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It's so lovely of
you to invite me
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to a nice lunch.
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Ok, this is the spot. My treat.
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Hot dogs?
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You said we were having lunch
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at a little outdoor
French place.
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They serve hot
dogs on croissants.
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Oh, crap! Hide me. It's footman.
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I know Superman and brotherman.
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Who the hell is "footman"?
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Remember Clay?
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The guy I dated who
was in love with my feet
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and only my feet?
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He wanted me to put
them up to the phone
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when he called.
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That's him. Let's go.
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I don't want him to see me.
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Dee Dee?
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Clay! How wonderful to see you!
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You really mean that?
Of course I mean it.
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Mona, tell Clay
I really mean it.
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The higher the voice,
the more she means it.
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You know, Dee Dee,
walking out on you
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was the biggest
mistake that I ever made,
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but if forced me to
face my foot fetish.
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And ever since then, I
got myself into rehab,
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and I've been living
a whole new life
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above the ankle.
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Well, thanks to
some intense therapy
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and a whole lot of
supervised outings
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to lady foot locker.
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I thought I saw you in
there when I was buying
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my exercise bra.
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Yeah. Well, I'm glad
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you sought help.
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Congratulations.
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You know, Dee Dee,
um, I know that I blew it.
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But give me a second chance,
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I promise you won't be sorry.
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Think about it?
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I will.
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Ok. Bye.
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Ok, I thought about it.
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Fat chance, foot sniffer.
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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ you're finding
you, I'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the joy ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪
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I got your message
marked "urgent."
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Actually, Adam wrote "urgment."
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But... i figured it out
'cause, you know,
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I'm on it like that.
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So, what's up?
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Someone neglected
to get the rights
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for the music we sampled
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on lube job's new
cd get the squeak out.
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You're kidding.
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Fire that dummy.
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That dummy is you!
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Does the name "Omar
Wright" ring a bell?
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Isn't he one of the brothers
that discovered the airplane?
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That's Orville.
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I thought he was
the popcorn guy.
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Hey, you can have I.Q. Or g.Q.
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Omar Wright, a.K.A.
"The daddy of funk."
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Huge star from the seventies.
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You were supposed to get him
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to sign over usage
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of funk don't come
'round here no more
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I'm sorry I dropped the ball.
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Spence, we've got a
warehouse full of cds
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ready to ship.
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[Sighs] Ok, I'm on it.
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But not like I was on it before
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'cause that was... Off it.
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Get it moving!
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All right, I'm gone.
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[Both laughing]
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Hello, hello. Just
thought I'd stop by
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with mother's little darlin'.
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Oh, mom.
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I'm so glad you brought drew.
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Actually, he's at the park
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with his nanny.
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Say hello to coco.
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People are gonna
think you gave birth
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to a werewolf.
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Oh.
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Why is coco in drew's carrier?
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She won't get out of it.
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Which is completely normal
according to her therapist.
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She's jealous of the new...
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[Whispering] B-a-b-y.
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That's why I decided we needed
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some alone time.
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Ooh, gorgeous flowers.
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They're from Clay. Remember him?
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Ah, footman.
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I was so sorry to see him go
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in his big shiny Mercedes
with his primo opera tickets.
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Mmm!
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I thought he was
damn near perfect
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till he cheated on
me with my big toe.
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Dee Dee, the man went to rehab,
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and he practically begged
for a second chance.
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Mona, as a matter of
policy, I don't do second.
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I don't eat seconds, I
don't come in second,
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and I think we
all know how I feel
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about secondhand clothes.
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I say you learn
from your mistakes
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and you move on.
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That's right. 'Cause there are
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so many other handsome, sweet,
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successful men
knockin' down your door.
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Oh, wait. That was last year.
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This is the year you named
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your shower massage.
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Don't drag fredrico into this.
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Must you girls be so crass?
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Dee, you shouldn't
just write people off.
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They canchange.
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The place: The
mighty Mississippi.
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I was performing
showboat on a showboat.
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But after hours I developed
a penchant for gambling.
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The dice, the slots,
the one-eyed Jack.
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Over the years it got so bad,
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I'd bet on anything,
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including your first
grade spelling bee.
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That's when your
father intervened.
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I got help and,
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he gave me another chance.
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Even though the
odds were against it.
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Anyway, Clay is a wonderful guy
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who's crazy about you.
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Are you gonna let some
silly "policy" of yours
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get in the way of what could be
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a great relationship?
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It doesn't make
much sense, does it?
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Ok, I'm gonna give Clay a call.
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You will?
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Yeah, you make good points.
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And now I know why you
were counting all that cash
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after the spelling bee.
