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This programme contains very strong
language and adult humour.
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Come on.
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Where d'you want this then?
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What?
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Give over sulking.
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I said I was sorry
about the boat, man.
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All you had to do
was put a fucking hole in it.
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There.
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Yeah, in the blazing sun.
It's ten bags of cheddar Dan.
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If I want the opinions
of a cheese thief, I'll ask for it.
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I'm not a fucking cheese thief.
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- What's that?
- Cheese.
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How'd you get it?
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I fucking stole it. I get it.
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I get what you are doing.
Oi, stop laughing!
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(WHISPERS) Cheese thief.
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It better be proper stinky.
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I'm not paying hundred quid
for some mild cheddar.
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We said 180!
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What ya doing?
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(TUTS) Look at him.
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Rubbing cheese into his gums
like Scarface.
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(VOICE CHOKED) One thirty?
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That cheese
just took your breath away.
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1...
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2... 9?
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What does that mean, 1-2-9?
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Hundred and twenty-nine.
Say hundred and twenty-nine
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when you know I am bad with numbers!
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Now one fifty or I'm gonna take
my van of cheese
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and I'm just gonna fuck clean off.
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I hope your girlfriend
likes cheese toasties.
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- Girlfriend?
- Love em, actually.
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Oi Dan, fucking hang fire.
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I don't want to be stuck
with a load of cheese.
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Hundred and... thirty... five?
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- Done.
- Fuck!
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Ahh! I am fucking sick of this shit.
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These are bad jobs.
I don't wanna be stealing cheese.
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I do have a buyer
looking for something very special.
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Bees.
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(SCREAMING)
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I don't do bees.
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This buyer
is prepared to pay top whack
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for some high-quality hives. And...
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..he's French.
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What's him being French
got to do with anything?
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Well, they do eat
a lot of garden animals don't they?
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Snails and frogs and that.
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Maybe they eat bees too?
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Keep most of them
for making honey, but...
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..y'know nibble a couple of crunchy
ones off the top.
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Fuck's going on in your head?
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What's in there, just...
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..Bovril and sawdust?
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- Gonna get 'em me or what?
- No.
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Scared of bees Vinnie? (SCREAMING)
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Fucking hell.
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I am not frightened...
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..of bees.
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Five hundred.
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Per hive, all in.
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- That's a lot of money isn't it?!
- Thereabouts.
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I'm stealing these bees
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because I can.
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- Alright?
- Alright.
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They don't frighten me at all.
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Cool.
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Gonna steal the shit out of them bees.
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♪ BARRETT STRONG:
Money (That's What I Want) ♪
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♪ The best things in life are free. ♪
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♪ But you can give them
to the birds and bees. ♪
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♪ I need money. ♪
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Ah Vin, thank you.
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Forgot I had a meeting with supplier.
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Thought I was your supplier.
What's going on there?
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Proper supplier.
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Like lemons and tonic waters
and pickled walnuts.
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Pickled walnuts aren't a thing,
are they?
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I know. I told Tommo
he could design a house cocktail
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- y'know, stop him moaning.
- Mm-hm.
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Came up with a 'Muddy Knuckle'.
(PHONE RINGING)
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- Disgusting.
- I know.
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I'm going to cancel the order.
Say it didn't arrive.
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He'll have a fucking meltdown.
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Are you alright to give Tyler
his tea and put him to bed then?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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Yeah. He likes Monster Munch
doesn't he?
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Bit of Frosty Jack's,
couple of tinnies.
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- Just have a big sesh...
- Give over!
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- Couple of lines of err...
- Stop it!
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Here he is... Come here to me you.
Give me a snuggle you pig. Oh...
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(CHUCKLES)
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Right Vin, I'm gonna have to go, OK?
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You be good for your Uncle... Dad?
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Can't we have tea all together?
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- Like a family?
- I'm busy darling, I can't...
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Right, come on.
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- Sausage, beans and chips.
- Bye.
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See you later. Let's see
what they're having for their tea.
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What are you having for your tea?
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Fucking bees.
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They're serious. That's a serious...
Everyone's scared of bees.
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- Yeah.
- Y'know?
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I mean enough of 'em,
they'll kill you, Chris.
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They'll fucking kill...
They're not like a moth.
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Dusty ass moth. (LAUGHS)
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Oi! Oi!
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Sorry. I was listening.
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- No, you weren't.
- Look at this.
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Oh fuck! How's she got
her fucking legs to do that?
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- Magician's assistant.
- Ohhh!
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Sorry Vin. Go on.
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The only reason I'm nicking bees
is cos I was showing off
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in front of that girl, Sam.
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I like her.
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I really like her actually.
She's lovely.
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I just-I'm frightened
that if I fall for her,
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fucking hell,
she could just leave me. Or...
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..Erin, I mean what if
SHE changes her mind,
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she's the love of my life.
She'll change her mind...
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Are you, fucking,
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you're fighting off
an erection you are!
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- No!
- Fucker!
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- Well, it's not for you is it?
- What a relief(!)
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She put in all the hard work.
She's earned it.
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Dude, stop perving on her.
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Sorry.
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Get off. (SMASH)
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Shit.
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Vinnie...
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..trusting your heart with somebody
is the most...
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..terrifying thing you can do.
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But if it works out,
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even for a bit...
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..then it's worth it.
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That was really beautiful man.
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Yeah, it was, wasn't it...
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Yeah, it was good advice.
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Oh for God's sake!
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Have you made yourself cry
with your own words?
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Naah...
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Come here, I need a hug...
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- Oh fuck dude.
- It's gone. It's gone.
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It's not gone. Dude, it's not gone.
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Don't cry in my fucking face...
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♪ ROXY MUSIC: Love is the drug ♪
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High Class Tentacle porn?
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Private exhibition of erotica
at a pop up gallery.
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So... it's a picture...
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..of a woman...
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..getting... by an octopus?
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- Yeah.
- Correct...
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Why do you want a photo of a woman
doing it with an octopus?
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Because, Ashley,
it's worth fucking thousands!
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- Dylan?
- Oh, fuck off.
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Dylan, hang on, this is right up
your street mate,
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- you love calamari.
- Do you lot often steal porn?
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You know what, it does come up
more often than you might expect.
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Would she not drown, no? The woman.
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No. Fun fact.
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Octopuses can survive
up to half an hour outside of water.
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That's plenty of time to, you know...
(WHISTLES)
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Right then, so just to confirm,
we are all up for nicking the porn?
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- Yes?
- No. No. Hey, no.
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No we're not stealing porn.
You've fucking had porn.
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- Hang on. Hang on.
- I've got a job.
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What is it?
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Bees.
