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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,806 --> 00:00:33,805 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:01:15,475 --> 00:01:20,146 10, nine, eight, seven, 3 00:01:20,147 --> 00:01:24,150 six, five, four, 4 00:01:24,152 --> 00:01:27,453 three, two, one. 5 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:31,789 This is an important bust. 6 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:34,025 We need it after Slater fucked up that raid 7 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:35,195 at the strip club. 8 00:01:36,996 --> 00:01:38,829 Say hi, Gary. 9 00:01:38,831 --> 00:01:40,132 Hi, Gary. 10 00:01:40,134 --> 00:01:42,200 First drug raid, Gary? 11 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:43,003 Yeah. 12 00:01:45,103 --> 00:01:46,572 We're coming up! 13 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:49,007 I'll make the announcement when we get inside! 14 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:52,109 Police, search warrant, don't move, show me your hands! 15 00:01:52,111 --> 00:01:54,513 Lab says that goopy shit from the van 16 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:56,715 is a monster of a compound. 17 00:01:56,716 --> 00:01:57,518 So what? 18 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:02,421 Do you shoot it, slurp it, or sniff it? 19 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:05,257 Well, we're about to find out. 20 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:07,225 Let's assume it's very fucking potent 21 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:08,493 and highly addictive! 22 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:10,828 Well we all saw what it did to that girl. 23 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:21,442 Let's roll out! 24 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:40,225 Listen up. 25 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:42,394 Get down means get fucking down. 26 00:02:42,396 --> 00:02:44,128 10-26 means crime in progress, 27 00:02:44,131 --> 00:02:47,132 and 29-9 means erase the fucking tape. 28 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:49,367 Hey, you stay with me. 29 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:51,338 Running out, going in! 30 00:02:53,105 --> 00:02:55,439 Police, search warrant! 31 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:59,176 Police, search warrant! 32 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,145 - Police! - Police, search warrant! 33 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:03,114 Police, police! 34 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:04,983 - Search warrant! - Coming up on your left. 35 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:06,651 - Search warrant! - Don't fucking shoot! 36 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:08,787 - Search warrant! - We're taking the lead! 37 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:09,920 Get the fuck back! 38 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:12,025 - Low to the left! - Damn it! 39 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:16,127 Where are these fucks? 40 00:03:16,128 --> 00:03:17,596 Oursler, Slater, check in. 41 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:20,466 - Search warrant! - We're seeing planes here. 42 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:22,367 These guys could be heavier-armed than we thought. 43 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:23,502 Keep this channel clear, 44 00:03:23,503 --> 00:03:25,336 you fucking professional! 45 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:29,509 All are welcome. 46 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:32,944 All are watching. 47 00:03:32,945 --> 00:03:34,579 Finally, followers, 48 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:37,649 tonight is the night you've been waiting for. 49 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,751 Track my signal. 50 00:03:39,752 --> 00:03:41,920 - The signal is the stimulant. - Clear! 51 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:43,688 - The signal is the sedative. - Clear! 52 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:45,924 The signal is salvation. 53 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:47,393 What the hell is that smell? 54 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:51,028 - Forever starts right now. - Birkhorn, don't move! 55 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:52,265 Hands in the air, motherfucker. 56 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:54,733 Fuck. 57 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:57,368 Oh, those fucking eyes. 58 00:03:57,371 --> 00:03:58,972 Hey, I know this guy. 59 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,143 He owns the video store on my block. 60 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:06,611 This is Brayberry, we founds some 61 00:04:06,614 --> 00:04:08,879 of that goopy shit from the videotape. 62 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:12,051 We've also got a 419, could be self-inflicted. 63 00:04:13,052 --> 00:04:16,021 - Police, first squad! - Police! 64 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:29,300 Are you gonna keep crying, Slater, 65 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:33,072 or are you gonna find me some drugs in there? 66 00:04:49,021 --> 00:04:51,091 Police, search warrant! 67 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,759 Slater, we've got bodies! 68 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:55,894 Maybe get another tac unit on standby. 69 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:02,569 This is a crime scene, do not touch anything. 70 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:06,737 Don't fuck with my scene, Slater! 71 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,807 Slater, let's keep moving. 72 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,274 Got a lot of building to clear. 73 00:05:10,276 --> 00:05:11,612 We'll take the upper level. 74 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:15,346 Hey, I don't think that girl 75 00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:17,149 from the videotape is in here. 76 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:22,120 It's an information superhighway that spans the globe, 77 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:24,189 and it is called internet, 78 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:26,992 or just the net to frequent users. 79 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,259 Today millions of Americans have personal computers 80 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:32,096 and can access the net for a modest monthly fee. 81 00:05:32,098 --> 00:05:33,930 I think I'll stick to my telephone for now. 82 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:38,370 And in local news, a number of Westerville residents 83 00:05:38,372 --> 00:05:41,507 have come forward with stories of a mysterious figure 84 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:43,475 they're calling the Rat Man. 85 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:45,175 Sounds like a superhero, Camille. 86 00:05:45,177 --> 00:05:48,012 That is no superhero I'd want to meet, Mark. 87 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:51,682 Eyewitnesses have said that this man or man-animal hybrid 88 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,851 lives in the sewers and comes out at night, 89 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:56,153 but if you shine a light directly at it, 90 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:58,122 it suddenly disappears. 91 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:01,026 Channel Six's Holly Marciano has more. 92 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,161 Is he an urban legend? 93 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:06,130 Or is there really a creature of unknown origin 94 00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:07,966 lurking within the sewers? 95 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:10,367 I was just out here taking a walk at night 96 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,240 and I heard it making noises down there. 97 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:17,845 And it looked up at me like a... 98 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:21,980 A fucking clown. 99 00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:24,750 This amateur sketch resembles what many of you say 100 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:26,552 the Rat Man looks like. 101 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:29,187 Almost everyone has come up with their own theories 102 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:31,492 and explanations for the image. 