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Uh-uh.
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Uh-uh.
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You sure you don't want
to help trim the tree, ma?
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Far be it from me to tell my grown
daughter how to decorate her own tree.
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I feel I've become very skilled at
letting you handle things yourself.
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Wow. You said that
with a straight face.
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I don't recognize that one.
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It's new.
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I turned an old
fabric softener ball
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into a fragrant ornament.
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You know what? I have
the perfect place for it.
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So do I. In the trash.
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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ you're finding
you, I'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the joy ♪
♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪
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Uh. [Chuckling]
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[Knock on door]
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Hey, ladies. Mona: Hey.
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Oh, Mona. Your tree...
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Don't worry. I'm working on it.
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I wanted to invite the
two of you and Spencer
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over to the house
for a yuletide dinner.
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It's our first Christmas
at home in years,
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and I want to make
it really special.
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Yeah, I guess you
can't travel anywhere
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since big bird's
getting ready to hatch.
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Look, Spencer
and I will be there,
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but I doubt my
mom's going to want
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to spend the holiday
with dad and your mom.
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You know, Dee
Dee, I'd love to come.
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Is it ok if I bring a date?
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Ma, that is not
the holiday spirit.
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You know dad
is allergic to cats.
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I'm not talking about a cat.
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I'm bringing a man,
a fine, beautiful man.
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Phyllis, I didn't know
you were dating anybody.
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Neither did I. Is he a keeper?
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Well, I'm trying to keep him
at least until new year's Eve.
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I'm tired of kissing a picture of
Morgan Freeman at midnight.
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[Knock on door]
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What's up, people?
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Mona: Hey. Hey.
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You handlin' that tree, right?
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Somebody has to.
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I don't want it to
have died in vain.
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Look what came today.
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The holiday season
has officially started.
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Got my mom's fruitcake.
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I hope everybody's
been practicing.
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Dee Dee: For what?
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Our annual fruitcake toss.
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Uhh!
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Since it's hard as a brick,
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we always compete to see
who can throw it the furthest.
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What do you win?
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You win not
eating the fruitcake.
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I haven't tasted one yet.
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Well, make sure
you're done with that
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before you all come over
to the house for dinner.
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I am so excited to have
the whole family together.
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Oh, and gifts are
not only allowed,
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they are encouraged.
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Isn't that great?
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We don't have to eat frozen
Turkey pot pies and craisins this year.
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You didn't tell her
I'd go, did you?
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Of course I did. Having a big
family Christmas might be fun.
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It'll definitely be better
than the time in college
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when we tried to
smoke the mistletoe.
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Well, I can't make it.
I already made plans.
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Well, I thought
Camille was out of town,
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and your plans were with us.
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Well, I made other
arrangements, ok?
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And I'm late for
something. I'm out.
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You know, I think
I finally figured out
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what to do with this tree.
Hand me that fruitcake.
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Now step back while I wind up.
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Mona! You can't eat those yet!
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[Mouth full] But this
one doesn't have a head.
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[Telephone rings]
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Oh, could you get that for me?
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Hello?
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Hey, Neil. It's Mona.
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How are you?
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[Mouthing]
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Dee Dee? You
know, I just walked in.
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Let me see if she's available.
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She's right here.
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This is why your tree is ugly.
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Hey, Neil.
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Yeah, it's nice to
hear your voice, too.
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It's been months.
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No. We're staying
home for the holidays.
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Uh... sure, you can stop by.
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Ok.
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See you around 2:00.
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Dee Dee, you never see
your ex over the holidays.
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That's when people
get lonely and desperate.
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How do you think I re-hooked up
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with the chief dunker
at dunkin' donuts?
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Neil and I are over.
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Well, how do you know he's not
trying to get back together with you?
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Mona, it's Christmas.
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I can let him enjoy being
around me for a couple of hours.
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It'll be my gift,
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and if the man is trying
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to get back together with
me, can you blame him?
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I'm sure that's not his agenda,
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but if it were, could
you blame him?
