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Oh, Spencer, there you are.
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I have a message for you.
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[Grunts] Wait.
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Since when do you take messages?
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Well Adam tries to
look efficient on the day
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the hot sandwich guy with
the tight shorts comes in.
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- [Laughter]
- That is so not why.
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Oh my god, is he
here? Can he see me?
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- Make me look important.
- [Laughter]
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Can I have my message?
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Huh? Oh, right.
Naomi Dawson called.
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Why is she still calling?
The project we're doing
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with the record
companies is already set.
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Adam, didn't I tell you
to keep quiet about her?
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And didn't I tell you
that would cost you?
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- [Paper crushes]
- [Laughter]
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Now that I'm saving
money for a house,
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I can only keep my
mouth shut for a price.
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Which is why I will
tell you that Dave
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has an online gambling problem.
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[Laughter]
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Can we get back to why
Naomi is calling Spencer?
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Oh! So they hung
out on Valentine's day.
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- Why shouldn't she call him?
- Spencer!
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You told me the only action
you were getting on Valentine's
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was snuggling up to
your gay cat, smokey.
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[Laughter]
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Why did you lie to me?
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[Sighs] I didn't tell you
because I really like her.
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And I know you don't.
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You know what? Just...
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Leave me out of it
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I bet that 5 bucks is looking
like a real bargain right now.
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[Introductory theme song]
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♪ through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ you finding you
I'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the
joy inside of me ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin' ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪
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Ooh. [Ironic laughter]
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[Introductory musical note]
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- Dee-Dee!
- Hey, Gus.
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Check out the backhand
I perfected this week end.
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- [Smash]
- [Laughter]
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Ok, that's another $150
lesson down the drain.
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[Laughter]
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So, I have a really
difficult assignment
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I think you'd be perfect for.
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You need me to negotiate a deal,
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land a college prospect,
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fly to Paris for the
tour De France.
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- I need you to dump a client.
- [Laughter]
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Do they live in Paris?
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- If they did, I'd do it myself.
- [Laughter]
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No, the client is melba Barnes.
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Good tennis
player, has potential.
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But as one of our
lowest-turning clients,
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she has to go.
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What about endorsement deals?
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Let's just say her
family loves her.
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But the camera doesn't.
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- [Laughter]
- Adds 15 lbs.
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[Chuckles]
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- And a mustache.
- [Laughter]
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Got it. Melba has to go.
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But, um. Just out
of curiosity, why me?
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You're a girl, she's a girl.
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Just seemed right.
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Besides, you're not a real agent
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'til you've made somebody cry.
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[Chuckles]
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- Let me know how that goes.
- [Laughter]
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[Introductory musical note]
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[Lauging]
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You know, it feels so good
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to just go out and relax.
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What I really need is to spend
a whole day getting a massage.
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[Chuckles] You
know, I've been told
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I'm very good with my hands.
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Well, I've never
actually been told that.
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- But I'm pretty sure it's true.
- [Laughter]
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Spencer, thanks for taking
me to that incredible restaurant.
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And how'd you find
my favorite wine?
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[Chuckles] Let's just say
a crate fell off the ship,
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and into my boys' El camino...
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[Laughter]
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Which doubles as a wine cellar.
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[Laughter]
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I think I know him.
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Does he also sell
imported cheeses
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- out of his glove compartment?
- [Laughter]
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Yeah! I try to stay away
from the perishables.
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[Both laugh]
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You know?
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You're nothing like people say.
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Well I can totally be
myself around you.
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[Coughs] I know I
have a reputation
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for being cut-throat
in the music business,
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- because I am.
- [Laughter]
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But away from work people
see a very different side of me.
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Well, I like this side.
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In fact...
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- I like all sides of you.
- You know, I need to get home!
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[Laughter]
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All that pasta made me sleepy.
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[Laughter]
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You had the chicken.
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[Stammers] I had
pasta for lunch!
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- Thanks again, Spencer!
- [Laughter]
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- [Whispers] Good night!
