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Mom, I'm glad you're finally
letting coco get some exercise.
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Honey, I had no choice.
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She's small, but she
eats like a rottweiler.
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[Laughter]
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I've already had
two panels sewed
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into her rubbery raincoat.
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Her self esteem
is at an all-time low.
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[Yowls and meows]
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Mom, hold her!
That's Phyllis's cat!
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Honey, get back here!
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You don't know
where that cat's been!
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[Laughter]
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It wasn't your fault, mom.
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I called out,
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but it was like the
feline had a death wish.
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[Laughter]
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Then I lost sight of him...
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Under that fast-moving buick.
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[Laughter]
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I'm sure he didn't feel
it. It happened so fast.
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Well, coco did finally
get some exercise.
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[Laughter]
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Poor Phyllis. What
will you tell her?
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I don't know.
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I got to think this
through carefully.
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There's no telling how ghetto
someone of that ilk will react.
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[Laughter]
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Promise you won't say a word?
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Ok, but when you do
tell her, be extra sensitive.
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I will.
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Losing a pet is very painful.
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Perhaps a short email
would do the trick?
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[Laughter]
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- Mom!
- Big Dee Dee: Fine.
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I'll tell her in person
when the time is right.
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Perhaps when
she's in a good mood.
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That should buy me a few years.
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[Laughter]
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[Introductory theme song]
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♪ through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ you finding you
I'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the
joy inside of me ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin' ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪
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Ooh. [Ironic laughter]
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[Introductory musical note]
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And when you threw
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those back-to-back
changeups to Sanders,
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then got him out with your
90 mile an hour splitter,
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brilliant.
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I love it when my agents
get excited seeing me pitch.
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You know what gets me excited?
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Is all the zeroes we
negotiated for you
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in your new contract.
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[Laughter]
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And you did get
me a lots of perks.
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Well, the purple range
rover on hydraulics
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was a little tough,
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but it'll be in your
garage in a week.
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Don't forget, we got
you a garage, too.
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[Laughter]
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- We're just that good.
- [Small laugh]
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So all we need
now is your signature
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on your first big contract
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and we'll pop open
the champagne.
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Guys, this is awesome,
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but there are a couple
of key things missing.
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What about the music
studio at the stadium?
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And I told you I needed
additional time off
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to write songs.
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Ace, yeah, you know,
the club is just not willing
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to support your
hobby to that degree.
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I mean, they
thought it was enough
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to let you play
guitar on the team jet.
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[Laughter]
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This is a deal-breaker for me.
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You know music
is my true passion.
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[Fake laugh] It is? Because
you seemed pretty passionate
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about cashing your paycheck
for the last two seasons.
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[Laughter]
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I just need more time
to sing and write music
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when the muse strikes.
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Can't the muse strike
during the off season?
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[Laughter]
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You can't control the muse.
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[Laughter]
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You know what?
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Why don't you let us
see what we can do?
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Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know,
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heck, if management
won't go for it,
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then we'll look
for another team.
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You guys are the best.
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I am so thanking
you in my first cd.
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[Ironic laughs]
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There's not a club in the league
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that's gonna go for that.
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[Laughter]
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I know!
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And if we don't deliver,
there goes our commission.
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We are never gonna get him
to give up his stupid dream.
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Unless...
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Someone else crushes it.
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Listening.
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- Liking.
- [Laughter]
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My sister is head of
a&r at delicious records.
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Ace goes in, he sings for her,
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Mona tells him he sucks,
which he probably does,
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ace realizes he's
wasting his time
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and redirects his
energy back to baseball.
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He signs his contract,
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and we look like the
good guys that we are.
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Crush a young man's spirit
to keep him on the mound?
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- I can live with that.
- [Laughter]
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[Introductory musical note]
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Hey, Mona.
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Hey, Dee Dee. What
are you doing here?
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I need a favor.
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No. What was it?
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[Laughter]
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I needed your help making
somebody feel like crap.
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I spoke too soon. I'm intrigued.
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[Laughter]
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It could be fun.
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It combines two
things that we love.
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Me keeping my job and us
ganging up on somebody.
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Well, you know I like a
good sister shakedown.
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- Who we hittin'?
- [Laughter]
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Ace Blackwell.
