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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,966 --> 00:00:03,066 Girly 1970 English 2 00:00:03,690 --> 00:00:07,330 [CLASSICAL THEME] 3 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:29,630 [NANNY] Good morning Mumsy... 4 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:31,820 [MUMSY] ...Good morning Nanny. 5 00:00:31,870 --> 00:00:36,620 Six o'clock already. What a lovely morning it is. 6 00:00:38,470 --> 00:00:43,080 Why haven't you brought the dear children to give me my good morning kiss? 7 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,940 [NANNY] Master Sonny and Miss Girly were up very early Mumsy. 8 00:00:46,020 --> 00:00:49,590 They're off playing. They do love their games so. 9 00:00:49,910 --> 00:00:52,660 [MUMSY] Found some new friends most likely. 10 00:00:53,110 --> 00:00:56,710 [NURSERY RHYME TUNE – BOYS AND GIRLS COME OUT TO PLAY] 11 00:01:20,370 --> 00:01:23,070 [MUMSY] Bless them... [NANNY] ...Heaven bless them! 12 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:25,620 [MUMSY] Did Miss Girly brush her hair this morning? 13 00:01:25,660 --> 00:01:28,450 [NANNY] Of course, Mumsy. A hundred strokes for Nanny. 14 00:01:28,510 --> 00:01:33,380 [MUMSY] She does have beautiful hair. [NANNY] Of course, Mumsy. Nanny sees to that. 15 00:01:33,620 --> 00:01:36,170 [MUMSY] You're really too good to them, Nanny. 16 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:40,150 [CLASSICAL THEME] 17 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:49,300 [NURSERY RHYME TUNE – BOYS AND GIRLS COME OUT TO PLAY] 18 00:03:06,330 --> 00:03:08,990 [MUMSY] ...and Master Sonny's toenails, did you cut them? 19 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:12,420 [NANNY] Of course Mumsy. Oh, but he did struggle! 20 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:15,920 [MUMSY] That's because the little chap's growing up. 21 00:03:16,060 --> 00:03:20,560 [NANNY] Mind you, Mumsy, for such a little chap he does get on his high horse sometimes. 22 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:25,550 [MUMSY] Ah, like his sister. The little loves. [NANNY] The dear little loves! 23 00:03:26,050 --> 00:03:28,590 [MUMSY] Did you give them a nice breakfast, Nanny? 24 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:43,360 [GIRLY SINGS, HALTINGLY] Nellie the Elephant packed her trunk... [SPITS] 25 00:03:45,010 --> 00:03:47,450 Went to join the circus... 26 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,800 Oh! [BOTH LAUGH] 27 00:03:51,650 --> 00:03:54,010 - Have a sweetie. - Thank you mister! 28 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,170 Here! 29 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:10,660 - Mmm. Do spoil me mister. - Brothers should spoil their sisters. 30 00:04:10,860 --> 00:04:13,760 [CALLIOPE PLAYS SHORT 'PIPE ORGAN' THEME] 31 00:04:13,890 --> 00:04:15,930 [NANNY] Do you know Mumsy, those little rascals 32 00:04:15,970 --> 00:04:18,190 hardly touched their brekkie this morning. 33 00:04:18,230 --> 00:04:21,950 [MUMSY] The dear little rascals. That's not at all like them. 34 00:04:22,990 --> 00:04:27,750 Well, come along Nanny, let's get room number two all shipshape. 35 00:04:27,830 --> 00:04:30,286 [NANNY] I was on my knees half the night, scrubbing... 36 00:04:30,310 --> 00:04:32,820 [MUMSY] ...all spick and span – lovely! 37 00:04:32,910 --> 00:04:37,090 [NANNY] Sheets – I thought linen... [MUMSY] Oh no, no. Flannelette. 38 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:39,800 [NANNY] Flannelette's itchy! [MUMSY] But very cosy. 39 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:42,420 No, definitely the flannelette, Nanny. 40 00:04:42,910 --> 00:04:44,830 Come on, help me turn the mattress. 41 00:04:45,010 --> 00:04:46,636 [NANNY] Tell you what, Mumsy. [MUMSY] What, Nanny? 42 00:04:46,660 --> 00:04:50,560 [NANNY] The little loves must be starving. You carry on here in two, and I'll make them 43 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,750 a glass of hot milk and a nice biccie. 44 00:04:52,830 --> 00:04:54,530 [MUMSY] A choccy biccie. 45 00:04:55,810 --> 00:04:57,270 - [GIRLY] Guess what? - What? 46 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:59,170 - Nothing. - What? 47 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:02,800 Mind your own business, fry your own fish, Don't poke your nose in my clean dish! 48 00:05:03,310 --> 00:05:04,510 Are you going to tell? 49 00:05:04,550 --> 00:05:07,900 Ask me no questions you'll get no lies, Shut your gob and you'll catch no flies! 50 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:09,120 Are you going to tell? 51 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,840 - It's a secret. - Come on, tell. 52 00:05:11,105 --> 00:05:12,985 - You're hurting me! - Give in then. 53 00:05:13,630 --> 00:05:15,513 - Promise not to let on? - Cross my heart. 54 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:17,160 - Cut your throat? - Cut my throat. 55 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:21,540 Children! Children! 56 00:05:22,540 --> 00:05:27,400 [IN SINGSONG VOICE] Don't hide from Nanny! Nanny's got nice milkies and biccies. 57 00:05:28,050 --> 00:05:29,480 Choccy biccies. 58 00:05:29,770 --> 00:05:32,300 [MUMSY] Nanny! It's all right Nanny. 59 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:34,800 Come inside and give Mumsy a hand. 60 00:05:37,042 --> 00:05:41,884 I heard Mumsy and Nanny discussing a certain person. And this certain person... 61 00:05:41,908 --> 00:05:44,210 - Do I know this certain person? - This certain person... 62 00:05:44,672 --> 00:05:45,586 What about him? 63 00:05:45,610 --> 00:05:48,730 Has been getting a little bit uppity with Mumsy and Nanny. 64 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:52,920 We'll have to find someone else then. 65 00:05:54,780 --> 00:05:56,280 That was the idea. 66 00:05:58,821 --> 00:06:01,216 Do you suppose his room's ready yet? 67 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,870 [SIGHS] 68 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:28,990 It looks ever so much nicer here than it did in number five, Mumsy. 69 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:30,900 [TIGER GROWLS] 70 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:33,000 [GIRLY] Come on, run! [LAUGHS] 71 00:06:33,970 --> 00:06:39,540 Hello, come on, are you friendly? Come on, we won't hurt you. 72 00:06:39,930 --> 00:06:41,690 [CAT MEOWS] 73 00:06:43,230 --> 00:06:47,610 There we are, Mumsy. All done. Elevens. 74 00:06:48,660 --> 00:06:51,260 There's our pretty pattern where we can both see it. 75 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:55,480 - Not tens? - Elevens. Tens are for bootees. 76 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:01,015 Better hurry up or I'll be finished before you. 77 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:04,040 You're not allowed to finish before me. 78 00:07:05,114 --> 00:07:06,613 That's right, I'm not. 79 00:07:07,283 --> 00:07:11,094 Just remember, you're only the Nanny... 80 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:14,631 I'm the Mumsy. 81 00:07:17,553 --> 00:07:19,052 [TIGER GROWLS] 82 00:07:19,076 --> 00:07:21,916 [SONNY] Come on! [GIRLY] He's usually friendly, you know. 83 00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:24,380 - Come on, here boy. - Come and eat your dinner! 84 00:07:27,810 --> 00:07:29,680 [SONNY] Ah, isn't he sweet. 85 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:31,448 [MAN SHOUTS] Hey! 86 00:07:32,570 --> 00:07:33,760 Hey! 87 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:36,560 What are you two doing here this hour in the morning, eh? 88 00:07:36,923 --> 00:07:38,338 - Me? - Me? 89 00:07:38,362 --> 00:07:40,496 Well I'm not talking to meself, am I... 90 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:42,570 - Of course not. - That would be silly. 91 00:07:42,773 --> 00:07:44,002 Now don't try to be funny. 92 00:07:44,026 --> 00:07:45,136 You heard the gentleman... 93 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:49,250 And that goes for you too. Now 'oppit. I might have to get a policeman. 94 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:52,180 Don't do that mister. Don't call a policeman mister. 95 00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:53,800 [GIRLY] We weren't doing anything. 96 00:07:54,250 --> 00:07:55,580 How did you get in here? 97 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:56,930 [BOTH] Easy. 98 00:07:58,140 --> 00:07:59,180 Go on. 99 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:02,090 Go on with you. 100 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:08,950 [SHOUTS] Hey! 101 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:13,700 Come back here, come on, come on. 102 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:16,220 What have you been up to, eh? 103 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:18,770 Sneaking in here before the place is open. 104 00:08:19,450 --> 00:08:21,110 What have you got in that box? 105 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:25,520 Come on, let's have a look at it. 106 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:32,740 Come on, bring it here. I can see you've got something hidden away there. 107 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:35,350 Open it up! 108 00:08:36,970 --> 00:08:40,670 [SONNY AND GIRLY LAUGH] 109 00:08:42,310 --> 00:08:47,270 - Bless their little hearts. - Their darling little hearts! 110 00:08:48,860 --> 00:08:53,840 - Mumsy's so proud of her dearest things. - Course she is! 111 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:58,130 - Mumsy? - Mmm? 112 00:08:58,970 --> 00:09:01,300 Do you think they'll bring anybody home? 113 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:04,190 Not... anybody. 114 00:09:05,460 --> 00:09:08,270 [BIRDS SINGING IN DAWN CHORUS] 115 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:30,510 Wake up, mister. Come on, wake up! 116 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:32,810 Drinkies! 117 00:09:33,230 --> 00:09:34,530 [MAN] What's that? 118 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:39,476 [GIRLY] Drinkies! Nice drinkies! 119 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:41,750 [CINE CAMERA RUNS] 120 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:50,450 - What's that? Who are you? - My name's Girly. 121 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,820 Yes, this is my sister. Her name's Girly. 122 00:09:54,088 --> 00:09:58,036 You can call her Girly. My name's Sonny. I'm her brother. 123 00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:01,710 Drink up, plenty more where that comes from... 124 00:10:01,970 --> 00:10:05,120 if you come with us. 125 00:10:07,555 --> 00:10:09,750 The little angels should be home soon. 126 00:10:10,599 --> 00:10:13,425 Seems ages since they went to the playground. 127 00:10:14,310 --> 00:10:16,940 They shouldn't make friends so easily. 128 00:10:17,010 --> 00:10:22,050 But it does them good to get out and about. Meet lovely new friends. 129 00:10:22,390 --> 00:10:24,346 [NURSERY RHYME TUNE – BOYS AND GIRLS COME OUT TO PLAY] 130 00:10:24,370 --> 00:10:26,350 [MAN SPLUTTERS ON DRINK] 131 00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:28,840 - What's your name? - Girly. 