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You got your cut.
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So, you're telling me
that Omar turned down
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the money
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and the free delicious records
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bomber jacket?
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He doesn't care about the money,
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he doesn't want
his music sampled,
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and he thinks the jacket's ugly.
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Duh. That's why it's free.
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Hey.
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I just dropped by to borrow
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that juicer I got you
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that you never use.
Pretend I'm not here.
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Why does Omar Wright have to be
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the one person in the business
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with integrity?
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Did you say Omar Wright?
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I loves me some Omar Wright.
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You're awfully noisy for
someone who's not here.
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Honey, that silky voice
makes me want to get down
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and stay there.
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As a matter of fact, Mona,
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you were conceived
to don't take away
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my reason to funk.
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Mmm! That was my song.
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Of course, your father
only had the short version.
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Here's what you do, Spence.
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Omar lives in the city.
Invite him to the office.
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Oh! Can I come?
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Treat him like a v.I.P.
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Let him know how important he is
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to the delicious family.
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Look, if you really
want to win him over,
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buy him some cognac.
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Omar loves his "yac."
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Ma, this is serious.
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If Spencer doesn't
get Omar to sign,
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he could lose his job.
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Yeah.
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He could?
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Oh, Spence, sorry.
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So can I come?
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'Cause I'm gonna drop by anyway.
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Yes.
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[Giggling]
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This is my fantasy come true.
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Well, almost.
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We won't be kissing
naked under a waterfall
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of chocolate pudding.
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Your mom got a
little bit of freak in her.
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Dee Dee, I am so happy
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that you called me.
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Oops.
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Clay, would you be
a dear and get that?
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Oh, sure.
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I'm just grateful to
have another chance.
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I really missed us.
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Me, too.
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I'm also missing my napkin.
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And the thing I missed most
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about us
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is really having
someone to talk to.
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Yeah. That's why I wanted us
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to just stay here,
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you know, and kick it.
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Mm-hmm.
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How 'bout some more wine,
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and then I'll get
the hors d'oeuvres?
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Great idea. Ok.
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Dee Dee, I know
what you're doing.
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Oh, this? I read
about it in cosmo.
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It's one of 10 ways
to tone your thighs
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and start a conversation
with your man.
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Ok, we need to talk.
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Well, I'll be damned. It works!
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Dee Dee, I realize
that you're nervous
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about dating me again,
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but you've gotta stop
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with these ridiculous tests.
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Am I that obvious?
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Dee Dee, you picked up
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the wine glass with your feet.
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I mean, before rehab,
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I would have given you my car
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for that,
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but... but i'm a new man, ok?
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And if this is gonna
work out, you gotta
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trust in me.
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Ok. But at least give me props
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on my fabulous pedicure.
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Heh heh, and that
concludes our tour
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of delicious records,
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your home, Omar.
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Ooh... mr. Wright.
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Don't forget who
you're talking to...
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The daddy of funk.
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I invented it in my
mama's basement.
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Ok.
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As part of the delicious family,
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we just want...
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I don't want to be a
part of your family.
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I don't even like my
own damn family.
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And I'm not
signing that release.
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My music is my legacy.
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I don't want anybody
messing with it.
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You see, all you young bloods
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think about is money
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and new places to
stick your diamonds.
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I'm an artist.
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I'm a philosopher.
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I'm gonna get me some of that.
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How you doin', little mama?
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I'm fine, thank you.
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I know you're fine.
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I asked you how you were doin'.
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Why don't I introduce
you to my friend Phyllis...
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Why don't you just
let the players play.
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I'm Omar Wright.
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I know.
270
00:09:44,366 --> 00:09:47,146
The daddy of funk.
271
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And I am a fan of the funk.
272
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Of course you are,
you little tenderoni.
273
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Ahem! Ahem!
274
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Well, I guess I better go.
275
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Bye.
276
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[Whispering] Bye!
277
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Ooh, that is one classy lady.
278
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[Silently]
279
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Listen, if you hook
me up with her,
280
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I'll think about
signing that paper.
281
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[Scoffs]
282
00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,750
What kind of person would barter
283
00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:21,837
a friend's mother
284
00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:22,925
for commercial gain?
285
00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:26,153
She'll be on your porch by 7:00.
286
00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:30,759
So, Mona, you were right.
287
00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:31,977
A shower head
288
00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:36,676
is not a replacement for a man.
289
00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:37,546
You didn't.
290
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,937
I did.
291
00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:40,769
As you pointed out,
it had been a while,
292
00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:44,027
and it was Clay-licious!
