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- Previously on You:
- Get your hands off me!
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- I'm Ryan Goodwin.
- Go.
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- If something's wrong, tell me.
- I'm buying a vineyard.
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My dad is a lot worse than I thought.
I went into his office.
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And he has
all this insane conspiracy shit,
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including you and Joe.
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We are a team.
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The best team.
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Marriage is a game.
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When things are going well,
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my wife and I are on the same side,
an unshakable team.
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♪ Sometimes you just wanna ♪
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- ♪ Feel good, feel good ♪
- ♪ You know I like to ♪
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- ♪ Feel good, feel good ♪
- ♪ I love it when you ♪
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- ♪ Feel good, feel good ♪
- ♪ Hit it ♪
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- Love in the Time of Cholera?
- You got it.
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- Oh, my God! That is impossible.
- Yeah!
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- Go do it. Be better.
- Okay, I got this.
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- Right now, my game...
- We are so good at this.
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...is being a good husband... No, no.
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No, the best husband,
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so Love doesn't get suspicious
about what's really going on.
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That I can't stop thinking about you,
Marienne.
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It's been two days
since our sprinkler-soaked night.
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You haven't texted, but I know better
than to overplay my hand.
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All right, so far, so good.
He's gonna meet me to talk.
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If I wasn't so in love with you, Marienne,
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I might find this more upsetting,
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but as it stands,
I have to play just jealous enough.
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You had to deploy your lace bra for that?
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Yeah.
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I know it's all a bit spooky, but...
It also kind of feels like no big deal.
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Is it just me
or doth the lady protest kind of a lot?
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The sooner we find out
what Matthew could have on us,
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if anything,
the sooner we can fix it, right?
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She might be more attracted to Theo
than she's willing to admit,
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but she's also right and distracted,
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which is necessary to keep her
from Spidey-sensing you. Speaking of...
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Oh, the library fundraiser is coming up.
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My boss asked me to stay late
the next couple of nights.
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Uh, I would have said no.
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But I think that will make her
even more irritable than usual,
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so I hope that's okay.
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Yeah. I mean, of course. Should I...?
Should I put it in my calendar?
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And have you both cross? No, no, no.
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It'll be pretty boring.
I wouldn't want to inflict that upon you.
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How'd I end up
with such a thoughtful husband?
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This game is tricky.
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Juggling you and Love won't be easy.
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But if this is the game I have to play
to get closer to you, then game on.
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Though you haven't texted me back,
Marienne,
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I know you felt what I felt in the rain.
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This seems elaborate.
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Yeah, and Alice in Wonderland,
a story dear
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to friends-of-the-library chairwoman
Sherry Conrad, which is fabulous...
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You feel it right now.
You're pretending you don't.
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And don't get me started
on how the friends of the library
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only visit the library
when there's a gala.
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You're cautious about us,
which is smart.
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But it means
I need to be a little bit bold.
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I thought about you all weekend.
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Really?
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Um...
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'Cause I couldn't stop thinking
about those goats that faint
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when they're startled.
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You know, like, what the fuck, Darwin?
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- I thought about you too. A lot.
- I knew it.
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- But it can't happen again.
- And here's the speech.
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Look, I gave it a lot of thought,
and for so many reasons,
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- first and foremost being you're married...
- That's true.
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But it's not that simple, I promise you.
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I understand.
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...that if I push too hard,
I risk losing you.
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Mommy.
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Hey, no running, remember?
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Ryan surprised me
by dropping her here this morning,
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but she's having so much fun helping out.
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- Aren't you, mon petit chou?
- I didn't think it was possible,
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but in her presence,
you are even more exquisite.
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You must be Juliette.
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Hmm?
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- Look what Dante found for me.
- Oh.
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Is that Hans Christian Andersen?
Let me guess. Little Mermaid fan.
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Hey, Dante.
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Hey.
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Aw.
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- Why aren't you wearing your glasses?
- Yeah. Someone was doing cartwheels.
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Okay, we're going to have
to get these fixed before your dad sees.
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I can cover for you.
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Thanks, but my car is in the shop.
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Let me take you.
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Does he have to come?
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Ouch. What'd I do to her?
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Sorry. Yes, that would be great.
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Thank you.
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Hey. I'll get back to it.
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- Hey.
- Mom still hasn't shown up
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and she won't answer my calls.
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Isn't today the meeting
to finalize her divorce?
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Yeah, three hours ago. I mean, she flaked.
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Classic Dottie.
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Any chance you could watch Henry?
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Me, you and our kids,
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it's not exactly the quality time
I had in mind today,
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but what would the perfect husband do?
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Sure. I'll be there soon.
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Okay. Thanks.
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- Hi.
- I'm sorry to pop by like this,
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- but I just heard something terrible.
- What?
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My caterer, for the library fundraiser,
got frostbite.
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- Too much infrared sauna.
- Oh, my God.
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So she's out.
Then I realized, you could fill in.
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Oh.
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I mean, that's really flattering,
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but I haven't catered in a long time.
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Don't be silly.
I'm sure it's like riding a Peloton.
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I have to develop a menu.
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- I'd have to hire people.
- I will handle staff and logistics.
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You do the food,
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collect the compliments,
get exposure for your business.
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Don't make me beg.
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- Okay.
- Mm! Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Mm...
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- What?
- You have a glow about you
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and I noticed it on game night too.
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Yeah, I mean...
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I took your advice.
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- About choosing your soul mate.
- Mm.
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Joe has been so attentive lately.
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I love that. And the sex life?
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Back on track, I assume?
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No. I don't mean to pry.
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No, Joe's just been really busy with work.