103 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,925 Yeah, my theory is the dude's from the fucking prison 104 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:38,062 in Athens for like the criminally insane. 105 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,329 That's where my cousin went. 106 00:06:39,331 --> 00:06:41,733 Yeah, her crazy-ass cousin was in there, 107 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,702 so he's like an escaped mental case. 108 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:48,038 Oh, and he lives in the sewer so that nobody can find him. 109 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,576 Well, I believe it's a sign from Jesus. 110 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:54,779 It's time for sinners and elitists 111 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:56,249 to get what's coming to them. 112 00:06:58,350 --> 00:06:59,550 Mm-hm. 113 00:06:59,552 --> 00:07:02,052 So tell me, where did you first see him? 114 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:03,654 Right there. 115 00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:05,891 Behind me, that's where I saw him. 116 00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:06,726 Right there. 117 00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:12,362 Okay, we're done. 118 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:13,733 Thank you for your service. 119 00:07:15,367 --> 00:07:18,369 Fucking last time I need to be in this forest. 120 00:07:18,370 --> 00:07:20,204 We could have picked an easier path, you know. 121 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:21,408 There are no paths. 122 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:23,543 Yeah. 123 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:29,115 So do you want more B-roll of the forest? 124 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:32,850 No, we have all kinds of footage 125 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:36,389 of the forest and the mouth of the drain. 126 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:41,292 Jesus, Barry, what, what does he want us to do, 127 00:07:41,293 --> 00:07:43,228 walk through raw sewage? 128 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:45,031 No, I'm not being dramatic, I just... 129 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:49,201 Yeah. 130 00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:52,069 Yep, no problem. 131 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:52,971 Okay. 132 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:56,942 Looking a little stressed. 133 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:58,579 You wanna get a drink afterwards? 134 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:02,047 - Jeff? - Yeah? 135 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:03,850 - Fuck you. - Copy that. 136 00:08:11,423 --> 00:08:14,091 This is the remarkable story of the Rat Man, 137 00:08:14,093 --> 00:08:15,526 - Westerville's very own... - He said he might want it 138 00:08:15,528 --> 00:08:18,396 from inside the drain, though, right? 139 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:19,865 Yeah. 140 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,935 I mean, it's a health hazard, look at it. 141 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:29,309 Where is it? 142 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,379 That guy's creepy. 143 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:36,283 Yeah, let's get out of his eye line. 144 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:42,988 This is the remarkable story of the Rat Man, 145 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:46,224 Westerville's very own Loch Ness monster. 146 00:08:46,225 --> 00:08:48,626 It's a mystery that can only be told 147 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:52,062 inside the cavernous tunnels beneath our feet. 148 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:54,566 I'm Holly Marciano, Channel Six News. 149 00:09:01,307 --> 00:09:02,640 Construction? 150 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:04,510 - Let's go again. - Yeah, going again. 151 00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:08,413 Hang on, just gotta get focus. 152 00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:10,683 And, all right. 153 00:09:13,419 --> 00:09:16,687 This is the remarkable story of the Rat Man, 154 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:19,658 Westerville's very own Loch Ness monster. 155 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:22,360 - It's a myst... - Uh, the hell is that? 156 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:23,595 Are you even, what are you doing? 157 00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:26,297 No, no, no, there's someone there. 158 00:09:26,298 --> 00:09:28,134 - Seriously. - Oh my god. 159 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:33,171 I don't have the time for these shenanigans, 160 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,306 can you with me about something else? 161 00:09:35,307 --> 00:09:37,277 Gimme a sec, Holly, just hold on. 162 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:40,748 Hello? 163 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:47,486 Excuse me. 164 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:53,760 Oh man, are you fucking kidding? 165 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,067 What is it? 166 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:03,903 I don't know. 167 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:09,876 Ah. 168 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:13,413 Yeah, it's just a bunch of junk. 169 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,619 You think kids live down here? 170 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,019 I don't know if you'd call this living, 171 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,990 but yeah, I mean, it's possible. 172 00:10:24,857 --> 00:10:26,525 Jesus Christ. 173 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,929 You know, we are the richest country in the world 174 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:34,465 and we treat people like this. 175 00:10:34,466 --> 00:10:35,402 It's shameful. 176 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,539 We should record more of this. 177 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,174 Right, evidence of what it's like 178 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,144 to actually live down here. 179 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,745 Wow, you are really selling this, Holly. 180 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,279 Don't be a dick. 181 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:51,182 I'm serious, this is a good story. 182 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:53,217 Don't you have an AA meeting? 183 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,753 Fuck, I don't want to sit around 184 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:56,453 and talk about my fucking drinking problem, okay? 185 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:57,722 Don't you want to do something 186 00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:59,456 that will make a difference, Jeff? 187 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,692 That will like, I don't know, help people? 188 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:03,594 Help you get your Pulitzer, right? 189 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:06,133 This is what we're talking about. 190 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,201 Holly! 191 00:11:11,203 --> 00:11:12,205 - Holly! - Come! 192 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:15,841 I need your light. 193 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,708 Ah, fuck. 194 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,211 Come on. 195 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:57,148 What are you doing? 196 00:11:57,149 --> 00:11:58,284 What? 197 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:02,755 What's going on? 198 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,792 I think someone's here. 199 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:07,626 Come on. 200 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,634 Holy shit. 201 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,809 Check, look behind you, check. 202 00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:29,081 This must be where he lives. 203 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:32,350 Okay, so let's, 204 00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:34,219 I don't think we should be messing with this right now. 205 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:35,419 We don't have to mess with anything, 206 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,823 just get some footage. 