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- Drugs?
- Fuck no! Bees. Bees dude.
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- The letters?
- Yeah, the letters.
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We're gonna steal all the letter b's
so no one else can use them Ash.
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You fucking... lemonhead.
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Bees!
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B- why can't anyone
understand the concept.
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- It's a fucking insect.
- Bees.
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- We're doing it tonight.
- Ah no, I've plans!
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You have not got plans.
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You're playing Assassin's Creed online
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with a load of shagging teenagers
from Cheetham Hill.
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You move bees after the last one
has flown into the hive
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but before they wind down
for the evening.
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I hate them.
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- But I do respect them.
- (Jesus.)
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Will you be coming with us?
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No. Bees are very dangerous.
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For the rest of yer
that isn't terrified
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of a kamikaze insect
that's that fucking big,
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you'll meet me out there
at 5pm on the shagging dot.
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Here. Have them passes.
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Give your granny a thrill.
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She's allergic to seafood.
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So the fuck am I,
I don't go banging on about it.
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What is it, shit on Tommo night?
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So, when am I gonna see this
magical woodland hideaway of yours?
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Erm...?
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I could... come over tonight?
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- After your bee heist?
- It...
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It's not a bee heist...
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It's err...
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I'd like that.
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Yeah. Nine-ish or summat?
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Yeah. Can't wait.
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Alright. OK.
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♪ RAY J: Right Place Wrong Time. ♪
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I mean why, why have we driven
20 miles for bees?
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Doesn't Jim know
somewhere more local than this?
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Only cunts keep bees.
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No, he didn't.
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So, I went online and found this gaff.
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It's a cafe, ran by posh twats
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who are, like, 237th in line
for the fucking throne
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- or some shit.
- She's not closed up just yet Vin?
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Maybe we should come back, so?
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No, it'll dark by then,
we need to get it done.
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You get yourself in there,
do some flirting Dyl.
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- Just distract her a little bit.
- Why me?
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Because you are the only vaguely
gorgeous one amongst us.
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- What do I do, send in Fat Ronaldo?
- I'm gorgeous too!
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Your hands are massive
and they scare girls, dude.
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In fairness he is the only one
I would pay to see... fucking.
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No, I've got a better idea,
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let's send in
this fucking sociopath instead,
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that owns a sex dungeon, d'you know...
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- What about Cardi, so?
- I am not sending Cardi in...
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Why not? Ah, cos he's married.
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Yeah, that's why,
cos he's fucking married.
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You get in there and flirt
like your life depends on it.
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Unbutton that wartime earthy number
and show some pectoral.
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Rest of us are gonna steal
some bees. Let's do this baby.
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I'm afraid the kitchen's closed...
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♪ ETTA JAMES:
I Just Wanna Make Love To You ♪
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Although...
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..I'm keeping the till open
a little bit longer?
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♪ I don't want you... ♪
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- I love this song.
- Hm.
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♪ ..to be no slave. ♪
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Actually, I was wondering
if you could tell me
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something about bees?
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I was thinking of getting some.
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A... gift for...
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- ..your wife or girlfriend?
- No.
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Because... none of those exist.
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I would be delighted.
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Lady Beverly Gresham.
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Er, Martin.
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Martin... Bee... singstoke.
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Uh.
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Listen, we've gotta be stealthy.
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We have got eight hives
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we've got four minutes,
we need to get moving.
252
00:09:21,708 --> 00:09:23,108
Where's Cardi?
253
00:09:23,140 --> 00:09:24,940
- Where the fuck is he?
- Oh my God...
254
00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:30,980
For fuck's sake, what are you doing?
255
00:09:31,020 --> 00:09:32,700
(MUFFLED) I don't wanna get stung.
256
00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,319
- D'you hear?
- Can't hear a word...
257
00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:35,399
I said...
258
00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,620
I don't want to get stung.
259
00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,860
Tommo's taped the holes up,
you'll be grand.
260
00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:42,300
I've taped up the bee holes.
Not for the first time.
261
00:09:42,340 --> 00:09:44,660
- But always with a safe word.
- I'm sick of them innuendos, dude.
262
00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:47,100
It's constant. Have you ever
taped up anyone's bumhole?
263
00:09:47,140 --> 00:09:48,420
- No.
- No, shut up then.
264
00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:50,620
They won't suffocate will they?
I don't want to kill any of them.
265
00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:52,020
They're in... denial.
266
00:09:52,060 --> 00:09:54,039
They're fucking in decline.
267
00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:56,560
Go and get an 'ive, yeah?
Put it in the van.
268
00:09:56,980 --> 00:10:01,140
A bees brain
is the size of a sesame seed.
269
00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:02,000
Wow.
270
00:10:02,940 --> 00:10:05,060
Wow. That's incredible, yeah.
271
00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:07,500
Wow. That's small isn't it?
272
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,319
No. Not small for a bee.
273
00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:12,820
They are incredibly clever. Yeah.
274
00:10:12,860 --> 00:10:13,540
How?
275
00:10:13,565 --> 00:10:14,700
They dance.
276
00:10:15,180 --> 00:10:16,900
I know a lot of dancers.
277
00:10:17,140 --> 00:10:18,800
Not one of them is in Mensa.
278
00:10:18,940 --> 00:10:20,580
♪ SANTANA: Black Magic Woman ♪
279
00:10:21,207 --> 00:10:23,292
The average honeybee
280
00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:24,120
will make
281
00:10:24,121 --> 00:10:25,740
one twelfth
282
00:10:25,980 --> 00:10:28,239
of a teaspoon of honey
283
00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:30,780
before it dies.
284
00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:36,260
A lifetime of endeavour...
285
00:10:37,180 --> 00:10:38,700
..just swallowed.
286
00:10:43,401 --> 00:10:44,401
Oh no...
287
00:10:44,660 --> 00:10:46,860
♪ RODRIGO Y GABRIELA: Diablo Rojo ♪
288
00:10:47,923 --> 00:10:49,960
- What's the matter, Martin?
- Err...
289
00:10:50,323 --> 00:10:51,523
Ah, ah, Cramp.
290
00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:53,280
Ah, oh!
291
00:10:55,483 --> 00:10:56,540
Get away.
292
00:10:57,660 --> 00:10:59,443
Vin, I'm not going back over there.
293
00:10:59,483 --> 00:11:01,399
Yes you are you big twat.
294
00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:04,203
Get the fuck in there
and go and get the last hive.
295
00:11:04,243 --> 00:11:05,603
There's one fucking left.
296
00:11:05,643 --> 00:11:07,643
- Ahh!
- Ooh fuck...
297
00:11:08,603 --> 00:11:10,283
It's so easy to live for bees.
