Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:03,104 --> 00:00:05,904
? BOY, THE WAY
GLENN MILLER PLAYED ?
2
00:00:05,973 --> 00:00:09,508
? SONGS THAT MADE
THE HIT PARADE ?
3
00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:13,212
? GUYS LIKE US, WE HAD IT MADE ?
4
00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:16,482
? THOSE WERE THE DAYS ?
5
00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:20,185
? AND YOU KNEW
WHERE YOU WERE THEN ?
6
00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:24,056
? GIRLS WERE GIRLS
AND MEN WERE MEN ?
7
00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:26,324
? MISTER, WE COULD USE A MAN ?
8
00:00:26,393 --> 00:00:30,395
? LIKE HERBERT HOOVER AGAIN ?
9
00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:33,431
? DIDN'T NEED NO
WELFARE STATES ?
10
00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:36,701
? EVERYBODY PULLED HIS WEIGHT ?
11
00:00:36,771 --> 00:00:41,039
? GEE, OUR OLD
LASALLE RAN GREAT ?
12
00:00:41,108 --> 00:00:42,273
? THOSE WERE ?
13
00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:46,477
? THE DAYS ?
14
00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:54,074
-== [ www.OpenSubtitles.com ] ==-
15
00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:59,257
BILLS, BILLS, BILLS.
16
00:00:59,326 --> 00:01:01,259
OH, LOOK AT THIS.
17
00:01:01,328 --> 00:01:04,195
SHE'S GOT A RECEIPT
IN HERE FROM 1957.
18
00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:08,500
HEY, ARCH.
19
00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:09,802
HEY.
20
00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:11,715
ANYTHING NEW WITH THE STRIKE?
21
00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:13,383
IT'S GETTING OLDER,
THAT'S WHAT'S NEW.
22
00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:15,585
YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE LUCKIER
THAN A LOT OF PEOPLE.
23
00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:17,954
AT LEAST WHEN THIS THING IS
OVER, YOU GOT A JOB TO GO BACK TO.
24
00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:19,578
OH, YEAH?
25
00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:21,791
YEAH, HAVE YOU SEEN THE
LATEST UNEMPLOYMENT FIGURES?
26
00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:25,951
I'M LOOKING AT AN
UNEMPLOYMENT FIGURE RIGHT NOW.
27
00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:29,921
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. I'M
DOIN' THE BEST I CAN. I'M WORKIN'.
28
00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:34,359
OH, YEAH, GEE, I FORGOT. YOU GOT
A JOB. $22 A WEEK. AIN'T THAT GREAT?
29
00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:36,060
AND GLORIA'S WORKIN', TOO.
30
00:01:36,129 --> 00:01:37,929
AND YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW'S
WORKIN', TOO.
31
00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:40,264
BETWEEN ALL THREE OF YOU,
YOU'RE MAKING ENOUGH MONEY
32
00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:42,053
TO KEEP US JUST A LITTLE BEHIND.
33
00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:45,370
THIS GOES ON FOR ANOTHER WEEK,
34
00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:46,850
I'M GONNA HAVE TO
RUN DOWN TO THE BANK
35
00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:48,485
AND TAKE OUT A SECOND
MORTGAGE ON THE HOUSE.
36
00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:50,387
WHAT, AT TODAY'S INTEREST RATES?
37
00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:52,388
LISTEN, THE HIGH INTEREST
RATES WILL COME DOWN
38
00:01:52,412 --> 00:01:53,890
WHEN THE INFLATION COMES DOWN.
39
00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:56,026
AND PRESIDENT FORD PROMISED
TO BRING DOWN THE INFLATION
40
00:01:56,050 --> 00:01:57,616
NO MATTER WHAT IT COSTS.
41
00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,160
YEAH, I HEARD THAT.
42
00:02:02,189 --> 00:02:04,156
THAT WAS RIGHT AROUND
THE TIME HE ASKED CONGRESS
43
00:02:04,224 --> 00:02:07,725
TO GIVE NIXON A FEW $100,000
TO TIDE HIM OVER TILL JUNE.
44
00:02:08,995 --> 00:02:11,229
YOU KNOW, YOU AIN'T GOT
NO HEART IN YOU AT ALL.
45
00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,298
THERE'S THE POOR
MAN OUT IN CALIFORNIA.
46
00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:14,666
HE'S OUT OF A JOB.
47
00:02:14,734 --> 00:02:17,835
HE'S GOT THAT BIG HOUSE
TO MAINTAIN IN SAN CLEMENCIE.
48
00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,843
WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THE
PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY, HUH, ARCH?
49
00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:27,957
FORD PROMISED, NO MORE
SECRETS, NO MORE SURPRISES.
50
00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,459
WHAT DOES HE DO? HE TURNS
AROUND AND PARDONS NIXON.
51
00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:33,484
HE DONE THAT UNDER
DIRECT ORDERS, BUDDY BOY.
52
00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:34,753
FROM WHO?
53
00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:35,954
GOD.
54
00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:40,391
WHAT?
55
00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:43,439
YOU HEARD THE MAN EXPLAININ'
HIMSELF. HE WAS IN CHURCH.
