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I'm sorry, but it's
been 20 minutes.
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Your party is still not here,
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and we have a line
clear down to supercuts.
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So either order or
give up the table,
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'cause you are
holdin' up my tips.
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I swear. Mona's
parking the car.
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She'll be here.
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5 minutes ago you told me
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she was going to the bathroom.
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Well, she's driving
a big ol' winnebago,
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and you know how
difficult those are to park.
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Look. I Don't know
who this Mona person is,
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but you need to re-examine
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your relationship
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away from my station.
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You know, maybe you're right.
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Mona hasn't been
a very good sister
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at all lately.
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I mean, this is the
third time in 2 weeks
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that she has stood me up.
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Plus she didn't
want to go shopping
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for our dad's birthday present,
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and then once when I was 9...
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You're just stalling
for time, aren't you?
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You just lost your tip, missy.
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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ you're finding
you, i'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the joy ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪ooh.
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Wow. Someone else was mugged
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just a few blocks
from my apartment.
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That's the reason
I Don't carry cash.
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Well, that and I
Don't have any.
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I just feel so vulnerable.
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I used to feel the
same way, sister.
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Man, do you keep your ear
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permanently
attached to the door?
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Yes.
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Mona, I have the
perfect solution.
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I refuse to stay in my apartment
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locked in a closet.
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Please, like i've ever
been in one of those.
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I have one word for
you: Self-defense.
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That's 2 words.
It's hyphenated.
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Anyway, there's this
fabulously intensive
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2-week course.
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Sounds like
something I could use.
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I've been taking
it for 2 years.
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Why have you been taking
a 2-week course for 2 years?
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Well, the instructor's hot.
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And if you Don't
do the moves right,
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he touches you.
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I had to ask.
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Where the hell were
you this afternoon?
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And please tell me
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you aren't trying
to dance again.
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No. I'm just getting ready
for my self-defense class.
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Mona, we had lunch plans.
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Oh, i'm so sorry, Dee Dee.
It'll never happen again.
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That's what you
said the last time.
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In fact, that's why you
were taking me to lunch...
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To make up for the last time.
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You know, if I were you, i'd
stop making plans with me.
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Mona, you are really
giving me the runaround.
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What is the point
of being sisters
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if we aren't gonna spend
any quality time together?
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I mean, we're
usually with Spencer
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or my mom or your mom
or my boyfriend or your...
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Well, it's never
just you and me.
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Fine. Come with me to
my self-defense class.
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I Don't know.
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Aren't those classes
for lonely women
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who need to be touched
and can't afford massages?
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Just one more reason
to take it. Let's move.
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Ok, the next move
i'm gonna teach you
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is a defense
against an attacker.
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Do I have any volunteers?
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Anyone else? Anyone at all?
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Carla!
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Thank god!
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I mean, thank you.
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Bitch.
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So, class,
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it's a very simple maneuver
to flip an aggressor.
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Carla.
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Come at me from behind.
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Now he's just taunting me.
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Shh!
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And when you feel your
attacker get near you,
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simply grab their arm,
and with one swift motion,
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you flip them over.
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Ok, my turn! I've
been a bad boy.
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Ok, ladies and Adam,
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now, it's your turn to
try this with a partner.
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Ok, you go first.
Try to flip me.
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Maybe we need to
watch someone first.
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Let's just sit this one out.
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[Yells]
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I did it! I took her down!
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I'm, like, ooh,
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crouching tiger, hidden Mona.
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Should I go into
the white light?
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Mona, this is
supposed to be practice.
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Oh, my god!
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Somebody call the paramedics.
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Yeah, this is terrible.
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I blame Carla.
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[Hoarsely] Water.
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No, no, no. I'll
get that for you.
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The doctor said
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you'll heal faster
if you Don't move.
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That's good, 'cause I can't.
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There's my broken flower.
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[Gasps]
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It's worse than I thought.
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I can seethe pilates muscle tone
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fading already.
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You!
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Now, I know you
inherited the grace
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of an ox from your mother,
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but that is no excuse
to hurt my baby.
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Mother, it isn't Mona's fault.
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Save your precious energy, dear.
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What kind of big
sister are you?!
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The sturdy one
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is supposed to protect
the fragile Fawn.