298
00:11:10,323 --> 00:11:11,683
Right, this has been really lovely.
299
00:11:11,723 --> 00:11:14,483
Oh, uh, do you want to stay
for a, a, another drink?
300
00:11:14,523 --> 00:11:15,523
Something stronger?
301
00:11:15,563 --> 00:11:19,043
I make a honeycomb martini
that will set your soul on fire.
302
00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:20,643
No. I'm good. I'm good.
303
00:11:20,683 --> 00:11:21,683
Erm...
304
00:11:22,523 --> 00:11:24,203
Please, take one of these.
305
00:11:24,243 --> 00:11:25,963
It's got my number on it.
306
00:11:26,003 --> 00:11:27,323
You just give me a "buzz"
307
00:11:27,363 --> 00:11:30,363
if you want to know anything more
about bees.
308
00:11:30,403 --> 00:11:31,660
Um...
309
00:11:32,123 --> 00:11:33,283
Never h-uh, honey?
310
00:11:33,323 --> 00:11:34,683
It's Royal jelly.
311
00:11:34,723 --> 00:11:36,043
Bee saliva.
312
00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:38,483
It has a huge range
of medicinal benefits,
313
00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:41,163
but I mainly use it as...
314
00:11:41,203 --> 00:11:42,720
(DEEP INHALE)
315
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,603
..an aphrodisiac.
316
00:11:44,643 --> 00:11:46,763
You put a spoon of that
in someone's drink
317
00:11:46,803 --> 00:11:50,003
and you can have... anyone you like.
318
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:53,615
It sounds... it sounds a little bit
non... non-consensual.
319
00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,220
They always consent.
320
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:56,940
Eventually.
321
00:11:58,380 --> 00:12:00,319
Yeah, it's be...
it's been really lovely.
322
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,120
♪ THE DRIFTERS: Honey Love ♪
323
00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,080
♪ I'm gonna get me some ♪
324
00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,320
♪ honey love. ♪
325
00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:07,200
♪ Yes, I love it, I love it... ♪
326
00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:08,240
Come on.
327
00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:12,520
Jesus Christ, what's the deal?
328
00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,520
You had the easiest job,
took the longest.
329
00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:17,919
Fuck me! She was the perfect mix
of tedious and terrifying.
330
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,680
Sounds like that bloody porno
331
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,860
you found about the woman
and her car tax.
332
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:28,040
I just like a bit of variety,
you know, bedroom wise.
333
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,340
I just thought
maybe did Tommo have anything...
334
00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,400
..fun, like, lying around, you know?!
335
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:34,440
What, Cardi too vanilla
for you now, is he?
336
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,440
Oh no, no not at all, no.
337
00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:37,839
I just thought about y'know,
338
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,640
cranking it up a gear, like,
now that we're legal y'know?
339
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:43,400
Surely there must be something there
in one of them filing cabinets.
340
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:46,560
Butt plug behind the radiator
or something like that?
341
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,440
Ah...
342
00:12:47,441 --> 00:12:48,880
..anal beads!
343
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:50,420
Oh no...
344
00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:53,999
Don't worry Holy Father, not even I
wouldn't take it that far.
345
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,480
Or like one of them Korean wank aids.
346
00:12:56,520 --> 00:13:00,120
Maybe one of them silicone,
like, vibrating arseholes
347
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,080
that throbs along
to the Bee Gees' music?
348
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:05,080
I actually did find something
but I think it might be too dirty.
349
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,480
- Dirtier the better.
- No, I mean like dirty as in...
350
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,360
"matted hair and bits of carpet".
351
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,080
I honestly do not mind
if it's a bit grubby like.
352
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:14,000
Squirt of fairy liquid
and that there be game ball like...
353
00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,679
Does he not know about the money yet?
354
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:18,900
No.
355
00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,440
Well, have you spoke Vinnie?
356
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,840
Absolutely not.
357
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,520
Well, like, what are you gonna do?
358
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,760
He's not gonna give up is he?
359
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,039
Mr McCann.
360
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,900
Hi, I wasn't ignoring you...
361
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,920
Erm, yeah I know, I know...
It's just...
362
00:13:36,260 --> 00:13:38,240
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is that?
363
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,439
You know I like to see the books
once a week.
364
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,960
I know. I know. It's just because
we've been really busy.
365
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,120
I'm working from home today, so erm...
366
00:13:45,744 --> 00:13:47,559
..come over about eight, yeah?!
367
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,919
Yes Mr McCann, yeah.
368
00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,920
- Oh, and Erin?
- Hm?
369
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:54,500
Don't you ever dare
ignore my calls again.
370
00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:58,720
♪ OS MUTANTES: A Minha Menina ♪
371
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,720
(SINGING IN PORTUGUESE)
372
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,040
(SCREAMS) There's one in my helmet,
373
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,160
get it off, get it off.
374
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,799
I can't grab your helmet
if you don't stop thrashing about.
375
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,719
Now that, I have said before.
376
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,959
It's in my ear.
377
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,580
It wants my brain.
378
00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:18,880
It's gonna be fucking disappointed
if it gets there love.
379
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,399
It's got me in the fucking eye, dude.
380
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,880
Have you nicked a fucking jar
of honey off that-you...
381
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,840
I haven't nicked it.
She gave it to me.
382
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,280
It's not honey. It's royal...
Royal jelly.
383
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:29,680
It's just a middle-class honey
is all that is...
384
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,960
No. No. No.
Royal Jelly is a secretion.
385
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,800
Why's she given you
a jar of bee spunk for?
386
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,120
It's bee spit Cardi.
387
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,520
Oh fuck,
there's a distinctive tang off that.
388
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:40,079
- Spunk, spit: all does the same job.
- Oh...
389
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,080
Tell you what,
I'll have a bit of that.
390
00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,120
Go on Tommo. Oh!
391
00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,920
Full finger of it.
(LAUGHS)
392
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,320
No, no, no. No, no.
393
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,760
I have tried spunk in my time.
394
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,600
And that my friend, that is not spunk.
395
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,680
- Go on!
- Go on, 'ave a bit.
396
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,160
Get a bit of spunk down ya!
397
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,200
Real men try a bit of spunk
from time to time.
398
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,240
Go on, go on.
(ALL LAUGHING)
399
00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:57,960
And again. And again. Go on.
400
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:00,960
Ahhh!
401
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,119
Fuck!
402
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,640
- Alright?
- Alright, you alright?
403
00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,600
I just drilled me fucking head into...
404
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:07,640
(BUZZING)
405
00:15:08,819 --> 00:15:09,819
Oh fuck.
406
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:21,680
Bees!
