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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,711 --> 00:00:05,711 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:41,543 Shh. Wait, wait, wait. Sorry. 3 00:00:41,576 --> 00:00:43,645 I don't speak any Spanish, 4 00:00:43,678 --> 00:00:46,380 so I have no idea what you're saying to me right now. 5 00:00:46,413 --> 00:00:48,616 Oh. Um, sorry. 6 00:00:48,650 --> 00:00:51,619 It says here you have good conversational Spanish, 7 00:00:51,653 --> 00:00:54,121 and you studied for four years in high school. 8 00:00:54,154 --> 00:00:55,657 Oh. No, no. No, sorry. 9 00:00:55,690 --> 00:00:57,357 That's Adam. 10 00:00:58,458 --> 00:00:59,894 And you are not Adam? 11 00:00:59,928 --> 00:01:02,262 No, no, no. I'm Will. 12 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:05,232 So, Adam is my husband. 13 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:07,367 I bought him the Spanish immersion lessons. 14 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:08,570 Oh. OK. 15 00:01:09,671 --> 00:01:10,672 Um... 16 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:14,809 I'm sorry, what... what's happening? 17 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:16,476 Want that coffee! 18 00:01:16,511 --> 00:01:17,812 - Where are you? - OK, OK. 19 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:20,480 Shh. He's coming. Shh, shh. 20 00:01:20,515 --> 00:01:22,449 Sorry, you're just gonna have to go with me on this. 21 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:23,818 It's a surprise. 22 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:25,887 Oh, you better make me one... 23 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,387 - Sorry, what are you... - I want it. 24 00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:31,759 ♪ I want that coffee... ♪ 25 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,730 ♪ Gonna drink it up... ♪ 26 00:01:44,739 --> 00:01:45,573 Um... 27 00:01:49,176 --> 00:01:51,746 I'm... I'm sorry, wha... who... who are you? 28 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:54,281 What are you doing in my house? 29 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:57,652 Oh. Um, hi. I... uh... 30 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:59,854 Surprise! 31 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:02,389 Mmm. 32 00:02:03,858 --> 00:02:06,761 OK, come on. 33 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:08,495 Come on. Now that's... that's funny. 34 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:10,765 No, not... not funny. No. 35 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,834 That's funny! It's hilarious. 36 00:02:12,867 --> 00:02:15,837 I'm 45 years old. That's a h... this is a heart attack. 37 00:02:15,870 --> 00:02:17,505 - Can we just... - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 38 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:18,840 Can we just stop the scare wars, please? 39 00:02:18,873 --> 00:02:20,975 You are such a drama queen. 40 00:02:21,009 --> 00:02:23,778 - I'm not mad. I won't... - No! 41 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,647 You are so dead. 42 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:29,216 Hey! Get off! Get off! You ain't gonna catch me. 43 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,658 - OK... - Bye-bye. Have fun. 44 00:02:36,691 --> 00:02:38,593 - OK. - Come on. 45 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:41,395 - Don't be a sore loser. - I'll just be here. 46 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:43,564 The love of your life. 47 00:02:43,598 --> 00:02:46,834 - I love you. - Uh... uh yeah, I love you too. 48 00:02:46,868 --> 00:02:49,671 But you're dead. You're so... 49 00:02:49,704 --> 00:02:51,706 - Have fun! - ...just... 50 00:02:56,044 --> 00:02:59,346 Hi. Um... 51 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:00,548 Sorry. 52 00:03:07,522 --> 00:03:09,423 Who are you again? 53 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:10,958 Um... 54 00:03:10,992 --> 00:03:12,492 I'm your Spanish teacher. 55 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:39,219 I'm just gonna get situated here. 56 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:42,056 So... 57 00:03:42,090 --> 00:03:45,358 Will has bought a Spanish lesson for me, yeah? 58 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:48,029 OK. And... 59 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:51,298 How does this whole thing work, 60 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:54,736 since we're, like, you know... this way? 61 00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:00,474 Oh. Um... 62 00:04:00,508 --> 00:04:02,510 I don't know if... if he told you, but I don't... 63 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:05,680 I'm not fluent in Spanish. I'm... I'm not very... 64 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:07,314 good, so... 65 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:09,083 Do we... do we have to? 66 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:14,088 OK. All right. So I have to speak Spanish 67 00:04:14,122 --> 00:04:15,523 - for one day... - Well... 68 00:04:17,058 --> 00:04:18,492 What? 69 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:19,594 Um... 70 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:22,329 he actually... 71 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:25,499 he actually bought the, uh, the... the hundred-lesson package, 72 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:30,705 so it... it's today, and then also, uh, 99 more weeks. 73 00:04:32,707 --> 00:04:37,410 Are you... Wow, that is... that's extreme. 74 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,781 - Will? - Yeah? 75 00:04:39,814 --> 00:04:42,850 Did you buy me a hundred Spanish lessons? 76 00:04:42,884 --> 00:04:45,318 - Yeah! - Why? 77 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:47,855 'Cause you wanted to learn Spanish, dummy. 78 00:04:51,893 --> 00:04:53,795 Can I just be honest with you for a second? 79 00:04:53,828 --> 00:04:57,131 - Sure. - I, I am like, um... 80 00:04:57,165 --> 00:04:58,933 I'm an extreme creature of habit, 81 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:00,835 and I have this morning routine 82 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:03,004 that I normally do at this exact moment, 83 00:05:03,037 --> 00:05:04,839 and... 84 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:08,341 it's kinda hard for me to adjust, and now... 85 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:11,946 it's not just one lesson, it's, like, an... a hundred lessons, 86 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:14,081 and I have to speak in Spanish the whole time, 87 00:05:14,115 --> 00:05:16,117 and I'm afraid that I'm gonna suck, 88 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:18,953 and I'm just feeling very... 89 00:05:25,827 --> 00:05:28,062 No, that's not "muy," it's a... it's a basic word. 90 00:05:29,931 --> 00:05:32,399 But still, I... I don't know what to... I can't... 91 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:35,870 I'm very overwhelmed. 