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Oh.
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What are you doing here?
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Getting my mom's gifts.
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You know what a snoop she is.
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What are you doing
here in my office?
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I'm working... And I
need your zora file.
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Spencer, it's Christmas Eve.
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And I'm trying to
keep my mind off of it.
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You know I have holiday issues.
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We've shared our
issues at every Christmas.
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We're family. I
know how you feel.
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No, you don't,
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and to be real,
we're not family.
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Well, I feel related when
you need to borrow money.
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Look, Mona, there was a time
when neither of us had our dads,
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but now you've got yours.
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It's not like me and my father
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have the greatest relationship.
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But you have one,
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and you know the main reason
why I moved to the bay area
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is because I knew
my pops was here.
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I know it's hard
for you, Spence.
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That's why you should
come to dinner with us...
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Look, I don't want to be a part of
the Thorne family Christmas, a'ight?
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Fine.
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I can't believe you'd
rather feel sorry for yourself
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than be around people
who care about you.
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I can't believe I am
slaving over a hot stove
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when I could be shopping in
Aspen or shopping in Milan.
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Whoever heard of being
home for the holidays?
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Whoo!
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It's a scorcher out there.
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We could cook the Turkey
on the hood of the Bentley.
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It's damn near 95 degrees.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Neil.
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Merry Christmas.
Good to see you.
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And you've gotten
even more beautiful.
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Oh. You think so?
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I brought you godiva truffles.
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Although I think they melted
on the walk from the car,
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so it's more like truffle juice.
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Hi, Neil. Merry Christmas.
Now close the damn door.
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I'm not trying to air condition
the entire neighborhood.
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Yes, sir.
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Dee Dee,
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thanks for letting me come over.
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There's something
really important
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I've been wanting to say
to you for a while now.
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Something important
you want to say?
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[Doorbell rings]To me? Really?
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Gosh darn. A hostess'
job is never done.
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But it'll only take a minute.
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And nobody is looking forward
to that minute more than me.
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Eggnog's in the kitchen.
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What took you so long
to answer the door?
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It's like the freakin'
fourth of July out there.
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Really. I'm sweating
like Whitney in concert.
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And season's
greetings to you both.
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Charles: Yes, yes.
Merry Christmas.
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Now get your hands
out of my pockets
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and close the damn door!
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Well, I see scrooge
is in the house.
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Where's Spencer?
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Not coming. Long story.
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My man is coming,
but he's still at work.
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On Christmas?
Where does he work?
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I'm guessing either
7-Eleven or Denny's.
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For your information,
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he is at the top of his field.
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He is very much in demand,
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and this is his busiest
time of the year.
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Hello. Phyllis, what
an apropos ensemble.
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You dressed liked the
ghost of outfits past.
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And I see a
creature is stirring,
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and it's big as a house.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Hey, look, everybody.
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It's a Santa...
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Just like when we were kids,
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only daddy's over there.
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So, who are you?
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Ho! Ho! Ho!
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Merry Christmas.
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Why is mommy
kissing Santa claus?
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I'm guessing desperation.
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Everyone, this is Ben.
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Ben, this is my daughter Mona,
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her little sister Dee Dee. Hi.
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Their father Charles,
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and his pet giraffe big Dee Dee.
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Ben: Nice to meet you all.
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Sorry about the suit,
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but I just came in from
the children's hospital.
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Can I change somewhere?
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Oh, sure. Follow me.
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So, is Santa steppin'
out on mama claus?
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He's a very nice man.
We met at the mall.
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He threw me a candy
cane as I passed by.
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I caught it in my mouth.
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How romantic.
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I guess catching
frisbees in the park
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all those years
finally paid off, huh?
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It's the darndest thing.
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I got the switch on,
but no air is coming out.
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Well, Charles, I see
you're just as handy as ever.
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Hey, I just sent Neil around back
the check out the electrical whoozits.
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You were right.
Neil wants me back.
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He actually said that?