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No judgment. Have you seen the studies
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on how quickly
our sex parts get bored of each other?
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But, you know,
it doesn't have to be an issue.
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You are so hot, Love.
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- Just hack your sex life.
- Like...
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with supplements?
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A lot of ways to increase Joe's libido.
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Tap into his fantasies,
really make him feel like a man.
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It's what I've done with Cary,
and my vagina has never been happier.
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Look, I'll send you a post
I wrote about it.
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Along with an RSVP list of the guests
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- with food allergies.
- Okay.
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Thanks again.
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Whoo!
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- Oh, my God.
- Sorry. Sorry. I know, I'm early.
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- Yeah. Thank you for meeting me.
- Yeah.
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Oh, that's...
That's not why I asked you here.
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Okay.
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Um...
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Sorry, I feel like there's mixed signals,
'cause, like, first, we have sex.
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- Can you...?
- It's all right. And then you know...
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You say that it can't happen again,
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and then you're, like,
stripping at your window,
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asking me to meet in secret.
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Yeah, you're right.
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You're right. I'm a mess.
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I guess this is what happens
when your parents get divorced
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and you see how easily
your own marriage can fall apart.
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- Are you and Joe...?
- Oh, no, no, no.
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- I shouldn't have said anything.
- Hey.
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You're not alone.
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Honestly, like,
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we're friends.
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I'm your friend, if you need anything.
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Okay.
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I mean...
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- if you really wanna help...
- Mm-hm?
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Could you find out
what your dad has on me and Joe?
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What...? What do you mean?
What does he have?
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- I don't know. That's the thing.
- Okay.
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Then... Then why?
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I... I mean...
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We've talked about this.
My family's in the public eye.
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My parents are chopping off
each other's heads in this divorce.
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- It shouldn't make my family interesting...
- If it's not like a literal crime,
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- he's not gonna show anyone.
- But this is a major trigger for me.
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I can't help but worry
when people have information on my family.
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- I know it's not rational...
- It doesn't have to be.
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I get it. I do.
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People are fucking vampires.
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You know, that can scar you for sure.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You get it.
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Yeah, okay. Yeah, well, you know,
I'll sneak into his office.
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See what I can find.
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Thank you.
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What's your favorite fairy tale?
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- Jack and the Beanstalk.
- No.
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Yes. Hell, yes. Jack was a little badass.
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I wanted to be him. Screw princesses.
I know I wanted to...
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How do I make you see
I could be your happily ever after?
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Hey, can I say something?
And you don't have to say anything back.
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It's been a long time
since I have felt this happy.
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This feels so easy.
So I just wanna say thank you.
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Can we go back to the library?
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Baby, your glasses aren't ready yet.
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You wanna play a game?
We can play "I Spy."
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Okay.
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Uh, I spy with my little eye...
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something that begins with the letter M.
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- It's Mommy.
- Yeah.
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Good job, baby.
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You're thinking what I am.
Is this the family we were destined for?
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What's wrong?
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Um, it's... It's Ryan.
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He's giving me a heads-up
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that Channel Three is making
a sizable donation to the library
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and he will be at the fundraiser
to present the check.
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You don't think it's a coincidence?
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No, I mean, he's furious
that I'm reopening custody.
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It's a power move.
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He wants to show me
he can hurt me, even at my job.
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Do you think he's watching us?
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He feels ownership over me, okay?
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Sick as it is. And you stood up to him.
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So he's never gonna let that slide.
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So this, you and me, we can't.
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If Ryan finds out that I was
with a married man, however innocently,
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he'll use it and I'll never get custody.
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You're right. Ryan is a problem,
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but there are always problems
in love stories.
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I'll find a way to solve this one,
for you.
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One time, I needed a fix so badly
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that I broke my molar
with a pair of pliers,
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knowing that they'd give me Oxy for it.
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That's where this disease took me.
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I couldn't wake up without Adderall.
I couldn't go to sleep without Oxy.
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Interesting.
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Let me tell you what I've learned
about your ex, Ryan Goodwin.
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He's not a morning person.
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He wears tighty-whities.
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He's obsessed with protein shakes
and his workout regimen.
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It's like he's training
for the asshole Olympics.
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His mom, Harriet Goodwin,
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who's also his private chef,
maid and nanny, by the looks of it.
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It's not okay, Marienne.
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He's gaslit his way to full custody,
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when he doesn't even give
your daughter the time of day.
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He leaves Juliette to his mom
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00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:38,460
while he works out with Wes,
his "best friend."
245
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:41,505
Wes makes Ryan feel superior.
So that tracks.
246
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:46,635
Ryan is technically sober.
But he's an emotional powder keg.
247
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,096
He's transferred
his addiction to drugs and alcohol
248
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:51,515
to an addiction to his body and status.
249
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,934
Ryan's sobriety is hanging by a thread.
250
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:57,187
You put a pebble into the machine
and wait for it to fail.
251
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:05,237
Fuck. How many shakes does one man need?
252
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:17,958
Grandma's home.
253
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,210
Where have you...?
254
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,506
- Hey, you okay?
- Oh, I'm fine.
255
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:29,428
Especially after how royally
your father fucked me in the arbitration,
256
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:32,640
considering that I'm sober as a saint.
257
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:37,686
One would expect the prenup
to fuck me out of Anavrin,
258
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,105
despite the fact that I created it.
259
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:43,108
It's the part where he found a way
to get around my lawyer
260
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:47,780
and take my second-act vineyard,
my second act, for spite.
261
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:49,281
I'm sorry.
262
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,700
Sorry doesn't even cover it, Love.
263
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:55,037
I did everything I was supposed to do.
264
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,416
This is what happens
when you marry the wrong man.
