00:29:43,800 Lean on me, I’ll guide you. 410 00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:46,500 The corner… watch out. 411 00:29:48,790 --> 00:29:50,520 I can see clearly now. 412 00:29:51,030 --> 00:29:52,310 Not me yet. 413 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:57,090 We’re there. 414 00:29:58,170 --> 00:29:59,580 - Should I call? - Wait. 415 00:30:06,890 --> 00:30:09,010 Go ahead, call! 416 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:19,560 Come in… I’ll go in front. 417 00:30:21,350 --> 00:30:23,630 It’s tiring, more than one hundred steps. 418 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,290 152! 419 00:30:25,460 --> 00:30:28,160 Don’t mind the mess. 420 00:30:35,670 --> 00:30:36,870 I’m Mirka. 421 00:30:38,870 --> 00:30:40,910 I’m Antonio. Can we start? 422 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:47,430 Come and keep this charming boy company! 423 00:30:48,670 --> 00:30:52,080 Excuse me if I touch. I think it’ll be fine. 424 00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:56,730 Your perfume is a little strong. 425 00:30:56,900 --> 00:31:00,470 You don’t like it? Patchouli, hippy perfume. 426 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,340 Why, are you a hippy? 427 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,630 Close the shutters, and don’t turn on the light. 428 00:31:09,790 --> 00:31:12,950 But, if there is a little light, for you… 429 00:31:13,490 --> 00:31:15,360 it’s the same thing, right? 430 00:31:16,150 --> 00:31:19,750 Sometimes, I don’t like to be looked at. 431 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,070 Excuse me, Miss! 432 00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:49,430 I’ll make a nice coffee. 433 00:32:49,850 --> 00:32:51,040 A true gentleman! 434 00:32:51,220 --> 00:32:54,000 Still unmarried? Must have some pension! 435 00:32:54,170 --> 00:32:56,320 He paid me well, you know. 436 00:32:56,490 --> 00:32:59,230 - You want to benefit from it? - Not thank you, Madam. 437 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:00,680 No obligation! 438 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,180 Thank you, it’s like if I had accepted. 439 00:33:23,950 --> 00:33:25,360 Have a seat. 440 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,080 Why did you say your name was Antonio? 441 00:33:57,260 --> 00:33:59,330 Do you think her name is Mirka? 442 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:02,780 If she’s Mirka, I’m Antonio. Go! 443 00:34:03,820 --> 00:34:06,060 Rascal, scoundrel, liar! 444 00:34:06,230 --> 00:34:08,050 It wasn't yesterday’s woman! 445 00:34:08,230 --> 00:34:10,340 Yesterday, she was at her mother’s. 446 00:34:10,510 --> 00:34:11,510 I confused her. 447 00:34:11,670 --> 00:34:14,040 It’s not true, and you know it. 448 00:34:15,490 --> 00:34:16,570 Go on! 449 00:34:17,820 --> 00:34:19,550 Come this way. 450 00:34:19,730 --> 00:34:23,840 That went well, if not I’d break your legs. 451 00:34:50,740 --> 00:34:52,720 Sometimes you forget yourself, right? 452 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,290 I did too, when I was kid. 453 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,050 Did we pass Pisa? 454 00:35:08,230 --> 00:35:09,420 Not yet. 455 00:35:30,030 --> 00:35:31,220 We’re in Pisa. 456 00:35:31,650 --> 00:35:33,600 I know, I’m not deaf! 457 00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:40,820 Are we in for a long stop in Rome? 458 00:35:40,990 --> 00:35:44,270 We’ll see. I have a cousin who is a priest. 459 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:49,380 Impatient, eh? Some little whore waiting for you? 460 00:35:49,550 --> 00:35:50,630 No little whore. 461 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,980 Then your girlfriend! What’s her name? 462 00:35:54,450 --> 00:35:56,400 - Diana. - Is her hair brown? 463 00:35:56,570 --> 00:35:59,590 Yes… but short. 464 00:36:00,020 --> 00:36:03,700 Short! Because I like long hair? 465 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,940 Afraid I might steal her from you? 466 00:36:06,830 --> 00:36:08,160 Was anybody passing by? 467 00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:09,730 No, nobody. 468 00:36:15,380 --> 00:36:17,950 Why didn’t you want to screw… 469 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:19,580 Mirka yesterday? 470 00:36:19,740 --> 00:36:21,160 All was paid for. 471 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:25,560 Fear of diseases? Or do you want to remain a virgin for Diana? 472 00:36:27,340 --> 00:36:31,000 What’s it to you? You’re very indiscreet! 473 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,280 Being nosey with my intimacy? 474 00:36:33,450 --> 00:36:35,930 I’ll throw you out the window! 475 00:36:37,390 --> 00:36:39,540 Tell the truth, you’re thinking: 476 00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:41,260 Why doesn’t he mind his own business! 477 00:36:41,420 --> 00:36:44,080 Me? Upon my life! 478 00:37:06,740 --> 00:37:07,900 We have a visitor. 479 00:37:08,940 --> 00:37:10,100 Man or woman? 480 00:37:10,260 --> 00:37:13,950 Ah, lovely jasmine scents: it’s a woman! 481 00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:16,860 There was an empty seat, but if I’m disturbing… 482 00:37:17,780 --> 00:37:20,320 Think so? No need for formalities! 483 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:21,760 So, shall we have one? 484 00:37:22,470 --> 00:37:24,050 Pardon? 485 00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:26,740 Teetotaler! Don’t you drink? 486 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,640 Come on! There’s more in the bag. 487 00:37:31,820 --> 00:37:33,850 Food supplies. 488 00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:40,500 Really excellent! 489 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:50,330 The gentleman thinks he can make fun out of me, eh Ciccio? 490 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,370 Are you cheating, peasant? 491 00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:57,850 Don’t move! 492 00:37:58,480 --> 00:37:59,560 Leaving? 493 00:38:00,390 --> 00:38:03,260 Refusing some conversation with a poor wreck? 494 00:38:03,970 --> 00:38:07,070 But I understand your condition very well. 495 00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:08,980 My condition? What condition? 496 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:10,780 Do I have a condition, Ciccio? 497 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:12,350 I don’t know you… 498 00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,640 and I’m sorry. If you’ll allow… 499 00:38:15,140 --> 00:38:16,380 I won’t allow anything. 500 00:38:16,550 --> 00:38:17,630 I wanted to introduce myself. 501 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,330 I prefer to be unaware of your useless name. 502 00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:22,730 Remain anonymous, that’s better. 503 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,220 I wanted to tell you something confidential. 504 00:38:28,390 --> 00:38:30,780 I’m drunk! Understood? 505 00:38:31,130 --> 00:38:33,160 That’s fine, it’s fine! 506 00:38:33,330 --> 00:38:35,030 From time to time, to let off steam. 507 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:38,220 - I always say… - No, nothing, you say nothing! 508 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:39,970 Shut up! 509 00:38:40,140 --> 00:38:43,740 And leave because I don’t like you! 510 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,870 With your stinking jasmine! 511 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,620 Don’t move! 512 00:39:04,270 --> 00:39:06,640 I’m a real bastard. 513 00:39:07,510 --> 00:39:09,740 A unique and immense bastard. 514 00:39:11,950 --> 00:39:13,320 I should cut it. 515 00:39:23,290 --> 00:39:25,030 Don’t tell me that I don’t amuse you! 516 00:39:29,230 --> 00:39:31,850 He wanted to mock me! 517 00:39:32,390 --> 00:39:35,820 Nobody can have me… not even you. 518 00:39:36,290 --> 00:39:38,770 It’s clear, Ciccio. 