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Wow. I can't
believe I was right.
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He said I was beautiful,
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and he gave me a box
of my favorite chocolates.
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Sure, they were melted,
but what else could it mean?
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Well, it could mean
you're beautiful
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and it's chocolate-meltin'
hot outside.
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Or it could mean I'm right,
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which I still can't believe.
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He also said we
really need to talk.
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What a mess.
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I hate to break
Neil's heart twice...
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And on Jesus' birthday.
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Charles, from what little
I know about the kitchen,
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it's broken.
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I blame Neil.
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How do you people
get through the day?
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A buddy of mine just called.
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There's a brown-out
in the entire bay area.
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Oh, that's awful.
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Who are you?
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This would be my date Ben.
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Cleans up pretty
good, don't you think?
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There's more to me than a
big red suit and a welcoming lap.
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Hey, don't sell yourself
short on that welcoming lap.
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Sorry I couldn't
fix your fuse box,
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which, by the way,
is in your garage.
252
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So, Dee Dee, can
we talk anytime soon?
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Of course we can talk.
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Go ahead.
255
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,194
Uh... I'd rather
do it in private.
256
00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:29,588
Please. I tell my
sister everything.
257
00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,332
Let's just cut out
the middleman.
258
00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:34,849
Dee Dee,
259
00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:36,548
I'm getting married.
260
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,031
You're getting married!
261
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,250
Her name's Janet.
262
00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:45,729
I only met her a few months ago,
263
00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:47,209
but she's amazing.
264
00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:49,558
And I wanted you to
hear the news from me.
265
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,829
Well... this is great.
266
00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:54,613
We should celebrate.
267
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,347
In fact, you should
stay for dinner,
268
00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:59,048
because this is such
big, wonderful news.
269
00:10:59,136 --> 00:11:00,826
Yes. Big it is.
270
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,752
Yes. Yes, it is.
271
00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:05,877
I'll go get us
something to toast with.
272
00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:08,673
And I will help her.
273
00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,627
It's starting to
get hot in here.
274
00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:14,885
I don't know if it's
the weather or you.
275
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:17,718
It's the weather, but
you can blame it on me.
276
00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:23,326
As if this holiday
weren't hellish enough,
277
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:25,691
now we've gotta watch
the middle class make out.
278
00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:29,430
If it weren't my own
house, I'd leave.
279
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:32,170
On top of that, it
is so hot in here,
280
00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:33,686
we're gonna have to eat outside.
281
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,610
[Sighs] Why can't
we be at Aspen,
282
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:39,085
celebrating Christmas in a cozy
chalet, the way god intended?
283
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,090
Ok, Santa.
284
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:46,791
I think you're a little too
close to the south pole.
285
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,751
Or The Bahamas. We
could've been in The Bahamas.
286
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,840
But no. Now we
have to eat outside.
287
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:56,145
Are you ok, sis?
288
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:57,537
Of course, I'm ok.
289
00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:59,019
I'm more than ok.
290
00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,829
I mean, Neil's always
wanted to get married,
291
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:02,334
and now he finally
has what he wants.
292
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:03,897
Why wouldn't I be happy for him?
293
00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:05,904
'Cause you used to
be in love with him,
294
00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:08,286
and 5 minutes ago you
thought he wanted you back.
295
00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:10,769
Well, I've moved
on. Neil's moved on.
296
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,040
You should move on, too.
297
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:13,272
You know, Mona, I don't know why
298
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:14,427
you can't be happy for Neil!
299
00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:19,386
Ugh.
300
00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:23,703
I was hoping when I announced
we were eating outside,
301
00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:24,786
everyone would leave.
302
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,181
I'm praying for bees.
303
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:30,448
I don't know which of
these is better for Turkey.
304
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:33,402
Smoky mesquite,
teriyaki, or chipotle.
305
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:34,711
It doesn't matter, sweetheart.
306
00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:36,357
It's all going to be bad.
307
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:42,242
Ben! There are people around.