92 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:39,040 Look, why don't, um... I would be... 93 00:05:39,073 --> 00:05:43,010 I would be happy to be a part of your morning routine 94 00:05:43,044 --> 00:05:46,681 for the next two years. 95 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:50,483 You mean like do... like do both? 96 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:52,153 At the same time? 97 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:54,555 Sure. 98 00:07:11,065 --> 00:07:14,068 How do you say "miss"? When you miss something? 99 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,696 The mansplainer? 100 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,786 No. 101 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,804 Why are you laughing at me? 102 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:20,908 Oh. Um... 103 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:23,811 because, uh, you are insisting that you feel pregnant. 104 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:26,213 What? 105 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,882 Embarazado, well, I mean, 106 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:32,019 embarazada means pregnant. Um... 107 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:34,855 - It does? - Yeah. 108 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,991 Well, if... you know, 109 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:39,594 - it's the masculine version of... pregnant. But... - Oh, my God. 110 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,932 I am so sorry. 111 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:48,570 God. This is the worst Spanish lesson in history. 112 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,506 You're so poor, and I'm pregnant. 113 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,807 No. No. 114 00:12:55,510 --> 00:12:57,811 Really? 115 00:12:59,313 --> 00:13:00,314 Like what? 116 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:57,338 Uh, affection. Um, care. Um... 117 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,242 It stuck. 118 00:14:05,547 --> 00:14:07,281 In... in Dirty Dancing, 119 00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,517 how everybody just calls Baby "Baby." 120 00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:10,918 Ah. 121 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:12,920 Cariño. 122 00:15:35,737 --> 00:15:37,471 If you'd... If you would like to reschedule, 123 00:15:37,505 --> 00:15:40,140 just, uh, let me know. 124 00:15:40,174 --> 00:15:42,443 I'm gonna hang out for a little bit longer, OK? 125 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,012 OK. 126 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,488 Oh. 127 00:16:18,580 --> 00:16:21,348 Did you understand what I said? Is everything OK? Did I talk too fast? 128 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:28,021 Um... OK. 129 00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:14,334 OK. Eh... 130 00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:47,869 I'm... I'm... 131 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,171 I'm so... I'm so sorry, Adam, I... 132 00:18:03,851 --> 00:18:07,522 - Yeah, it's OK, Adam. - I... 133 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:12,192 Is there anybody... There with you? Is there... 134 00:18:41,923 --> 00:18:45,727 I'm gonna go scare him, and so I ran downstairs, 135 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:46,761 I opened the door and... 136 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:00,775 And they... 137 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,245 told me that he, uh... 138 00:19:06,681 --> 00:19:09,584 I was his emergency contact in his phone, 139 00:19:09,617 --> 00:19:11,451 and that he'd been hit by a car 140 00:19:11,485 --> 00:19:14,221 and his head hit the ground and he died very quickly. 141 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:18,358 And he... they took me, um, to identify him. 142 00:19:21,696 --> 00:19:24,431 And he was... it was him, but he was very smashed, 143 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,700 and they gave me his phone. 144 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,904 Which was not... had like one little crack in it, 145 00:19:29,937 --> 00:19:31,706 which I thought was so... 146 00:19:35,877 --> 00:19:38,646 OK, All right, I'm gonna... 147 00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:02,235 Um... 148 00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:04,772 I gotta tell everybody. My God, he's got so many friends. 149 00:20:04,806 --> 00:20:07,608 OK. This is gonna... 150 00:20:07,642 --> 00:20:08,843 OK. 151 00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:11,311 Maybe I should send the e-mail from here. 152 00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:15,917 If I... should I send it from me or should I send it from Will? 153 00:20:15,950 --> 00:20:17,018 'Cause if they get it from Will, 154 00:20:17,051 --> 00:20:18,351 it's like they get an e-mail from... 155 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,387 Um, I think that you should... 156 00:20:21,656 --> 00:20:23,558 Jesus, what is... 157 00:20:23,591 --> 00:20:25,258 Oh, my God. 158 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:26,828 I don't know where any of this stuff is. 159 00:20:26,861 --> 00:20:28,796 I don't know what... I don't know how to... 160 00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:30,330 Like, he handles all the money stuff. 161 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:31,666 Do I have to do this? 162 00:20:31,699 --> 00:20:34,301 - No. It's OK. - He has his... 163 00:20:35,036 --> 00:20:36,938 A whole dance company with employees. 164 00:20:36,971 --> 00:20:38,973 Is there, like, a payroll that I have to... 165 00:20:39,006 --> 00:20:40,775 You don't have to worry about that right now. 166 00:20:40,808 --> 00:20:42,242 It's OK. 167 00:20:43,544 --> 00:20:45,780 His n... his nephew. 168 00:20:45,813 --> 00:20:47,815 Oh, shit. 169 00:20:47,849 --> 00:20:50,651 Oh, shit. It's his nephew's birthday. 170 00:20:50,685 --> 00:20:52,687 And he's supposed to send him... 171 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,822 he got this dog. 172 00:20:54,856 --> 00:20:56,691 He brought him this dog. 173 00:20:56,724 --> 00:20:58,526 I have to send this to his nephew, 174 00:20:58,559 --> 00:21:00,928 and I don't know... I don't even know where he lives. 