265
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:04,213
- Do you disagree?
- About Dad?
266
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:08,008
No, he treated you horribly.
That's why I don't speak to him anymore.
267
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,595
Then why are you being so quiet?
268
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:13,972
I feel...
269
00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:17,101
sad.
270
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:20,437
I know it's the right thing.
I'm glad that it's over.
271
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:25,401
But it feels like a...
Like a kind of loss.
272
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,570
You're right and it's sad.
273
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,366
I'm sorry to disappoint you.
274
00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:34,076
That's not what I'm saying.
275
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,745
No, I should have known
the marriage was over two years in
276
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,039
when your father stopped
wanting to do anal.
277
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,833
I don't need the details.
278
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,252
Don't be such a prude.
I'm doing you a service.
279
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,045
You need to know what to look out for
280
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:48,090
- in your own marriage.
- My marriage is nothing like yours.
281
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,426
So you're not sleeping
with the neighbor's son?
282
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,094
I'm not discussing this with you.
283
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,263
Mom!
284
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,098
It's enough.
285
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:03,689
Where are you going?
286
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,107
Shit.
287
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,942
I am calling a Lyft.
288
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:11,447
Excuse me for hoping
my daughter would lend a sympathetic ear.
289
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:40,684
Knock, knock.
290
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:46,106
Mm. Leez. Hi. Come on in.
Please. How long has it been?
291
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:49,359
- Gosh, couple years, right?
- Yeah, couple of years. That's right.
292
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:53,489
Thanks, Theo. I'm hearing great things
about your work on the corporate side.
293
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:56,742
The team loves you. You've come
a long way from the cocky, young coder
294
00:17:56,825 --> 00:18:00,204
- who hacked my e-mail.
- My asshole days are far behind me.
295
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:05,459
Here's the thing. Not too far, I hope.
I need your help with something. Please.
296
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,306
This looks...
297
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,684
like a lot of security camera footage.
298
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:26,605
Yes. It is. It's every perimeter camera
and doorbell cam in Madre Linda.
299
00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:29,358
Live feeds and cloud archives,
there's all of it.
300
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,777
Not gonna ask how you got it,
301
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:34,822
but what do you need me for
if you already have access to these?
302
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,281
I need you to help me sort it.
303
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,784
I'm drowning in footage
from a million cameras.
304
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:42,246
I need the ability to look
at particular people on particular dates.
305
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:45,207
- You want my facial-recognition algorithm.
- I do.
306
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,669
I had a scary meeting
with the FBI after that one.
307
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,587
No, no, no. They'll never know.
308
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:53,006
What you want will take a long time.
309
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:56,093
Oh, I don't think it will,
not if you're involved.
310
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,887
And I'm prepared to dramatically overpay.
311
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,056
Plus, you'd be doing a service
to the world.
312
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,391
How so?
313
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:03,767
Finding a murderer.
314
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:16,530
So you're Cary's friend?
315
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:19,241
Yeah, I'm sorry, how old are you?
316
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,744
I don't need to define myself
by something so arbitrary as a number.
317
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:24,997
Okay.
318
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,999
Don't worry, this isn't a sting.
319
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:31,170
So, FYI, I do this as a service,
someone's gonna deal,
320
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,380
so I serve as a means
of medicating the public,
321
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:36,091
protecting communities
likely to be profiled by the police.
322
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,135
I donate all my proceeds to NAMI.
323
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,221
The National Alliance on Mental Illness.
324
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:44,850
I'm beginning to think
this generation may just save us all.
325
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:48,478
That'll be $1,237.37.
326
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,024
I only take Bitcoin.
327
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,485
The lengths I will go to for you,
Marienne...
328
00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:02,534
including sneaking in while Ryan's at work
and Juliette and Grandma are at ballet.
329
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,922
I hope Ryan enjoys his new shake recipe.
330
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,049
Adderall in the morning
and Oxycontin at night
331
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:19,593
to reintroduce small amounts
into his system.
332
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:23,138
All in an effort to fire
his neurotransmitters
333
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,892
that are predisposed towards addiction,
thus inciting the phenomenon of craving.
334
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,395
If the combo of cravings
and emotional dysregulation
335
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,939
don't trigger a relapse,
336
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,651
then disrupting his morning routine will.
337
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:38,737
He'll be off the beam
by your next custody hearing.
338
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:44,660
And we can thank my son's toys for that
never-ending supply of drained batteries.
339
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:50,123
I should go but not before I unearth more
about my nemesis.
340
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:56,546
Does this man own a book not written
by Tim Ferriss or Tony Robbins?
341
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,507
What's this?
342
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,187
It hurts me to leave these here.
343
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:16,608
He doesn't deserve any part of you,
but it's temporary, Marienne.
344
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,360
I'm gonna fix it for you.
345
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:19,444
Fix him.
346
00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:26,576
♪ Freak like me ♪
347
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:31,790
♪ You want a good girl
That does bad things... ♪
348
00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:35,961
What happened to my wife?
Am I in trouble?
349
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,046
You look nice.
350
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,423
How was your day?
351
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:41,300
She smells like The Body Shop.
352
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:42,759
- It was good.
- Yeah?
353
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,470
Yeah. What's going on?
Planning to cook for an army?
354
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:46,847
Um...
355
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:48,640
Sort of?
356
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:51,685
The caterer for the library fundraiser
dropped out.
357
00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:55,897
So Sherry asked me if I would pitch in.
358
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,107
That's amazing.
359
00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,234
You and my wife in the same place.
360
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,111
I've got six people at the bakery
361
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:04,406
setting up this insane stove situation.
I'm gonna be up all night.