293
00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:45,171
See? That's what happens
294
00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:46,953
when you listen to your big sis.
295
00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:48,817
I'm really happy
for you, Dee Dee.
296
00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,129
Thank you.
297
00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:51,284
You know, and I'd forgotten
298
00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:53,392
what a great guy Clay really is.
299
00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:54,998
And we connected on so many
300
00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:58,399
different levels.
301
00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:01,703
And none of 'em
had to do with my feet.
302
00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:05,968
Good morning, dandelion.
303
00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:08,096
Uh...
304
00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:09,799
They're on vacation,
305
00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:11,446
so it's not really stealing.
306
00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:12,600
In fact, if I leave it there,
307
00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:14,498
it's just litter.
308
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:15,846
Ah, who cares?
309
00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:18,326
Those people are
just a rent check to me.
310
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:19,566
If you're looking for Dee Dee,
311
00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:20,771
she already left for class.
312
00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:22,424
Oh, pooh! I brought
pictures of drew.
313
00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:23,567
Well, I'll just drop these off
314
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at Dee Dee's.
315
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:25,897
Hey, can I get in there?
316
00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:27,179
Dee Dee went grocery
shopping yesterday,
317
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:28,908
and I'm out of everything.
318
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,122
Sure.
319
00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:31,471
So...
320
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,340
Dee Dee and Clay
are really hitting it off.
321
00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:34,481
I know. She called me.
322
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:35,883
She said she's
never been happier,
323
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,042
and she owes it all to us.
324
00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:38,411
Well, she didn't
say that last part,
325
00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:40,956
but it was implied.
326
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:43,568
We were so right about Clay.
327
00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:47,879
[Clay giggling]
328
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:49,358
Oops.
329
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:56,615
Would you believe
that I was just changing
330
00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:58,022
the odor-eaters?
331
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,198
No.
332
00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:02,124
And I'll overlook that
you spent the night here
333
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:03,719
and deal with the bigger issue!
334
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,160
Clay, you said you were cured,
335
00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:05,986
and we believed you.
336
00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:06,813
What happened?
337
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,730
Dee Dee's shoe closet.
338
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:13,188
I walked in, and
there they were...
339
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:14,210
180 perfect pair,
340
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:16,608
each in their own little cubby.
341
00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:18,002
Please don't tell Dee Dee.
342
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:19,665
I really care for her. I
know I can beat this.
343
00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,175
I know I can. Please?
344
00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:24,741
Huddle up, Daisy cup.
345
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:25,851
[Whispering] So,
what do you think?
346
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,355
I don't know. What do you think?
347
00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:28,572
This looks bad,
348
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:29,570
although anyone could have
349
00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:30,791
a weak moment.
350
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,160
And Dee Dee's
closet is magnificent.
351
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,966
Even I get aroused in there.
352
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:37,535
Well, Dee Dee is more
like her old, happy self.
353
00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,036
I guess it's true...
You're less edgy
354
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,372
when you're getting some...
355
00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:44,285
Special attention from
someone you care about.
356
00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:45,632
Nice save, dear.
357
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,261
Plus, it was our idea
to give Clay a chance.
358
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:49,288
Maybe we should
take our own advice.
359
00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:51,117
Agreed.
360
00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:53,115
Break! Break!
361
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:54,897
Clay, your secret's
safe with us.
362
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:56,101
Now let's get this
mess cleaned up.
363
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:57,253
I'll help.
364
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:58,621
No, no, no, no. You
put on some pants
365
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:04,827
and call your
sponsor! Go, go, go!
366
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:05,964
So, ma, you're going out
367
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:07,826
with Omar again tonight?
368
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:11,007
Yeah. And we are
havin' a ball. Hmm.
369
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,574
[Cell phone rings]
370
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:13,841
Ooh! That's Omar!
371
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,583
You're too young to hear this.
372
00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:17,104
'Scuse me.
373
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:18,357
Hi.
374
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:19,969
I cannot believe
you set my mom up
375
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:24,150
with that broke-ass funk master.
376
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:27,108
I didn't actually
set them up, per se.
377
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,517
Ok, I dropped
her off at his place
378
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,900
with a case of yac.
379
00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:32,684
Spencer, you are not
gonna use my mother
380
00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:33,678
to get him to sign
over the rights
381
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,339
to that song.
382
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:36,533
But your mother's my only chance
383
00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,034
of keeping my job.
384
00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:39,451
Well, I hear they're
looking for a guy
385
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:40,470
to work the shake machine
386
00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:42,338
at the rib shack.
387
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,260
[Whistling]
388
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:45,475
You look pretty.