308
00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:43,846
I know, baby.
309
00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,682
But I'm finally free
of playing Santa
310
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,896
and all them whining kids.
311
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,805
"Santa, can you get me this?
312
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,730
Santa, can you get me that?"
313
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:57,035
I got to break free and
indulge in some adult activities.
314
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:00,687
You get my drift?
315
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,910
Oh, I get your drift,
316
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,148
but you're gonna
get my left hook
317
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:04,483
if you don't stop it.
318
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,963
Ooh. Feisty.
319
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:11,088
I wish Santa paws would
show a little decorum!
320
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:15,663
Why are you so concerned
with that pachyderm in polyester?
321
00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:17,674
I'm not.
322
00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:19,043
I would just like
people in my house
323
00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,539
to show some dignity
and self-respect.
324
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,795
I mean, my impressionable
children are here.
325
00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:29,421
Ahem.
326
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:31,514
Didn't want these
to go to waste.
327
00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:32,993
Big stick, anyone?
328
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:37,902
Neil?
329
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,685
Can I get some water?
330
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:43,908
Absolutely.
331
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,483
Actually, can I
just have the ice?
332
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,144
Ok.
333
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:03,022
♪ Silent night ♪
334
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:09,065
♪ holy night ♪
335
00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:15,592
♪ all is calm ♪
336
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:18,507
Pardon my reach.
337
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,896
I'll pardon yours if
you pardon mine.
338
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,600
Guess it's not
really the holidays
339
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:26,999
till someone gets
their Christmas goose.
340
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,736
Spencer, you came.
341
00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:35,349
What's Christmas without me?
342
00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,269
Ooh. What's this?
343
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:39,124
Well, you know a brother
ain't big on shopping,
344
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,319
so I figured I'd give you
something sentimental.
345
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:44,192
Wow. Spencer, it's nice.
346
00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:45,584
What is it?
347
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:47,934
Remember when we tried to smoke
348
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,497
that mistletoe back in the day?
349
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:52,944
Well, I kept the ashes,
the leaf, and the clip.
350
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,984
That is so sweet. And strange.
351
00:14:58,549 --> 00:14:59,589
I love it.
352
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:03,547
Come on. I also want to tell you
353
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,561
I was stupid and
selfish earlier.
354
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:07,533
I think it's cool that your
dad is back in your life.
355
00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:09,258
Me, too.
356
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,173
And you are my family.
357
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,518
You always have been.
358
00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:13,907
Aw.
359
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:21,090
Is Dee Dee going to the
players' club or something?
360
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:27,539
Mmm. There it is
again, calling me.
361
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:28,802
Stop it.
362
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:31,234
Look here, jolly
bold Saint Nick,
363
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,191
it's obvious that Phyllis
364
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,890
doesn't appreciate
your behavior.
365
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,937
But since you don't seem
to be getting the message,
366
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:39,373
allow me to be clear. Your
Christmas here is over.
367
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:40,720
Are you serious?
368
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:43,159
When I'm joking, you'll know it.
369
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,251
Are you coming?
370
00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:47,396
No, I had enough of you, too.
371
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:48,604
You need to bounce.
372
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:50,864
So get out.
373
00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:54,612
I mean, go in, and then get out.
374
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:57,829
That's right, daddy Thorne.
375
00:15:57,913 --> 00:16:00,003
That's how you do it. Man style.
376
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:02,479
You gotta know how to
handle these things, Chester.
377
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,493
See? Family.
378
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:08,404
Yes, Charles.
We're all impressed.
379
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,209
I'm going inside. I'm
sure I won't be missed.
380
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:13,802
This looks like a
2-carat problem.
381
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,331
What's wrong?
382
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,812
Why do you care if that
Santa gropes Phyllis?
383
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:25,594
Oh, Dee. Phyllis is the
mother of my firstborn.
384
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,070
And?
385
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,550
And our relationship is like...
386
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,860
I don't know. Like an old
house that I used to live in.