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He's risking the great contract
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that Brett and I worked
our butts off to get him.
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Ace Blackwell, that
gorgeous pitcher's ass
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that looks so good in
those baseball pants?
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The very same.
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Seems he fancies
himself a singer,
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but his hobby is gonna
keep us from closing a deal!
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Mona, I can't lose a client
before I even sign one.
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So, you'll meet with him?
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Well, I guess I could make
a sacrifice for my sister.
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Look, I will bring
ace in to sing,
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and then I'll break
the bad news.
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And if cries, I'll comfort him.
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God, I hope he cries.
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- [Laughter]
- [Introductory musical note]
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[Door opens]
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I have looked
everywhere for Fred.
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- [Door close]
- Behind the toilet,
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in the sock drawer,
in the dumpster,
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where he makes sweet
love to the alley cat.
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[Laughter]
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And in the larger room
where he makes sweet love
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to the dryer filter.
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[Laughter]
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- Ma...
- He's 22.
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Let the cat have some love.
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Fred's just never
been gone this long.
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Don't worry, he'll turn up.
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In some form or another.
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Well, come on.
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What do you mean "come on"?
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You're gonna help me find him.
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Oh, when I said he
was gonna turn up,
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I meant I'm sure he'll turn up
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even if I don't
help you find him.
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[Laughter]
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[Cell beeping]
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Hi, mom?
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Yeah, I just wanted to know
how Phyllis took the news
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when you told her about Fred.
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Uh-huh.
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Aw, that must have been
very tough. [Scream] Liar!
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[Laughter]
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She and Mona are
looking for him right now!
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Dee Dee, I need you.
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You're the only one
small enough to fit
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into the crawl space
under the building.
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So grab a hair
net, a flashlight,
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and some tuna. You goin' in.
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- [Laughter]
- [Introductory musical note]
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Ace Blackwell is coming here?
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Now how did you pull that off?
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Or what did you pull
off to pull that off?
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[Laughter]
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This is strictly professional.
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Although I'm not beneath
that because the man is tasty.
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I know that's right.
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I'd love to catch
a pass from him.
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That's football.
He plays baseball.
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I know.
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[Laughter]
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Hi. I'm looking for Mona Thorne?
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[Together] Wow.
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It's... it's nice to meet you.
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I'm Mona, and this
is Spencer Williams.
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Cool to meet ya. You
been beatin' up on my ass.
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[Whisper] I won a lot of
money because of you.
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[Laughter]
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And the little Filipino
man buzzing around you
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is our receptionist, Adam.
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I always pick you first
in my fantasy league,
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which may or may not have
anything to do with baseball.
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Wow.
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I'm at an actual record company.
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This is like opening day for me.
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Anyway, I brought my demo.
Where can we listen to it?
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Actually we prefer to
hear artists sing live.
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You want me to sing right now?
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Yes. It only takes a few bars
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before we know if
you got the goods.
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[Clears throat]
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♪ If I told you I loved you ♪
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♪ would you run away? ♪
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♪ If I showed you I need you ♪
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♪ would that be ok? ♪
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♪ You're so real
to me it hurts ♪
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♪ I think you are the one
because I don't want... ♪
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Mona, he got skills.
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How would you know your
boy could sing like that?
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It's a gift.
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[Laughter]
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♪ Oh, darling it's
the things you do ♪
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♪ that let me know you love me ♪
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♪ girl, you're all the
things I didn't know ♪
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♪ baby, I am here to stay ♪
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♪ so don't don't
you ever run away ♪
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♪ because you have my
soul within you for sure ♪
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[Applause]
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So, what you think?
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You were so much better
than you were supposed to be.
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I mean, you were
good. Really good.
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She's not puttin'
enough on it, kid.
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You have an incredible voice.
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[Whisper] Thank you.
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He's also got a cleft chin
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I could curl up
and take a nap in.
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- [Laughter]
- [Elevator chimes]
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[Laughing and chattering]
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Ace seems happy.
Why is ace happy?
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Yeah, about that...
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Mona, I'm supposed
to be picking up
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the pieces of ace's
shattered dream,
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yet I see no pieces to pick up.
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Where are the pieces?
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[Laughter]
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Yeah, about that, too.