56
00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:44,930
GOD SAID TO HIM:
57
00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:48,567
"BEFORE YOU GO OUT AND PLAY
THEM 18 HOLES THIS AFTERNOON,
58
00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:52,270
I REALLY THINK YOU OUGHT
TO PARDON RICHARD E. NIXON."
59
00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:55,640
IT WOULD BE NICE IF GOD COULD
TELL HIM HOW TO FIX THE ECONOMY.
60
00:02:55,709 --> 00:03:00,045
GOD DON'T THINK ABOUT THE
ECONOMY, YOU ATHEIST DUMBBELL, YOU!
61
00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:04,227
GOD THINKS ABOUT
MERCY AND WRATH.
62
00:03:04,251 --> 00:03:06,762
THINGS LIKE MONEY AND
INFLATION, THAT AIN'T GOD'S GAME.
63
00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:08,865
GOD LEAVES THAT TO
THE EXPERTS DOWN HERE.
64
00:03:09,956 --> 00:03:11,289
THERE'S THE BELL.
65
00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,968
IT'S SOMEBODY PROBABLY
COMING IN THE DOOR
66
00:03:12,992 --> 00:03:15,460
AND THE FIRST THING
THEY GOT TO SEE IS YOU.
67
00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:17,540
HI, ARCHIE.
68
00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:19,531
HIYA, STRETCH.
WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' HERE?
69
00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,612
OH, I HAD TO COME THIS WAY. I'M
VISITIN' A FRIEND IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
70
00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:24,169
YEAH, WHO? YOU.
71
00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,184
THAT'S A CLASSIC, NEVER FAILS.
72
00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,909
COME ON IN, STRETCH,
COME ON IN, COME ON IN.
73
00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:33,790
HEY, I WANT YOU TO MEET MY
SON-IN-LAW HERE, MIKE STIVIC.
74
00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:35,858
MIKE, THIS IS THE FAMOUS
STRETCH CUNNINGHAM,
75
00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:37,761
THE FUNNIEST MAN IN THE WORLD.
76
00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:39,462
HOW ARE YOU, STRETCH?
ARCHIE'S TOLD ME A LOT ABOUT YOU.
77
00:03:39,486 --> 00:03:42,320
YEAH, HE'S TOLD ME A LOT
ABOUT YOU, TOO, MEATHEAD.
78
00:03:47,694 --> 00:03:49,339
THANKS A LOT. DON'T MENTION IT.
79
00:03:49,363 --> 00:03:52,497
AH, NO, LISTEN, YOU GOT SOME
SWELL GUY HERE FOR A FATHER-IN-LAW.
80
00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:55,634
YEAH, ME AND HIM MAKE A GREAT
TEAM DOWN AT THE LOADIN' PLATFORM.
81
00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:59,671
STRETCH AND ARCH, PUT 'EM
TOGETHER, YOU GOT "STARCH."
82
00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,808
YOU GET IT? A COUPLE OF STIFFS.
83
00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:05,877
COME ON, COME ON, STRETCH,
SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.
84
00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:09,447
YEAH, BUT, OH, NOT MY
CHAIR. SIT OVER THERE. OH.
85
00:04:09,516 --> 00:04:11,728
WELL, WELL, WELL,
WELL, WHAT'S NEW?
86
00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,218
WHAT'S NEW?
87
00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:14,931
DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT THAT
DUMB STRIKE COMMITTEE JUST DONE?
88
00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:16,299
NO, WHAT? IT TURNED
DOWN ANOTHER OFFER.
89
00:04:16,323 --> 00:04:17,834
WITHOUT EVEN ASKING US. OH!
90
00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:20,036
I THOUGHT YOU GAVE THEM THE
POWER TO NEGOTIATE FOR YOU.
91
00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:22,894
SURE, TO NEGOTIATE. BUT
NOT TO TURN THINGS DOWN.
92
00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,763
NOT TO TURN THINGS DOWN.
93
00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:27,265
WE HAD A PERFECTLY GOOD
WAGE OFFER LAST WEEK.
94
00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:30,168
BUT THEM YOUNG HOTHEADS
DOWN THERE, THEY WANNA HOLD OUT
95
00:04:30,236 --> 00:04:32,556
FOR THAT ESCALATOR
COST-OF-LIVING CLAUSE.
96
00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:36,708
ARCH, THE COST-OF-LIVING ESCALATOR
CLAUSE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.
97
00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,343
WHY?
98
00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:40,223
WHAT GOOD IS GETTIN' A RAISE
IF PRICES KEEPS GOING UP?
99
00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:42,180
OH, YEAH? AND WHAT
IF PRICES GO DOWN?
100
00:04:42,248 --> 00:04:44,160
THAT MEANS THE OLD ESCALATOR
GOES DOWN WITH THEM?
101
00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:45,762
AND THAT MEANS THAT
WE GOT TO TAKE A CUT?
102
00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,096
UH-UH, NOT ON
YOUR SWEET PETUNIA.
103
00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,831
NOT ON YOUR SWEET...
WHAT WAS THAT?
104
00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:51,289
PETUNIA. YEAH, PETUNIA.
105
00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:54,103
WELL, WHILE YOU TWO FLOWERS ARE
FIGURING OUT THE STRIKE SITUATION,
106
00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,427
I'M GOING UPSTAIRS.