175 00:21:00,962 --> 00:21:02,462 I don't know how to send... 176 00:21:02,496 --> 00:21:04,632 How do you send something this big? 177 00:21:04,665 --> 00:21:06,500 Oh, shit! 178 00:21:06,534 --> 00:21:08,002 Oh, shit, I can't do this. 179 00:21:08,035 --> 00:21:09,737 - Adam, it's OK. Adam. - I can't do this. 180 00:21:09,771 --> 00:21:11,304 I can't... I can't do any of this. 181 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:13,007 - Adam. Adam. - I can't... 182 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,408 - Adam, Adam, hey, hey. Hey! - I can't do this! 183 00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:20,681 Hey, it's OK, OK? It's OK, just... 184 00:21:20,715 --> 00:21:22,784 We'll get you help, OK? 185 00:21:22,817 --> 00:21:25,586 You don't have to worry about that right now, so just... just... 186 00:21:27,789 --> 00:21:29,389 Have you... have you gotten any sleep, or... 187 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:33,861 OK. 188 00:21:33,895 --> 00:21:35,663 OK, just, um... 189 00:21:37,098 --> 00:21:40,601 Just... just focus on one thing. Just focus on me, and... 190 00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:43,571 I am gonna... I'm gonna... 191 00:21:43,604 --> 00:21:45,506 I'm just gonna do what I was gonna do, 192 00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:47,942 and I'm gonna show you some things, OK? 193 00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:50,578 So just... just stay here. Just... 194 00:21:51,813 --> 00:21:53,948 All right, let's see what we can see. 195 00:21:57,652 --> 00:21:59,754 Um, I think it's bamboo. 196 00:22:03,157 --> 00:22:05,126 I'm not much of a nature person, 197 00:22:05,159 --> 00:22:09,130 but I wanted to show you this little stream over here. 198 00:22:09,163 --> 00:22:10,463 Around this... 199 00:22:13,768 --> 00:22:15,136 Eh... 200 00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:17,738 I can hear this little stream at night... 201 00:22:43,764 --> 00:22:45,398 I'm gonna zoom in a little bit. 202 00:22:47,235 --> 00:22:48,836 I don't think I see anything. 203 00:22:50,805 --> 00:22:52,940 No, I think he might've... 204 00:22:52,974 --> 00:22:54,742 think he might've left. 205 00:22:56,010 --> 00:22:57,912 Is there a bug in here? 206 00:22:59,580 --> 00:23:00,781 You still with me, Adam? 207 00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:25,640 Hello, Adam. Um... it's Cariño. 208 00:23:25,673 --> 00:23:27,975 I just... 209 00:23:28,009 --> 00:23:29,877 I don't know why I introduced myself like you can't see me, 210 00:23:29,911 --> 00:23:31,612 like it's a voicemail. 211 00:23:31,646 --> 00:23:35,950 Um, I just wanted to say hello, and, um... 212 00:23:35,983 --> 00:23:37,417 see how you were doing. 213 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,955 I was thinking about you this morning.... 214 00:23:42,089 --> 00:23:46,027 um, while I was in class with another student, and... 215 00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:48,562 I just want to make sure that you're OK. 216 00:23:50,231 --> 00:23:51,232 As OK as you can be. 217 00:23:54,735 --> 00:23:56,237 And I wanted to reiterate... 218 00:23:58,572 --> 00:23:59,740 I'm very, very sorry. 219 00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:04,946 I know that's not enough. I know that doesn't do anything. 220 00:24:07,315 --> 00:24:08,481 But I'm... 221 00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:10,751 I'm here if you need me. 222 00:24:12,286 --> 00:24:15,189 And if you... 223 00:24:18,025 --> 00:24:20,828 This has nothing to do with lessons, but if... 224 00:24:20,861 --> 00:24:23,097 I'm here if you want to continue them, 225 00:24:23,731 --> 00:24:25,666 or if you don't, or if you want to do them later. 226 00:24:27,969 --> 00:24:29,737 Just wanted to let you know I was thinking about you. 227 00:24:32,073 --> 00:24:33,507 Hope you're... 228 00:24:34,809 --> 00:24:35,876 Hope you're taking care. 229 00:26:08,936 --> 00:26:10,905 Hello, Adam. 230 00:26:10,938 --> 00:26:14,108 Thank you for getting back to me. I am... 231 00:26:16,043 --> 00:26:17,611 I'm glad to see you're still hanging in there. 232 00:26:21,348 --> 00:26:24,385 I wanted to offer you the only thing 233 00:26:25,286 --> 00:26:28,756 I can actually offer you, which is... 234 00:26:30,858 --> 00:26:33,694 In my experience, it... 235 00:26:33,727 --> 00:26:39,233 It helps to throw yourself into work and stay busy. 236 00:26:39,266 --> 00:26:43,971 So if you want some Spanish homework, I'm your girl. 237 00:26:47,308 --> 00:26:50,911 I can send you this little project 238 00:26:50,945 --> 00:26:52,746 that I do with a lot of my students. 239 00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:56,750 It's... it's kind of for kids, but it works on adults too. 240 00:26:56,784 --> 00:26:59,086 It's a... it's a little poem about the difference 241 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:02,423 between ser and estar. 242 00:27:02,456 --> 00:27:04,125 And people have fun with it. 243 00:27:07,027 --> 00:27:09,830 But again, it's only if... 244 00:27:11,031 --> 00:27:13,901 you're looking for something to keep you busy. 245 00:27:13,934 --> 00:27:15,136 Um... 246 00:27:19,874 --> 00:27:20,875 Take care. 247 00:27:23,110 --> 00:27:24,645 Let me know how you're doing. 248 00:28:02,216 --> 00:28:03,984 Yeah. So, um... 249 00:28:09,790 --> 00:28:15,296 Hey, Adam. I just want to apologize. I'm so... 250 00:28:15,963 --> 00:28:18,365 Stupid. I'm so sorry that I... 251 00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:21,168 sent you homework. Who does that? 252 00:28:23,003 --> 00:28:27,174 I'm sorry. Please disregard me. 253 00:28:27,942 --> 00:28:29,777 Forever, please. 254 00:28:30,444 --> 00:28:31,445 Ugh. 255 00:28:46,227 --> 00:28:47,861 Mm. 256 00:29:03,612 --> 00:29:06,380 Estar is where you are. 257 00:29:07,448 --> 00:29:10,184 In a house or in a car. 258 00:29:11,285 --> 00:29:14,556 Or if you are happy or if you're sad. 259 00:29:15,155 --> 00:29:18,492 Estar can even tell you if you're mad. 260 00:29:22,029 --> 00:29:24,865 Ser is who you are, 261 00:29:25,232 --> 00:29:28,102 from the USA or... or from afar. 262 00:29:28,135 --> 00:29:30,904 I think some of you from Costa Rica out there. 263 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:35,976 If you're skinny, fat, short, tall, 264 00:29:37,044 --> 00:29:39,380 ser describes you best of all. 265 00:29:41,516 --> 00:29:45,919 So if you want to be a star... 266 00:29:47,988 --> 00:29:50,257 which word would you use? 267 00:30:01,035 --> 00:30:04,104 Hey. Sorry you had to see that. 268 00:30:04,138 --> 00:30:06,974 I know that was absolutely ridiculous, but... 269 00:30:07,575 --> 00:30:11,011 I think that's the first time I can legitimately say 270 00:30:11,045 --> 00:30:13,180 that I had fun since, um... 271 00:30:15,583 --> 00:30:18,452 So... thanks. 272 00:30:18,485 --> 00:30:20,120 That was really... 273 00:30:20,154 --> 00:30:21,455 that was really stupid, but it was fun. 274 00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:22,890 OK. Bye. 275 00:30:46,313 --> 00:30:47,848 I'm glad you're feeling a little better. 