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(sighs)
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Come on in, Monica.
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MONICA: Thank you.
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Mm-hmm.
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Wow, you've known the
president a long time.
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Yes. We're close.
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We met when we were teenagers.
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Oh, wow.
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- Closing things up here.
- Oh, sure.
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Okay. So...
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why are you here today?
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Oh, um, well, I applied
for the position
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at the National Security Office.
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Back here at the White House.
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I-I was under the impression
you were aware of that.
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Yes. Is there something
you'd like me to do about it?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm
a little confused.
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I was told you were working
on placing me back here.
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Placing you in the White House?
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This is the first
I'm hearing of that.
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Oh.
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Remind me, where are you now?
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The Pentagon, uh,
Public Affairs.
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I'm the confidential
assistant to Ken Bacon,
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but before that, I was here.
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Why did you transfer out?
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Oh, um... it wasn't
really my decision.
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Whose decision was it?
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Evelyn Lieberman made
that arrangement.
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Right.
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I spoke to Evelyn about you.
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Oh, s-so you did
speak to someone?
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She gave me a rundown
of your departure.
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Monica...
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you've got a good job.
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You get to travel
the world with DoD.
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Why would you want
to come back here?
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I really love working
in the executive branch.
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Hmm.
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Well, unfortunately,
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that NSC job has been filled.
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- Oh, it has?
- Yeah.
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I'll just have to
find something else.
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Okay, um...
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because it's been almost a year
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since I was told
I'd be back here.
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And who told you that?
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He did.
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He who?
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(door opens)
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Linda.
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- Why would you do this?
- I'm not in the mood, Monica.
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The big creep is
gonna be so mad.
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Why? I called Kathleen
a liar because she is.
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I helped him.
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You said that he fondled his
employee in the West Wing.
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Oh, I should have known
you'd take his side.
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- I'm not!
- His lawyer Bob Bennett
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defames me on the world stage.He says
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I'm not to be believed.
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And your only concern
is protecting him.
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Linda, he knows that
you and I are friends.
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You have to fix this.
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I am not the catalyst here.
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I didn't ask for a front-row
ticket to his misbehavior.
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I was handed one, forced
against my will to watch.
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Please. I am so close
to getting my job back.
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If the White House
has any excuse...
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I am at war with
the White House.
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For 20 years I have given
everything to this system.
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I have been nothing but loyal,
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and now I'm a target.
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I really don't think
you're a target.
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I was the last person to
see Vince Foster alive.
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The White House disposed of
me like a piece of trash.
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And they will do the
same to you, Monica.
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- I don't think so.
- Oh, trust me.
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I wasn't welcome back,
and you won't be either.
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Oh, Jesus, Linda, no
one wanted you back.
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(sighs)
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I'm sorry, I...
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That's not what I...
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That came out wrong, Linda.
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Linda, I am very scared,
and I'm worried about you
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because you're a
political appointee,
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- and you could lose your job for this.
- Yeah.
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And then I'll write
a tell-all book.
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See how they like that.
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What does that mean?
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Don't be such a narcissist.
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It'll be about me, not you.
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(Monica huffs)
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Who left this here?
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Who put this here?!
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♪
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(phone line ringing)
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LUCIANNE (on recording): You've reached
the office of Lucianne Goldberg.
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- Start talking.
- (beep)
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Lucianne, it's Linda Tripp.
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I'm sure you've seen Newsweek.
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(sighs) I need to talk.
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It's urgent, and I didn't
know who else to call.
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NEWSCASTER: The pictures,
for which a London tabloid
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- reportedly paid $400,000...
- (phone rings)
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show Diana cavorting about...
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- Hello?
- MONICA: Hi.
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Hi.
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I just want to say again
I'm sorry about earlier.
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You know how important
you are to me, I just...
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I'm scared that the
big creep would be mad,
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and you and I would end up
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jobless in a ditch somewhere.
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Just kidding about
the ditch part.
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I understand.
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Do you forgive me?
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Of course.
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I have to say this has been
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such an unsettling 24 hours.
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Ugh, I know. Me, too.
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You know, I finally had
a meeting with Marsha.
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Did I tell you that?
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Who, I'll remind you, in
July said that there would be
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a job available for me this fall
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and is now saying there
might not be one available
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- this year.
- You're kidding.
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No, I'm serious, Linda,
and at this point
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it's like Bill said
that she would secure
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a job for me months ago.
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When I call her, she acts like
she doesn't even know who I am,
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and then, when he sends
me back in to see her,
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she just sits there and stares
at me with these mean eyes
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and asks me all these questions,
like, "Why would you want
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"to come back to work
at the White House
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"to make less than you do
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at the Pentagon?"
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And "What's your relationship
to the president?"
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And it's like, we all
know why she's asking.
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She used to be his girlfriend.
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Mm-hmm.
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So I called Betty to see
if I could talk to him,
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but she keeps saying
that he's busy.
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I'm just so frustrated, Linda.
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He's the president
of the United States.
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He should be able to snap his
fingers and make this happen.
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And I know he's
trying, and I know
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it's not like he has a lot
of free time on his hands.
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But anyway...
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(cheering, whooping)
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- (quiet chatter)
- (music playing)
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Ryan. Allison.
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A little help.
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(chatter continues)
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Did anyone call for me?
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♪ And show you
that I'm real... ♪
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- A human being is speaking to you.
- No.
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- (phone ringing)
- I'm not a fan of your tone.
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ALLISON: Mm-hmm.
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Flying solo. You can join me
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- if you want.
- Monica.
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Guess again, dear.
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- Lucianne. Hi.
- (Lucianne laughs)
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I wasn't sure
you'd call me back.
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I probably shouldn't have.
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You get me all hot
and bothered thinking
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you're sitting on something
big, and then you vanish.
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Let me change phones.
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When I say hang up...
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- ♪ Return of the Mack ♪
- ♪ Oh, my God ♪
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- ♪ You know that I'll be back ♪
- ♪ Here I am... ♪
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- LUCIANNE: So, why'd you call?
- LINDA: Well, I have
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found myself in possession of
some very sensitive information,
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information of major
national importance.
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Yes.
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Last year a young woman was
placed in my office. She...
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- Oh, I don't know quite how to say this.
- Linda,
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- I'm gonna hang up.
- No, no, no.
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Listen, this-this woman...
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She has, um, taken me
in as her confidant.
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And it turns out
she's the girlfriend
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of the president of
the United States.
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(Lucianne laughs)
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You honestly needed that
much build-up to tell me
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Bill Clinton has a girl
on the side? (laughs)
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Oh, trust me. This is
not his usual routine.
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- I'm talking long-term.
- Let me guess.
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- She's made it two days.
- No.
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Two years.
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What?
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It's actually quite disturbing.
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She was 21 when it started,
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an intern.
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He went after her immediately.
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I-I mean, secret
sexual encounters
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every chance he could get.
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He'd take a call with the prime
minister, she'd be on her knees.
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So, naturally, I am concerned
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about this young
woman's well-being.
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- Naturally.
- It's awful.
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He's been dragging
her through hell.
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Has Madame X considered
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- coming forward?
- No.
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No, she's not the type.
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And she thinks they're in love.
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And what do you think?
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She is in pain and-and
she can't see her way out.
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I mean, someone needs to end
this before anyone gets hurt.
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You could do a book.
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You really think so?
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Are you kidding? The
head honcho breaks
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the presidential
seal of an intern.
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That's six figures easy.
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Say goodbye to
bureaucratic bullshit,
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and you'll get to be a hero.
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It's your chance to
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expose Clinton for
what he really is.
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- Of course, you need proof.
- I have it.
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And I take notes... dates,
times. I made an Excel
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spreadsheet documenting
every sexual encounter.
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Linda, you are not enough.
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You need real evidence.
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You said you talked to her
on the phone all the time.
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- Yeah.
- You could tape the calls.
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Pe-People do that?
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- I-Isn't it illegal?
- Nope.
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Completely kosher.
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(sighs)
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It's just...
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if she were to find out.
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Dear, we have been here before.
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If you're doing this, you're
going to have to commit.
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- (sighs)
- I know you're more accustomed
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to secretarial tasks,
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but this is your shot
at the big leagues.
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You're either taking
it, or you're not.
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So...
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think about it, call me back.
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She's standing right
here... with a bag.
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BETTY: You do realize you have
to arrange visits with him
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in advance, like everyone else.
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I know. I'm sorry, but I...
I looked at his schedule,
241
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so I thought that maybe he...
242
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He's watching G.I.
Jane with Chelsea,
243
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and he cannot be disturbed.
244
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Why don't you have a
seat? Catch your breath.
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(Monica sighs)
246
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Oh, I feel like an idiot.
247
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I told myself I
wouldn't come here.
248
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He brought this back
from Martha's Vineyard,
249
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and he wanted me to
give these to you.
250
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All this? I just...
251
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All I asked for was a T-shirt.
252
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That's very sweet.
253
00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:26,705
Oh, God, everything
he gets me is so ugly.
