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[Thinking] So here I am,
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caught between
chase and Lorenzo.
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Now, all I have to do
is get them on board
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to date me at the same time.
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But I'm not gonna worry about it
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because I'm in
charge. I think. No, I am.
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[Laughter]
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Phyllis: Get up!
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It's flu shot day
at the drug store,
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and I want to be first in line
so we don't get the old stuff.
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[Laughter]
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[Thinking] No one's in charge
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- while their mother's alive.
- [Laughter]
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[Introductory theme song]
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♪ through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ you finding you,
I'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the
joy inside of me ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin' ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪
[Ironic laughter]
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[Introductory musical note]
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I'm really glad you called me.
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Hold on to that feeling
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until after you hear
what I have to say.
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I thought long and
hard about the two of us.
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Well, me, too. You
know, I didn't think
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I'd ever be sitting
on this couch again.
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- [Laughter]
- Here's the thing:
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- I'd like to date you both.
- You what?
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- Huh?
- [Laughter]
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I realize it may not be
the ideal situation, but...
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Hey, you have to
listen to your heart.
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I'm sorry to ask you to do this,
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but I don't really
see another way.
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I can't say that
competing for you
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is something I'm
looking forward to.
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Don't look at it so
much as a competition.
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- I'm not afraid to compete.
- I know I'm asking a lot.
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But hey, if it's the only way
to keep you in my life, Mona,
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I'll do it.
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- Are you sure?
- Absolutely!
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I intend to be the
last man standing.
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So, Saturday?
Pick me up at 7:00?
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How about I pick
you up right now?
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[Cheerful humming]
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- Can pastry boy do that?
- [Laughter]
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So, Friday, see you at 8:00?
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I will leave my place at 7:59.
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[Laughter]
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[Door opens]
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- Hello, hello!
- Hey, mom!
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Whoo, you're stretching.
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Do we have a shopping
spree I forgot about?
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[Laughter]
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Good idea to limber up.
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Those steps at
saks can be brutal.
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[Laughter]
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[Laughter]
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No!
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No, mother!
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I'm going out with Vince.
This guy I met at the gym.
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He's a lawyer, loves sports
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and he has less than
ten percent body fat.
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I swear, if he had
long, silky hair,
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- I'd think we were twins.
- [Laughter]
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[Knock on door]
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Coming!
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Hello, Dee. You ready
for our spinning class?
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[Cheerful humming]
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Well, I've pre-padded
my bike shorts.
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[Laughter]
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Uh, hello, I'm big Dee,
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and before you ask,
no, I'm not her sister.
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[Laughter]
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It's a pleasure to
meet you. I'm Vince.
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- Whoops.
- [Laughter]
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Clumsy me. Vince,
would you be a dear?
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Sure.
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- Nice...
- [Laughter]
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Shorts. You wear them well.
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Yeah. Dee Dee picked them
out. She has such good taste.
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And not just in shorts.
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[Cheerful humming]
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- Oh, my!
- [Laughter]
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[Introductory musical note]
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Hey, how was your date with
the hot new computer tech?
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Word in the break room is
yolanda is from a little place
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- called freak-a-delphia.
- [Laughter]
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Really? She told me
she was from Cleveland.
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[Laughter]
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I thought you were trying
to hook up with a better
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- class of woman.
- I was!
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But since that class doesn't
seem to be in session,
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a man's gotta do
what a man's gotta do.
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And this man's
really got to do it.
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- If you know what I mean.
- [Laughter]
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I get it. What is
this, high school?
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Yolanda and I are doing
things I never did in high school.
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Or in college.
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- Or ever.
- [Laughter]
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- I'm so grateful!
- [Laughter]
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[Introductory musical note]
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Mm, I'll tell you what,
that chase is a keeper.
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He has done a
good job spoiling me.
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- May I?
- [Knock on door]
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- Hey!
- Hey, Mona.
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I was downtown
and I got this for you.
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Oh...
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- You didn't have to do that.
- But I wanted to.
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Anyway, I'll see you later.
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Bye.
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I tell you what, that
Lorenzo is a keeper.
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[Laughter]
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I thought chase was the keeper.
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Well, he was,
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but Lorenzo gave
you a gift I can borrow.
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And that's a gift
that keeps on giving.
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[Laughter]
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- Let me just check myself out.
- [Giggles]
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[Introductory musical note]
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- Vince?