107
00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:57,829
YOU'RE WASTIN' YOUR
TIME, SHE AIN'T HOME YET.
108
00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:03,701
HEY, LISTEN, ARCH, I'LL
TELL YOU WHY I'VE COME.
109
00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:04,847
YEAH.
110
00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:06,249
A BUNCH OF THE GUYS
DON'T LIKE THE WAY
111
00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:07,583
THE STRIKE'S BEING HANDLED, SEE?
112
00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:08,974
SO THEY GOT
TOGETHER ON THEIR OWN
113
00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:10,802
TO CALL A MEETING FOR
THE WHOLE MEMBERSHIP.
114
00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:13,244
AND WHEN WE DO, THEY WANT THE
GUYS WHO THINK THE RIGHT WAY,
115
00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,780
YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU AND ME,
TO BE THERE, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
116
00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,961
OH, STRETCH, YOU KNOW
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.
117
00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:21,552
I CAN COUNT ON
YOU? OK, 1, 2, 3, 4.
118
00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,689
WHAT A WITTY GUY.
119
00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:28,427
OH, HI, STRETCH.
120
00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:29,761
OH, HI THERE, EDITH.
121
00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,396
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?
122
00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:32,930
OH, I HAD TO COME OVER THIS WAY.
123
00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,544
I'M VISITIN' A FRIEND
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
124
00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:37,313
OH, YEAH, EDITH, EDITH, WAIT
TILL YOU HEAR THIS ONE, WILL YOU?
125
00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,703
ASK HIM WHO.
126
00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:40,083
WHO? YOU.
127
00:05:42,209 --> 00:05:43,608
I KNOW, IT WORKS EVERY TIME.
128
00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:46,010
OH, IT'S A CLASSIC,
STRETCH, IT'S A CLASSIC.
129
00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,812
LISTEN, UH, I GOT TO BE GOING.
130
00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:50,193
I GOT TO TELL ALL THE OTHER
GUYS ABOUT THE STRIKE, YOU KNOW.
131
00:05:50,217 --> 00:05:51,383
OH, YEAH, YEAH. LISTEN,
132
00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:53,332
YOU'RE WELCOME ANYTIME
IN THIS HOUSE, STRETCH,
133
00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:56,188
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST
MAN IN THIS WORLD BARRING NONE.
134
00:05:56,256 --> 00:05:57,700
YEAH, THEY DON'T
CALL ME THE BOB HOPE
135
00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:59,964
OF THE LOADIN' PLATFORM
FOR NOTHIN', HUH?
136
00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:02,860
SEE YOU LATER.
137
00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:11,213
THAT'S THE FUNNIEST
MAN IN THE WORLD.
138
00:06:11,237 --> 00:06:12,916
YOU KNOW WHAT WE
CALL HIM DOWN AT WORK?
139
00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:15,974
THE BOB... WELL, YOU HEARD
ALL THAT. GIVE ME THE PAPER.
140
00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:20,011
ARCHIE, I JUST GOT
HOME FROM WORK.
141
00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:24,348
AIN'T YOU GONNA ASK
ME HOW MY DAY WAS?
142
00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:26,851
OH, LISTEN TO THIS.
143
00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:29,587
HOW WAS YOU DAY?
144
00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:33,091
OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU LEFT SOMETHIN' OUT.
145
00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:34,459
OH, YEAH.
146
00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:37,762
HI, EDITH. HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
147
00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:46,871
MUCH BETTER.
148
00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:48,540
I'M GETTING THE HANG OF IT.
149
00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:51,543
AND TODAY I USED
THE CASH REGISTER
150
00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:54,245
AND MADE CHANGE
FOR ALL THE CUSTOMERS.
151
00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:55,613
YOU ON THE CASH REGISTER?
152
00:06:55,682 --> 00:06:58,283
IT MUST'VE BEEN A JACKPOT
FOR THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
153
00:06:59,552 --> 00:07:02,620
NO, I DIDN'T MAKE
A SINGLE MISTAKE.
154
00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:04,589
MR. JEFFERSON HELPED ME.
155
00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:07,025
OH, MY, HE IS SO SMART.
156
00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:09,361
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING, EDITH?
157
00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,764
I'M TELLIN' YOU HOW MY DAY WAS.
158
00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:16,401
BUT, UH, WHERE ARE YOU TELLING
ME HOW YOUR DAY WAS FROM?
159
00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:20,572
OH! OH, GET OUT OF THERE.
160
00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:24,609
"MR. JEFFERSON WAS SO SMART."
161
00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:28,480
DON'T MAKE HIM OUT TO BE
NO BOOKER D.C. WASHINGTON.
162
00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:31,449
ALL HE DOES IS CLEAN CLOTHES.
163
00:07:31,518 --> 00:07:33,896
YOU WAS TELLING ME ABOUT
YOUR FIRST DAY IN THE STORE.
164
00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,019
WELL, WHEN A CUSTOMER...
165
00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:37,188
AND I DON'T WANNA HEAR NO MORE.
166
00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:40,892
DING-DONG.
167
00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,060
WHAT?
168
00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,361
DING-DONG.
169
00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:45,330
DING-DONG, DING-DONG, DING-DONG.