207 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,283 Jeff, Jeff, Jeff... 208 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,652 Let's get the fuck out of here. 209 00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:08,753 - Just calm down, calm down. - No, no, no, no. 210 00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:09,754 Take a deep breath. 211 00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:10,788 I'm not, fuck. 212 00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:12,389 fuck, is that him? 213 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,392 It's okay, just take a deep breath, all right? 214 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,760 We didn't come this far to get nothing. 215 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:20,865 Just take a deep breath, let me get your camera. 216 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:21,701 It's okay. 217 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,705 Okay. 218 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,005 - Give me a sec. - Okay, good? 219 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,139 Yeah, just give me a sec. 220 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:29,976 Okay. 221 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,952 I'm ready, do you see him? 222 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,288 Yeah. 223 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:46,459 Just relax. 224 00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:48,760 Hi. 225 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:51,563 Hello. 226 00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:54,301 We didn't mean to scare you. 227 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:59,604 We're, we're friends, we just... 228 00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:01,807 We wanna ask you just a couple of questions. 229 00:14:02,674 --> 00:14:03,543 Is that okay? 230 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,181 Okay, I'm gonna come a little bit closer. 231 00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:12,818 Okay, okay. 232 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:19,859 Can I ask you what your name is? 233 00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:23,360 Bill. 234 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,197 Bill. 235 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,267 It's really nice to meet you, Bill. 236 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:31,071 I'm Holly, and that's Jeff. 237 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,375 Do you have a last name, Bill? 238 00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:43,383 Are there other people that live down here with you? 239 00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,221 Raatma. 240 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,024 I'm sorry, can you repeat that? 241 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,027 Did you say Rat Man? 242 00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:58,565 Are, are you the Rat Man, Bill? 243 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,201 Okay, uh... 244 00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:07,374 Thank you. 245 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,542 I'm going to leave you my business card, 246 00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:13,344 - right here. - Holly! 247 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:18,350 I'd love to follow up... 248 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:35,332 Holly, Holly... 249 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:36,168 Holly? 250 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:39,806 Holly! 251 00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:43,173 Fuck this, I'm out, I'm out of here. 252 00:16:16,708 --> 00:16:17,543 What... 253 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:24,716 What the... 254 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,024 Oh my god! 255 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:34,260 What? 256 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,798 What, I don't know 257 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,101 what you want with... 258 00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:47,005 There are... 259 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,577 There are people that can help you, 260 00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:55,947 that can get you on your feet, okay? 261 00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:03,822 I'm actually doing a story on you. 262 00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:07,460 To show people that... 263 00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:11,929 That you're just, you're just... 264 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,464 You're normal, just you need some help, 265 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,267 and I can help you. 266 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,602 Okay, I can... 267 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,436 If you just let me, I can help you, okay? 268 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:20,471 Just let me help you. 269 00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:22,107 - How? - And I can help... 270 00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:25,077 How would you help? 271 00:17:29,781 --> 00:17:32,782 I wanted to tell their stories. 272 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,019 I would tell their stories to the public. 273 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,753 - Oh. - I would help you. 274 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,356 That's a very generous offer, 275 00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:41,861 but we're gonna tell our own story. 276 00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:46,364 - Jeff? - Holly? 277 00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:47,964 - Jeff, Jeff? - Holly! 278 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,500 Jeff! 279 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:54,507 Stop, stop! 280 00:17:56,476 --> 00:18:00,244 No, turn that light off, you're scaring him. 281 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,012 Come on. 282 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,780 Come on. 283 00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:05,352 That's it, come on. 284 00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,083 In the name of Raatma. 285 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,355 No, no! 286 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:47,125 Please, no, no! 287 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,627 Help me, please, no! 288 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,061 - Please, no! - I thought you were 289 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:55,266 gonna do one of your little news stories on us. 290 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,134 No, please. 291 00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:59,569 Now you might not realize it yet, 292 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,275 but you are witnessing the beginning of a new era. 293 00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:05,912 Only the righteous shall rise. 294 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:11,215 Your friend wasn't worthy, but you, who knows? 295 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:15,019 For all of your sins, you could be saved. 296 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:15,855 No! 297 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,457 No, please, please! 298 00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:24,463 No! 299 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,865 - No, please! - Give me that. 300 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,438 It's time to see if you're welcome in the new world. 301 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,273 It's not for me to answer evil for evil. 302 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:39,243 We leave that to the wrath of our new god. 303 00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:49,920 Please, no, god! 304 00:20:12,944 --> 00:20:15,114 Why, God? 305 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,451 Compression technology. 306 00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:23,854 The Veggie Masher turns your ordinary drab vegetables 307 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:27,857 into a tasty, mouthwatering paste in mere seconds. 308 00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:29,826 Just mash and enjoy. 