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Someones gonna have to go down there.

Blackwood!

[screams]

McDermott.

Got a call from the Cleargenix drill site.

Captain Pike: I need you to go take a look.

Got a call about a body?

Can you get me down in that hole?

I sent you home.

[thud]

Im still here!

[growling and snarling]

Sweetheart?

It would be unfortunate

if the mayors son

got caught drinking under age with his dickhead friends.

[laughing]

Paula: Im in a very tight race.

One of the cornerstones of my campaign is open carry.

Lets do this.

Nicole.

Your wife is right in the next booth.

I am getting married today

and it would mean an awful lot if you and dad could be there.

I do not know how you work with dead bodies.

Ill be taking care of your grandfathers service today.

[screaming]

[snarling and growling]

[screams]

Lauren, the dead‐

Not dead anymore.

Get in the basement!

Nothing can get in.

Unless theyre already here.

[doors rattling]

[doors rattling]

What kind of funeral home are you running here?

I told mama we should have gone to Boltman Brothers Mortuary.

They got a coupon and everything.

Those meat lockers only open from the outside.

As long as no one touches them we should be fine.

Not crazy about the "should be" in that statement?

What do you want from me, Cam?

My first solo funeral has kind of gone off the rails, here.

I cant get through to the cops.

I cant even get a signal.

Its this goddamn basement.

Holy shit, did one of those things bite you?

Its fine. Im fine.

Youre right, youre right.

Zombie bites only turn people into zombies in the movies.

Shes gonna turn into a zombie?

Im not gonna turn into a zombie.

Thats what I said.

Besides, she would have to die first.

Im not gonna turn into one of those things.

Ok. Well, if you feel like you suddenly wanna eat us

definitely say something first.

Shes gonna eat us now?!

No! No, no, no, no. Shes gonna say something

and then we can shoot her in the head.

Ill shoot her.

Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah!

Why do you have a gun at a funeral?

I aint taking any chances. Im gonna shoot her.

You dont have to do that.

Yeah, we‐ we can just stop the virus

from spreading to the rest of her body.

Ok, what‐ like, what?

We cut off her arm or something?

Do not cut off my arm.

I could suck the poison out.

Id rather you cut off my arm.

Jesus, Dale! What did you do?

Man, nothing. It stopped.

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*DAY OF THE DEAD* Season 01 Episode 02

Episode Title: "Chum" Aired on: October 22, 2021.

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[knocking]

[knocking]

Come in.

Oh, I knew this was gonna happen, Dr. Fisher.

Ive told you a million times, I cannot run away with you.

Do you mind?

We got your test results back, Miriam.

Well, they gotta be bad if youre here on your wedding day.

Um...

Whatre we talking? Six months?

Three months?

Look, we do have options.

Theres targeted chemo, stem cell therapy,

experimental trials. Its‐

No, Im not doing any of that.

Im 88 years old.

How much more time do I need?

You cant just give up.

Oh, my goodness.

Come on. Live a little.

I dont wanna spend the last three months of my life

feeling like shit,

and praying that some experimental therapy

is gonna let me see 89.

Im ready to say goodbye.

Especially to this place.

The food here sucks.

[laughs]

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McDermott!

[struggling grunts]

[machines whirring]

[growling and snarling]

[crying out in pain]

Trey, would you hurry up?

I wanna hit the polling place at First Baptist before noon.

They have some new booths Id love to check out.

I dont know if I can vote again that soon.

Oh shit.

[crowd booing]

Shes poisoning our water!

[booing continues]

This came out of my tap!

I wouldnt give this to my dog!

[booing continues]

Listen, listen, folks.

I hear what youre saying.

You feel powerless, you feel ignored...

Paula.

Dont.

My friends, you can bring real change to Mawinhakin,

and all you gotta do is vote.

Crowd: Yeah!

[crowd cheering]

Pops?

Hey.

What do you think youre doing?

You know there are laws against campaigning at a polling place.

Im not telling them who to vote for.

Besides, someone has to calm them down.

Theyre very angry.

Take a look at this.

How much are they paying you to defile our land?

[scoffs]

Defile our land?

Cleargenix is the only thing bringing jobs into this town.

Jobs that pay taxes that pay for our schools

so your kids can grow up and make something of themselves.

Hey man, you gotta talk some sense into your wife here.

What did you say?

Im the mayor.

Hes the husband.

You know what?