132 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:31,676 - Girly what? - My... name... is 133 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:34,996 [GIRLY CHANTS] Addy-addy-shickory- dickory-dinya-prinya- 134 00:10:35,020 --> 00:10:39,470 Upon-the-larry-alla- balla-whisky-chinese-salt... 135 00:10:39,926 --> 00:10:41,737 [BREATHLESSLY] ...just call me Girly. 136 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:45,616 - Just call me... - You're our new friend. 137 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,250 [CINE CAMERA RUNS] 138 00:10:47,819 --> 00:10:51,138 You never run out of film, do you. Who are you? 139 00:10:51,468 --> 00:10:53,779 - They call him Sonny. - Who's 'they'? 140 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,860 [BOTH] All the new friends. 141 00:10:56,162 --> 00:10:57,667 [GIRLY] My... name... is 142 00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,726 [SONNY CHANTS] What's your name? [GIRLY CHANTS] Mary Jane 143 00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:01,766 [SONNY] Where'd you live? [GIRLY] Down the lane 144 00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:03,566 [SONNY] What do you keep? [GIRLY] A little shop 145 00:11:03,590 --> 00:11:06,740 [SONNY] What do you sell? [BOTH LAUGH] 146 00:11:07,590 --> 00:11:10,960 [PROJECTOR FLICKERS] 147 00:11:36,460 --> 00:11:40,716 - Lucky new friend! - Not everybody is allowed a free film show. 148 00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:44,950 - Nursery tea! - Cakies! Lemonade! Crackers! 149 00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:49,640 Do you think they've found anybody yet? 150 00:11:52,180 --> 00:11:56,170 [MAN] Mumsy sounds rather nice. [SONNY AND GIRLY] She is! 151 00:11:56,570 --> 00:11:58,620 - Will I meet her? - [SONNY] If you're lucky. 152 00:11:59,293 --> 00:12:02,762 - Will I meet your Nanny too? - If you're a good boy you might. 153 00:12:02,786 --> 00:12:06,610 - What have I got to do to be good? - Stop asking questions! 154 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:11,216 - That's it. Is that where you live? - Where...? 155 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,750 - That bench? - Over there on that bench? 156 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:17,340 - No. - Where do you live? Come on, where? 157 00:12:17,607 --> 00:12:20,243 You can't meet Mumsy and Nanny unless you tell us. 158 00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:22,376 After all we can't just make friends with anybody... 159 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:26,046 …can we. We've got to know things, you could be anybody... 160 00:12:26,070 --> 00:12:27,736 - couldn't you. - I'm nobody. 161 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:30,340 - You must be somebody. - I'm nobody. 162 00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:33,260 - Don't keep saying that! - [EMPHATICALLY] I'm nobody I keep telling yer. 163 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:38,260 I've got nowhere, nowhere to live. Nowhere. 164 00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:42,780 [GIRLY] I bet you're lonely. [SONNY] Got nobody in the whole wide world? 165 00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:44,217 Are you what Mumsy would call... 166 00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:46,106 - [GIRLY] …an inveterate footman? - You what? 167 00:12:46,130 --> 00:12:49,380 - Nobody can miss you? - Nobody. 168 00:12:51,587 --> 00:12:53,427 [EMPHATICALLY] Now come on, get me out of here. 169 00:12:53,721 --> 00:12:56,453 [SHOUTING] Come on, you got me into it, get me out of here! 170 00:12:57,490 --> 00:13:01,196 [MUMSY] 'Soldier' – that's a nice name! 171 00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:03,466 [NURSERY RHYME TUNE – ORANGES AND LEMONS] 172 00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:05,720 Eat up your jelly like a good boy 173 00:13:05,987 --> 00:13:08,035 and then you can have some teacake! 174 00:13:08,884 --> 00:13:09,984 Teacake? 175 00:13:10,008 --> 00:13:11,416 Toasted teacake... 176 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,050 [SONNY AND GIRLY LAUGH MOCKINGLY] 177 00:13:13,630 --> 00:13:16,146 - …with currants in... - And sultanas! 178 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,496 [SONNY AND GIRLY LAUGH ONCE AGAIN] 179 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:22,330 Why are you laughing at your new friend? You're not to laugh at Soldier. 180 00:13:22,628 --> 00:13:25,032 - Sorry Mumsy. - [BARELY SUPPRESSING LAUGH] Sorry Soldier. 181 00:13:25,510 --> 00:13:30,220 Now children, get on with it. [GIRLISHLY] And afterwards, we can all play games! 182 00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:31,976 Games? 183 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:36,040 - And then we can pull crackers. - What do I wanna pull crackers for? 184 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:41,776 - Hats. Paper hats. - [GIRLY] Tin whistles. Plastic whistles. 185 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:46,190 They simply mean, dear, that no party is complete without crackers. 186 00:13:49,590 --> 00:13:53,446 - What about these teacakes? - The alarm is set for five o'clock. 187 00:13:53,470 --> 00:13:54,870 Teacake time! 188 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,046 - It's one of the rules. - Rules? 189 00:13:57,070 --> 00:14:01,606 In a happy family, you must always have rules. [SONNY] To abide by. 190 00:14:01,630 --> 00:14:03,786 - [NANNY] See. Mumsy says. - What? 191 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,760 If you don't have rules, where are you? 192 00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:16,620 [SHOUTING] I'm standing here with me bleeding guts hanging out, that's where. Sod the rules! 193 00:14:16,916 --> 00:14:18,726 [EMPHATICALLY] What about my teacake? 194 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,020 [ALARM RINGS] 195 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:24,710 - [NANNY] Teacake time! - Patience is a virtue, possess it if you can! 196 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:29,230 - There we are! - Here's a lovely paper hat for Soldier. 197 00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:35,650 Now it's medicine time! 198 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:37,910 Medicine? 199 00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:41,370 All of us get medicine in this house. Me and Girly. [GIRLY, TO SOLDIER] And you. 200 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:45,050 - I can't stand the stuff! - Then you'll have to go without. 201 00:14:47,294 --> 00:14:48,352 [SONNY] Mmm. 202 00:14:52,910 --> 00:14:55,760 [SOLDIER] Mind you, not all medicine. I mean, er... 203 00:14:56,190 --> 00:14:57,276 [GIRLY] Mmm. 204 00:14:57,300 --> 00:15:00,440 Some medicine's not so bad as others. Quite nice in fact. 205 00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:03,500 Come on, where's my medicine? 206 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,596 [EMPHATICALLY] Where's my bleeding medicine! 207 00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:08,780 Don't worry, dear. You'll get your medicine. 208 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:15,076 [SONNY AND GIRLY SING] Ring a Ring a Roses, A Pocketful of Posies – Hasha! Hasha! 209 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:18,895 We all fall down! [SONNY AND GIRLY LAUGH] 210 00:15:22,367 --> 00:15:24,562 [AWKWARD SILENCE] 211 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,870 - You didn't fall down. - You should have fallen down. 212 00:15:29,479 --> 00:15:30,620 Stupid, innit! 213 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:35,100 - [SONNY] But you've got to play games. - We did tell you about the rules. 214 00:15:35,910 --> 00:15:39,876 Not one more game? Just one more game before bye-bye? 215 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:43,930 Bar off this. Mucking about like kids. We're not kids. 216 00:15:44,230 --> 00:15:48,026 [SONNY] That's not nice. [GIRLY] And now you won't play any more. 217 00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:51,730 [NANNY, AS TO A CHILD] Would like a nice little drinky before bye-byes wouldn't you? 218 00:15:52,170 --> 00:15:53,650 Nanny tuck you up? 219 00:15:58,260 --> 00:16:00,170 Rather have her tuck me up... 220 00:16:03,579 --> 00:16:05,064 Well, Mumsy? 221 00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:12,350 All right then, one more game. But only one. 222 00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:15,280 What shall it be, Mumsy? What shall we play? 223 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:21,200 Let's play... Oranges and Lemons. 224 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:24,810 Come along Nanny. 225 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:33,610 [MUMSY AND NANNY SING] Oranges and Lemons said the Bells of St Clement's 226 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:39,270 I owe you five farthings said the Bells of St Martin's 227 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:44,170 When will you pay me? Said the Bells of Old Bailey 228 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:48,600 When I grow rich said the Bells of Shoreditch 229 00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:53,276 When will that be? Said the Bells of Stepney 230 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:57,960 I'm sure I don't know said the Old Bell at Bow 231 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,770 [GETTING FASTER] Here comes a candle to light you to bed 232 00:17:01,097 --> 00:17:03,188 Here comes a chopper to chop off your head! 233 00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:06,950 Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! CHOP! 234 00:17:07,550 --> 00:17:08,990 [SOLDIER SCREAMS AS AXE CRASHES DOWN] 235 00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:18,250 Scrub my fingers to the bone trying to get these stains out! 236 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:21,100 Girly should take greater care. 237 00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:23,846 [NANNY] Do hope they won't show when they're dry... 238 00:17:23,870 --> 00:17:28,220 She really is very naughty, smashing her dolls like this. 239 00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:30,320 If they do I'll have to try bleaching them. 240 00:17:30,879 --> 00:17:33,655 Do you think you could glue his head on again, Nanny? 241 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:38,540 [NANNY] They'll shrink a bit. Might have to alter them for the next new friend. 242 00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:41,440 [MUMSY TUTS] 243 00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:44,680 [SIXTIES PARTY MUSIC COMES FROM HOUSE] 244 00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:48,240 [SONNY] I tell you we're wasting our time. 245 00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:51,626 [GIRLY] The Mumsy doesn't want new friends from the park any more. 246 00:17:51,650 --> 00:17:53,970 [SONNY] I still think we're wasting our time here. 247 00:17:54,730 --> 00:17:56,750 [PARTY SOUNDS INCREASE AS DOOR OPENS] 248 00:17:57,470 --> 00:17:58,640 [WOMAN] ...who says so? 249 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,696 [MAN] [SLURRING HIS WORDS] Why do we have to leave now? 250 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,720 [WOMAN] Because you're drunk and I am bored. That's why. 251 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,140 [MAN] I know I'm not everybody's favourite layabout but I thought I was yours. 