170
00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:48,566
YOU SOUND LIKE A BELL.
171
00:07:50,737 --> 00:07:54,472
WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO
SOUND LIKE, EDITH, THE DINNER BELL.
172
00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:56,052
DON'T THAT REMIND
YOU OF NOTHING?
173
00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:57,609
YEAH, DINNER.
174
00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:00,145
OH! OH.
175
00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:03,348
OH, DID YOU REMEMBER
THE CASSEROLE?
176
00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:06,095
I SHOVED IT INTO THE OVEN AT
4:00 AND THREW THE SWITCH ON.
177
00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:07,218
OH.
178
00:08:08,721 --> 00:08:10,921
OH, HI, GLORIA. HI!
179
00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,457
DID YOU HAVE A NICE DAY?
180
00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:14,637
THE USUAL. HOW WAS YOU DAY?
181
00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,372
OH, IT WAS SO EXCITIN'.
182
00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:18,441
I USED THE CASH REGISTER
FOR THE FIRST TIME.
183
00:08:18,465 --> 00:08:19,497
DING-DONG, EDITH.
184
00:08:19,566 --> 00:08:21,699
DING-DONG, DING-DONG, DING-DONG.
185
00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:23,268
EXCUSE ME, I GOT TO GET...
186
00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,576
MOM, WAIT A MINUTE!
187
00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:26,583
YOU DON'T HAVE TO JUMP
EVERY TIME HE BARKS.
188
00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:28,707
OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT,
GLORIA. I DON'T MIND.
189
00:08:28,775 --> 00:08:29,919
HI, MOM. HI, GLORIA.
190
00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,109
HI, HONEY.
191
00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,257
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
192
00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:33,578
OH, FASCINATIN'.
193
00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:35,280
I USED THE CASH REGISTER...
194
00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:38,483
DING-DONG, DAMN IT, DING-DONG!
195
00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,018
EXCUSE ME, I GOT TO...
196
00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:41,397
DING-DONG, DING-DONG. I'M GOING.
197
00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:43,521
DING-DONG, DING-DONG.
198
00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:46,124
HOW LONG HAS HE
BEEN RINGING LIKE THAT?
199
00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:50,005
EVER SINCE HE WANTED HIS DINNER.
200
00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:51,296
I'LL HELP YOU, MOM.
201
00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,431
YEAH, GO HELP YOUR
MOTHER, WILL YOU?
202
00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:55,511
NOW, LISTEN, BIG SHOT,
IT MAY BE OK WITH YOU
203
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,146
IF YOUR WIFE GOES OUT AND WORKS.
204
00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:59,537
BUT IT AIN'T OK IF MY WIFE
GOES OUT AND WORKS.
205
00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:01,651
ESPECIALLY WHEN THE WHOLE
HOUSEHOLD FALLS APART.
206
00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:05,410
ARCH, ARCH, LOOK, I
KNOW YOU'RE FEELIN' GUILTY
207
00:09:05,479 --> 00:09:09,414
ABOUT BEING OUT OF WORK
AND MA WORKIN' AND ALL,
208
00:09:09,483 --> 00:09:11,816
BUT CAN I SAY SOMETHIN' TO YOU?
209
00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,596
WELL, CAN I SAY
SOMETHIN' TO YOU FIRST?
210
00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:14,620
SURE.
211
00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:16,654
DON'T SAY NOTHIN' TO ME.
212
00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,056
COME AND GET IT.
213
00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:21,326
OH, ALL RIGHT.
214
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,672
OH, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.
215
00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:23,928
IT'S BEEF CASSEROLE.
216
00:09:23,996 --> 00:09:26,063
YEAH. NICE TO HAVE SOME
MEAT FOR A CHANGE, HUH?
217
00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:28,844
YEAH, THANKS TO
MR. JEFFERSON WE'RE HAVING IT.
218
00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:30,908
HE GAVE ME AN ADVANCE YESTERDAY.
219
00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:32,815
NEVER MIND JEFFERSON'S ADVANCES.
220
00:09:32,839 --> 00:09:34,450
JUST DISH OUT THE FOOD HERE.
221
00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,119
HOW'S YOUR TUTORING
GOING, HONEY?
222
00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:40,044
OH, I LIKE TEACHING, BUT IT'S SO
HARD GETTING THROUGH TO THIS KID.
223
00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,724
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
IS THE KID DUMB?
224
00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,515
HOW WOULD HE KNOW?
225
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,751
WELL, HE'S NOT DUMB.
HE'S JUST LIKE ARCHIE.
226
00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:49,053
HE CAN'T CONCENTRATE
WHILE HE'S AWAKE.
227
00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:55,626
MMM, THIS IS DELICIOUS.
228
00:09:55,695 --> 00:10:00,098
WE WERE SO BUSY TODAY, I DIDN'T
HAVE TIME TO GO OUT FOR LUNCH.
229
00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:04,002
MR. JEFFERSON SAYS HE
THINKS I CHANGED HIS LUCK.
230
00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:06,637
OH, DON'T SAY THAT.
231
00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:12,476
HE SAYS THURSDAY IS
USUALLY A VERY SLOW DAY.
232
00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,578
YOU KNOW, WE WERE
REALLY BUSY TODAY, TOO.