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It's nature's way.
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What do you have
to say for yourself?
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Well, i... i Don't
want to hear it.
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Don't worry, little
Dee, mother's here.
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I think a stiff drink
will do a world of good.
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Oh, no. I Don't think
she's supposed to mix
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alcohol with her medication.
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The drink is for me.
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I hate being sober
around the infirm.
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Hey, honey. Hey, Spencer.
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Spencer: Hey.
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Just dropped by
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to bring you a little
homemade lasagna.
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It's half-eaten.
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Hey, I gotta eat, too.
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So how's Dee Dee doing?
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Not too good
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since Mona flipped her
like a pancake at I.H.O.P.
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Why is everybody trying
to make me feel guilty?
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Baby, let me tell
you a little story.
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There are these
4 best girlfriends
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lookin' for a way
out of the ghetto.
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Now, none of them
can rap or play ball,
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so they turn to bank robbery.
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Well, tragedy ensues.
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Ma, that's the
movie, set it off.
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Yeah, I just saw it.
That was a good story.
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What does that
have to do with guilt?
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Well, I went up on the roof
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to patch into my
neighbor's cable
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to see it. And, frankly,
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i'm feeling a little guilty.
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Well, I would never hurt
Dee Dee on purpose.
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Well, you did put a
picture of Dee Dee
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on your dart board
back in college.
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And you pimped
her on a video shoot
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to score points at work.
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And you put her e-mail address
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on that freaky singles website.
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I didn't do th@t
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oh, yeah, that was me,
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but I blamed it on you.
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Ok, ok, it's true.
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Ever since I was a kid,
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i've wanted Dee Dee to
suffer in some small way.
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Remember that doll I
had... Baby drink-n-wet?
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And I told you she
looked so beat up
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because she got
run over by a car?
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Well, that wasn't exactly true.
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Hey, Dee Dee,
it's so nice of you
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to leave daddy's
big, pretty house
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and come play with me
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in my itty-bitty apartment.
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I have some special games
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we can play.
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Thanks for coming over.
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Drop by again.
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And that was before I discovered
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the joys of fire.
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Girl damn near burned
down my drapes.
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Mona, you got some anger issues
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when it comes to Dee Dee.
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You need to deal with that.
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I know.
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I Don't want Dee
Dee on my conscience.
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Well, I say Don't
think about it.
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No. I have to find a way
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to make things right with her,
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but without spending money
or inconveniencing myself.
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Now, that's the right spirit.
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Knock knock.
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I brought you
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a sorry-i-broke-your-back
package.
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Vogueand essence to read...
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Toni Morrison to pretend to read
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when your friends are over.
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And my coveted
taye diggs film festival
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cued up to where
he takes off his pants.
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That's really sweet.
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Of course, I can't
actually getto the VCR.
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Listen, why Don't I sleep over
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so if you need anything,
i'm here to help.
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You would do that for me?
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Well, you got
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all my books and magazines.
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What else am I gonna do tonight?
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Wow, you were "little miss
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African-American San Mateo"?
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How'd they fit that on a sash?
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They didn't.
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They made me wear
a big sandwich board.
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Oh, I can't believe
you kept the pictures
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from our trip to Disneyland.
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Look how little we are.
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Me in my mouse ears,
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you in your pirates of
the caribbeaneye patch.
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That was real for my lazy eye.
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Oh, yeah. Let's turn the page.
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Wait a minute. You
guys went to London?
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I Don't remember being invited.
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Let's do something else.
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What else did we do
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at our slumber parties
when we were kids?
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Oh, I know!
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Those talent shows, remember?
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Oh, yeah, we put on
your mother's wigs
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and her giant shoes.
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Oh, and we used her opera cape
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as a curtain.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
back by popular demand,
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the sisters Thorne.
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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Both: ♪ without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us? ♪
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♪ Sha la la-la ♪
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And then when the show was over,
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we'd eat popcorn
and milk duds together.
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Ooh, do you think it would work
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with m&ms or sour patch kids?
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I'm game.Ok.
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Mona: Mmm.
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Mmm.mmm.
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Thanks for staying
with me, Mona.
262
00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:41,252
No problem.
263
00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:44,426
Ooh! Ah. Got a kernel.
