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Hey, this is so exciting.
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Delicious has never
had an artist who wrote
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an autobiography before.
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Who isn't gonna want
a copy of this is serious
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by d-lyrious?
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Yeah, I'm all that.
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But where are the people?
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That dude has people.
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That's Carter del torro.
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He's no big deal.
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He wrote a few crime
novels, won a pulitzer.
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It's like a grammy for writers.
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I knew we should've
done this at my crib...
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With some cognac
and video ho-fessionals.
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Finally. Dee Dee,
what took you so long?
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You didn't tell me the
signing was in haight.
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You know how
hippies freak me out.
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I got a contact high
just walking in here.
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Got any caviar and crackers?
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Look, d-lyrious, a big fan.
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D-lyrious, I love your music.
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I'm so excited to get a
chance to meet you...
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And oh, my god,
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that's Carter del toro,
my favorite author.
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Don't worry. Readers are
not your audience anyway.
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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ you're finding
you, I'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the joy ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪
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Mr. Del toro,
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I am such a huge fan.
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I've read every novel
you've ever written.
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Even killer at the
kremlin... In Russian.
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And I have to say
you are much cuter
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than the picture
on your book jacket.
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And you're much cuter
than my average fan.
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I'm impressed.
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Not many people
can read Russian,
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including many Russians.
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Who do I make this out to?
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To me. I mean, to Dee Dee.
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That's me. I'm Dee Dee.
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But you can write whatever
you want. You're the writer.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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[Clearing throat]
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Sorry. I don't mean
to hold everybody up.
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Too late for that.
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It was lovely meeting
you, Dee Dee.
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Me, too.
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I mean, not meeting me,
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meeting you.
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Walk away already.
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Ok, now that you're
done with the real author,
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will you get over here
and be the fake fan
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you promised to be?
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Look at what he
wrote in my book.
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"Too Dee Dee with
the beautiful smile."
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And his phone number?
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That must mean he
wants me to call him.
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How long should I
wait before I call him?
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At least until you're
out of the store.
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Anyway, I'm sorry I ran off.
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So, how's the
book signing going?
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I sold 40 copies, yo.
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Guess what you're
getting for Christmas.
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Now, why would you
put cheese in front of me?
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You know I'm lactose intolerant.
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Are you ok, ma?
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And can't you get
some better magazines?
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I don't need
bigger, wetter lips.
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So, I called Carter and
he invited me over tonight...
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Casual date,
drinks at his house.
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Now, is his casual the
same as my casual?
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No, I don't think he wears
high heels to take out the trash.
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Men are bums.
Don't get caught up.
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Ma, are you sure that
nothing is bothering you?
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- What the hell did I just say?!
- Ok.
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Phyllis, this is a
man who has lived.
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He's educated in five languages.
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He's sophisticated.
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It's very intimidating.
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I mean, this is Carter
del toro, the writer.
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That hack.
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I read murder in the vestibule.
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By chapter 3, I knew
the killer was the altar boy
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and not that wrinkled-up pope.
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It takes strength to get a
knife through a rib cage.
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Guess I don't have
to finish that book now.
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Thanks, ma.
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Anyway, Carter is
worldly and sexy,
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and he makes me question
my own sense of being and...
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Oh, my god, do you
think he'll actually like me?
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Calm down.
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You're acting like
me before a date...
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Minus the stress pimple
between my eyebrows.
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I know!
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Only you can understand
how desperate I am.
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Hey, Dee Dee. How are...
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Quiet, Spencer.
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I'm dressing myself in my head.
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Funny.
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That's the opposite of
what I'm usually doing.
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Mona, I brought some
of the audition tapes
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from the talent search.
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What's up, mamacita?
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Mamacita?
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Don't call me mamacita.
I'm not your mamacita!
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All right, ma,
what's up with you?
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You've been snapping
at everybody all day.
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Fine. Ray... Your father...
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Took an extra shift
at the radio station.
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I mean, I let this
man move in with me
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so I wouldn't be alone.
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Now I'm still alone, but i'm
stuck washin' man drawers.
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Look, ma,
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you haven't been in a
relationship for a long time.
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And before you
attack, neither have I.
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But have you tried
telling him how you feel?
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I guess I do owe him that.
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Yeah, my dad's...
this is about men.
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I'll go talk to him.
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But if I'm gonna talk,
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he better be ready to listen.
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Should we warn my
dad she's coming?
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Nobody warns us.
He's on his own.
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Phyllis, what are
you rummaging for,
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a ham sandwich?
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Or something that
resembles a life?