- [Laughter]
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-[Exhales sharply]
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[Introductory musical note]
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[Knock on door]
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You're the only agent
wearing a bra around here.
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- You must be Dee-Dee.
- [Laughter]
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And you must be melba.
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I wasn't expecting
you to be so...
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- Sporty.
- [Laughter]
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- [Whimpers] Or so strong!
- [Laughter]
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I'm so excited to finally
meet a female agent
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instead of all these
man-pigs around here.
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Specially the one with
the lousy backhand.
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[Laughter]
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How about the
one with the hanky?
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He's the one that
really gets to me.
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[Goofy laugh]
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[Laughter]
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Wow.
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That's quite a deep
laugh you've got there.
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Anyway,
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I called you here because
gmg is making some changes.
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Well, they sure are.
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And pairing with a female agent
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of your caliber tells me that.
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- My caliber!
- Melba: Hell, yeah!
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I googled yo' ass.
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[Laughter]
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Melba: Signed Dwight
Mitchell, you're an agent
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who's also a lawyer.
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With my career in your hands,
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the two of us are gonna
rock the sports world!
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I'm so excited! You're
representing me now!
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[Laughter]
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Well, actually the reason I
wanted to meet you was...
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- I'm excited too!
- [Laughter]
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- [Whimpers in pain]
- [Laughter]
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[Introductory musical note]
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[Door unlocks]
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Ladies, I have a
big announcement.
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Wait til you hear
this. It's incredible.
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Quiet down, dear,
this is my moment.
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[Laughter]
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My acting career has
taken a glorious u-turn.
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Dee-Dee lafontaine
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has been invited
to the final call back
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for the sensational
new cinematic thriller,
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"junior high horror in 3-d."
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[Laughter]
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That's great, mom.
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A little more excitement, here.
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Your mother could
have a job. A paying job!
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Money could be coming in
instead of always going out.
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[Laughter]
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Isn't that incredible?
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"Junior high horror in 3-d"?
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Dad, I wouldn't retire just yet.
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True, it is on the lower
budget end of the film spectrum.
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Apparently I have to
supply my own fake blood.
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[Laughter]
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But it's a role of a lifetime.
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It's a sadistic gym teacher.
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- Is there any other kind?
- [Laughter]
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Anyway, my character
pushes her athletes
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past the limits of endurance
and pays the ultimate price.
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- Her life! People, keep up!
- [Laughter]
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Plus, she's gonna get paid!
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- Isn't that incredible?
- [Laughter]
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Well, I'm glad someone's
career is going well.
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My boss told me
to cut melba Barnes
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from the gmg roster.
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But I couldn't
bring myself to do it.
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That's fantastic news! [Gasps]
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- Huh?
- [Laughter]
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I swear she hasn't
been drinking today.
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I smelled her coffee
on the way over.
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[Laughter]
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Yo, Dee, I'm sorry
about your situation.
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[Gasps] But spending
time with melba will help me
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research my role by
getting inside the mind
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of a female jock.
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Well, I'm glad my
failure could help.
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Any other ways I
might screw up at work
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that might be beneficial to you?
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- [Laughter]
- None I can think of right now.
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[Laughter]
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- Gimme some time.
- [Laughter]
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Ooh.
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Hey! I may need that article!
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Sexy tricks to keep
your younger man
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guessingin' the
bedroom? You sure?
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[Laughter]
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Keep it. Keep the whole
thing. Burn it when you're done.
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[Knocking on door]
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Hey, man. Phyllis! I'm
glad you're here too.
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Listen. Last night,
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I tried all my fire
romantic moves on Naomi
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and nothing worked. Not
even licking my lips seductively,
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- like so.
- Ew!
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Baby, that's not sure
fire. That's backfire.
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[Laughter]
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I can't believe you're
still wasting time
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talking about Naomi Dawson.
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Well, I think she's amazing.
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And I can tell
she's into me too.
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I just don't know
how to win her over.
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Well, I say dump the lip-lickin'
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and make a big romantic gesture
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that lets this girl know
exactly how you feel.
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And don't be
afraid to go all out.