254
00:12:26,730 --> 00:12:30,288
(laughs) I'll just say
one word... Arkansas.
255
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,839
Betty, why won't he see me?
256
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I just want to talk about
transferring back here.
257
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It'll take five minutes. If
he's watching the movie, I...
258
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I didn't invent the rules.
They apply to everyone.
259
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Okay. Sorry. I'm just...
260
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I'm in a weird place right now.
261
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Has he said anything
about my job?
262
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- He's working on it.
- Okay.
263
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Because Marsha
hasn't helped at all.
264
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He's doing the best he can.
265
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(voice breaking): Thank
you for your time, Betty.
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(sighs)
267
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(crying)
268
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(phone rings)
269
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- Hello.
- (Monica crying)
270
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I can't take it anymore.
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What happened?
272
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- All I do is the same shit.
- Where are you?
273
00:13:29,305 --> 00:13:30,694
Do you want me to come get you?
274
00:13:30,719 --> 00:13:32,890
There's something
wrong with me, Linda.
275
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I went over there.
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I was out of my mind. I...
277
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I was watching
myself do the thing
278
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that I promised
myself I wouldn't do.
279
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- Monica.
- And I can't even get it
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through my fucking skull
281
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that he doesn't give
a shit about me!
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I al... I always do this.
283
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Where are you?
284
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He won't even see me
285
00:14:00,051 --> 00:14:02,209
for two fucking minutes,
286
00:14:02,234 --> 00:14:05,037
and I spend every minute
287
00:14:05,288 --> 00:14:08,592
of every day thinking about him.
288
00:14:08,725 --> 00:14:12,429
It's like... it's like
a bad song that I can't
289
00:14:12,563 --> 00:14:14,397
get out of my head, and I...
290
00:14:19,570 --> 00:14:21,905
I don't... I don't
want to be here.
291
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,576
I don't want to exist.
292
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(phone ringing)
293
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- Hello.
- LINDA: It's sick.
294
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The whole thing is sick.
295
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You should hear her talk
296
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about him. (scoffs)
297
00:14:40,757 --> 00:14:42,459
It's excruciating.
298
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She's in so much
pain over this pig.
299
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LUCIANNE: The poor thing.
300
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He acts like he's
some great defender
301
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- of women.
- Mr. Feminist, Mr. Women's Rights.
302
00:14:52,503 --> 00:14:53,971
He's a hypocrite.
303
00:14:54,105 --> 00:14:56,740
He's lied to her and led
her on, and now she is...
304
00:14:56,873 --> 00:14:58,475
She must be losing her mind.
305
00:14:58,609 --> 00:14:59,977
She is.
306
00:15:00,111 --> 00:15:02,179
She's losing her mind.
307
00:15:03,214 --> 00:15:05,049
I need to come forward.
308
00:15:05,182 --> 00:15:07,918
You want to do a book?
309
00:15:08,052 --> 00:15:09,332
It's the best
thing for everyone.
310
00:15:09,453 --> 00:15:12,156
I couldn't agree more.
311
00:15:12,289 --> 00:15:13,757
Of course, you do realize,
312
00:15:13,890 --> 00:15:15,993
once they get their grubby
little hands on this girl,
313
00:15:16,127 --> 00:15:17,995
the press will destroy her.
314
00:15:18,129 --> 00:15:21,432
It's a tabloid moment, then
she'll move on with her life.
315
00:15:21,565 --> 00:15:22,766
I don't know. You should see
316
00:15:22,899 --> 00:15:24,268
what the Clintons
do to his women.
317
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,170
As soon as the name gets out,
318
00:15:26,303 --> 00:15:28,605
they make sure
she's chopped alive.
319
00:15:28,739 --> 00:15:30,841
I mean, Flowers, Jones...
They make a few calls,
320
00:15:30,974 --> 00:15:33,344
arrange a few
leaks, and suddenly
321
00:15:33,477 --> 00:15:36,113
a nice girl from Bible school
is the Whore of Babylon.
322
00:15:36,247 --> 00:15:39,283
Well, sure. They can do
that to cocktail waitresses
323
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:43,620
or trailer people, but
Monica is different.
324
00:15:43,754 --> 00:15:46,457
She's from Beverly Hills, a
very privileged upbringing.
325
00:15:46,590 --> 00:15:48,525
I mean, she-she told
me when all this began,
326
00:15:48,659 --> 00:15:50,661
she knew what she
was getting into.
327
00:15:51,662 --> 00:15:53,697
She's no victim.
328
00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:55,932
She'll be fine.
329
00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:58,769
You'll lose her as a friend.
330
00:15:58,902 --> 00:16:02,005
LINDA: I've made
my peace with that.
331
00:16:12,015 --> 00:16:13,884
MAN: Lots of people like
332
00:16:14,017 --> 00:16:16,187
the CTR-116.
333
00:16:17,254 --> 00:16:21,225
But personally, I
like the CTR-107 Vox.
334
00:16:21,358 --> 00:16:24,595
You get more bang for your buck,
and it has voice activation.
335
00:16:26,197 --> 00:16:28,199
I just need it to work.
336
00:16:35,539 --> 00:16:37,874
(TV plays quietly)
337
00:16:56,227 --> 00:16:58,662
(line ringing)
338
00:17:02,733 --> 00:17:03,934
MONICA: Hi.
339
00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:05,936
Hi.
340
00:17:06,069 --> 00:17:08,105
- How are you?
- Ah.
341
00:17:08,239 --> 00:17:09,940
I'm fine. I just got
off the treadmill.
342
00:17:10,073 --> 00:17:11,442
I wish crying burnt calories.
343
00:17:11,575 --> 00:17:13,444
- (chuckles)
- I went to Needless Markups
344
00:17:13,577 --> 00:17:16,046
in Georgetown today. I
bought the big creep a tie.
345
00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:16,947
I miss him, Linda.
346
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,849
Who do you miss?
347
00:17:18,982 --> 00:17:20,117
Bill. Who else?
348
00:17:20,251 --> 00:17:21,618
I mean, this is the man
349
00:17:21,752 --> 00:17:23,120
who called me
back-to-back nights,
350
00:17:23,254 --> 00:17:24,497
who literally had
me come see him
351
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:25,956
on his fucking
wedding anniversary.
352
00:17:26,089 --> 00:17:28,292
And now what? Just weeks
of nothing? Total silence?
353
00:17:28,425 --> 00:17:30,069
Like, I don't know what
I'm supposed to think.
354
00:17:30,093 --> 00:17:32,296
Remind me. When was the last
time you two were together?
355
00:17:32,429 --> 00:17:34,198
- Linda, you know this.
- Well,
356
00:17:34,331 --> 00:17:36,643
- I know, but I don't remember the exact date.
- It was when
357
00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:38,802
he gave me the Annie
Lennox CD, which, I mean,
358
00:17:38,935 --> 00:17:40,847
just to say it... that's
completely a make-out album.
359
00:17:40,871 --> 00:17:42,139
Like, it's not even subtle.
360
00:17:42,273 --> 00:17:44,141
Was-was this when
he was on crutches?
361
00:17:44,275 --> 00:17:46,410
What? No. That was back
in March. Remember?
362
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:48,188
'Cause I was surprised,
he could barely even walk,
363
00:17:48,212 --> 00:17:50,747
but he grabbed me and kissed
me the moment we were alone.
364
00:17:50,881 --> 00:17:52,249
Then what happened?
365
00:17:52,383 --> 00:17:54,951
Oh, we fooled around.
366
00:18:24,481 --> 00:18:26,550
♪
367
00:18:35,992 --> 00:18:37,994
(knocking)
368
00:18:38,995 --> 00:18:41,365
Welcome to my safe house.
369
00:18:41,498 --> 00:18:43,267
- I didn't realize you were a spy.
- (laughs)
370
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,968
LUCIANNE: You
kid. Back in '72,
371
00:18:45,101 --> 00:18:47,204
I posed as press on
McGovern's plane.
372
00:18:47,338 --> 00:18:49,540
Remember Nixon?
You're welcome.
373
00:18:49,673 --> 00:18:51,542
This is my son Jonah's place.
374
00:18:51,675 --> 00:18:54,211
- Drink?
- I'm fine.
375
00:18:54,345 --> 00:18:55,379
Hello, Harvey.
376
00:18:56,413 --> 00:19:00,050
Hi, Linda. Someone gonna
tell me why I'm here?
377
00:19:00,183 --> 00:19:02,619
LUCIANNE: As you
know, Linda has access
378
00:19:02,753 --> 00:19:04,388
to some very sensitive details
379
00:19:04,521 --> 00:19:06,390
about the president's
extramarital activities.
380
00:19:06,523 --> 00:19:09,293
She's decided to
write a book about it.
381
00:19:09,426 --> 00:19:11,628
Congratulations. How
do I fit into this?
382
00:19:11,762 --> 00:19:13,340
There are people who
wrongly assume Linda's
383
00:19:13,364 --> 00:19:15,232
- in bed with the far right.
- (Linda scoffs)
384
00:19:15,366 --> 00:19:18,235
We need people to understand
that this story is legitimate.