387
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,467
But even though I moved out,
388
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:35,117
I still care that
it's looked after.
389
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,077
There's history there.
390
00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:41,612
So you see Phyllis as an
old, raggedy, run-down house?
391
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:46,441
With a car up on
blocks in the front yard.
392
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,488
[Mixer starts]
393
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:53,876
Hallelujah!
394
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:57,968
Air conditioning.
395
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,630
God bless us, everyone.
396
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,422
I think I should be going.
397
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:10,986
Why?
398
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,823
Neil, we haven't even
talked about Janet yet.
399
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,512
That is her name, right?
400
00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:17,209
Do you have any pictures?
401
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:19,467
Remember those
pictures we took, Neil?
402
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:23,346
Dee Dee, come with me.
403
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:31,531
Why are you throwing
yourself at an engaged man?
404
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,305
You're embarrassing yourself.
405
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:37,190
Mona, can't you see
through Neil's whole ruse?
406
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,453
He's just saying
he's getting married
407
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:41,966
so I'll be jealous
and want him back.
408
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,591
Wow. It is amazing what
the ego does to protect itself.
409
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,021
Think about it.
410
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,030
Where is this Janet?
411
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:53,546
It's Christmas, and
he's here with me,
412
00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:55,937
eating my food, giving me gifts.
413
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:58,251
It's me he wants to be with.
414
00:17:58,338 --> 00:17:59,898
You have straight snapped.
415
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:03,338
Neil is getting married.
416
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:04,780
I know you're hurt.
417
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:06,036
This is all new to you,
418
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,218
but take it from
your big sister.
419
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,004
He gone, girl.
420
00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:16,048
But he's not
supposed to be gone.
421
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,748
He's supposed to suffer
at least another year.
422
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:23,278
Look, Dee Dee, I know
this is hard to hear.
423
00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:25,153
Especially on Christmas.
424
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:27,584
But you need to face reality.
425
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,241
And if that's too depressing,
426
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,685
just compare your
love life to mine.
427
00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,238
That always makes
you feel better.
428
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,897
I'm so glad you're my sister.
429
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:38,725
Aw.
430
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:41,603
Now, tell me more stories
about your depressing love life.
431
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,651
I hope I didn't make
you uncomfortable.
432
00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:49,555
I was actually
kind of flattered.
433
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,569
After I got over
being uncomfortable.
434
00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:57,528
I hope you and Jessica
have a great life together.
435
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,140
It's Janet.
436
00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:03,396
And I would've never met
her if you hadn't dumped me,
437
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:04,930
so thanks.
438
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,973
Don't mention it. Or what
happened here today.
439
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,889
To anyone. Ever.
440
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,459
Take care. Bye.
441
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:17,675
This turned out to
be a nice Christmas.
442
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:19,455
Well, it's about to get nicer.
443
00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:20,719
Mona.
444
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:23,512
You know I have a girlfriend.
445
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:27,562
And an overblown sense of self.
446
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,468
I'm talking about the
gift I'm gonna give you.
447
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,610
I wanna help you
find your father.
448
00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:34,964
Are you for real?
449
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:37,133
Absolutely. I'll
ask mom to help.
450
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,999
She's a bloodhound
for men her age.
451
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:41,701
You'd do that for me?
452
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,009
Merry Christmas, Spencer.
453
00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:46,095
Merry Christmas.
454
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:56,498
♪ Hark, the herald angels sing ♪
455
00:19:56,586 --> 00:20:00,626
♪ glory to the newborn king ♪
456
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:04,941
♪ hark, the herald angels sing ♪
457
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:06,509
♪ glory to ♪
458
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:11,206
♪ the newborn king ♪
459
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:14,597
[Sings off-key]
460
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:16,776
Oh.
461
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,481
Now, this is Christmas.
462
00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:22,126
Let's all remember and
Cherish this moment.
463
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,791
'Cause it's never
happening again.
464
00:20:23,841 --> 00:20:28,391
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