- Dee Dee?
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- How did you know I work here?
- Vince!
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Here's that Derek jeter
ball I promised you, buddy.
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- Wow, thanks!
- Sure!
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You know Brett?
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- You know Vince?
- You know each other?
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- [Laughter]
- We both work here.
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Let me rephrase that: I
work. She just tries to keep up.
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[Laughter]
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This is the fantastic girl
I was telling you about.
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Well, I wouldn't say fantastic.
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- Yeah. Neither would I.
- [Laughter]
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Well, I'm off to court.
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Dee Dee, I'll see
you later at the gym.
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- Ok.
- [Elevator bell rings]
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Brett: Yeah, sure.
I'll see you around.
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So, how do you know Vince?
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And what is not
fantastic about me?
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[Laughter]
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Vince and I go way
back. He's a great guy,
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and you are not
going to date him.
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[Laughter]
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You did not just tell
me who I can date.
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I'll try again.
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I know this guy, ok, and
when it comes to women,
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he has certain... standards.
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Well, this woman can
exceed anybody's standards.
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Unless he likes them tall,
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but that's why god
made stilettos for.
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[Laughter]
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You know what,
Thorne? Go for it. Really.
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I mean, I think it's about time
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you found someone
to obsess about.
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- Other than me.
- [Laughter]
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I cannot remember the last
time I went to an amusement park.
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You know, I love
seeing you laugh.
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Even if it was at me
trying to win you this thing.
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[Mona giggles]
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And you'd still be trying
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if you hadn't
distracted the attendant,
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jumped over the
counter and put the hoop
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- over the bottle.
- [Laughter]
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You know, looking back,
it would've been easier
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- just to slip the guy a twenty.
- [Laughs]
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But I am willing to do anything
to get you what you want.
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This is a side of you
I've never seen before.
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And I like it.
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Well, here's something
else you might like.
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- Oh...
- [Cheerful humming]
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Oh, this is way better
than a giant panda.
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[Laughter]
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This is such a nice date.
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You remember the first
time I set your apartment up
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- like this?
- Oh, I'd worked for 18 hours,
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- i didn't have time to eat.
- So I brought dinner to you.
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And then I made
you hide in the closet
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- when ma stopped by.
- [Laughter]
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Yeah, that was a
long three hours.
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[Laughter]
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You know, I was foolish
to walk away from you.
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So this is my way... Of
saying, let's start over.
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I think you found a
new spot. [Giggles]
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[Introductory musical note]
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- [Knock on door]
- Hey, Brett!
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Vince, I thought you were
having lunch with Thorne.
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Yes, I did. She's
right behind me.
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- Well, she was right behind me.
- [Laughter]
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Oh, there you are!
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Yeah. Sorry. I didn't
realize when you said
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you wanted to take
me back to my office,
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it meant sprinting
up 23 flights of stairs.
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[Laughter]
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You know, I have to say, Vince,
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I am so glad that you
finally met a woman
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who can live up
to your standards.
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- Yes, he has.
- Hey, that's...
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[laughter]
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And I'm so glad that
you are happy for us.
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Oh, well, you
know there's nothing
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I'm more concerned about
than your happiness, Thorne.
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Just like I know there's
nothing you love more
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than a brisk half marathon.
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[Laughter]
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Vince: Oh, great!
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'Cause I'm actually
running one Saturday.
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- Is that this weekend?
- [Laughter]
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Yes, Dee Dee,
you should join me.
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It's for a good cause.
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We're raising
money for the naacp
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- ooh. That's good.
- [Laughter]
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- Consider it a date.
- I'll try.
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[Laughter]
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And then afterwards you
can meet me at little bar,
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and you can tell me
all about the race.
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Mile by mile. [Laughs]
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[Laughter]
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By mile.
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[Laughter]
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[Introductory musical note]
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So, here's the first
problem with your computer.
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It seems like the hard drive
wasn't properly... turned on.
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- [Laughter]
- Oh, yeah?
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Yeah. When the hard
drive isn't properly turned on,
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the whole system
crashes prematurely.
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- We don't want that.
- [Laughter]
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No, we don't. We
have to be gentle with it.
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Click the mouse ever so...
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- Delicately.
- [Gasps]
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Oh, I'll be gentle... At first.
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- [Laughter]
- But then, my floppy drive's
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gonna get all up
in your desktop.