385
00:19:18,369 --> 00:19:21,238
If you break the story
first, no one can deny it.
386
00:19:21,372 --> 00:19:22,973
So how do I know it's true?
387
00:19:30,881 --> 00:19:34,418
Concrete proof that the
president of the United States
388
00:19:34,551 --> 00:19:37,220
is having an affair
with an intern.
389
00:19:38,555 --> 00:19:40,533
- You've been taping her?
- Do you want to hear her voice?
390
00:19:40,557 --> 00:19:41,868
Why would I want
to hear her voice?
391
00:19:41,892 --> 00:19:43,059
I don't even know her name.
392
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:47,398
Her name is Monica Lewinsky.
393
00:19:51,234 --> 00:19:53,036
MONICA: I'm trying
to see him tomorrow.
394
00:19:53,169 --> 00:19:54,714
Betty thinks he'll be around
after the state dinner.
395
00:19:54,738 --> 00:19:56,273
- No. Stop.
- (laughing): What's wrong?
396
00:19:56,407 --> 00:19:58,108
I can't listen to this.
397
00:19:58,241 --> 00:20:01,111
Taping without consent violates
my journalistic principles.
398
00:20:01,244 --> 00:20:03,179
- Oh, for God's sake.
- Why don't you tell me
399
00:20:03,314 --> 00:20:06,917
what's on the tape, and I can
see if it's worth listening to?
400
00:20:08,519 --> 00:20:12,623
Monica describes multiple sexual
encounters with the president,
401
00:20:12,756 --> 00:20:15,292
including a time after
his knee surgery,
402
00:20:15,426 --> 00:20:17,737
when he was holding himself up
on his crutches while they...
403
00:20:17,761 --> 00:20:20,030
That's it? She just
talks about having sex?
404
00:20:20,163 --> 00:20:22,866
They don't actually
have sex, just oral...
405
00:20:22,999 --> 00:20:24,319
She orgasms, he
doesn't like to...
406
00:20:24,435 --> 00:20:26,303
(laughing): Ew, no.
407
00:20:26,437 --> 00:20:27,938
This is why you brought me here?
408
00:20:29,473 --> 00:20:31,642
(sighs) I-I don't work
for the National Enquirer.
409
00:20:31,775 --> 00:20:34,545
I-I-I'm a serious reporter.
410
00:20:34,678 --> 00:20:35,798
I report on abuses of power.
411
00:20:35,846 --> 00:20:38,915
- This is an abuse of power.
- Linda,
412
00:20:39,049 --> 00:20:41,918
there's no question that
his behavior is disgusting.
413
00:20:42,052 --> 00:20:45,255
It's Bill Clinton. No shit.
But you said it yourself.
414
00:20:45,389 --> 00:20:47,057
It's not sexual harassment.
415
00:20:47,190 --> 00:20:49,426
LINDA: Whatever the
particular terminology,
416
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:50,827
he's the chief executive,
417
00:20:50,961 --> 00:20:52,204
and she's a kid
barely out of school,
418
00:20:52,228 --> 00:20:54,097
who lost her position
in the White House.
419
00:20:54,230 --> 00:20:57,601
Oh, a girl moved
offices. Forgive me.
420
00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,011
It's Iran-Contra all over again.
421
00:20:59,035 --> 00:21:01,838
There's no quid pro quo.
422
00:21:01,972 --> 00:21:03,340
He's not paying her off.
423
00:21:03,474 --> 00:21:05,642
He's not getting her a
job to keep her quiet.
424
00:21:08,412 --> 00:21:10,914
(phone ringing)
425
00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:13,016
- Did you check out the Macy's sale?
- LINDA: Yes.
426
00:21:13,149 --> 00:21:16,086
- It's a total dud. (chuckles)
- (TV playing in background)
427
00:21:16,219 --> 00:21:19,356
Listen, I have
something very important
428
00:21:19,490 --> 00:21:21,425
that I need to tell you.
429
00:21:21,558 --> 00:21:24,094
I was talking with a
close friend who works
430
00:21:24,227 --> 00:21:25,462
at the White House.
431
00:21:25,596 --> 00:21:28,298
- What friend?
- Kate.
432
00:21:28,432 --> 00:21:29,866
- What's her last name?
- Friedrich.
433
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,369
She's a major player
in National Security.
434
00:21:32,503 --> 00:21:34,771
- I don't think I know her.
- You don't, but,
435
00:21:34,905 --> 00:21:37,107
um... she knows you.
436
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,476
Kate's very plugged in.
437
00:21:39,610 --> 00:21:42,479
She knows about all the hirings
and firings in the West Wing.
438
00:21:42,613 --> 00:21:44,047
So I thought, why don't I ask
439
00:21:44,180 --> 00:21:46,383
about Monica's job prospects
at the White House?
440
00:21:46,517 --> 00:21:48,757
- I mean, you've been waiting so long.
- What did she say?
441
00:21:48,852 --> 00:21:50,286
(Linda sighs)
442
00:21:50,421 --> 00:21:52,288
I don't know how
to tell you this.
443
00:21:52,423 --> 00:21:53,766
Okay, Linda, you're
freaking me out.
444
00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:55,325
There's a black
mark on your name.
445
00:21:56,427 --> 00:21:58,662
- What does that mean?
- They know who you are.
446
00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:01,164
Kate said, "Monica Lewinsky
447
00:22:01,297 --> 00:22:03,066
will never get a job
at the White House."
448
00:22:03,199 --> 00:22:05,636
Okay, well, maybe you just
misunderstood her, and may...
449
00:22:05,769 --> 00:22:07,680
I just... I should just
speak to, um, Betty, or...
450
00:22:07,704 --> 00:22:09,239
She-she begged me
not to say anything,
451
00:22:09,372 --> 00:22:10,974
but she was very clear.
452
00:22:11,107 --> 00:22:12,208
You're not coming back.
453
00:22:14,044 --> 00:22:16,246
I just... I just talked
to Betty, and she said
454
00:22:16,379 --> 00:22:18,515
that he was working on
bringing me back. I should...
455
00:22:18,649 --> 00:22:20,183
- I should have known.
- You're right.
456
00:22:20,316 --> 00:22:22,018
Look, he owes you a job.
457
00:22:22,152 --> 00:22:24,421
And if it's not gonna
be the White House,
458
00:22:24,555 --> 00:22:26,423
he needs to find you
one somewhere else.
459
00:22:26,557 --> 00:22:28,258
How hard is it to
tell the truth?
460
00:22:28,391 --> 00:22:30,093
I've given them a
million opportunities.
461
00:22:30,226 --> 00:22:33,029
Monica, you know what?
462
00:22:34,064 --> 00:22:35,966
You need to take
advantage of this.
463
00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:39,503
Maybe Bill's friend
Vernon Jordan can help.
464
00:22:39,636 --> 00:22:42,939
He's constantly doing favors fr
everyone in the inner circle.
465
00:22:43,073 --> 00:22:45,676
A phone call from Bill could
gt you a great gig in New York.
466
00:22:45,809 --> 00:22:47,611
- I hate them, Linda.
- Monica,
467
00:22:47,744 --> 00:22:49,155
- listen to me.
- I fucking hate them.
468
00:22:49,179 --> 00:22:50,514
- You need to...
- (click)
469
00:22:50,647 --> 00:22:51,782
Oh.
470
00:22:51,915 --> 00:22:53,784
- I can't tell you.
- Okay. Very nice.
471
00:22:53,917 --> 00:22:55,919
- (laughs) - It's so good.
- (phone ringing)
472
00:23:02,926 --> 00:23:04,961
Hello.
473
00:23:05,095 --> 00:23:07,964
MONICA: You said to my face
that he would bring me back.
474
00:23:08,098 --> 00:23:10,567
Monica? I-I don't know
what you're talking about.
475
00:23:10,701 --> 00:23:12,469
You're a liar.
You're both liars.
476
00:23:12,603 --> 00:23:15,639
I can fix this. We can
fix this. I promise.
477
00:23:15,772 --> 00:23:16,807
Stop it! Stop!
478
00:23:16,940 --> 00:23:19,009
(click)
479
00:23:27,350 --> 00:23:29,452
(sighs)
480
00:23:30,721 --> 00:23:33,056
(phone ringing)
481
00:23:41,565 --> 00:23:43,734
BILL: Who the hell
do you think you are?
482
00:23:43,867 --> 00:23:45,778
You know, Betty didn't come
up out of the Jim Crow South
483
00:23:45,802 --> 00:23:47,103
to work in the damn White House
484
00:23:47,237 --> 00:23:48,715
to be yelled at by some
fucking 24-year-old.
485
00:23:48,739 --> 00:23:51,341
She called me in tears.
486
00:23:51,474 --> 00:23:53,577
She was devastated. I
thought you were a good girl.
487
00:23:53,710 --> 00:23:56,847
Are you kidding?
488
00:23:56,980 --> 00:23:58,114
I've been good.
489
00:23:58,248 --> 00:24:00,283
I've driven myself
crazy trying to be good.