264
00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:47,083
Gotta get that out.
265
00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:49,168
Hey. I have one of those.
266
00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:50,687
You have a tooth tote?
267
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,040
Yeah.
268
00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:53,219
There's the scraper
269
00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,744
and the picker and the flicker.
270
00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:57,129
That's my favorite.
271
00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:58,611
Daddy always said,
272
00:10:58,701 --> 00:10:59,941
"you Don't have to
brush all your teeth.
273
00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:02,973
Both: Just the ones
you want to keep."
274
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,490
Hey, Dee Dee.
275
00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:09,650
I just thought i'd drop off
276
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,149
some kung pao chicken for you.
277
00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:12,405
And let me know if
278
00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:13,847
there's anything else you need.
279
00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,394
Actually, I was
thinking it was so helpful
280
00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:16,763
having you here last night,
281
00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,810
maybe you could stay over again.
282
00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,935
Oh, I Don't know, Dee
Dee. I Don't think I can...
283
00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:22,768
Ooh. Ooh.
284
00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:25,596
Sure. Why not?
285
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:26,855
You know,
286
00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:28,047
I have to get back
to work right now,
287
00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:28,988
but i'll be back
288
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:29,949
as soon as I can, ok?
289
00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:31,557
So enjoy the lunch.
290
00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:33,557
Thanks, Mona. Hey.
291
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:35,149
I couldn't get through
this without you.
292
00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:39,702
Yeah, ok, bye bye.
293
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:43,566
Oh, shoot. She
forgot the chopsticks.
294
00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:53,451
♪ What would we do, baby ♪
295
00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:55,758
♪ without us? ♪
296
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:59,495
♪ Sha la la-la ♪
297
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:05,379
Hey, baby, you ready
to go to the movies?
298
00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:08,683
Oh, my god. You've
been dumped again.
299
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:09,821
What?!
300
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:10,903
That mound of cookies
301
00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,211
means you've been dumped.
302
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:13,596
Now, tell me who it is
303
00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:14,749
so I can get my
friend at the IRS
304
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:17,387
to make his life a living hell.
305
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:19,345
No, ma. These are for Dee Dee.
306
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:20,834
Oh.
307
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:24,054
You know, that Dee
Dee sure is healing slow.
308
00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:25,444
You know what I think?
309
00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:27,267
I'll tell you what I think.
310
00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:28,565
I think all that soft living
311
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:29,970
has made that child frail.
312
00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:32,713
She's just a big little wimp.
313
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,155
Mom, why do you
always assume the worst
314
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:35,618
about Dee Dee?
315
00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:36,781
'cause the apple
doesn't fall far
316
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:40,799
from the heifer.
317
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,330
Well, this time with her
318
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,073
has actually been good for us.
319
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,374
It has?
320
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:46,850
Yeah, and if I cared about her
321
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,720
as much as she
seems to care about me,
322
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,511
well, she wouldn't
be upstairs right now
323
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:52,285
in pain and
practically disabled.
324
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,770
[Telephone rings]
325
00:12:54,861 --> 00:13:01,821
[Ring]
326
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:04,831
Dee Dee.[Ring]
327
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:09,094
I've fallen and
I can't get up.
328
00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:11,789
How long have
you been like this?
329
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:14,268
I Don't know. I
lost track of time.
330
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:17,228
I've been trying so
hard to get to the phone.
331
00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:20,708
Is it still Tuesday?
332
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,240
Wow. I better tell my mother
333
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:24,243
to go to the movies without me.
334
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,715
No, no. Go ahead. Have fun.
335
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,626
I'm feeling better now
that I can feel my legs.
336
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:33,161
Well, one of them.
337
00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:35,897
Ok, but i'll be back
as soon as I can.
338
00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:37,469
Are you sure?
339
00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:38,915
I Don't want you
to change your plans
340
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,078
just because of me.
341
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,777
Oh, I Don't mind.
342
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,004
You know, i've actually
343
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,873
kind of enjoyed
hanging with you.
344
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,004
See?
345
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:47,826
Things happen for a reason.
346
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,654
Your vicious and
unprovoked attack
347
00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:52,921
actually brought
us closer together.
348
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,046
So what you're saying is
349
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:54,917
I should have kicked your ass
350
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,918
10 years ago.