362
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:07,200
I know your boss is picky,
so I hope I'll make her happy.
363
00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:08,785
I'm sure you will.
364
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:22,007
I just wanted to make sure
that I made you a nice dinner first.
365
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:23,507
Okay.
366
00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:26,219
Something is up with her.
367
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:29,306
Did she kill someone else
and she's trying to distract me?
368
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:30,640
I have a little less time.
369
00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:34,728
- Okay.
- A little you time, actually.
370
00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:45,738
Oh, no.
371
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,496
This isn't happening.
372
00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:59,377
Shit! I have nothing left.
373
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:04,049
After you.
374
00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:07,844
- Just maybe not right this second.
- Oh.
375
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:10,138
- Just maybe not...
- God. I'm sorry.
376
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:13,558
- I don't know what I was thinking.
- I've had a long day.
377
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,352
- It was a good idea.
- Yeah, of course.
378
00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:18,688
I don't know why I'm trying to blow you
the second you walk in the door,
379
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:19,772
that's silly.
380
00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:22,150
I did not anticipate this.
381
00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:27,155
Love is unpredictable.
I'm gonna have to fix this.
382
00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:34,371
♪ Super duper
We're the party troopers ♪
383
00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:36,957
♪ We don't need no bad advice... ♪
384
00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:39,292
Thank you, shitty batteries.
385
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:41,419
Fuck.
386
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,130
Thank you, Taschen.
387
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,341
Turns out, playing Amélie is kind of fun.
388
00:23:46,424 --> 00:23:48,844
Well, you gotta be shitting me.
389
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:53,473
Considering you just ingested
a megadose of stimulants,
390
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,433
the dragon is unleashed.
391
00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:58,395
No, no, no.
392
00:23:58,478 --> 00:23:59,604
Fuck!
393
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:02,148
Fuck!
394
00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:06,570
Are you okay? I'm sorry.
I was coming by to update you,
395
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:09,531
and then I heard screaming, so I entered.
396
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:12,367
I just burned a bunch of fucking almonds.
397
00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:16,079
I've got, like, 500 other things
I need to do right now. So...
398
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:17,247
Okay.
399
00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:21,668
So then it's not a good time
to tell you that I couldn't figure out
400
00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:23,628
what my dad has on you and Joe.
401
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:24,629
Yet, yet.
402
00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:25,547
It's fine.
403
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:26,464
I will.
404
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,717
Also, while I'm being honest,
405
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,678
it's really hard to stand here
and have a conversation with you,
406
00:24:31,761 --> 00:24:35,265
as though I'm not totally distracted
by how much I want you.
407
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,060
Okay.
408
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:45,108
All right, let's forget
that I said anything.
409
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,280
Oh.
410
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:54,367
Fuck. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was just...
411
00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:58,788
Was it the dad thing
or the hitting on you?
412
00:24:58,872 --> 00:24:59,872
I don't...
413
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:05,045
I don't know
what the fuck is wrong with me.
414
00:25:05,128 --> 00:25:06,128
Hey.
415
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:08,298
No, I used to have my shit together.
416
00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:10,050
Hey. Hey, stop it.
417
00:25:10,133 --> 00:25:12,260
Don't be stupid, okay?
418
00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:19,976
Are you sure? Oh, okay.
419
00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:24,439
Oh, fuck.
420
00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:31,446
He called his shithead buddy
to help with the tire.
421
00:25:31,529 --> 00:25:33,156
Hopefully he won't be too helpful.
422
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,617
Brutal, man. Brutal.
423
00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:38,036
Yeah.
424
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:42,499
And just like that, Ryan Goodwin
takes one small step off the wagon...
425
00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:46,795
Today's already so fucked.
I'm calling in sick so we can get blasted.
426
00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:50,507
- ...and one giant leap toward rock bottom.
- Let's do it.
427
00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:52,717
You're welcome, Marienne.
428
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,408
You like it?
429
00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:18,702
No.
430
00:26:18,785 --> 00:26:21,538
I love it. It's been sold out everywhere.
431
00:26:21,621 --> 00:26:25,333
It was my feeble attempt at an apology
for last night's misfire.
432
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:30,046
I know that I've been off 'cause of work.
I've been distracted and I'm sorry.
433
00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:33,508
- I should be saying I'm sorry.
- Wait. There's more. Just open it.
434
00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:41,683
Oh, my... Where the fuck
did you get Donut Pal?
435
00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:45,020
It's the magic of my love for you.
No, they opened in Berkeley.
436
00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:47,939
So I paid a kid to stand in line
and courier them over here.
437
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:50,734
The look on your face
when you bite into one of those...
438
00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:53,570
Doughnuts aren't objectively sexy,
439
00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:56,323
but you make them
the hottest thing on Earth.
440
00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:04,289
Oh, my God. This is so embarrassing.
441
00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:05,372
I...
442
00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:11,713
I thought
you didn't find me attractive anymore.
443
00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:15,342
Fuck. I've been so single-minded
in my pursuit of you.
444
00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:20,930
Tonight my focus will be on Love.
445
00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:23,850
It has to be,
because if Love is not happy,
446
00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:25,602
we will never get the chance to be.
447
00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:26,895
You know, I...
448
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:32,317
My mom was just in my head.
Their marriage was so toxic.
449
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,653
Yeah. No, I guess, it's understandable.
450
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:37,072
But we are not them.
451
00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:40,784
Yeah. Yeah.
452
00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:47,624
Oh, this is her.
453
00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:50,085
Um, I should get this.
454
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:51,753
- You should go get changed.
- Yeah.
455
00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:53,212
Okay.
456
00:27:57,842 --> 00:27:59,302
- Hey, hey, Mom.