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Oh! Like buying all the roses
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- in the bucket at 7-11.
- [Laughter
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yeah. And get her a slurpee
and some panty hose too.
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- Girls love that!
- [Laughter]
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[Introductory musical note]
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Yeah, I know that melba
is rough around the edges,
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but she'd be great endorsing
one of your products.
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What about tires?
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She can remove lug
nuts with her bare hands.
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- [Laughter]
- Hello?
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Greetings, Dee-Dee. I was
just dropping off my headshot
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at the modeling
agency downstairs.
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P.s. You should totally
fire your receptionist.
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- Why? So you can hire me!
- [Laughter]
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I love this place!
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Uh. Gus, this is Adam benet,
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he works at delicious
records with my sister.
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And I am so not loyal.
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So if you ever need
a new receptionist,
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- let me know.
- [Laughter]
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- Uh-huh.
- [Laughter]
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So, Dee-Dee, how'd
it go with melba?
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I landed her a huge
endorsement deal,
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so there was no
reason to let her go.
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[Chuckles] You got her
an endorsement deal?
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Who on earth would want
her as their spokesperson?
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I don't even care.
253
00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:15,774
[Laughter]
254
00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:17,769
As long as the check clears.
255
00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:20,121
- Let me know when it comes in.
- Will do.
256
00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:22,521
Oh, sorry. I forgot
I don't work here.
257
00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:25,255
- [Laughter]
- Yet. Call me.
258
00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:27,917
[Laughter]
259
00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:30,312
- Uh-huh.
- [Laughter]
260
00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,438
Wow, Dee-Dee.
261
00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:36,749
You lied to your boss. Ten
bucks and I won't tell him.
262
00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:38,187
How do you know I lied?
263
00:09:38,273 --> 00:09:39,843
Lying is how I make my living.
264
00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:41,637
Right now, Mona thinks
I'm in the men's room.
265
00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:42,838
[Laughter]
266
00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,930
[Soft song]
267
00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:46,669
Sexy from the right.
268
00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:51,370
- [Sighs] Sexy from the left.
- [Laughter]
269
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,072
Dab on a little Cologne.
270
00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:57,383
Cinnamon room spray?
271
00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:59,466
- [Laughter]
- Damn!
272
00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:04,603
Hi!
273
00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:06,821
When you said you
arranged a spa day for me,
274
00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:09,300
I didn't realize you meant
a spa day for me and you.
275
00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:10,481
[Laughter]
276
00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:11,826
Yeah, you like it?
277
00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:13,785
You certainly took
me by surprise.
278
00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,656
- Did you order cinnamon rolls?
- [Laughter]
279
00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:19,787
I think it's just the candles.
280
00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:20,970
How about some champagne?
281
00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:25,059
Spencer, you didn't
have to do this.
282
00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:27,576
Well, you said you
needed a massage.
283
00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,800
And I've really been enjoying
spending time together.
284
00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:32,371
Just want you to know how much.
285
00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,586
[Whispers] I'm sorry.
286
00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:38,289
I just can't handle
this right now.
287
00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:41,286
[Soft piano music]
288
00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:43,729
[Door closes]
289
00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:50,743
[Introductory musical note]
290
00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:54,133
[Introductory musical note]
291
00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:56,738
Mona! Spencer is on his way in.
292
00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:59,310
Whatever you do, do not mention
his date with Naomi last night.
293
00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:01,137
It did not go well.
294
00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:04,315
- For $10 I'll tell you why.
- [Laughter]
295
00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:05,972
I don't wanna know anything.
296
00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:08,016
I'm not the type of friend
that say I told you so.
297
00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:11,601
Hey, Spencer. Heard your
date with Naomi didn't go so well.
298
00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:14,627
- Can't say I'm surprised.
- [Laughter]
299
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,357
I thought you weren't
that type of friend.
300
00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:17,914
You know, I didn't think I
was, but it turns out I am.
301
00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:19,288
[Laughter]
302
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:21,644
[Sighs] I don't understand
what happened.
303
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,864
[Sighs] Naomi and
I were totally vibin'.