407
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:22,720
(ALL SHOUTING)
408
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,880
Fuck.
409
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:33,080
Ah...
410
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,319
Ooh!
411
00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:36,320
Ooh, fucking hell.
412
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,640
What?
413
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,040
Swollen...
414
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,200
Oh fucking hell...
415
00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,535
- What are we going to do now?
- Shit... let me have a look.
416
00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:46,920
- What ya doing?
- Just gon' have a look.
417
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,200
- Keep it fucking closed.
- Oh fuck...
418
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,559
Fucking fuck. Shitty bees!
419
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,360
Is there anything that...
calms them down?
420
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,760
Like... jazz or...
421
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,600
Fucking Jazz? Who the fuck...
Nobody listens to Jazz.
422
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,160
- I listen to jazz.
- He loves it.
423
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,680
Oh du-do break out
your fucking saxophone,
424
00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:01,920
won't yer, you dickheads...
425
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,760
♪ THE METERS: Cissy Strut ♪
426
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:04,720
Smoke.
427
00:16:04,721 --> 00:16:07,600
Right empty your bloody pockets,
weed, hash,
428
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:08,760
whatever the fuck you've got.
429
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,080
Ay, oi. What d'you do,
rob a pick 'n' mix?
430
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,920
They're your keys you dickhead!
431
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:13,999
We need them.
432
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,440
- Ketamine?
- No.
433
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:16,480
It's a tranquilizer, int it.
434
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,920
Yeah it is a tranquilizer
for fucking horses, Tom.
435
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,160
Not just horses Vincent. Also...
436
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,040
- ..camels and that.
- You've fucking made that up.
437
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,760
- Give me your cigs.
- No. No. No. No. Vincent.
438
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,320
I'll fucking mess your hair up.
Give me your fucking cigs...
439
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,160
No. No. No. No. (BOTH GRUNTING)
440
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,080
Come on.
441
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,120
We're gonna need some blowing.
Go on Ash.
442
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,000
We're on, we're on! Dyl, get the door.
443
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,480
3, 2, 1, go...
444
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,599
Right, we still can't get back
in the van.
445
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:47,144
- How're we supposed to get back home?
- JJ.
446
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:49,120
(PHONE RINGING)
447
00:16:52,726 --> 00:16:54,166
Vin, I'm a bit busy, alright?
448
00:16:54,206 --> 00:16:55,886
You couldn't give us a lift
could ya love?
449
00:16:55,926 --> 00:16:58,255
- How fucked is my van?
- N-no, don't panic, just...
450
00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,375
I think it's a tow situation
to be honest with yer.
451
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,360
- What have you done to her?
- I fucked it into a post.
452
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,440
It's a superficial prang.
453
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,160
It fucking adds character,
if anything.
454
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,640
- Come and get us dude.
- Now?
455
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:12,400
No, no, no. Just keep your feet up
and relax you fucking lemon.
456
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,440
Where do you think I am?
I'm in the fucking quagmire,
457
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,920
- my trainers are just fucked.
- Where are you?
458
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:20,479
Err, I dunno, there's fields
and a fucking great big road. Dyl?
459
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,320
JJ, mate, I'm gonna drop you a pin.
460
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,455
We're all gonna need to fit
so bring something roomy.
461
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,680
Wait? What? How longs he gonna be?
462
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,200
- Fuck knows... An hour?
- Shit.
463
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:30,520
Well, there's no point
waiting for him here is there?
464
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:33,760
I noticed a nice country pub
maybe half a mile back.
465
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,000
And I myself am partial
to a pint of cider
466
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,360
and some Wasabi peas.
467
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:40,120
We just robbed the local cafe
of a load of rare fucking bees
468
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,400
and you want to go to the fucking
local boozer, get pissed up?
469
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:43,520
It's not the 1970s.
470
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,920
Not everyone in the countryside
knows everyone else anymore.
471
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,360
It's all tourists and second
homeowners round here anyway.
472
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,980
Yeah. It's fucking freezing.
473
00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:51,760
Cardi?
474
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,080
I'll have a pint.
475
00:17:59,364 --> 00:18:02,040
Cardi, get out
of that fucking diving suit will ya.
476
00:18:03,606 --> 00:18:04,879
What d'you reckon then?
477
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,260
Farmers or wankers?
478
00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:08,280
Definitely wankers.
479
00:18:23,456 --> 00:18:24,740
Y'alright fellas.
480
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,560
(JUKEBOX BUTTONS BEEPING)
481
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,800
♪ CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL:
Bad Moon Rising ♪
482
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,560
(QUIETLY) They don't look much like
483
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,640
- second homeowners to me.
- No.
484
00:18:34,552 --> 00:18:35,912
Get the drinks in, Dyl.
485
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,560
- ♪ I see trouble on the way. ♪
- Evening fellas.
486
00:18:42,279 --> 00:18:43,840
Lovely pub you've got here.
487
00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:46,220
How's it going? Five pints of lager...
488
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:50,020
..and can I get a look
of complete disdain as well please.
489
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,180
We only do mead.
490
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,380
Mead?
491
00:18:57,380 --> 00:18:59,280
Nectar of the Gods.
492
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,040
Yeah, love-yeah, lovely.
493
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,799
Five-five meads then, please.
494
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,440
Queen's Finger, Worker's Toil
or Honeyhive?
495
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:08,140
Give him the finger,
everyone else does.
496
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:13,120
Yeah. No. Y'know it's good because
it makes your thing go green.
497
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,840
What the fuck is that?
498
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:15,960
It's mead. It's all they had.
499
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,500
Looks like tramp piss.
500
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,040
Woah... I don't mind that.
501
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,880
- Oooh!
- That's... hm.
502
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,040
What kind of a pub only sells mead?
503
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,480
Well, I mean err... this kind of pub?
504
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,800
It's a fucking 18th century
monk's drink innit?!
505
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:32,040
- Yeah, what's your point?
- My point is...
506
00:19:32,608 --> 00:19:34,160
(LOW VOICE) ..normal people
507
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:37,240
don't fucking drink mead do they!
And normal pubs don't sell it.
508
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:38,880
Tourists drink all kinds of shit
won't they?
509
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,280
(WHISPERED)
This ain't a tourist pub dude!
510
00:19:42,957 --> 00:19:44,800
- Glover.
- Vinnie.
511
00:19:47,863 --> 00:19:49,520
Enjoying your mead then lads?
512
00:19:49,545 --> 00:19:51,560
- Yeah it's delicious.
- Fucking nice yeah.
513
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,520
- It's different.
- Interesting ain't it?
514
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:54,880
It's a beautiful drink.
515
00:19:57,234 --> 00:19:58,640
Better than milk.