490
00:24:00,416 --> 00:24:03,086
You are the one that promised
me that Bob Nash would take care
491
00:24:03,219 --> 00:24:04,788
of my job, and he didn't.
492
00:24:04,921 --> 00:24:06,699
And then Marsha, you said,
would take care of it.
493
00:24:06,723 --> 00:24:08,723
And now all she's done is
lie and be a bitch to me.
494
00:24:08,759 --> 00:24:11,427
Damn it, Monica. You swore
you wouldn't cause trouble.
495
00:24:13,096 --> 00:24:14,865
You know, if I'd known
this is who you were,
496
00:24:14,998 --> 00:24:16,638
I never would've gotten
involved with you.
497
00:24:17,433 --> 00:24:19,035
Fuck you.
498
00:24:19,169 --> 00:24:20,713
You promised me I could come
back to the White House.
499
00:24:20,737 --> 00:24:23,373
Oh, for God's sake. All I think
about is you and your job.
500
00:24:23,506 --> 00:24:24,875
I'm obsessed with it.
501
00:24:25,008 --> 00:24:27,443
My whole life has become
about finding you a job.
502
00:24:28,845 --> 00:24:30,990
Well, you won't have to deal
with me anymore, so don't worry.
503
00:24:31,014 --> 00:24:32,783
I won't call you,
504
00:24:32,916 --> 00:24:35,786
and I won't ever come to see
you again because I'm leaving.
505
00:24:35,919 --> 00:24:38,188
I'm moving to New York.
506
00:24:39,189 --> 00:24:41,024
That's a big move.
507
00:24:42,025 --> 00:24:44,628
There's no point
in staying here.
508
00:24:45,629 --> 00:24:47,497
Well...
509
00:24:47,631 --> 00:24:50,466
I think it's a great idea.
510
00:24:52,202 --> 00:24:53,269
Do you, um...?
511
00:24:55,371 --> 00:24:57,908
Could you maybe help me, you
know, find something there?
512
00:24:58,041 --> 00:24:59,743
Of course.
513
00:24:59,876 --> 00:25:01,377
I'll do anything I can.
514
00:25:03,714 --> 00:25:05,916
Um, maybe Vernon Jordan
515
00:25:06,049 --> 00:25:08,084
could help me find
something not in government.
516
00:25:08,218 --> 00:25:10,386
I'll call him first
thing tomorrow.
517
00:25:12,555 --> 00:25:15,058
Are we friends?
518
00:25:18,228 --> 00:25:20,597
Yeah.
519
00:25:20,731 --> 00:25:22,799
Okay.
520
00:25:24,901 --> 00:25:26,541
If I leave here, I'll
never see you again.
521
00:25:26,569 --> 00:25:27,871
Oh, come on now.
522
00:25:28,004 --> 00:25:29,873
That's not true.
523
00:25:30,006 --> 00:25:32,876
- Oh, please.
- It isn't.
524
00:25:33,009 --> 00:25:34,611
Really?
525
00:25:34,745 --> 00:25:36,212
Well, I-I'm gonna spend
526
00:25:36,346 --> 00:25:38,581
a lot of time in New
York after I'm done here.
527
00:25:40,416 --> 00:25:42,494
I don't think we're ever
going to hang out in New York.
528
00:25:42,518 --> 00:25:44,587
Of course we will.
529
00:25:46,089 --> 00:25:48,091
Life is long, Monica.
530
00:26:07,177 --> 00:26:09,212
- (knocks)
- VERNON: Come in.
531
00:26:11,782 --> 00:26:13,249
Yeah.
532
00:26:13,383 --> 00:26:15,251
- Monica Lewinsky. (laughs)
- Hi.
533
00:26:15,385 --> 00:26:16,929
- Such a pleasure to meet you.
- No, it's my pleasure.
534
00:26:16,953 --> 00:26:19,122
- It's my pleasure. Come on in.
- Thank you.
535
00:26:24,795 --> 00:26:29,165
Oh. Oh, it's, uh... it's
ostentatious, I know,
536
00:26:29,299 --> 00:26:31,267
but this is D.C., and
every man needs a wall.
537
00:26:31,401 --> 00:26:33,361
Yours is maybe the most
impressive that I've seen.
538
00:26:33,469 --> 00:26:34,771
Yeah. Did you say "maybe"?
539
00:26:34,905 --> 00:26:36,673
- (both laugh)
- No, please.
540
00:26:36,807 --> 00:26:39,075
Thank you.
541
00:26:44,147 --> 00:26:47,617
Ah. Hmm.
542
00:26:47,751 --> 00:26:50,586
Yeah, he was barely
30 when we met.
543
00:26:50,721 --> 00:26:52,923
And we recognized
ourselves in each other.
544
00:26:53,056 --> 00:26:56,526
We both grew up Southern
and both grew up poor.
545
00:26:56,659 --> 00:27:00,363
Now, it's a tired old
cliché, but I promise you,
546
00:27:00,496 --> 00:27:03,199
the instant I first spoke
to him, I said to myself,
547
00:27:03,333 --> 00:27:06,002
"That man is going to
be president one day."
548
00:27:09,239 --> 00:27:12,776
So, it's not often the
president calls me directly
549
00:27:12,909 --> 00:27:15,345
about a staffer's job search.
550
00:27:16,346 --> 00:27:18,214
Well, you know the president.
551
00:27:18,348 --> 00:27:20,150
He can be so generous and kind.
552
00:27:20,283 --> 00:27:22,552
Hmm.
553
00:27:22,685 --> 00:27:24,845
What'd you make of the West
Wing when you worked there?
554
00:27:25,588 --> 00:27:27,057
I loved it.
555
00:27:27,190 --> 00:27:28,667
Abraham Lincoln used to
walk around that place.
556
00:27:28,691 --> 00:27:30,060
I mean, it has a glow.
557
00:27:30,193 --> 00:27:32,228
You never take for
granted working there.
558
00:27:32,362 --> 00:27:34,898
Hmm. So, why'd you leave?
559
00:27:35,031 --> 00:27:37,633
Evelyn Lieberman didn't
like me very much.
560
00:27:37,768 --> 00:27:40,070
Oh, Evelyn. She, uh... she
doesn't like me much either.
561
00:27:40,203 --> 00:27:41,738
(Monica laughs)
562
00:27:41,872 --> 00:27:44,074
Anyway, D.C. is great, but
government work is just...
563
00:27:44,207 --> 00:27:45,408
I don't think it's for me.
564
00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:47,577
The bureaucracy at
my level is crazy.
565
00:27:47,710 --> 00:27:50,313
I can barely smile without
13 people approving it.
566
00:27:50,446 --> 00:27:52,148
- (laughs)
- And I, um...
567
00:27:52,282 --> 00:27:54,584
You know, I was a... a
psych major in college,
568
00:27:54,717 --> 00:27:57,687
so human behavior has always
been of great interest to me.
569
00:27:57,821 --> 00:28:02,092
So I think communications or PR
would be where I should land.
570
00:28:02,225 --> 00:28:04,094
And I'm not sure
if he mentioned,
571
00:28:04,227 --> 00:28:05,929
but I'm looking to
move to New York.
572
00:28:06,062 --> 00:28:09,432
Yes. Now, you know
what's up there
573
00:28:09,565 --> 00:28:12,102
with a big PR department?
574
00:28:12,235 --> 00:28:14,104
Revlon.
575
00:28:14,237 --> 00:28:17,007
And I just so happen to be
on their board of directors.
576
00:28:18,574 --> 00:28:21,277
I think a few
strategically-placed calls could
577
00:28:21,411 --> 00:28:23,279
shake loose an opening
578
00:28:23,413 --> 00:28:25,448
for a bright young
woman like you.
579
00:28:25,581 --> 00:28:27,617
MONICA: It's so nice to meet
580
00:28:27,750 --> 00:28:29,352
someone genuine in this town.
581
00:28:29,485 --> 00:28:31,230
I can see why you and the
president are friends.
582
00:28:31,254 --> 00:28:33,123
(Vernon laughs)
583
00:28:33,256 --> 00:28:35,091
All right.
584
00:28:36,026 --> 00:28:39,229
If you see him, will you
give him a hug for me?
585
00:28:39,362 --> 00:28:42,298
(laughs) Yeah, I don't
usually hug other men.
586
00:28:42,432 --> 00:28:44,835
You take care of
yourself, Monica.
587
00:28:56,346 --> 00:28:58,414
LINDA: So, how'd it go?
588
00:28:58,548 --> 00:29:00,483
MONICA: You should
see his office, Linda.
589
00:29:00,616 --> 00:29:02,886
He has a picture with
every president ever.
590
00:29:03,019 --> 00:29:05,055
He's a very powerful man.
Did he offer to help?
591
00:29:05,188 --> 00:29:07,057
He said he'd call
Revlon and put in
592
00:29:07,190 --> 00:29:08,550
a good word with
the PR department.
593
00:29:08,624 --> 00:29:10,493
- Well, that's something.
- (laughs)
594
00:29:10,626 --> 00:29:12,896
- Did you tell Bill?