304
00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:26,384
Then she just ran out when
we started getting close.
305
00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,728
Why are you trying to
make sense of this woman?
306
00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,558
She's playing you.
307
00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,016
This is the best thing that
could've ever happened.
308
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:33,649
She's gone. Be happy.
309
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:35,556
- I'm happy.
- [Laughter]
310
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:38,649
I'm going for a walk.
311
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:44,753
I find it interesting that
how you feel about a rival
312
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:47,144
overrules supporting a friend.
313
00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:49,358
That's pretty shallow
and heartless.
314
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:52,797
- I've never felt closer to you.
- [Laughter]
315
00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:55,756
[Introductory musical note]
316
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:58,195
Melba, you're already
looking fabulous
317
00:11:58,282 --> 00:12:00,332
thanks to the facial
regiment I gave you to use
318
00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:01,715
for the last few days.
319
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:04,418
Olay regenerous
thermal skin polisher.
320
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:05,936
I say oléto olay.
321
00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,899
[Laughter]
322
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:10,598
I'm gonna go home
tonight and try it on my abs.
323
00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,316
Hell, considering the
magic it worked her,
324
00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:14,860
- I wanna use it all over.
- [Laughter]
325
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:16,871
This could be one of
the most important moves
326
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:19,783
of your career, not
to mention mine.
327
00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:22,089
The company that makes
these fake fingernails
328
00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:24,866
is very interested in giving
you an endorsement deal.
329
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,624
I have to say you look radiant.
330
00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,464
This is better than when
I waxed my friend Pablo.
331
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,088
Until he resembled
a slimmer-hipped j-lo.
332
00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:34,712
[Laughter]
333
00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:37,277
So dear, I'm sure you're aware
that I'm a well-known actor.
334
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:38,755
I've never heard of you.
335
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,605
Were you were big when
my parents were young?
336
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,199
[Laughter]
337
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:44,463
Arms like a man and
a delightful humor.
338
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,286
[Sighs] Anywhoo.
I have an audition
339
00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:47,394
and I thought you might
give me some tips about
340
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:48,988
portraying a lady jock.
341
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,052
I'm sure melba doesn't
wanna spend all of her time off
342
00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:52,424
talking about sports.
343
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,600
So, what's the word
on the French open?
344
00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:55,986
Who should I put my money on?
345
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,489
I know you can't
really tell me, so...
346
00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:59,465
Blink once for Venus,
twice for Serena.
347
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:01,261
- [Laughter]
- That's shameless.
348
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:03,165
Now, when I'm
using the gym whistle,
349
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:05,090
do I blow first then
yell? Or yell, then blow?
350
00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:06,605
[Laughter]
351
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:08,498
Do you mind if I sell
this chain here on eBay?
352
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:09,570
- Hey!
- [Laughter]
353
00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:12,014
All of you! Back off!
354
00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:14,785
All right, melba. The moment
you've been waiting for.
355
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:20,759
Oh, my god! This is me?
356
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,543
- I look gorgeous!
- [Laughter]
357
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,327
I don't need to pat
myself on the back
358
00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:25,672
when I say it's a miracle.
359
00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:26,981
- I hate it!
- [Laughter]
360
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,287
You what?
361
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,942
When we started,
you said you were just
362
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,456
gonna do something with my hair.
363
00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:33,049
Hm... that just made
all the other problems
364
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,203
seem so much more obvious.
365
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,821
[Laughter]
366
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:38,822
I don't wanna wear
make-up because I sweat.
367
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:41,115
And I don't wanna curl
my hair because I sweat.
368
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:42,801
And I don't wanna wear
fake nails because...
369
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,432
Let me guess. You sweat.
370
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,830
No! Because how the hell am
I supposed to swing a racket
371
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,134
with plastic claws?
372
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:51,269
[Laughter]
373
00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:54,012
- Hey! I worked my a...
- [Spits]
374
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:55,794
I worked my ass
off to find a company
375
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,158
that would even let
you buy their product,
376
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:58,884
much less endorse it.