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I may not be able to
crush him like I thought.
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- The guy is actually talented.
- So what?
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This is about one
sister helping the other.
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You said you wanted him to cry.
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Is any of this
coming back to you?
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That was before I heard him.
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Why didn't you tell
me he could sing?
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I didn't know!
259
00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:09,545
Well, everyone
here just heard him,
260
00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:11,856
and I'm not gonna compromise
my professional reputation
261
00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:13,942
and say he stink just
because you're my sister.
262
00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:16,031
- I'd do it for you.
- Well, you're stupid.
263
00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,690
[Laughter]
264
00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:19,584
Hey, you know, it's not
like you haven't been wrong
265
00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:21,212
about talented people before.
266
00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:23,209
Remember how you
let joss stone get away?
267
00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:24,581
Oh, whatever.
A little white girl
268
00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:25,347
who sings like a
big, black woman.
269
00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:27,784
It's not so novel.
270
00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:29,531
Well, now you have
to think about her
271
00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:31,662
every time you see
an ad for the gap.
272
00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:32,975
I can't believe you went there.
273
00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:34,567
Believe it. And
what about my job?
274
00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,141
I told Brett that
you could help us.
275
00:09:36,227 --> 00:09:38,267
Well, you should
understand that I can't.
276
00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,580
Oh, well, I thought I
could count on my sister,
277
00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,577
but obviously I can't.
278
00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:44,189
Dee Dee...
279
00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:45,669
Oh, and just so you know,
280
00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:47,149
I'm going to the gap
281
00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:48,998
and I'm gonna listen to
joss stone on the way.
282
00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:50,573
And then, I'm gonna
buy myself a pair of flat,
283
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,810
front chinos, size zero.
That's right! Zero, baby!
284
00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:56,327
- [Laughter]
- [Introductory musical note]
285
00:09:58,380 --> 00:09:59,400
[Introductory musical note]
286
00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:02,434
Hey, Thorne, come here.
287
00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:03,824
Fill me in. Catch me up.
288
00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:08,780
Well, I had eggs for breakfast,
289
00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:10,699
had a great workout downstairs,
290
00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,054
picked up my dry cleaning,
291
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,533
gave a bagel to
the security guard
292
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,663
in the parking lot.
How about you?
293
00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:18,875
Me? Let's see, I
didn't have breakfast.
294
00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:20,506
I pulled a groin muscle,
so I can't work out.
295
00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:21,862
Oh, yeah, and I just got
off the phone with ace
296
00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:23,082
who said he's
retiring from baseball.
297
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,450
You know anything about that?
298
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,576
Did he say when he was retiring?
299
00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:30,371
Because maybe he
likes to plan ahead,
300
00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:31,905
what with the state of social
security and everything.
301
00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:33,715
Oh, give it up, Thorne.
302
00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:35,087
Ace told me what
happened at delicious.
303
00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:36,512
Thanks to your sister,
304
00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:38,252
the man wants to
retire from baseball now.
305
00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,033
Actually she's my half-sister,
306
00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:43,027
so technically I'm only
half-responsible for this mess.
307
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,730
Well, what used to
be a small problem
308
00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:48,078
has now become a "I don't
want to play no more" problem.
309
00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:49,389
Don't worry, Brett.
310
00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:50,794
I'm working on
a plan to fix this.
311
00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:53,044
No, no, no. You
are through fixing.
312
00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,180
It's time for the a-team.
313
00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:56,867
I'm gonna go over there,
314
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,830
and I'm gonna talk to
your sister personally.
315
00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:01,919
Fine. But remember
she's family, so...
316
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:02,879
Oh, what the hell.
She screwed me.
317
00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:03,966
Take her down.
318
00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:07,968
Phyllis?
319
00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:09,148
Big Dee Dee.
320
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,187
Why are you out in the day time?
321
00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:16,596
I have something
I need to tell you.
322
00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:18,112
It's about Fred.
323
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:21,769
I want you to know that I...
324
00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:24,465
Well, I'm an animal
lover myself and...
325
00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:26,820
I'm worried about him.
326
00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:29,173
[Laughter]
327
00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:30,393
Worried, huh?