233
00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:16,180
AND I LIKE IT THAT WAY,
234
00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:17,726
'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE BUSY
THE TIME GOES BY REALLY FAST
235
00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,561
AND BEFORE YOU KNOW
IT, IT'S TIME TO COME HOME.
236
00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:22,086
THAT'S RIGHT, GLORIA.
WHEN YOU'RE BUSY...
237
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,395
BUSY, BUSY, BUSY.
238
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:25,990
CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT
SOMETHING ELSE BUT BUSY?
239
00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,469
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
240
00:10:27,493 --> 00:10:29,505
I JUST DON'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT BUSY, THAT'S ALL.
241
00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,207
YOU NEVER WANT TO TALK
ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE.
242
00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:33,097
HONEY, HONEY, I
THINK HE'S RIGHT.
243
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:36,206
WHY... WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHIN'
ELSE? YEAH, CONTROL YOUR WIFE, EH?
244
00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:38,803
OK, SURE.
245
00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:41,016
UH, DADDY, WHAT WOULD
YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT?
246
00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,207
ANYTHING, ANYTHING.
247
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:46,778
CAN I USE YOUR
LUNCH BOX TOMORROW?
248
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:56,854
IF I PACK A THERMOS OF COFFEE
AND A TUNA FISH SANDWICH,
249
00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:59,324
I WON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT GOING OUT TO LUNCH.
250
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,825
LET ME OUT OF HERE.
251
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,361
ARCHIE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
252
00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,497
I'M GOING DOWN TO
KELSEY'S FOR A BEER.
253
00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:07,310
BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR DINNER?
254
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,634
I JUST REMEMBERED,
EDITH, I AIN'T HUNGRY.
255
00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:10,943
WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.
256
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,204
AH, FOR WHAT? FOR
WHAT? FOR WHAT?
257
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,175
DO YOU WANT ANY MONEY?
258
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:05,523
EDITH.
259
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:09,927
HEY, EDITH.
260
00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:11,076
HUH?
261
00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:13,364
HUH?
262
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,033
OH, HOW COME YOU'RE AWAKE?
263
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,572
I DON'T KNOW.
264
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,540
IS ANYTHING THE MATTER?
265
00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:26,343
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I CAN'T SLEEP.
266
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:29,280
AND YOU WANT ME TO
KEEP YOU COMPANY?
267
00:12:29,348 --> 00:12:31,783
WELL, AS LONG AS
YOU'RE UP ANYHOW.
268
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:34,551
OH, ALL RIGHT.
269
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:40,358
I... I WANT TO
TELL YOU THAT, UH,
270
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:43,461
I KNOW I'VE BEEN KIND OF MEAN
TO YOU THE LAST FEW DAYS.
271
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:46,130
OH, I DIDN'T NOTICE
NOTHIN' DIFFERENT.
272
00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:51,947
IT'S JUST THAT I CAN'T HELP IT.
273
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:53,515
YOU KNOW, IT WAS THE
WAY I WAS BRUNG UP.
274
00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:56,240
I MEAN, A WIFE OUT WORKING
THERE FOR HER HUSBAND,
275
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:58,910
JEEZ, THAT MAKES THE
HUSBAND LOOK BAD.
276
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:03,114
AND THAT IS, YOU KNOW, THE, WHAT
YOU CALL, CROTCH OF THE SITUATION.
277
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,917
OH.
278
00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:10,688
WHAT, ASIDE FROM ALL THAT,
EDITH, I... I GOT TO TELL YOU THAT
279
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:14,425
BETWEEN YOU AND ME AND THE LAMP
POST, YOU'RE DOING PRETTY GOOD.
280
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:18,363
OH, ARCHIE, THANK YOU.
281
00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:23,634
OH, MY, YOU NEED A HAIRCUT.
282
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,803
YOU'RE TELLING ME. BUT
IT'S GONNA HAVE TO WAIT
283
00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:28,072
TILL THE STRIKE'S
OVER AT $5 A THROW.
284
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:32,210
NO, IT DON'T. I'LL GIVE YOU ONE.
285
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,078
YOU MEAN, NOW IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?
286
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:37,181
YEAH, YOU CAN'T SLEEP, ANYWAY.
287
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,784
HERE, YOU SIT RIGHT
DOWN IN THIS CHAIR.
288
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:44,222
YEAH, WELL, ALL RIGHT, EDITH,
GO AHEAD, DO YOUR STUFF.
289
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,330
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT CUTTIN' HAIR?
290
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,292
OH, SURE.
291
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,028
DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
292
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:54,598
WHEN GLORIA WAS A LITTLE
GIRL, I USED TO CUT HER HAIR.
293
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,069
OH, YES, SHE WAS THE
FUNNIEST-LOOKING KID ON UNION STREET.
294
00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:01,939
LOOK, I STILL GOT THE SCISSORS.
295
00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:05,276
OH, JEEZ, EDITH,
296
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,745
THEM LOOK LIKE THEY'RE
FOR CUTTIN' LITTLE TREES.
297
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,249
OH, NO, THEY'LL DO JUST FINE.
298
00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:14,563
ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS SIT STILL.
299
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,787
OH, DON'T WORRY, I
AIN'T GONNA MOVE.
