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when I was in college I had this friend

named Arnold and Arnall is this really

great guy he was like my best friend and

he was smart and he was like liberal he

was progressive you know and and

open-minded and just you know a

brilliant guy but here this one weird

character defect which was that he was

racist against Asians and you know I was

like I know how could you get racist

against a whole people and he was like

well I knew this I knew this aegeon guy

who was like really uptight and I was

like yeah but that's one guy he's like

no but not just him other other ones too

like I've a lot of them you know I've

noticed they're really uptight and I

just don't like them I was like oh no

that's crazy

you know there are these great Asian

people because I know something about

them it's just really uptight even I

just like okay what you know you're

crazy but whatever and then you know I

to go to the library every day to study

and there was this security guard there

who was Asian and he would check IDs and

we never give him ID you were like look

at my ID then he'd look at me like

really suspiciously and then look at my

ID then look at me it really

suspiciously again and he looking behind

you again and he would do this for like

a whole minute and then you give it to

me and the first few times I just

thought it was kind of weird but after a

while I got really tired of it and

sometimes I'd be in a hurry and you know

he'd be like checking my ID like forever

and I would go there every single day

like he had to remember me and I just

thought why are you doing this and so

once she was doing it and I just took my

ID and I was just like hey I looked at

my CID here look and I like held it

right up in front of his face and then

and then I took it away from him and

he's like gimme gimme and I was like you

saw her buddy look look he's gimme and

then I got Graham past him and then like

ran after me and like I hid and then

like you know he couldn't find me and

then like you know I was actually able

to find a place to study but then when I

was leaving I had to like go past him

again and I I try to like sneak by him

but he like saw me and he's like hey you

and then I like he runs after me and I'm

running down Hall and down the stairs

and he and he grabs me and he's like

shaking me and he's like

give me a D give me AI D okay okay I

gave him my ID and he looks at it he

looks at me and he looks at the IDE he

looks at me and then finally he like

gives it back to me he's like yes time

you give me ID I was like okay okay I'm

sorry and then you know he finally let

me go and I left and I was really shaken

you know I was scared of this guy

I remember thinking you know Arnold's

right Hagen is really our uptight and

then I realized you know that's how it

works you know that's how racism works

someone plants a seed in your head and

we have this bad experience that kind of

confirms the stereotype and then

unconsciously you just start kind of

buying into it and you know I kind of

snapped out of it after a moment but I

realized that it was kind of scary like

for that one minute I was a racist

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