- No, not yet.
595
00:29:13,029 --> 00:29:15,331
Why not? He needs to
follow up with Vernon
596
00:29:15,465 --> 00:29:16,933
immediately. He
owes you this job.
597
00:29:17,067 --> 00:29:18,668
I know, Linda. I got it.
598
00:29:18,801 --> 00:29:20,436
I always thought
I'd be good in PR.
599
00:29:20,570 --> 00:29:22,605
- Really?
- Well, I have some
600
00:29:22,738 --> 00:29:24,941
very good friends in PR at
ABC, NBC, all the networks.
601
00:29:25,075 --> 00:29:26,342
Then you should
602
00:29:26,476 --> 00:29:28,178
- work in PR, girl.
- Well,
603
00:29:28,311 --> 00:29:30,113
there are never any
positions in my level.
604
00:29:30,246 --> 00:29:32,983
(line ringing)
605
00:29:35,651 --> 00:29:36,752
LINDA: Any news on
606
00:29:36,887 --> 00:29:38,354
- the job front?
- Ugh, no, but
607
00:29:38,488 --> 00:29:40,466
I just got back from the mall,
and I bought you a mixtape
608
00:29:40,490 --> 00:29:42,192
to kick-start your workout plan.
609
00:29:42,325 --> 00:29:44,760
I think you'll like it 'cause
it's songs from your generatio.
610
00:29:44,895 --> 00:29:46,762
What songs?
611
00:29:46,897 --> 00:29:48,537
- "Heard it Through the Grapevine."
- Okay.
612
00:29:48,598 --> 00:29:49,966
"Stop! In the Name of Love."
613
00:29:50,100 --> 00:29:52,602
- Okay.
- ♪ Who put the bomp ♪
614
00:29:52,735 --> 00:29:54,704
♪ In the bomp,
she-bomp, she-bomp? ♪
615
00:29:54,837 --> 00:29:56,372
Do you like any of those songs?
616
00:29:56,506 --> 00:29:57,840
No, Monica, I don't.
617
00:29:58,441 --> 00:30:00,676
(phone ringing)
618
00:30:02,578 --> 00:30:04,580
(phone ringing)
619
00:30:06,349 --> 00:30:08,218
Hello.
620
00:30:08,351 --> 00:30:10,720
- Hey, what's happening?
- (laughs)
621
00:30:10,853 --> 00:30:13,389
You mean in the hour
since I saw you? Nothing.
622
00:30:13,523 --> 00:30:15,391
Just my hellacious commute.
623
00:30:15,525 --> 00:30:17,027
Ugh. I'm sorry.
624
00:30:18,694 --> 00:30:20,763
(line ringing)
625
00:30:21,764 --> 00:30:23,333
LINDA: Did you
hear from Revlon?
626
00:30:23,466 --> 00:30:25,902
- Of course not. It's probably not gonna happen.
- Well,
627
00:30:26,036 --> 00:30:27,904
then, Monica, you have
to call the big creep
628
00:30:28,038 --> 00:30:29,238
and hold his feet to the fire.
629
00:30:29,272 --> 00:30:30,573
I know. I'll try. It's just,
630
00:30:30,706 --> 00:30:32,506
he's been hard to get
on the phone these days.
631
00:30:34,877 --> 00:30:36,879
(phone ringing)
632
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,083
(phone ringing)
633
00:30:40,216 --> 00:30:42,318
- Hi.
- MONICA: Hi. How was your day?
634
00:30:42,452 --> 00:30:43,695
- Well, I don't know.
- (phone chimes)
635
00:30:43,719 --> 00:30:44,796
Hold on. I'm getting
another call.
636
00:30:44,820 --> 00:30:45,922
Call me back.
637
00:30:46,056 --> 00:30:47,056
MONICA: I'm so hungry,
638
00:30:47,157 --> 00:30:48,424
- I could die.
- Well, tomorrow
639
00:30:48,558 --> 00:30:49,759
is bananas and milk, right?
640
00:30:49,892 --> 00:30:51,261
Ugh. Yes.
641
00:30:51,394 --> 00:30:52,638
Well, if you can get
by banana/milk day,
642
00:30:52,662 --> 00:30:54,197
boy, have you got
this thing licked.
643
00:30:54,330 --> 00:30:56,832
Then isn't it two
straight days of beets?
644
00:30:56,967 --> 00:30:59,002
Oh, I'm off beets.
I won't do beets.
645
00:30:59,135 --> 00:31:00,736
(phone ringing)
646
00:31:03,006 --> 00:31:04,440
ALLISON: Mom, we
need two lines.
647
00:31:04,574 --> 00:31:06,776
- No one can call me anymore.
- (phone ringing)
648
00:31:06,909 --> 00:31:09,279
Monica. I was just
about to call you.
649
00:31:09,412 --> 00:31:11,114
Fucking Monica again.
650
00:31:11,247 --> 00:31:13,049
- Language, Allison.
- Mm.
651
00:31:13,183 --> 00:31:14,784
MONICA: I don't
believe for one second
652
00:31:14,917 --> 00:31:16,395
- he's not having an affair.
- LINDA: Who do you think
653
00:31:16,419 --> 00:31:18,554
- he's seeing?
- Uh, Debbie the stewardess.
654
00:31:18,688 --> 00:31:19,831
And of course there's Streisand.
655
00:31:19,855 --> 00:31:22,125
She gets prettier
as she gets older.
656
00:31:22,258 --> 00:31:23,426
I don't think so.
657
00:31:24,694 --> 00:31:26,072
MONICA: I just keep
calling, and she says
658
00:31:26,096 --> 00:31:26,963
that he's working, but I know
659
00:31:27,097 --> 00:31:28,398
that's not true.
660
00:31:28,531 --> 00:31:30,600
It's a good thing you're
a glutton for punishment.
661
00:31:31,534 --> 00:31:34,437
(Linda and Monica
speaking indistinctly)
662
00:31:36,872 --> 00:31:39,042
LINDA: for the
time being, yes.
663
00:31:39,175 --> 00:31:41,044
MONICA: Ugh.
664
00:31:41,177 --> 00:31:42,521
I'm exhausted. I'm
gonna go to bed.
665
00:31:42,545 --> 00:31:45,048
You said that 15 minutes ago.
666
00:31:45,181 --> 00:31:47,050
I know, but now I'm
really gonna go to bed.
667
00:31:47,183 --> 00:31:49,719
- Okay.
- (sighs)
668
00:31:49,852 --> 00:31:51,887
- Go to bed.
- Oy vey.
669
00:31:52,022 --> 00:31:53,423
I have to be up so early.
670
00:31:53,556 --> 00:31:55,425
(TV playing quietly)
671
00:31:55,558 --> 00:31:58,828
Oh, my God, I have
to go to sleep.
672
00:31:58,961 --> 00:32:01,297
Me, too. Me, too.
673
00:32:03,899 --> 00:32:06,136
- Linda?
- Yeah.
674
00:32:08,238 --> 00:32:10,173
This all has to end.
675
00:32:10,306 --> 00:32:13,476
(sighs) It really does.
676
00:32:14,810 --> 00:32:16,346
(line ringing)
677
00:32:16,479 --> 00:32:17,747
LINDA: Monica.
678
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,183
- (groans)
- What's wrong?
679
00:32:20,316 --> 00:32:22,276
Out of nowhere, I get a
call from Bill Richardson.
680
00:32:22,385 --> 00:32:24,065
He's our ambassador
for the United Nations.
681
00:32:24,154 --> 00:32:25,421
Uh, I know. (scoffs)
682
00:32:25,555 --> 00:32:27,790
- Are you serious?
- He heard I was looking
683
00:32:27,923 --> 00:32:30,426
for a job in New York, and
he wants to sit down with me.
684
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,628
About working on his U.N. staff?
685
00:32:32,762 --> 00:32:35,131
Well, that's fabulous.
686
00:32:35,265 --> 00:32:36,632
I want to work at Revlon.
687
00:32:36,766 --> 00:32:38,101
What happened to that?
688
00:32:38,234 --> 00:32:40,603
Maybe Revlon's a no-go.
This is even better.
689
00:32:40,736 --> 00:32:43,039
No, it's not. It'll be like
working at the Pentagon,
690
00:32:43,173 --> 00:32:45,275
- but in New York.
- Well, you can talk
691
00:32:45,408 --> 00:32:46,752
to Bill Richardson about
what you'd want to do there.
692
00:32:46,776 --> 00:32:48,278
That's like saying
693
00:32:48,411 --> 00:32:50,713
if I walk into a nut store,
I can say what nuts I want.
694
00:32:50,846 --> 00:32:52,824
Well, I don't want any nuts,
and I don't fucking like nuts.
695
00:32:52,848 --> 00:32:54,717
So big fucking deal that
I can have the nuts.
696
00:32:54,850 --> 00:32:59,222
Monica, this is very positive.
697
00:32:59,355 --> 00:33:01,557
Clearly the president
made some calls.