300
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,423
NOW, HOW DO YOU WANT IT CUT?
301
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,325
WITHOUT BLOOD, EDITH.
302
00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:25,122
JUST GIVE IT A LITTLE
TRIM UP THE BACK THERE
303
00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:28,165
AND WHEN YOU COME TO AN
EAR, FOR GOD'S SAKES, STOP.
304
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:34,238
OH, YOUR BALD SPOT
IS GETTIN' BIGGER.
305
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,576
THAT AIN'T A BALD SPOT UP THERE.
306
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,325
THAT HAPPENS TO BE A BIRTHMARK.
307
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:45,550
EVEN WHEN I WAS BORN, I
DIDN'T HAVE NO HAIR THERE.
308
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,585
ANYWAY, THAT'S A SIGN OF BRAINS.
309
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:50,415
EVER HEAR THE OLD SAYING, "GRASS
DON'T GROW ON A BUSY STREET"?
310
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:54,592
AND IT DON'T GROW
IN CEMENT, NEITHER.
311
00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:06,504
THAT'S ANOTHER OLD SAYING.
312
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:10,708
WELL, TO HELL WITH THE OLD
SAYINGS. JUST CUT THE HAIR.
313
00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:13,277
ONE THING I CAN'T
STAND, IS A GABBY BARBER.
314
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:14,845
I NEVER GIVE HIM A TIP, EITHER.
315
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,448
OH.
316
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:21,152
YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT PUTS
ME TO MIND THAT YEARS AGO,
317
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,254
MY OLD MAN, ONCE A
MONTH ON A SATURDAY,
318
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:26,557
HE'D GET ALL OF US, THE THREE OF
US BOYS, INTO A KITCHEN, THERE, SEE.
319
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:31,229
AND HE'D GIVE US A HAIRCUT.
ONE CHAIR, NO WAITIN'.
320
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:34,265
AND ME BEING THE OLDEST,
I WAS ALWAYS FIRST, SEE.
321
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,467
THE OLD MAN USED
TO WARM UP ON ME,
322
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,096
SO I GOT THE LOUSIEST
HAIRCUT OF THEM ALL.
323
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:41,239
YEAH.
324
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:47,078
BOY, WE DIDN'T HAVE
MUCH IN THEM DAYS.
325
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:51,115
BUT WE WAS ONLY KIDS, YOU
KNOW, AND SO WE DIDN'T NOTICE.
326
00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:59,891
AND WE AIN'T KIDS NO MORE, HUH?
327
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,727
DAMN RIGHT, WE AIN'T.
328
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,031
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
329
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:51,075
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
VACUUMING THE LINOLEUM?
330
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,389
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THAT?
331
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,446
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT
SCRATCHES THE FLOOR?
332
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,675
WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE
NILOLEUM OVER THERE AT YOUR HOUSE,
333
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,495
BUT THE NILOLEUM WE GOT HERE,
334
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,820
THAT'S THE EXPENSIVE
KIND THAT DON'T SCRATCH.
335
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:05,490
YOU DON'T FIND LINOLEUM
LIKE THAT NO MORE.
336
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,135
YEAH, I GUESS
YOU'RE RIGHT, BUNKER,
337
00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:08,926
'CAUSE I KNOW I
AIN'T SEEN IT LIKE THIS
338
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,695
SINCE COTTON-PICKIN' DAYS.
339
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,143
WHAT DO YOU WANT, JEFFERSON?
340
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:18,736
OH, ONE OF MY EMPLOYEES, A
MRS. EDITH BUNKER ASKED ME
341
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,638
TO GIVE YOU THIS SHOPPING LIST.
342
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,585
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
SHOPPING LIST FOR ME?
343
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:25,142
WELL, A WOMAN'S
WORK IS NEVER DONE.
344
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,945
FUNNY, FUNNY. WELL, LOOK,
MY LUNCH IS WAITING, SO I'LL...
345
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:29,191
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE
346
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,126
HOW COME YOU COME HOME
FOR LUNCH AND EDITH DON'T?
347
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:33,918
WELL, I'M THE BOSS, MAN. I
TAKES ALL THE TIME I WANTS.
348
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:34,986
BYE.
349
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:44,862
ANYBODY HOME? OH, HEY, ARCH.
350
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,975
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
VACUUMING IN THE KITCHEN?
351
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:51,669
DON'T BE STUPID. YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED
TO RUN A VACUUM ON NILOLEUM.
352
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,815
WELL, WHAT'S THE VACUUM
CLEANER DOING HERE?
353
00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:55,973
IT LIKES ME. IT FOLLOWED ME IN.
354
00:17:57,676 --> 00:17:59,176
AND WHAT ARE YOU
DOIN' HOME EARLY?
355
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,789
OH, I JUST HAD MORNING
CLASSES TODAY.
356
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,880
HEY, LOOK WHAT I GOT HERE.
357
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,694
JUMBO SALT PRETZELS. HUH?
358
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,985
OH, LOOK AT THAT, A
JUMBO SALT PRETZEL.
359
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,587
HEY, THAT GIVES YOU AN
EXCUSE FOR A BEER BREAK HERE.