519 00:39:38,950 --> 00:39:39,810 What? 520 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:47,120 In Genoa that night you searched my bag. 521 00:39:48,250 --> 00:39:50,730 I didn’t do it on purpose, it was open. 522 00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:53,820 You did it in hiding, like a maid. 523 00:39:54,110 --> 00:39:57,180 A kick in the ass, the next time! 524 00:39:57,350 --> 00:40:01,090 Now, let me sleep until Rome. 525 00:40:06,190 --> 00:40:08,090 Not a word about the gun. 526 00:40:08,270 --> 00:40:11,710 And he knows that I saw it, of course! 527 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:15,150 When will we get to Rome? I can’t take it any more. 528 00:40:15,330 --> 00:40:18,150 And the commander said it was a good easy job… 529 00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,020 Did you see the gun? - Yes. 530 00:40:22,350 --> 00:40:24,380 Do you know why I have it? 531 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:29,080 In Naples I have to kill… 532 00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:30,110 someone. 533 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,660 Scared, eh? 534 00:41:16,590 --> 00:41:18,660 That’s enough, sister, pour. 535 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:24,520 That’s good, thanks. 536 00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,500 Here, have the cherry. 537 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,490 And spit out the toothpick. 538 00:41:36,900 --> 00:41:38,310 Here’s your cousin, I think. 539 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,390 Is he coming with his arms spread out like a maid? 540 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:42,790 Then, it’s him. 541 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,070 Where are you? 542 00:41:45,330 --> 00:41:46,610 How nice to see you again. 543 00:41:46,780 --> 00:41:48,570 Kid, you have two hours of freedom. 544 00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:50,520 Go to the cinema, if you want. Take off! 545 00:41:50,690 --> 00:41:52,590 So, always in good shape, eh? 546 00:41:52,810 --> 00:41:54,180 Ah, this nose! 547 00:41:54,340 --> 00:41:56,240 And you too, always handsome and elegant. 548 00:42:05,810 --> 00:42:08,830 - You still wear the frock? - Yes, except on trips. 549 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,870 And the little bird, how is it? 550 00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:12,770 Do you give it some relief from time to time? 551 00:42:12,950 --> 00:42:14,820 Stop Fausto, what are you saying? 552 00:42:14,980 --> 00:42:19,100 Don’t play dumb! If not, what would you do among those nuns? 553 00:42:19,260 --> 00:42:21,410 Please, Fausto! 554 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,750 Leave them alone, the poor women. 555 00:42:23,910 --> 00:42:25,110 Men and women! 556 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:28,550 You’re not different from others. 557 00:42:29,230 --> 00:42:30,930 It’s so beautiful here. 558 00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:34,540 Always a marvelous show here. 559 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,950 The evening, Rome lit up! 560 00:42:37,990 --> 00:42:39,100 I’m sorry, Fausto! 561 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:41,350 Sorry? Why? 562 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:45,090 Not seeing Rome? I never liked it. 563 00:42:45,260 --> 00:42:49,000 It’s the capital of Turkey for me. A city-trap, treacherous. 564 00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,230 Come rather to Naples with me. 565 00:42:51,410 --> 00:42:54,810 Your spiritual assistance for a plate of vermicelli. 566 00:42:54,980 --> 00:42:57,890 Ah, if I could! But I have to so much to do here! 567 00:42:59,050 --> 00:43:00,670 Don’t tell stories! 568 00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:02,570 I feel so useless. 569 00:43:02,750 --> 00:43:05,930 I would like to be a simple priest in the countryside… 570 00:43:06,110 --> 00:43:09,100 in contact with true human miseries. 571 00:43:09,270 --> 00:43:13,580 A heap of bullshit! Thirty seconds to answer: 572 00:43:13,750 --> 00:43:16,120 Do hell, the devil… exist? 573 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,180 No, no, answer! Does the Devil exist? 574 00:43:21,190 --> 00:43:24,790 Yes, the Devil exists. Because evil exists. 575 00:43:25,260 --> 00:43:27,160 No, I speak about the beyond. 576 00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:30,280 Stop, Fausto. 577 00:43:30,450 --> 00:43:32,510 Let’s not speak about that. 578 00:43:32,810 --> 00:43:33,900 Tell me rather… 579 00:43:34,060 --> 00:43:35,760 why you are in Rome. 580 00:43:35,930 --> 00:43:36,680 To see you. 581 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:42,530 I need your blessing. 582 00:43:42,690 --> 00:43:44,480 Don’t joke. 583 00:43:44,980 --> 00:43:46,060 I’m not joking. 584 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,830 You are already forgiven, Fausto. 585 00:43:49,010 --> 00:43:51,120 Therefore I envy you. 586 00:43:51,290 --> 00:43:53,360 I always envied you, you know. 587 00:43:53,530 --> 00:43:56,550 You will say that I blaspheme, but I think… 588 00:43:56,730 --> 00:43:58,930 that you’re lucky. 589 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:02,830 Because your suffering always accompanied you. 590 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,660 It stimulates you, releases you, redeems you. 591 00:44:06,820 --> 00:44:09,440 You are saved and I envy you. 592 00:44:10,310 --> 00:44:12,540 What am I saying? 593 00:44:14,380 --> 00:44:15,750 Continue… 594 00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:22,800 I often thought of it, these years. 595 00:44:23,850 --> 00:44:27,620 It seems to me that your cross could be… 596 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:31,370 your reason for living, your salvation. 597 00:44:32,660 --> 00:44:36,390 I envy the insane, the sick, 598 00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:37,890 innocent children. 599 00:44:39,140 --> 00:44:42,320 Only they can see better than me. 600 00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:48,440 Is it good fortune to be blind? 601 00:44:48,650 --> 00:44:52,080 Perhaps, but not for your reasons. 602 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:55,900 It is good fortune, because blind men… 603 00:44:56,080 --> 00:45:00,110 can’t see things, they imagine them. 604 00:45:00,770 --> 00:45:05,800 As for me, I don’t imagine anything, I don’t remember anything. 605 00:45:05,970 --> 00:45:08,450 If I could see the world, there… 606 00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,190 I would hardly see anything… 607 00:45:12,150 --> 00:45:14,470 but stones, the desert. 608 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:17,720 No trees or animals, just stones. 609 00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:22,000 Like me, I am a stone. 610 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:36,020 What about the blessing, then? Cheer up! 611 00:45:36,780 --> 00:45:39,150 A sign of the cross, some nonsense in Latin… 612 00:45:39,310 --> 00:45:41,930 and I’m vaccinated against sin. 613 00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:14,290 Thieves! 614 00:46:20,900 --> 00:46:23,020 No, I’m the one who pours. 615 00:46:32,570 --> 00:46:35,760 What will we do in Naples? 616 00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:40,450 I’ll participate in the Neapolitan song festival. 617 00:46:41,300 --> 00:46:44,120 Don’t ask questions, be a tourist! 618 00:46:44,290 --> 00:46:46,770 - I’m sorry. - It’s nothing, son. 619 00:46:50,270 --> 00:46:51,540 Did you see him? 620 00:46:56,620 --> 00:46:57,820 What’s he doing? 621 00:46:57,990 --> 00:47:00,560 He’s selling lottery tickets. 622 00:47:02,980 --> 00:47:05,040 Now, he’s sitting down. 623 00:47:05,590 --> 00:47:08,610 Buy every one of them and return! Quickly! 624 00:47:08,790 --> 00:47:09,730 Hurry! 625 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,790 That poor fellow has a lot of misfortunes in his life! 626 00:47:22,950 --> 00:47:25,430 His wife beats him. 627 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,550 And he doesn’t react? 628 00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:32,370 He reacts by drinking: nine liters every evening. 629 00:47:32,550 --> 00:47:35,490 One day, they’ll find her strangled. 