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[Laughter]
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I'm sorry, but I just can't do
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the hot computer
talk like you can.
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[Laughter]
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- Then forget the computer talk.
- Ok.
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'Cause I was thinking, we
had a great time last night,
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but if you wanted to
make it even hotter,
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maybe you'd like my
friend bunny to join us.
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- What do you think?
- [Gasps]
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Easter ain't as ready
for bunny as I am.
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[Laughter]
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Good lord, people. This
is a place of business.
249
00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:16,141
I can hear you in the bullpen.
250
00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:17,854
But just barely, so could
you please speak up?
251
00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:19,708
[Laughter]
252
00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:21,713
[Introductory musical note]
253
00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:24,535
It's just that dating
Vince is exhausting.
254
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:28,244
He's so fit, and has
such amazing stamina...
255
00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:31,243
Father in the room!
Father in the room.
256
00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:33,416
[Laughter]
257
00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:35,772
Little me, I have seen Vince,
258
00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,332
and even though
it's challenging,
259
00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:39,249
it would be a shame
to let such a young,
260
00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:41,034
virile, hot...
261
00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:46,988
- Husband in the room!
- [Laughter]
262
00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,081
[Door opens]
263
00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:51,039
Well, I've come to a conclusion
264
00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:53,698
after being licked and kissed
by both chase and Lorenzo.
265
00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:57,053
- Father still in the room!
- [Laughter]
266
00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:58,314
Am I invisible?
267
00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:00,791
Can anybody hear me?
268
00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:02,747
[Laughter]
269
00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,136
Seriously, can anybody hear me?
270
00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:05,668
[Laughter]
271
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,102
You are dating two men,
272
00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:08,708
and my baby can't
keep up with one?
273
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,668
Well, you need a
blue pill and a red one.
274
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:13,107
[Laughter]
275
00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:15,284
So, Mona, what did you decide?
276
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:19,200
Well, chase is thoughtful
and easy to talk to
277
00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:20,977
and makes me feel safe, and...
278
00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:22,861
I can really see
a future with him.
279
00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:26,163
But Lorenzo is funny
and spontaneous
280
00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,930
and makes me appreciate
life in the moment,
281
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,861
and I could really
see a future with him.
282
00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:33,613
- What have you decided, woman?
- [Laughter]
283
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,523
What I've decided is:
284
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,387
This is an impossible decision.
285
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,479
- [Laughter]
- Both chase and Lorenzo
286
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:41,878
have touched a
different part of me.
287
00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:44,232
- Father leaving the building!
- [Laughter]
288
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:49,714
[Scoffs]
289
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,446
[Musical note]
290
00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:55,148
[Introductory musical note]
291
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:57,717
[Knock on door]
292
00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,684
Mona: Chase!
293
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,682
This is a pleasant surprise.
294
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,554
I didn't know you
were stopping by.
295
00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:06,415
- With Lorenzo!
- [Laughter]
296
00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:08,598
Still a surprise, but
not quite as pleasant.
297
00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:10,644
- More awkward really.
- [Laughter]
298
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,360
We ran into each
other at the flower mart.
299
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:14,433
We both tried to grab
the last dozen roses.
300
00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:16,816
Neither of us would let go
and so all that was left was...
301
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:19,390
- This.
- [Laughter]
302
00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:22,127
Thank you, they're... Not
gonna need much water.
303
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:24,309
[Laughter]
304
00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:26,395
Look, Mona, we realized
what we were doing with you
305
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,794
is what we did with those roses.
306
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,138
We both want to be with you,
307
00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:31,747
but neither of us
wants to let go.
308
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:34,278
You may not have
decided, but we have.
309
00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:37,232
We're not gonna
co-date you anymore.
310
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:39,061
It's time you made up your mind.
311
00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:40,149
Game over.
312
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:49,331
Mona? Let him down easy.
313
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,900
- Brother's already unemployed.
- [Laughter]
314
00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:56,042
So, Mona,
315
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:57,653
which delicious
chunk of chocolate
316
00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,153
are you going with? Are
you leaning towards say,
317
00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:01,039
- Lorenzo?
- Why, should I be?
318
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:03,038
Oh, he is great. And
he seems like someone
319
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,780
who might whisper
sweet nothings in bed.
320
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,311
Tell me, what does he whisper?
321
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:09,085
- Adam...
- Really? I'm flattered!
322
00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:10,699
[Laughter]
323
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,380
All right, I've got quite
the office pool going.