698
00:33:01,691 --> 00:33:03,293
Not to me. I
didn't get a call.
699
00:33:03,426 --> 00:33:05,228
(sighs)
700
00:33:05,361 --> 00:33:06,862
What's wrong?
701
00:33:08,531 --> 00:33:12,068
Linda, you have no
idea how hurt I am
702
00:33:12,202 --> 00:33:13,922
that I am not going
back to the White House.
703
00:33:14,036 --> 00:33:15,505
Monica,
704
00:33:15,638 --> 00:33:18,174
I have listened
to you for months.
705
00:33:18,308 --> 00:33:19,675
You're not happy.
706
00:33:19,809 --> 00:33:22,312
Take the job.
707
00:33:22,445 --> 00:33:25,248
At least as a start.
It'll get you to New York.
708
00:33:25,381 --> 00:33:28,418
Linda, he won't even see me
when I'm in the same city
709
00:33:28,551 --> 00:33:30,753
as him, and he-he says
that it'll be better
710
00:33:30,886 --> 00:33:32,764
when he's out of office and
tht we're going to get together
711
00:33:32,788 --> 00:33:34,924
in New York, but
he is full of shit.
712
00:33:35,057 --> 00:33:36,935
And on the tiny chance that
he is not full of shit,
713
00:33:36,959 --> 00:33:38,428
well, then, great.
714
00:33:38,561 --> 00:33:40,563
I have to wait two
years to see him.
715
00:33:41,564 --> 00:33:43,366
Linda, I don't want to go.
716
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,169
- (buzzer sounds on phone)
- (sighs)
717
00:33:46,302 --> 00:33:47,603
Oh, great. That's my pizza.
718
00:33:47,737 --> 00:33:49,172
I'm a wreck. I got to go.
719
00:34:05,255 --> 00:34:07,757
(TV playing quietly)
720
00:34:17,667 --> 00:34:20,303
(sighs)
721
00:34:20,436 --> 00:34:21,571
What is this?
722
00:34:21,704 --> 00:34:23,939
(sighs)
723
00:34:29,379 --> 00:34:31,714
(sighs)
724
00:34:34,049 --> 00:34:35,918
(phone ringing)
725
00:34:36,051 --> 00:34:37,387
(groans)
726
00:34:38,388 --> 00:34:40,623
(sighs)
727
00:34:45,461 --> 00:34:47,330
Hello.
728
00:34:47,463 --> 00:34:49,932
MONICA: Guess what. He called.
729
00:34:50,065 --> 00:34:52,435
Oh. Great.
730
00:34:52,568 --> 00:34:55,104
Yeah, and he was so
nice, and he said
731
00:34:55,238 --> 00:34:57,173
I don't have to take
the U.N. job and that
732
00:34:57,307 --> 00:34:59,285
Bill Richardson is just a
good person for me to know
733
00:34:59,309 --> 00:35:01,411
and that he's going
to call Vernon and see
734
00:35:01,544 --> 00:35:02,845
what's going on on his end.
735
00:35:02,978 --> 00:35:04,580
So I feel so much better.
736
00:35:04,714 --> 00:35:07,450
(sighs) No, I know. I just need
to make peace with New York.
737
00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:09,743
I just get so freaked out at
the idea of saying goodbye
738
00:35:09,819 --> 00:35:11,153
to him.
739
00:35:11,287 --> 00:35:12,964
Do you think I should go
to the Christmas party?
740
00:35:12,988 --> 00:35:14,790
Maybe I should ask Betty.
741
00:35:14,924 --> 00:35:16,468
Oh, God, I owe Betty
an apology, don't I?
742
00:35:16,492 --> 00:35:18,528
Why would you owe
Betty anything?
743
00:35:18,661 --> 00:35:19,762
Because I was a nightmare.
744
00:35:19,895 --> 00:35:21,197
I mean, I can't believe
745
00:35:21,331 --> 00:35:23,266
- I screamed at her.
- You know what?
746
00:35:23,399 --> 00:35:24,267
Do what you want.
747
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:25,868
Okay. Why do you sound...?
748
00:35:26,001 --> 00:35:27,303
Because, Monica, I've had it.
749
00:35:27,437 --> 00:35:28,871
One minute,
750
00:35:29,004 --> 00:35:31,707
you're crying about getting a
call from our U.N. ambassador
751
00:35:31,841 --> 00:35:33,419
and saying how much these
terrible people have hurt you.
752
00:35:33,443 --> 00:35:35,478
And the next minute,
you're ecstatic
753
00:35:35,611 --> 00:35:37,213
and saying you owe
Betty an apology.
754
00:35:37,347 --> 00:35:39,227
- Why are you being so intense?
- Do me a favor.
755
00:35:39,349 --> 00:35:42,285
Take your delirium and
your incessant phone calls
756
00:35:42,418 --> 00:35:45,955
and this whole sick situation
and foist it on someone else.
757
00:35:46,088 --> 00:35:47,890
Your mom, your friends, not me.
758
00:35:48,023 --> 00:35:49,725
Linda, what is going...?
759
00:35:49,859 --> 00:35:51,961
(dial tone)
760
00:35:58,701 --> 00:35:59,902
(microwave whirring)
761
00:36:00,035 --> 00:36:02,905
(phone ringing)
762
00:36:03,038 --> 00:36:05,741
MONICA: Linda, I know
you're listening to this.
763
00:36:05,875 --> 00:36:07,853
- I'm still not sure why you're so mad at me.
- (ding)
764
00:36:07,877 --> 00:36:10,179
Can you please pick up?
You've met me, right?
765
00:36:10,313 --> 00:36:11,857
You know I'm just
going to keep calling.
766
00:36:11,881 --> 00:36:15,251
- (click, beep)
- LUCIANNE: Linda, it's Luciann.
767
00:36:15,385 --> 00:36:18,654
-What's going on? Don't keep me waiting.
-(beep)
768
00:36:22,892 --> 00:36:24,960
(muttering)
769
00:36:26,562 --> 00:36:27,563
No.
770
00:36:29,899 --> 00:36:31,567
(sighs)
771
00:36:48,918 --> 00:36:50,920
(typing)
772
00:36:52,855 --> 00:36:55,291
(phone ringing)
773
00:36:55,425 --> 00:36:56,292
Ken Bacon's office.
774
00:36:56,426 --> 00:36:58,694
It's me.
775
00:36:58,828 --> 00:37:00,963
Linda, I'm so glad you called.
776
00:37:01,096 --> 00:37:02,408
(whispering): Why
are you whispering?
777
00:37:02,432 --> 00:37:03,992
Oh, uh, because I got
in trouble earlier
778
00:37:04,099 --> 00:37:06,869
- for making a personal call.
- Is no amount
779
00:37:07,002 --> 00:37:08,638
of hard work enough
for these people?
780
00:37:08,771 --> 00:37:10,139
I know. Uh, Linda,
781
00:37:10,272 --> 00:37:12,083
I've been worried about
you. I haven't seen you.
782
00:37:12,107 --> 00:37:13,976
I took a sick day.
783
00:37:14,109 --> 00:37:17,313
- Are you sick?
- No.
784
00:37:17,447 --> 00:37:18,781
Oh.
785
00:37:21,951 --> 00:37:23,886
I have to apologize.
786
00:37:24,019 --> 00:37:25,321
You really don't need to.
787
00:37:25,455 --> 00:37:27,056
No. No, I overreacted.
788
00:37:27,189 --> 00:37:29,725
I've been a terrible friend.
789
00:37:29,859 --> 00:37:31,894
If you want to apologize
to Betty, you should.
790
00:37:32,027 --> 00:37:33,907
I already did. You-you
don't have to. It's okay.
791
00:37:33,963 --> 00:37:37,199
My behavior has been
unacceptable, Monica.
792
00:37:39,301 --> 00:37:40,770
I am such an awful person.
793
00:37:40,903 --> 00:37:42,538
Linda, it's fine.
794
00:37:43,573 --> 00:37:45,441
(sighs)
795
00:37:45,575 --> 00:37:47,643
I have something to confess.
796
00:37:51,146 --> 00:37:53,082
I lost three pounds.
797
00:37:53,215 --> 00:37:54,350
What?
798
00:37:54,484 --> 00:37:56,018
Oh, my God.
799
00:37:56,151 --> 00:37:57,587
I am so proud of you.
800
00:37:57,720 --> 00:37:58,964
You want to come over
and raid my fat closet?
801
00:37:58,988 --> 00:38:00,089
(laughs)
802
00:38:00,222 --> 00:38:02,525
- All right. Well, I got to go.
- Okay.
803
00:38:02,658 --> 00:38:04,727
- Okay, bye-bye.
- Bye.
804
00:38:10,666 --> 00:38:13,268
You would look so
nice in this DKNY.
805
00:38:13,403 --> 00:38:15,037
And this Banana
blazer is a must.
806
00:38:15,170 --> 00:38:17,540
I love them, but
I-I really can't.
807
00:38:17,673 --> 00:38:20,242
Oh, please. They're
yours. Stop it.