Maybe you should go out and get one of those jobs

I was talking about instead of standing here

whining like a snowflake!

Ok.

We are all very passionate about our beliefs

and thats what makes a democracy great.

Thank you for expressing your opinion.

God bless America.

We need to find a back way out of here.

[crowd clamoring]

Can you believe that prick?

This place would be a ghost town if it wasnt for me.

- Paula, I dont appreciate‐ - Talk sense into your wife?

Like, what can you do?

Now, see, thats what I mean.

It just devalues me, thats all.

But you are the husband, Trey.

Im the one who busted my ass to become mayor.

The first female one in the history of this town,

I might add.

When Pay‐mart shut down Im the one who brought in Cleargenix,

and when all those sheep are down there stuffing their faces

at the new Ruby Tuesdays,

who do you think theyre gonna thank, huh?

You?

Im just asking for a little respect.

Trey, try growing some balls and maybe people will respect you.

Nicole, where the hell are we?

Im sorry, I thought thered be an exit in here!

Jesus Christ, do I have to do everything?

You are an evil woman!

This towns blood is on your hands!

No!

[gunshot]

Buddy?

You ok?

[glass shatters]

Jai: Man of honor.

Its‐ its weird, right?

Man of honor?

Im‐ is‐ is it weird or am I weird for thinking its weird?

I know a lot of women who ask their gay friends

to be man of honor.

Yeah, but thats the thing, though, Shawn is straight.

Ok, a little unusual.

But nothing to worry about.

And Amys ex‐boyfriend from high school.

Oh, honey.

See? I knew it.

No, hes‐ hes just so involved with the wedding

and always around.

You should have seen the shower he threw her. It was...

Im so sorry. I shouldnt be bothering you with this.

Yeah, youre right.

You should go back to talking about my terminal cancer.

Have you talked to Amy about Shawn?

No, no.

Shes just so stressed out from the wedding

it would just upset her.

Plus I still havent found a way to tell her

that my parents might not even make it here on time.

Dr. Fisher, you came in here, looked me in the eye

and told me I got less than six months to live,

but youre afraid to tell your fiancé

that your parents flight is delayed?

Im not afraid to tell her.

Well, good.

What youre asking is not a big deal.

If shes any kind of woman worth marrying shell understand.

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[grunts]

- Thanks, cuz. - Thanks, man.

Were gonna be fucking heroes when we show up with this thing.

Yeah.

Alright, lift this thing up.

Alright, lifting.

Alright, lift it up.

- Im lifting, man. - Okay, okay.

Man, lets just get your cousin to help us with this thing.

Yeah, ask the guy who just literally risked his job

to get us this keg illegally,

and now tell him to put it in the car.

Man, stop whining.

Lift at your nuts.

[grunts]

Whoo!

See? Now thats what Im talking about.

Thats how you kick off senior skip day.

We got a keg, a party in the woods,

and if you get enough beers in her,

Julie might let you have sex with her.

Dude, dont be gross.

And by the way, we have had sex.

[scoffs] Ok.

[laughs]

We have.

I said ok.

Why are you saying it like you dont believe it?

Cause thats exactly how I meant it.

[scoffs]

Ok.

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You cant be here.

Jesus, Jai, youre not supposed to see me.

I know, I know. Im sorry.

I just uh... I need to talk to you.

Ok, well just call me or text me,

but you have to leave.

We have to delay the wedding.

What?

Look, just for a few hours.

Hopefully.

Look, my parents, theyre stuck in Florida,

theres been a tropical storm...

[laughs] Oh, my god.

I knew it. This is so your mother.

Amy, she cant control the weather.

No, but she could have flown in at the beginning of the week

like we asked her to.

Instead she has to go make my day all about her.

That is not what shes doing.

Ill just‐ Ill call the club to see if we can start later.

No.

No, no, no.

Well add a cocktail hour.

No, no, no, no.

We are getting married at 4:30

whether your parents are here or not.

I cant do that.

[exhales]

Baby, I know, ok? Im sorry.

This totally sucks

and I want your parents to be here, too.

But everythings already been booked for this afternoon

and its gonna be really expensive

if we try and change it

and... Daddys paying for the wedding.

I mean, hes already given us so much.

This house, your job. Think about it.

We never would have even met

if he hadnt brought you into his practice.

Id hate to ask for more.

Wouldnt you?

Yeah, yeah, youre right.

[laughs]

I mean, they should have got here earlier.