328
00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:31,732
I guess I couldn't tell
329
00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:33,261
since you've had
the same expression
330
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,104
injected into your
face for the last 4 years.
331
00:11:36,521 --> 00:11:37,831
Well, thanks for your concern,
332
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,834
but I'm hopeful that
he'll come home.
333
00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:42,216
You know, home means
a lot of different things
334
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:43,750
to different people.
335
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,968
That's true. And
the beauty of it is,
336
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,534
I can close the door to mine.
337
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:51,150
[Door closing]
338
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,932
[Knocks on door] Mona, hi.
339
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,666
All right, so let's
get down to it.
340
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:55,997
I'm not really used to having
people stand in my way.
341
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:57,039
And frankly? I
don't think you know
342
00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,334
who you're dealing with here.
343
00:11:58,413 --> 00:11:59,933
Actually I don't.
Who the hell are you?
344
00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:03,026
Oh, right. I'm sorry.
345
00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:05,773
Brett mahoney, g&g.
I work with your sister.
346
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,375
Adam: Mona, I tried to stop him.
347
00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:09,285
I told this man that
you were very busy.
348
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,050
Yeah, and I have to say,
the security around here
349
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:12,748
is like way too tight. Does
everybody get patted down
350
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,135
as thoroughly as I
was by this man?
351
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:15,388
[Laughter]
352
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:22,574
Adam's not security.
353
00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:24,184
[Laughter]
354
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:32,363
You're not?
355
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:33,447
Got to go.
356
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,615
[Laughter]
357
00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:39,928
Look, you're obviously
here about ace Blackwell.
358
00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,720
He's very talented.
359
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,524
He is one of the best young
ball players in the majors.
360
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:44,865
Well, he's also one
of the freshest acts
361
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,554
I've heard in a long time.
362
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,835
- The man has to play baseball.
- The man wants to sing.
363
00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:51,678
I don't think you understand
where I'm coming from.
364
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,161
I need you to back off.
365
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,040
And I need you to
back off me backing off.
366
00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:56,842
[Ironic laugh] How long
we gonna keep this up?
367
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,823
- How long you got?
- Brett: Mona...
368
00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,298
Listen, ace is a sports star
369
00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:01,908
and now he wants
to quit, all right?
370
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,448
You just cannot jeopardize
his career like that.
371
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,218
Look, I can't even make
a move towards ace
372
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:06,786
until my boss
listens to his demo,
373
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,273
and that could take weeks.
374
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:10,792
Mona, Kai heard ace's
demo. She loved it.
375
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:13,837
She wants us to
make this happen.
376
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,583
Here's the offer.
Now be sure you...
377
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:17,970
Who's the dude?
378
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:23,193
Brett mahoney. I'm
here on business.
379
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,150
[Chuckles] Right.
380
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:27,679
You know, you don't need
to hide the jungle fever.
381
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:29,463
We all catch it
from time to time.
382
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,027
[Laughter]
383
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:36,635
You want to explain that?
384
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:37,918
Well, that's when a white
person and a black person...
385
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:39,377
[yell] I meant the record deal!
386
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:42,909
I know what jungle fever is.
387
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:44,606
I work with brothers with money.
388
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:46,133
[Laughter]
389
00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:48,828
Miss Thorne, would
you like security
390
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,995
to escort this man out?
Security would like that.
391
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:53,141
[Laughter]
392
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:55,013
[Introductory musical note]
393
00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:00,877
You again?
394
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,450
[Laughter]
395
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:06,064
Forgive me, Phyllis,
for I have sinned.
396
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,559
That's old news. Nobody
but Charles thought
397
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,145
you were a virgin when you met.
398
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:10,629
[Laughter]
399
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,198
This is about Fred.
400
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,287
Fred?
401
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:15,331
Fred is dead.
402
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:17,904
Fred is dead?
403
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:18,987
That's what I said.
404
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:20,725
[Laughter]
405
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:23,946
How?
406
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:26,737
Coco chased your
cat under a moving car.
407
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,912
The car kept
moving, Fred didn't.
408
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,388
- [Gasps]
- [Laughter]
409
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,793
[Lament] My poor baby!
410
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,223
I had Fred cremated
and put into this mini urn.
411
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:38,531
[Laughter]
412
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,747
This is a cocktail shaker.