516
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,800
Ay, lads?
(LOCALS CHEER)
517
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:06,800
Bees...
518
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,140
..are much better than cows.
519
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,600
Which do you prefer?
520
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,300
Bees or cows?
521
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,600
I love bees. Just love 'em.
522
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:23,360
What about you lad?
523
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,420
Er, bees.
524
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,840
Bees Sir. Bees yeah.
525
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:30,960
- Err, bees, bees all day long int'it.
- All of us.
526
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,514
Well, I like both?
527
00:20:35,539 --> 00:20:36,939
(MUMBLES) Fucking hell.
528
00:20:39,260 --> 00:20:40,260
Both?
529
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,240
Ash!
530
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000
(LAUGHING)
531
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,320
So...
532
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,240
..what brings you lads in here
this evening then eh?
533
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,760
Ou-we-our van broke down.
534
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,200
Oh, right.
535
00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,360
Well if you need to call the AA
there's a payphone on bar.
536
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:01,680
- Thanks man.
- Thanks.
537
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,280
They tried to put a mast up
round here, once.
538
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,320
Never tried again.
539
00:21:14,096 --> 00:21:15,640
You need some ice on that lad!
540
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:16,680
He's alright.
541
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:17,879
Err, yeah.
542
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:21,180
Thank you though, sweet of you.
You're fine aren't you, our lad?
543
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:25,520
Oh! (LAUGHS)
544
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,000
Hey(!)
545
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,040
Oh, he's...
546
00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:32,528
Shit! Fuck! What the fuck was that?
547
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,279
- I thought it was alright.
- Shut the fuck up!
548
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,160
Listen to me. Listen to me...
549
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,855
- Have you noticed?
- Why what's wrong?
550
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,479
- Am I the only fucking one... Bees!
- What?
551
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,479
There's fucking bees everywhere.
552
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,679
Bees, this and that, y'know.
553
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,040
It's making me uncomfortable,
554
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,839
given the nature of what we've got
in the back of the van.
555
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,239
Drink the tramp piss
556
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,020
and let's get the fuck out of here.
557
00:21:52,340 --> 00:21:55,320
Your eye is upsetting these locals,
do you know that?
558
00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:57,500
Yeah?
559
00:21:59,380 --> 00:22:01,800
- Don't be sick.
- It's disgusting.
560
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,120
It's Lady Gresham.
561
00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:05,320
Bees are gone.
562
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:06,360
They've been stolen.
563
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,680
Shit.
564
00:22:09,101 --> 00:22:11,600
(SHOUTING) Not a-fucking-gain!
565
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,620
I thought you'd chained hives down?
566
00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:19,180
I did chain hives down.
567
00:22:20,060 --> 00:22:21,540
Twice.
568
00:22:21,860 --> 00:22:24,180
But you know what they're like.
569
00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:26,460
They'll nick anything.
570
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:28,820
(SHOUTS) Anything.
571
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,800
The lead from your roof.
572
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,580
The water from your taps.
573
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:38,940
- Wait there.
- Yeah.
574
00:22:39,434 --> 00:22:41,120
One little shite
575
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,800
stole the compost out me bin.
576
00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:47,460
And now those bloody bees.
577
00:22:48,380 --> 00:22:49,780
(SHOUTING) Again.
578
00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:52,960
Well, I'm not fucking having it.
579
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,640
Not this time.
580
00:22:58,840 --> 00:22:59,840
You.
581
00:23:05,310 --> 00:23:07,020
Look at you.
582
00:23:10,260 --> 00:23:12,540
If anyone in this pub...
583
00:23:13,180 --> 00:23:15,980
..looks like a fucking thief...
584
00:23:18,260 --> 00:23:19,440
..it's him.
585
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:26,640
(WHISTLES)
586
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:29,680
Don't be shy.
587
00:23:33,449 --> 00:23:35,280
What happened to your eye, lad?
588
00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:36,420
Cardi...
589
00:23:37,940 --> 00:23:39,140
B-
590
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,479
- Bee sting.
- Oh, ho-ho!
591
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,520
Alright. Alright Hang on.
592
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:46,879
Now just...
593
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,535
(ALL TALKING)
594
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,479
Chill out a minute. Just hang fire.
595
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,040
Look... alright. Fucking hell, we did.
596
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,120
We stole the bees.
597
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,640
I didn't know
it meant this much to yers.
598
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,680
- I am really sorry.
- Shall I call police?
599
00:23:58,720 --> 00:23:59,760
Fuck off!
600
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,640
Only thing worse than a thief
601
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,375
is a fucking copper.
602
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,120
Agreed.
603
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,279
Well then,
604
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,260
what?
605
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,326
Put 'em in cellar?
606
00:24:10,415 --> 00:24:12,215
We're not fucking going in the cellar.
607
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:15,080
(SHOUTS)
Get in... the fucking... cellar.
608
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:18,720
Oh scary bee man
with his shite blunderbuss.
609
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:20,360
It's a fucking ornamental thing,
that...
610
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,200
- Fucking hell!
- Where's the fucking cellar?
611
00:24:29,617 --> 00:24:31,280
What's it like in cellar?
612
00:24:32,278 --> 00:24:33,718
Not nice!
613
00:24:48,561 --> 00:24:50,220
Alright you...
614
00:24:50,521 --> 00:24:51,641
What's that?
615
00:24:51,681 --> 00:24:54,455
My penis. Cos your fucking hands
are down there.
616
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:55,561
Keys.
617
00:24:55,601 --> 00:24:57,560
Well just say keys then.
618
00:24:57,761 --> 00:24:59,521
Fucking Nosferatu.
619
00:24:59,561 --> 00:25:00,920
Get out of it.
620
00:25:02,841 --> 00:25:05,601
You'll find your bees
in a van up the way.
621
00:25:05,940 --> 00:25:08,540
You better fucking hope I do, lad.
622
00:25:14,521 --> 00:25:17,060
(BOLTS LOCKING)
623
00:25:25,921 --> 00:25:26,921
Fuck.
624
00:25:28,201 --> 00:25:30,140
Oh, fucking hell.
625
00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:34,001
Come on you rusty bastard.
626
00:25:34,041 --> 00:25:35,481
Not a single bar.
627
00:25:35,521 --> 00:25:36,660
Christ.
628
00:25:37,020 --> 00:25:39,519
Fuckers've been gone ages
haven't they?!
629
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,241
Latch won't budge lads.
630
00:25:41,281 --> 00:25:42,601
- There's no chance.
- Shit.
631
00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:44,079
Don't worry boys.
632
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,500
I've got a plan.