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[Soft music playing]
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Wow, your place is amazing.
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It's like a museum, but I'm
not afraid to touch anything.
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Beautiful statue.
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Thanks. The Dalai
Lama gave that to me.
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Ooh, where's that mask from?
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Oh, I bet you got it in Botswana
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while writing murder
among the pride.
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You know, I've
been to Africa, too.
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Marrakesh. Very beautiful city.
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Very friendly until a
camel snatched my purse.
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You know, when I did
research for the book
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I learned that people
are actually teaching
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their camels to steal.
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I think this one
was working alone.
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Later, I caught him buying
drinks for all the other camels.
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[Snorts, coughs]
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You're funny, Dee Dee.
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I am? I mean, I know I am.
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At least, I think I am,
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but we all know humor
is very subjective, so...
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Come here.
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Now, take a deep breath.
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[Inhales]
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Now let it out
before you pass out.
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[Exhales]
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I guess I'm a little nervous.
I mean, at the very least
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I've always been able
to breathe on my own.
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Well, just so you know,
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very few people can
make being nervous
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look so adorable.
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Would a kiss help?
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I've never known a kiss to hurt.
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You're back... With luggage.
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That can't be good.
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- What's going on?
- What's going on?
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I'll tell you what's going on.
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I know what's going on
better than Marvin gaye.
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I took your advice
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and I asked ray not
to take the extra shift.
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But he wouldn't listen. No, no.
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He just kept saying,
"you don't understand."
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And you know what?
I don't understand.
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That man thinks he
can stay out all night,
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I can stay out all night,
too. See how he likes that.
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Well, you can't fault a brother
for working hard, Phyllis.
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I can fault a brother
for whatever I want.
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And who are you to tell
me who I can and can't fault,
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son of the man
whose fault this is?
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Ok, I'm out.
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Damn.
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Why you women always got
to be hating the black man?
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Well, I hope you got
sheets for this couch.
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Oh, sure, ma. My
couch is your couch.
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No, it's your couch.
I'm taking the bed.
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Feel a little better?
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I could learn to like this.
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[Door opens]
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Daddy! Daddy! We
came home early!
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So you did.
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Hey, Marsha.
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I thought you'd be
playing miniature golf
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for a couple more hours.
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Sorry, Mr. Del toro.
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Samantha cried every time
her ball went down the hole.
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Let's just say our
putt-putting days are over.
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Got it.
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Molly, Samantha,
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meet my friend Dee Dee.
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Hi, Dee Dee.
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Ooh, I like your dress...
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And your shoes and your hair.
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Thank you, Molly.
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Why are you here?
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Come on, you two.
Let's go get some juice.
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So...
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The little ones, they're yours?
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That's not on your book jacket.
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I'm divorced. I have custody.
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Look...
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I was gonna tell
you about the girls,
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but I just wanted
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to see if we had
chemistry first,
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and I think we do.
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Well...
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Your kids seem great,
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but they are kind of a surprise.
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And so is this.
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Ohh. Heh.
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Molly was looking
for this all day.
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Is there a hamster back there?
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Well, I have an
early day tomorrow.
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You're leaving so soon?
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I'm sure you want
to enjoy your kids.
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Thank you for a lovely evening.
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[Sighs]
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I have tickets for Alvin
ailey next Friday night.
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I don't suppose you can make it.
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No.
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I figured.
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Well, good night.
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Take care.
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Mona, want a
pancake? Sure you do.
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Who doesn't want a pancake?
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And yes, they're fattening.
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And no, I can't make
'em any other way.
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So eat 'em and
like 'em or starve.
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And this is why I Cherish
our mornings together.
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Good morning.
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Says you.
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You weren't up at 4
A.M. listening to my mom's
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top 10 reasons why men are pigs.
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Sadly, she sold me on 6 of 'em.
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So. Carter. Dish.
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Well...
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He's my dream guy.
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He's fascinating,
smart, sexy, charming...
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Too bad I'm never
gonna see him again.
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00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,723
What? Did she get to you
in the middle of the night?
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Her boyfriend bashing
probably seeped up
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through the vent.
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00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:12,038
Carter has 2 kids,
Mona. Full custody.
259
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:15,302
Ohh. I guess I can
see your problem.
260
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,866
He's a successful,
responsible dad
261
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,224
with an incredible career.
262
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:22,133
Get out while you can.
Give me his number.
263
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:24,659
Look, I can't get involved
264
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,444
with a divorced man with 2 kids.
265
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,098
I'm only 24.
266
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:30,232
I can't be responsible
for another person.