276 00:30:50,384 --> 00:30:51,885 When you can. That's OK. 277 00:31:23,183 --> 00:31:26,521 I'm happy to see you not in your bed. 278 00:31:27,988 --> 00:31:33,160 I hope this video finds you in an even better state. 279 00:33:57,204 --> 00:33:58,205 OK? 280 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,782 Speaking of which... 281 00:35:48,415 --> 00:35:50,283 OK, yes. 282 00:36:35,697 --> 00:36:39,701 Like a bread bun. Little ball of bread. 283 00:36:49,043 --> 00:36:51,445 "Can you pass the bread?" 284 00:36:54,281 --> 00:36:57,217 "Can you pass the pussy?" 285 00:37:21,876 --> 00:37:22,977 I'll see you Monday. 286 00:39:02,109 --> 00:39:03,110 Um... 287 00:43:09,757 --> 00:43:10,925 Really? 288 00:43:11,192 --> 00:43:12,193 OK. 289 00:43:25,906 --> 00:43:27,641 Not gonna show you that one. 290 00:43:31,879 --> 00:43:32,880 Oh. 291 00:43:36,484 --> 00:43:38,219 I haven't seen this one in a while. 292 00:43:40,121 --> 00:43:41,789 This is the night... 293 00:45:21,222 --> 00:45:24,758 Um, I was... I moved to Miami when I was eight. 294 00:45:24,792 --> 00:45:26,894 And I... I lived there for a long time. 295 00:46:02,963 --> 00:46:04,465 Oh. 296 00:47:14,335 --> 00:47:15,336 Oh, hi. 297 00:47:16,303 --> 00:47:18,038 Oh. 298 00:47:18,072 --> 00:47:21,008 Cariño, what happened? Oh, shit. Are you OK? 299 00:47:23,977 --> 00:47:25,846 Wait, hello? Are you still there? 300 00:47:28,683 --> 00:47:32,119 Yeah, sorry. I'm here. Uh... Hm. Sorry. 301 00:47:32,152 --> 00:47:33,555 What happened? 302 00:47:33,588 --> 00:47:35,222 No, no, no, what, what, what happened to you? 303 00:47:35,255 --> 00:47:36,457 Are you OK? 304 00:47:36,490 --> 00:47:39,193 I... No, I'm... I am fine. 305 00:47:39,226 --> 00:47:41,261 Sorry, um... 306 00:47:41,295 --> 00:47:44,566 I... I fell off my, uh, bike. 307 00:47:50,170 --> 00:47:52,439 Um, did you... I mean, did you go to the hospital? 308 00:47:52,473 --> 00:47:53,641 Did you get checked out? 309 00:47:55,342 --> 00:47:56,544 Is there anything I can do for you? 310 00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:06,688 Yeah, I'll get you a new bike. 311 00:48:06,721 --> 00:48:08,723 I'll have it sent to you, so just give me your address. 312 00:48:08,757 --> 00:48:10,558 - I'll... I'll... - I was... I was joking. 313 00:48:11,559 --> 00:48:13,494 I was kidding. I was just joking. 314 00:48:15,028 --> 00:48:16,564 I mean, oh, OK. 315 00:48:17,331 --> 00:48:21,068 I don't need you to buy me a bicycle, Adam. 316 00:48:24,004 --> 00:48:25,507 I'm... I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. 317 00:48:39,353 --> 00:48:41,488 Are you... Are you still there? Are you... 318 00:48:49,496 --> 00:48:50,765 Do you mind if we reschedule? 319 00:48:54,501 --> 00:48:55,670 No, it's OK. It... it... 320 00:48:58,573 --> 00:48:59,574 Sure. 321 00:49:10,317 --> 00:49:12,520 OK, um, I hope you feel better. 322 00:49:54,394 --> 00:49:56,698 Yeah, I just wanted to say that. 323 00:49:56,731 --> 00:49:58,031 And, um... 324 00:49:59,834 --> 00:50:01,034 Hope you're having a good night. 325 00:50:01,068 --> 00:50:03,303 OK, uh, talk to you later. 326 00:50:56,858 --> 00:50:59,393 I would... I would appreciate the distraction, honestly. 327 00:50:59,426 --> 00:51:01,796 Um, so, uh... 328 00:51:02,362 --> 00:51:04,398 Yeah, um... 329 00:51:05,767 --> 00:51:07,100 That's all I want to say. OK. 330 00:51:18,211 --> 00:51:22,149 Uh, maybe I'll just do this one, uh, in English, 331 00:51:22,182 --> 00:51:24,719 make sure I get it right. Anyway, what I, um... 332 00:51:25,620 --> 00:51:29,389 What I wanted to say before but I was kind of afraid to say 333 00:51:29,423 --> 00:51:34,194 is, um, uh... 334 00:51:36,196 --> 00:51:38,265 My feeling is that your internet was fine. 335 00:51:38,298 --> 00:51:39,433 And, um... 336 00:51:42,937 --> 00:51:46,306 I think you just didn't want me to see your face. 337 00:51:46,340 --> 00:51:47,675 And, um... 338 00:51:50,344 --> 00:51:53,347 I'm not a genius, but I know that, uh, when... 339 00:51:56,951 --> 00:51:58,653 when you fall off of a bicycle, 340 00:51:58,686 --> 00:52:00,387 you usually really hurt your hands. 341 00:52:00,420 --> 00:52:02,255 And when you turned off your video, I saw your hands, 342 00:52:02,289 --> 00:52:04,458 and they were fine and they were not scraped up, 343 00:52:04,491 --> 00:52:06,326 and that is OK. 344 00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:07,695 Um... 345 00:52:10,397 --> 00:52:11,699 I don't know. I'm just... 346 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:15,168 I'm worried about you, I-I guess, 347 00:52:15,202 --> 00:52:16,871 and I want you to know that I'm here. 348 00:52:17,538 --> 00:52:19,239 Um... 349 00:52:19,272 --> 00:52:22,810 I'm safe, if you want to talk to somebody. 350 00:52:22,844 --> 00:52:23,811 Uh... 351 00:52:25,580 --> 00:52:26,948 That's what I wanted to say. 352 00:53:41,556 --> 00:53:42,724 Uh... 353 00:56:00,728 --> 00:56:01,829 Cariño... 354 00:57:46,100 --> 00:57:47,101 Uh... 355 00:58:08,990 --> 00:58:10,758 Oh, good. How are you? 356 00:58:11,692 --> 00:58:14,595 I'm good. Um... 357 00:58:15,262 --> 00:58:17,598 It's... it's 2:30 in the morning. 358 00:58:17,832 --> 00:58:19,000 Is it? Over there? 359 00:58:21,202 --> 00:58:23,004 Sorry. Are you sleeping? 360 00:58:23,037 --> 00:58:24,538 No, no. I was just reading. 361 00:58:24,572 --> 00:58:26,774 I'm just... I was up, so... 362 00:58:26,807 --> 00:58:30,044 I, um, I found out that it was your birthday, 363 00:58:30,077 --> 00:58:32,813 so I thought that it would be very rude of me 364 00:58:32,847 --> 00:58:34,849 if I didn't, uh, wish you a happy birthday, 365 00:58:34,882 --> 00:58:37,785 so I thought I would play you "Happy Birthday." 366 00:58:37,818 --> 00:58:39,720 Ready? One, two, three. Here we go. 367 00:58:39,754 --> 00:58:44,125 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 368 00:58:44,158 --> 00:58:47,862 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 369 00:58:47,895 --> 00:58:50,631 ♪ Happy birth... ♪ No. 370 00:58:50,664 --> 00:58:54,335 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Adam ♪ 371 00:58:54,368 --> 00:58:58,773 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 372 00:58:59,306 --> 00:59:00,741 Happy birthday! 373 00:59:00,775 --> 00:59:02,143 I'm sorry I'm late. 374 00:59:02,176 --> 00:59:03,244 That was... 375 00:59:03,277 --> 00:59:04,745 No, it's OK. 376 00:59:04,779 --> 00:59:07,014 That was very beautiful. Um... 377 00:59:07,048 --> 00:59:09,717 How did you know it was my birthday? 378 00:59:09,750 --> 00:59:11,619 I looked... I looked on your... 379 00:59:12,753 --> 00:59:14,588 I saw it in your file. 380 00:59:17,191 --> 00:59:19,293 In my file? 381 00:59:19,827 --> 00:59:21,962 That was a total lie. 382 00:59:22,263 --> 00:59:23,264 I, um... 383 00:59:27,435 --> 00:59:29,770 I stalked your social media. 384 00:59:31,005 --> 00:59:32,139 - A little bit. - You went on my... 385 00:59:34,942 --> 00:59:37,311 I... OK. 386 00:59:37,344 --> 00:59:38,746 Just a little bit. You don't... 387 00:59:38,779 --> 00:59:40,848 I mean, there was not a lot to see. 388 00:59:40,881 --> 00:59:42,183 You don't really post anything. 