808
00:38:21,176 --> 00:38:23,713
Oh, Linda, maybe on a date?
809
00:38:23,846 --> 00:38:26,048
Oh, Monica, please.
810
00:38:26,181 --> 00:38:28,050
(scoffs) Okay,
fine. Your birthday.
811
00:38:28,183 --> 00:38:30,720
I've told you a million
times I don't do birthdays.
812
00:38:30,853 --> 00:38:33,222
- Birthdays are for children.
- Ugh, I don't get it.
813
00:38:33,355 --> 00:38:35,558
Did you have a bad experience
in childhood or something?
814
00:38:35,691 --> 00:38:37,827
I'm German. You have to
bake the cake yourself.
815
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:41,230
- God, you-you're a mess.
- Okay, I didn't know
816
00:38:41,363 --> 00:38:43,008
- you were gonna come over.
- I mean, really, Monica.
817
00:38:43,032 --> 00:38:44,567
Hangers were invented
for a reason.
818
00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:46,235
Oh, my God, do not touch that.
819
00:38:46,368 --> 00:38:48,838
Will you relax? I've handled
dirty clothing before.
820
00:38:48,971 --> 00:38:53,943
No. Um, this blue dress is,
um... It's really, really dirty.
821
00:38:54,944 --> 00:38:56,812
Uh, you've lost me. (chuckles)
822
00:38:56,946 --> 00:38:59,615
I wore it the last
time I saw Bill.
823
00:39:06,556 --> 00:39:09,425
- Is that...?
- So gross, right?
824
00:39:09,559 --> 00:39:12,428
How did that even get on
there? I thought you said
825
00:39:12,562 --> 00:39:14,930
- he never completed.
- Okay. (laughs)
826
00:39:15,064 --> 00:39:18,100
Our first time together
after the election, he was...
827
00:39:18,233 --> 00:39:21,771
so excited to see me that
he, you know... he finished.
828
00:39:21,904 --> 00:39:23,549
But I didn't even notice.
I mean, no one did.
829
00:39:23,573 --> 00:39:25,608
I went out to dinner
that night with friends.
830
00:39:25,741 --> 00:39:27,777
When I got back home, I changed.
831
00:39:27,910 --> 00:39:30,279
And I, uh, assumed
it was guacamole.
832
00:39:30,412 --> 00:39:32,014
And then I realized...
833
00:39:32,147 --> 00:39:33,783
Are you saving it?
834
00:39:33,916 --> 00:39:36,285
What? No. Ew. Don't
be disgusting. I just
835
00:39:36,418 --> 00:39:37,996
haven't gotten any of
those clothes dry-cleaned
836
00:39:38,020 --> 00:39:40,065
'cause I haven't needed to
wear them. What? Do you get
837
00:39:40,089 --> 00:39:41,791
your clothes dry-cleaned,
like, every day?
838
00:39:41,924 --> 00:39:44,460
- I just... I use Dryel.
- It's so late.
839
00:39:44,594 --> 00:39:45,928
Want to just stay over?
840
00:39:47,930 --> 00:39:49,799
- Sure.
- Okay, good.
841
00:39:49,932 --> 00:39:51,801
- (chuckles)
- Let's get some snacks.
842
00:39:51,934 --> 00:39:53,936
(sighs)
843
00:39:56,271 --> 00:39:59,909
- MONICA: Have you ever smoked pot?
- LINDA: No.
844
00:40:00,042 --> 00:40:01,410
Um, worst date
you've ever been on.
845
00:40:01,544 --> 00:40:04,980
Oh, God. I don't know.
846
00:40:05,114 --> 00:40:07,082
- You have to.
- I've been on one date.
847
00:40:07,216 --> 00:40:08,584
It lasted 25 years,
848
00:40:08,718 --> 00:40:10,358
and the short fuck
stopped paying alimony.
849
00:40:10,385 --> 00:40:12,421
(both laugh)
850
00:40:12,555 --> 00:40:16,926
What's yours? Oh, was
it that, um, awful guy
851
00:40:17,059 --> 00:40:19,394
- from the Georgetown party?
- Oh, no. He was okay.
852
00:40:19,529 --> 00:40:21,764
I mean, he was way too
into swing dancing,
853
00:40:21,897 --> 00:40:25,501
but he took me to a nice
bistro, so... (laughs)
854
00:40:25,635 --> 00:40:28,103
- Was it the teacher?
- Andy wasn't a teacher.
855
00:40:28,237 --> 00:40:29,672
He was the drama tech guy.
856
00:40:29,805 --> 00:40:31,205
He was employed by
your high school.
857
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:32,608
- Yeah.
- So a teacher.
858
00:40:32,742 --> 00:40:36,445
But youngish. Like,
24. I don't know.
859
00:40:36,579 --> 00:40:37,847
He didn't seem like a teacher.
860
00:40:37,980 --> 00:40:40,115
Linda, you have to understand,
861
00:40:40,249 --> 00:40:42,184
high school for me was...
862
00:40:42,317 --> 00:40:45,588
I mean, whenever I liked a
guy, he never liked me back.
863
00:40:45,721 --> 00:40:48,257
Always, always, he liked
one of my friends instead.
864
00:40:48,390 --> 00:40:50,292
My mom kept saying,
865
00:40:50,425 --> 00:40:53,428
"You know, you're a late
bloomer. Don't worry."
866
00:40:53,563 --> 00:40:55,865
But it sucked to not
be seeing anyone,
867
00:40:55,998 --> 00:40:59,535
so I... I got really
into the drama club,
868
00:40:59,669 --> 00:41:01,203
which, by the way,
Beverly is no joke.
869
00:41:01,336 --> 00:41:03,639
Like, it is an elite
theater program.
870
00:41:03,773 --> 00:41:06,208
- Oh, I'm sure.
- And I started helping out
871
00:41:06,341 --> 00:41:09,178
with the costumes, and
that's how I met Andy.
872
00:41:10,345 --> 00:41:12,323
I didn't really pay attention
to him at first 'cause I knew
873
00:41:12,347 --> 00:41:14,617
- he'd had sex with one of my friends.
- A student?
874
00:41:14,750 --> 00:41:16,719
- Yeah, but then, um...
- (scoffs)
875
00:41:16,852 --> 00:41:20,389
during tech week
for West Side Story,
876
00:41:20,522 --> 00:41:23,058
he really started
to focus on me.
877
00:41:23,192 --> 00:41:27,529
And he had these incredible
blue eyes, and he was so smart.
878
00:41:28,764 --> 00:41:31,901
He, um... he played me the
original cast recording
879
00:41:32,034 --> 00:41:35,070
of Les Mis in his car.
880
00:41:35,204 --> 00:41:39,141
He explained the whole show to
me, and he had read the novel.
881
00:41:39,274 --> 00:41:42,344
And he talked to me about how
it was different, and then,
882
00:41:42,477 --> 00:41:48,083
one afternoon, he... he even
brought me his paperback
883
00:41:48,217 --> 00:41:50,419
and said that it...
884
00:41:50,552 --> 00:41:52,421
you know, it had been
his, but it was mine now.
885
00:41:52,554 --> 00:41:56,892
Linda, no one had ever taken
an interest in me like that.
886
00:41:58,728 --> 00:42:02,765
I fell completely,
obsessively in love with him.
887
00:42:02,898 --> 00:42:04,767
And then it... it all
just got so chaotic.
888
00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:07,369
What do you mean?
889
00:42:07,502 --> 00:42:09,772
I found out he was engaged.
890
00:42:09,905 --> 00:42:11,941
Suddenly it was an affair.
891
00:42:12,074 --> 00:42:13,943
Oh, God.
892
00:42:14,076 --> 00:42:16,011
I couldn't stop it.
893
00:42:16,145 --> 00:42:18,247
I lost my virginity to him.
894
00:42:19,749 --> 00:42:22,117
I guess, technically, I...
895
00:42:22,251 --> 00:42:24,787
lost it to a camp
counselor when I was 14,
896
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:26,789
but I guess it doesn't count
897
00:42:26,922 --> 00:42:28,791
because I said "No"
and he pulled out.
898
00:42:28,924 --> 00:42:30,726
Monica, what?
899
00:42:30,860 --> 00:42:32,828
I really thought he loved me.
900
00:42:33,863 --> 00:42:35,965
Then it all just
got really messy.
901
00:42:36,098 --> 00:42:38,467
I mean, he had a
baby with his wife,
902
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,569
and he told me to
make friends with her
903
00:42:40,703 --> 00:42:42,237
because that would
make it easier
904
00:42:42,371 --> 00:42:43,706
for him to have me around.
905
00:42:43,839 --> 00:42:46,075
- That's sick.
- But I did it.
906
00:42:46,208 --> 00:42:49,544
I did anything that he wanted.
907
00:42:49,679 --> 00:42:51,881
When it was time to start
looking at colleges,
908
00:42:52,014 --> 00:42:53,916
he told me to
check out Portland.
909
00:42:54,049 --> 00:42:55,918
So I chose a school in Portland.
910
00:42:56,051 --> 00:42:59,321
And then, a year later,
when he had to leave L.A.