- I know I'm late.
457
00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:03,932
I just took a little siesta and forgot
to set an alarm. I'll be there soon.
458
00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:06,184
What are you talking about?
459
00:28:06,267 --> 00:28:09,062
Don't you need me to watch Forty
while you're at the fundraiser?
460
00:28:09,145 --> 00:28:12,190
Oh. No, we got a sitter.
You just take care of you.
461
00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:15,735
So now I'm not good enough
to watch Forty? Is that it?
462
00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:17,445
- Have you been drinking?
- What?
463
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,198
- I need to see Forty.
- You're drunk.
464
00:28:20,281 --> 00:28:21,658
I am not.
465
00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:24,202
You're just mad at me
for bringing up the neighbor boy.
466
00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:26,871
- Okay. I have to go.
- You're keeping my baby from me.
467
00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:28,998
- Don't drive.
- Please let me see Forty.
468
00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:32,627
- I can't deal with you right now.
- He's all I have left.
469
00:28:34,629 --> 00:28:35,797
Little bitch!
470
00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:39,134
Little bitch.
471
00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:49,227
Sweetie, can you help me
set this table up?
472
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:50,562
No mat.
473
00:28:50,645 --> 00:28:52,814
When the guests arrive,
it'll be packed in here.
474
00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:55,525
That'll keep you
and Love apart, right? Shit.
475
00:28:55,608 --> 00:28:58,486
Love is not stupid. This could be bad.
Why did I agree to this?
476
00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,572
Okay. Okay, I need a plan.
477
00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:03,366
I need to keep Love
as preoccupied as possible.
478
00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:04,284
Great. Bye.
479
00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:07,245
Gotta hand it to you, Marienne,
you have outdone yourself.
480
00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,875
You think I should just check in on them?
481
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:14,461
I'm just being neurotic, actually.
482
00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:17,130
Always. But is it too much
to hope she stays back there
483
00:29:17,213 --> 00:29:19,257
- and you two never meet?
- Whatever you think.
484
00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:24,554
There you are.
485
00:29:24,637 --> 00:29:25,889
Undeniably you.
486
00:29:25,972 --> 00:29:31,144
Original, haunting, real,
never mind Alice and the Queen.
487
00:29:31,811 --> 00:29:33,813
You're the red rose herself.
488
00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:36,733
Yeah, I'm just being neurotic.
Thank you so much.
489
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,284
I was looking for you.
490
00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:47,786
- Big problem.
- Yeah.
491
00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:50,872
I forgot to note everyone's
food intolerances on the seating chart.
492
00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:52,624
- Can you...?
- Yeah, of course.
493
00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:53,708
Okay. Um...
494
00:29:54,584 --> 00:29:55,502
You, come!
495
00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:57,212
- We can do this fast.
- Okay.
496
00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:03,176
And just like that,
our fairy tale turns dark.
497
00:30:03,259 --> 00:30:05,303
I should make a disaster
in the kitchen truck,
498
00:30:05,386 --> 00:30:09,432
turn up the oven, scorch the quail,
but it's too late.
499
00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:16,314
It's like I'm watching my own execution.
500
00:30:16,397 --> 00:30:17,482
My man!
501
00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:22,904
- Things work out with Taschen?
- It was great. Yeah. Thank you.
502
00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:25,240
Better than great, actually,
no sign of Ryan means
503
00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:28,034
he's probably in hour eight
of a drug binge with his buddy.
504
00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:30,954
Baby, baby.
505
00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:39,003
I'm sorry, you must be Love. I'm Marienne.
506
00:30:39,087 --> 00:30:40,755
Joe's told me so much about you.
507
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,382
- You're Joe's boss?
- Mm-hm.
508
00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:45,677
- It's so great to meet you.
- You as well.
509
00:30:47,136 --> 00:30:50,682
He's probably told you
how much of a taskmaster I am.
510
00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:52,308
No, I wouldn't say that.
511
00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:54,853
It's true. I do have exacting standards,
512
00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:58,022
which is probably a euphemism
for being a bossy pain in the ass.
513
00:30:58,106 --> 00:30:59,691
No, no, he really...
514
00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:02,360
He really loves working here.
515
00:31:03,736 --> 00:31:05,154
Good.
516
00:31:05,238 --> 00:31:07,031
Even if there's late shifts.
517
00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:10,159
Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's a gem.
518
00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:14,372
He never complains
when I ask him to stay and lock up and...
519
00:31:15,164 --> 00:31:16,164
I'm, um...
520
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:18,626
I'm seeing someone.
521
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:21,754
We're in that "hang out
as much as possible" phase,
522
00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:23,923
so Joe's been picking up my slack.
523
00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:26,551
- Really?
- Yeah.
524
00:31:26,634 --> 00:31:30,013
That's so sweet.
Yeah, no, he doesn't seem to mind at all.
525
00:31:30,096 --> 00:31:32,223
Oh, that's very good to know.
526
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:36,769
Whatever you're saying
seems to be working for now.
527
00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:42,567
Hey, hey, heads up.
Fifty grand coming through.
528
00:31:44,235 --> 00:31:46,404
What the fuck?
He should be out of his mind.
529
00:31:46,487 --> 00:31:48,323
How is he even standing right now?
530
00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:49,866
Here we go.
531
00:31:49,949 --> 00:31:51,993
- Not a fan?
- He's my ex.
532
00:31:53,036 --> 00:31:56,664
Hello. You both look lovely.
What should I do with this?
533
00:31:57,498 --> 00:31:59,751
Don't want it out
before the big unveiling.
534
00:31:59,834 --> 00:32:01,294
Let me show you.