389 00:59:42,216 --> 00:59:46,287 But I-I wanted to see if you were, like, um... 390 00:59:47,288 --> 00:59:52,593 a real, like, good and a true person that existed. 391 00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:55,963 Because I only ever see a box 392 00:59:55,996 --> 00:59:58,365 and then, like, a fancy house in the background. 393 00:59:58,399 --> 01:00:02,670 So, like, I don't know if you're real. 394 01:00:03,037 --> 01:00:09,343 And it turns out that you are, and that you, uh, 395 01:00:09,376 --> 01:00:11,245 you like shitty memes. 396 01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:16,417 That was a few years ago when there were more popular, but... 397 01:00:16,450 --> 01:00:17,885 God. 398 01:00:18,452 --> 01:00:19,787 Oh my God. 399 01:00:21,322 --> 01:00:24,091 - Uh, you know what? - What? 400 01:00:24,125 --> 01:00:26,160 Can you bring that piano over here 401 01:00:26,193 --> 01:00:28,195 and then we can play... 402 01:00:28,229 --> 01:00:30,998 I can teach you how to play "Happy Birthday" in Spanish. 403 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:35,035 Um... OK. 404 01:00:35,069 --> 01:00:38,372 Is it OK if I just go to the piano? It's a little heavy. 405 01:00:38,772 --> 01:00:40,007 You're weak. 406 01:00:43,777 --> 01:00:44,912 OK. 407 01:00:44,945 --> 01:00:46,247 Look at all those fishes that you have. 408 01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:48,382 You have you have so many fishes. 409 01:00:48,415 --> 01:00:49,783 Yeah. 410 01:00:50,451 --> 01:00:53,354 Do-do they have names, or are they just fishes? 411 01:00:54,321 --> 01:00:58,025 Pickle, Bob, Harry, and Pickle Foot. 412 01:00:58,058 --> 01:01:00,261 - Pickle Foot? - Yeah. 413 01:01:00,294 --> 01:01:02,263 And then there's a skinny guy, 414 01:01:02,296 --> 01:01:06,100 this really, really skinny one with a long tail on him. 415 01:01:06,133 --> 01:01:09,837 We call him The Bride 'cause he's got this long train, 416 01:01:09,870 --> 01:01:12,773 like a... like a like a veil or a long-trimmed dress. 417 01:01:13,474 --> 01:01:16,511 OK, you ready? The chords are... 418 01:01:16,545 --> 01:01:19,180 - C. - OK. 419 01:01:19,213 --> 01:01:21,348 OK. 420 01:01:21,382 --> 01:01:23,117 And then G. 421 01:01:24,952 --> 01:01:26,787 Uh-huh. And then F. 422 01:01:28,923 --> 01:01:30,758 Very good. 423 01:01:30,791 --> 01:01:32,059 Hey, you know what? 424 01:01:32,459 --> 01:01:34,261 You're a really good music teacher. 425 01:01:34,295 --> 01:01:35,863 - Thank you! - I was gonna... 426 01:01:36,297 --> 01:01:37,998 I was going to take music lessons 427 01:01:38,032 --> 01:01:39,700 and get an-another teacher, but... 428 01:01:41,335 --> 01:01:42,836 How dare you. 429 01:01:45,206 --> 01:01:50,911 How dare you replace me... so quickly. 430 01:01:50,945 --> 01:01:54,081 I'm not replacing you. You're a Spanish teacher. 431 01:01:54,114 --> 01:01:55,517 This is a music teacher. 432 01:01:55,550 --> 01:01:58,485 But I could... I could also teach you music 433 01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:00,254 if you wanted to. 434 01:02:00,287 --> 01:02:03,123 I could... I... I could teach you a lot of things. 435 01:02:03,457 --> 01:02:06,794 I could teach you karate. 436 01:02:07,061 --> 01:02:09,263 Although, like, I don't know a lot about it, 437 01:02:09,296 --> 01:02:11,031 but, like, I do know how to kick someone. 438 01:02:11,465 --> 01:02:13,500 I could teach you some taxi stuff. 439 01:02:14,536 --> 01:02:18,072 - Taxi? - Yeah, I'm a really good... 440 01:02:18,105 --> 01:02:20,074 I mean, do you think that I'm a good... 441 01:02:20,107 --> 01:02:21,375 do you think that I'm a good Spanish teacher? 442 01:02:22,544 --> 01:02:24,278 Cariño, honestly, 443 01:02:24,311 --> 01:02:26,347 you're the best Spanish teacher I've ever had. 444 01:02:26,947 --> 01:02:29,551 Damn. That's great. Because guess what? 445 01:02:30,150 --> 01:02:31,285 What? 446 01:02:32,052 --> 01:02:35,856 I could also teach you the art of "deceivement" 447 01:02:36,190 --> 01:02:40,327 because I am not actually a Spanish teacher. 448 01:02:41,061 --> 01:02:42,396 What are you talking about? 449 01:02:43,464 --> 01:02:47,602 I have technically a certifica... 450 01:02:47,636 --> 01:02:50,505 a language certification, but it's in English. 451 01:02:50,538 --> 01:02:52,106 I'm an English teacher. 452 01:02:52,139 --> 01:02:54,908 And I learned, I have a degree for that 453 01:02:55,309 --> 01:02:57,144 that I got in the United States. 454 01:02:57,545 --> 01:02:59,446 And then I moved to Costa Rica, 455 01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:02,216 and I teach people English for free here. 456 01:03:02,550 --> 01:03:05,119 But then I teach dumb gringos Spanish, 457 01:03:05,152 --> 01:03:07,421 and I... and I charge them money, 458 01:03:07,855 --> 01:03:09,189 but I don't actually... 459 01:03:09,456 --> 01:03:11,225 I don't actually have a certification. 460 01:03:11,258 --> 01:03:14,194 I speak Spanish, obviously. 461 01:03:15,229 --> 01:03:17,831 You... you're a criminal. You're a criminal. 462 01:03:17,865 --> 01:03:20,501 No, it doesn't... on my website, 463 01:03:20,535 --> 01:03:22,102 it says "language certification." 464 01:03:22,136 --> 01:03:24,071 It doesn't specify which language. 465 01:03:24,104 --> 01:03:27,341 It's up to you to inquire, and no one ever does. 466 01:03:27,374 --> 01:03:30,944 - You're not certified? - Well, it's not like... 467 01:03:30,978 --> 01:03:34,048 I'm not teaching you bad on purpose. I'm trying. 468 01:03:34,081 --> 01:03:37,484 I'm not a bad person. I'm trying to teach you for real. 469 01:03:40,020 --> 01:03:42,423 OK, OK. 470 01:04:11,418 --> 01:04:12,920 Excuse me. I had to burp. 471 01:04:14,556 --> 01:04:16,524 - Cariño, my friend. - Yeah? 472 01:04:17,491 --> 01:04:21,028 That was so bad. We should do it again. 473 01:04:21,061 --> 01:04:22,930 You know why it was probably bad? 474 01:04:24,231 --> 01:04:26,300 Because, like, midway through, 475 01:04:26,333 --> 01:04:29,903 I realized that there was... there... 476 01:04:29,937 --> 01:04:32,507 um... that the song in Spanish 477 01:04:32,540 --> 01:04:35,175 is just translated from English, like the melody, 478 01:04:35,209 --> 01:04:38,412 and the song kind of, and then it just stops... 479 01:04:38,445 --> 01:04:41,915 it just gives up on wishing you a happy birthday midway through 480 01:04:41,949 --> 01:04:43,518 and just wishes you "birthday." 481 01:04:43,551 --> 01:04:46,286 Like I... in the middle of it, I was like, 482 01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:49,624 is this how this really goes? Because it just goes like 483 01:04:49,657 --> 01:04:52,326 "birthday to you," which seems like... 484 01:04:54,094 --> 01:04:55,262 fucked up! 485 01:04:56,230 --> 01:04:59,466 It's, uh... 486 01:04:59,500 --> 01:05:02,336 - I see your point. - Yeah, I mean, I guess... 