377
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:01,448
Well, if the advertisers Don'
wanna be with the real me,
378
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:03,756
then I don't wanna be with them.
379
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,503
Look, if you don't
wanna be with them,
380
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,763
then gmg doesn't
wanna be with you.
381
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,067
Melba, you're
officially off our roster.
382
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:12,978
- What?
- You're gone, girl.
383
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:15,719
[Laughter]
384
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:16,861
Fine by me.
385
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,513
I never was happy at gmg,
386
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,116
but I thought you
were different.
387
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:22,337
Guess I was fooled by the bra.
388
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:24,246
[Laughter]
389
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:25,341
[Door closes]
390
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:29,133
Where do you think you're
going with my olay products?
391
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:31,956
Home to transform
myself and call my agent.
392
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:34,525
With this quench lotion, I can
cross-over to hand modeling.
393
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,402
[Laughter]
394
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:38,144
And if that doesn't pan out,
395
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:39,895
well, soft hands are always
a plus in my neighborhood.
396
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,532
[Laughter]
397
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:45,360
[Introductory musical note]
398
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,539
[Soft guitar]
399
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,015
So now, I have to tell Gus
400
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,925
I don't have an
endorsement deal.
401
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,720
I'm telling you, melba never
looked so good in her life.
402
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,525
I waxed that ankle-less
girl's knuckle hair.
403
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,030
[Laughter]
404
00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:59,553
Well, I think it's great
you supported someone.
405
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,767
Unlike someone else I know.
406
00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:03,547
Why are you
directing that at me?
407
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,521
Because of the way you've
been treating Spencer.
408
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,910
[Scoffs] Yeah, Mona.
409
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,493
Why are you so
against him being happy.
410
00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:10,386
It's not like you're gonna
snuggle up with him.
411
00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:12,094
The poor boy's
just trying to find
412
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,652
somebody to spend time
413
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:15,128
other than his gay cat smokey.
414
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:17,308
[Laughter]
415
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:20,054
I know. I've been feeling
guilty about it for days.
416
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,616
[Scofs] But what
am I supposed to do?
417
00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:26,402
All right, you don't
have to be so pushy.
418
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:27,880
[Laughter]
419
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,100
That's her.
420
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:32,147
[Sighs]
421
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:38,016
Hey, Naomi.
422
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,111
Mona?
423
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,268
Good to know this
isn't gonna be awkward.
424
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:44,419
[Nervous laugh] Listen.
425
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:47,898
Naomi, I may not like
you, but Spencer does.
426
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,990
So because of that, I need
to be a more supportive friend.
427
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,000
Is there a point to
this conversation?
428
00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,392
Yeah, there is.
429
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,085
You walked out on
him the other night,
430
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,802
without telling him why,
you haven't returned his calls.
431
00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:59,066
He has no idea what's going on.
432
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:02,219
I think you owe
him an explanation.
433
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,549
It's not really your business.
You should stay out of it.
434
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:07,705
If things start
to get real ugly,
435
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,422
I say we hustle out to
the car and keep it running.
436
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:10,446
"Set it off" style.
437
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:12,104
[Laughter]
438
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:13,768
I can't believe you're
sitting here having a drink
439
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:14,818
like none of this matters.
440
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,453
And just so you know,
441
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,890
you're confirming everything
I thought about you.
442
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,628
Must feel good be right about
everything and everybody.
443
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:23,559
Not when my best friend's
had his heart broken.
444
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:25,384
At least that bothers one of us.
445
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:28,512
As usual, you don't know
what you're talking about.
446
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,286
I do know that
Spencer is a great guy
447
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,250
who's been nothing
but good to you.
448
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:34,709
And I couldn't live with myself
if I cut someone off like that.
449
00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:36,302
But... I guess you can.
450
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:42,697
- That went well.
- [Laughter]
451
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,704
[Introductory musical note]
452
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:48,753
So, Dee-Dee. I noticed
you didn't present
453
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,383
the melba endorsement
deal at the staff meeting.
454
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,190
Let me guess. It didn't happen.