535
00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:03,129
Excuse us.
536
00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:08,343
Hey, Dante.
537
00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:13,264
That guy is the fucking worst.
538
00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:15,350
Oh, Dante,
one cannot even begin to fathom.
539
00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:19,145
He seems smug, I suppose.
But recovery can't be easy.
540
00:32:19,228 --> 00:32:21,773
Recovery? That prick's never been sober.
541
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:27,320
His AA stuff is all for show.
There's drugs in his protein shake.
542
00:32:27,403 --> 00:32:29,113
- Like, today?
- Always.
543
00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:33,493
I took a sip on accident once.
I got so tweaked, I couldn't sleep.
544
00:32:33,576 --> 00:32:37,121
And then I realized,
he pounds that stuff all day. Every day.
545
00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:38,790
I have been played.
546
00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:41,751
I couldn't dose Ryan
547
00:32:41,834 --> 00:32:43,962
because he's been dosing himself
the whole time
548
00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:46,798
and his tolerance is through the roof.
How did I miss this?
549
00:32:46,881 --> 00:32:49,342
Dante! How's it hanging, buddy?
550
00:32:49,425 --> 00:32:52,679
So much better now that you're here.
Will you excuse me?
551
00:32:54,764 --> 00:32:57,600
Joe Goldberg, right? I'm Ryan Goodwin.
552
00:32:57,684 --> 00:33:01,354
We met the other night
when I wasn't being my best self.
553
00:33:01,437 --> 00:33:03,856
That's right. It's good to re-meet you.
554
00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:05,775
You fucking cockroach.
555
00:33:05,858 --> 00:33:07,694
Oh! Fuck!
556
00:33:08,444 --> 00:33:10,738
That's meat. Where are you from?
557
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:12,198
- New York.
- The city?
558
00:33:12,281 --> 00:33:13,783
Brooklyn.
559
00:33:13,866 --> 00:33:16,035
- How's the wine?
- It's okay, I guess.
560
00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,414
You know, it's interesting.
561
00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:23,167
I've seen you,
lurking in the back of meetings,
562
00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:24,752
pretending like you're invisible.
563
00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,796
But given the way
you're nursing that drink,
564
00:33:26,879 --> 00:33:29,799
you don't strike me as someone
who has a drinking problem.
565
00:33:29,882 --> 00:33:31,801
Fuck, how much of me did he see?
566
00:33:31,884 --> 00:33:33,094
You gotta try this.
567
00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:37,015
It is, like, Iberian or some shit.
Yeah, give it a taste. Come on.
568
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:38,850
Come on, taste.
569
00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:43,146
What is this?
A sociopath's power play?
570
00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:52,238
I don't know what you're up to,
but I bet my dick, it's about Marienne.
571
00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:54,907
Stay away from her.
572
00:33:58,619 --> 00:34:00,079
Enjoy the party.
573
00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:05,293
I lost this round,
but this isn't over.
574
00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:07,211
Not when you are at stake.
575
00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:17,096
This looks amazing. Unh!
576
00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:20,683
I am so good.
577
00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:23,978
Unh. I knew you'd do me right.
578
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:25,062
Thanks.
579
00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:30,651
I can't wait any longer. This is torture.
580
00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:33,237
Do you and Joe wanna play
with me and Cary?
581
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,114
What?
582
00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:37,950
Didn't you read the post I sent you?
583
00:34:38,534 --> 00:34:40,995
Yeah, that really spun me out, Sherry.
584
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:44,040
The biological importance
of making your man feel like a man?
585
00:34:44,123 --> 00:34:45,249
I...
586
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:49,212
I just don't think
I'm one of these hot wives.
587
00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:50,295
Oh.
588
00:34:52,715 --> 00:34:54,634
You should've kept reading.
589
00:34:55,843 --> 00:34:56,843
Okay...
590
00:34:57,637 --> 00:35:01,599
Hot Wife is a term...
591
00:35:01,682 --> 00:35:02,809
Right.
592
00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:07,271
...for women in open marriages.
593
00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:12,193
Like me. Cary and I are polyamorous.
594
00:35:12,276 --> 00:35:16,614
Love, please, tell me you got the part
where I sent you a post I wrote.
595
00:35:16,697 --> 00:35:20,409
As in, that's my secret sex blog.
596
00:35:21,744 --> 00:35:24,288
Oh, I do not think
that I picked up on that.
597
00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:27,959
Well, now you know.
598
00:35:30,002 --> 00:35:33,047
And the more time
we spend with you and Joe,
599
00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:38,344
well, we can't stop thinking
about the two of you.
600
00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:46,144
We would love...
601
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:55,236
to take our relationship to a new level.
602
00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:04,078
Would you be game?
603
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,461
Oh.
604
00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:14,964
Sorry, it's my babysitter.
605
00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:18,508
What the fuck?
606
00:36:26,225 --> 00:36:27,894
- I'm so sorry.
- Yeah.
607
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,739
Let's hang up on your mother.
608
00:36:39,822 --> 00:36:41,616
We don't need to speak to her.
609
00:36:42,909 --> 00:36:44,285
Thank you.
610
00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:47,955
Stephanie, what a pretty name.
611
00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:52,251
Oh, don't worry, he's not a baby.
612
00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:56,797
No, no, he's the reincarnation
of my son, Forty,
613
00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:58,674
and he loves a good taco.
614
00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:00,343
Don't you, baby? Yes.
615
00:37:00,426 --> 00:37:04,013
My daughter's trying to keep him from me.
She's selfish like her father.
616
00:37:04,096 --> 00:37:06,182
I think we're missing
a couple of "gordatas."
617
00:37:06,265 --> 00:37:07,266
Uh...