267
00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:33,454
I can barely take care of you.
268
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:36,095
But how come I can't
stop thinking about him?
269
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:39,760
Can't stop thinking about
a man? Oh, but you will.
270
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,016
I'll give you 10 reasons.
271
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,808
Ma, before you
do, we need syrup.
272
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:46,332
Kids. All you do
is take, take, take.
273
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:49,197
And you know who
gives you kids. Men.
274
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:53,730
Before bitter Mrs.
Butterworth comes back,
275
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:56,376
I think you should give
Carter another shot.
276
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,471
Take it slow. Get to know him.
277
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,410
You'll probably end up
not liking him for reasons
278
00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,151
that have nothing to
do with the kids anyway,
279
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:06,872
she said, hardened by
the influence of her mother.
280
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,790
You're right.
281
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,845
I shouldn't break up with
him just because he has kids.
282
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,547
There's probably a hundred
other things wrong with him.
283
00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:14,384
Oh, my god, some of Phyllis
did seep through the vent.
284
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,452
I gotta get out of here.
285
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:19,885
Oh, it's you.
286
00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:22,539
I thought I felt an icy chill.
287
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:25,717
I'm not carrying a
spare wig, so back off.
288
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,415
Don't start none, won't be none.
289
00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:28,942
Fair enough, but...
290
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,695
I did hear a rumor that
Ray's thrown you out of bed.
291
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:33,812
What'd you do,
turn on the lights?
292
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,694
Oh, my.
293
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:42,263
[Crying]
294
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:04,761
As soon as the nanny gets
here we can head out to aqua.
295
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,244
Ooh, hot place.
296
00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:08,503
I thought there
was a waiting list.
297
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,016
I'm friends with the chef.
298
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:13,420
Apron of bloodwas
loosely based on him.
299
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:14,534
At least, that's what I tell him
300
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,989
so I can always get a table.
301
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:20,253
Sexy and resourceful.
I like that in a man.
302
00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:21,727
- Huh?
- Ooh.
303
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,817
I like that even better.
304
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:26,906
You know, I'm
really glad you called.
305
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:28,276
I've dated some
women who were put off
306
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,702
by the fact that I have kids,
307
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:33,002
but it says a lot
that you came back.
308
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:36,609
I guess none of those women
ever had one of your neck rubs.
309
00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:40,489
[Telephone ringing]
310
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,445
Don't move.
311
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:43,533
[Ring]
312
00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,154
[Ring]
313
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:50,187
Hello.
314
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,200
Are you ok?
315
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,633
Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
316
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:59,250
Well, you call me if
you need anything. Ok?
317
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:02,082
That was Marsha, my nanny.
318
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,902
Family emergency.
319
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:07,470
She won't be able
to baby-sit tonight.
320
00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:08,908
Oh, ho ho ho!
321
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:13,085
Why doesn't god want
me to be alone with you?
322
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:16,613
How about we reschedule?
323
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,528
Maybe we don't have to.
324
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:20,163
The restaurant's right
around the corner.
325
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:24,880
We could crank up the baby
monitor and take binoculars.
326
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,137
I'm kidding.
327
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,879
Sorry. It's just
hard to think straight
328
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:31,841
when you look so
amazing in this dress.
329
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,631
Or...
330
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,105
We could stay here
331
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,235
and order in takeout.
332
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,027
- Yay!
- Yay!
333
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,772
I want pizza!
334
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:43,592
I'll French braid your hair
and paint your nails pink.
335
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:46,291
Ooh, I love your nails.
336
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:48,080
Why are you here?
337
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:52,730
Dee Dee, are you sure
you want to do this?
338
00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:55,911
Well, pink's really
not my color...
339
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:59,048
And the little one
scares me a bit,
340
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:01,052
but, yeah, I'm game.
341
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,574
Ok, girls, I'm up
for a make-over.
342
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:06,178
But first, let's discuss
343
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:09,749
the care and
handling of chiffon.
344
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:14,543
Jeez, ma, how many bags
of those things can you eat?
345
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,185
How many you got?
346
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:17,629
[Knock on door]
347
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:19,145
Hey, Mona, I just stopped by
348
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:23,289
to see my best friend
and her beautiful mom.
349
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:26,863
Ok, my DVD player's
broke and my fridge is empty.
350
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:29,472
So, Spencer, how are things?
351
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:31,293
Like your dad? Does he miss me?
352
00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:32,301
Is he miserable?
353
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,302
Is he getting enough to eat?
354
00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:36,044
He's cool. Yes. Yes.
355
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,815
And he's the reason
my fridge is empty.