351
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:59,010
Maybe I mis-spoke.
352
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,500
[Knock on door]
353
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,802
Dee Dee!
354
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:11,235
Dee Dee!
355
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,935
Aah!
356
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,120
Spencer!
357
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:19,855
You can walk!
358
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:23,596
I can walk. It's a
miracle! Praise god!
359
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:25,648
What's really going on?
360
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,954
The real question is
how did you get in here?!
361
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:30,131
With the key Mona gave
me so I could check on you.
362
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:32,047
Now i'm in the
middle of some mess.
363
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,872
Well, you Don't have to be.
364
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,200
Just turn around, leave, and...
365
00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:37,175
And go to the
men's clothing store
366
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:39,837
of your choice on me.
367
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,972
And act like you
didn't see anything.
368
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:44,835
I could use a new suit.
369
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:48,757
Ladies like a man in a suit.
370
00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:51,504
I can't do that.
Mona's my best friend.
371
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,716
Ok, ok, i'm gonna tell her.
372
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,545
I just have to do
it in my own way.
373
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:56,743
Well, you better do it soon.
374
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:57,975
If Mona finds out I know,
375
00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:00,031
she's gonna blame me.
376
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:01,936
Now, why would she do that?
377
00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:03,991
Waiting to exhale,
jungle fever...
378
00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:07,427
You always blame the black man.
379
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,035
Seriously, Spencer,
380
00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,958
i'm starting to worry
about Dee Dee.
381
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,353
It's been a few days,
382
00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:16,536
and she seems to
be getting worse.
383
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:17,727
Well, you saw her last night.
384
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:19,346
What do you think?
385
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,940
I think she didn't look
like I thought she would.
386
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:24,403
Everything's gonna
be fine. Trust me.
387
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,358
Well, how can you be sure?
388
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:28,486
I'm not!
389
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,149
I'm not.
390
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:33,113
Why you got to be up
in my business, woman?!
391
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,853
Mona, you have
a visitor out front.
392
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,334
Really? Who?
393
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:37,283
I'm paid to take
messages over the phone,
394
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:42,161
not in person.
395
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,985
Ok, what's up?
396
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,344
What's up with what?
397
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:47,953
I sit at my desk
every day with a book.
398
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:51,214
Do you really
think i'm reading?
399
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,598
Yes.
400
00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:56,740
Please. I Don't
even know the title.
401
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,125
I'm watching people,
402
00:15:58,218 --> 00:15:59,918
and when you twirl
your fingers like that,
403
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:02,482
you're hiding something.
404
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,160
I Don't know what
you're talkin' about.
405
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:09,190
We can do this easy,
or we can do it rough.
406
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:13,102
Either way, i've got all day.
407
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:14,319
Fine.
408
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:15,708
Dee Dee's not really injured,
409
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,000
and she's been
fakin' it. Happy?
410
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:20,459
Ooh, that's good.
411
00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:21,634
And it would be a shame
412
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:25,899
if Mona found out you knew.
413
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,375
You wouldn't.
414
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:28,884
I'm 30, and i'm
still a receptionist.
415
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,470
There is very
little I wouldn't.
416
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,815
[Sighs] Ok. What'll
keep you quiet?
417
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:36,905
Wait. Forget I asked that.
418
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,386
Too late!
419
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,055
There's a certain
self-defense instructor
420
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,086
I know I could impress
421
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:42,394
if you pretended to mug me
422
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:46,569
and I kicked your ass.
423
00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:50,267
You want me to let you
kick my ass in public?
424
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:51,917
Where other people can see?
425
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,291
Can I just give you some tickets
426
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,006
to the ice capades or something?
427
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,061
This year? Without
Scott Hamilton?
428
00:16:57,146 --> 00:17:00,276
I Don't think so.
429
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:01,997
Adam, there wasn't
even anyone out there.
430
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,201
What's going on?
431
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:04,853
Dee Dee isn't really injured.
432
00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:05,956
She's been playing you,
and Spencer knew about it.
433
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:08,591
Oh, wouldn't I?
434
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:11,469
She what?!
435
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,032
Dee Dee's faking,
and I caught her,
436
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,029
but she says she
was gonna tell you.
437
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,381
And you just let her play me?!