324
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,840
And if you give me a hint,
325
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,033
I'll split my winnings
with you 80/20.
326
00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,135
- Out!
- 70/30.
327
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,450
- Now!
- Fine! 60/40.
328
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:20,015
Ok, how about
40/60. 30/70, 20/80?
329
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,283
[Laughter]
330
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,847
Hey.
331
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:25,854
I just wanted to say I
know you're gonna pick me,
332
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:27,675
but let chase down easy.
333
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:30,593
- Tall brothers fall hard.
- [Laughter]
334
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,399
Drop out now, and I'll
give you half my winnings.
335
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:33,680
[Laughter]
336
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,469
[Introductory musical note]
337
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,730
Brett, my man.
338
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,001
Go ahead. Ask me why I'm here.
339
00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:47,215
- To have a threesome.
- [Laughter]
340
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:52,792
Spencer, I know I may
seem outgoing and friendly,
341
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,175
but you got the wrong guy, man.
342
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:55,618
[Laughter]
343
00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:58,234
Not with you. With
this girl I'm dating.
344
00:13:58,315 --> 00:13:59,835
I can't tell you
what a relief that is.
345
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:00,932
[Laughter]
346
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,364
It's like my entire life
347
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,060
has been leading up
to this one moment.
348
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,497
Yeah. Smell my breath.
349
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,024
[Laughter]
350
00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:10,552
And we're back to uncomfortable.
351
00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:11,982
[Laughter]
352
00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,588
Sorry, man. I
gargled with listerine
353
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:14,978
before I came in here.
354
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:16,441
I wanted to be sure
a brother's breath
355
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:19,824
- was smelling... sexy fresh.
- [Laughter]
356
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,742
Well, let's just assume
that a brother's breath
357
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:24,597
- is smelling "sexy fresh."
- [Laughter]
358
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:28,352
I'm gonna go save
two chairs for my ladies.
359
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:31,222
- That's right. Two.
- [Laughter]
360
00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,877
Hey, there's my
little runner girl.
361
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:40,583
How you feeling?
362
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:43,362
Great. Awesome.
Couldn't be better.
363
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:44,797
[Laughter]
364
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,194
And you and Vince are...
365
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:49,016
Great. Awesome.
Couldn't be better.
366
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:51,365
- [Laughter]
- Thank you.
367
00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:53,105
I hope you don't mind, uhm...
368
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:54,996
I thought you may be
hungry after running 13 miles,
369
00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,684
so I pre ordered a little food.
370
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:59,455
We got some nachos,
wings, and, uh...
371
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:01,770
Look at this fried
mozzarella square.
372
00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:04,947
- Mmm...
- [Laughter]
373
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:06,304
Would you like some?
374
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:10,613
- Mmm, fried cheese...
- Ooh, yeah! Whoo!
375
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:11,692
Dig in.
376
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:15,224
[Laughter]
377
00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:17,565
Dee Dee, what are you doing?
378
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:22,793
Did you just snatch my food?
379
00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:25,188
[Laughter and cheering]
380
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:26,712
Your body is a temple.
381
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,555
And you're treating
it like it's a crack den!
382
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,844
How about how
you are treating me?
383
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,371
You have so many control issues,
384
00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:36,455
and so much disrespect for me,
385
00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:39,164
that you've never even asked
me what my interests are.
386
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:41,592
Well, I can see that
fried food is on your list.
387
00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:42,989
[Laughter]
388
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:45,772
Yes. Yes, it is!
389
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,897
This is for every morsel of food
390
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,560
you denied me.
391
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:52,174
This is for every hill
you made me climb.
392
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:55,555
And this is for every
squat you made me thrust.
393
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,170
[Laughter]
394
00:15:57,260 --> 00:16:00,260
And yes, Vince, I pick
this hot wing over you!
395
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:02,570
- [Laughter]
- Excuse me.
396
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,673
I've never been dumped
for a hot wing before.
397
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:16,055
- [Laughter]
- What exactly is a hot wing?
398
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:18,329
[Laughter]
399
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:20,412
You just dodged a
bullet there, buddy.
400
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:22,461
She's a size 16
waiting to happen.
401
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:23,546
[Laughter]
402
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,423
- Hey, you.
- Hey.
403
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,209
Whoo, sexy fresh.
404
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:34,466
[Spencer giggles]
405
00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:37,213
Ready to have your world rocked?