455
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:53,452
[Scoffs] How did you know?
456
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,064
I know everything.
457
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:56,564
For instance, Fred's
assistant called in sick,
458
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:57,900
and she's really
in Santa Barbara.
459
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,630
I hope she's enjoying
her little vacation,
460
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:03,015
- 'cause it's permanent.
- [Laughter]
461
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:06,459
Gus, I swear, I was this
close to getting melba a deal.
462
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,237
You should've
seen the make over.
463
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,331
And she was having none of it.
464
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,250
Damn! You really
do know everything.
465
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,545
Melba is unique.
466
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,991
And by unique I mean
467
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,988
I'm not entirely
sure she's not a man.
468
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,910
[Laughter]
469
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,755
Well, you don't have to
worry about her anymore.
470
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,559
I cut her loose.
471
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:25,041
Good work. Look, Dee-Dee,
472
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:27,441
I admire your
initiative, your tenacity,
473
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,574
your desire to make gmg money.
474
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:33,357
Especially your desire to
make gmg money, 'cause...
475
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:36,193
That other stuff I
couldn't care less about.
476
00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:38,192
[Laughter]
477
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,804
[Introductory musical note]
478
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,575
Thanks for having me over.
479
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,820
I really wanted to explain
why I ran out the other night.
480
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:47,976
I bet I scared you off
with the big spa thing.
481
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,237
I knew I should've bought you
482
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:50,809
the whole bucket
of roses at the 7-11.
483
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:53,985
- [Laughter]
- Spencer, don't do that for me.
484
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,123
Don't do that for anyone.
485
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,954
[Laughter]
486
00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:59,993
Listen. [Exhales]
487
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,429
The reason I've
been so distant...
488
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,021
I didn't think this
would be so hard.
489
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,870
Hey, you can trust me.
490
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,180
I've only ever had
sex with one person.
491
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:11,353
Damn!
492
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:12,868
I mean...
493
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:15,181
It's so hard to believe,
'cause you're so...
494
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:17,838
- Damn!
- [Laughter]
495
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:20,102
That was when I was 19.
496
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:22,746
Don't let one bad
experience turn you off.
497
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,630
[Scoffs] When I was 19, I
didn't know what I was doing.
498
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:28,503
Or when I was 20, or 21.
499
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,715
Then there was
22, not a good year.
500
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,495
[Laughter]
501
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:35,459
- But I think I got it at 24.
- Laying my heart out here.
502
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,459
- [Laughter]
- [Sighs]
503
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:38,991
We can take it slow.
504
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,896
[Sighs] Spencer, my
first boyfriend and I...
505
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:47,298
We didn't use condoms,
and I contracted HIV.
506
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:48,387
[Audience shocked]
507
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:52,956
[Scofs]
508
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,044
Damn.
509
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:58,168
[Sighs] I can't believe i...
510
00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:00,921
Damn.
511
00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:05,539
When I tell people I
get all kinds of reactions.
512
00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:08,672
That's why I haven't had
many serious relationships.
513
00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,976
It's just easier not to
let people get too close.
514
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,463
- I'm just gonna go.
- Naomi.
515
00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:20,864
[Softly] It doesn't matter.
516
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,072
[Softly] It doesn't?
517
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,474
Nah. I mean,
518
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,804
we may have to do
some things differently.
519
00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,432
If we decide to
do some things...
520
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:31,604
Some day.
521
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:36,522
But you're still the same girl
I wanna get to know better.
522
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:39,873
Let's start here.
523
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:45,835
[Soft humming]
524
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:49,712
That was nice.
525
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,245
[Thinking] Sometimes
you have to support a friend,
526
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,457
even if you don't believe
in what they're doing.
527
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,510
I guess that's what
makes friendships so hard.
528
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:08,725
Unlike family, we
choose our friends.
529
00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:10,726
And, as a good
friend, we have to learn
530
00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:12,818
to deal with the other
people they choose
531
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,817
to bring into the relationship.
532
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,999
I guess it's more like
family than I thought.
533
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:21,599
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