360
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:13,001
HEY, UH, WHILE YOU'RE THERE,
GET ME THE MUSTARD, WILL YOU?
361
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,159
YEAH, SURE, HEY, HEY.
362
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,928
I AIN'T SEEN ONE OF THESE
HERE FOR A LONG TIME NOW.
363
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,396
THAT WAS A GOOD
IDEA THERE, MIKE.
364
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:21,031
NICE, HUH? YEAH.
365
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,100
WELL.
366
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,771
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A
MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.
367
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,907
WHAT... WHAT ARE
YOU DOING THERE?
368
00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:32,015
I'M PUTTIN' MUSTARD
ON MY PRETZEL.
369
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,645
I CAN SEE THAT, BUT WHY?
370
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:36,714
I LIKE IT THAT WAY.
371
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:40,585
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A
MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.
372
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,986
YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED
TO EAT IT THAT WAY.
373
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,088
WHO SAYS?
374
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:47,324
I SAID. MUSTARD IS FOR
HOT DOGS AND THAT.
375
00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:51,228
I NEVER, IN MY WHOLE LIFE, SEEN A
HUMAN BEING PUT MUSTARD ON A PRETZEL.
376
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,910
THEN YOU'RE IN FOR A
TREAT. WATCH CLOSELY.
377
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:59,070
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT
A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.
378
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,972
DON'T KEEP DOIN' IT
WHEN I'M TALKIN' TO YOU.
379
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,176
YOU SEE THE SALT
ON THE PRETZEL HERE?
380
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:07,211
THAT MEANS THE
PRETZELS FINISHED.
381
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,745
DONE. IT'S READY TO EAT.
382
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,093
YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TO PUT
NOTHIN' ON TOP OF THE SALT.
383
00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:13,784
ARCH, EVERYBODY
HAS DIFFERENT TASTES.
384
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:16,320
YOU KNOW WHAT PRESIDENT
FORD'S FAVORITE LUNCH IS?
385
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,356
COTTAGE CHEESE
WITH KETCHUP ON IT.
386
00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:20,624
WHAT THE HELL'S THE
MATTER WITH THAT?
387
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:25,195
I MEAN, KETCHUP
GOES WITH ANYTHING.
388
00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:27,331
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU PUT
SOME ON YOUR PRETZEL?
389
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,001
'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE STUPID.
390
00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:31,947
AND LOOK AT HIM
HERE. HE'S STILL DOING IT
391
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:34,205
EVEN THOUGH I TELL HIM
NOT TO DO IT, HE DOES IT.
392
00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:36,007
I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON IT!
393
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:41,545
HELLO? OH, HI THERE, STRETCH.
394
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:43,781
YEAH?
395
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,583
OH, YEAH?
396
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,120
AH, YEAH.
397
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,754
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
398
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,756
YEAH, BYE.
399
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,691
- HEY, MEATHEAD.
- YEAH, WHAT?
400
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:55,804
GET OUT HERE, WILL YOU?
401
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:56,960
WHAT IS IT?
402
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,407
WHEN YOUR
MOTHER-IN-LAW COMES HOME,
403
00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:00,142
TELL HER I HAD TO RUN
DOWN TO THE UNION HALL.
404
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,844
THEY'RE HOLDIN' A SPECIAL
MEETING DOWN THERE.
405
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,379
WHAT, IS THERE A BREAK IN
THE STRIKE? UH, NO SUCH LUCK.
406
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:07,482
BUT THERE'S GONNA BE A BREAKING OF A
FEW HEADS UNLESS WE GET WHAT WE WANT.
407
00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:09,907
UH, YOU GOT ANY MONEY ON YOU?
408
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,475
YEAH, SURE. H-HOW
MUCH DO YOU NEED?
409
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,055
HOW MUCH YOU'RE HOLDING?
410
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:14,511
ABOUT $15, $20.
411
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,661
OH, THAT'S ENOUGH. HERE'S
A SHOPPIN' LIST. GO GET THAT.
412
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,830
DO ME A FAVOR,
HUH? JUST ONE FAVOR.
413
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:24,967
FOR THE REST OF THE TIME THAT
YOU'RE LIVIN' WITH ME IN THIS HOUSE,
414
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:28,559
DON'T NEVER LET ME SEE YOU
DO THAT TO A PRETZEL NO MORE!
415
00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:39,180
GLORIA, WILL YOU
LOOK AT THIS ITEM?
416
00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:41,705
HERE, LOOK WHAT IT
SAYS. "NEW AND IMPROVED."
417
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,875
EVERYTHING YOU BUY NOW
TODAY IS NEW AND IMPROVED.
418
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,144
WHAT WERE WE USING
BEFORE? OLD AND LOUSY?
419
00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:51,448
YOO-HOO!
420
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:54,184
ANYBODY HOME?
421
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,630
WE ARE, MOM!
422
00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:56,887
WHAT IS IT?
423
00:20:56,955 --> 00:21:00,156
LOOK WHAT I GOT.
MY FIRST PAYCHECK.
424
00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:01,737
HEY! OH, BOY!
425
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,194
WHERE'S ARCHIE? I
WANNA SHOW HIM. ARCHIE?
426
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,264
UH, MA, HE'S NOT HERE. HE
HAD TO GO TO A UNION MEETING.