911
00:42:59,454 --> 00:43:01,891
because he had fucked
one too many students,
912
00:43:02,024 --> 00:43:04,059
- guess where he moved his family.
- No.
913
00:43:04,193 --> 00:43:06,495
I'd been really happy there.
914
00:43:06,628 --> 00:43:10,165
I loved my college, and I
was even dating a little,
915
00:43:10,299 --> 00:43:11,667
and then there was Andy,
916
00:43:11,801 --> 00:43:14,503
just back at the
center of my universe.
917
00:43:14,636 --> 00:43:16,872
I mean, it was like
without him I was nothing.
918
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:21,410
What can I say? It was my
most significant relationship.
919
00:43:21,543 --> 00:43:23,578
Till Bill.
920
00:43:24,714 --> 00:43:26,581
I guess maybe
921
00:43:26,716 --> 00:43:29,351
they put something in my head,
like this is all I deserve.
922
00:43:29,484 --> 00:43:31,586
Ugh.
923
00:43:34,990 --> 00:43:37,302
SUZANNE SOMERS (on TV): I used
to do aerobics till I dropped.
924
00:43:37,326 --> 00:43:38,861
Then I found ThighMaster.
925
00:43:38,994 --> 00:43:41,296
Every single time you
squeeze ThighMaster,
926
00:43:41,430 --> 00:43:43,310
you strengthen and tone
right where you need it,
927
00:43:43,432 --> 00:43:45,034
so it's easy to squeeze,
928
00:43:45,167 --> 00:43:47,870
squeeze your way to
shapely hips and thighs.
929
00:43:48,003 --> 00:43:50,639
WOMAN: I thought I'd never
fit into these jeans again.
930
00:43:50,773 --> 00:43:52,474
Thank you, ThighMaster.
931
00:43:52,607 --> 00:43:54,710
MAN: I recommend
it and use it.
932
00:43:54,844 --> 00:43:57,012
(Somers speaking
indistinctly on TV)
933
00:44:09,959 --> 00:44:12,227
LINDA: I can't
keep doing this.
934
00:44:12,361 --> 00:44:15,731
It's too much for me. I'm done.
935
00:44:15,865 --> 00:44:16,732
LUCIANNE: Are you sure
936
00:44:16,866 --> 00:44:17,867
you have enough evidence?
937
00:44:19,268 --> 00:44:21,136
She has a blue
dress from the Gap.
938
00:44:21,270 --> 00:44:23,138
She wore it to a radio address.
939
00:44:23,272 --> 00:44:25,240
Lucy, it's got his semen on it.
940
00:44:25,374 --> 00:44:28,077
She's saving it like a souvenir
941
00:44:28,210 --> 00:44:31,013
I can die now. I finally heard
everything. I'm finished.
942
00:44:31,146 --> 00:44:32,514
Something needs to happen.
943
00:44:32,647 --> 00:44:33,647
Well, do the book.
944
00:44:33,715 --> 00:44:35,250
I can't wait for the book.
945
00:44:35,384 --> 00:44:36,852
This has to end.
946
00:44:36,986 --> 00:44:38,187
It needs to come out.
947
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:39,755
If Isikoff still won't bite,
948
00:44:39,889 --> 00:44:41,423
I'll call Richard at Page Six.
949
00:44:41,556 --> 00:44:42,758
He'd die to put this in print.
950
00:44:42,892 --> 00:44:45,660
No. No. She can't see
me going to a tabloid.
951
00:44:45,795 --> 00:44:47,696
Dear, we've talked about this.
952
00:44:47,830 --> 00:44:49,765
Well, things have changed.
953
00:44:49,899 --> 00:44:52,601
She has to think I was
compelled. She has to know
954
00:44:52,734 --> 00:44:56,305
- I had no choice.
- Okay, I get it. I get it.
955
00:45:00,409 --> 00:45:03,445
Paula Jones.
956
00:45:03,578 --> 00:45:05,781
Could she help me?
957
00:45:05,915 --> 00:45:07,783
Help you with what?
958
00:45:07,917 --> 00:45:09,484
Dating within your
own bloodline?
959
00:45:11,153 --> 00:45:15,290
Her lawyers are calling
character witnesses on Clinton.
960
00:45:15,424 --> 00:45:18,360
If they make me testify, this
whole thing becomes public.
961
00:45:18,493 --> 00:45:19,795
I love it.
962
00:45:19,929 --> 00:45:21,296
I'll make a few phone calls.
963
00:45:21,430 --> 00:45:23,298
Monica can never find out.
964
00:45:23,432 --> 00:45:25,434
Okay, dear.
965
00:45:27,602 --> 00:45:29,604
(phone ringing)
966
00:45:32,374 --> 00:45:34,910
Lucianne Goldberg, as
I live and breathe.
967
00:45:35,044 --> 00:45:36,884
- To what do I owe this honor?
- (copier beeps)
968
00:45:37,779 --> 00:45:40,282
Are you sitting down?
969
00:45:42,784 --> 00:45:44,904
RICHARD: You're not going to
believe what I just heard.
970
00:45:44,954 --> 00:45:47,923
There's an intern
in the Casa Blanca
971
00:45:48,057 --> 00:45:51,760
who indulges a certain lothario
with oral sex in the pantry.
972
00:45:51,894 --> 00:45:53,829
There's a real witness
who will testify to it.
973
00:45:53,963 --> 00:45:56,498
- You're kidding.
- (laughing): I kid you not.
974
00:45:56,631 --> 00:45:58,000
What's her name?
975
00:45:58,133 --> 00:45:59,610
Linda Tripp's the
name of the witness.
976
00:45:59,634 --> 00:46:01,670
No, no, no. What's
the intern's name?
977
00:46:01,803 --> 00:46:05,407
Lewisky. Monica Lewisky.
978
00:46:05,540 --> 00:46:08,343
- You have the number to the Jones lawyers?
- Yeah.
979
00:46:08,477 --> 00:46:09,644
(beep)
980
00:46:11,146 --> 00:46:13,215
(line ringing)
981
00:46:17,486 --> 00:46:19,488
(typing)
982
00:46:34,669 --> 00:46:36,838
(sighs)
983
00:46:41,676 --> 00:46:44,279
- Mr. Bacon?
- Ms. Lewinsky.
984
00:46:44,413 --> 00:46:46,448
(sighs) I'm here to
inform you that, um,
985
00:46:46,581 --> 00:46:48,717
as of January 1st, I will
no longer be available
986
00:46:48,850 --> 00:46:50,619
to work for the
Department of Defense.
987
00:46:50,752 --> 00:46:52,721
So the day has come.
988
00:46:52,854 --> 00:46:54,723
I'm moving to New York City.
989
00:46:54,856 --> 00:46:57,226
Well, we'll be sad
to lose you, Monica.
990
00:46:57,359 --> 00:46:59,594
What are you going to be
doing in the Big Apple?
991
00:47:01,530 --> 00:47:04,366
Um, I'm going to
move on with my life.
992
00:47:34,229 --> 00:47:36,231
♪
993
00:47:51,413 --> 00:47:53,682
(doorbell rings)
994
00:47:56,085 --> 00:47:58,253
(sighs)
995
00:48:07,929 --> 00:48:10,365
Are you Ms. Linda Tripp?
996
00:48:10,499 --> 00:48:12,134
Uh-huh.
997
00:48:12,267 --> 00:48:14,036
This subpoena requires
you to testify
998
00:48:14,169 --> 00:48:17,272
as a witness in
Jones v. Clinton.
999
00:48:22,844 --> 00:48:24,913
- (knock at door)
- (door opens)
1000
00:48:25,047 --> 00:48:28,250
Mr. President, the Jones team
faxed over the witness list.
1001
00:48:28,383 --> 00:48:30,252
You have a moment to go over it?
1002
00:48:30,385 --> 00:48:32,988
- Sure.
- Most of the names are what
1003
00:48:33,122 --> 00:48:35,657
we anticipated...
Willey, Flowers.
1004
00:48:35,790 --> 00:48:39,461
The only one that didn't sound
familiar was Monica Lewinsky.
1005
00:48:41,563 --> 00:48:44,233
I looked into it. She
was a White House intern.
1006
00:48:44,366 --> 00:48:46,635
Does that name sound familiar?
1007
00:48:48,570 --> 00:48:50,172
Because even if
there's a small chance
1008
00:48:50,305 --> 00:48:53,508
that she or any of these
women might pose a problem,
1009
00:48:53,642 --> 00:48:55,910
you can tell me.
1010
00:48:56,045 --> 00:48:59,348
We can still settle this.
1011
00:48:59,481 --> 00:49:01,716
We can make it all go away.
1012
00:49:04,153 --> 00:49:06,188
Bob,
1013
00:49:06,321 --> 00:49:08,823
do you think I'm fucking crazy?
1014
00:49:11,426 --> 00:49:13,428
Mr. President.
1015
00:49:43,358 --> 00:49:45,360
♪
1016
00:50:15,390 --> 00:50:17,392
♪
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