Yeah.

We can always show them the video, right?

[laughs] Yeah.

Im so glad we talked about this.

Ok, well, now get outta here.

Youre breaking the rules, mister.

[exhales]

I am in control of my life by the choices I make.

I am in control of my life by the choices I make.

I am in control of my life by the choices I make.

[pounding]

Cam: We cant let it out!

Lauren: No shit we cant let it out!

You son of a bitch!

[crunch]

No one else open one of these.

This is not the way this funeral was supposed to go.

I wanna talk to Lazlo right now.

Be my guest.

Hes right down here.

Holy sh...

Alright, look.

I dont know why, I dont know how.

But the dead are coming back to life

and theyre trying to kill us.

We need to stop yelling at each other

and figure out how to get the hell outta here.

Uh, did anybody see what happened to the arm?

There!

[door rattling]

[snarling and growling]

[snarling and growling]

What do we do?

Youve got a gun, dumbass! Shoot it!

This is a high‐stress situation!

I dont appreciate you calling me names.

Give me that!

[gunshots]

[vicious growl]

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Jai! There he is.

Herb. Hey.

Just gonna start getting dressed.

Getting dressed? Whatre you talking about?

The weddings not for two hours.

In this country‐

I am from this country.

Women take hours to get ready. Men play golf.

I dont know. If Amy finds out...

Ah, whats she gonna say?

Youre out playing a quick nine with your future father‐in‐law.

She cant get mad at that.

Ah, really, Herb. I dont think its‐

Im not asking you, son.

Now, come on.

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Are you sure this is it?

Where are all the other cars?

Ok, look.

Can you at least act like youve been to a party before?

You know if cars were lined up down this road

cops would be on our asses right now.

Ok, so should I move my car?

Would you stop talking about the parking?

Ok, you know what, look.

There. See that trail right there?

Uh‐huh.

If we follow that itll take us straight to the lake.

The lakes over there.

Oh, I knew that.

Ok.

What? I knew that.

No, I believe you.

[sighs]

You gonna help me with this, or what?

Come on.

Fine.

[grunts]

I dont feel like youre lifting, man.

Im lifting.

- I really dont think so. - I am lifting.

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Come on, man.

Quit messing around. This isnt funny.

Trey, hes dead! You killed him!

Nicole: Oh god.

I thought he was pulling a gun.

Whyd you fire in the air?

Cause I didnt wanna shoot him!

So you were gonna let him shoot me?

[panicking] It was‐ it was water. It was just water.

He didnt deserve to die for that.

Nicole, get it together!

We are gonna get out of this, ok?

I am not losing this election

because my idiot husband murdered a man!

It was an accident!

I was just trying to scare him.

I am not a murderer!

Im just gonna turn myself in.

Ive never been in trouble in my life,

not even a speeding ticket.

Whats the worst it can be?

Involuntary manslaughter.

Im a white guy. Ill be out in 18 months.

Youll wait for me, wont you?

Yes.

- What? - What?

I mean, no ones going to jail.

We can spin this.

We just have to hide the body until the elections over.

Theres lots of boxes in here.

We could put him in a box!

We are not putting him in a box, Trey!

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[machine whirring]

Who told you to shut down?

Hey, Rhodes.

Theres a cop down there!

You keep that drill going youre gonna kill him!

Im going down there.

The hell you are!

Looks like you folks are having quite the morning.

Which one of you is Rhodes?

I am.

Who are you?

Im Dr. Logan. Corporate sent me.

Careful, might get some dust on those fancy shoes of yours.

Honestly, I wasnt expecting to come to a drill site today,

but when the company has to call the mayor

to get the police to back off, well, it raises some eyebrows.

This is a... misunderstanding.

Weve got this all under control.

Hes lying.

Theres not just a cop down there.

Theres something else.

Blackwood, Im handling this.

Not anymore.

Raise the drill.

Lets find out whats going on here.

[snarling and growling]

[gun clicking]

Hey!

My Peepaw gave that to me when I was seven!

[snarling and growling]

Bobby, we gotta go!

Oh, shit!

Come on! Go!

Get out of here! Go, go, go!!!

Guys!

Bobby! Bobby! Bobby!

[screams]

Bobby!

Help me! Help me!

[snarling and growling]

[snarling and growling]

We got you, buddy! We got you.

Ok. We got him. We got him.

Uh, Cam?

Gross!