630 00:47:35,660 --> 00:47:36,410 Who, his wife? 631 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:40,470 Yes! We’re evil… us, blind men! 632 00:47:43,220 --> 00:47:44,000 Here are the tickets. 633 00:47:44,180 --> 00:47:47,500 We’ve done our daily good deed! 634 00:47:47,660 --> 00:47:48,990 And this girl, is she here? 635 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:49,910 I don’t know. 636 00:47:50,070 --> 00:47:53,640 They’re all the same! An hour in front of the mirror. 637 00:47:55,470 --> 00:47:57,170 Did the blind man leave? 638 00:47:57,960 --> 00:47:58,960 Did he leave? 639 00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:01,360 He’s leaving. And bowing. 640 00:48:01,540 --> 00:48:03,820 Bowing with his hat! 641 00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:07,590 He’s probably never seen so much money in his life! 642 00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:13,160 I never laughed so much! 643 00:48:13,330 --> 00:48:15,450 I’m glad I didn’t go to the beach. 644 00:48:15,610 --> 00:48:17,600 Mr. Fausto is formidable! 645 00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:21,260 Now listen to this one. This dwarf marries a giantess. 646 00:48:21,430 --> 00:48:23,490 His friends ask him: 647 00:48:23,670 --> 00:48:25,540 “How is it in bed?” and he answers: 648 00:48:25,710 --> 00:48:28,780 “Fine, it’s just that when we make love, I have no one to talk to” 649 00:48:29,900 --> 00:48:32,050 - That’s not funny. - You didn’t understand anything! 650 00:48:32,230 --> 00:48:34,210 Yes, but it’s not funny! 651 00:48:34,390 --> 00:48:37,870 OK, don’t argue. 652 00:48:39,870 --> 00:48:42,020 Tell me where you met each other. 653 00:48:42,190 --> 00:48:44,180 At Viterbo, our birthplace. 654 00:48:45,060 --> 00:48:46,680 I was at the cinema with mom. 655 00:48:46,850 --> 00:48:50,120 This handsome Casanova caresses my knee. 656 00:48:50,290 --> 00:48:52,910 I change places with my mother. 657 00:48:53,070 --> 00:48:56,350 He starts again and she hits him with her bag across his face! 658 00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,230 That’s how we met. 659 00:48:58,390 --> 00:49:01,580 My father was transferred and I’m here in Rome. 660 00:49:01,750 --> 00:49:03,370 - What do you do? - I’m a baby-sitter. 661 00:49:03,540 --> 00:49:06,110 Interesting! If it weren’t for the children! 662 00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:07,280 That’s quite true! 663 00:49:08,230 --> 00:49:11,060 Here’s my uncle! Thank you, don’t bother. 664 00:49:11,220 --> 00:49:14,800 I could be your father. Give me a kiss. 665 00:49:15,380 --> 00:49:17,000 No, a little better than that! 666 00:49:20,650 --> 00:49:23,390 Bye Gianni, eh Ciccio, phone me. 667 00:49:24,100 --> 00:49:25,040 I’ll walk you. 668 00:49:25,340 --> 00:49:26,510 No, I’ll go alone. 669 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,210 Thank you for the tickets. 670 00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:30,290 Provided that I win! 671 00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:32,980 If I win, we’ll divide it! 672 00:49:39,550 --> 00:49:42,740 Nice girl! Clear ideas, good direction… 673 00:49:42,910 --> 00:49:44,020 A pure girl. 674 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:45,060 And a slut! 675 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:46,180 Why? 676 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,890 C’mon, wake up! Can’t you see? 677 00:49:49,060 --> 00:49:51,180 Eighteen, charming, her father is a…? 678 00:49:51,720 --> 00:49:52,500 A marshal. 679 00:49:52,670 --> 00:49:55,780 And she walks around with a handbag that costs 400,000 liras. 680 00:49:56,330 --> 00:49:57,490 I touched it: it’s crocodile! 681 00:49:57,660 --> 00:50:00,440 And a French perfume: 40,000 the bottle. 682 00:50:01,100 --> 00:50:02,600 Baby-sitter? A pretext… 683 00:50:02,770 --> 00:50:06,000 to play the whore until 3 a.m.! Except for your helmet… 684 00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:07,030 the war… 685 00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:10,730 What, you dodging me? The war is over! 686 00:50:12,190 --> 00:50:13,560 I’ll strangle you! 687 00:50:14,270 --> 00:50:16,640 He’s her uncle like I’m her grandfather! 688 00:50:19,250 --> 00:50:20,830 Waiter! – I’m here - Are you hiding? 689 00:50:21,950 --> 00:50:23,990 Wait, calm down. 690 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,680 Keep the change. 691 00:50:25,860 --> 00:50:27,430 Put up a sign in this place: 692 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:31,260 “Captain Longview ate very badly here.” 693 00:50:31,420 --> 00:50:34,610 Give me the cane! Where is the cane? 694 00:50:35,330 --> 00:50:37,110 Go on ! 695 00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,100 We’ll have a nap at the hotel. 696 00:50:40,270 --> 00:50:42,470 - I’m not sleepy. - You will sleep! 697 00:51:01,020 --> 00:51:02,050 Did you call? 698 00:51:02,230 --> 00:51:04,130 Ah, excuse me! Have you seen Ciccio? 699 00:51:04,310 --> 00:51:06,700 The orderly who accompanies me. 700 00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:09,160 Never there when he’s needed. 701 00:51:09,330 --> 00:51:11,120 Do you need something? 702 00:51:11,330 --> 00:51:12,820 Obviously! 703 00:51:12,990 --> 00:51:16,640 He knows that I’m handicapped. 704 00:51:17,310 --> 00:51:18,930 It’s embarrassing. 705 00:51:19,090 --> 00:51:21,660 For the little daily needs… 706 00:51:21,830 --> 00:51:24,120 I’m at the mercy of others. 707 00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,510 I wouldn’t dare with an Italian woman… 708 00:51:26,690 --> 00:51:29,770 but you have such a modern Church. 709 00:51:30,930 --> 00:51:32,630 This way, please. 710 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:35,240 Excuse me, I’ll go in front. 711 00:51:36,290 --> 00:51:38,520 I am also mortified. 712 00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:42,720 To have you open the fly, like a kid… 713 00:51:43,060 --> 00:51:44,630 In addition… 714 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:48,320 Go ahead my sister, a little patience. 715 00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:52,980 - Where are you from? - Amsterdam. 716 00:51:53,770 --> 00:51:57,460 Ah! What a beautiful young voice, how old are you? 717 00:51:57,630 --> 00:51:58,960 Twenty-two. 718 00:51:59,670 --> 00:52:01,400 Good Ah, then… 719 00:52:06,020 --> 00:52:07,760 Thank you so much. 720 00:52:15,990 --> 00:52:17,100 Hello! 721 00:52:18,940 --> 00:52:21,000 What a voice! Surely her father. 722 00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:23,580 I must have woken him. 723 00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:28,950 And Diana? About to fuck her uncle! 724 00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:36,710 I took her for Diana! The same laughter. 725 00:52:37,090 --> 00:52:39,240 She’s also with her uncle. 726 00:52:39,700 --> 00:52:43,390 Life is becoming hard for us, the young! 727 00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:01,430 Too bad you can’t see: all the girls topless! 728 00:53:01,590 --> 00:53:05,280 They waited until I went blind to authorize these things. 729 00:53:05,460 --> 00:53:06,480 Sit down. 730 00:53:06,950 --> 00:53:08,650 Did you forgot my steak? 731 00:53:08,820 --> 00:53:10,400 No, I didn’t forgot. 732 00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:13,800 Get the steak for mademoiselle! 733 00:53:14,180 --> 00:53:16,540 - Did you phone Diana? - No. 734 00:53:17,210 --> 00:53:17,870 And why? 735 00:53:18,410 --> 00:53:20,230 I don’t care about Diana! 736 00:53:20,410 --> 00:53:21,490 Isn’t she your friend any more? 737 00:53:21,650 --> 00:53:24,220 I had fun with her, that’s all. 738 00:53:24,390 --> 00:53:27,830 Like at the movies, when you caressed her! 739 00:53:28,750 --> 00:53:30,960 Unfortunate little dwarf! 740 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,900 Go dance, go! 741 00:53:36,890 --> 00:53:38,680 No, better not. 742 00:53:40,090 --> 00:53:42,660 No! Me very, very hungry. 743 00:53:42,830 --> 00:53:47,610 Yes, you hungry, me hungry for your large tits! 744 00:53:52,340 --> 00:53:54,490 How about if we leave? 745 00:53:54,670 --> 00:53:56,870 Rome by night. And then, crack! 746 00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:00,720 No, nonpossible! Me here until closing. 