633
00:25:46,441 --> 00:25:47,441
(SHOUTS)
634
00:25:48,641 --> 00:25:49,841
Oh, nice one Tommo...
635
00:25:52,112 --> 00:25:54,455
- Meant to be seeing Sam tonight.
- Are ya?
636
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,520
- Yeah.
- Oh, for... sexy time?
637
00:25:56,789 --> 00:25:57,789
Yeah.
638
00:25:58,709 --> 00:25:59,829
Sex is like...
639
00:25:59,869 --> 00:26:01,509
..playing the violin, innit?
640
00:26:03,469 --> 00:26:05,160
I don't know what I'm doing.
641
00:26:05,309 --> 00:26:07,589
(SIGHS)
What do you think they'll do to us?
642
00:26:07,629 --> 00:26:09,935
I reckon they'll let us go
when they get their bees back.
643
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,360
Yeah. I hope-
644
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,400
Oh, fuck!
645
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,040
Oh, fucking hell!
646
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:19,680
What is it?
647
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,640
- Is that...
- Ooh fuck me!
648
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:26,240
No that's a...
Fuck me, that's a dog. Dog. A dog.
649
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,840
Yeah. That's a Labrador.
100 percent. Dog.
650
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:29,960
Is it?
651
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000
Dog yeah.
652
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:33,880
How do you think it died?
653
00:26:35,905 --> 00:26:37,945
Maybe Carl Slater bummed it to death?
654
00:26:39,645 --> 00:26:40,805
Shit!
655
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,640
Thank you for finding them.
656
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:44,840
My little babies.
657
00:26:46,580 --> 00:26:48,959
I know how much those bees
mean to you.
658
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,919
Stupid bastards,
659
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,439
coming into our pub,
660
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:53,980
after doing this.
661
00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:00,079
Where are my bees?
662
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,220
Eh?
663
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:05,320
(SCREAMS)
664
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,120
There you go.
665
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,479
You be careful with him, love.
666
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,060
It's fine. I'm his business partner.
667
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:27,780
Urgh, it's so hot down here, dude?
668
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,020
(SIGHS) anybody else feeling dead hot?
669
00:27:31,940 --> 00:27:33,399
It's like...
670
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,680
..you just can't breathe,
it's all muggy.
671
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,600
We're not gonna die down here, are we?
672
00:27:37,625 --> 00:27:40,385
Alright, just sit down for a minute,
your eye's probably...
673
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:41,999
- Is it bad?
- Yeah, it's pretty bad.
674
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,279
- Dyl. Dyl.
- Yeah?
675
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:46,000
Go and see if there is any mead
in one of them bloody barrels.
676
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,080
Might take the edge off.
Why bother eh?
677
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:52,560
Might as well just leave us to rot
with the other fucking detritus.
678
00:27:53,260 --> 00:27:54,740
That's all we are, innit?
679
00:27:55,100 --> 00:27:58,559
Human debris
in the wheelie bin of existence.
680
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,559
Nothing's loose, it's all solid, sure.
681
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:03,560
The only way out is the hatch,
or the front door.
682
00:28:04,123 --> 00:28:05,700
I can't fucking do it.
683
00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:10,100
(SOBBING)
I can't fucking do it anymore.
684
00:28:12,540 --> 00:28:13,720
I'm a husk.
685
00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:15,500
I'm a shell.
686
00:28:15,540 --> 00:28:17,900
I'm a fucking broken man.
687
00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:20,100
Come on God.
688
00:28:20,140 --> 00:28:21,820
Hey? You big dickhead.
689
00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:23,580
Strike me down.
690
00:28:24,300 --> 00:28:27,220
Fucking finish me off.
Put me out of my misery. Cos...
691
00:28:27,980 --> 00:28:29,940
..I have had e-fucking-nough...
692
00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:34,420
- Try that hatch again?
- Yeah.
693
00:28:34,460 --> 00:28:35,880
Oh, yeah, do that.
694
00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:39,260
It's fucked.
695
00:28:42,535 --> 00:28:44,310
The numbers are off.
696
00:28:49,740 --> 00:28:53,480
Yeah. I was expecting the takings
to be a lot higher than this.
697
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:56,580
About thirty thousand pounds higher.
698
00:28:56,620 --> 00:28:58,940
OK, erm... (CLEARS THROAT)
699
00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:01,420
My fucking brother, my...
700
00:29:02,780 --> 00:29:04,380
My brother, he...
701
00:29:04,820 --> 00:29:07,495
.. "borrowed" money from the safe
702
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,160
and I tried to get it back off him,
I swear, I went after him.
703
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,300
How much?
704
00:29:13,509 --> 00:29:14,780
All of it.
705
00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:18,200
I know this is my fault
and I promise, I will pay you back.
706
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:19,360
Every single penny.
707
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,119
I've actually come up
with a repayment plan.
708
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,999
Think of it like a... business loan.
(CLEARS THROAT)
709
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,440
Here is a project turnover growth
710
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,000
and this is the amount
that you'll be getting
711
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:33,100
every single month
from my share of the profits.
712
00:29:34,380 --> 00:29:36,360
I know it's gonna take a while
Mr McCann,
713
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,080
but I promise you, you are gonna have
714
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,660
one of the best clubs
in the North West when I'm finished.
715
00:29:45,195 --> 00:29:46,195
No.
716
00:29:47,485 --> 00:29:49,220
No? No.
717
00:29:49,820 --> 00:29:53,080
The money gets paid back, in full,
by the end of the month.
718
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:54,620
But it's thirty grand.
719
00:29:55,260 --> 00:29:57,280
We can't raise that sort of cash.
720
00:29:58,639 --> 00:29:59,880
There are...
721
00:30:00,839 --> 00:30:03,380
..other repayment options available.
722
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,200
(SIGHS)
723
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,960
I'll come up with the money.
724
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:12,740
Make sure you do.
725
00:30:15,536 --> 00:30:18,136
I was driving past
your lad's school the other day.
726
00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:21,300
You've got to be so careful
outside schools.
727
00:30:22,056 --> 00:30:24,820
Take your eye off the road
for one second and...
728
00:30:25,296 --> 00:30:26,296
..well.
729
00:30:27,176 --> 00:30:30,416
Those sort of accidents
don't bear thinking about do they?
730
00:30:31,816 --> 00:30:33,220
In full.
731
00:30:33,536 --> 00:30:34,816
By the end of the month.
732
00:30:38,096 --> 00:30:39,216
Oh shit!
733
00:30:40,376 --> 00:30:42,854
Where are the fucking bees?
734
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,520
They're in the hives
in the back of the van.
735
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,020
We found hives...
736
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,980
..no fucking bees.