[people clamoring]

Wheres Dale? Is he ok?

[glass shatters]

[snarling and growling]

right out the side door.

Lets just go.

We cant just leave these people.

Yes, we can. Theyre horrible.

They bring guns to funerals.

Guns they got when they were seven years old.

Lauren, these people are victims of a political system

that preys on their prejudices.

It uses them for their vote then it abandons them

to big corporations that profit off their misery.

Its not their fault theyre uneducated white trash.

Uneducated?

Ill have you know Dale had a PhD in sociology.

Oh, great.

The moron that let the zombies out was the smartest one.

Lauren!

Listen up, everyone.

Were getting outta here.

Its ok.

Youre gonna be ok.

Im a doctor.

Its not human.

It should be dead.

It should be... should...

We need to figure out what the hell that thing down there is.

Sarah, right?

You saved that mans life.

I know it cant be easy standing up to assholes like Rhodes.

I met plenty of guys like him in the service.

Hes not as tough as he thinks he is.

Youve been through a lot today.

Take some time off, with pay.

Just get some rest.

But I‐

I promise. Were securing the site, no more drilling.

The right people are in control now.

This is bullshit!

I wanna talk to my union rep!

Shut up.

You have monumentally screwed up here.

Assault?

Attempted murder?

Oh, dont worry.

Im gonna give you a chance to fix it.

You make sure she doesnt tell anyone

about what happened here today.

Yes, maam.

Whew!

Youve got a heck of a swing there, kid.

If only you could hit it where you wanted to.

Listen, Herb, I uh...

I really should be getting back.

You know, Jai, when I interviewed you

I didnt know I was hiring my son‐in‐law.

I mean if I did, Id be asking a lot tougher questions.

But now that I see that this marriage

is actually gonna happen,

well, Ive been doing some thinking.

I know that the plan was for me to retire

and hand off the practice to you,

but Im‐ Im thinking Im gonna stay on.

Oh... for uh, for how long?

Oh, I dont know.

Til I die.

Why are you telling me about this right now?

Today?

Well, I just wanna make sure you know

that if youre marrying my daughter for my practice

you still have time to get out.

That is not why Im marrying her.

Good.

Then you wont mind signing a prenup.

Youve gotta be kidding me, man.

Jai, youre a fine doctor.

You might even make a good husband.

But after what happened last year

theres no way that Im leaving my legacy to you.

Now I want that signed before the I dos.

And dont forget to return my driver when youre done.

[yells]

Man, why dont we just leave this thing,

go find the party and bring some people back to help us?

The whole point is to arrive with it.

Its like you dont want to get laid.

Why are you so obsessed with my sex life?

Ha!

Sex life?

I swear to god, Bowman,

sometimes I feel like youre still a virgin.

You know, screw you, Trent.

Holy shit, you are.

Yeah, fine! So what?

Then why did you tell me that you nailed Julie?

Because youre always asking me about it.

Youre all over me all the time.

You never shut up about it.

Ok, whatever. You can be a virgin.

Its cool.

I mean, its not cool, but I guess it is, you know, for you.

Its not just that.

I almost got caught stealing beer this morning.

I didnt even wanna do it but I had your voice in my head

going "come on, dude, dont be such a pussy".

And then my mom comes in and shes like

"do you have any idea what it would be like

"if the mayors son got caught drinking?"

So I put it back.

But she knows I tried to take it so shes disappointed in me.

And, you know, I didnt take it so youre disappointed in me.

Man, Im just so tired

of not living up to other peoples expectations.

You know what?

Its my bad, ok? Its my bad.

Im the bad friend. Im the bad friend.

My bad. I apologize.

Lets just get to this party.

Stop. Dude.

Ok, I will help. Ill help you. Ok, stop.

[♪]

Come on, where are you?

Dammit.

Uh... hello?

Hey, you uh, you havent happened to see

a driver around here, have you?

Uh... hello?

[sighs]

Great. Great.

This is uh, this is perfect.

No, no, no.

Okay.

Hey... Uh, excuse me.

You, um, you dont happen to know

the way back to the golf course, do you?

Im kinda supposed to be getting married

and uh, Im a little lost.

What?!

What are you doing?!

[loud roar]

PA: A movie is now starting

This is never gonna work.

Just because its election day

doesnt mean I dont have time to take care of our seniors.

Lets get you some air.

Nicole, bring the car around.

Why my car?