747 00:54:00,900 --> 00:54:02,480 OK, then we’ll wait. 748 00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:05,300 And later… we’ll do some things. O.K.? 749 00:54:06,380 --> 00:54:07,920 With kiddy? 750 00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:09,540 Of course, with kiddy! 751 00:54:09,700 --> 00:54:12,270 Oh, steak, look! I like! 752 00:54:12,450 --> 00:54:15,520 Eat steak! Is it good? 753 00:54:16,100 --> 00:54:18,500 It’s not ox, it’s calf, 754 00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:20,960 but good. Taste, kiddy. 755 00:54:21,130 --> 00:54:23,160 You sad, not speak… 756 00:54:23,700 --> 00:54:25,070 Me you don’t like? 757 00:54:25,650 --> 00:54:26,680 You bust my balls. 758 00:54:29,220 --> 00:54:32,300 Ciccio! That’s not the way to answer this young lady! 759 00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:35,700 I’m not Ciccio and I say what I like! 760 00:54:36,370 --> 00:54:39,800 Oh, you not get irritate, you nice kiddy, me kiss you. 761 00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,510 Yes, kiss you! 762 00:54:42,970 --> 00:54:44,550 You excuse self, eh? 763 00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:46,500 Excuse me, sir. 764 00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:49,740 I could lock you up for mutiny. 765 00:54:49,910 --> 00:54:51,320 But I forgive you. 766 00:54:51,490 --> 00:54:55,680 Ah, you make peace, and we celebrate, yes? 767 00:54:55,850 --> 00:54:58,550 Another champagne bottle! 768 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:02,910 Drink you, and be content. 769 00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:08,100 He hasn’t stopped looking at me. 770 00:55:09,340 --> 00:55:11,380 Drink, kiddy! 771 00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:15,200 He’s still doing it! And it makes him laugh! 772 00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,900 Ciccio, you still did not taste the calf? 773 00:55:19,810 --> 00:55:21,390 What nerve! 774 00:55:24,630 --> 00:55:26,330 Hey jerk, will you stop 775 00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:27,580 staring? 776 00:55:29,030 --> 00:55:30,220 Are you speaking to me? 777 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:31,850 Yes, yes, to you! 778 00:55:32,020 --> 00:55:33,350 And what am I staring at? 779 00:55:33,850 --> 00:55:35,970 Don’t play the fool! You’re staring at my wife. 780 00:55:37,090 --> 00:55:41,200 Indeed, I stared at your wife, because I believe… 781 00:55:41,370 --> 00:55:44,060 I saw her a few years ago… 782 00:55:44,230 --> 00:55:47,220 in a place of pleasure called a brothel. Is it possible? 783 00:55:47,510 --> 00:55:48,460 You want a fight! 784 00:55:53,410 --> 00:55:54,440 I have it, eh? 785 00:55:54,660 --> 00:55:55,930 Cheers Cassius Clay! 786 00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:58,270 Where did it land? 787 00:55:59,020 --> 00:56:00,800 The champion! 788 00:56:01,180 --> 00:56:02,960 Let’s touch muscles! 789 00:56:03,130 --> 00:56:06,120 It’s nothing, wait to touch the other! 790 00:56:09,190 --> 00:56:11,640 Ciccio, aren’t you laughing? 791 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,400 Did you see how I landed that punch? 792 00:56:19,570 --> 00:56:23,310 Remember: attack is the best defense! 793 00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:24,890 I’ll remember it! 794 00:56:25,060 --> 00:56:27,120 Let’s play a joke on the Viking! 795 00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:30,400 Let’s do it quietly. Has she left? 796 00:56:30,580 --> 00:56:31,440 Not yet. 797 00:56:31,620 --> 00:56:34,240 100,000 liras for a steak… 798 00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:37,060 the champagne and her tits to paw! 799 00:56:37,230 --> 00:56:38,930 Here she is, she’s leaving. 800 00:56:39,090 --> 00:56:41,080 What’s she doing? Looking for us? 801 00:56:41,250 --> 00:56:42,960 She’s looking everywhere. 802 00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:46,030 - She must be raging mad, right? - And how! 803 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:49,380 Very good! Now, we can slip by. 804 00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:53,920 Stop if you see an open bar, I’m thirsty. 805 00:56:56,540 --> 00:56:58,690 Ciccio, are you my friend? 806 00:56:58,860 --> 00:56:59,610 Of course. 807 00:56:59,780 --> 00:57:02,440 Friendship is a very serious thing, you know. 808 00:57:02,770 --> 00:57:04,260 You know what is a friend? 809 00:57:04,430 --> 00:57:08,620 Somebody who knows you thoroughly and loves you just the same. 810 00:57:09,250 --> 00:57:11,150 Consider this truth. 811 00:57:12,690 --> 00:57:15,960 What are you doing? But… you’re drunk! 812 00:57:16,930 --> 00:57:20,030 A drunkard who guides a blind man! What a pair! 813 00:57:20,210 --> 00:57:22,660 Hang on, I’ll take the wheel. 814 00:57:24,700 --> 00:57:27,230 Do you at least have the tickets for the baggage? 815 00:57:28,270 --> 00:57:32,710 Let’s run then! It’s the first train to Naples for us! 816 00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:53,850 Seafood is forbidden due to the cholera situation… 817 00:57:54,020 --> 00:57:56,420 but if you want to eat mussels… 818 00:57:56,590 --> 00:58:00,280 I know a place that is supplied by the black market. 819 00:58:00,460 --> 00:58:02,910 It’s expensive, but worth it! 820 00:58:03,070 --> 00:58:06,060 Hey, wake up! You sleep? Look! 821 00:58:06,230 --> 00:58:09,500 This monument, isn’t it the Angevin castle? 822 00:58:11,460 --> 00:58:12,870 How do you do it? 823 00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:16,810 On the corner, they make the best coffee in Naples. 824 00:58:16,990 --> 00:58:20,340 And you sleep instead of admiring this beautiful city! 825 00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:22,950 Excellency, it’s a traffic jam monster. 826 00:58:23,130 --> 00:58:26,240 Go ahead on foot, it’s a couple of steps. 827 00:58:35,430 --> 00:58:38,700 You’re blocking the funeral of a deputy! 828 00:58:39,620 --> 00:58:41,990 Did you grab the bags? 829 00:58:42,150 --> 00:58:44,890 Where are you? 830 00:58:47,510 --> 00:58:49,050 Blow your horns! 831 00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:51,580 Scent of women! 832 00:58:51,750 --> 00:58:55,070 Don’t let go of the bags! It’s Constantinople here. 833 00:59:19,210 --> 00:59:23,110 I kept this Lacrima Cristi for a special occasion. 834 00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:24,820 Cheers, Vincenzo, bring it! 835 00:59:24,980 --> 00:59:26,060 Raphael! 836 00:59:26,850 --> 00:59:28,800 Two glasses! 837 00:59:32,130 --> 00:59:33,910 Here, lieutenant. 838 00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:35,660 Leave, I’ll pour. 839 00:59:35,990 --> 00:59:38,980 Compliments or insults for mom for the meal? 840 00:59:39,140 --> 00:59:40,140 Compliments! 841 00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:42,590 I would give a 7 for the spaghetti, 842 00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:45,780 8 1/2 for the seafood and 10 for the wine. 843 00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:49,390 You drank it all, cheers! 844 00:59:49,570 --> 00:59:51,350 Can Fausto guess the wine? 845 00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:55,010 I would say: Lane Perso, 1970! 846 00:59:55,180 --> 00:59:56,200 71! 847 00:59:56,380 --> 00:59:57,570 Sara, tell mom 848 00:59:57,750 --> 01:00:00,230 that I want to pay my bill. 849 01:00:00,870 --> 01:00:03,010 Why? It’s not the end of the month! 850 01:00:03,190 --> 01:00:05,810 Don’t meddle, do what I say. 851 01:00:07,340 --> 01:00:09,160 Are you drinking the coffee? 852 01:00:09,340 --> 01:00:11,040 Just tasting it to see if it’s good. 853 01:00:11,210 --> 01:00:13,870 It’s for my lieutenant! 854 01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:18,420 Got a light? 855 01:00:19,850 --> 01:00:22,790 Who are all these girls, relatives? 856 01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:26,280 No, childhood friends. 857 01:00:26,450 --> 01:00:28,350 Sara’s mother has a restaurant… 858 01:00:28,530 --> 01:00:30,730 and delivers to the lieutenant. 