737
00:30:50,820 --> 00:30:53,920
Ooh, Lady Biverley-
Be-Ber-err, Beverley
738
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,160
I just want to apologise,
I can see you're really upset.
739
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,480
Shouldn't 'a stole them damn bees.
740
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,440
And I didn't know they meant as much
as they did to you.
741
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,400
So, you tell us how much they cost
and we'll, fucking, sort it.
742
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,600
I don't want your money.
743
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,460
That's a good job
cos we ain't got none.
744
00:31:05,820 --> 00:31:08,300
Bees are very special.
745
00:31:08,780 --> 00:31:10,320
They are life.
746
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,880
Without them,
the entire ecosystem fails
747
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,920
and everything on Earth would die.
748
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,880
Then it's a good job we...
749
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,640
..set them free y'know!
750
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,760
Back to nature and all that craic.
751
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,200
- Hey, Lady Beverly...
- Martin!
752
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,960
Ay! Ay! Oh! Don't you hit my friends
you dickhead.
753
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,320
- Ooh!
- Hang on a minute...
754
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:29,920
Alright, fair enough.
755
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,320
So, what now, Lady Gresham, ma'am.
756
00:31:36,142 --> 00:31:38,540
Let me think about that.
757
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:41,840
Oh!
758
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,160
Oi. Hey.
759
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,000
That wasn't-that wasn't
a fucking Labrador was it?
760
00:31:46,047 --> 00:31:47,207
- That were a bloke.
- Fucking hell!
761
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,960
I fucking said it didn't I?
I said not to come to this pub.
762
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,800
And now we are all fucking locked
in a cellar because you Dyldo
763
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,320
- were a little bit chilly.
- No! This is not my fault.
764
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,600
- Pub was Tommo's idea.
- Oh don't try blaming me sweetheart.
765
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,680
I were the one who suggested
robbing a painting of a woman
766
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,480
getting dicked down by an octopus
if you recall.
767
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,400
She is going to kill us.
768
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,640
Oh! Stop drinking fucking mead.
769
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,040
You're smashed out of your head now.
770
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,080
No one kills anyone over fucking bees.
771
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,440
(SIGHS)
772
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,560
Prang, my arsehole!
773
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,000
(LAUGHS)
I don't feel quite ready for that!
774
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,053
What the fuck has happened here?
775
00:32:33,983 --> 00:32:37,920
Right. You lot. Against that wall.
776
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:40,919
Me and me sister
777
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,280
have had a chat.
778
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,160
- Sister?
- Yeah. Sister.
779
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:45,680
She married up.
780
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,000
Not that it worked out for her.
781
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,000
Me...
782
00:32:48,001 --> 00:32:50,240
..and those bloody bees...
783
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,180
..are all she's got left.
784
00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:57,680
Bev wanted me to... Well...
785
00:32:57,941 --> 00:33:00,760
..her plan were a bit extreme
for my tastes.
786
00:33:00,860 --> 00:33:03,960
You know what a woman's like
when she's a bee in her bonnet.
787
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,020
However,
788
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:06,820
I do think
789
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,940
she does deserve
some form of compensation.
790
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,480
Fair enough.
So, I think it's only fitting...
791
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,159
..if one of you lot
792
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,280
offers up a finger.
793
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,240
See Dylan.
You've only got to finger her.
794
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,000
I'll cut it off quick and clean,
I promise.
795
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,240
You'll barely feel it.
796
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:22,880
♪ THE ANIMALS:
The House of the Rising Sun ♪
797
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,120
This lad... (LAUGHS)
798
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,440
Are you winding us up
with the finger? Cos I...
799
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,680
He's trying to scare the shit-
and it worked an'all... You are...
800
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:33,240
..fucking terrifying us.
Behave yourself.
801
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,320
You're joking, aren't yer.
802
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,000
- No.
- Shit.
803
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:37,800
I actually think
I'm being quite reasonable
804
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:39,800
- given the circumstances.
- Fuck off is it reasonable?
805
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,440
You stole, and presumably...
806
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,280
..killed, her bees.
807
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,480
I can't just let you
walk out of here scot free
808
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,240
like you're Elton fucking John
or something.
809
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,920
What are you fucking on about?
810
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,720
Are we in a parallel fucking universe?
811
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,160
Where you can ask young men
812
00:33:54,215 --> 00:33:57,335
to willingly give up
their fucking digits.
813
00:33:57,375 --> 00:34:00,055
Think about it dude.
It's fucking nuts.
814
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,600
It's like the scene
in fucking Robin Hood.
815
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,440
Kev Costner and the start of...
the film.
816
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,200
Cuts his fucking hand off.
Come on man.
817
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:08,920
- Maybe you're right.
- Good.
818
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:11,960
(SIGHS)
819
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000
Some toes?
820
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:14,640
No, not toes.
821
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,840
- What's he gonna do with toes?
- Toes is worse.
822
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,640
It is not a negotiation.
823
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,240
Look. You lot aren't leaving here
824
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,600
unless someone gets something chopped.
825
00:34:24,340 --> 00:34:26,020
I'll give you ten minutes.
826
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:27,860
That's fucking good of him.
827
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,640
I think we all know who it should be.
828
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:34,720
(ALL SAY DIFFERENT NAME)
829
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,680
- What do you mean Vinnie?
- You fucking gobshite.
830
00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:39,080
(ALL ARGUING)
831
00:34:40,020 --> 00:34:41,700
Stop! Fucking shush!
832
00:34:41,814 --> 00:34:43,120
They'll hear us.
833
00:34:43,580 --> 00:34:45,020
Alright. Just...
834
00:34:46,660 --> 00:34:48,540
It should be, it should be me.
835
00:34:49,260 --> 00:34:50,639
Motherfuckers.
836
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:52,359
You're fucking straight in
with your...
837
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:53,559
Of course, it should be you.
838
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:55,880
Of course, it should be you, you...
it was your all your idea,
839
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,999
this whole thing, stealing the bees.
840
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,240
Hang on...
841
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,280
..Cardi.
842
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:03,320
Hey?
843
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,320
All I am saying is I know people
who have woken up
844
00:35:06,367 --> 00:35:08,040
missing more than just a finger.
845
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,440
Huh?
846
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,140
Desperate times...
847
00:35:11,940 --> 00:35:14,240
Fuck me. Fucking hell. Jesus Christ.
848
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,120
- We shouldn't be considering it.
- You can't be...
849
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,880
He's a fucking sweet lamb.
He's a star child.
850
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:20,280
How the fuck
is he gonna make sandwiches
851
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,159
with a fucking missing finger?
852
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:23,840
(BANGING AND SCRAPING)
853
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,560
- JJ!