252 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,280 I was just beginning to enjoy myself. 253 00:18:09,550 --> 00:18:14,120 You and that red-headed trollop. She can't afford you anyway, lover boy. 254 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:19,366 - And you can? - I can, and I do. 255 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:23,360 - You... bitch! - You... bastard! 256 00:18:26,047 --> 00:18:31,812 [WOMAN LAUGHS] That's better. Down with that lousy party. 257 00:18:33,577 --> 00:18:36,821 Come on, let's go where it's all happening. 258 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,050 [SONNY] Come with us and something's bound to happen! 259 00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:42,586 This your car? 260 00:18:42,930 --> 00:18:46,550 Where the hell did you come from? Get out of here before... [PAUSES] 261 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,880 [SONNY] OK, let's go! [WOMAN] Go where? 262 00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:58,670 - Anywhere. You heard what he said – let's go! - Come on, let's go! 263 00:19:00,798 --> 00:19:03,282 [NANNY] Did the dear sweet loves say where they were going? 264 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,240 - This time? - Yes. 265 00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:07,490 - No. - Oooh! 266 00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:12,610 [POP ARRANGEMENT OF BOYS AND GIRLS COME OUT TO PLAY FROM CAR RADIO] 267 00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:15,150 [SONNY] Come on, come on over! 268 00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:18,840 [GIRLY] Now you! 269 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,526 [SONNY] Come on slowcoach, you're lazy! 270 00:19:25,550 --> 00:19:26,690 Come on! 271 00:19:26,970 --> 00:19:29,110 [WOMAN] Oh, I'm tired. 272 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,010 [SONNY] Hurry up! 273 00:19:33,530 --> 00:19:37,020 [SONNY AND GIRLY SHOUT AND LAUGH] 274 00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:48,310 Come on, at a boy! Come on, boy. 275 00:19:49,036 --> 00:19:51,218 [GIRLY] Whee-uu! 276 00:19:55,730 --> 00:19:58,360 Come on, gee up, that's it! 277 00:20:09,706 --> 00:20:11,327 [OWL HOOTS] 278 00:20:19,980 --> 00:20:21,670 [SONNY] Faster! 279 00:20:22,550 --> 00:20:24,920 [GIRLY] Wheeee! 280 00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:32,600 Go on, up you go! Go on. 281 00:20:34,170 --> 00:20:35,550 [GIRLY] Fun, isn't it. 282 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,006 [GIRLY] Wheee! 283 00:20:47,030 --> 00:20:48,760 [GIRLY AND MAN LAUGH TOGETHER] 284 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,150 [GIRLY] Come on! 285 00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:59,780 [GIRLY GIGGLES FLIRTATIOUSLY] 286 00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:05,320 [WOMAN] I want to go home. 287 00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:08,626 [MAN] Why are you always spoiling everything? [WOMAN] I'm not spoiling anything. 288 00:21:08,650 --> 00:21:10,526 [GIRLY WHISPERS TO SONNY] 289 00:21:10,550 --> 00:21:12,486 [MAN] We're having a good time, why don't you join in the same as everybody else? 290 00:21:12,510 --> 00:21:13,596 Now come on, ladies first... 291 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:17,390 [SONNY] Come on – Truth, Dare, Crime or Promise? 292 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,866 [WOMAN] Stop being so childish... [SONNY] I'll look after you. 293 00:21:20,890 --> 00:21:23,730 [MAN] ...you're lousing everything up. These two are a couple of ravers! 294 00:21:26,170 --> 00:21:29,046 [MAN] Get up the top, come on. [WOMAN] I don't want to. 295 00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:31,360 [MAN] Come on... [WOMAN] Let me alone. 296 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:33,896 [SONNY] Come on, behind me. 297 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:37,216 [WOMAN] No, let me go – stop this, I don't want to go! 298 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,360 [MAN] Come on, go down the slide. 299 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:41,190 [SONNY] It doesn't hurt, it's all right. 300 00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:44,991 [GIRLY] [SHOUTS] Go on! [UNDER HER BREATH] Give her a good shove! 301 00:21:45,015 --> 00:21:46,146 [WOMAN] [PANICKING] Leave me alone! 302 00:21:46,170 --> 00:21:49,540 [GIRLY SINGS TAUNTINGLY] Cowardy cowardy custard! 303 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:55,800 [MAN] Silly bitch! Come on, down you go! [WOMAN] Leave me alone! 304 00:21:56,008 --> 00:21:57,752 [WOMAN SCREAMS AS SHE FALLS] 305 00:22:07,210 --> 00:22:09,280 [GIRLY] What d'ya push her for, mister? 306 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:16,230 Do you know what the nice Mr Dickens says about children? 307 00:22:19,470 --> 00:22:24,550 I love these little people, and it is not a slight thing... 308 00:22:25,461 --> 00:22:31,384 When they, who are so fresh from God, love us. 309 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:40,006 [GIRLY] Hurry up, get your heads down. I'm going to jump over you. 310 00:22:40,030 --> 00:22:42,570 [SONNY] Come on then, hurry up. Quick, come on. 311 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,320 [SONNY] Spoilsport. 312 00:22:48,790 --> 00:22:51,410 [GIRLY] Come on. It's your turn. 313 00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:04,290 Come on – you're not that drunk. 314 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,230 [SONNY AND GIRLY LAUGH] 315 00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:19,570 [SONNY] Go on... [GIRLY] ...it's your turn! 316 00:23:20,549 --> 00:23:23,078 [THEY LAUGH MORE LOUDLY] 317 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,950 Nanny, Nanny, wake up! 318 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,880 - [SLEEPILY] What about Mr Dickens? - Shush! 319 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,190 - Don't shush me! - Wake up! 320 00:23:45,410 --> 00:23:47,070 It's the children! 321 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,950 They've found a new friend! 322 00:24:15,910 --> 00:24:17,790 [SONNY LAUGHS] Hurry up! 323 00:24:24,340 --> 00:24:28,470 [GIRLY] Put it in the trunk! [SONNY] Well, open it. Go on. 324 00:24:35,420 --> 00:24:37,760 [MAN RETCHES IN SHOCK] 325 00:24:52,050 --> 00:24:54,180 [TO TUNE OF NELLIE THE ELEPHANT:] 326 00:24:54,650 --> 00:25:00,140 [GIRLY SINGS] Little Miss Girly packed her trunk... [SONNY SINGS] ...and somebody joined the angels... 327 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:05,750 - Don't worry, you'll be safe with us. - The Mumsy will love you! 328 00:25:09,110 --> 00:25:10,500 [MAN VOMITS] 329 00:25:29,540 --> 00:25:30,540 [GIRLY] Ow! 330 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,070 - Children! - Don't fuss so, Nanny. 331 00:25:34,130 --> 00:25:35,800 That's right, Nanny. Don't fuss. 332 00:25:35,890 --> 00:25:39,280 We'll have none of your naughtiness. What do you say to dear Nanny? 333 00:25:39,930 --> 00:25:41,240 Come along...? 334 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:44,560 - Sorry Nanny. - I should think so. 335 00:25:45,930 --> 00:25:47,730 - Mumsy? - Dear? 336 00:25:47,890 --> 00:25:49,880 Can I take New Friend his breakfast? 337 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:53,340 'May' I. Friend in five has been a naughty boy. 338 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,760 Friend in five has been forbidden breakfast. 339 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,350 - No, not him. The new one. - Is he awake yet? 340 00:25:59,410 --> 00:26:01,876 We've put him in room two. I've taken his clothes off. 341 00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:04,960 Those clothes weren't dry. He'll catch his death! 342 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,350 [NURSERY RHYME TUNE – OH DEAR, WHAT CAN THE MATTER BE?] 343 00:27:11,270 --> 00:27:13,750 - What's this? - They're for you. 344 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:17,900 - I can't wear these. It's kid's gear. - Why, are you going somewhere? 345 00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:19,800 Where are my clothes? 346 00:27:20,410 --> 00:27:21,800 We had to burn them. 347 00:27:24,540 --> 00:27:25,840 You're lying. 348 00:27:27,970 --> 00:27:30,710 Gave you a bath last night and tucked you up 349 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,270 and Sonny put your clothes in the incinerator. 350 00:27:34,205 --> 00:27:38,032 - You gave me a bath? - You looked ever so cosy. 351 00:27:40,050 --> 00:27:41,290 You're not embarrassed? 352 00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:44,796 You had blood everywhere. All down your chest. 353 00:27:44,820 --> 00:27:46,260 All right, all right! 354 00:27:47,450 --> 00:27:50,280 - And all inside your thighs. - Shut up! 355 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,950 Sorry you don't like being reminded. 356 00:27:57,300 --> 00:28:01,800 It was an accident, see. We were struggling and she fell. 357 00:28:04,330 --> 00:28:05,350 Liar. 358 00:28:06,650 --> 00:28:08,140 You pushed her! 359 00:28:11,479 --> 00:28:15,925 Saw you with my own two eyes. Sonny saw you too. 360 00:28:16,420 --> 00:28:20,796 Anyway, Truth, Dare, Crime or Promise we said. And she... 361 00:28:20,820 --> 00:28:24,030 - Nobody else saw anything, did they? - Might have... 362 00:28:27,230 --> 00:28:29,620 Anyway, no-one will find you. 363 00:28:30,179 --> 00:28:34,033 And they won't find her, not in a month of Sundays. 364 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:42,000 - What the hell do I do now? - You're safe with us. 365 00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:46,997 We're a happy family. 366 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:52,260 Come on, eat up. 367 00:28:55,060 --> 00:28:57,230 The Mumsy likes having people in. 368 00:28:58,540 --> 00:29:00,867 Don't you like being looked after? 369 00:29:04,609 --> 00:29:06,482 [GIRLY] That's naughty mister. 370 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,190 You're going to need to learn the rules. 371 00:29:14,310 --> 00:29:18,770 - Well? - He's rather spirited! 372 00:29:22,420 --> 00:29:25,390 As long as he doesn't get too high-spirited. 373 00:29:28,343 --> 00:29:30,240 [NURSERY RHYME TUNE – OH DEAR, WHAT CAN THE MATTER BE?] 374 00:29:30,264 --> 00:29:32,436 [GIRLY] Give me that thing – No, I want that one! 375 00:29:32,460 --> 00:29:34,366 [SONNY] No. that's mine. Mumsy bought it for me! 376 00:29:34,390 --> 00:29:36,400 [GIRLY] No, Nanny got me one... 377 00:29:36,890 --> 00:29:41,820 [SONNY] No, it's not yours, no, it's not - I'm going to tell Mumsy. 378 00:29:42,460 --> 00:29:44,790 [GIRLY] Come on. Hurry up with that water. 379 00:29:50,190 --> 00:29:51,606 [NEW FRIEND] When do we get something to eat? 380 00:29:51,630 --> 00:29:54,360 [GIRLY] You'll have to wait. Not dinnertime yet. 381 00:29:55,130 --> 00:29:56,466 [NEW FRIEND] Do you have a lot of rules in this house? 