487 01:05:03,738 --> 01:05:07,709 I guess some birthdays are just birthdays. You know? 488 01:05:08,543 --> 01:05:10,578 And they're not good, necessarily. 489 01:05:11,679 --> 01:05:12,680 Yes, my birthday... 490 01:05:12,714 --> 01:05:16,183 this birthday was... was not a happy birthday. 491 01:05:17,519 --> 01:05:20,387 - I'm sorry. - It's OK. 492 01:05:25,159 --> 01:05:28,696 Yeah, my, um, my mom died on her birthday, 493 01:05:29,329 --> 01:05:32,399 so that, that's a pretty shitty birthday, 494 01:05:33,668 --> 01:05:35,169 I think. 495 01:05:35,670 --> 01:05:40,340 Hmm, I'm sorry, I didn't know your mom passed away. 496 01:05:42,409 --> 01:05:43,410 That's OK. 497 01:05:45,012 --> 01:05:48,182 Ever... literally everyone dies, you know. 498 01:05:48,650 --> 01:05:51,719 Like... you know that. 499 01:05:53,020 --> 01:05:55,523 My grandma, my grandma also died. 500 01:05:56,490 --> 01:05:58,492 Babies die. 501 01:06:00,829 --> 01:06:03,330 Um, your husband died. 502 01:06:06,166 --> 01:06:07,267 That sucks. 503 01:06:12,707 --> 01:06:14,107 I, um... 504 01:06:20,782 --> 01:06:25,486 I think, I-I-I wished... I wished my husband died 505 01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:29,089 so many times after he divorced me. 506 01:06:29,122 --> 01:06:30,792 But I don't actually wish he was dead. 507 01:06:30,825 --> 01:06:33,193 I just don't... like, I don't care if he dies 508 01:06:33,227 --> 01:06:35,996 but I wish he had died. You know. 509 01:06:39,433 --> 01:06:42,670 Oh, is that? I'm so sorry. Was that so rude? 510 01:06:43,605 --> 01:06:46,406 No, I understand. It's OK. 511 01:06:50,745 --> 01:06:51,746 You're nice. 512 01:06:53,848 --> 01:06:55,650 I like... I like talking to you. 513 01:06:55,683 --> 01:06:58,318 You're always trying to get me to talk to you. 514 01:06:58,352 --> 01:06:59,554 And... 515 01:07:01,355 --> 01:07:05,593 it was a little suspect, at first. 516 01:07:06,528 --> 01:07:08,095 But then... 517 01:07:08,663 --> 01:07:10,798 I don't know, I guess you're just a nice person. 518 01:07:10,832 --> 01:07:12,567 Who knew those existed? 519 01:07:15,837 --> 01:07:17,304 Can I... 520 01:07:17,337 --> 01:07:19,807 can I tell you a secret? 521 01:07:19,841 --> 01:07:20,842 Yeah. 522 01:07:24,177 --> 01:07:28,348 It's really nice... to listen to you talk. 523 01:07:31,285 --> 01:07:32,720 Yeah? 524 01:07:32,754 --> 01:07:35,389 I like it. 525 01:07:35,422 --> 01:07:36,456 You do? 526 01:07:36,490 --> 01:07:38,358 Cariño! 527 01:07:45,365 --> 01:07:46,868 I gotta go. 528 01:07:47,535 --> 01:07:50,304 I'm sorry. 529 01:07:50,337 --> 01:07:51,773 Can you... Adam? 530 01:07:52,707 --> 01:07:54,576 - Adam. - Yes? 531 01:07:54,609 --> 01:07:56,176 - Adam! - Yes? 532 01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:59,313 Stop calling me so late. It's so unprofessional. 533 01:07:59,346 --> 01:08:01,649 Good night, Cariño. 534 01:08:01,683 --> 01:08:04,284 Bye! 535 01:08:59,707 --> 01:09:01,776 Hey, Adam. 536 01:09:01,809 --> 01:09:06,246 Um, I just wanted to apologize about last night. 537 01:09:06,279 --> 01:09:08,716 Um... I-I... 538 01:09:09,349 --> 01:09:13,220 I had some allergy meds, and I drank a beer... 539 01:09:13,253 --> 01:09:14,622 or two. 540 01:09:14,656 --> 01:09:16,423 And, uh, they didn't mix well, 541 01:09:16,456 --> 01:09:17,825 so sorry for calling you so late. 542 01:09:17,859 --> 01:09:20,460 Um, that being said, 543 01:09:20,494 --> 01:09:25,232 I... I have to postpone our classes for a little bit of time. 544 01:09:25,633 --> 01:09:28,970 I'll let you know as soon as I can get back to them. 545 01:09:32,272 --> 01:09:34,509 Hi, Adam. Um... 546 01:09:35,643 --> 01:09:37,645 Hi, Adam. Um... 547 01:09:37,679 --> 01:09:39,013 Sorry about last night. 548 01:09:39,047 --> 01:09:41,015 I didn't mean to call you so late. 549 01:09:41,049 --> 01:09:42,282 Um... 550 01:09:43,383 --> 01:09:46,854 I just wanted to, um... 551 01:09:46,888 --> 01:09:49,590 tell you that I'm not going to be able 552 01:09:49,624 --> 01:09:51,993 to make our class this Monday. 553 01:09:52,026 --> 01:09:53,427 Um... 554 01:09:54,629 --> 01:09:58,265 and I'll... I'm just dealing with some, like, uh, 555 01:09:58,298 --> 01:10:00,267 some... some personal stuff, 556 01:10:00,300 --> 01:10:04,271 and, um, I'll let you know when we can reschedule, OK? 557 01:10:12,379 --> 01:10:13,548 Fuck. 558 01:10:18,953 --> 01:10:20,287 Hey, Adam. 559 01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:21,388 Um... 560 01:10:24,291 --> 01:10:25,793 I was going to write you this in an email, 561 01:10:25,827 --> 01:10:26,961 but I thought... 562 01:10:28,730 --> 01:10:31,298 maybe that... would be... 563 01:10:31,632 --> 01:10:33,333 not so nice. 564 01:10:33,366 --> 01:10:37,337 Um, I'm sorry, but I-I have to cancel 565 01:10:37,370 --> 01:10:39,774 our classes for the time being. 566 01:10:41,943 --> 01:10:44,377 I shouldn't have called you so late last night... 567 01:10:45,378 --> 01:10:46,379 like that. 568 01:10:50,551 --> 01:10:51,552 And, um... 569 01:10:54,789 --> 01:10:57,658 I just have to deal with some personal stuff, so... 570 01:11:00,628 --> 01:11:02,063 I'm not even... 571 01:11:04,799 --> 01:11:06,968 I'm not even going to have a place to teach you from 572 01:11:07,001 --> 01:11:10,303 because I think I have to move soon, so, um... 573 01:11:16,811 --> 01:11:18,311 Why am I even telling you this? 574 01:11:18,579 --> 01:11:19,914 I don't owe you a fucking explanation. 575 01:11:37,632 --> 01:11:38,766 Adam? 576 01:11:41,002 --> 01:11:42,502 Are you OK? 577 01:11:54,414 --> 01:11:55,650 Look how well you taught me! 578 01:11:57,585 --> 01:11:58,753 Only had one lesson. 579 01:12:01,088 --> 01:12:02,723 Whoo! 580 01:12:02,990 --> 01:12:05,392 All right. That was my, uh... 581 01:12:46,834 --> 01:12:47,869 Are you OK? 582 01:12:47,902 --> 01:12:50,037 What... what's going on? 583 01:12:50,071 --> 01:12:53,074 It's not... um, it's not Monday. 584 01:12:55,843 --> 01:12:57,745 - I know. - Thought something was wrong. 585 01:12:58,579 --> 01:13:00,548 I'm sorry. I-I'm sorry. 586 01:13:00,581 --> 01:13:01,916 I just thought I was... 587 01:13:02,783 --> 01:13:07,655 I was making a joke 'cause you were so funny last night, 588 01:13:07,688 --> 01:13:08,756 and... 589 01:13:12,593 --> 01:13:14,962 - What is that face? - I was just... I was tired. 590 01:13:19,767 --> 01:13:20,768 OK. OK. 591 01:13:23,004 --> 01:13:26,173 Hey, look, I just want to say, I was not bothered by... 592 01:13:26,207 --> 01:13:30,044 you were very sweet and adorable. 593 01:13:30,077 --> 01:13:34,215 You were like this, like, free little spirit. 594 01:13:34,248 --> 01:13:35,750 It was, um... 595 01:13:38,653 --> 01:13:41,188 You shouldn't feel, like, weird about it. 596 01:13:41,222 --> 01:13:43,224 It was... 597 01:13:43,257 --> 01:13:45,559 It was, like, beautiful to see that side of you 598 01:13:45,593 --> 01:13:48,029 I hadn't seen, or had seen in little bits and pieces. 