618
00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:10,394
- They're coming right out.
- Bless you, Persephone.
619
00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:14,273
- You're a good person, aren't you?
- I guess.
620
00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:19,153
I just want Love to understand
where I'm coming from,
621
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,489
but she refuses to listen.
622
00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:24,283
No one will listen.
623
00:37:26,869 --> 00:37:27,869
Except you.
624
00:37:28,454 --> 00:37:31,207
I'm getting my gordatas.
625
00:37:31,999 --> 00:37:32,917
Chrissake.
626
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,919
No, I need my power back.
627
00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:38,839
I need justice. I need karmic retribution.
628
00:37:40,466 --> 00:37:44,553
- Do you want hot sauce?
- I want all the hot sauce and a lighter.
629
00:37:45,304 --> 00:37:46,430
Excuse me?
630
00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:48,307
I'll give you...
631
00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:51,727
300 dollars for a lighter.
632
00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:05,491
Thank you for listening.
633
00:38:09,078 --> 00:38:10,079
Let's go.
634
00:38:24,510 --> 00:38:25,511
Oh, yeah.
635
00:38:27,054 --> 00:38:29,056
The bastard wanted the vineyard.
636
00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:35,479
Oh, oh!
637
00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:38,441
Hey, hey, hey. You're okay.
638
00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:44,947
Note to self,
if you take a baby on a drunk joyride
639
00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:48,117
to go burn down a vineyard,
make sure you're a rich, white lady
640
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,786
whose lawyer can get you
in a fancy rehab instead of jail.
641
00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:54,165
- Thank you for...
- What the fuck were you thinking?
642
00:38:54,248 --> 00:38:57,209
Just put him to bed, okay? I've got this.
643
00:39:12,808 --> 00:39:14,435
You can sleep here tonight.
644
00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:17,146
Tomorrow, Joe will drive you to rehab.
645
00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:19,273
You'll never see me.
646
00:39:20,816 --> 00:39:23,194
And you will never see Henry ever again.
647
00:39:24,278 --> 00:39:26,864
- You don't mean that.
- I do. With every fiber of my being.
648
00:39:26,947 --> 00:39:30,659
Love, please. I made a mistake.
But I've been punished...
649
00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:32,495
You could have killed him!
650
00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:36,582
You had your family...
651
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,251
and look what you did.
652
00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:43,672
You let your husband destroy
your self-worth.
653
00:39:44,465 --> 00:39:48,469
You neglected your children.
You didn't protect Forty. I did that.
654
00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:49,762
Oh, that's rich.
655
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:52,598
You liked him broken
656
00:39:52,681 --> 00:39:54,850
- 'cause it gave you purpose.
- Maybe.
657
00:39:56,519 --> 00:40:00,064
But I have a new purpose now
and that's protecting my family.
658
00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:04,276
- From you.
- How can you say that? I'm your mother.
659
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:09,407
Having no mother would be better.
660
00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:19,500
You think you're so much better than me?
You're just me 20 years ago.
661
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,295
One day, you will lose everything too.
662
00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:26,006
And then you'll see
how cruel you really are.
663
00:40:35,015 --> 00:40:36,642
Oh. Hey.
664
00:40:36,725 --> 00:40:39,520
Did you get it done? Whatever it is.
665
00:40:39,603 --> 00:40:41,605
Yep, just finished up.
666
00:40:42,314 --> 00:40:44,442
So, what were you doing?
667
00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:48,154
He totally passed out.
Think he really needs some rest.
668
00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:58,664
Look, it's none of my business,
but your dad is not okay.
669
00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:01,917
He needs help.
670
00:41:03,169 --> 00:41:04,420
I'll let myself out.
671
00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:09,735
I should be in bed with you,
tracing and drawing on your arm.
672
00:42:09,818 --> 00:42:14,949
Instead, I'm driving an Uber
shuttling Medusa-in-law to rehab.
673
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,577
Bet you're happy
you won't have to see me anymore.
674
00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:23,415
I always thought
we had a good relationship.
675
00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:30,464
I have something to tell you, Joe.
676
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:36,053
I see how hard you're trying
to make your marriage work, just like me.
677
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,931
I did everything
to keep my family together,
678
00:42:39,014 --> 00:42:42,101
including lying to myself
about who my husband was...
679
00:42:42,768 --> 00:42:44,144
and who my daughter is.
680
00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:47,398
Is this where Dottie tries
to poison me against Love?
681
00:42:47,481 --> 00:42:49,233
Her final act of revenge?
682
00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:51,777
How much do you know
about Love's first husband, James?
683
00:42:53,028 --> 00:42:54,028
Um...
684
00:42:54,321 --> 00:42:58,284
I know they were in love. Married young.
685
00:42:58,951 --> 00:43:01,328
He got cancer and then he died.
686
00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:03,289
Not quite.
687
00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:07,835
When James became ill,
he and Love were already having problems.
688
00:43:07,918 --> 00:43:10,337
After he went into remission,
689
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:11,797
he asked for a divorce.
690
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:15,342
And the next thing you know, he was dead.
691
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:17,344
Surely, she's not suggesting...
692
00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:20,764
I have no proof, of course.
Just a mother's intuition.
693
00:43:21,682 --> 00:43:23,392
You probably think I'm crazy.
694
00:43:23,475 --> 00:43:28,355
I might, if I hadn't seen
what Love is capable of, many times.
695
00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:29,940
This must be hard.
696
00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:31,775
You're loyal.
697
00:43:32,401 --> 00:43:34,111
That's what makes you a good husband.
698
00:43:35,237 --> 00:43:39,408
But Love has no loyalty
for anyone but herself.