- I thought I could hear you lot.
854
00:35:40,608 --> 00:35:42,159
What are you doing in the cellar?
855
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:44,120
♪ FONTAINES D.C.:
Boys In The Better Land ♪
856
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,160
Hiyah.
857
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,980
Dyldo, come and grab Cardi.
858
00:35:50,260 --> 00:35:51,460
Alright guys...
859
00:35:54,980 --> 00:35:57,639
Oh, fuck.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
860
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,159
Right lads, I have done this before.
861
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,999
And the important thing...
862
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,320
..is to just relax in...
863
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,940
Little cunts.
864
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,760
(CARDI MOANING AND GROANING)
865
00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:19,040
♪ You're not alive
until you start kicking. ♪
866
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,280
♪ When the room is spinning
and the words ain't sticking. ♪
867
00:36:29,865 --> 00:36:31,640
His elbow's in my crotch!
868
00:36:32,194 --> 00:36:33,220
Fuck me!
869
00:36:35,340 --> 00:36:37,540
Get out of the fucking van!
870
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,840
Ahh look, is this a thing?
871
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:46,960
BOTH: Yeah.
872
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,800
This is lovely...
873
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,280
Oh shit.
874
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:51,640
You little fucker!
875
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,120
(SCREAMS) Oh my God!
876
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:54,160
Oh my God!
877
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:08,840
What the fuck?!
878
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,220
Told you bees were fucking dangerous.
879
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,800
♪ SOUL SURVIVORS: Mama Soul ♪
880
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:16,840
(PHONE ALERT)
881
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,640
Yeah alright, Mr Popular.
882
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,640
It's a fucking nightmare.
Half of these are from Chinese Dan
883
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,660
wondering where the fuck his bees are.
884
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,460
Talk to him tomorrow
885
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:42,180
It's not too late
to go see her, you know.
886
00:37:44,660 --> 00:37:46,839
Sorry! I'm sorry I'm late.
887
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,640
Is it rude that I started without you?
888
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,420
Just get in there, it's freezing!
889
00:38:02,562 --> 00:38:05,042
I just wanted to check that
the engine was running OK. But...
890
00:38:05,082 --> 00:38:06,860
..it seems fine though.
891
00:38:07,242 --> 00:38:10,060
So, what did happen to all them bees?
892
00:38:10,842 --> 00:38:14,175
Don't know and... I don't care.
893
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,520
♪ ERYKAH BADU: On And On ♪
894
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,360
♪ Oh my, my, my. ♪
895
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:18,480
(BUZZING)
896
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,700
♪ I'm feeling high. ♪
897
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,560
♪ My money's gone ♪
898
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,340
♪ I'm all alone. ♪
899
00:38:29,420 --> 00:38:31,599
D'you really think
he would've cut your finger off?
900
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,799
Yeah I do! Yeah.
He was a very frightening man.
901
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,359
That's a pretty good excuse
for being so late.
902
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,199
- Are you warm enough?
- Yeah. I'm fine. Feel.
903
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,679
Look at them tiny hands,
look at them guys.
904
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,340
Jesus, you're like a borrower.
905
00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:46,119
Oh, what the fuck is that?
906
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,559
(CHUCKLES)
I nearly forgot about him, one sec.
907
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,359
I need to feed him actually...
908
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:51,799
Do you wanna see him?
909
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:55,440
♪ SMOKEY ROBINSON AND THE MIRACLES:
You Really Got A Hold On Me ♪
910
00:38:57,405 --> 00:38:59,680
- Is it real?
- Have a touch.
911
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,320
He's lovely y'know.
912
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,480
When I found him, he was really weak.
913
00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:08,359
But if give them a chance...
914
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,680
..they do come to yer.
They'll surprise yer.
915
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:11,980
Little fatty.
916
00:39:13,181 --> 00:39:14,781
You sure you're warm enough.
917
00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:18,120
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- It is cold, innit it?
918
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,360
♪ You've really got a hold on me. ♪
919
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,320
♪ Really got a hold on me. ♪
920
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:29,440
♪ You've really got a hold on me. ♪
921
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,960
♪ Really got a hold- ♪
922
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,040
Vin!
923
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,240
Shit.
924
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,240
I need to speak to you.
It's really important.
925
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,280
It's fine,
I need to use the bathroom anyway.
926
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:38,480
Oh, erm...
927
00:39:39,149 --> 00:39:40,149
Vinnie?
928
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:42,840
I'm coming, hun.
929
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:46,660
- In you come.
- Vin...
930
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,199
- What's going on?
- It's McCann.
931
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:50,760
I've really fucked up.
932
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,080
What the fuck do you mean McCann?
What're you talking about?
933
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,360
Right, I didn't get the money from
the bank for the Rat and Cutter.
934
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:56,400
Oh my God.
935
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:57,560
Listen. Listen.
936
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,320
Right, he gave me a big float
to put through the books.
937
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,080
That's fucking
money laundering, innit?
938
00:40:02,127 --> 00:40:04,987
I know and it was in the safe
that Ronnie and Keithy stole.
939
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:07,560
How much?
940
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,620
How much Erin?
941
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:12,700
Thirty thousand.
942
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,340
And he wants it back
by the end of the month.
943
00:40:18,725 --> 00:40:20,560
- Hi.
- Hi.
944
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,400
It's OK.
945
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,880
Sorry I... I di-I didn't realise
you had company.
946
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,599
- OK, I'll call you tomorrow?
- OK. I'm sorry Sam...
947
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:30,760
Don't worry.
948
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:36,180
Erm, yeah. Tyler, he erm...
949
00:40:37,140 --> 00:40:39,560
Right, he wouldn't do anything
to Tyler would he? He wouldn't.
950
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:42,120
- It was j... it was a threat.
- What did he say about Tyler?
951
00:40:42,167 --> 00:40:43,855
He knows what school he goes to.
952
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,600
And he was saying something
about kids having accidents...
953
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:47,600
Something...
954
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:49,880
I'm just really worried.
955
00:40:51,940 --> 00:40:54,980
Nothing's happening to that boy,
can you hear me?
956
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:56,680
(MUFFLED) I'm so scared.
957
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:57,820
Don't be scared.
958
00:40:58,580 --> 00:41:00,940
Nothing's gonna happen to that boy.
959
00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:04,300
I'm gonna fix it.
960
00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:40,581
You're done.
961
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,740
What're you doing here?
962
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,920
I need to talk to you man. Alone.
963
00:41:47,374 --> 00:41:48,900
I think we've got a problem.
964
00:41:54,152 --> 00:41:57,192
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965
00:41:57,224 --> 00:42:00,320
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