599 01:13:48,062 --> 01:13:49,429 So, OK, so... 600 01:13:50,798 --> 01:13:52,233 I'm sorry. I don't mean to... 601 01:13:58,139 --> 01:13:59,740 I'm worried about you. 602 01:14:00,942 --> 01:14:02,076 Why? 603 01:14:05,913 --> 01:14:07,014 Well... 604 01:14:09,083 --> 01:14:10,117 I mean... 605 01:14:11,085 --> 01:14:12,987 you told me a lot of things about your life, 606 01:14:13,020 --> 01:14:16,590 and you told me... about... 607 01:14:18,859 --> 01:14:21,629 how there's some, like, an ex-husband 608 01:14:21,662 --> 01:14:23,831 and you have these bruises on your face, 609 01:14:23,864 --> 01:14:26,801 and I don't know what your situation is, but... 610 01:14:32,239 --> 01:14:34,642 - What? - Uh-huh. OK. 611 01:14:38,012 --> 01:14:41,248 What... what's the... what's the narrative you've created? 612 01:14:43,818 --> 01:14:45,219 I don't have a narrative I've created 613 01:14:45,252 --> 01:14:46,687 because I don't... 614 01:14:46,854 --> 01:14:50,524 I'm an adorable little free spirit with a... 615 01:14:50,825 --> 01:14:53,961 with an abusive ex-husband. Is that it? 616 01:14:56,931 --> 01:14:59,567 I don't know because you won't share with me. 617 01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:01,335 I only have bits and pieces, but... 618 01:15:01,369 --> 01:15:05,306 Because you're not my friend, you're my student. 619 01:15:05,339 --> 01:15:07,174 I don't need to share anything with you 620 01:15:07,208 --> 01:15:09,777 except for some verbs in Spanish. 621 01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:17,051 If you want to be cruel, that's fine. 622 01:15:17,084 --> 01:15:20,287 But you're not gonna push me away because I see you, 623 01:15:20,321 --> 01:15:22,056 and I know exactly what you're doing 624 01:15:22,089 --> 01:15:24,325 'cause I used to do the same damn thing to Will, 625 01:15:24,959 --> 01:15:29,030 and I know what it is, and you're not fooling me, OK? 626 01:15:29,063 --> 01:15:31,832 I am your friend, and you are my friend, 627 01:15:31,866 --> 01:15:34,635 and if some motherfucker is beating on you, 628 01:15:34,668 --> 01:15:37,872 I am going to do what I can to make sure that you are OK, 629 01:15:37,905 --> 01:15:39,640 and if that means buying you a plane ticket 630 01:15:39,673 --> 01:15:42,009 to get out of there, if that means buying you a house 631 01:15:42,043 --> 01:15:43,911 that you need to live in so that you can be safe... 632 01:15:43,944 --> 01:15:46,047 - Oh, my God. - I am going to do that. 633 01:15:46,080 --> 01:15:48,716 - Oh, my God. Wow. - "Oh, my God" what? 634 01:15:48,749 --> 01:15:50,718 Why? Why the sarcasm? What? 635 01:15:50,751 --> 01:15:52,720 You've watched... you've watched a lot of movies. 636 01:15:52,753 --> 01:15:55,623 This is some real white savior shit you got going on. 637 01:15:55,656 --> 01:15:57,658 Stop it with the fucking white shit! 638 01:15:57,691 --> 01:15:59,794 Stop it. I don't... it's not my problem that I have money. 639 01:15:59,827 --> 01:16:00,928 I don't feel... 640 01:16:02,263 --> 01:16:04,832 I'm trying to help you, OK, because you're my friend 641 01:16:04,865 --> 01:16:06,100 and I care for you. 642 01:16:06,300 --> 01:16:09,070 And you can put up this wall all you want, OK? 643 01:16:09,103 --> 01:16:11,105 But it's not going to work. 644 01:16:11,939 --> 01:16:14,375 If you are in trouble, I am going to help you 645 01:16:14,408 --> 01:16:17,144 because I love you, and I can't help that. OK? 646 01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:20,281 Now you... 647 01:16:22,116 --> 01:16:23,150 You love me. 648 01:16:23,184 --> 01:16:24,351 You know what I mean. I'm trying... 649 01:16:24,385 --> 01:16:27,121 That's so cute. You love me? 650 01:16:27,988 --> 01:16:30,858 You don't know the first thing about me, Adam. 651 01:16:30,891 --> 01:16:32,293 You don't know anything about me. 652 01:16:32,326 --> 01:16:33,694 You've just... 653 01:16:34,829 --> 01:16:37,865 You just made me up in your head to be this wonderful, 654 01:16:37,898 --> 01:16:40,334 beautiful, kind person. 655 01:16:42,470 --> 01:16:45,372 And I understand. Maybe... maybe you need that in your life 656 01:16:45,406 --> 01:16:48,876 because you... you lost someone like that, but you can't... 657 01:16:49,343 --> 01:16:51,879 I'm not a replacement for Will. 658 01:16:51,912 --> 01:16:54,081 I'm not trying to make you a replacement. 659 01:16:54,115 --> 01:16:56,617 I'm not a sweet, generous guy. 660 01:16:57,351 --> 01:16:59,120 These bruises... 661 01:17:01,489 --> 01:17:03,657 I don't have an abusive ex-husband. 662 01:17:03,691 --> 01:17:05,292 I haven't talked to my ex-husband in years. 663 01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:08,796 I got into a fight at a bar with some stupid girl. 664 01:17:11,031 --> 01:17:13,267 That's me. Is that what you want to know? 665 01:17:13,767 --> 01:17:15,769 Does that surprise you? Do you still love me? 666 01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:20,441 Fuck you. 667 01:17:21,942 --> 01:17:23,177 You don't know me. 668 01:17:26,313 --> 01:17:28,048 Stop assuming shit about me. 669 01:17:33,954 --> 01:17:35,055 Cariño... 670 01:17:41,128 --> 01:17:42,663 what is wrong with you? 671 01:17:46,467 --> 01:17:47,735 What is it? 672 01:17:51,205 --> 01:17:52,773 I promise, you can tell me. 673 01:18:21,368 --> 01:18:22,870 I found a lump... 674 01:18:26,340 --> 01:18:27,875 and it's getting bigger. 675 01:18:37,184 --> 01:18:38,185 OK. 676 01:18:39,954 --> 01:18:41,055 Have you had it checked out? 677 01:18:47,161 --> 01:18:48,162 No. 678 01:18:51,865 --> 01:18:53,000 Can I ask why not? 679 01:19:00,474 --> 01:19:02,176 Because what's the point, Adam? 680 01:19:02,977 --> 01:19:04,311 I know what's gonna happen. 681 01:19:04,979 --> 01:19:06,313 I've seen it happen. 682 01:19:12,886 --> 01:19:13,887 Your mom? 683 01:19:15,322 --> 01:19:16,824 Yes. 684 01:19:19,893 --> 01:19:20,961 And your grandmother? 685 01:19:31,905 --> 01:19:34,375 OK. I'm sorry. 686 01:19:36,910 --> 01:19:39,113 See, you don't need this. You don't need this. 687 01:19:39,146 --> 01:19:40,582 I... 688 01:19:40,615 --> 01:19:42,383 No, no, look. I... 689 01:19:46,655 --> 01:19:48,322 I'm happy that I was... 690 01:19:49,658 --> 01:19:52,359 there for you when Will died. 691 01:19:54,395 --> 01:19:56,964 But I wasn't... it wasn't what I signed up for. 692 01:19:58,198 --> 01:20:00,234 And I don't need a friend. 693 01:20:00,267 --> 01:20:03,571 And I don't need any more death in my life and... 694 01:20:04,371 --> 01:20:07,374 - neither do you, so... - OK, OK. 695 01:20:07,908 --> 01:20:10,077 Well, I'm just gonna say one thing. 696 01:20:17,051 --> 01:20:18,252 I'm here. 697 01:20:32,701 --> 01:20:34,501 I don't, um... 698 01:20:40,642 --> 01:20:42,309 I can't. 699 01:20:46,648 --> 01:20:48,015 I understand. 700 01:20:49,149 --> 01:20:51,118 I'll send you your money back, OK? 701 01:20:51,151 --> 01:20:52,353 OK. 702 01:20:55,389 --> 01:20:57,224 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, I hope you... 703 01:20:57,257 --> 01:20:58,660 No, I'm sorry. 