413
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:47,672
Yes, and I'll miss it as
much as you'll miss Fred.
414
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,756
[Laughter]
415
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:52,935
Just know that I have been
wracked with guilt for days.
416
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:54,892
Well, I love
seeing you suffer...
417
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:59,684
But the truth is Fred
was really old and stick.
418
00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:01,168
He was only out
because I wanted him
419
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:04,384
to enjoy the outdoors
in his final days.
420
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,988
Crazy cat probably ran
out in the traffic on purpose.
421
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,650
[Sighs] That is such a relief.
422
00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:11,304
Phyllis, I thought
it only fitting
423
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:12,818
that I get you a new kitten.
424
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,022
I've arranged for
a limo to take us
425
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,523
to the animal shelter.
426
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,530
We wouldn't want you
to have a low cat count.
427
00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:19,442
[Laughter]
428
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,177
Who knew you had feelings?
429
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,530
Then let's go. Oh, but
please, don't stand on the seat
430
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:27,941
and put your head
out the sunroof.
431
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,214
We don't want to
have to circle back
432
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:30,302
to pick up your ponytail, dear.
433
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,110
[Laughter]
434
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:33,452
[Introductory musical note]
435
00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:35,979
This is all happening so fast.
436
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:38,195
Hey, when we find
talent, we move on it.
437
00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:39,935
So let's go to the
conference room.
438
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,326
We got to get to the good things
439
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:42,958
before Adam eats all
the centers out of them.
440
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,505
[Laughter]
441
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,155
This is the best Danish I've had
442
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:48,169
since that double-jointed
sailor from Copenhagen.
443
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,431
[Laughter]
444
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,081
I love living in a port city.
445
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,558
[Laughter]
446
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,078
[Elevator chimes]
447
00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:01,216
- What are you two doing here?
- Ace is our client.
448
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:03,958
We're here on behalf of
g&g to represent his interests.
449
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,400
Well, I'm cool with that.
450
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,046
We were just about
to present our offer.
451
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,640
Adam, would you show
Brett to the conference room?
452
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:09,583
Ah, stay away from me, man.
453
00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:11,754
[Laughter]
454
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:20,326
I'm sorry, but ace
is leaving baseball.
455
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:23,114
Is he? I'm not sure
he realizes exactly
456
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:25,329
what he's getting into. He
needs to hear both sides.
457
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,289
And once he does,
we'll see who gets him.
458
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,157
- Yes, we'll see.
- We certainly will.
459
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,049
- Good luck to you.
- Dee Dee: Good luck to you.
460
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,527
- Mona: May the best woman win.
- Oh, she will.
461
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:33,986
- Mona: Will she?
- Just walk!
462
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,120
[Laughter]
463
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:39,556
Watch Dee Dee,
Spence. She's crafty.
464
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,170
I've been watching her.
465
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,051
Is she wearing
that skirt or what?
466
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:44,832
[Laughter]
467
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:46,786
Ace, delicious is very excited
468
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,745
to have you as
one of our artists.
469
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:49,943
We want to get you in the studio
470
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,355
as soon as possible.
471
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,005
Can you put a dollar figure
472
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,059
on what that's
gonna cost our client?
473
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:56,494
Why would it cost me anything?
474
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,450
Mona, you didn't
explain this part?
475
00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:00,499
Mona will explain
this part. Mona?
476
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:02,244
[Laughter]
477
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,845
Well, it is standard procedure
for the record company
478
00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:07,416
to advance some of the
costs to you, the artist.
479
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:09,164
Yeah, that means that you pay.
480
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:11,545
But we're confident you'll
make it up in album sales.
481
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:14,339
Now I know this isn't
really my main-oeuvre,
482
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:16,264
but artists don't make
money off of album sales
483
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:17,726
unless it's multi-platinum.
484
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,169
Isn't that what you
told me, Mona?
485
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:20,815
Yes, but you usually
don't listen to me.
486
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,079
To what do I owe this honor?
487
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,091
[Laughter]
488
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:25,983
You know, I hear the only
way to make money is a tour.
489
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,501
But if you don't get any radio
play, there's no ticket sales.
490
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,614
I mean, no ticket
sales, no tour.
