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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,040 Vanessa? Are you nearly finished? 2 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:36,760 No, I'm not finished! 3 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:40,600 -Can you open the door? -Wait a minute! 4 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:42,800 I really need to go to the toilet! 5 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:46,320 -I thought you'd gone. -God. 6 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:57,840 Don't watch me. 7 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,640 Do you think I can't smell it? 8 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:16,120 What? It's just poo. Nothing wrong with that. Everyone poos. 9 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:19,760 The king poos. Rihanna poos. 10 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:20,880 Stop saying "poo". 11 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,360 Can't you just admit you were smoking? 12 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,360 Admit I'm your favourite sister! 13 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:47,040 Unfortunately, I only have one, and she promised to quit smoking! 14 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:48,600 My house, my rules. 15 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:50,920 Oh... 16 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:05,760 I'm moving out. 17 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:35,720 TWO SISTERS 18 00:02:58,600 --> 00:02:59,480 Sorry. 19 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:01,920 I was only joking. 20 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:04,720 I wasn't. 21 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:12,080 I don't get your hurry to move in with that kid in a suit. 22 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,160 Philip. 23 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:15,840 I think you should get Tinder. 24 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:20,520 I think it would be good for you to have another relationship... 25 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,800 not just this one. 26 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:24,720 Drink. 27 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,360 -You missed the morning meeting. -Nice. 28 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:56,200 I've got an idea. 29 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:58,560 An idea for a program? 30 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,640 Maybe, I don't know. I hope so. 31 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,520 That's great! Have you shown Jack? 32 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:05,120 Will you look at it first? 33 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,840 -Of course. Good. -I'll email it to you. 34 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:17,640 Mum, I'm at work. I'll call you later. 35 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:22,360 -Are you ready for the pitch? -You mean, are "we" ready? 36 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,720 What, you think I should do it alone? 37 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,840 It's your project. 38 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,240 -Do I get a raise if I nail it? -No. 39 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:33,840 -They're here now. -Now? 40 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,920 -Okay, then let's do this. -Okay. 41 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:43,320 -Cheers. -Cheers! 42 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:46,680 -Cheers to Vanessa. -Cut it out. They haven't said yes. 43 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,480 No, but they will. Relax. 44 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:50,240 Don't you ever tire of talking shop? 45 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:52,320 -No. -No, never. 46 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:56,840 -Hey? -Yeah? 47 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,480 Alicia's moving out. 48 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:02,840 Oh dear. 49 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,800 -Are you okay? -What did you say? 50 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,400 -How did it go? -What? 51 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:21,240 I can't hear you! 52 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,040 -Thanks. -Thank you. 53 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:32,680 The only way to get over someone is to find someone new. 54 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,680 It's not like I'm dating my sister. 55 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,440 You sleep in the same bed! 56 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:41,680 I don't know why everyone's obsessed with me getting a boyfriend! 57 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:44,920 Maybe you're asexual. 58 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,960 -What? -Asexual! 59 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:50,040 Maybe you're asexual. Yeah, you're asexual! 60 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:53,200 I'm a boring hetero girl who can't be bothered with sex. 61 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:57,200 That's the craziest thing I've heard. How long ago was it? 62 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:59,040 Why so interested in my sex life? 63 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:02,560 -Because I want you to have fun! -Sex is so much work. 64 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:04,480 I saw a documentary about asexuality. 65 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:08,400 And there's nothing... wrong with it. 66 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:11,960 It's just easy to feel like a bit of an outsider. 67 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:17,640 And if you're in a relationship it's hard if one partner is sexual... 68 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:20,960 and you're... asexual. 69 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,720 If I had to have someone, I'd have him, over there. 70 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:31,520 -You know who that is, right? -A guy in a bar. 71 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:35,040 True. But he's... he's more popular than that. 72 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:49,480 Go on, then. 73 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:52,080 Go! 74 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:55,360 Do it! 75 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:57,880 Okay. 76 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,880 Wow! 77 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:02,800 But don't make a fool of yourself! 78 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:16,760 Hey, can you buy me a beer? I'll pay you back straight away. 79 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:17,840 What? 80 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,800 If you buy me a beer... 81 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:23,800 I've made a... bet with my friend and I have to win, 82 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:27,000 so if you buy me a beer, I'll pay you back. 83 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,480 Did you make a bet on me? 84 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:30,360 Yes, that's right. 85 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,200 -Can I get two beers? -Yes. 86 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:42,120 You're funny. 87 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:43,640 Thirsty. 88 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:51,880 -My name's Martin. -Bye! 89 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:00,960 Okay... 90 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:14,160 -Where are you going? -Home. 91 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:01,200 -Sorry, I forgot my keys. -Again? 92 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:14,960 Are you asleep? 93 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:18,760 I've got yoga at 6.30 with Lojsan tomorrow. 94 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:20,920 -Cute! -Mm. 95 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:21,880 Can I come? 96 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:27,280 Do you want to? 97 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,160 No. 98 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:34,000 Have you really thought it through? 99 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:35,480 Moving out? 100 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:36,520 Stop it. 101 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:41,040 I don't think you should, it feels like you're being a bit impulsive... 102 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:42,520 and irrational. 103 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,120 We'll talk about this tomorrow. 104 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:47,080 No, then you'll have to promise to stay. 105 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:50,240 Vanessa, you're so drunk. 106 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:54,800 No, but I can be better too, I can calm down, 107 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:56,240 I can drink vegetables, 108 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:58,920 I can become a super healthy vegan. 