704 01:21:15,309 --> 01:21:16,544 Adam, you don't need me. 705 01:21:20,147 --> 01:21:22,383 If you want to go, go ahead and sign off. 706 01:21:24,552 --> 01:21:26,554 I know how I feel. 707 01:21:26,588 --> 01:21:28,088 I'm not gonna tell you how you feel. 708 01:21:35,262 --> 01:21:36,463 Go ahead. 709 01:21:39,166 --> 01:21:40,668 Oh, shit. 710 01:21:58,152 --> 01:22:01,255 Hey, um, so I have been thinking a lot 711 01:22:01,288 --> 01:22:05,125 about our conversation, and, um... 712 01:22:05,159 --> 01:22:07,629 Look, I'm not gonna send you any more messages, OK? 713 01:22:07,662 --> 01:22:09,129 I respect your privacy. 714 01:22:09,163 --> 01:22:11,231 Um... but I do want to say 715 01:22:11,265 --> 01:22:12,966 what I didn't get the chance to say, 716 01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:17,572 'cause, look, it was emotional, and I was pushy, 717 01:22:17,605 --> 01:22:19,574 and I didn't handle it well, and I'm sorry about that. 718 01:22:19,607 --> 01:22:20,941 But, um... 719 01:22:23,578 --> 01:22:25,446 The thing is... 720 01:22:27,181 --> 01:22:29,349 I would like you to come to Oakland. 721 01:22:30,217 --> 01:22:31,786 I would like you to stay with me. 722 01:22:31,820 --> 01:22:35,389 And, if you want to get your health in order, 723 01:22:35,422 --> 01:22:38,225 I would like to help you with that 724 01:22:38,258 --> 01:22:40,127 if you are willing to let me. 725 01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:42,597 And if that's not something you want to pursue, 726 01:22:43,497 --> 01:22:45,365 getting better, um... 727 01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:49,069 I would still like to help take care of you. 728 01:22:49,102 --> 01:22:53,140 Um... I sent you some money for a plane ticket, 729 01:22:53,173 --> 01:22:54,642 and that is not because I pity you, 730 01:22:54,676 --> 01:22:56,276 or because I'm trying to save you, 731 01:22:56,310 --> 01:23:00,748 or because I'm trying to assuage my white, 732 01:23:01,516 --> 01:23:03,150 you know, wealth guilt, 733 01:23:03,183 --> 01:23:05,152 which I, you know, have a lot of. 734 01:23:05,185 --> 01:23:06,521 Um... 735 01:23:07,522 --> 01:23:09,389 It's because I'm your friend, 736 01:23:09,423 --> 01:23:14,629 and because I now understand the value of a human life. 737 01:23:14,662 --> 01:23:15,996 Um... 738 01:23:18,432 --> 01:23:22,469 And look, selfishly, yes, 739 01:23:22,503 --> 01:23:25,305 I would like to spend time with you. 740 01:23:25,339 --> 01:23:27,509 I enjoy that, you know, um... 741 01:23:28,275 --> 01:23:31,078 I probably have become a little codependent, 742 01:23:31,111 --> 01:23:32,680 you know, I'm sure there was some... 743 01:23:33,848 --> 01:23:36,751 some Will-replacement stuff going on in there, 744 01:23:36,784 --> 01:23:38,653 but like, I don't know what's right or wrong 745 01:23:38,686 --> 01:23:41,255 at this stage of my life. 746 01:23:41,288 --> 01:23:43,156 If two people really need each other 747 01:23:43,190 --> 01:23:45,092 and lean on each other, is that such a horrible thing? 748 01:23:46,193 --> 01:23:47,829 You know? And I know you're not perfect. 749 01:23:47,862 --> 01:23:50,598 I... I understand that. People drink too much. 750 01:23:50,632 --> 01:23:52,099 They get in bar fights, you know. 751 01:23:52,132 --> 01:23:54,067 I always talk about how great Will is, 752 01:23:54,101 --> 01:23:56,069 but, like, he was an asshole 753 01:23:56,103 --> 01:23:57,371 to customer service representatives. 754 01:23:57,404 --> 01:23:58,706 You know, he was an art snob. 755 01:23:58,740 --> 01:24:02,142 He... He once broke up with a boyfriend 756 01:24:02,175 --> 01:24:03,811 'cause the guy said Andrew Lloyd Webber 757 01:24:03,845 --> 01:24:06,113 was a genius. 758 01:24:09,249 --> 01:24:10,183 I don't know, I just... 759 01:24:12,352 --> 01:24:15,623 I had a dream the other night, and it was... 760 01:24:17,357 --> 01:24:20,060 the first dream I've had since Will died 761 01:24:20,728 --> 01:24:22,462 that he wasn't in. Um... 762 01:24:24,464 --> 01:24:26,701 But you were there, and... 763 01:24:27,569 --> 01:24:30,905 we were just hanging out in my backyard, 764 01:24:30,939 --> 01:24:36,209 and it was strange to, like, be together in person and, um... 765 01:24:38,412 --> 01:24:40,113 But it was great. 766 01:24:41,348 --> 01:24:43,585 And I really want you to come, and... 767 01:24:45,252 --> 01:24:48,288 And, if you don't want to, uh, and this is the end 768 01:24:48,322 --> 01:24:50,090 of our friendship, I understand. 769 01:24:50,357 --> 01:24:51,626 Um... 770 01:24:52,392 --> 01:24:53,928 I just want to say thank you for everything 771 01:24:53,962 --> 01:24:56,229 you have done for me, and for showing me 772 01:24:56,263 --> 01:25:02,937 that people can connect across time zones and languages 773 01:25:02,971 --> 01:25:07,207 and, um, in particular, for showing me that... 774 01:25:09,677 --> 01:25:13,648 I'm gonna be able to care very deeply 775 01:25:13,681 --> 01:25:16,918 for someone else after Will, and I'm gonna be OK. 776 01:25:17,552 --> 01:25:19,286 And for that I will, um... 777 01:25:21,455 --> 01:25:23,625 I will always be grateful to you. 778 01:25:44,444 --> 01:25:46,279 Um... 779 01:25:48,382 --> 01:25:51,151 Yeah, I don't feel like speaking Spanish. Um... 780 01:25:52,887 --> 01:25:54,889 I know I said I wasn't gonna send you 781 01:25:55,790 --> 01:25:58,960 any more messages, um, but... 782 01:26:01,294 --> 01:26:05,365 I don't... I don't know. 783 01:26:07,035 --> 01:26:10,470 I'm just used to it. You know, I'm used to us. 784 01:26:11,371 --> 01:26:13,908 And I don't really know what to do. 785 01:26:14,776 --> 01:26:17,745 Um, so... 786 01:26:20,380 --> 01:26:22,717 Here's a message, you know, I'm... 787 01:26:25,385 --> 01:26:26,721 I miss you. I'm... 788 01:26:28,990 --> 01:26:30,658 I'm sorry if I offended you. 789 01:26:30,692 --> 01:26:33,861 I didn't mean to, and I understand... 790 01:26:35,697 --> 01:26:37,364 if you don't... 791 01:26:43,037 --> 01:26:44,972 I shouldn't even s... I don't even... 792 01:26:45,006 --> 01:26:46,874 I don't even know what to... I don't know what to say. 793 01:26:50,878 --> 01:26:54,682 I thought we were real friends. I really felt that, 794 01:26:54,716 --> 01:26:56,818 and I thought that we were connected 795 01:26:56,851 --> 01:26:59,286 in, like, the spirit, and in... 796 01:26:59,921 --> 01:27:02,422 in the heart and I... 797 01:27:03,991 --> 01:27:06,426 Maybe it wasn't the same for you, and... 798 01:27:07,394 --> 01:27:08,996 I don't know what I'm saying. It doesn't matter. 799 01:27:09,030 --> 01:27:10,732 I'm not gonna bother you anymore. I won't... 800 01:27:23,711 --> 01:27:25,479 Hi. 801 01:27:29,483 --> 01:27:30,918 I'm here. 802 01:27:59,614 --> 01:28:00,982 I look short? 803 01:28:01,015 --> 01:28:03,017 Kind of. 804 01:28:03,050 --> 01:28:04,952 I don't know, I just thought you were... 805 01:28:04,986 --> 01:28:06,386 Oh, man! 806 01:28:14,461 --> 01:28:15,596 Thank you. 807 01:28:16,998 --> 01:28:18,431 It is a big house. 808 01:28:25,740 --> 01:28:27,675 I'll teach you. 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