356
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:41,610
Ma, it's not like
he's cheating on you
357
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:42,866
with another woman.
358
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,788
He's cheating on
me with his job.
359
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,794
Phyllis, do you
really think my dad
360
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,306
wants to be away from you?
361
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:51,789
That would be a shock.
362
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,710
Ok, you might as well know.
363
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:56,576
The reason my dad
took the extra shift
364
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,037
is to make more
money to spend on you.
365
00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,800
- Pfft! Yeah, right.
- No, seriously.
366
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,499
In fact, I think he
even mentioned
367
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:05,196
something about a diamond
necklace he wanted to get you.
368
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:06,625
Really?
369
00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:08,241
I don't get it.
370
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,251
You women want
to have it both ways.
371
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,863
You want your man
at home all the time
372
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:13,863
and you want him to
buy you nice things.
373
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:15,335
Well, which way is it?
374
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:18,985
'Cause a brother can't
be in two places at once.
375
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,389
So ray is doing all this for me?
376
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,866
That is so sweet.
377
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:26,915
The only thing Charles
ever got me was pregnant.
378
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:29,272
I need to go
apologize to my man.
379
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,622
Ooh, maybe I can
reach him at the station
380
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:34,622
and use my sexy call-in voice.
381
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:36,315
Good idea.
382
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:38,343
And you know what makes an
apology seem really heart-felt?
383
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:42,581
When it's from your own
phone in your own home.
384
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,500
Ok, I'm going.
385
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,325
Bye-bye.
386
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,030
[Dance music playing]
387
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,382
Whoo!
388
00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:54,252
Man on TV: Wow, a new record!
389
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:58,564
You know, I'm starting
to like this pink nail Polish.
390
00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:01,212
It's no day-glo orange.
391
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:05,387
Come on, Dee Dee,
it's your turn to dance.
392
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:07,165
Oh, I don't want to show you up.
393
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,220
You know, I was
voted best dancer
394
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:12,475
at madame dupreé's dance
academy 2 years in a row.
395
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,749
Prove it!
396
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:19,619
Ok, here I go.
397
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:21,357
Bring on the madness.
398
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,968
[Techno music playing]
399
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,577
Dee Dee can move.
400
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:29,060
Go, Dee Dee! Go!
Go! Go, Dee Dee!
401
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,111
Hey, you got an almost.
402
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:33,498
Aah!
403
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:36,290
You're getting booed!
404
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:38,156
So much for madame dupreé, huh?
405
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,779
Ooh, the Vuitton overnight bag.
406
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,174
Going over to Carter's?
407
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,087
Yep. The kids are
gone for the weekend,
408
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:53,652
and Carter and I are having
our first adult play date.
409
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:56,661
I guess you haven't found
anything else wrong with him?
410
00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:59,624
I'll let you know tomorrow.
411
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:02,323
Aren't you glad you gave
him a second chance?
412
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:04,362
Yes. The fact that he has kids
413
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:07,447
just makes our relationship
that much better...
414
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:10,367
And messier and louder...
415
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:11,803
But better.
416
00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:14,499
So, I'm just gonna
let life unfold
417
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:15,828
the way it's destined to unfold
418
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,463
and see where it takes me.
419
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:18,547
Ohh!
420
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:21,455
My little Dee Dee's growing up.
421
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:24,511
Yeah. Now get
back. Carter's waiting.
422
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,214
Now play nice,
423
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,816
remember to share,
and no biting...
424
00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:31,336
Unless of course he likes that.
425
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:33,171
I'll let you know tomorrow.
426
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:34,299
Ooh.
427
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:42,310
That grin of yours can
only mean one thing.
428
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:43,488
The elastic finally snapped
429
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:46,053
on your favorite eating pants.
430
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:48,321
Free at last! Free at last!
431
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:52,194
Good gut almighty, free at last!
432
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:55,318
In light of your recent act of
kindness, I'm gonna ignore that.
433
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,431
But you should know that
ray and I are back together
434
00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:58,757
and better than ever.
435
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,369
It's like the
grimmest of grimm's
436
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:02,940
fairy tales come to life.
437
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,547
Well, you're the evil
giant who married the troll,
438
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:06,989
so you should know.
439
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:08,415
A tee-hee.
440
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:09,771
One more thing.
441
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,860
I'd like to have my
auburn wig back, please.
442
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:13,079
Are you sure?
443
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:14,648
'Cause I wore it
for ray last night,
444
00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:17,555
and he liked it... A lot.
445
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,570
Consider it a gift.
446
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:26,170
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