859 01:00:31,100 --> 01:00:32,830 Tell me, which one would you do? 860 01:00:33,010 --> 01:00:34,340 I like that one. 861 01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:36,750 Right, she’s the best! 862 01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:38,540 See how sexy she is! 863 01:00:38,700 --> 01:00:42,360 - What’s her name? - Sara. But forget about her. 864 01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:45,090 Come, I’ll show you your pad. 865 01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:47,000 Are you Roman too? 866 01:00:47,170 --> 01:00:48,750 Isn’t that obvious? 867 01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:50,790 Did you see my blind man’s house? 868 01:00:50,950 --> 01:00:54,060 Why did you tell me to forget about her? 869 01:00:54,230 --> 01:00:57,100 Because she loves your blind man. 870 01:00:57,270 --> 01:00:58,350 Does he know it? 871 01:00:58,510 --> 01:00:59,760 Yes, but he doesn’t care. 872 01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:02,160 He doesn’t know that she’s beautiful. 873 01:01:02,330 --> 01:01:04,370 Did you see her eyes? And her tits! 874 01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:07,390 It’s the housekeeper’s room. 875 01:01:07,570 --> 01:01:10,510 I do not know why he changed it. 876 01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:12,660 I like it. I’ll take it. 877 01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:14,820 How is your lieutenant? 878 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:16,700 A little stupid, but a good man. 879 01:01:16,870 --> 01:01:19,020 Do you know how I salute him? 880 01:01:19,190 --> 01:01:22,800 He thinks that I click my heels when he says “at ease”! 881 01:01:25,470 --> 01:01:26,960 Short legs! 882 01:01:36,180 --> 01:01:39,670 I’m bored, I want to play! 883 01:01:40,870 --> 01:01:41,790 I know… 884 01:01:41,950 --> 01:01:43,150 a very nice game! 885 01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:44,440 Blind man's buff. 886 01:01:47,190 --> 01:01:48,920 What are you doing, Fausto?… Madman! 887 01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:06,620 Lieutenant, can I go? 888 01:02:06,790 --> 01:02:11,100 Tomorrow morning, on time, with my yoghourt. 889 01:02:11,820 --> 01:02:13,390 With strawberries? 890 01:02:15,060 --> 01:02:17,880 Don’t salute, you know it’s not necessary. 891 01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:29,070 Are you bored? 892 01:02:29,730 --> 01:02:31,440 I don’t have much fun. 893 01:02:33,020 --> 01:02:36,170 Don’t you like any of these girls? Ines, Michelina, 894 01:02:36,340 --> 01:02:37,610 my sister Candida? 895 01:02:40,740 --> 01:02:41,570 I like you. 896 01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:47,380 Great success! 897 01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:49,540 Do you want to help me? 898 01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:53,770 We’re going to the movies! 899 01:02:53,950 --> 01:02:55,220 To see an adult film! 900 01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:56,180 Everything’s arranged. 901 01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:59,850 Don’t make the mistake of saying “See you” tomorrow. 902 01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:03,970 Thank mom for me. 903 01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:16,950 So, the moment has arrived! 904 01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:18,400 Fausto, what have you decided? 905 01:03:18,580 --> 01:03:19,570 When? 906 01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:22,480 Keep quiet! 907 01:03:24,060 --> 01:03:26,340 The little bitches didn’t leave. 908 01:03:26,510 --> 01:03:28,460 They’re there listening. 909 01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:30,040 Go away! 910 01:03:34,590 --> 01:03:38,250 Tell me about the trip. Where did you stop? 911 01:03:38,410 --> 01:03:39,740 Genoa and Rome. 912 01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:41,440 What about women? 913 01:03:41,700 --> 01:03:45,270 You don’t have to lie, it’s all the same to me. 914 01:03:45,430 --> 01:03:47,250 - Did he have an adventure? - No. 915 01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:54,060 Idiots! They should all jump on his neck! 916 01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:55,860 If you say so. 917 01:03:57,100 --> 01:04:00,290 Did he tell you why he came to Naples? 918 01:04:03,330 --> 01:04:06,080 And me? Did he ever speak about me? 919 01:04:06,860 --> 01:04:08,280 No, but… 920 01:04:08,770 --> 01:04:09,600 But? 921 01:04:09,770 --> 01:04:12,090 I don’t know if I should… 922 01:04:12,260 --> 01:04:13,090 Tell me! 923 01:04:13,550 --> 01:04:16,740 He has your photograph in his bag. 924 01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:25,970 He can’t know that I told you! 925 01:04:26,590 --> 01:04:27,540 Promise! 926 01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:35,230 Look how handsome he is! What a great man! 927 01:04:36,270 --> 01:04:37,600 He’s alone in the world. 928 01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:40,710 He’s also a funny bloody nuisance. 929 01:04:43,450 --> 01:04:44,370 Aren’t you coming? 930 01:04:44,530 --> 01:04:46,320 Hurry! 931 01:04:46,940 --> 01:04:48,050 We’re going to the movies. 932 01:04:48,730 --> 01:04:50,880 The film will start! 933 01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:54,380 Go on, I’ll join you. 934 01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:20,910 Is that you, mademoiselle? 935 01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:24,600 Yes, Fausto. Let me speak to you. 936 01:05:24,940 --> 01:05:26,900 Absolutely not. Shut up. 937 01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:28,550 Understood? 938 01:05:28,970 --> 01:05:30,300 No, I’ll speak. 939 01:05:31,830 --> 01:05:33,410 Ciccio! Where were you hiding? 940 01:05:37,070 --> 01:05:39,930 Sit down there. And don’t move! 941 01:05:57,960 --> 01:06:00,270 I told you not to move! 942 01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:07,870 Tell me at least why you came to Naples. 943 01:06:10,090 --> 01:06:13,360 To show him the northernmost African city. 944 01:06:14,070 --> 01:06:17,890 Don’t joke. I know that Vincenzo phoned you… 945 01:06:18,770 --> 01:06:23,000 but I didn’t think that you would come. Why? 946 01:06:24,750 --> 01:06:25,690 She’s right there… 947 01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:27,980 since you all want to know. 948 01:06:29,070 --> 01:06:31,020 I came for nothing. 949 01:06:31,180 --> 01:06:33,000 And now enough, go home. 950 01:06:33,180 --> 01:06:36,080 Be wise and leave me alone with Ciccio. 951 01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:38,620 We have to talk about a lot of things. 952 01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:45,420 What a beautiful dress, Sara! 953 01:06:47,550 --> 01:06:49,530 The color is especially beautiful. 954 01:06:49,710 --> 01:06:51,940 The color that suits you best. 955 01:07:02,210 --> 01:07:03,660 - And you, Ciccio. - Yes, sir. 956 01:07:03,990 --> 01:07:06,140 Always in my way! 957 01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:08,270 Go admire the landscape! 958 01:07:26,380 --> 01:07:28,750 Stop crying with the piano! 959 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:31,450 Don’t you know anything merrier? 960 01:07:52,630 --> 01:07:55,580 I have courage… but I’m very afraid. 961 01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:57,530 Fear of what? 962 01:07:57,690 --> 01:08:00,480 How could it be worse for us? 963 01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:01,890 What, do you give up? 964 01:08:02,060 --> 01:08:04,670 No, I agree, Fausto. 965 01:08:05,090 --> 01:08:07,790 Sara wanted to know why I came. 966 01:08:07,950 --> 01:08:09,490 Does she suspect anything? 967 01:08:09,820 --> 01:08:11,190 I don’t think so. 968 01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:17,250 You should be nicer to her, she loves you. 969 01:08:17,420 --> 01:08:20,290 The others also, but she, she’s in love. 970 01:08:20,450 --> 01:08:22,070 You should speak to her. 971 01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:24,570 Are they still virgins, according to you? 972 01:08:24,730 --> 01:08:26,380 Captain, have you gone mad? 973 01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:27,800 They’re kids. 974 01:08:27,970 --> 01:08:29,790 They’re women. 