309 00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:31,194 With the Veggie Masher from Wonder Health, 310 00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:33,498 you can finally unleash the full vitamin 311 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,500 and nutrient potential of carrots, 312 00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:38,435 broccoli, peppers, peas. 313 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:39,703 So why wait? 314 00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,771 Call this toll-free number and order now. 315 00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:43,374 The Veggie Masher from Wonder Health, 316 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:46,143 a subsidiary of Mega Tech Pharmaceuticals. 317 00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:52,282 Now I am very glad to have our wonderful coworker 318 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:55,452 Holly Marciano with us following her incredible rescue 319 00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:58,522 after she got trapped in a storm drain. 320 00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,458 Okay, come on. 321 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,694 Come on, give me your hand. 322 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,576 Gripping stuff. 323 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,411 And as I'm sure our viewers are by now aware, 324 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,946 we are very sad to report that cameraman Jeff Wohl 325 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,882 has yet to be found. 326 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:27,617 But Holly, we are so happy to have you back. 327 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,622 Thank you, Mark, it's good to be back. 328 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:32,557 It's the first day of fall, 329 00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:34,692 and there's no better way to kick off the season 330 00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:38,729 than with Westerville's 94th annual pumpkin festival. 331 00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:41,432 People are already lining up to Raatma the hay rides, 332 00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:43,067 apple Raatma, and of course, 333 00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:46,072 to see who will be crowned the festival's largest Raatma. 334 00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:54,545 Okay, why don't we cut to commercial... 335 00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:56,547 Jesus fucking Christ! 336 00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:17,801 And in sports news, 337 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:20,871 Ohio state plays the Indiana Hoosiers tomorrow night. 338 00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:22,707 Good luck to our Buckeyes. 339 00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:25,612 I'm Holly Marciano, Channel Six News. 340 00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:27,646 Hail Raatma. 341 00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:41,692 These super labs can be booby-trapped, 342 00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:43,728 proceed with caution. 343 00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:47,030 Could be no one left alive in here. 344 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,536 You feeling in over your head, Nash? 345 00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:52,838 Mind your own fucking head, Slater. 346 00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,154 I've got people, there's people in here. 347 00:23:11,156 --> 00:23:13,723 Blue Team, we've got more DBs. 348 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,394 Room full of bodies. 349 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,403 Fuck me, I'm calling for backup. 350 00:23:27,405 --> 00:23:30,441 No, not yet, let's find the others. 351 00:23:30,442 --> 00:23:32,809 Hey Slater, what's your 10-20? 352 00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:34,077 Fuck if I know. 353 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:36,380 Oursler and I got fucking separated. 354 00:23:36,382 --> 00:23:41,285 Could be these bitches are barricaded or got tipped off. 355 00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:42,855 Stay where you are. 356 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:47,292 You know, if this thing ever makes the news, 357 00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:50,028 and they ask for an interview, 358 00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:53,633 I can do it, I got a face for TV. 359 00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:18,288 So with these memorial videos, 360 00:24:18,289 --> 00:24:21,157 isn't it usually just like home movies? 361 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,794 We record our services from time to time. 362 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:28,800 You haven't yet met the family of the deceased, have you? 363 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,001 They are, well, the main point is 364 00:24:32,003 --> 00:24:34,538 we never question the request of the client. 365 00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:36,874 Grief is a personal matter. 366 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:39,108 If the bereaved family wants to include footage 367 00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:42,381 of the wake in their memorial video, we are happy to oblige. 368 00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:45,015 I assume they're paying extra for this. 369 00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:47,217 That also, yes. 370 00:24:47,219 --> 00:24:48,220 Hand me the battery. 371 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,423 I've got it to program for the cameras as well, 372 00:24:53,424 --> 00:24:55,325 so make sure you keep this in CD mode, 373 00:24:55,326 --> 00:24:56,560 otherwise you'll eject a tape 374 00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:58,295 in the middle of someone's eulogy. 375 00:24:58,297 --> 00:25:00,597 - Ready to go? - Yeah, I parked out front. 376 00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:02,633 The wake's going to begin at nine, so I would suggest 377 00:25:02,634 --> 00:25:03,800 - you open the doors... - Yeah, I already know. 378 00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:05,402 - Why's the casket crooked? - Hm? 379 00:25:05,403 --> 00:25:08,404 I didn't place it like that. 380 00:25:08,406 --> 00:25:10,307 You know I didn't go near it. 381 00:25:10,308 --> 00:25:11,675 Maybe I bumped it. 382 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:12,510 Whatever. 383 00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:19,282 Oh, Jesus, that's heavy. 384 00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:20,984 Well he was a big boy. 385 00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:23,420 Parts of him that were left, anyway. 386 00:25:23,422 --> 00:25:24,622 Ronald, he's joking, right? 387 00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:27,356 The deceased was in a severe accident. 388 00:25:27,358 --> 00:25:28,692 It is a closed casket wake. 389 00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:30,827 - Yeah, I knew that, but... - Don't worry. 390 00:25:30,829 --> 00:25:32,229 I was more or less able to get him back 391 00:25:32,230 --> 00:25:33,798 into his original shape. 392 00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:36,802 Pity about his face and head. 393 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:39,737 But the family wanted him to put back together, 394 00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:42,439 and aside from that top part, I'd say it's pretty good work. 395 00:25:42,441 --> 00:25:43,673 But don't take my word for it, 396 00:25:43,675 --> 00:25:46,143 why don't you have a look for yourself? 397 00:25:46,144 --> 00:25:47,644 You're gonna do great, Hailey. 398 00:25:47,646 --> 00:25:49,413 I'll be in early tomorrow morning to relieve you, 399 00:25:49,414 --> 00:25:51,749 so if anything serious comes up, give me a call. 400 00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,619 And if it doesn't, don't wake me up. 401 00:26:31,057 --> 00:26:33,356 Yes, I was just about to switch out the tapes, 402 00:26:33,358 --> 00:26:36,826 but I feel dumb recording myself just sitting here. 403 00:26:36,828 --> 00:26:37,697 I'm standing. 404 00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:40,798 Call me if anything serious came up. 405 00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:42,700 Nothing happening, it's not serious. 406 00:26:42,701 --> 00:26:45,635 It's a wake, he's not going anywhere. 407 00:26:45,637 --> 00:26:46,971 Maybe they got caught in the storm, 408 00:26:46,972 --> 00:26:49,474 or maybe nobody liked the guy. 409 00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:54,243 Okay, okay, sorry. 