438
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:21,951
See? Blame the black man!
439
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,631
Now, mini-Dee, if you
are not better soon,
440
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:26,131
I insist that you consider
taking stronger medication.
441
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:30,349
I always have mother's
little helpers close by.
442
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,010
Hey! Sweet tea.
443
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,144
I know how much you've
helped with my baby,
444
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:35,967
and I want to apologize
for accusing you
445
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,095
of intentionally hurting her.
446
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,467
It's just with
your being raised
447
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:40,796
in a house full of anger,
448
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:43,495
I tend to assume the worst.
449
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:44,724
I noticed that.
450
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,282
Oh, and, Dee,
451
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:47,479
if you change your mind
about what we discussed,
452
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:51,511
call me.
453
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:52,982
Hey, Mona,
454
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,352
I was thinking we could
have Chinese again.
455
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:57,987
Ok, time to drop
the act, Dee Dee.
456
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,817
So, did you have fun
making a fool out of me?
457
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:05,256
"Oh, Mona, could
you fluff my pillow?
458
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:08,125
"Oh, Mona, could
you jam my muffin?
459
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:11,217
Oh, Mona, could you
loofah my ashy ankles?"
460
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,877
Ok! Ok, I admit it.
461
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:15,112
I milked the injury a little.
462
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,617
A little?
463
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:19,664
Hey, i'm a drama
queen. It's in my blood.
464
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,230
But, Mona,
465
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,187
these last few days
have been so great.
466
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,856
For once I didn't have
to chase you down.
467
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:26,626
You were with me
because you chose to be.
468
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:29,154
No. You manipulated me into it!
469
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:31,938
Details.
470
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:33,423
The point is we were finally
471
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:35,073
spending time together.
472
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,547
We spend plenty
of time together.
473
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,988
You're always at my place
or dragging me to lunch
474
00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:41,205
or shopping
475
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:42,864
or introducing
me to your friends.
476
00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:44,207
I've spent more time with you
477
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:45,427
in the past 9 months
478
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,425
than I ever have
in my entire life.
479
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:49,257
Isn't that enough?
480
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:50,825
No.
481
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:52,192
I want more, and
sometimes I feel
482
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:53,611
like i'm the only one
483
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:55,067
who cares if we
ever get any closer.
484
00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:56,480
Dee Dee, I care,
485
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:58,960
but you can't
force relationships.
486
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:00,140
Your problem is
487
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,346
you're just used to getting
488
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:02,841
what you want when you want it.
489
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:05,324
That's a problem?
490
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:06,925
Yes.
491
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:08,405
Now, Dee Dee, we're sisters.
492
00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:10,015
That's not gonna change.
493
00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:12,885
But you gotta give me room.
494
00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:14,367
So, I guess this means
495
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:15,277
you Don't wanna hang
out with me tonight.
496
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:19,811
No. I'm mad at you!
497
00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:23,337
Are you gonna stay mad long?
498
00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:26,083
You just Don't give up, do you?
499
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,075
Nope, and i'm not gonna.
500
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,257
What am I gonna do with you?
501
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:35,094
How about a day
at the spa? My treat.
502
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,654
I guess I could
still hold a grudge
503
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:40,180
while being exfoliated.
504
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:43,396
No use being mad andscaly.
505
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:47,925
What's taking so long in there?
506
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:51,362
You go to eggo land
for those waffles?
507
00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:54,321
Sorry. I wanted them
to be perfect. See?
508
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:55,930
Just the way you like them:
509
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,130
Browned around the edges
with half Mrs. Butterworth,
510
00:19:57,152 --> 00:20:00,852
half Mrs. Butterworth light.
511
00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:02,058
Ooh, you should keep secrets
512
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:04,203
from me more often. I like this
513
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:07,030
making-it-up-to-me thing.
514
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:08,598
So now are we square?
515
00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:11,855
Oh, not even close.
516
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:16,259
Start a-rubbin'.
517
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:17,515
And after this
518
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:19,827
you're gonna
give me a pedicure.
519
00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:21,964
Uhh!
520
00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:25,216
And then we're
gonna dye your hair!
521
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,726
Whoo-hoo! [Giggles]
522
00:20:49,776 --> 00:20:54,326
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