975 01:08:30,090 --> 01:08:32,240 Time never passes for you. 976 01:08:32,410 --> 01:08:34,480 Talk? You’re having a laugh. 977 01:08:34,660 --> 01:08:37,220 I know what they need. 978 01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:39,630 You don’t respect yourself nor anybody else. 979 01:08:39,810 --> 01:08:42,120 Better to hit the sack. Bye, captain. 980 01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:44,710 Good night, my aunt! 981 01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:47,570 An old aunt, that’s what you are. 982 01:08:47,740 --> 01:08:50,760 No respect… no respect. 983 01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:47,510 I ran the barracks at Orbassano. 984 01:09:48,750 --> 01:09:53,780 You , captain, must have heard of me. 985 01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:56,690 A model barracks! 986 01:09:57,020 --> 01:09:59,420 It was until the second year of the war. 987 01:10:00,050 --> 01:10:04,410 Well, I assure you that a cod like ours… 988 01:10:04,580 --> 01:10:06,860 has never again been tasted! 989 01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:10,270 The cook was from Livorno. 990 01:10:11,140 --> 01:10:13,670 The war has its unpleasant aspects, I admit it… 991 01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:16,040 but also its pleasant side. 992 01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:18,410 My soldiers adored me. 993 01:10:18,700 --> 01:10:20,230 Do you know why? 994 01:10:20,570 --> 01:10:22,930 Because I made them sing. 995 01:10:23,100 --> 01:10:25,720 And not war songs! 996 01:10:26,420 --> 01:10:29,690 “I bought a pink doll”. 997 01:10:30,370 --> 01:10:31,780 You remember it… 998 01:10:32,190 --> 01:10:33,390 the pink doll? 999 01:10:33,690 --> 01:10:36,350 “Small like you”. 1000 01:10:37,260 --> 01:10:39,000 Colonel, it’s almost four. 1001 01:10:39,170 --> 01:10:40,500 Your card game. 1002 01:10:40,670 --> 01:10:43,370 You’re right, duty calls. 1003 01:10:44,110 --> 01:10:45,140 I’m off! 1004 01:10:45,980 --> 01:10:48,720 You see, our misfortune is not so bad. 1005 01:10:49,430 --> 01:10:50,880 It’s even good luck. 1006 01:10:51,050 --> 01:10:54,290 Rather be a blind man than a moron like this colonel. 1007 01:10:55,250 --> 01:10:56,820 An outstanding moron! 1008 01:10:57,610 --> 01:10:59,680 Too much of a moron to be only a colonel! 1009 01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:03,140 Imagine that… 1010 01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:06,630 an alpine company singing… 1011 01:11:06,790 --> 01:11:08,330 “I bought a pink doll”! 1012 01:11:11,570 --> 01:11:13,470 The colonel was here, he heard everything! 1013 01:11:14,390 --> 01:11:16,510 He left without saying a word… 1014 01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:18,090 strategic retreat. 1015 01:11:18,250 --> 01:11:21,610 I bet you that he did it on purpose. 1016 01:11:22,950 --> 01:11:27,020 If I had known, moron wouldn’t have been my only description! 1017 01:11:39,060 --> 01:11:42,660 Mr. Fausto, your double whisky. 1018 01:11:43,750 --> 01:11:46,540 And for you, the liquor with nuts. 1019 01:11:46,700 --> 01:11:48,440 Did you like the fish? 1020 01:11:48,900 --> 01:11:50,320 And no bones! 1021 01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:53,180 I cooked with my glasses on. 1022 01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:57,280 I never wear them! For you, I made an exception. 1023 01:12:07,460 --> 01:12:10,730 He wants to throw a party this evening. 1024 01:12:10,910 --> 01:12:12,690 He ordered champagne. 1025 01:12:12,860 --> 01:12:15,090 What’s the party for? 1026 01:12:15,270 --> 01:12:17,080 He didn’t tell me anything… 1027 01:12:17,260 --> 01:12:19,790 and I’m his friend. 1028 01:12:20,250 --> 01:12:23,570 Friend? Don’t ever dream of it. 1029 01:12:24,530 --> 01:12:25,190 And you? 1030 01:12:25,650 --> 01:12:26,650 Me? 1031 01:12:28,180 --> 01:12:31,590 Nobody understands my love for him. 1032 01:12:31,750 --> 01:12:33,870 Except for my father, if he were alive. 1033 01:12:34,540 --> 01:12:35,560 You see, my love… 1034 01:12:36,030 --> 01:12:38,900 is not a schoolgirl crush. 1035 01:12:39,060 --> 01:12:41,800 I simply decided. I chose. 1036 01:12:42,350 --> 01:12:44,960 Yes, you chose, but if he’s not interested? 1037 01:12:45,290 --> 01:12:47,030 He’ll be, sooner or later. 1038 01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:50,860 Without me, there’s no reason for him to live. 1039 01:12:51,020 --> 01:12:52,640 Like me without him. 1040 01:12:57,080 --> 01:12:59,310 What can they be saying? 1041 01:13:00,150 --> 01:13:04,090 I wonder! They haven’t stopped talking. 1042 01:13:05,300 --> 01:13:07,420 I have to go there, if not… 1043 01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:10,900 No, let’s talk a little more. 1044 01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:15,150 Can I ask you a question? 1045 01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:18,260 Why fall in love with a blind man… 1046 01:13:18,430 --> 01:13:20,490 when there’s so many fine young men? 1047 01:13:20,670 --> 01:13:24,070 I know them: stupid, conceited, arrogant. 1048 01:13:24,570 --> 01:13:25,570 Thanks. Me too? 1049 01:13:26,570 --> 01:13:30,680 Don’t be upset. You dare compare yourself to him? 1050 01:13:32,700 --> 01:13:34,910 I’ll teach you a game. 1051 01:13:35,610 --> 01:13:37,110 Put on a blindfold… 1052 01:13:37,270 --> 01:13:40,380 and try to recognize the furniture… 1053 01:13:40,550 --> 01:13:42,010 the objects with your hands… 1054 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:43,660 Have you done it? 1055 01:13:44,460 --> 01:13:45,650 Me? Who told you that? 1056 01:13:46,450 --> 01:13:47,360 Right, I understand. 1057 01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:50,980 - You didn’t understand anything. - How long have you known him? 1058 01:13:51,140 --> 01:13:54,250 I was seven. Still a child. 1059 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:55,170 He often came… 1060 01:13:55,340 --> 01:13:56,710 to see my father. 1061 01:13:56,880 --> 01:13:59,740 They had the same passion for horses. 1062 01:13:59,910 --> 01:14:02,470 He had invited us to a horse show. 1063 01:14:04,810 --> 01:14:06,680 I didn’t know about him yet… 1064 01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:08,260 and I had gone there… 1065 01:14:08,420 --> 01:14:11,080 to see Nicolino… 1066 01:14:11,250 --> 01:14:14,190 a schoolmate I thought I was in love with. 1067 01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:18,140 Then Fausto was going to take us home by car. 1068 01:14:18,310 --> 01:14:21,010 I got in the front seat on purpose. 1069 01:14:21,170 --> 01:14:23,830 Dad asked me to move… 1070 01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:26,450 I felt a lump in my throat. 1071 01:14:26,610 --> 01:14:29,940 Not knowing how to hide my tears… 1072 01:14:30,100 --> 01:14:33,210 I got off and returned on foot. 1073 01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:38,980 I saw him again a year later. 1074 01:14:39,740 --> 01:14:43,670 He had already had the accident, but I didn’t know. 1075 01:14:59,510 --> 01:15:02,910 Come bathe with us! 1076 01:15:05,860 --> 01:15:08,960 Excuse me, I didn’t ask you your name. 1077 01:15:09,140 --> 01:15:10,090 Giovanni. 1078 01:15:11,220 --> 01:15:13,090 Goodbye and thank you. 1079 01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:24,950 My lieutenant, Can I go bathe? 1080 01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:28,190 Yes, it will wash you! 1081 01:15:33,890 --> 01:15:36,920 Ciccio, come bathe you too! 1082 01:15:37,340 --> 01:15:38,670 You want to bathe? 1083 01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:40,710 I don’t have a swimming trunk. 1084 01:15:40,910 --> 01:15:42,730 Find some underwear. 1085 01:15:42,910 --> 01:15:46,260 Come with me first, I want to take a short nap. 1086 01:15:46,440 --> 01:15:48,250 - Coming, Vincenzo? - Go ahead. 1087 01:16:08,140 --> 01:16:09,960 Here’s number five. 1088 01:16:10,130 --> 01:16:11,840 We’re naked! Don’t enter! 1089 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:12,950 They’re naked! 1090 01:16:13,120 --> 01:16:14,540 Did you hear that, sucker? 1091 01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:18,360 You have the misfortune of seeing, so you can’t come in. 1092 01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:20,840 Hello, my dolls! 