109 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,960 -What? A vegan who loves sausages? -Yeah. 110 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:05,040 -Go to sleep. Come on. -But I'm wearing shoes. 111 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:07,360 Take them off, then. 112 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:16,760 Okay... 113 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:27,800 You know, you smell like dad. 114 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,680 A fish? 115 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,880 -What? -You stink. 116 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:38,840 -I got home so early. -You think three is early? 117 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:42,000 -Anything before four is early. -Every night, Vanessa. 118 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:45,840 Do I have to buy friends? 119 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:48,480 No, they said this type shouldn't have friends. 120 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:51,920 It's happiest alone, because it's super aggressive and, yeah... 121 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,120 -It lives alone in its little home. -You bought me a killer fish? 122 00:10:56,760 --> 00:11:00,640 No, it's an... independent fish. 123 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:07,040 Wait, aren't you a vegan? 124 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:08,640 Yes. 125 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:11,520 How does this work, then? 126 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,560 This is fish trafficking. 127 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:24,040 -Shit. I'm not ready yet. -Only psychopaths are on time. 128 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,600 Come in. 129 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:41,160 Alicia? 130 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:44,680 Come in! 131 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:49,280 Hello? Oh. 132 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,480 -Hi. -Hi. 133 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:08,520 Ah. 134 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:16,520 -What a... charming apartment. -You think? 135 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,520 The real estate agent said so too. 136 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:27,960 How's the stock portfolio and... are there lots of interests now? 137 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,520 Ah, yeah. It's going well. 138 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:36,960 Great. 139 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,520 Darling, wow. 140 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:58,920 Thanks! 141 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:03,440 Alicia? 142 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:06,520 You can take the puff. 143 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:11,200 What? Oh, God, really? 144 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:16,920 It'd be nice to take something to remind you of your creative side. 145 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,600 -Thank you. Isn't it nice? -Mm. 146 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:22,400 Our grandmother knitted it, in the 70s. 147 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:25,040 Wow, really well knitted... 148 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:29,560 Maybe it suits a charming, bohemian home more than your place. 149 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,960 Of course we'll have it, darling. 150 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:36,280 I'll take it. 151 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,640 -This? -Yeah, that's right. 152 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,960 -See you. -Bye! 153 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:43,720 -I'll be out soon. -Yep, see you out there. 154 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,080 No, keep them. 155 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,560 -Vanessa... -You never know. 156 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,160 Come here! 157 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,000 Bye. 158 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,680 -Bye. -I won't let you go! 159 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:10,920 Okay. 160 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,480 She can walk by herself. 161 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,720 SMOKE CONTRACT I DESERVE A SMOKE-FREE BODY 162 00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:59,400 WELCOME HOME 163 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,640 Philip! 164 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:46,760 Dad! 165 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:53,640 Dad? 166 00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:59,360 Hello? 167 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,960 There you go! 168 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,520 -Are they both for me? -Yep! 169 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,440 Stop sulking. Drink. 170 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,080 Wow, you drank the whole thing? 171 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,960 She'll come back. She always does. 172 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:07,160 She'll get sick of him, find a better guy, and so on. 173 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:11,120 There's no guarantee she'll find someone better than Philip. Sorry... 174 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:07,680 -Two beers. -Yes. 175 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:11,760 With a shot of vodka on the side? On me. 176 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,680 Yeah, that sounds bloody good, actually. 177 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,080 There you are. 178 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:34,920 Yep. 179 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,160 I don't want to be rude, but I think you owe me a beer. 180 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,440 Oh yeah, shit. 181 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:45,800 Sorry. 182 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:49,320 -There you go! -How's it going? 183 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:52,120 -Good. How are you? -Good. 184 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:58,720 -Was it good? -No. Damn. 185 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,280 Thanks for the beer. 186 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,280 Where the hell's my beer? 187 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:15,000 Damn, sorry, I can't go back to the bar now. 188 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:21,200 -You look crazy when you do that. -What did he say? 189 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,760 -That he wants to marry me. -Wow! Say yes. 190 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,160 -He's still looking. -Stop staring at him! 191 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:31,680 He's coming. 192 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,320 What are you two doing now? 193 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:38,920 We don't have any plans, but we're open to suggestions. 194 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,200 -I probably have to go home. -Why? 195 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:45,880 -I have a meeting. Tomorrow. -Fuck, you're a liar. 196 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,680 Just get her something to drink and she'll be good. 197 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,480 Some friends are having a party at the studio. 198 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:53,560 We could go there? 199 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:03,560 Okay. 200 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,600 What are you doing? 201 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:13,640 Surprise! 202 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,120 What the hell? 203 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:20,280 Now everything's ruined. 204 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,080 What's ruined? 205 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,480 -Weren't you going to buy a dress? -Yeah. 206 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,680 But I bought something else instead. 207 00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:57,640 Darling, you're bleeding. 208 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:00,680 Oh! 209 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:09,800 I'm leaving. 210 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,440 -What the hell? Are you kidding me? -I'm going now. No. 211 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:15,600 Did she leave? 212 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:17,760 She left. 213 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,360 Do you like cognac? 214 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,200 -I love cognac. -I've got cognac at home. 215 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:36,960 -I'll just buy some cigarettes. -Okay. 216 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,360 Hi! You've reached Alicia. I can't answer right now, 217 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,400 but leave a message... 218 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,480 Subtitles: Lily Ray www.plint.com 13971

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