382 00:29:56,490 --> 00:30:00,256 [SONNY] Of course. [GIRLY] They're for our own good. And yours. 383 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:03,350 [NEW FRIEND] Who says? [SONNY] Mumsy and Nanny, that's who. 384 00:30:12,450 --> 00:30:14,690 [IMPATIENTLY] What do you think we'll get for our dinner? 385 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,720 [CHANTS] Fish's eye in glue, filleted worms, yum yum, pig's bum... 386 00:30:18,926 --> 00:30:22,607 …Scab and matter custard, green snot pie, dead dog's giblets, dead cat's eyes... 387 00:30:22,631 --> 00:30:25,906 - And a cup of sick to wash it down. - You'll like it here when you've learnt the rules. 388 00:30:25,930 --> 00:30:28,020 Yes. Well I'll try. 389 00:30:29,370 --> 00:30:32,670 He might as well, huh. Come on. 390 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,736 [NEW FRIEND] These rules. Tell me some of them. 391 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,750 [SONNY] You'll find out, won't he. [GIRLY] He'll find out! 392 00:30:43,980 --> 00:30:46,106 [NEW FRIEND] These games, for example. 393 00:30:46,130 --> 00:30:49,276 [SONNY] Games are what you might call your rent money. Your dues. 394 00:30:49,300 --> 00:30:52,346 [GIRLY] You have to play games because you're our new playmate. 395 00:30:52,370 --> 00:30:54,130 [NEW FRIEND] It's like being back at school. 396 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,680 Suppose... I get fed up with these games. 397 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,670 - Where do you think you're going? - The lavatory. 398 00:31:07,660 --> 00:31:09,470 You know, shed a tear for Nelson. 399 00:31:10,175 --> 00:31:14,166 - For your girlfriend, more likely. - [MOCKINGLY] He wants to go to the 'lav'. 400 00:31:14,630 --> 00:31:16,886 [STERNLY] In this house you have to ask to go to the 'lav' – 401 00:31:16,910 --> 00:31:19,566 you don't just go to the 'lav' without asking. 402 00:31:19,590 --> 00:31:22,150 - You've got to say... - Please may I be excused? 403 00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:25,744 - Please may I be excused? - Of course. 404 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,800 - Do you know where it is? - Yes. 405 00:31:29,460 --> 00:31:30,470 Go on, then. 406 00:31:35,580 --> 00:31:37,110 He needs watching, that one. 407 00:31:38,470 --> 00:31:40,090 Itching powder in his bed? 408 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,800 Getting fed up with the itching powder bit. 409 00:31:43,990 --> 00:31:45,370 [SHOUTS] I've got it! 410 00:31:49,316 --> 00:31:52,704 - [DREAMILY] Didn't he say it nicely. - [SONNY] What? Say what nicely? 411 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:57,640 Please may I be excused? He said it ever so nicely. 412 00:31:58,860 --> 00:32:02,030 The Mumsy likes well-spoken people. 413 00:32:21,430 --> 00:32:23,830 [RATTLES HANDLE INEFFECTUALLY] 414 00:32:26,740 --> 00:32:29,780 [SHOUTS] Open this door! Open this door! 415 00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:34,430 I don't give him long! [BOTH LAUGH] 416 00:32:35,210 --> 00:32:37,160 Will you open this door! 417 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,810 [SONNY AND GIRLY LAUGH] 418 00:32:45,110 --> 00:32:48,510 [LAUGHTER CONTINUES] 419 00:32:49,980 --> 00:32:51,380 [GIRLY] Go on. 420 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,200 [SONNY] He's coming. 421 00:33:26,950 --> 00:33:28,440 [TRIES DOOR] 422 00:33:43,940 --> 00:33:48,090 [MUSICAL HUMMING OF SPINNING TOP, GETTING LOUDER] 423 00:34:30,060 --> 00:34:32,900 [SONNY] He's made his bed... [GIRLY] ...now he can lie in it! 424 00:34:33,230 --> 00:34:35,250 [THEY LAUGH] 425 00:35:23,478 --> 00:35:25,600 [DINNER GONG SOUNDS] 426 00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:37,780 [GIRLY SINGS] Oh, dear, what can the matter be...? 427 00:35:38,154 --> 00:35:41,758 [SONNY SINGS] Our new friend got locked in the lavatory... 428 00:35:42,010 --> 00:35:43,300 [BOTH SING] He'll be there... 429 00:35:43,370 --> 00:35:44,800 Shut up! SHUT UP! 430 00:35:44,930 --> 00:35:49,090 Is something the matter, dear? Now then, have we all washed our hands? 431 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,386 If there's one thing I do like to see 432 00:35:52,410 --> 00:35:55,190 it's nice clean hands at the lunch table. 433 00:35:55,530 --> 00:35:59,270 - Remember children... - [BOTH] Cleanliness is next to Godliness. 434 00:35:59,590 --> 00:36:02,616 What is cleanliness next to? 435 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:06,400 Cleanliness is... next to Godliness. [MUMSY LAUGHS] 436 00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:09,376 Now then, whose turn is it to say grace today? 437 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,020 - [SONNY] Me! Me! - Is it Master Sonny's turn, Nanny? 438 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:13,890 Yes! 439 00:36:15,050 --> 00:36:19,160 Through the lips, round the gums Watch out stomach, here it comes! 440 00:36:24,497 --> 00:36:26,888 What do good boys say? 441 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,350 Please may I have some bread? 442 00:36:32,170 --> 00:36:35,460 Please may I have some bread...? 443 00:36:37,524 --> 00:36:40,133 Please may I have some bread, Mumsy? 444 00:36:41,525 --> 00:36:43,814 Shall the New Friend have some bread, children? 445 00:36:45,030 --> 00:36:47,970 Nanny, shall the New Friend have some bread? 446 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,410 Only if he sings us a song. 447 00:36:50,650 --> 00:36:55,400 What a good idea. What song shall the New Friend sing, children? Mumsy? 448 00:36:55,510 --> 00:36:59,026 I dunno, what would you like? Roll Out The Barrel? 449 00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:00,490 [SILENCE] 450 00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:02,520 Any Old Iron? 451 00:37:02,810 --> 00:37:04,220 [SILENCE] 452 00:37:05,930 --> 00:37:07,810 Onward Christian Soldiers? Do you like that? 453 00:37:07,860 --> 00:37:11,230 We'll have no blasphemy at the meal table thank you very much! 454 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:12,506 I only thought... 455 00:37:12,530 --> 00:37:14,510 [SONNY] ...The Siamese National Anthem. 456 00:37:17,180 --> 00:37:18,440 I don't know that one. 457 00:37:20,564 --> 00:37:26,199 OH. WA.TAN. A. SIAM 458 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:32,240 OH. YE. SIAM. ANAS 459 00:37:35,410 --> 00:37:36,410 See. 460 00:37:37,330 --> 00:37:39,760 - What tune? - What tune do you think? 461 00:37:40,910 --> 00:37:42,670 Try the National Anthem. 462 00:37:43,860 --> 00:37:45,806 Go on if you're going. Come on. 463 00:37:45,830 --> 00:37:47,660 [TO TUNE OF GOD SAVE THE QUEEN:] 464 00:37:48,150 --> 00:37:53,060 [SINGS] OH. WA.TAN. A. SIAM 465 00:37:53,710 --> 00:37:56,910 OH. YE. SIAM... 466 00:37:57,488 --> 00:37:59,330 [LAUGHTER] 467 00:38:00,530 --> 00:38:07,380 [GIRLY SINGS] Oh, what an ass I am Oh yes I am an ass! 468 00:38:08,557 --> 00:38:11,062 [ALL LAUGH] 469 00:38:16,230 --> 00:38:19,620 [NURSERY RHYME TUNE – OH DEAR, WHAT CAN THE MATTER BE?] 470 00:38:51,807 --> 00:38:53,403 [SHRIEKS] 471 00:38:56,877 --> 00:38:59,019 [SONNY AND GIRLY LAUGH] 472 00:39:17,628 --> 00:39:19,522 [LAUGHTER CONTINUES] 473 00:39:45,766 --> 00:39:48,541 [REPEATED CRASHING AGAINST DOOR] 474 00:39:56,169 --> 00:39:57,574 Hello! 475 00:40:00,660 --> 00:40:04,480 [SONNY] First of all she tried Father Bear's bed, but that was too hard. 476 00:40:05,110 --> 00:40:08,470 Next she tried Mother Bear's bed but that was too soft. 477 00:40:09,279 --> 00:40:11,272 Last of all she tried Baby Bear's bed... 478 00:40:11,550 --> 00:40:12,780 [GIRLY RAPS GAVEL ON TABLE] 479 00:40:19,950 --> 00:40:24,280 You have been a great disappointment to all of us. Certainly to me. 480 00:40:25,988 --> 00:40:28,646 However, bearing in mind the fact 481 00:40:28,670 --> 00:40:32,148 that new friends often feel a little strange at first, 482 00:40:32,660 --> 00:40:36,370 that is to say, alarmed, and invariably try to run away, 483 00:40:37,690 --> 00:40:41,430 we usually give them a second chance. 484 00:40:42,470 --> 00:40:43,920 In fact, it might almost be said 485 00:40:43,970 --> 00:40:47,750 that giving them a second chance is part of the rules. 486 00:40:48,210 --> 00:40:52,820 Mark you, not all new friends get a second chance. 487 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:57,016 - I remember only last year... - Get on with it Mumsy, I'm tired. 488 00:40:57,040 --> 00:41:01,210 Don't interrupt. You know Mumsy doesn't like naughty boys who interrupt. 489 00:41:01,260 --> 00:41:02,860 He needs his sleep, he's growing! 490 00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:05,410 Mumsy doesn't like Nanny to interrupt either. 491 00:41:07,060 --> 00:41:10,980 We have decided to sentence you to do the shopping. 492 00:41:12,850 --> 00:41:18,930 Shopping is a lenient sentence when there are certain... mitigating circumstances. 493 00:41:19,150 --> 00:41:22,530 - What Mumsy means is that... - [NANNY] New Friend's not stupid. 494 00:41:23,390 --> 00:41:26,040 New Friend knows what Mumsy means... 495 00:41:30,050 --> 00:41:31,370 Just remember... 496 00:41:31,970 --> 00:41:38,000 in future, stick to the rules – and don't do anything silly. 497 00:41:40,749 --> 00:41:44,026 Now I think it's time we adjourned again, to bed. 498 00:41:47,559 --> 00:41:50,942 [NANNY] Come along Master Sonny, back to beddy-byes. 499 00:41:53,015 --> 00:41:55,843 [GRANDFATHER CLOCK CHIMES] 500 00:42:04,546 --> 00:42:06,907 [KNITTING NEEDLES CLICK] 501 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:10,960 [GENTLY SCOLDING] You've been a great disappointment to me. 502 00:42:12,286 --> 00:42:14,574 It's very silly to panic. 503 00:42:15,580 --> 00:42:18,880 Only little boys do silly things like that. 504 00:42:21,095 --> 00:42:25,805 And you're not a little boy any more, are you... 505 00:42:27,788 --> 00:42:32,741 Show Mumsy you're not a little boy any more. 506 00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:49,470 [NANNY SNORTS DISAPPROVINGLY] 507 00:42:52,621 --> 00:42:55,612 [LULLABY – OH DEAR, WHAT CAN THE MATTER BE?] 508 00:43:21,465 --> 00:43:24,074 - Where are you off to? - I'm hungry. 509 00:43:24,098 --> 00:43:26,000 - But you're never hungry. - I am now. 510 00:43:26,328 --> 00:43:28,876 I'm a growing girl, aren't I? Mumsy says so. 511 00:43:29,746 --> 00:43:32,646 Sometimes a growing girl gets an appetite. 512 00:44:03,510 --> 00:44:08,020 [MUMSY, INSIDE ROOM] Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top 513 00:44:10,850 --> 00:44:14,110 Now New Friend knows what Mumsy meant... 514 00:44:14,488 --> 00:44:16,798 by mitigating circumstances. 515 00:44:17,935 --> 00:44:20,335 [GIRLY GASPS IN SHOCK] 516 00:44:36,638 --> 00:44:41,622 [NURSERY RHYME TUNE – BOYS AND GIRLS COME OUT TO PLAY] 517 00:44:46,878 --> 00:44:48,666 Come on, hurry up. 518 00:45:00,539 --> 00:45:01,650 Quick! 519 00:45:06,190 --> 00:45:08,465 Careful. That's it. 520 00:45:26,250 --> 00:45:28,446 And, erm... a loaf of bread, please, miss. 521 00:45:28,470 --> 00:45:31,796 Yes, sir. Good day, sir. 522 00:45:31,820 --> 00:45:33,830 Good day. Thank you miss. 523 00:45:45,540 --> 00:45:46,760 Hello. 524 00:45:48,460 --> 00:45:53,120 - Yes sir. What would you like? - Mumsy and Nanny sent me. 525 00:45:53,810 --> 00:45:57,886 - They gave me a list. - How is the Mumsy? …and Nanny? 