389
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:47,093
Thanks. I'm on my way
390
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,094
to meet Clay.
391
00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:50,385
Oh, crap. I mean, how nice!
392
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:51,871
[Knock on door]
393
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:52,961
Hey, dees.
394
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:54,439
Sugar pop, doesn't Dee Dee look
395
00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:55,529
a little sturdy
396
00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:56,493
around the ankles?
397
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:57,884
Especially in those shoes
398
00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,927
she's planning to wear
on her date with Clay?
399
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:02,413
Uh... yeah. Trunk-like.
400
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:03,673
Really?
401
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:05,984
I thought I was retaining water.
402
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,152
Oh, yeah. You might want to
403
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:08,327
put on some boots,
404
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:10,412
and some pants...
Cover that mess up.
405
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:12,551
Oh, my ankle
bracelet was feeling
406
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:14,114
a little tight.
407
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:15,311
I'll be more comfortable anyway.
408
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:17,382
We're going to rap Sushi.
409
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:19,765
This could be trouble.
410
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:20,969
True. Boot season doesn't start
411
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,860
for 3 more months.
412
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,129
I mean rap Sushi's
that Japanese restaurant
413
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:26,452
where they give you dirty looks
414
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,614
if you don't take
your shoes off.
415
00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:30,063
Maybe we should
tell Dee Dee the truth.
416
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,306
Oh, no, no, no.
417
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:33,222
Clearly you weren't
raised by me.
418
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:37,400
A lie worth telling is
a lie worth sticking to.
419
00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:40,875
I learned that from a president.
420
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,137
But I digress.
421
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:43,549
Dee Dee and Clay
could have a good thing
422
00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:45,098
if he would just stay on track.
423
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:46,058
He seemed pretty confident
424
00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:47,146
he'd be fine.
425
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,210
Well, he's gonna need support.
426
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:49,445
I hope you're hungry
427
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:50,320
'cause you're going
to rap Sushi tonight.
428
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,411
Come on!
429
00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:52,975
You want me to sneak around
430
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,346
just to keep Clay from
exposing himself and us?
431
00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:55,721
Welcome to the fold.
432
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:58,157
You're starting to think
like a Dee Dee. Now go!
433
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:04,903
[Elevator bell dings]
434
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:09,521
[Laughing]
435
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:10,954
Hey. I got here
436
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,260
as soon as I got your message.
437
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:13,736
What's... what's going on?
438
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:16,955
Omar has something
he wants to say to you.
439
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:18,696
[Whispers]
440
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:19,937
Yes, I'll drop it like it's hot
441
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,922
when we're done.
442
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,189
Well, Phyllis pointed out
443
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,192
how this sampling thing
could expose my music
444
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:29,024
to a whole new generation,
445
00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:33,152
maybe even jump-start my career.
446
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,716
And she said that
you're not nearly
447
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,593
as bone-headed as I thought.
448
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:40,944
So give me the
contract, I'll sign it.
449
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:41,767
Thanks, Phyllis.
450
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:42,903
Ah, no problem.
451
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,135
You know I love to get involved
452
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:47,600
when Mona doesn't want me to.
453
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:49,035
Welcome to the delicious family.
454
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,192
Now why are you always trying
455
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:53,390
to get me into your family, boy?
456
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:56,524
Don't you have a daddy?
457
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,217
Actually, I'm looking for him.
458
00:15:58,305 --> 00:15:59,385
Well, stop looking at me
459
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,140
'cause I ain't him.
460
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:03,752
Uh, Spencer...
461
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:04,982
We're gonna have
to do a little better
462
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,097
on these terms.
463
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:07,622
Omar needs more
money and a cameo
464
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:08,965
in the video.
465
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,355
I can't change the contract.
466
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:13,707
I'm not even allowed
to adjust the thermostat.
467
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:14,928
Look, this talented man
468
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,017
has brought joy
469
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:17,125
to people all over the world.
470
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,060
He deserves everything
471
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:19,021
he's asking for.
472
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:22,068
And a Cadillac.
473
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:24,715
Don't push it, Omar.
474
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:29,507
I can't believe
musiq is performing
475
00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:30,817
here tonight.
476
00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,052
The owner tipped
me off. They're friends,
477
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,818
so musiq's doing him a favor.
478
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:37,465
I just love musiq's music.