406
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,650
- Like you wouldn't believe.
- [Laughter]
407
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:43,130
Here's bunny now.
408
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,349
[Laughter]
409
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,139
That's bunny?
410
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:48,833
I thought she'd be
small and cuddly.
411
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,570
- That's a big-ass bunny.
- [Laughter]
412
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:54,966
I take it back. I ain't ready.
413
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,537
Oh, yes, you are.
414
00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:00,372
[Laughter]
415
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,457
[Introductory musical note]
416
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,514
Dad, the whole thing
417
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,553
with chase and
Lorenzo is such a mess.
418
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,210
I understand your dilemma.
419
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,174
And...
420
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:18,042
I'm just so moved
that you came to me.
421
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:19,344
[Laughter]
422
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,304
Well, you are my father.
423
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:23,869
This is what I'm supposed to do
424
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,195
when it's a big deal, isn't it?
425
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,442
I'm gonna tell you something
my grandmother told me.
426
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:32,136
Sometimes when making
the really big decisions,
427
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:34,355
you have to silence the voices.
428
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:38,322
I never knew Nana
was deep like that.
429
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:41,015
- She wasn't. She was crazy.
- [Laughter]
430
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,133
She actually told me
to silence the voices
431
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,240
- in her head.
- [Laughter]
432
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:48,496
I thought I'd
leave that part out.
433
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,369
Great! The insanity gene.
434
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:51,920
Something else for
me to look forward to.
435
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,640
[Laughter]
436
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:54,994
Dad...
437
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,124
Chase and Lorenzo
are both great guys.
438
00:17:58,207 --> 00:17:59,507
I'm just...
439
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,250
I'm afraid to make
the wrong decision.
440
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,874
Look, baby...
441
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,453
I know everyone is
giving you their opinion.
442
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:07,866
[Sighs]
443
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,996
But there's only one
opinion that counts.
444
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:14,139
- Yours.
- [Sighs]
445
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:17,103
So stop asking
everyone else what to do
446
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,163
and look deep inside
yourself for who you really want
447
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:21,185
to be with.
448
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:22,454
I bet you'll find the answer.
449
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,500
Thanks, daddy.
450
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,894
I still can't believe
you came to me.
451
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,240
- [Mona giggles]
- [Laughter]
452
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,675
[Thinking] It's funny
how sometimes
453
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,208
you seek everyone
else's opinion,
454
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:40,682
when you really knew
455
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,641
what the right
decision was all along.
456
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,470
Wish me luck.
457
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,518
[Soft song]
458
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:55,004
Hey, it's me.
459
00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:58,920
I'm good, and I'm sorry
we had to go through all this,
460
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:01,227
but I finally know
where my heart is.
461
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,799
You're the one that
I want to be with.
462
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:13,892
Mmm, is that shrimp
creole with rice?
463
00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:15,498
Yes, it is. Would you like some?
464
00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:17,629
Or are you still full
from all the crow
465
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:20,511
- that you ate last night?
- [Laughter]
466
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:21,994
Fine, Brett.
467
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:24,213
You want to hear me
admit that you were right?
468
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:26,123
Let me think about that.
469
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,988
- Uh, yeah.
- [Laughter]
470
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,688
Well, I should've
listened to you
471
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,078
in the first place.
472
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,481
- Your friend is a lunatic.
- [Brett giggles]
473
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:37,574
But I am touched that
you tried to protect me.
474
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,314
Protect you?
475
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,025
Clearly you're still
delusional from all that running
476
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:42,459
up and down the
hills of San Francisco.
477
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:44,225
[Laughter]
478
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,923
Be honest. You wanted
me to be with the right guy
479
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:48,401
because you care.
480
00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:52,498
What is this, Dr. Frigging Phil?
481
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,062
[Laughter]
482
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:55,749
Why are you women
always trying to get up
483
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:58,413
in our heads, huh? [Giggles]
Sorry. No chicks allowed.
484
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:00,761
[Laughter]
485
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:04,251
Ok. But, uh... Now
I know what I know.
486
00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:09,338
And you know that I
know that you know it.
487
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:10,725
[Laughter]
488
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,556
- Lord, she's hot for me.
- [Laughter]
489
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,790
She'll figure it out
soon. [Clears throat]
490
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,396
[Introductory theme song]
491
00:20:27,446 --> 00:20:31,996
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