1093 01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:26,490 Where are you, my little ones? The big bad wolf will eat you! 1094 01:16:26,790 --> 01:16:28,120 Whose is this… 1095 01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:31,890 beautiful rump and these tits? 1096 01:16:33,270 --> 01:16:36,010 And these little nipples? 1097 01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:40,740 Let me touch, my little sluts! 1098 01:16:41,410 --> 01:16:42,820 Why do you flee? 1099 01:17:01,050 --> 01:17:04,710 I smell… a scent… of a woman. 1100 01:17:05,490 --> 01:17:06,820 Who are you? 1101 01:17:08,820 --> 01:17:11,100 Who are you, little one? 1102 01:17:26,050 --> 01:17:29,380 Ciccio! You can see, come here. 1103 01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:31,730 Don’t miss the show. 1104 01:17:32,780 --> 01:17:33,530 I hate you. 1105 01:17:44,620 --> 01:17:47,890 They’re calling you, can’t you hear? Go! 1106 01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:03,390 Where are you? Here, the cake! 1107 01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:05,680 Let’s blow the candles! 1108 01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:32,470 Drink, Vincenzo! Who knows what tomorrow holds for us? 1109 01:19:54,730 --> 01:19:55,590 What’s she doing? 1110 01:19:55,770 --> 01:19:58,000 What kind of question is that? She’s dancing. 1111 01:19:58,180 --> 01:20:00,580 She’s dancing, almost naked. 1112 01:20:03,250 --> 01:20:05,060 Let’s see if I can guess. 1113 01:20:06,570 --> 01:20:09,020 If my hands see correctly, these breasts… 1114 01:20:09,180 --> 01:20:11,800 this ass… it’s Ines. 1115 01:20:11,970 --> 01:20:13,780 Let me touch… 1116 01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:16,190 Yes, it’s Ines! I guessed! 1117 01:20:16,410 --> 01:20:19,240 And me, who am I? Guess. 1118 01:20:21,350 --> 01:20:23,250 You’re… Candida! 1119 01:20:25,260 --> 01:20:27,620 And this one… ah, but it’s… 1120 01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:29,070 It’s Sara! 1121 01:20:29,330 --> 01:20:33,180 Why did you cut your hair? Go away, Sara! 1122 01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:35,470 Give me something to drink. 1123 01:20:35,640 --> 01:20:36,800 Vincenzo, are you drinking? 1124 01:20:39,710 --> 01:20:42,280 I don’t want to see sad faces! 1125 01:20:42,450 --> 01:20:43,950 Fill your glasses! 1126 01:20:46,060 --> 01:20:48,380 Fausto, read our palms. 1127 01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:53,500 I’d like to slap him. 1128 01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:57,070 He ignores me on purpose… 1129 01:20:58,900 --> 01:21:02,000 to make me give up: he doesn’t know me! 1130 01:21:02,180 --> 01:21:04,050 What if you make him jealous? 1131 01:21:04,210 --> 01:21:05,330 How? 1132 01:21:06,170 --> 01:21:08,150 By flirting with me. 1133 01:21:09,070 --> 01:21:10,650 You’d like that, eh? 1134 01:21:11,190 --> 01:21:14,880 Developed Mount of Venus, inclined to sexual love… 1135 01:21:15,300 --> 01:21:19,410 You prefer the mattress in the moonlight. And you’re right. 1136 01:21:19,580 --> 01:21:22,030 It’s not true, I’m a romantic. 1137 01:21:23,110 --> 01:21:27,100 Why did he say: “Who knows what tomorrow holds for us”? 1138 01:21:27,310 --> 01:21:29,450 He’s leaving, perhaps. 1139 01:21:31,810 --> 01:21:33,710 Giovanni, if he suddenly decides to leave… 1140 01:21:33,890 --> 01:21:37,550 in my absence, do you promise to tell me? 1141 01:21:37,710 --> 01:21:38,910 I promise. 1142 01:21:41,870 --> 01:21:42,980 Will I have children? 1143 01:21:43,150 --> 01:21:46,170 No, but take the pill, I don’t want… 1144 01:21:46,350 --> 01:21:47,430 to be responsible. 1145 01:21:50,210 --> 01:21:52,410 Your job will give you many satisfactions. 1146 01:21:52,580 --> 01:21:55,200 Men will give you money. 1147 01:21:55,650 --> 01:21:58,020 In short, cashier or whore! 1148 01:22:05,910 --> 01:22:08,060 Why, do I dislike him this evening? 1149 01:22:08,240 --> 01:22:09,510 Can’t stand him when he’s like this! 1150 01:22:10,230 --> 01:22:11,930 If you change your mind, I’m here. 1151 01:22:13,300 --> 01:22:15,340 You hear them, those three idiots? 1152 01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:17,410 How they clack! 1153 01:22:18,580 --> 01:22:19,950 And me Fausto, 1154 01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:21,610 will you read my hand? 1155 01:22:21,780 --> 01:22:22,560 It’s my turn. 1156 01:22:28,380 --> 01:22:29,380 Of course, Sara. 1157 01:22:51,350 --> 01:22:53,080 Go ahead, Fausto, read. 1158 01:22:53,510 --> 01:22:55,740 What does that hand say? 1159 01:23:24,620 --> 01:23:29,090 I’m going back to the barracks, the colonel is waiting! 1160 01:23:32,670 --> 01:23:34,040 My lieutenant. 1161 01:23:35,370 --> 01:23:37,740 My captain, at your orders! 1162 01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:40,770 Stop touching! 1163 01:23:40,940 --> 01:23:46,080 One day, you’ll regret it! “I always loved you…” 1164 01:23:59,830 --> 01:24:00,910 - Is it you? – Yes, me. 1165 01:24:03,070 --> 01:24:04,070 Aren’t you going to sleep? 1166 01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:05,810 Fausto please, two words only. 1167 01:24:06,850 --> 01:24:09,870 Ok, go ahead, but no sentimental whining. 1168 01:24:10,260 --> 01:24:13,910 I wanted to tell you that this winter I’ll be going to study in Turin. 1169 01:24:14,370 --> 01:24:16,020 Mom agrees. 1170 01:24:16,570 --> 01:24:17,430 Not me. 1171 01:24:17,610 --> 01:24:19,400 You cannot forbid it. 1172 01:24:19,770 --> 01:24:20,520 Of course not. 1173 01:24:21,260 --> 01:24:22,880 But it’s a mistake. 1174 01:24:23,050 --> 01:24:24,130 Don’t you make mistakes? 1175 01:24:24,630 --> 01:24:26,500 What do you want from me? 1176 01:24:26,660 --> 01:24:29,230 Isn’t my life complicated enough? 1177 01:24:29,610 --> 01:24:30,690 I want to be close to you. 1178 01:24:30,860 --> 01:24:31,970 Why? 1179 01:24:32,150 --> 01:24:35,050 - Simply close to you. - What for? 1180 01:24:35,630 --> 01:24:36,800 To help a disabled person? 1181 01:24:37,420 --> 01:24:39,320 To support me, by your sacrifice? 1182 01:24:39,500 --> 01:24:41,070 I can take care of myself! 1183 01:24:41,780 --> 01:24:43,850 I don’t need anybody. 1184 01:24:44,150 --> 01:24:47,300 Where is the cane? Who took it? 1185 01:24:47,640 --> 01:24:49,290 If you don’t need anybody… 1186 01:24:49,460 --> 01:24:51,170 find it by yourself! 1187 01:25:18,080 --> 01:25:20,480 What’s going on, Fausto? 1188 01:25:21,110 --> 01:25:23,060 Nothing, nothing. 1189 01:25:28,840 --> 01:25:31,740 It’s past three! Mom will beat us! 1190 01:25:31,910 --> 01:25:34,650 What a guy, this Fausto! 1191 01:25:34,820 --> 01:25:35,900 He makes me laugh! 1192 01:25:36,060 --> 01:25:37,230 Coming with us? 1193 01:25:37,390 --> 01:25:38,720 My orders are to walk back with you. 1194 01:25:38,890 --> 01:25:41,170 Aren’t you afraid, alone with three girls? 1195 01:25:41,340 --> 01:25:43,210 Danger is my trade. 1196 01:25:44,040 --> 01:25:47,560 I’ll sit down a moment, I drank too much. 1197 01:25:47,900 --> 01:25:49,310 They’re drunk! 1198 01:25:49,480 --> 01:25:50,850 And Vincenzino… 1199 01:25:51,010 --> 01:25:52,800 completely drunk! 1200 01:25:53,590 --> 01:25:55,790 What’s your last name? 1201 01:25:55,960 --> 01:25:56,980 Bertazzi. 1202 01:25:59,070 --> 01:26:02,480 Listen, Bertazzi. Who would you choose, among us? 1203 01:26:02,640 --> 01:26:04,350 For once or always? 1204 01:26:04,600 --> 01:26:06,090 Shame on you! 1205 01:26:06,260 --> 01:26:09,120 - What do you take us for? - You meant always? 1206 01:26:09,290 --> 01:26:11,820 Are you kidding me? 1207 01:26:12,070 --> 01:26:14,220 Do you know any dirty stories? 1208 01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:15,260 I don’t think so. 1209 01:26:15,430 --> 01:26:17,750 Do you know the office story? 1210 01:26:17,930 --> 01:26:19,040 Listen, then. 1211 01:26:19,210 --> 01:26:21,330 Shut up! Michelina! 1212 01:26:22,330 --> 01:26:23,410 Something wrong? 1213 01:26:23,870 --> 01:26:25,360 Nothing. 1214 01:26:30,430 --> 01:26:32,490 Why is the light out? 1215 01:26:32,920 --> 01:26:35,200 Why would he turn them off? 1216 01:26:36,490 --> 01:26:37,320 Come quickly! 1217 01:27:23,400 --> 01:27:24,850 He’s still breathing! 1218 01:27:32,620 --> 01:27:33,810 Are you wounded? 1219 01:27:36,940 --> 01:27:40,180 Come help me carry him! 1220 01:27:40,340 --> 01:27:41,340 And him? 1221 01:27:41,590 --> 01:27:43,710 The others will take care of him. 1222 01:27:43,870 --> 01:27:45,290 Come, Fausto. 1223 01:27:58,990 --> 01:28:02,060 In his state, you gave him a sleeping pill! 1224 01:28:02,230 --> 01:28:04,210 He could die here! 1225 01:28:05,430 --> 01:28:07,550 Where are we taking him? 1226 01:28:07,710 --> 01:28:10,900 To my mother’s summer house, it’s vacant. 1227 01:28:11,080 --> 01:28:14,230 But why escape? 1228 01:28:15,230 --> 01:28:18,050 I don’t want him accused! 1229 01:28:19,550 --> 01:28:22,740 Loosen his tie, so he can breathe. 1230 01:28:25,030 --> 01:28:28,970 Why two shots? Did you understand that? 1231 01:28:29,230 --> 01:28:30,640 And did nothing happen to him? 1232 01:28:30,810 --> 01:28:32,840 He was drunk. Or afraid. 1233 01:28:33,010 --> 01:28:34,250 Not afraid! 1234 01:28:34,750 --> 01:28:37,280 Why not? At the last moment, perhaps… 1235 01:28:37,450 --> 01:28:40,070 No, he couldn’t have been afraid! 1236 01:28:52,940 --> 01:28:54,100 It’s here. 1237 01:29:23,880 --> 01:29:27,570 We have to buy a few things. There’s a shop down there. 1238 01:29:27,740 --> 01:29:30,690 Buy coffee, cigarettes, rolls. 1239 01:29:30,860 --> 01:29:33,730 I should leave, my leave is over. 1240 01:29:33,890 --> 01:29:35,430 I’ll wind up in prison. 1241 01:29:35,590 --> 01:29:37,460 Barracks or prison, aren’t they similar? 1242 01:29:37,630 --> 01:29:39,080 Do you have money? 1243 01:29:40,160 --> 01:29:41,870 How long will the sleeping pill last? 1244 01:29:42,030 --> 01:29:44,320 Not much, he’s used to them. 1245 01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:01,460 What are you doing? He’s not dead. 1246 01:30:01,630 --> 01:30:03,450 I know, it was a gesture. 1247 01:30:03,630 --> 01:30:06,540 Who is there? Where am I? 1248 01:30:06,700 --> 01:30:07,620 Don’t speak. 1249 01:30:07,780 --> 01:30:10,070 And Fausto? Where is the captain? 1250 01:30:10,230 --> 01:30:12,380 Calm down, rest. 1251 01:30:12,560 --> 01:30:14,370 These flowers for the Madonna. 1252 01:30:16,630 --> 01:30:18,450 How is he, sister? 1253 01:30:18,620 --> 01:30:20,570 Very well, excellent. 1254 01:30:20,820 --> 01:30:23,480 He’ll bury us all. 1255 01:30:23,650 --> 01:30:26,510 These disabled folks are tough as nails. 1256 01:30:26,680 --> 01:30:27,870 What are you doing here? 1257 01:30:28,050 --> 01:30:30,710 I’m a journalist, I’m doing my job. 1258 01:30:30,870 --> 01:30:34,610 For us, this is news. 1259 01:30:34,820 --> 01:30:37,560 Write that a high ranking officer… 1260 01:30:37,730 --> 01:30:40,210 having lost the use of his sight… 1261 01:30:40,380 --> 01:30:41,660 wanted to clean… 1262 01:30:41,840 --> 01:30:43,330 his gun… 1263 01:30:43,500 --> 01:30:46,360 and was accidentally wounded. 1264 01:30:47,030 --> 01:30:50,130 Why would a blind man clean a gun? 1265 01:30:50,520 --> 01:30:52,220 How should I know?. 1266 01:30:52,390 --> 01:30:55,000 Mrs. Natalina, when you’re free… 1267 01:30:55,170 --> 01:30:58,860 come tomorrow or the day after tomorrow with your daughter Sara… 1268 01:30:59,030 --> 01:31:03,270 and this captain. We’ll have a friendly chat… 1269 01:31:03,430 --> 01:31:06,460 and the official report will be signed. 1270 01:31:07,010 --> 01:31:08,540 - Colonel. - At ease! 1271 01:31:08,710 --> 01:31:11,730 - Why all in black? - Didn't he die? 1272 01:31:13,530 --> 01:31:15,980 Ah, I’m so glad. 1273 01:31:22,580 --> 01:31:25,770 Are you glad or aren’t you? 1274 01:31:56,330 --> 01:31:57,830 He doesn’t want me. He drove me out. 1275 01:32:00,110 --> 01:32:02,090 - Will he be all right? - Yes. 1276 01:32:03,760 --> 01:32:05,090 What will the newspapers say? 1277 01:32:05,260 --> 01:32:07,460 You think of the newspapers! 1278 01:32:08,750 --> 01:32:10,650 It doesn’t happen every day… 1279 01:32:10,830 --> 01:32:11,660 a blind man who… 1280 01:32:11,820 --> 01:32:15,010 I forbid you to use that word! 1281 01:32:19,420 --> 01:32:21,460 I didn’t ask anything from him. 1282 01:32:21,710 --> 01:32:23,490 I didn’t ask for marriage. 1283 01:32:24,360 --> 01:32:28,300 To be with him, close to him, nothing else. 1284 01:32:28,930 --> 01:32:30,750 A word from him would be enough. 1285 01:32:36,330 --> 01:32:37,270 - Has he called? – No. 1286 01:32:41,970 --> 01:32:44,800 Go see, perhaps he needs you. 1287 01:33:08,930 --> 01:33:10,910 Are you better? 1288 01:33:11,670 --> 01:33:13,290 Light me a cigarette. 1289 01:33:24,210 --> 01:33:28,490 - Who’s there? - Nobody, we are alone. 1290 01:33:35,300 --> 01:33:38,130 Ice, go to the kitchen and get me some ice … 1291 01:33:38,290 --> 01:33:39,450 to suck. 1292 01:33:39,620 --> 01:33:40,810 There’s no ice here. 1293 01:33:42,820 --> 01:33:44,770 Why, where are we? 1294 01:33:45,520 --> 01:33:46,790 What time is it? 1295 01:33:46,970 --> 01:33:48,220 Eleven a.m. 1296 01:33:50,250 --> 01:33:51,000 Where is Sara? 1297 01:33:51,790 --> 01:33:52,820 I’ll call her. 1298 01:33:52,990 --> 01:33:55,440 Drive her out, I don’t want her here! 1299 01:34:10,270 --> 01:34:12,250 I’m not a lion. 1300 01:34:13,510 --> 01:34:17,620 I believed… I was mistaken. 1301 01:34:21,150 --> 01:34:22,770 I was afraid. 1302 01:34:28,710 --> 01:34:31,120 - Who is it? – Be right back. 1303 01:34:54,340 --> 01:34:55,450 I was afraid. 1304 01:34:58,860 --> 01:35:01,850 Don’t speak, don’t think about anything. 1305 01:35:04,010 --> 01:35:05,590 I am a coward. 1306 01:35:10,160 --> 01:35:12,200 We’re all afraid. 1307 01:35:29,180 --> 01:35:30,680 Rest. 1308 01:35:38,360 --> 01:35:40,180 The police chief buried the incident. 1309 01:35:40,350 --> 01:35:42,640 We’re in Naples, Ciccio! 1310 01:35:42,800 --> 01:35:47,080 I brought you the uniform. I didn’t find the beret. 1311 01:35:47,250 --> 01:35:49,120 - How is he? - Better. 1312 01:35:50,320 --> 01:35:51,430 She’s with him. 1313 01:35:51,690 --> 01:35:54,930 All night, she and you… nothing? 1314 01:35:55,100 --> 01:35:56,340 You’re an idiot! 1315 01:35:56,510 --> 01:35:59,950 What’s the problem? A man is a man. 1316 01:36:00,120 --> 01:36:02,740 - And Sara is hot! - She’s a nice girl. 1317 01:36:02,910 --> 01:36:05,770 That shouldn’t stop you from trying, right? 1318 01:36:05,940 --> 01:36:07,520 Wait for me over there. 1319 01:36:07,680 --> 01:36:09,010 Hurry. 1320 01:36:09,840 --> 01:36:13,950 “I always loved you.” 1321 01:36:14,120 --> 01:36:17,030 Trust me, I would have tried! 1322 01:36:17,190 --> 01:36:20,710 “And you, you loved me!” 1323 01:36:21,760 --> 01:36:26,790 Poor Vincenzino, I played a dirty trick on him. 1324 01:36:29,360 --> 01:36:30,640 Here, a gift for you. 1325 01:36:31,980 --> 01:36:35,800 He didn’t die and I look alive. 1326 01:36:36,170 --> 01:36:37,420 Help me. 1327 01:36:42,480 --> 01:36:45,840 Even my lighter doesn’t work any more. 1328 01:36:47,680 --> 01:36:50,460 Ah, the uniform! It’s clean, right? 1329 01:36:51,000 --> 01:36:51,940 Then… 1330 01:36:56,110 --> 01:36:57,100 Are you leaving? 1331 01:36:57,270 --> 01:37:00,340 Do you want me to phone Turin or your cousin in Rome? 1332 01:37:00,510 --> 01:37:01,790 No! 1333 01:37:01,960 --> 01:37:05,480 Go! The holidays are over. 1334 01:37:06,780 --> 01:37:08,680 The trip wasn’t useless. 1335 01:37:09,440 --> 01:37:11,420 You saw so many things! 1336 01:37:14,550 --> 01:37:16,860 You saw a man, from close-up. 1337 01:37:20,280 --> 01:37:21,900 Ciccio! You know who I am? 1338 01:37:22,900 --> 01:37:24,600 Eleven of spades. 1339 01:37:24,850 --> 01:37:25,790 It doesn’t exist! 1340 01:37:25,970 --> 01:37:29,740 Precisely. A non-existent card. 1341 01:37:29,910 --> 01:37:31,870 Not good for any game. 1342 01:37:36,810 --> 01:37:43,280 - See you, buddy. - Good-bye, sir… 1343 01:37:47,110 --> 01:37:49,170 - Do you want the cane? - Yes. 1344 01:38:02,390 --> 01:38:04,460 What are you doing there? Go away! 1345 01:38:04,840 --> 01:38:07,500 You and Sara. Go away! 1346 01:38:08,040 --> 01:38:08,740 And you? 1347 01:38:08,910 --> 01:38:11,740 Don’t worry. Leave. 1348 01:38:14,850 --> 01:38:15,600 The fuck out! 1349 01:38:15,770 --> 01:38:17,890 You and the other! Take her along! 1350 01:39:49,230 --> 01:39:51,050 Do you know how to walk, Sara? 1351 01:39:52,510 --> 01:39:55,530 It’s difficult, you know, to walk a blind man. 93756

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