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What if your mum doesn't like
cheap tulips from ICA?
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She will like you.
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-Are you nervous?
-Me? No...
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I don't get nervous.
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-Are you nervous?
-No.
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I'm great at mother-in-laws.
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Has she liked
your previous boyfriends?
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I never introduced her
to a guy before.
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Haven't you?
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At that pizza place, Donna and I
got drunk for the first time,
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when we were 14 or 15.
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Drank the old men's leftover beer
and raised hell.
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Do we have time to go in
and honour your exploits?
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-You are nervous.
-No.
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Maybe a little.
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Of course we can.
It's the best fucking bar.
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TWO SISTERS
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You've reached Vanessa Berg,I can't take your call right now...
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-What are you doing?
-I can't hear the phone.
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You'll see her in five minutes,
what's so urgent?
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I want to talk to my sister.
If that's okay with you?
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I hate this fucking song.
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If you're gonna sulk,
we might as well go home.
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You sound like a parent.
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Well, maybe we should stop
for an ice cream.
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To make you smile.
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We're here! Hi.
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-Hello.
-Well, Martin.
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-Flowers?
-They're beautiful. You're a darling.
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Okay. There you are.
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-Um... this is...
-Wait, I know.
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Um... let's see.
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-Martin.
-Right, Martin. Hi.
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-You know that you never met him?
-Indeed.
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-Welcome.
-Thanks.
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I'll put the flowers in water.
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So you're doing the au naturel thing?
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Is it my fault
that everyone's on time?
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-Is Alicia already here?
-Yes, the Little Princess is here.
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-Nice to meet you.
-Yes.
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-Put on a little shirt...
-Do you think?
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-Should they really be that limp?
-Yes.
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My god, we're showered with flowers.
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What a party!
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I got these from Alicia and Philip.
Aren't they pretty?
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So pretty.
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-What are you doing?
-Replacing the glasses.
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-What wrong with the old glasses?
-Wine tastes better in thin glasses.
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Oh. Is it the crystal glasses?
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She doesn't like to wash them up.
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I said I would do it,
so it's taken care of.
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How about that!
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-I need to talk to you.
-Look, have you seen those two?
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What do you mean,
"Don't get close"?
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-Can we talk in private?
-Let's do that later.
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-Look at the colours, Vanessa.
-Yeah. Charming.
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-So... How are things going?
-With?
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-Did she accept the dinner?
-No, not yet.
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But I hope so.
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You should count yourself lucky
for even being here.
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My, oh my. There...
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Let's see...
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-What's dad doing here?
-It's a family dinner.
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Since when is he
a part of the family?
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-Alicia, it's your dad.
-Okay.
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-Yeah.
-Are you're sorry that you left him?
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No, I wish I left him much sooner,
you know that.
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Yes. I know that.
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-What are you doing, it's so weird.
-What's with you today?
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Whatever.
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Can I have a word?
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I'm not planning on investing
in stocks, sorry.
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I need advice, actually.
It's about Alicia.
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Ah, surprise.
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She's been a little blue
for a while, and...
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I want to do something nice for her.
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Buy something expensive,
that'll cheer her up.
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I think she misses you.
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-Vanessa, I know you don't like me.
-As if you love me.
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Fair enough. But we could try
to get along for Alicia's sake.
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Would you like some?
Forward it.
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-Tack.
-Philip?
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Thank you.
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-There you go.
-There.
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-There you go.
-Thanks.
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-Have some sauce.
-I don't want any.
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-Philip?
-Yes, here you are.
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-Mm.
-Let's get this party started.
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Daddy's here.
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-Do you have pants on?
-Yes, didn't we agree on that?
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It's so nice to have you all here.
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-It's so nice to be here, Susanne.
-Indeed.
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Very nice.
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So, Martin...
What kind of job do you have?
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-I'm a musician.
-Oh.
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And... a music producer, really.
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-On what? Guitar?
-No, mostly electronic.
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-Does that pay the rent?
-There's a dad here already.
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-Vanessa.
-Just kidding.
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How are you today?
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-Fine.
-No fuss at the table, please.
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Just asking how she was.
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Just leave her alone.
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Listen to your mum.
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The Little Princess in an introvert,
you've always been different.
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You're like me, a fighter. Okay?
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I'm like you.
I'm also an introvert.
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-I'm not like you at all.
-God, what's your problem?
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Martin, why don't you tell us
about how you met?
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You were playing a game, right?
Some kind of bet.
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A little metrosexual, aren't you?
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-What are you saying?
-Was that funny?
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-Yes!
-I am too.
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Artists, poets, musicians,
we're not afraid of love!
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-You know that. Cheers.
-Hey...
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-You're so fine.
-Maybe I should...
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-Phille?
-Cheers.
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Martin, what happened next?
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Well, Vanessa walked up to me
in a bar, and...
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forced me to buy her a beer.
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You said you'd send the money
but didn't.
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Yes I did!
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-I got you.
-Aww...
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Excuse me, I need to say something.
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I saw Martin with another girl
this weekend.
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-Weren't you with Vanessa?
-Shh!
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Alicia, you must be mistaken.
That's not right.
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I'm not mistaken!
Tell the truth instead.
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Maybe you're thinking of
my dinner with a friend.
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We were meeting you...
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So you make out
with all your friends?
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Shut up now!
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-Why are you defending him?
-Shut the fuck up!
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-What's wrong with you?
-It's the truth.
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He had another girl.
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Can you just calm down?
What's this? I don't get it.
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Cheers.
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-Cheers.
-Cheers, my dove.
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I just find it a little...
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funny, Alicia, that you...
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Maybe you should take a look
at yourself,
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your boyfriend isn't even there
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when you're having
a fucking abortion!
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-Susanne?
-Yes.
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Thanks for this dinner.
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It was great. I have to get going.
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Thanks for the lovely flowers.
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I thought she had... told him.
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How the fuck could I know that she...
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00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:20,080
Philip, can you wait?
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Hello?
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You'll have to take the train
to Stockholm.
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So you're just leaving me?
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Should we sleep at my place?
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I'm going to work really early,
so I'd better sleep at home.
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