526 00:45:57,910 --> 00:46:00,140 - Oh, they're very well, thank you. - [SONNY SHRIEKS] 527 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,470 - Anyway, erm... - Yes? 528 00:46:07,990 --> 00:46:09,950 [SUPPRESSING LAUGH] I'd like a pint of strap oil, 529 00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:12,160 two left-handed screwdrivers, 530 00:46:13,070 --> 00:46:16,280 a pound of elbow grease [LAUGHS], and a pint of cooking glue! 531 00:46:17,460 --> 00:46:19,100 You've come to the wrong shop. 532 00:46:19,660 --> 00:46:21,870 You should've gone to hardware down the road. 533 00:46:23,070 --> 00:46:28,570 Well then, you wouldn't have any striped paint, would you? 534 00:46:29,110 --> 00:46:30,970 Mumsy and Nanny want some striped paint 535 00:46:32,090 --> 00:46:33,560 for the Last Post. 536 00:46:38,072 --> 00:46:40,493 Like I said. Hardware. 537 00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,360 But let's see what we've got... 538 00:47:22,900 --> 00:47:24,280 How's that suit you? 539 00:47:27,322 --> 00:47:29,877 - No, that's no good. - Why? 540 00:47:31,614 --> 00:47:34,936 - The stripes are too wide. - Then you'd better try hardware. 541 00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:37,960 Sorry I couldn't help you! 542 00:47:38,662 --> 00:47:40,814 Mumsy and Nanny will be cross. 543 00:47:44,630 --> 00:47:46,400 You can't go yet! 544 00:47:48,568 --> 00:47:51,888 [PUTTING ON AIRS] The shops are always so crowded these days you get quite worn out. 545 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,850 So why not take the weight off your feet, I say, 546 00:47:55,250 --> 00:47:57,680 and have a nice cup of tea! 547 00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:00,800 - Do I have to? - It's part of the game. 548 00:48:02,224 --> 00:48:03,377 Oh. 549 00:48:07,430 --> 00:48:10,080 - Are you going to have one? - It's only for customers. 550 00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:12,430 Oh. 551 00:48:12,980 --> 00:48:15,800 Well, if it's part of the game... 552 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,320 [SCREAMS AS THOUGH POISONED] 553 00:48:35,025 --> 00:48:37,241 [GIRLY AND SONNY LAUGH] 554 00:48:46,380 --> 00:48:48,386 Castor oil's good for you, dear. 555 00:48:48,410 --> 00:48:50,950 If I'd told you, you wouldn't have touched it! 556 00:48:51,610 --> 00:48:53,100 Castor oil?! 557 00:48:53,490 --> 00:48:57,456 Sonny takes his with blackcurrant juice and I take mine with lemonade. 558 00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:03,846 Castor oil! I thought, I really thought... Castor oil! 559 00:49:03,870 --> 00:49:05,620 [SONNY SHRIEKS] 560 00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:09,540 Miss Girly says the New Friend's a good boy. 561 00:49:11,830 --> 00:49:13,200 Friend in two? 562 00:49:14,072 --> 00:49:19,182 Well I wouldn't mean the naughty boy in five, would I? Five is in disgrace. 563 00:49:21,015 --> 00:49:25,008 Miss Girly says our friend in two did the shopping like a good boy. 564 00:49:26,460 --> 00:49:30,332 Miss Girly said he'd prefer his castor oil in ginger beer, though. 565 00:49:31,747 --> 00:49:35,056 I don't imagine he'll give us any more trouble. 566 00:49:35,110 --> 00:49:36,790 Nanny hopes not. 567 00:49:41,130 --> 00:49:45,520 [SIGHS] He's so very... different. 568 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:52,170 Mumsy, you're not fancying him are you? 569 00:49:52,670 --> 00:49:55,086 Fancying new friends is against the rules, 570 00:49:55,110 --> 00:49:57,380 you can have them but you mustn't fancy them. 571 00:50:00,474 --> 00:50:02,715 Fancying them only complicates matters. 572 00:50:03,218 --> 00:50:05,510 Rules are for the children, Nanny dear. 573 00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:08,910 - And rules are for us, too. - Now don't upset yourself. 574 00:50:09,220 --> 00:50:14,156 - [RAISES VOICE] Just remember! - Must I remind you, Nanny dear, that you are only... 575 00:50:14,180 --> 00:50:19,400 Yes, I know. I'm only the Nanny. You're the Mumsy. 576 00:50:23,339 --> 00:50:25,573 [KNITTING NEEDLES CLICK FURIOUSLY] 577 00:50:26,050 --> 00:50:30,000 Do you think he likes it here? Friend in two? 578 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:34,750 - Well you don't get cakies in prison. - Prison? 579 00:50:36,603 --> 00:50:38,284 Our friend in two... 580 00:50:39,180 --> 00:50:40,610 is a murderer. 581 00:50:42,450 --> 00:50:45,640 A murderer! In our house! 582 00:50:48,210 --> 00:50:53,840 [GIRLY SCREAMS] No, no! Leave me alone! Please, help! 583 00:50:59,768 --> 00:51:02,219 [SONNY SCREAMS] 584 00:51:03,110 --> 00:51:04,260 [BOW SHOOTS ARROW] 585 00:51:05,429 --> 00:51:08,799 [GIRLY GROANS] 586 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:17,650 The dear things! 587 00:51:19,551 --> 00:51:22,408 [SONNY YELLS SAVAGELY AT EACH AXE BLOW] 588 00:51:26,990 --> 00:51:28,860 The dear, sweet things! 589 00:51:30,893 --> 00:51:34,276 [GIRLY LAUGHS] 590 00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:43,116 Like I said, Mumsy, him in five's been very restless lately, very restless. 591 00:51:43,140 --> 00:51:45,540 Is that who they're playing with? Friend in five? 592 00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,406 I didn't see the rota this morning. 593 00:51:47,430 --> 00:51:50,286 No, friend in five is not allowed to play any more. 594 00:51:50,310 --> 00:51:52,166 They're playing with new friend in two. 595 00:51:52,190 --> 00:51:55,000 Ah, the nice new friend. 596 00:51:56,290 --> 00:52:01,356 He seems to have lots of energy. Just like the dear children. 597 00:52:01,380 --> 00:52:05,780 I do like to see all the dear hearts happy even if they do have too much energy. 598 00:52:08,854 --> 00:52:11,756 [COWBOYS AND INDIANS MUSIC] 599 00:54:04,140 --> 00:54:05,610 Got you! 600 00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:14,260 There you are! I thought you were trying to escape. 601 00:54:14,463 --> 00:54:15,726 Well, you thought wrong. 602 00:54:18,990 --> 00:54:20,280 Let go of my hand. 603 00:54:22,620 --> 00:54:25,470 I said, let go of my hand. 604 00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:29,190 You've not been learning the rules. 605 00:54:30,210 --> 00:54:31,770 Rules can be broken. 606 00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:36,280 I thought you were trying to run for it. 607 00:54:36,830 --> 00:54:37,970 No. 608 00:54:39,250 --> 00:54:42,640 You must never try to run for it. Not a second time. 609 00:54:44,027 --> 00:54:47,427 Because if you try to run for it, we catch you. 610 00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:52,090 I'm not joking! We put you on trial. 611 00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,710 P-properly, this time. 612 00:54:56,490 --> 00:54:57,550 Then what? 613 00:54:58,710 --> 00:55:01,960 If-if we found you guilty of trying to run for it, 614 00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,050 of trying a second time, 615 00:55:05,580 --> 00:55:08,250 if we caught you breaking one of the rules 616 00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:16,980 we'd send you to the angels. 617 00:55:19,110 --> 00:55:20,400 You wouldn't like that. 618 00:55:22,590 --> 00:55:24,570 [NEW FRIEND] Would you? 619 00:55:35,587 --> 00:55:40,497 No, no, oh don't go - 620 00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:43,680 don't ever try to run for it! 621 00:55:47,708 --> 00:55:49,332 [GIRLY GASPS] 622 00:56:02,170 --> 00:56:03,835 [LAUGHS] 623 00:56:26,364 --> 00:56:28,299 [SHE SOBS] 624 00:56:39,510 --> 00:56:41,280 Do you think he's settled in? 625 00:56:42,990 --> 00:56:45,576 - Do you? - What's that, Nanny dear? 626 00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,960 Friend in two, do you think he's settled in? 627 00:56:48,020 --> 00:56:50,510 Oh, I think he's settled in extremely well. 628 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,030 Indeed, he's the one with too much energy. 629 00:56:55,932 --> 00:57:00,113 That's why I put bromide in his cocoa, Mumsy. 630 00:57:05,823 --> 00:57:08,147 [SONNY MAKES 'INDIAN WAR WHOOPS'] 631 00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:42,060 You'll forget this if you know what's good for you. 632 00:57:42,798 --> 00:57:45,329 - You won't, though. - What's that supposed to mean? 633 00:57:46,130 --> 00:57:48,590 They say you never do, not the first time. 634 00:57:48,911 --> 00:57:52,250 - Look, just forget it. - Suppose I don't want to. 635 00:57:53,540 --> 00:57:55,930 Don't be so bloody naïve! 636 00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:01,790 [COWBOYS AND INDIANS MUSIC] 637 00:58:12,190 --> 00:58:15,270 [SHOUTS] You and your stupid games! 638 00:58:18,070 --> 00:58:20,056 - Anyway, it's like you say... - Yes. 639 00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:22,736 - It's five's the worry. - He's had his opportunities. 640 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:25,166 Now that two's all cosy where's the point in five? 641 00:58:25,190 --> 00:58:27,246 [NANNY] Why do we bother with five any more, he never listens... 642 00:58:27,270 --> 00:58:29,036 [MUMSY] I said to him more than once he played us all up... 643 00:58:29,060 --> 00:58:31,930 Not like two, two's a good boy. 644 00:58:33,545 --> 00:58:38,097 I think it's time friend in five was made to play 'the game'. 645 00:58:41,654 --> 00:58:44,214 The Humpty Dumpty game? 646 00:58:46,678 --> 00:58:49,051 [BOTH CACKLE GLEEFULLY] 647 00:58:50,650 --> 00:58:53,480 [NURSERY RHYME TUNE – HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL] 648 00:59:18,986 --> 00:59:20,389 Who's that for? 649 00:59:24,830 --> 00:59:29,010 - I said, who's that for? - Him in five. 650 00:59:29,230 --> 00:59:30,366 What about him? 651 00:59:30,390 --> 00:59:33,056 Mumsy and Nanny say he's to be put on trial. 652 00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:35,286 - Why? - You know why. 653 00:59:35,310 --> 00:59:38,650 Because he tried to run away a second time. 654 00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:40,370 Oh. 655 00:59:43,790 --> 00:59:45,970 - When? - The other day. 656 00:59:46,210 --> 00:59:47,940 No, I mean 'when'. 657 00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:49,670 Oh, soon. 658 00:59:53,750 --> 00:59:55,820 Here. Make yourself useful. 659 01:00:02,170 --> 01:00:05,190 - [GIRLY] You seem sure he's guilty. - And you're getting soft. 660 01:00:05,510 --> 01:00:07,020 [GIRLY] Mind yourself! 661 01:00:07,210 --> 01:00:09,470 - No I'm not. - And getting soft's against the rules. 662 01:00:09,510 --> 01:00:11,906 I know, getting soft's against the rules. 663 01:00:11,930 --> 01:00:13,746 - [SONNY] Just remember... - What? 664 01:00:13,770 --> 01:00:16,830 Rules are applied rigidly. You needn't think otherwise. 665 01:00:17,180 --> 01:00:20,360 - Why should I? - Just don't start getting soft, that's all. 666 01:00:26,410 --> 01:00:29,490 Come on then, rabbit. Have your biccies, come on. 667 01:00:29,956 --> 01:00:32,553 [NEW FRIEND WHISTLES HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL] 668 01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:40,480 Come on then, have your biccies. Come on then. 669 01:00:40,690 --> 01:00:42,640 There's a good boy, come on then... 670 01:00:44,860 --> 01:00:48,810 - New Friend like a nice biccie? - Thank you Nanny. 671 01:00:51,307 --> 01:00:53,770 Why doesn't Nanny like the New Friend any more? 672 01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:58,130 - Why would New Friend think that? - Well... 673 01:00:58,670 --> 01:01:01,820 Nanny didn't help the Mumsy give New Friend his bath last night. 674 01:01:02,684 --> 01:01:04,895 - Last night? - Uh-huh. 675 01:01:05,988 --> 01:01:10,260 Mumsy said the New Friend had the sniffles and wasn't to have a bath last night. 676 01:01:13,348 --> 01:01:15,784 I wonder why Mumsy would say a thing like that? 677 01:01:17,090 --> 01:01:18,910 Yes, I wonder... 678 01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:42,520 Spoilsport. 679 01:01:42,950 --> 01:01:44,360 [GIRLY] You're not allowed! 680 01:01:47,020 --> 01:01:48,286 That's a grown-up's game. 681 01:01:48,310 --> 01:01:50,170 I thought you liked grown-up games. 682 01:02:03,380 --> 01:02:05,740 I suppose you'd call it Mothers and Fathers. 683 01:02:08,230 --> 01:02:12,326 You showed me a game – now I'm going to show you one. 684 01:02:12,350 --> 01:02:15,860 Oh, yeah? What do you call your game? 685 01:02:20,130 --> 01:02:21,783 This game's got no name. 686 01:02:23,850 --> 01:02:26,790 But if you tell tales about you and me... 687 01:02:28,430 --> 01:02:33,269 you'll finish up in the sand pit. Up to your neck in it. 688 01:02:35,020 --> 01:02:39,450 And when you're struggling, buried in it... 689 01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:47,590 and when you're struggling, when you're struggling to get out, but can't... 690 01:02:48,870 --> 01:02:51,720 we'll all be taking potshots 691 01:03:00,150 --> 01:03:06,760 at you – only we won't be using cues. 692 01:03:15,870 --> 01:03:19,300 - [PLEASANTLY] You do understand? - Kiddy billiards, huh? 693 01:03:23,050 --> 01:03:26,210 So don't do anything silly like friend in five did. 694 01:03:26,740 --> 01:03:28,540 So there is another one in five, then? 695 01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:32,556 Plenty of dollies in the toy cupboard. 696 01:03:32,580 --> 01:03:36,340 - Yeah, but this one in five... - He's being sent to the angels. 697 01:03:36,620 --> 01:03:40,106 - He's what? - We're putting him on trial. 698 01:03:40,130 --> 01:03:42,670 [PORCELAIN DOLL GRATES – GIRLY GASPS] 699 01:03:43,170 --> 01:03:44,240 [NEW FRIEND, GENTLY] Hey! 700 01:03:49,839 --> 01:03:51,754 I don't want to see you get hurt. 701 01:03:54,820 --> 01:03:56,010 Just remember... 702 01:03:57,140 --> 01:04:01,940 Mumsy, Nanny, Sonny and me, we're a happy family. 703 01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:16,580 [MUMSY SINGS] Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall... 704 01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:20,110 Why do you suppose Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Nanny? 705 01:04:20,670 --> 01:04:25,566 Well, if the Mumsy doesn't know why, the Nanny isn't allowed to know why, is she? 706 01:04:25,590 --> 01:04:27,706 [NEW FRIEND APPROACHES KITCHEN, WHISTLING A TUNE] 707 01:04:27,730 --> 01:04:30,590 - [NANNY] Look out! - [SINGSONG] Here comes a certain person... 708 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,736 [MUMSY SINGS] Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, 709 01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:39,250 Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, 710 01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:41,406 All the King's horses and all the King's men... 711 01:04:41,430 --> 01:04:43,786 - Girly says... - Girly has far too much 712 01:04:43,810 --> 01:04:47,077 - to say for herself sometimes... - has Miss Girly. 713 01:04:48,867 --> 01:04:53,051 Girly says you're sending number five to the angels. 714 01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:56,930 She said you put him on trial, and found him guilty of not sticking to the rules 715 01:04:58,190 --> 01:04:59,826 and he's to be sent to the angels. 716 01:04:59,850 --> 01:05:04,010 Now you're being curious, and curiosity killed the cat. 717 01:05:05,470 --> 01:05:06,606 I just wondered, that's all. 718 01:05:06,630 --> 01:05:09,156 Little boys should be seen and not heard... 719 01:05:09,180 --> 01:05:11,720 otherwise, little boys get sent to bed. 720 01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:14,490 [PLAYFULLY] Who with? 721 01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:17,210 [INSOLENTLY] Come on, who with? 722 01:05:17,620 --> 01:05:19,210 That's not very nice... 723 01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:21,890 Not nice, what do you mean, not nice? 724 01:05:24,610 --> 01:05:26,846 You don't mean to say you've never... 725 01:05:26,870 --> 01:05:30,230 Nanny means you're speaking out of turn. 726 01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:32,280 [LAUGHS] I know all what Nanny means. 727 01:05:33,270 --> 01:05:35,206 Does she put all the new friends to bed? 728 01:05:35,230 --> 01:05:38,229 [STERNLY] Mumsy thinks you'd best go to your room. 729 01:05:39,443 --> 01:05:42,407 [OBEDIENTLY] All right, Mumsy. Nanny. 730 01:05:50,319 --> 01:05:51,549 Join me later. 731 01:05:55,090 --> 01:05:56,960 I don't like his tone. 732 01:05:58,790 --> 01:05:59,870 No. 733 01:06:02,310 --> 01:06:03,790 I'm sure you don't. 734 01:06:05,630 --> 01:06:09,330 Are you trying to tell me something, Nanny dear? 735 01:06:20,705 --> 01:06:22,468 [SONNY AND GIRLY LAUGH] 736 01:06:38,670 --> 01:06:41,210 [NUMBER 5 WHIMPERS IN FEAR] 737 01:06:54,058 --> 01:06:55,672 [ABACUS RATTLES] 738 01:07:01,249 --> 01:07:04,765 [CALLIOPE 'GALLOPER' MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY] 739 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,310 [SONNY MAKES 'INDIAN WAR WHOOPS'] 740 01:07:37,244 --> 01:07:39,084 [CALLIOPE MUSIC STOPS] 741 01:07:41,940 --> 01:07:43,720 We have deliberated. 742 01:07:46,390 --> 01:07:50,260 And we have decided that you shall play the Humpty Dumpty game. 743 01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:55,440 But we will give you a little start. Fair's fair. 744 01:07:55,840 --> 01:08:01,040 So I shall count to ten and then Sonny will try to catch you. 745 01:08:02,250 --> 01:08:03,500 Off you go, then. 746 01:08:04,590 --> 01:08:05,680 One 747 01:08:06,530 --> 01:08:07,620 Two 748 01:08:08,570 --> 01:08:09,570 Three 749 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:11,920 Four 750 01:08:12,766 --> 01:08:15,211 [SONNY MAKES 'INDIAN WAR WHOOPS'] 751 01:08:18,820 --> 01:08:19,830 Seven 752 01:08:20,420 --> 01:08:22,630 [CALLIOPE PLAYS OMINOUS RISING SCALE] 753 01:08:23,450 --> 01:08:25,282 [CALLIOPE STOPS] 754 01:08:25,306 --> 01:08:26,550 Ten 755 01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:30,130 [NUMBER 5 BREATHES HEAVILY] 756 01:08:30,870 --> 01:08:32,290 [CINE CAMERA RUNS] 757 01:08:32,710 --> 01:08:34,620 ['INDIAN WAR WHOOPS'] 758 01:08:38,270 --> 01:08:40,340 ['INDIAN WAR WHOOPS'] 759 01:08:43,982 --> 01:08:45,914 [CINE CAMERA RUNS] 760 01:09:10,370 --> 01:09:12,620 [CINE CAMERA RUNS] 761 01:09:21,650 --> 01:09:23,750 [CRY OF PAIN] 762 01:09:55,530 --> 01:09:58,170 [NUMBER 5 SCREAMS] 763 01:10:06,792 --> 01:10:09,912 [VIOLIN PLAYS PHRASE – ...COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN.] 764 01:10:14,443 --> 01:10:16,987 [PROJECTOR FLICKERS] 765 01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:41,040 [SOUNDS OF CLOTH RIPPING] 766 01:10:51,934 --> 01:10:54,039 [POLITE APPLAUSE] 767 01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:04,920 Girly gets naughtier every day! Spoiling all her lovely toys. 768 01:11:05,850 --> 01:11:09,080 That's right, Sonny dear. Let's all see the lovely film again... 769 01:11:09,435 --> 01:11:13,243 and this time, Girly, you're to stop fidgeting and watch properly. 770 01:11:13,890 --> 01:11:18,820 I don't have to remind you, that in a happy family, fidgeting is not permitted. 771 01:11:21,807 --> 01:11:24,395 New Friend is not to fidget, either. 772 01:11:30,073 --> 01:11:31,792 Switch the lights off, Nanny. 773 01:11:41,015 --> 01:11:43,825 [PROJECTOR STARTS] 774 01:12:31,086 --> 01:12:32,851 - You're not to talk to me. - Listen... 775 01:12:33,210 --> 01:12:35,276 You're just sticking your neck out and for what? 776 01:12:35,300 --> 01:12:38,760 - Because something's got to be done. - What can you do? 777 01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:42,320 Have you forgotten that girlfriend of yours? 778 01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:45,980 All right, I'm across a barrel, I know... 779 01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:48,500 but then so are you – just shut up and listen. 780 01:12:50,530 --> 01:12:52,636 You and me, we've got to get out of this madhouse. 781 01:12:52,660 --> 01:12:58,216 We're not mad... we're happy... We're a happy family! 782 01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:02,670 For how long? Go on, how long are you going to be happy carrying on like this? 783 01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:06,720 I tell you we've got to clear off and leave them to it. 784 01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:11,380 'We?' What happened between us was just part of the game. 785 01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:14,760 [THREATENINGLY] Don't stick your neck out. 786 01:13:15,940 --> 01:13:17,116 What am I supposed to do? 787 01:13:17,140 --> 01:13:20,312 Don't ask questions! Don't you understand? 788 01:13:20,336 --> 01:13:22,896 You just play the game and stick to the rules. 789 01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:24,086 [BEWILDERED] The rules? 790 01:13:24,110 --> 01:13:28,310 [DISTRESSED] We are, we are, we're... a happy family! 791 01:13:32,610 --> 01:13:35,206 [NANNY] [AGGRESSIVELY] Do you know, I've warned you, you can have them 792 01:13:35,230 --> 01:13:36,842 but you mustn't fancy them. 793 01:13:37,630 --> 01:13:41,436 Anyway, we've always bathed new friends together before, that's the rules. 794 01:13:41,460 --> 01:13:43,860 [MUMSY] There's no need to upset yourself, Nanny dear. 795 01:13:44,260 --> 01:13:46,496 I assure you that on this occasion... 796 01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:49,406 [RAISES VOICE] You went in when friend two was in the bath? 797 01:13:49,430 --> 01:13:51,956 - He left the door open. - But you didn't even knock! 798 01:13:51,980 --> 01:13:54,470 I had to take him in his baby powder. 799 01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:58,840 - Then what? - He looked so sweet... 800 01:13:59,070 --> 01:14:01,166 - Then what? - Just like one of nice... 801 01:14:01,190 --> 01:14:02,556 Mr Kingsley's Water Babies... 802 01:14:02,580 --> 01:14:06,606 - Are you listening to me? - Splashing about with that plastic boat we gave him. 803 01:14:06,630 --> 01:14:08,360 YOU gave him. 804 01:14:08,860 --> 01:14:14,280 Don't you remember, Nanny dear? WE took it away from number six. 805 01:14:21,330 --> 01:14:25,420 [NANNY] [SUBDUED] I still think you should have knocked before you went in, Mumsy. 806 01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:37,496 Wake up! Wake up! Come on, please! Wake up! 807 01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:39,186 [SLEEPILY] Why did you wake me up? 808 01:14:39,210 --> 01:14:41,926 Hansel and Gretel were just going to invite me to tea... 809 01:14:41,950 --> 01:14:44,190 - Mumsy and Nanny have had a row. - What about? 810 01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:47,016 Friend in two. He's all playing them off against each other. 811 01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:49,106 - Why would he want to do that? - Don't you see? 812 01:14:49,130 --> 01:14:52,180 - No, I don't see. What's there to see? - He's trying to rule the roost. 813 01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:54,916 He thinks if he can get Mumsy and Nanny at each other's throats... 814 01:14:54,940 --> 01:14:56,916 - Well? - He thinks something might happen. 815 01:14:56,940 --> 01:14:58,150 Such as...? 816 01:14:59,420 --> 01:15:03,286 - Do I have to explain everything? - Since you ask, yes. 817 01:15:03,310 --> 01:15:06,220 You're really thick you are, you're thicker than two short planks. 818 01:15:06,460 --> 01:15:08,786 Brothers shouldn't talk to their sisters like that. 819 01:15:08,810 --> 01:15:10,166 Talk to you how I like! 820 01:15:10,190 --> 01:15:12,556 In fact, you're thicker than two short planks, you're thicker than... 821 01:15:12,580 --> 01:15:17,220 I know, thicker than mule turd – I'll tell Mumsy and she'll wash your mouth out! 822 01:15:17,740 --> 01:15:21,430 Anyway, get on with it – I want to go back to tea with Hansel and Gretel! 823 01:15:21,940 --> 01:15:26,006 I wouldn't be surprised if friend in two tried to stir things up so much... 824 01:15:26,030 --> 01:15:28,250 either Mumsy or Nanny does something terrible. 825 01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:31,120 To each other, you mean? 826 01:15:33,290 --> 01:15:36,210 - What are we going to do then? - Oh, I don't know. 827 01:15:36,510 --> 01:15:39,820 I don't want to go bothering with a trial, though. Trials are a bore. 828 01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:45,470 - What started it all? - Thought you wanted to go back to sleep? 829 01:15:46,220 --> 01:15:48,290 Oh, get on with it, will you? 830 01:15:48,710 --> 01:15:52,850 Well, he let on to Nanny that he and Mumsy did something together... 831 01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:56,870 and that upset Nanny, of course, because he's never done that with her. 832 01:15:57,940 --> 01:16:00,970 - Does Nanny want him to, then? - Of course she does. 833 01:16:01,220 --> 01:16:04,590 - Clear as the nose on her face. - At her age? 834 01:16:04,810 --> 01:16:06,050 At her age. 835 01:16:09,010 --> 01:16:11,700 Yes, we'll have to send him to the angels. 836 01:16:26,330 --> 01:16:29,050 [SOUND OF HAMMERING] 837 01:16:47,530 --> 01:16:50,896 - Nanny, dear? - Not now, sweetest – you can see that Nanny's busy. 838 01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:52,646 - It's important. - It'll have to wait, dearest. 839 01:16:52,670 --> 01:16:55,016 - But Nanny... - Can't you see how busy I am? 840 01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:56,940 Now go along and play. 841 01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:00,166 - Friend in five in there? - That's right. 842 01:17:00,190 --> 01:17:04,920 - On his way to the angels? - I expect he's there by now, sweetest love. 843 01:17:05,530 --> 01:17:08,186 Nanny, I've got to talk to you, it's important. 844 01:17:08,210 --> 01:17:12,350 All right then, now what's all this that's so important that you can't wait? 845 01:17:13,620 --> 01:17:17,440 Sonny doesn't like New Friend. Sonny broke a rule. 846 01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:22,680 - Are you telling tales out of school? - No, but Sonny did. 847 01:17:23,050 --> 01:17:25,890 - What did he say? - I won't tell you what he said 848 01:17:26,338 --> 01:17:29,333 but because he said it I know he doesn't like the New Friend. 849 01:17:30,441 --> 01:17:34,511 - You like him though, don't you? - Say what you mean, dear. 850 01:17:43,444 --> 01:17:45,448 [THEY WHISPER CONSPIRATORIALLY:] 851 01:17:46,110 --> 01:17:49,770 - Sonny wants to send New Friend to the angels. - Why? 852 01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:52,970 Promise not to tell? 853 01:17:58,190 --> 01:18:00,926 Sonny said to Mumsy that you told New Friend in two 854 01:18:00,950 --> 01:18:03,720 that you want him to do to you what he did to Mumsy. 855 01:18:04,620 --> 01:18:06,540 Mumsy's going to get you, so there! 856 01:18:08,220 --> 01:18:11,836 Sonny didn't bargain on Mumsy saying that. He bargained on Mumsy 857 01:18:11,860 --> 01:18:16,140 sending friend in two to the angels. See? 858 01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:22,120 All right, Miss Girly. Off you go to bed. 859 01:18:34,040 --> 01:18:37,270 [NURSERY RHYME TUNE – OH DEAR, WHAT CAN THE MATTER BE?] 860 01:18:56,314 --> 01:18:57,873 [MUMSY YAWNS] 861 01:18:59,590 --> 01:19:02,220 [SLEEPILY] How many rows have you done, Nanny? 862 01:19:03,220 --> 01:19:07,110 [INSOLENTLY] Fifteen. You? 863 01:19:08,130 --> 01:19:09,337 Twelve. 864 01:19:11,210 --> 01:19:13,426 It's because I knit faster than you. 865 01:19:13,450 --> 01:19:20,540 [YAWNING] I can't help that. I think it's time to call it a day. 866 01:19:21,828 --> 01:19:26,733 Yes, Mumsy. It's time we called it a day... 867 01:19:26,757 --> 01:19:29,980 [VERY SLEEPILY] Are the dear things all tucked in? 868 01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:37,290 - Are they nicely cosy? - Very, very cosy. 869 01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:44,720 Goodnight then, Nanny. [YAWNS] 870 01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:51,710 I'm so tired I could sleep for a hundred years. 871 01:19:53,230 --> 01:19:55,870 You do that then, Mumsy. 872 01:20:30,980 --> 01:20:33,310 [ACID SIZZLES] 873 01:20:36,648 --> 01:20:38,410 [NANNY CHUCKLES QUIETLY] 874 01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:38,940 [DOOR OPENS] 875 01:21:46,270 --> 01:21:47,580 [QUIETLY] Is she asleep? 876 01:22:03,030 --> 01:22:04,790 My night light's gone out. 877 01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:09,160 You mustn't be afraid of the dark. 878 01:22:10,230 --> 01:22:16,690 [WITH SOME EMOTION] But I am. I've been crying – see. 879 01:22:29,770 --> 01:22:32,520 I'd better take a look at your night light, then. 880 01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:05,620 [DOOR CLOSES, QUIETLY] 881 01:23:14,850 --> 01:23:16,760 [DAWN CHORUS] 882 01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:19,750 [GIRLY GARGLES] 883 01:23:24,510 --> 01:23:26,526 - [GIRLY] Do you brush your teeth? - After every meal. 884 01:23:26,550 --> 01:23:28,490 - Why? - You know why. 885 01:23:28,840 --> 01:23:31,680 Mumsy and Nanny say if I brush my teeth after every meal 886 01:23:31,890 --> 01:23:34,256 I'll grow up to be a big boy. That's why. 887 01:23:34,280 --> 01:23:36,986 Big and fit and strong? Do you always brush your teeth? 888 01:23:37,010 --> 01:23:37,827 Of course. 889 01:23:37,851 --> 01:23:40,466 With a brush? Do you clean your top teeth with a brush? 890 01:23:40,490 --> 01:23:41,207 Of course. 891 01:23:41,231 --> 01:23:43,216 - What do you clean your bottom with? - A brush. 892 01:23:43,240 --> 01:23:45,990 Eurgh... I bet that hurt! [LAUGHS] 893 01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:50,956 [SONNY] We'll have to go out tonight. Find ourselves a new friend. 894 01:23:50,980 --> 01:23:51,986 What for? 895 01:23:52,010 --> 01:23:55,140 We'll want someone to play with, now that five's gone. 896 01:23:55,730 --> 01:23:57,810 We've still got friend in two... 897 01:23:58,290 --> 01:24:02,020 Not for much longer. He's being sent to the angels. 898 01:24:03,520 --> 01:24:04,640 Who says so? 899 01:24:05,420 --> 01:24:08,416 - He hasn't had a trial. - He won't need one, 900 01:24:08,440 --> 01:24:11,200 not when I tell Mumsy and Nanny certain things I know. 901 01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:13,450 What... sort of things? 902 01:24:14,200 --> 01:24:18,156 Mind your own business, fry your own fish, Don't poke your nose in my clean dish! 903 01:24:18,180 --> 01:24:20,220 - [GIRLY LAUGHS MIRTHLESSLY] - Come on, out the way. 904 01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:22,116 - [THROUGH GRITTED TEETH] Listen! - What? 905 01:24:22,140 --> 01:24:23,556 - You know that boy? - What boy's that? 906 01:24:23,580 --> 01:24:25,246 - You know, that boy? - What boy? 907 01:24:25,270 --> 01:24:28,346 - That boy, Tony Chestnut! - Tony Chestnut? Who's Tony... 908 01:24:28,370 --> 01:24:29,730 - [FRENZIEDLY] TOE!! - Aaaargh! 909 01:24:29,960 --> 01:24:31,476 - KNEE! - Urghhh! 910 01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:33,826 - CHEST! - Aiieee! 911 01:24:33,850 --> 01:24:36,080 - NUT! - [SONNY SCREAMS AS MIRROR SMASHES] 912 01:24:36,590 --> 01:24:39,346 [WILDLY] Who're you gonna send to the angels? Who? 913 01:24:39,370 --> 01:24:41,910 Go on, who're you gonna send to the angels?! 914 01:24:42,290 --> 01:24:44,556 Do you like ice-cream? Do you like fourpenny ones? 915 01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:47,950 WELL HERE'S A FOURPENNY ONE! [MIRROR CRASHES] 916 01:24:48,410 --> 01:24:50,290 [SHE SOBS HYSTERICALLY] 917 01:24:50,690 --> 01:24:52,280 [FIGURINE CRASHES] 918 01:24:57,690 --> 01:25:00,710 Nicest new friend I've ever had... 919 01:25:01,190 --> 01:25:04,560 He's my friend, not yours! 920 01:25:05,300 --> 01:25:07,786 You leave him alone in future! 921 01:25:07,810 --> 01:25:09,120 [SOBS] 922 01:25:18,510 --> 01:25:23,040 - I didn't mean to... I didn't mean to, honestly! - Shhhh! 923 01:25:24,520 --> 01:25:28,630 I didn't want to break my little drummer boy... 924 01:25:32,220 --> 01:25:37,030 [MUMSY] Girly dear, if I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times 925 01:25:37,374 --> 01:25:40,183 you must learn to take more care of your toys. 926 01:25:40,790 --> 01:25:45,060 Now you've gone and smashed that lovely little china drummer boy. 927 01:25:45,670 --> 01:25:50,160 Honestly, Girly dear, if you go on like this you won't have any toys left. 928 01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:56,490 Here's your lovely Nanny doll. There. Are you quite comfy? 929 01:25:58,260 --> 01:25:59,740 [GIRLY] [SUBDUED] Where's New Friend? 930 01:26:00,490 --> 01:26:03,080 Just putting Sonny on the train for Heaven. 931 01:26:04,790 --> 01:26:07,126 [LIKE AN INFANT] He won't get on it himself will he Mumsy? 932 01:26:07,150 --> 01:26:10,020 Now what on earth makes you think that? 933 01:26:10,610 --> 01:26:13,090 Sonny wants to send him to the angels. 934 01:26:14,440 --> 01:26:18,430 Well, Sonny's gone instead, hasn't he. 935 01:26:22,480 --> 01:26:24,756 [BABYISHLY] I'm all asleep, Mumsy. 936 01:26:24,780 --> 01:26:29,010 That's right, dearest cherub. You go to bye-byes 937 01:26:29,240 --> 01:26:34,100 and the Sandman will come and put the lovely sleepy dust in your eyes. 938 01:26:35,826 --> 01:26:38,575 Hansel and Gretel invite me to tea? 939 01:26:39,030 --> 01:26:44,170 If you're a good girl, and take the thumb out of your mouth. 940 01:26:44,770 --> 01:26:48,960 That's right, dearest. Just go to bye-byes. 941 01:26:59,660 --> 01:27:02,280 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 942 01:27:10,729 --> 01:27:12,895 [SOUND OF DIGGING] 943 01:27:16,189 --> 01:27:17,701 [NANNY SINGS, ABSENT-MINDEDLY:] 944 01:27:17,950 --> 01:27:22,500 Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, 945 01:27:23,020 --> 01:27:30,440 All the King's horses and all the King's men, Couldn't put Humpty together again, 946 01:27:31,090 --> 01:27:38,270 Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, 947 01:27:39,260 --> 01:27:43,224 [GETTING SLOWER] All the King's horses and all the King's men, 948 01:27:44,150 --> 01:27:49,070 Couldn't put Humpty together again... 949 01:28:04,909 --> 01:28:06,558 Elevenses, dear! 950 01:28:17,370 --> 01:28:18,780 Couldn't touch a thing... 951 01:28:19,720 --> 01:28:21,860 What, not nice buppy toast? 952 01:28:23,350 --> 01:28:25,290 You're not ailing...? 953 01:28:26,310 --> 01:28:29,120 How is she? Girly? 954 01:28:30,850 --> 01:28:33,120 - After all... - After all, what? 955 01:28:34,010 --> 01:28:35,350 What's 'after all'? 956 01:28:37,120 --> 01:28:39,430 - Girly! - Ah, poor Girly. 957 01:28:40,050 --> 01:28:41,570 It was quite a shock... 958 01:28:42,700 --> 01:28:46,250 She was always so fond of that little drummer boy. 959 01:28:46,650 --> 01:28:48,116 - Do you think she'll be all right? - Why? 960 01:28:48,140 --> 01:28:49,336 He was her brother! 961 01:28:49,360 --> 01:28:54,170 Mark you, he wasn't at all nice. The Nanny spoilt him so, it coarsened him. 962 01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:58,570 Why, you only had to hear him speak. He was vulgar. 963 01:28:59,380 --> 01:29:01,686 - And extremely devious. - Devious? 964 01:29:01,710 --> 01:29:04,170 - He was jealous of you. - Of me?! 965 01:29:04,560 --> 01:29:11,780 Silly Sonny. I do believe he thought you were fraternising with my little Girly... [LAUGHS] 966 01:29:12,240 --> 01:29:16,880 Do you know, he always was a silly billy. You and Girly, indeed... 967 01:29:17,550 --> 01:29:19,990 No, can't imagine what gave him that idea. 968 01:29:20,260 --> 01:29:23,020 You see, dear, he was plotting against you. 969 01:29:23,600 --> 01:29:27,576 He had a word in Girly's ear, and she told me that he suggested 970 01:29:27,600 --> 01:29:32,046 it was time all of us... conspired against you. 971 01:29:32,360 --> 01:29:35,426 You wouldn't do that, would you? 972 01:29:35,450 --> 01:29:38,406 Why on earth would I want to do a thing like that? 973 01:29:38,430 --> 01:29:41,906 Well, if Sonny was jealous of me he... might have invented stories. 974 01:29:41,930 --> 01:29:44,700 What stories could he have invented about you? 975 01:29:45,573 --> 01:29:47,533 You wouldn't have believed them though, would you? 976 01:29:48,170 --> 01:29:51,720 And you, you wouldn't believe Nanny, if she told you stories? 977 01:29:52,156 --> 01:29:53,156 [SUSPICIOUSLY] The Nanny? 978 01:29:53,460 --> 01:29:56,366 Well, if Nanny said things to you and you believed them 979 01:29:56,390 --> 01:29:58,206 what would there be to stop you getting jealous? 980 01:29:58,230 --> 01:30:03,090 Now, now, I do believe you're allowing yourself to become upset. 981 01:30:06,730 --> 01:30:09,090 [TENDERLY] You mustn't let the Nanny distress you. 982 01:30:10,760 --> 01:30:14,150 Oh, I don't. She's harmless enough. 983 01:30:46,430 --> 01:30:47,820 [FLOORBOARD CREAKS] 984 01:31:02,750 --> 01:31:05,900 [SHAKEN] I just thought your pillow looked a bit uncomfy, dear. 985 01:31:10,280 --> 01:31:12,000 [REGAINING CONFIDENCE] That's not very nice. 986 01:31:14,220 --> 01:31:17,950 Snatching isn't very nice, Miss Girly. What do you say? 987 01:31:20,350 --> 01:31:21,500 [RELUCTANTLY] Sorry! 988 01:31:21,820 --> 01:31:24,420 - That's better! - No, I'm not. 989 01:31:24,940 --> 01:31:28,266 - What? - I'm... not... sorry... so... there! 990 01:31:28,290 --> 01:31:31,586 Not nice at all. Girly's not been at all nice lately. 991 01:31:31,610 --> 01:31:34,087 Why does Girly suppose she's not been very nice? 992 01:31:34,111 --> 01:31:36,646 You've not been very nice lately, either. 993 01:31:36,670 --> 01:31:38,596 And what does Girly suppose she means by that? 994 01:31:38,620 --> 01:31:43,310 Making my pillow comfy... my foot! 995 01:31:43,550 --> 01:31:44,826 [RAISING VOICE] Are you trying to say something? 996 01:31:44,850 --> 01:31:47,236 Because if you're trying to say something you ought to just say it 997 01:31:47,260 --> 01:31:50,860 instead of sitting there all sulky like some toffee-nosed young madam! 998 01:31:56,050 --> 01:31:57,746 [DOLL MAKES CRYING SOUND] 999 01:31:57,770 --> 01:32:03,360 [CHANTING VICIOUSLY] Nasty Nanny... is no good! Chop her up for firewood! 1000 01:32:03,619 --> 01:32:09,283 When she's dead... boil her head... make it into gingerbread! 1001 01:32:09,740 --> 01:32:13,796 [MUMSY] Girly! What are you doing here? 1002 01:32:13,820 --> 01:32:17,200 It's far too soon to be up and about, you should be in bed. 1003 01:32:17,503 --> 01:32:19,907 Come along inside like a good little girl. 1004 01:32:20,940 --> 01:32:23,180 - [CHILDISHLY] Don't want to go to bed. - Yes, you do. 1005 01:32:23,560 --> 01:32:26,676 And Mumsy will read you a nice story before she tucks you in. 1006 01:32:26,700 --> 01:32:28,160 No, don't want a story! 1007 01:32:28,460 --> 01:32:31,316 Perhaps Girly would like Nanny to read her a story? 1008 01:32:31,340 --> 01:32:34,094 No! Don't want Nanny. Nanny's nasty! 1009 01:32:34,118 --> 01:32:36,798 - Please, I want to stay out here. - Come along... [FADES DISTANTLY] 1010 01:32:43,250 --> 01:32:47,596 [MUMSY] My word! Girly doesn't want a story 1011 01:32:47,620 --> 01:32:49,360 and she doesn't want to go to bed? 1012 01:32:49,590 --> 01:32:51,540 But Girly must want something... 1013 01:32:51,870 --> 01:32:54,276 Girly always wants something when she's in a tantrum... 1014 01:32:54,300 --> 01:32:55,820 [LIKE A SMALL CHILD] Not in a tantrum! 1015 01:32:56,210 --> 01:32:59,490 Mumsy will get you a nice dolly to cuddle up with. 1016 01:33:01,250 --> 01:33:04,502 Oh. Where's your lovely Nanny doll? 1017 01:33:04,526 --> 01:33:06,400 Don't want Nanny doll! 1018 01:33:07,770 --> 01:33:09,190 Nanny's nasty! 1019 01:33:09,530 --> 01:33:11,890 You're not frightened of Nanny are you? 1020 01:33:12,810 --> 01:33:15,220 She hasn't been telling you about the bogeymen? 1021 01:33:17,300 --> 01:33:18,520 Not frightened! 1022 01:33:18,890 --> 01:33:22,870 That's right. You just cuddle up nice and warm 1023 01:33:23,130 --> 01:33:26,170 and I'll go and see if Nanny has the lunch ready yet. 1024 01:33:27,290 --> 01:33:29,500 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 1025 01:33:39,860 --> 01:33:43,700 [IN AGITATED WHISPER] Nasty... Nanny... is... no... good! 1026 01:33:44,110 --> 01:33:48,256 Chop... her... up... for... firewood! 1027 01:33:48,280 --> 01:33:51,110 When... she's... dead! 1028 01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:56,760 Nanny? Nanny, where are you? 1029 01:33:59,418 --> 01:34:02,165 [PAN BUBBLES AND BOILS OVER] 1030 01:34:06,190 --> 01:34:10,230 Nanny? Nanny? 1031 01:34:11,610 --> 01:34:13,570 Nanny, where are you! 1032 01:34:15,710 --> 01:34:17,297 [DOOR UPSTAIRS CLOSES] 1033 01:34:19,690 --> 01:34:24,220 Nanny? Nanny? 1034 01:34:35,661 --> 01:34:36,999 Nanny! 1035 01:34:38,190 --> 01:34:39,940 Oh, Girly! 1036 01:34:44,090 --> 01:34:45,430 What could you expect? 1037 01:34:46,470 --> 01:34:47,886 [RAISES VOICE] Well, go on – what could you expect? 1038 01:34:47,910 --> 01:34:50,376 - I really don't know. - You must have. 1039 01:34:50,400 --> 01:34:52,756 - What do you mean, 'I must have'? - That something would have happened 1040 01:34:52,780 --> 01:34:55,180 sooner or later with me and one of these new friends. 1041 01:34:56,590 --> 01:35:00,446 - So much for all the rules. - What good did rules ever do? 1042 01:35:00,470 --> 01:35:04,250 You must have rules – a happy family needs rules! 1043 01:35:06,700 --> 01:35:10,256 Now if the rules count for so little I really don't know what's going to happen 1044 01:35:10,280 --> 01:35:14,020 to any of us. To you, to me, or to Nanny. 1045 01:35:14,970 --> 01:35:16,310 [SNIFFS COOKING] 1046 01:35:16,530 --> 01:35:20,900 Oh, where is Nanny, anyway? If I don't find her soon this meal will be rui... 1047 01:35:21,559 --> 01:35:22,975 [CRASH OF PAN LID] 1048 01:35:25,500 --> 01:35:26,730 Girly! 1049 01:35:27,600 --> 01:35:35,600 [CHANTS] When she's dead... boil her head... make it into gingerbread! 1050 01:35:38,979 --> 01:35:42,692 [GIRLY LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY] 1051 01:36:12,338 --> 01:36:14,878 [SOUND OF HAMMERING] 1052 01:36:16,550 --> 01:36:20,106 - What are you doing? - Putting Nanny on the train to the angels. 1053 01:36:20,130 --> 01:36:24,380 - Why in your room? - Mumsy says I won't be needing it any more. 1054 01:36:25,171 --> 01:36:27,406 Mumsy says she's going to be lonely without Nanny. 1055 01:37:04,172 --> 01:37:06,815 [DELIBERATELY] Girly's in the wrong chair. 1056 01:37:09,356 --> 01:37:10,599 Nicer! 1057 01:37:13,030 --> 01:37:15,070 Just this once, then. 1058 01:37:19,450 --> 01:37:24,590 There we are. Elevens. Tens are for bootees. 1059 01:37:26,890 --> 01:37:31,379 - What have you done with friend in two? - Putting Nanny on the train to heaven. 1060 01:37:31,820 --> 01:37:35,070 I do hope he gave her a blanket, she does feel the cold so. 1061 01:37:37,020 --> 01:37:41,580 And here's our pretty pattern where we can both see it. 1062 01:37:42,120 --> 01:37:43,730 [DEFIANTLY] Can't I have one of my own? 1063 01:37:44,590 --> 01:37:49,430 - In happy families, it's nicer... - to share and share alike. 1064 01:37:49,760 --> 01:37:51,550 That's right, dearest. 1065 01:37:53,950 --> 01:37:56,360 [CREAKING OF ROCKING CHAIRS] 1066 01:37:58,240 --> 01:37:59,980 - Dearest? - Hmm-hmm? 1067 01:38:00,240 --> 01:38:03,160 You're knitting faster than me, and it's not allowed. 1068 01:38:03,800 --> 01:38:05,570 [HARSHLY] I can't help it if I'm better. 1069 01:38:10,333 --> 01:38:16,511 - Mumsy, if we share everything... - Mumsy understands, sugarplum. 1070 01:38:18,134 --> 01:38:23,304 Friend in two shall be your playmate on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. 1071 01:38:23,810 --> 01:38:28,160 He'll be mine on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. 1072 01:38:30,790 --> 01:38:33,770 - What about Sundays? - Miss Girly! 1073 01:38:35,370 --> 01:38:36,520 Sorry, Mumsy. 1074 01:38:40,870 --> 01:38:44,750 - What day is it today, Mumsy? - My dearest, it's Saturday. 1075 01:38:46,359 --> 01:38:48,306 [DREAMILY] My day. 1076 01:38:53,510 --> 01:38:56,200 [MUSICAL BOX PLAYS ORANGES AND LEMONS] 1077 01:39:04,790 --> 01:39:07,010 [GIRLY] I think I should find you a new friend. 1078 01:39:08,340 --> 01:39:10,146 You'd like that, wouldn't you Mumsy? 1079 01:39:10,170 --> 01:39:13,460 [MUMSY] Mmm. Somebody younger this time. 1080 01:39:14,359 --> 01:39:17,928 You might tire of friend in two and so might I. 1081 01:39:18,800 --> 01:39:24,960 - After all, suppose we both... - There's no suppose about that. 1082 01:39:54,105 --> 01:39:56,996 All right dearest, you can go to the playground. 1083 01:39:57,910 --> 01:39:59,750 But do be careful, my cherub. 1084 01:40:01,001 --> 01:40:02,592 You'll be alone this time. 1085 01:40:03,970 --> 01:40:07,830 - Can New Friend come? - Must I remind you, Girly... 1086 01:40:09,300 --> 01:40:15,511 [SIGHS] Yes, I know. It's Saturday. 1087 01:40:17,500 --> 01:40:19,200 Off you go, then. 1088 01:40:26,400 --> 01:40:28,336 Watch your step, dearest. 1089 01:40:28,750 --> 01:40:31,280 [GIRLY LAUGHS] [UNDER HER BREATH] And you watch yours... 1090 01:40:33,390 --> 01:40:36,386 [NURSERY RHYME TUNE – OH DEAR, WHAT CAN THE MATTER BE?] 1091 01:40:57,604 --> 01:41:01,066 [MUMSY SINGS] Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall... 1092 01:41:03,482 --> 01:41:06,960 [GIRLY SINGS] Humpty Dumpty had a great fall... [LAUGHS] 1093 01:41:08,320 --> 01:41:11,050 [NEW FRIEND] All the King's horses and all the King's men... 1094 01:41:16,120 --> 01:41:20,790 Couldn't put Humpty together again... [LAUGHS TO HIMSELF] 1095 01:41:28,290 --> 01:41:31,420 [NURSERY RHYME TUNE – HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL] 88639