Because we brought the damn truck

and we cant drive around town with a dead asshole in the bed.

Oh, dammit.

Mayor Bowman.

Who you got there?

Get rid of it.

Where?

Anywhere.

Everyones half dead around here, anyway.

Just stash him somewhere.

You wouldnt be trying to sway a voter, would you?

Oh, no.

Just being nice.

You know, not everything is about votes.

[laughs]

Now, you know I know thats some bullshit.

Ok, Dad.

Here we are.

Look at that.

Theyve got your favorite show on.

That one that you like.

So much.

Well, I better get going.

Dad, dont be like that.

I know, I should visit you more

while youre alive and healthy and breathing.

Trey, come on!

See you next week, Dad.

Love you.

Oh, you dont have to say it back.

I know.

You sure this is gonna work?

Yeah, I ran it through a computer simulation

and it worked 100 percent of the time.

You could have just said "I dont know".

Lets do this.

Ok.

Go, go, go, go!

Im sorry.

Im going as fast as I can.

Ive never carried a body before.

[snarling and growling]

[tires screech]

[gags]

Why do I have to do the part with the guts?

Because it was my idea.

[vomits]

Did‐ did you just puke in my hearse?

Yeah!

Im not sorry about it, either!

A finger...

[honks horn]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. They stopped following us.

Hey, over here!

Hey!

[growling]

Get off! Get away!!!

Go! Drive!

[tires screech]

Woo! It worked!

It worked!

[laughs]

You got a little barf on your face there.

Did I get it?

Yeah, you got it.

[exhales]

Whew!

[laughs]

[exertion grunts]

This shits gonna be all foam by the time we get there.

Whew.

Man, where is this party?

I dont get it.

Kyle said it was right by the lake.

Man, this lake is huge.

You know, Im not feeling your tone right now, ok?

Im the one who got the beer.

Im the one who heard about the party.

All youve done is bitch.

Youre right, man. Im sorry.

I could have sworn it was around here.

Maybe the Enfields got em.

What the hells an Enfield?

You know, the Enfields.

You know, the story about the lake.

You know, like, back in the old days,

pioneer times.

There was a river that went through here?

The settlers built a town next to the river.

They lived there for like 100 years.

And then in the 1920s

the government wanted to dam the river to make a lake.

So this one family, this really weird family,

the Enfields, refused to leave.

They fought with the government

and it got really bad and people died

and they still wouldnt leave.

So the government said screw it and they built the dam anyway,

and even as the valley flooded

the Enfields still wouldnt leave,

and they stayed in their homes

even as the waters rushed in around them.

Theyd rather die than leave their houses.

And people say that somewhere deep at the bottom of the lake,

in the darkness,

the Enfields are still there.

And legend has it that on the light of a full moon,

just below the surface,

you can see the Enfields waiting there,

calling you to join them.

- Oh! - Oh!!

[splash]

Oh...

[laughing]

[♪]

I am not going to apologize for speaking the truth.

This town is on the wrong path.

If we keep worrying about trigger warnings

and micro aggressions and safe spaces

how are we supposed to tackle real problems

like unemployment and drug abuse, huh?

We cant just hug those things away.

What the heck is going on?

Pops is pushing all her buttons and shes falling for it.

We have to get him outta here.

I know, Trey.

Listen, I appreciate your passion,

I know you care about this town,

but the way you go about fixing things is wrong.

Its hateful, its dangerous, and I wont stand for it.

Well, youre gonna have to, Pops,

because the polls have me up by five.

Well, now, here is the thing about that.

You are gonna drop out of the race.

[laughs]

What have you been smoking, old man?

Thats never gonna happen.

I think it is.

[whispering]

You have until 4:30 to concede the race or I go public.

Trey, Nicole.

You folks have yourselves a wonderful day.

- Paula? - Whatd he say?

What does Pops know?

Where did you put the body?

Relax, its safe. Hes in the TV room.

Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!

Holy shit! Holy shit!

Operator: 911 what is your emergency?

Yeah, I need to report a... what the hell do I call this?

Zombie apocalypse?

I am not saying zombie apocalypse,

theyll hang up on me.

Hello? Hello?

Assholes!

[groans]

Its fine.

Its gonna be fine.

I know.

Cause if you were gonna turn into one of those things

you probably would have started to by now, right?

Ok.

If you do start to turn, what do you want me to do?

Hey! Hey!

Hey!

[thud]

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