410 00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:29,479 Hey Sharon, it's me. 411 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,048 I know it's late, but if you're up, 412 00:27:32,050 --> 00:27:33,952 give me a call it the funeral home. 413 00:27:35,287 --> 00:27:40,058 No one's here and I'm working all night, 414 00:27:41,693 --> 00:27:43,461 and I had a quick question for you. 415 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:45,330 Bye. 416 00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:25,469 Hello? 417 00:28:25,471 --> 00:28:27,073 I mean, Jensen Funeral Home. 418 00:28:28,307 --> 00:28:30,108 Hey, Sharon, yeah. 419 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:33,479 Your mom still saves the newspaper, right? 420 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:36,380 No, I... 421 00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:38,048 No, that's fine. 422 00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:41,484 Listen, would you mind checking the obituary page 423 00:28:41,487 --> 00:28:44,957 in the last few issues for a guy named Andrew Edwards? 424 00:28:46,025 --> 00:28:48,125 This is weird, but I'm supposed 425 00:28:48,126 --> 00:28:50,229 to be hosting his wake tonight, and I... 426 00:28:51,329 --> 00:28:53,230 Something like that. 427 00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:56,266 Basically, just in the past week. 428 00:28:56,268 --> 00:28:57,103 Yeah. 429 00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:00,239 Thanks, I appreciate it. 430 00:29:01,507 --> 00:29:02,340 Bye. 431 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:35,740 Shit, shit. 432 00:30:56,454 --> 00:30:57,522 It's crooked? 433 00:31:30,888 --> 00:31:33,923 I am fucking telling you he's alive in there. 434 00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:35,825 He fucking moved, I heard it. 435 00:31:35,826 --> 00:31:39,065 I promise you, he is very dead, Hailey. 436 00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:43,400 If you can't handle one under-attended wake... 437 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:44,502 Hang on, here's Tim. 438 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:52,608 Hailey, kid, I assure you that body in that casket 439 00:31:52,611 --> 00:31:54,611 is not capable of moving. 440 00:31:54,613 --> 00:31:56,279 All those stories about people waking up 441 00:31:56,281 --> 00:31:58,082 are just urban legends. 442 00:31:58,084 --> 00:31:59,548 It's just gas is escaping 443 00:31:59,550 --> 00:32:02,019 or one of the other hundred chemical processes 444 00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:04,488 that can happen with embalmed remains in the first 96. 445 00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:06,289 We talked about this. 446 00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:07,659 Gas is escaping. 447 00:32:08,859 --> 00:32:10,193 It's just you there, right? 448 00:32:10,195 --> 00:32:12,596 So go crack the lid and take a peek. 449 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,897 Seriously, I mean it, Ronnie and I will stay on the line 450 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:17,834 and you'll see it's just a person's remains. 451 00:32:17,836 --> 00:32:19,202 Might look a little gross, 452 00:32:19,204 --> 00:32:21,440 but that's all it is, and you'll feel better. 453 00:32:23,976 --> 00:32:25,108 Hailey? 454 00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:26,843 No, you're right. 455 00:32:26,845 --> 00:32:29,679 It's just the remains settling, I know that. 456 00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:30,548 Sorry, Tim. 457 00:32:32,183 --> 00:32:33,817 It's okay, kid. 458 00:32:33,818 --> 00:32:36,420 But don't call here again tonight or Ron will fire you. 459 00:32:36,422 --> 00:32:37,256 Goodnight. 460 00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:13,823 This is Andrew's wake, no? 461 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:14,958 Yes, yes. 462 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,096 My gosh, I am so sorry, wait one second. 463 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,499 We had a power outage, so... 464 00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:29,173 We met with a man before, an old fellow. 465 00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:30,606 He's not here tonight? 466 00:33:30,608 --> 00:33:33,210 Oh, you must mean Ronald, he's the manager. 467 00:33:33,211 --> 00:33:35,744 He'll be in tomorrow for the funeral services itself, 468 00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:38,315 but I was given the responsibility of the wake. 469 00:33:38,317 --> 00:33:39,718 Doesn't matter. 470 00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:42,885 Of course, I understand very few could make it up 471 00:33:42,887 --> 00:33:44,087 in this storm. 472 00:33:44,089 --> 00:33:48,291 There's a tornado watch, something like this. 473 00:33:48,294 --> 00:33:49,494 I listen to the weather. 474 00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:52,561 May I? 475 00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:53,865 My gosh, yes. 476 00:33:56,501 --> 00:33:57,302 Here. 477 00:33:59,070 --> 00:34:00,806 Are you family, or... 478 00:34:52,056 --> 00:34:53,956 Thank you very much. 479 00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:55,724 Oh, do you need anything else? 480 00:34:55,726 --> 00:34:58,197 No, I paid my respects in full. 481 00:35:24,989 --> 00:35:26,590 Janssen Funeral Home. 482 00:35:26,592 --> 00:35:28,860 Hey, sorry, I totally passed out. 483 00:35:29,927 --> 00:35:31,427 Don't sweat it, it's cool. 484 00:35:31,429 --> 00:35:33,829 No one showed up to this wake tonight. 485 00:35:33,831 --> 00:35:35,864 It's been kind of creepy, 486 00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:38,768 so I wanted to know the deal with the dead guy, 487 00:35:38,769 --> 00:35:43,539 but someone finally visited, so now it's not as strange. 488 00:35:43,541 --> 00:35:45,875 Really, someone showed up? 489 00:35:45,876 --> 00:35:46,878 What were they like? 490 00:35:49,079 --> 00:35:50,347 Why? 491 00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:51,547 I went and flipped through the Tribune 492 00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:53,217 for Andrew Edwards like you said, 493 00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:55,318 but I didn't need to look in the obituaries. 494 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,585 He was on the front page. 495 00:35:56,588 --> 00:35:58,322 What? 496 00:35:58,324 --> 00:36:00,088 Andrew Edwards is the name of the guy 497 00:36:00,090 --> 00:36:02,592 who jumped off the roof of that church down in Haysburg. 498 00:36:02,594 --> 00:36:04,293 You heard about that, right? 499 00:36:04,295 --> 00:36:07,063 He was on the roof for an hour shouting crazy gibberish, 500 00:36:07,065 --> 00:36:08,532 and then he hit the concrete steps 501 00:36:08,534 --> 00:36:10,702 right as families were beginning to show up for... 502 00:36:11,936 --> 00:36:13,972 Hello, Sharon? 503 00:36:24,483 --> 00:36:27,085 Hello? 504 00:36:46,003 --> 00:36:46,838 What? 505 00:37:04,623 --> 00:37:05,657 Mr. Edwards? 506 00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:20,737 Mr. Edwards, you've been in an accident, okay? 507 00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:22,838 And there was... 508 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,875 There's some kind of a mistake at the morgue... 509 00:37:49,534 --> 00:37:51,300 He can't see me. 510 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:19,483 Petro, we're on the move, where are you? 511 00:40:21,519 --> 00:40:23,253 We're fucking lost in here. 512 00:40:24,489 --> 00:40:26,525 Oh god, there's that smell again. 513 00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:28,860 It's worse than dead bodies. 514 00:40:30,027 --> 00:40:31,663 This is not the same staircase. 515 00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:38,903 Watch your step, there's something on the floor. 516 00:40:49,715 --> 00:40:51,682 What the fuck is that? 517 00:40:52,818 --> 00:40:55,150 Petro, where the fuck are you? 518 00:40:55,152 --> 00:40:58,621 We've got another 419, definitely not self-inflicted. 519 00:40:58,623 --> 00:41:01,389 We don't need more tech, we need a gravedigger! 520 00:41:01,391 --> 00:41:02,992 We're gonna need more than just one gravedigger. 521 00:41:02,994 --> 00:41:05,329 This is gonna get nastier. 522 00:41:06,463 --> 00:41:07,297 Petro! 523 00:41:09,233 --> 00:41:10,599 Oursler! 524 00:41:10,601 --> 00:41:12,568 Fucking radio isn't working. 525 00:41:12,570 --> 00:41:13,403 Petro, Oursler! 526 00:41:14,873 --> 00:41:17,606 All officers check in right fucking now! 527 00:41:17,608 --> 00:41:20,809 With radio interference, this channel is not stable. 528 00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:22,748 We have to find an exit right now. 529 00:41:26,217 --> 00:41:28,585 All are welcome. 530 00:41:28,586 --> 00:41:30,920 All are watching. 531 00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:32,822 Finally, followers, 532 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:35,925 tonight is the night you've been waiting for. 533 00:41:35,927 --> 00:41:38,393 Track my signal. 534 00:41:38,396 --> 00:41:40,664 The signal is the stimulant. 535 00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:42,632 The signal is the sedative. 536 00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:45,070 The signal is salvation. 537 00:41:46,403 --> 00:41:48,606 Forever starts right now. 538 01:03:43,286 --> 01:03:44,521 Hello. 539 01:03:49,994 --> 01:03:50,827 Hello. 540 01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:24,293 Hey! 541 01:04:25,161 --> 01:04:30,166 Hello. 542 01:11:27,817 --> 01:11:31,853 I, I thought you promised no one would get hurt. 543 01:11:31,854 --> 01:11:32,755 Oh, Gary. 544 01:11:36,091 --> 01:11:37,960 Someone always gets hurt. 545 01:11:40,496 --> 01:11:42,963 What the fuck is going on in there? 546 01:11:42,966 --> 01:11:44,765 If you cannot clear the fucking place, 547 01:11:44,768 --> 01:11:47,569 then get the fuck out of there now! 548 01:11:47,570 --> 01:11:49,872 Forever starts right now. 549 01:11:54,478 --> 01:11:56,778 Is Spivy here with you, Nash? 550 01:11:56,779 --> 01:11:58,311 He got separated. 551 01:11:58,314 --> 01:11:59,748 Haven't laid eyes on him. 552 01:12:00,916 --> 01:12:05,319 I want to get the fuck out of here. 553 01:12:07,255 --> 01:12:08,756 Spivy? 554 01:12:08,757 --> 01:12:09,592 Spivy. 555 01:12:11,127 --> 01:12:13,396 Spivy, Oursler! 556 01:12:20,068 --> 01:12:20,904 Spivy? 557 01:12:22,270 --> 01:12:23,105 Spivy! 558 01:12:25,541 --> 01:12:27,710 Fucking hate this place. 559 01:12:28,811 --> 01:12:29,912 Spivy, come in. 560 01:12:31,014 --> 01:12:32,680 Brayberry. 561 01:12:32,681 --> 01:12:33,516 Fisher. 562 01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:36,118 Fucking anybody, come in! 563 01:12:37,654 --> 01:12:40,121 Try not to lose your head, Slater. 564 01:12:55,838 --> 01:12:56,805 Attention! 565 01:13:38,046 --> 01:13:39,548 Oh god! 566 01:13:41,850 --> 01:13:43,619 No, no. 567 01:13:45,154 --> 01:13:45,988 No. 568 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:57,833 No. 569 01:14:03,305 --> 01:14:04,139 No. 570 01:14:05,675 --> 01:14:07,010 God, no, please. 571 01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:11,447 I'm rolling. 572 01:14:14,751 --> 01:14:16,551 Okay, ready? 573 01:14:16,552 --> 01:14:17,885 You can go. 574 01:14:17,886 --> 01:14:20,822 Happy shall he be that taketh and dashest 575 01:14:20,823 --> 01:14:23,091 thy little ones against the stone. 576 01:14:34,770 --> 01:14:35,671 Yep, cool. 577 01:14:46,048 --> 01:14:49,684 America is plagued by a black cancer 578 01:14:49,685 --> 01:14:53,087 that has been allowed to rot this once great land 579 01:14:53,088 --> 01:14:55,421 from within for far too long. 580 01:14:55,423 --> 01:14:58,859 We, the last decent men of America, 581 01:14:58,862 --> 01:15:01,595 are the true patriots who have given blood oaths 582 01:15:01,597 --> 01:15:03,997 to defend our way of life. 583 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,600 We will take back America. 584 01:15:06,603 --> 01:15:09,103 Its rapists will be put down in the gutter. 585 01:15:09,104 --> 01:15:12,939 We will put boots to them and squash this mongrel horde 586 01:15:12,942 --> 01:15:14,841 like the rats they are. 587 01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:18,746 We, the First Patriots Movement Militia, are coming for you. 588 01:15:18,747 --> 01:15:23,149 Our time of mass cleansing is at hand. 589 01:15:23,152 --> 01:15:25,519 And with this weapon 590 01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:28,322 that Christ himself in his infinite wisdom 591 01:15:28,323 --> 01:15:31,292 has seen fit to bestow upon us, 592 01:15:31,293 --> 01:15:35,662 we have become likened unto a righteous fist of justice 593 01:15:35,664 --> 01:15:38,966 that will smite the wickedness from the face of this earth! 594 01:15:38,967 --> 01:15:40,935 - Yeah! - The United States 595 01:15:40,936 --> 01:15:43,738 - of Fuckdom will fall! - Yeah! 596 01:15:43,739 --> 01:15:45,372 By god! 597 01:15:48,443 --> 01:15:51,345 Bob, what do I, I got it on standby. 598 01:15:51,346 --> 01:15:52,479 Now do I just press the button? 599 01:15:52,480 --> 01:15:53,314 Press the red button. 600 01:15:53,315 --> 01:15:54,547 Just press it, okay. 601 01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:56,082 I don't wanna press, I don't wanna fuck it up. 602 01:15:56,085 --> 01:15:59,319 Let's go, let's go, let's go, roll, roll, roll! 603 01:15:59,322 --> 01:16:00,923 Business, business time. 604 01:16:01,890 --> 01:16:03,457 Jesus fuck! 605 01:16:03,458 --> 01:16:05,028 Thanks for the puddle, Steve. 606 01:16:07,663 --> 01:16:10,731 Do you copy, we got a dash on this building. 607 01:16:10,734 --> 01:16:14,301 Looks like a security entrance to the east side. 608 01:16:14,302 --> 01:16:17,404 Employee parking lot, and it's not open today, 609 01:16:17,405 --> 01:16:19,172 but guarantee on the day it's gonna be open. 610 01:16:19,175 --> 01:16:21,242 Copy that. 611 01:16:21,243 --> 01:16:22,975 I'm looking at... 612 01:16:22,978 --> 01:16:24,679 Got one security camera. 613 01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:27,148 Two security camera, three, four. 614 01:16:27,149 --> 01:16:30,752 We got definitely two X-ray analyzers in the lobby, 615 01:16:30,753 --> 01:16:32,484 and maybe a retinal scan. 616 01:16:32,487 --> 01:16:36,658 I'll try to get some codes, but if I don't, shit, guys. 617 01:16:36,659 --> 01:16:37,894 That was final. 618 01:16:43,166 --> 01:16:44,765 - Good job, good job. - Good job. 619 01:16:44,768 --> 01:16:45,600 Okay. 620 01:16:47,002 --> 01:16:48,534 We can maybe walk the beast in, 621 01:16:48,537 --> 01:16:52,506 but I don't think they're open until well after sun's out. 622 01:16:52,507 --> 01:16:54,306 Does the front of the building even get sunlight? 623 01:16:54,309 --> 01:16:55,743 If we miss our weather window now, 624 01:16:55,744 --> 01:16:57,712 we're not gonna get sunlight for a few months, Bob. 625 01:16:57,713 --> 01:16:59,046 No, no, no, no, we have to go now. 626 01:16:59,047 --> 01:17:00,247 Maybe a bit drastic. 627 01:17:00,248 --> 01:17:02,547 We have to go in there and hit them up 628 01:17:02,550 --> 01:17:03,850 when the building's full up, okay? 629 01:17:03,853 --> 01:17:05,118 Hell yeah. 630 01:17:05,121 --> 01:17:06,087 They got a daycare. 631 01:17:06,088 --> 01:17:07,055 They got a daycare. 632 01:17:10,726 --> 01:17:13,095 Okay, um, pull out. 633 01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:16,430 Oh shit, front door it is. 634 01:17:16,431 --> 01:17:19,667 You know, at least the street runs past there, right? 635 01:17:19,668 --> 01:17:21,769 Oh, hang on a moment here, Commandant, the... 636 01:17:21,770 --> 01:17:22,970 Via loading dock. 637 01:17:22,971 --> 01:17:24,770 Oh, it's the maintenance entrance, 638 01:17:24,773 --> 01:17:26,273 my cousin can get us the passcode. 639 01:17:26,274 --> 01:17:29,743 Oh, nice, and the sun is there most of the day, too. 640 01:17:33,349 --> 01:17:36,716 Well, gentlemen, this is where we roll in 641 01:17:36,719 --> 01:17:38,386 and we detonate the abomination. 642 01:18:05,881 --> 01:18:06,882 Good shot. 643 01:18:10,219 --> 01:18:12,319 Tower one to eagle's nest. 644 01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:15,122 Go for eagle's nest. 645 01:18:15,123 --> 01:18:16,323 Package has landed. 646 01:18:16,324 --> 01:18:17,827 Copy that, tower one. 647 01:18:27,636 --> 01:18:29,237 Hope you weren't waiting long. 648 01:18:30,974 --> 01:18:33,009 Work as much, but there's plenty of it. 649 01:18:36,279 --> 01:18:37,112 Greg. 650 01:18:39,582 --> 01:18:43,384 Gotta say, you boys don't fool around. 651 01:18:43,386 --> 01:18:46,087 I'm very impressed with the security here. 652 01:18:46,088 --> 01:18:47,520 Dam right, we're tight as a fucking drum, all right? 653 01:18:47,523 --> 01:18:50,356 Shut the fuck up, Jimmy, you're out of order. 654 01:18:50,359 --> 01:18:51,761 My bad, sorry, Commandant. 655 01:18:53,195 --> 01:18:55,297 Well trained soldiers you got there, Greg. 656 01:18:57,332 --> 01:18:59,903 It's Air Commandant when we're in uniform. 657 01:19:01,270 --> 01:19:02,939 Copy that, Air Commandant. 658 01:19:05,541 --> 01:19:08,243 Now your unit may be a well-regulated militia. 659 01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:14,483 But you ain't nowhere near well armed enough 660 01:19:17,020 --> 01:19:19,453 for the very necessary fight you've got coming your way. 661 01:19:19,454 --> 01:19:22,288 My god, this is making my fucking dick hard. 662 01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:24,556 This is making all our dicks hard. 663 01:19:24,559 --> 01:19:26,260 Yeah, Bob, I can see it from here. 664 01:19:26,261 --> 01:19:27,694 This will be more than enough 665 01:19:27,695 --> 01:19:29,930 to hold off whatever authorities come at you after the op. 666 01:19:29,932 --> 01:19:31,163 Now if those Waco numbnuts 667 01:19:31,166 --> 01:19:33,000 would have had half this hardware on hand, 668 01:19:33,002 --> 01:19:35,100 ATF would still be out there getting chewed up. 669 01:19:35,103 --> 01:19:36,403 Bet you these were just drinking up 670 01:19:36,404 --> 01:19:38,104 - that fucking Iraqi blood, huh? - Oh fuck yeah! 671 01:19:38,106 --> 01:19:39,672 Fucking Desert Storm! 672 01:19:39,675 --> 01:19:41,274 Oy, desert buttfuck, Talon! 673 01:19:41,277 --> 01:19:42,475 No one at the police station 674 01:19:42,478 --> 01:19:44,711 saw you taking any of this stuff? 675 01:19:44,712 --> 01:19:45,979 Nope. 676 01:19:45,981 --> 01:19:47,480 How's that? 677 01:19:47,483 --> 01:19:49,018 We got friends everywhere. 678 01:19:50,318 --> 01:19:51,685 You know it. 679 01:19:51,686 --> 01:19:53,618 Especially with a grease stain like Clinton 680 01:19:53,621 --> 01:19:55,689 in the White House. 681 01:19:55,690 --> 01:19:58,391 Lots of cops are ready for you patriots 682 01:19:58,394 --> 01:20:01,329 to take the feds down, hard. 683 01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:08,100 Could you say something, Air Commandant, 684 01:20:08,103 --> 01:20:10,502 about how momentous this moment is for the cause? 685 01:20:10,505 --> 01:20:11,773 With the weapons and all. 686 01:20:14,010 --> 01:20:14,844 Cut. 687 01:20:27,323 --> 01:20:30,092 This is but a earthly arsenal. 688 01:20:40,904 --> 01:20:42,270 Well met, fellow warrior. 689 01:20:43,738 --> 01:20:44,672 This man here... 690 01:20:45,875 --> 01:20:49,243 This man heard Wu Tan's clarion call to action 691 01:20:49,244 --> 01:20:50,313 and he did his part. 692 01:20:51,514 --> 01:20:54,715 He hath armed us for conflict sure to come 693 01:20:54,716 --> 01:20:58,350 after the heroic act that we have all given blood oath 694 01:20:58,353 --> 01:21:00,054 to undertake. 695 01:21:00,055 --> 01:21:04,926 We will topple the Patrick V. McNamara Federal Building 696 01:21:04,927 --> 01:21:07,728 in the infested cesspit of Detroit, Michigan. 697 01:21:07,729 --> 01:21:09,231 - Fuck yeah. - Fucking right. 698 01:21:10,666 --> 01:21:12,868 And you're certain the weapon works? 699 01:21:13,969 --> 01:21:14,802 The creature? 700 01:21:15,770 --> 01:21:16,604 Of course. 701 01:21:18,173 --> 01:21:19,407 So you tested it? 702 01:21:28,317 --> 01:21:32,153 Someone turn off that fucking bell! 703 01:21:32,154 --> 01:21:33,721 - There. - Please, no. 704 01:21:34,789 --> 01:21:35,623 Please. 705 01:21:38,493 --> 01:21:39,327 Please. 706 01:21:40,695 --> 01:21:41,529 Please. 707 01:21:50,273 --> 01:21:51,106 Jimmy. 708 01:21:57,712 --> 01:21:59,079 Bucket. 709 01:21:59,082 --> 01:22:01,983 Come on, take that bit. 710 01:22:01,984 --> 01:22:03,417 Don't get any on you, 711 01:22:03,418 --> 01:22:03,987 you don't know what that shit's gonna do to your scent. 712 01:22:06,521 --> 01:22:07,456 Yeah, drain him. 713 01:22:08,591 --> 01:22:09,692 Come on, bitch. 714 01:22:10,658 --> 01:22:12,060 Yeah, here we go. 715 01:22:13,362 --> 01:22:15,429 That's probably good enough. 716 01:22:15,430 --> 01:22:17,198 Pretty cool eyes. 717 01:22:17,199 --> 01:22:18,599 This one looks pretty cool. 718 01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:19,666 Kinda evil looking. 719 01:22:19,667 --> 01:22:21,135 Oh shit, those coyotes? 720 01:22:21,136 --> 01:22:22,636 Yeah. 721 01:22:22,637 --> 01:22:24,904 Okay, let's do this. 722 01:22:24,907 --> 01:22:25,740 Good girl. 723 01:22:27,876 --> 01:22:29,143 Good girl. 724 01:22:29,145 --> 01:22:31,712 Okay, Phoebe, this is the good stuff. 725 01:22:31,713 --> 01:22:35,015 This is to redeem the soul of the goddamn US of A. 726 01:22:35,018 --> 01:22:36,382 - Oh yeah. - You understand me? 727 01:22:36,385 --> 01:22:38,519 Okay, get this for posterity, can you focus this? 728 01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:40,087 - Yeah, yeah. - Okay, let's get that. 729 01:22:40,088 --> 01:22:41,721 - Got it? - Let's do this, yeah. 730 01:22:41,724 --> 01:22:44,859 Creature blood going in, three, two, one. 731 01:22:49,832 --> 01:22:51,631 Say something, Air Commandant, 732 01:22:51,634 --> 01:22:53,636 on what we're doing here. 733 01:22:55,037 --> 01:22:58,372 Well, uh, I got to thinking, Bob, 734 01:22:58,373 --> 01:22:59,939 that it would probably be a good idea 735 01:22:59,942 --> 01:23:03,676 to test the ultimate weapon before we're fully committed 736 01:23:03,679 --> 01:23:05,877 and running the mission. 737 01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:07,282 Smart, really smart. 738 01:23:09,618 --> 01:23:11,154 What's taking him so... 739 01:23:12,387 --> 01:23:13,587 Oh shit. 740 01:23:13,588 --> 01:23:15,555 Shit, here we go, here we go, here we go. 741 01:23:15,557 --> 01:23:17,724 Run, boy, the sun is coming up! 742 01:23:17,725 --> 01:23:18,860 Everyone down, down! 743 01:23:35,077 --> 01:23:37,813 What in the actual fuck? 744 01:23:38,746 --> 01:23:40,314 - Jimmy! - What? 745 01:23:40,315 --> 01:23:43,350 It's probably blocked by the tree or something! 746 01:23:43,351 --> 01:23:45,319 Get in there, don't be such a fucking... 747 01:23:52,395 --> 01:23:54,859 Fucking Christ. 748 01:24:00,469 --> 01:24:02,836 First martyrs of the cause, baby! 749 01:24:02,837 --> 01:24:04,371 - It happened, it worked! - It's gone! 750 01:24:04,372 --> 01:24:05,671 - What'd you say? - It's gone! 751 01:24:05,673 --> 01:24:07,440 - What? - Phoebe! 752 01:24:07,443 --> 01:24:09,077 - It's gone! - It works! 753 01:24:15,818 --> 01:24:17,684 Fuck you! 754 01:24:17,685 --> 01:24:18,520 Yeah! 755 01:24:20,323 --> 01:24:21,587 This fucking smoke! 756 01:24:33,502 --> 01:24:36,569 All right, I give the go-ahead, and... 757 01:24:36,572 --> 01:24:38,873 And fucking boom! 758 01:24:46,081 --> 01:24:46,914 Um... 759 01:24:48,916 --> 01:24:50,783 Fuck, Chuck, one second. 760 01:24:50,786 --> 01:24:53,186 - Fuck. - Sorry, sorry. 761 01:24:53,189 --> 01:24:54,621 They have to all go down at the same time, 762 01:24:54,622 --> 01:24:56,055 - otherwise these fucking... - Sensor's just not 763 01:24:56,057 --> 01:24:57,858 fucking going, Greg, I don't know what's going on. 764 01:24:57,859 --> 01:25:00,661 Well then you go and you get the part tomorrow. 765 01:25:00,662 --> 01:25:02,831 Guess what, we're going the day after now. 766 01:25:05,067 --> 01:25:05,998 Fuck! 767 01:25:06,001 --> 01:25:07,667 Nothing can be left to chance, 768 01:25:07,670 --> 01:25:10,172 we are stepping onto the world stage here. 769 01:25:11,639 --> 01:25:14,643 God in his infinite wisdom has given us a boon for the ages. 770 01:25:15,978 --> 01:25:20,483 A metaphysical super weapon, living destruction. 771 01:25:23,719 --> 01:25:26,954 I will not let Christ the King down. 772 01:25:30,326 --> 01:25:33,960 We must do his good work with honor! 773 01:25:33,962 --> 01:25:34,796 Yes, sir. 774 01:25:39,902 --> 01:25:42,302 Well it looks like it's one more day 775 01:25:42,305 --> 01:25:46,574 until the fall of the unholy American Empire. 776 01:25:50,145 --> 01:25:51,846 But tonight, 777 01:25:53,782 --> 01:25:56,318 tonight we will send off proper. 778 01:25:57,752 --> 01:26:02,154 We will cleanse ourselves before the retribution. 779 01:26:02,157 --> 01:26:06,228 We will get cork high and bottle deep! 780 01:26:09,864 --> 01:26:11,931 We're gonna get fucking wasted. 781 01:26:11,934 --> 01:26:13,166 Yeah! 782 01:26:13,167 --> 01:26:15,269 All right, yeah! 783 01:26:15,270 --> 01:26:18,572 - Fucking... - Commandant's private stash! 784 01:26:18,573 --> 01:26:19,939 Oh, get it! 785 01:26:27,582 --> 01:26:28,881 You gonna go piss? 786 01:26:28,884 --> 01:26:30,181 - A piss? - You taking a piss? 787 01:26:30,184 --> 01:26:31,984 Are you gonna come watch me take a piss? 788 01:26:31,987 --> 01:26:33,386 Yeah, you want me to film it, 789 01:26:33,389 --> 01:26:34,954 - you fucking perv? - Yeah, fucking go ahead. 790 01:26:34,957 --> 01:26:36,989 Hey, we're going to the pissing hole! 791 01:26:36,992 --> 01:26:40,293 - No, never rest, only pee! - Yeah. 792 01:26:40,296 --> 01:26:41,128 - Never rest, only pee! - Only pee. 793 01:26:45,833 --> 01:26:49,234 Holy, ah, I tell you. 794 01:26:49,237 --> 01:26:50,636 Fucking... 795 01:26:50,639 --> 01:26:53,172 Let me tell you, these were fucking, 796 01:26:53,175 --> 01:26:55,140 these are $12. 797 01:26:55,143 --> 01:26:57,609 Oh, Jessie, what the fuck? 798 01:26:57,612 --> 01:26:59,945 - I'll get, I'll get you. - Oh shit! 799 01:26:59,948 --> 01:27:01,981 I know how to use this. 800 01:27:01,984 --> 01:27:04,585 Oy, oy, oy, you're good. 801 01:27:07,389 --> 01:27:09,256 Bob, we need you, Bob! 802 01:27:09,257 --> 01:27:11,556 - You need a drink, Bob. - Bob's out! 803 01:27:11,559 --> 01:27:14,094 - You need a drink. - Bob! 804 01:27:14,095 --> 01:27:16,796 Give it to him. 805 01:27:16,798 --> 01:27:19,163 Your camera is your mask. 806 01:27:19,166 --> 01:27:21,234 - Camera is my mask? - Why don't you have a drink? 807 01:27:21,235 --> 01:27:22,734 You're wearing a literal mask. 808 01:27:22,737 --> 01:27:24,203 - You have to have... - I will have a drink. 809 01:27:24,206 --> 01:27:26,939 - A drink. - I've been working hard. 810 01:27:26,942 --> 01:27:29,175 - Oh, you first. - You know what? 811 01:27:29,176 --> 01:27:30,011 You're sick. 812 01:27:42,157 --> 01:27:43,391 Ow, ow. 813 01:27:48,630 --> 01:27:49,631 There he is. 814 01:27:50,498 --> 01:27:52,335 Fucking fuck. 815 01:27:56,838 --> 01:27:58,005 Fucking pussy. 816 01:28:00,675 --> 01:28:01,476 Steve. 817 01:28:11,520 --> 01:28:12,354 Steve. 818 01:28:14,356 --> 01:28:16,391 Where's the fucking monster? 819 01:28:23,332 --> 01:28:24,932 Let's fuck with him, man. 820 01:28:25,900 --> 01:28:27,802 - What? - Let's fuck with him. 821 01:28:29,136 --> 01:28:30,770 You don't... 822 01:28:30,773 --> 01:28:32,305 You don't wanna piss on him? 823 01:28:32,306 --> 01:28:34,841 The fuck, Bob, what the fuck is wrong with you, man? 824 01:28:34,842 --> 01:28:36,676 The fuck is wrong with you? 825 01:28:36,679 --> 01:28:39,845 Bob, just go back to the fucking party, man, okay? 826 01:28:39,847 --> 01:28:43,516 Let me do my thing, you go, get the fuck out of here. 827 01:28:43,519 --> 01:28:44,353 The fuck? 828 01:28:45,820 --> 01:28:50,189 Pussy, I fucking knew you'd pussy out, you little bitch. 829 01:28:50,192 --> 01:28:51,894 Fucking Steve. 830 01:28:54,396 --> 01:28:57,296 Welcome to romance hour. 831 01:29:02,003 --> 01:29:03,770 Oh, oh, wow. 832 01:29:03,771 --> 01:29:05,507 Give him a kiss. 833 01:29:06,774 --> 01:29:08,042 - What? - Kiss him! 834 01:29:11,546 --> 01:29:12,578 You fucking dare me? 835 01:29:12,581 --> 01:29:13,448 Fucking do it! 836 01:29:15,050 --> 01:29:16,719 Fucking French him! 837 01:29:25,159 --> 01:29:26,792 Oh my god. 838 01:29:26,795 --> 01:29:28,293 Give me that fucking thing. 839 01:29:28,296 --> 01:29:30,831 No, no, no, no, no. 840 01:29:30,832 --> 01:29:33,769 Bob! 841 01:29:37,238 --> 01:29:38,639 Oh god! 842 01:29:38,640 --> 01:29:40,440 You sick fuck! 843 01:29:47,014 --> 01:29:47,850 Is that you? 844 01:29:49,150 --> 01:29:50,751 - What the fuck? - Go, go, go! 845 01:29:50,752 --> 01:29:52,018 - Wait, who the fuck... - Who's that with Bart? 846 01:29:52,020 --> 01:29:54,189 - I don't know. - Who's on fucking duty? 847 01:29:55,457 --> 01:29:57,390 - Who's on duty? - It's supposed to be me. 848 01:29:57,391 --> 01:29:58,524 - I'm sorry! - What the fuck? 849 01:29:58,527 --> 01:29:59,725 I'm sorry, Commandant, I'll fix it! 850 01:29:59,728 --> 01:30:01,262 - Oh, fuck. - Go! 851 01:30:02,564 --> 01:30:03,829 - What are you doing? - I'll fix it! 852 01:30:03,832 --> 01:30:07,367 Who the fuck is that, who the fuck is that? 853 01:30:07,368 --> 01:30:09,868 The fuck is that thing? 854 01:30:09,871 --> 01:30:10,805 Is that Terry? 855 01:30:13,708 --> 01:30:15,775 - Is that Terry? - Terry? 856 01:30:15,778 --> 01:30:18,211 - Who is that? - Terry's fucking dead! 857 01:30:18,212 --> 01:30:19,213 Oh my god. 858 01:30:21,550 --> 01:30:23,818 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 859 01:30:28,923 --> 01:30:29,957 Terry's fucking dead. 860 01:30:32,960 --> 01:30:35,359 Do not fire until I give the order! 861 01:30:42,369 --> 01:30:43,738 Who, who are we missing? 862 01:30:45,640 --> 01:30:46,939 - Um... - Who? 863 01:30:46,942 --> 01:30:48,641 - Fucking Reed. - Steve. 864 01:30:48,644 --> 01:30:50,377 Steve was on desk last night. 865 01:30:51,579 --> 01:30:52,912 Has anyone seen him? 866 01:30:52,914 --> 01:30:55,413 Steve, is that you, boy? 867 01:31:02,224 --> 01:31:03,856 What the fuck! 868 01:31:03,859 --> 01:31:05,957 Stop, wait! 869 01:31:05,960 --> 01:31:07,927 Wait, stop, stop, fucking wait! 870 01:31:07,930 --> 01:31:09,061 Fucking wait, 871 01:31:09,064 --> 01:31:10,863 take your hands off the trigger! 872 01:31:13,335 --> 01:31:18,340 Fucking... 873 01:31:19,073 --> 01:31:21,510 Judas fucking Priest! 874 01:31:22,409 --> 01:31:24,109 - Greg? - Steve! 875 01:31:24,112 --> 01:31:27,011 Steve, no, stop, stop, you fucking idiot! 876 01:31:27,014 --> 01:31:29,349 You're covered in vampire blood! 877 01:31:29,350 --> 01:31:31,251 Stop moving, no, no, no, no! 878 01:31:36,658 --> 01:31:39,094 Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve! 879 01:31:42,898 --> 01:31:44,329 Come on, Greg. 880 01:31:44,332 --> 01:31:46,265 Mother fuck. 881 01:31:46,268 --> 01:31:48,466 Fuck, fuck this evil abomination. 882 01:31:48,469 --> 01:31:49,770 We are gonna go in there 883 01:31:49,771 --> 01:31:51,671 and we're gonna take this creature down. 884 01:31:51,673 --> 01:31:53,273 We don't get in there before sundown, 885 01:31:53,274 --> 01:31:54,707 we're not gonna be able to do nothing noways. 886 01:31:54,710 --> 01:31:57,778 This fucking thing's unstoppable at night, come on. 887 01:31:57,779 --> 01:32:00,282 Well then lock and fucking load then. 888 01:32:11,594 --> 01:32:12,426 Move in! 889 01:32:15,797 --> 01:32:17,831 Dude, what the fuck was that, what the fuck? 890 01:32:23,505 --> 01:32:26,108 Over here, come here. 891 01:32:32,447 --> 01:32:33,613 Fuck! 892 01:32:33,615 --> 01:32:35,480 - Oh shit, fuck. - What? 893 01:32:35,483 --> 01:32:36,318 Fuck. 894 01:32:37,219 --> 01:32:39,320 Fucking thing, holy shit. 895 01:32:43,225 --> 01:32:44,059 Go. 896 01:32:45,226 --> 01:32:47,630 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 897 01:33:20,295 --> 01:33:21,128 Clear! 898 01:33:23,631 --> 01:33:25,364 Whoa, whoa! 899 01:33:25,367 --> 01:33:26,966 Oh fuck! 900 01:33:26,969 --> 01:33:28,332 Oh god! 901 01:33:28,335 --> 01:33:30,569 Oh my god, Tom! 902 01:33:30,572 --> 01:33:33,605 What the fuck! 903 01:33:33,608 --> 01:33:38,612 Jesus Christ! 904 01:33:39,346 --> 01:33:41,081 I think we got him. 905 01:33:41,082 --> 01:33:42,381 Shit. 906 01:33:42,384 --> 01:33:43,451 Get up there! 907 01:34:06,307 --> 01:34:08,408 Shit! 908 01:34:08,409 --> 01:34:09,775 - Greg! - My leg, my leg! 909 01:34:09,778 --> 01:34:11,845 Fuck! 910 01:34:11,846 --> 01:34:14,046 No, no, no! 911 01:34:14,048 --> 01:34:18,417 Shit! 912 01:34:18,420 --> 01:34:19,652 My leg! 913 01:34:19,654 --> 01:34:24,391 Okay, okay, okay. 914 01:35:03,597 --> 01:35:05,899 Christ is king, Christ is king, Christ. 915 01:35:05,900 --> 01:35:09,168 Christ is king, Christ is king, Christ is king, 916 01:35:09,171 --> 01:35:10,636 Christ, Christ is king. 917 01:35:10,637 --> 01:35:14,038 Christ is king, Christ is king, Christ, Christ is king. 918 01:35:14,041 --> 01:35:17,643 Christ is king, Christ is king, Christ is king, 919 01:35:17,645 --> 01:35:20,913 Christ, Christ, Christ is king, Christ is king. 920 01:35:20,916 --> 01:35:23,615 Christ is king, Christ is king. 921 01:35:23,618 --> 01:35:28,622 Christ is king! 922 01:35:49,978 --> 01:35:52,578 Jesus fucking Christ! 923 01:35:52,579 --> 01:35:54,948 Get me out of here, god damn it! 924 01:35:54,949 --> 01:35:57,216 God can't help you now, Slater. 925 01:35:57,219 --> 01:35:59,319 Didn't you see that last videotape? 926 01:35:59,320 --> 01:36:01,555 I saw you in that last tape. 927 01:36:02,756 --> 01:36:04,890 Slater's got some explaining to do. 928 01:36:04,893 --> 01:36:06,761 We've got some explaining to do. 929 01:36:08,063 --> 01:36:10,162 Fucking untie me! 930 01:36:10,164 --> 01:36:12,399 We're lost in here with fucking junkies. 931 01:36:13,568 --> 01:36:15,801 You still think this is a drug ring? 932 01:36:15,804 --> 01:36:17,670 It's our videotapes that are the villain. 933 01:36:17,671 --> 01:36:20,640 Our videotapes are gonna fuck you up. 934 01:36:20,641 --> 01:36:22,077 It's more like a trance. 935 01:36:25,880 --> 01:36:29,715 Are you telling me that Spivy 936 01:36:29,716 --> 01:36:31,885 is in a fucking trance! 937 01:36:31,886 --> 01:36:33,854 No, Spivy's dead. 938 01:36:38,493 --> 01:36:40,395 What the fuck is all of this? 939 01:36:41,529 --> 01:36:45,297 This is a far out fetish film cult 940 01:36:45,300 --> 01:36:49,269 of bootleggers pushing that untouched, untouchable, 941 01:36:49,270 --> 01:36:51,703 nastiest of the nasties. 942 01:36:51,706 --> 01:36:55,306 Snuffing and fluffing, cannibals, animals. 943 01:36:55,309 --> 01:36:58,944 Girls in white suits fucking shit up! 944 01:36:58,947 --> 01:37:02,882 We deal in contraband content, strictly VHS. 945 01:37:02,885 --> 01:37:03,952 Definitely illegal. 946 01:37:05,252 --> 01:37:06,987 Oh my god, I didn't think we'd get busted 947 01:37:06,988 --> 01:37:08,590 by our own useless unit. 948 01:37:14,296 --> 01:37:17,662 Are you ready for your closeup? 949 01:37:17,664 --> 01:37:19,899 What the fuck did you just say? 950 01:37:19,902 --> 01:37:21,734 We are the final girls. 951 01:37:21,735 --> 01:37:23,302 You're our final kill. 952 01:37:51,365 --> 01:37:53,166 Some help here, Nash? 953 01:37:53,167 --> 01:37:55,337 My camera's fucking stuck! 954 01:38:15,556 --> 01:38:17,922 This tape's gonna be our best one yet. 955 01:38:17,925 --> 01:38:19,261 Fans are gonna go crazy. 956 01:38:21,963 --> 01:38:23,130 What should we call it? 957 01:39:56,900 --> 01:40:01,900 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 66036

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