427
00:21:07,332 --> 00:21:08,943
WHAT FOR? I DON'T KNOW.
428
00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:11,568
LETS SEE IT. OH, YEAH.
429
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:14,738
"PAY TO THE ORDER
OF EDITH BUNKER
430
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:18,208
$63.28."
431
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,454
AIN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL?
432
00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:20,522
YEAH, THAT'S NICE, MA.
433
00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,513
CONGRATULATIONS.
434
00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:24,759
WHOOP-DEE-DOO! WHOOP-DEE-DOO!
435
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,149
OH, LOOK WHAT I GOT.
436
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:27,696
HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT.
437
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,987
DIDN'T YOU SEE ME DOIN' A
"WHOOP-DEE-DOO" OVER THERE?
438
00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:33,290
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT
I'M WHOOP-DEE-DOOING ABOUT?
439
00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:34,958
YEAH, BUT I GOT A
WHOOP-DEE-DOO, TOO.
440
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,427
THIS IS MY FIRST PAYCHECK.
441
00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:38,774
NO, IN A MINUTE. WAIT, I GOT
MORE IMPORTANT NEWS HERE.
442
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:39,798
WHAT?
443
00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:41,232
THE STRIKE IS OVER!
444
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:46,437
I'M SO GLAD! WHEN DO
YOU GO BACK TO WORK?
445
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:47,582
START WORK TOMORROW.
446
00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:49,106
THAT'S GREAT, ARCH.
447
00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:50,952
IT HAPPENED ALL OF A SUDDEN,
THOUGH. WHAT HAPPENED?
448
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,755
OH, US OLD HANDS MADE THEM YOUNG
HOTHEADS SEE A LITTLE BIT OF REASON.
449
00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:54,890
HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
450
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:56,046
WE SHOUTED THEM DOWN.
451
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:58,115
WE DIDN'T LET THEM GET
A WORD IN WEDGEWISE.
452
00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:00,450
ARCHIE, DID YOU
GET A GOOD RAISE?
453
00:22:00,519 --> 00:22:03,053
EDITH, A 3-YEAR
CONTRACT FOR 15%.
454
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:05,734
ARCH, ARCH, WHAT ABOUT THE
COST-OF-LIVING ESCALATOR CLAUSE?
455
00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,824
OH, WELL, COME ON, TO
HELL WITH THE ESCALATOR.
456
00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:11,162
WE'RE ON FIRM GROUND WITH A
15% RAISE. NOW DON'T MAKE ME MAD!
457
00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:13,397
ALL I WANT TO DO NOW IS
BE HAPPY AND CELEBRATE.
458
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:16,333
EDITH, COME ON, GET SOME OF THAT
BEAUTIFUL MORGAN DAVIS WINE, HUH?
459
00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:17,568
OH!
460
00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:20,604
? BLUE SKIES SMILING AT ME ?
461
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:23,840
? OH, NOTHIN' BUT
BLUE SKIES DO I SEE ?
462
00:22:25,278 --> 00:22:26,510
OH, BOY.
463
00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:27,944
WHAT'S THE MATTER, HONEY?
464
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,824
I DIDN'T WANT TO SPOIL
HIS HAPPY MOMENT
465
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:32,183
BUT HE'S NOT ANY BETTER
OFF NOW THAN HE WAS BEFORE.
466
00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:35,118
WELL, OF COURSE, HE
IS. HE GOT A 15% RAISE.
467
00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:37,533
LOOK, GLORIA, REMEMBER
READING IN THE PAPER
468
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,890
THE COST OF LIVING
WENT UP 12% LAST YEAR?
469
00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:41,292
SO?
470
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,772
SO, NEXT YEAR, IT'S SUPPOSED
TO GO UP ANOTHER 8%.
471
00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:45,529
THAT'S 20%.
472
00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:49,966
ARCHIE THINKS HE'S 15% AHEAD,
BUT HE'S ALREADY 5% BEHIND.
473
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:52,736
OH, MICHAEL.
474
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:55,839
OPEN THE DOOR, OPEN THE
DOOR, ALL RIGHT HERE, LET'S GO.
475
00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:57,308
COME ON, COME ON.
476
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,809
HERE WE ARE.
477
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:02,646
OK, POUR YOURSELVES
AND SAY WHEN, GO AHEAD.
478
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:06,783
EDITH, I WANNA PROPOSE A
TOAST TO THE GOOD OLD U.S. OF A.
479
00:23:06,852 --> 00:23:08,892
WHERE EVERYBODY
GETS A SLICE OF THE PIE.
480
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:12,423
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS DO YOUR
WORK. AND IN THE END, YOU GET IT.
481
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,494
THAT'S RIGHT, ARCH.
482
00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:20,563
THAT'S WHEN YOU'RE
GONNA GET IT, IN THE END.
483
00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:24,534
CLINK, CLINK AND CLUNK.
484
00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:49,505
ALL IN THE FAMILY WAS
RECORDED ON TAPE
485
00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:51,228
BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE.
486
00:23:52,305 --> 00:24:52,771
Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/7dxq3
Help other users to choose the best subtitles
487
00:24:52,821 --> 00:24:57,371
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
36758
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof