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when I was in college I had this friend
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named Arnold and Arnall is this really
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great guy he was like my best friend and
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he was smart and he was like liberal he
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was progressive you know and and
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open-minded and just you know a
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brilliant guy but here this one weird
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character defect which was that he was
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racist against Asians and you know I was
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like I know how could you get racist
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against a whole people and he was like
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well I knew this I knew this aegeon guy
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who was like really uptight and I was
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like yeah but that's one guy he's like
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no but not just him other other ones too
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like I've a lot of them you know I've
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noticed they're really uptight and I
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just don't like them I was like oh no
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that's crazy
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you know there are these great Asian
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people because I know something about
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them it's just really uptight even I
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just like okay what you know you're
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crazy but whatever and then you know I
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to go to the library every day to study
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and there was this security guard there
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who was Asian and he would check IDs and
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we never give him ID you were like look
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at my ID then he'd look at me like
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really suspiciously and then look at my
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ID then look at me it really
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suspiciously again and he looking behind
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you again and he would do this for like
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a whole minute and then you give it to
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me and the first few times I just
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thought it was kind of weird but after a
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while I got really tired of it and
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sometimes I'd be in a hurry and you know
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he'd be like checking my ID like forever
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and I would go there every single day
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like he had to remember me and I just
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thought why are you doing this and so
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once she was doing it and I just took my
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ID and I was just like hey I looked at
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my CID here look and I like held it
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right up in front of his face and then
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and then I took it away from him and
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he's like gimme gimme and I was like you
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saw her buddy look look he's gimme and
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then I got Graham past him and then like
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ran after me and like I hid and then
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like you know he couldn't find me and
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then like you know I was actually able
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to find a place to study but then when I
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was leaving I had to like go past him
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again and I I try to like sneak by him
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but he like saw me and he's like hey you
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and then I like he runs after me and I'm
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running down Hall and down the stairs
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and he and he grabs me and he's like
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shaking me and he's like
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give me a D give me AI D okay okay I
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gave him my ID and he looks at it he
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looks at me and he looks at the IDE he
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looks at me and then finally he like
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gives it back to me he's like yes time
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you give me ID I was like okay okay I'm
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sorry and then you know he finally let
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me go and I left and I was really shaken
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you know I was scared of this guy
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I remember thinking you know Arnold's
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right Hagen is really our uptight and
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then I realized you know that's how it
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works you know that's how racism works
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someone plants a seed in your head and
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we have this bad experience that kind of
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confirms the stereotype and then
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unconsciously you just start kind of
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buying into it and you know I kind of
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snapped out of it after a moment but I
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realized that it was kind of scary like
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for that one minute I was a racist
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you
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