491
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,960
And no tour, no groupies.
492
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,485
What, that might be
important to some people.
493
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,096
Ace: Ok, time out.
494
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:38,816
I'm hearing a lot about
me spending money,
495
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,580
but not a lot about
me making any.
496
00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:43,058
But don't forget how much
music means to you, ace.
497
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:45,409
This opportunity means
more to you than money.
498
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,889
And you can't put
a price on passion.
499
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,109
Well, you can,
but you go to jail.
500
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:51,769
[Laughter]
501
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,163
They're right.
502
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:55,336
Passion is important,
503
00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:56,782
and maybe that
will get you through
504
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,014
if your album
disappoints the way
505
00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:00,083
"Shaq-fu: Da return" did.
506
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:02,951
[Chuckles] That's a bad example.
507
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:05,348
Other athletes have
had music careers.
508
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:08,262
That's true. I mean,
deion Sanders had a cd.
509
00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:09,868
I think I saw it
at the car wash.
510
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,088
[Laughter]
511
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,737
And iverson had one.
512
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,700
No, wait, that wasn't
released, was it?
513
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:16,269
No, it never was.
514
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:17,586
Let us have a
couple hours, though.
515
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:19,318
We'll come up
with somebody else.
516
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,232
Well, try coming up with someone
517
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,747
who can actually
sing like ace can.
518
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:27,151
I mean, just imagine
yourself on stage, performing,
519
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,666
in front of thousands
of screaming fans.
520
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,780
And then I want you to
imagine yourself on the mound
521
00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:33,716
pitching a shutout
during the world series
522
00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:37,068
in front of millions
of screaming fans.
523
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,339
[Imitates fans yelling]
524
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:41,642
Ok, we could argue
pros and cons all day,
525
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:44,119
but we are here to
sign a music deal.
526
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,520
Oh, look, your
baseball contract.
527
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:49,173
How did that get in here?
528
00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:51,608
Just as lucrative as the
last time you saw it, buddy.
529
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,975
And don't forget all the family
and friends you support, ace.
530
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:56,532
I mean, eventually
the money will run out.
531
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,723
You need to think about your
uncle wilbur in that club flip.
532
00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:02,096
I mean, those custom
shoes... Very expensive.
533
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,714
[Laughter]
534
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:07,154
Look, the bottom line is:
Delicious believes in you.
535
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:08,893
Do you believe in you?
536
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:11,063
Look, you have had an
amazing career on the field,
537
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,980
but maybe, just maybe,
538
00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:17,374
baseball was just a path
for you to find your heart.
539
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,290
Dee Dee: Or...
540
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:23,155
Maybe baseball is
actually where your heart is.
541
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:26,731
[Introductory musical note]
542
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,010
Sportscaster: A fastball
in there for strike two.
543
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:32,948
Wow! Another 98
mile an hour fastball.
544
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,831
No wonder they call him ace.
545
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:36,062
Sportscaster: I gotta tell
you, the way he's pitching...
546
00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:39,087
You were right.
I'm glad you won.
547
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,438
Oh, Mona, it doesn't
matter who won or lost
548
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:44,309
as long as we remember who won.
549
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,970
[Laughter]
550
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,804
Spoken like a true Dee Dee.
551
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,322
[Chuckles]
552
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,055
He does look good on the mound.
553
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:52,426
How could I even
think of taking that man
554
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,892
out of those pants?
555
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:56,666
Spoken like a true Mona.
556
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,130
Sportscasteer: Here's
the pitch. Got him!
557
00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:00,163
Ace strikes out the side!
558
00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:03,683
[Introductory musical note]
559
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,477
[Thinking] I really got
my butt kicked this week,
560
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:08,078
but while it was happening,
I found out that people
561
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:10,473
actually do listen
to what I say.
562
00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:12,207
And apparently, my little sister
563
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,038
is learned a lot from me.
564
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,475
Funny thing is, I didn't even
know I was teaching her.
565
00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:18,393
I guess sometimes
when you think you've lost,
566
00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:20,218
you've actually won.
567
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:21,606
Here's to more winning.
568
00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:25,088
[Introductory musical note]
569
00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,789
[Introductory theme song]
570
00:20:28,839 --> 00:20:33,389
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