479
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:41,091
Musiq: ♪ now what
we came here to do ♪
480
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:45,054
♪ it means more to
me than just a night ♪
481
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,964
♪ that we'll share ♪
482
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:51,009
♪ so make sure that
you're prepared, baby ♪
483
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:54,397
♪ and know that
love is not just ♪
484
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:57,101
♪ something to do ♪
485
00:16:57,190 --> 00:17:01,060
♪ it's the moment
that transcends ♪
486
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:03,110
♪ our physical ♪
487
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:06,936
♪ into a more spiritual ♪
488
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,806
♪ level of understanding ♪
489
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:14,209
♪ and who knows? ♪
490
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:15,644
This is so amazing.
491
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:16,910
♪ This night ♪
492
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:18,952
♪ just might lead us ♪
493
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:24,648
♪ into a place
where our emotions ♪
494
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:30,309
♪ can be given free roam... ♪
495
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:32,508
I'm gonna go to the men's room.
496
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:34,229
Ok. Ok.
497
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:37,014
♪ I want attractions
and lose ourselves ♪
498
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:41,449
♪ inside of what may fall ♪
499
00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:47,024
Man up.
500
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,499
Ooh, Mona, what
are you doing here?
501
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:49,999
Keeping you from doing
what I know you want
502
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,155
to be doing here.
503
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:54,124
Clay, we went out
on a limb for you.
504
00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:55,923
I know, I'm trying,
I'm trying, I really am,
505
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:58,027
but... would you
look at the array of
506
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,510
colors and sizes.
507
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,731
This is gonna be a long night.
508
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,040
But I'm here to help,
509
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,256
so if I slap you,
510
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:06,445
will you like it or will you
511
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:08,086
snap out of it?
512
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:11,094
Then, Mona, that's a
whole 'nother problem.
513
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,607
Now get back to that table
514
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,200
and keep your hands
where I can see 'em
515
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:15,143
or you'll be plucking sashimi
516
00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:17,364
out of your 'fro.
517
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:18,684
Thanks. This is
just what I needed.
518
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,006
Go!
519
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,186
Oh, Clay...
520
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,906
Would you take a
picture of me with musiq?
521
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,799
Sure.
522
00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:35,379
Did you just take a
picture of my feet?
523
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:36,812
No.yes, you did.
524
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:37,728
No, I didn't.
525
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,072
Yeah, man, you did.
526
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:42,081
I... i just saw you.
527
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,384
Ok, fine, I did. I'm sorry,
528
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:46,340
but I just wanted a
picture for my wallet.
529
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:47,949
Yo, this is, um,
getting kinda freaky.
530
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:52,649
I'm out of here.
Yo, good luck, y'all.
531
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:53,740
Clay,
532
00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:54,924
what is going on with you?
533
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:56,443
I'm sorry.
534
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,956
But I just gotta
embrace who I really am.
535
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:00,360
And that's a foot-fondling,
536
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,533
shoe-stroking man.
537
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:06,489
There, I said it.
538
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:07,800
And I adore
539
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,795
everything else about you,
540
00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:11,317
but this just isn't gonna work.
541
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,061
Yeah, I know.
542
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,592
I'm sorry, but this thing
really has a hold of me.
543
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:19,677
So could you send me
a copy of that picture?
544
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:22,807
No? Ok.
545
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:28,174
How could I have been
so blind about Clay?
546
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:31,744
There must have
been a billion signs.
547
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:34,093
You're awfully quiet.
548
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,443
You know something.
549
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:37,572
Don't know nothin'.
550
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,054
Ok! I walked in
on Clay half-naked
551
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:40,484
cavorting with your shoes.
552
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,660
Eww! Which ones?
553
00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:45,966
My Charles Davids? My
satines? My Jimmy choos?
554
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,884
All of 'em. Eww! Ewww!
555
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:49,489
Why didn't you tell me?
556
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:50,699
Your mom wanted to give Clay
557
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:51,804
the benefit of the doubt.
558
00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:55,106
My mother knew? Eww, eww, eww!
559
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,284
Oh, that's it.
560
00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:57,939
No more second chances ever.
561
00:19:58,022 --> 00:19:59,152
Hey, hey, wait.
562
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:00,681
What if I'd felt that
way about dad?
563
00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:02,074
Or you?
564
00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:03,027
We wouldn't be having
565
00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:04,204
this conversation,
566
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:07,080
or a relationship,
for that matter.
567
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:08,902
That's deep.
568
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:10,100
But you're still gonna help me
569
00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:11,861
sanitize 180 pairs of shoes.
570
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:14,596
My manolos?
571
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:15,821
Mm-hmm.
572
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:19,700
My manolos?!
573
00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:21,963
Eww!
574
00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:24,143
You've just heard
who knows by musiq
575
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,663
on his album soulstar.
576
00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:47,902
Woman: Woohoo! [Giggles]
577
00:20:47,952 --> 00:20:52,502
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