699
00:43:40,826 --> 00:43:44,788
If anything were to happen to you,
I'd never forgive myself.
700
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,589
Like a young Gregory Peck.
701
00:43:55,591 --> 00:43:58,052
Could Love have killed her first husband?
702
00:43:58,844 --> 00:44:03,349
I've been so worried about her hurting you
that I failed to remember:
703
00:44:03,432 --> 00:44:05,309
I am also fair game.
704
00:44:17,363 --> 00:44:21,533
But we should be together, Marienne.
I will find a way.
705
00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:25,663
It's risky, but love requires
a hint of madness.
706
00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:28,457
We're all mad here, right, red rose?
707
00:44:28,540 --> 00:44:29,917
- Hey.
- Hey.
708
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,877
- Is everything okay?
- No.
709
00:44:38,884 --> 00:44:41,804
Juliette told Ryan
that we spent the day together.
710
00:44:41,887 --> 00:44:43,806
He's threatening to use it against me.
711
00:44:43,889 --> 00:44:46,517
What? We're just colleagues.
712
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,061
We're not. And you know that.
713
00:44:49,144 --> 00:44:50,938
And besides, it doesn't matter
714
00:44:51,021 --> 00:44:53,941
because Ryan will make it look
as bad as possible.
715
00:44:54,024 --> 00:44:56,777
Fucking Ryan. I'll destroy him.
716
00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:58,612
- We can fix this.
- We?
717
00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:02,157
What are you talking about?
You're married.
718
00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:05,869
Your marriage doesn't seem strained.
Your wife is lovely.
719
00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:09,623
Lovely, yes. With a mild habit
of murdering women I care about.
720
00:45:09,706 --> 00:45:12,000
I hated having to lie to her.
721
00:45:13,168 --> 00:45:16,171
I slid into old patterns
and I feel disgusted.
722
00:45:16,255 --> 00:45:17,255
I...
723
00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:19,883
It's not good for my recovery.
724
00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:23,929
I'm at a point where I'm supposed to live
with integrity. I can't be a home-wrecker.
725
00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:26,056
Of course not.
726
00:45:27,307 --> 00:45:29,226
But there has to be another way.
727
00:45:29,309 --> 00:45:30,352
There isn't.
728
00:45:32,438 --> 00:45:33,438
Hey.
729
00:45:34,606 --> 00:45:36,859
I care about you. I do.
730
00:45:38,485 --> 00:45:40,779
And, yeah, there's chemistry.
731
00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:41,697
But...
732
00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:43,991
But, no, I have to think of Juliette.
733
00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:47,619
And I promised myself,
my next relationship would be...
734
00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:50,706
Would be aboveboard and honest.
735
00:45:53,167 --> 00:45:54,167
I'm sorry.
736
00:45:57,296 --> 00:45:59,798
Aboveboard and honest.
737
00:45:59,882 --> 00:46:01,842
How do I give that to you?
738
00:46:10,726 --> 00:46:11,768
You good?
739
00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:15,189
Yeah, yeah, I'm just... I'm tired.
740
00:46:16,398 --> 00:46:18,650
Can I get your opinion on something?
741
00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:19,734
Yeah, of course.
742
00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:25,365
- What do you think about this?
- What is this?
743
00:46:26,158 --> 00:46:29,244
Sherry sent it.
It's from her secret sex blog.
744
00:46:29,828 --> 00:46:32,581
- Sherry and Cary are in an open marriage.
- Hmm.
745
00:46:33,582 --> 00:46:37,377
And... they wanna sleep with us.
746
00:46:42,424 --> 00:46:44,426
Yeah, I thought it was a joke too.
747
00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:47,179
So...? So why are you showing me this?
748
00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:52,809
As a joke, obviously.
749
00:46:52,893 --> 00:46:53,893
Oh.
750
00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:58,148
You don't really look at me the same.
751
00:46:58,232 --> 00:47:00,484
You don't seem interested
in having sex with me.
752
00:47:00,567 --> 00:47:02,945
That's not true.
People go through rough patches.
753
00:47:03,028 --> 00:47:04,613
I don't wanna become...
754
00:47:06,073 --> 00:47:07,115
like my parents.
755
00:47:07,699 --> 00:47:11,370
They couldn't stay in love.
756
00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:14,498
Maybe we need to shake things up.
757
00:47:15,999 --> 00:47:18,585
It sounds crazy, but I read that article.
758
00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:19,795
Opening our marriage.
759
00:47:19,878 --> 00:47:21,880
This loophole cannot be falling
into my lap.
760
00:47:21,964 --> 00:47:24,341
I don't even know how I feel about it.
761
00:47:24,424 --> 00:47:28,220
Sherry just said it was the greatest hack,
762
00:47:28,303 --> 00:47:31,014
and I guess...
763
00:47:32,057 --> 00:47:34,851
Sherry and Cary would be a safe first try.
764
00:47:34,935 --> 00:47:36,937
I'd rather take
a chain saw to my thigh,
765
00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:38,438
but hopefully, that's negotiable.
766
00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:40,440
Sorry, I'm just being stupid.
767
00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:43,235
Love, Love, stop, stop, stop backpedaling.
768
00:47:45,112 --> 00:47:46,822
You can come to me with anything.
769
00:47:46,905 --> 00:47:49,575
That's what this marriage is, right?
770
00:47:50,158 --> 00:47:54,121
No idea is too crazy?
We talk things through, right?
771
00:47:55,247 --> 00:47:57,583
And we make decisions together.
772
00:48:02,004 --> 00:48:03,171
I love you.
773
00:48:09,136 --> 00:48:10,971
And I love you.
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