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? BOY, THE WAY
GLEN MILLER PLAYED ?
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? SONGS THAT MADE
THE HIT PARADE ?
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? GUYS LIKE US, WE HAD IT MADE ?
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? THOSE WERE THE DAYS ?
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? AND YOU KNEW
WHERE YOU WERE THEN ?
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? GIRLS WERE GIRLS
AND MEN WERE MEN ?
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? MISTER, WE COULD USE A MAN ?
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? LIKE HERBERT HOOVER AGAIN ?
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? DIDN'T NEED NO
WELFARE STATES ?
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? EVERYBODY PULLED HIS WEIGHT ?
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? GEE, OUR OLD
LASALLE RAN GREAT ?
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? THOSE WERE ?
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? THE DAYS ?
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GOOD MORNING, MA.
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GOOD MORNING.
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WELL, WHAT'S THE MATTER,
YOU GOT A HEADACHE?
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NOT YET.
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THESE ARE FOR THE
ONE I'M GONNA GET.
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MA, DON'T BE AFRAID. YOU'RE ONLY
GONNA BE ASKING PEOPLE FOR A JOB.
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OH, I AIN'T AFRAID OF THE ASKIN'.
I'M AFRAID OF THE ANSWERS.
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MA, WORRYING IS NOT
GONNA HELP YOU FIND A JOB.
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NOW DON'T BE SO NERVOUS.
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OH, I CAN'T HELP IT, GLORIA.
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I PROTECTED MY
UNDERARMS TWICE ALREADY.
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UH, THE 2ND TIME I USED
ARCHIE'S DEODORANT.
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THE ONE WITH THE BRUTE STRENGTH.
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BUT I STILL FEEL WEAK
EVERYWHERE ELSE.
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MA, WHEN YOU WALK
INTO THOSE OFFICES
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YOU GOTTA SAY TO YOURSELF,
"I'M GONNA GET THAT JOB."
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M SAYING, MA?
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YOU... YOU GOTTA THINK POSITIVE.
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YEAH, BUT WHY DON'T THEY THINK
POSITIVE AND SAY, "WE DON'T WANT YOU."
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MA, DON'T SELL YOURSELF SHORT.
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IT AIN'T MY HEIGHT
I'M WORRIED ABOUT.
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IT'S JU-JUST THAT I AIN'T DONE
THIS SORT OF THING FOR YEARS.
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25 YEARS.
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WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE. MAYBE DADDY'S
BEING ON STRIKE IS A BLESSING IN DISGUISE.
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THERE AIN'T NO BLESSIN' IN ALL
THEM BILLS THAT GOTTA BE PAID.
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HEH, I REMEMBER DADDY SAYING HE THOUGHT
THE STRIKE WOULD BE OVER BY THE WEEKEND.
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OH, YEAH. THAT WAS
3 WEEKENDS AGO.
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SOMETIMES I THINK
IT WILL NEVER END.
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OH, MA, DON'T WORRY. YOU'RE GONNA
GO OUT THERE AND KNOCK 'EM DEAD.
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YOU'RE GONNA GET
A JOB JUST LIKE THAT.
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OH, YEAH. WELL,
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
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OH, THANKS, GLORIA.
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YOU MADE ME FEEL BETTER.
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YOU SEE, ALL IT
TAKES IS CONFIDENCE.
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HEY, WHO'S BEEN READIN'
THE NEW YORK TIMES?
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ME. I'VE BEEN READIN'
THE HELP WANTED ADs.
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YEAH, YEAH. WELL, I WOULDN'T
GET MY HOPES UP TOO HIGH, MA.
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YEAH, THE WAY THE
ECONOMY IS GOIN',
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IT'S NOT THAT EASY TO GET A JOB.
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UH, MICHAEL.
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WELL, IT'S TRUE. LOOK AT ME. I'VE BEEN
TRYIN' TO GET A PART-TIME JOB FOR 3 WEEKS.
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IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
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MICHAEL.
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AND I AM A LOT YOUNGER THAN MA.
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MICHAEL, SHUT UP.
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MA... I KNOW, GLORIA.
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POSITIVE THINKING.
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OH, BOY, YOU'RE A BIG HELP.
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WELL, I'M SORRY. I... I
DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT.
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HEY, UH, MA. UH, I'M SORRY. I REALLY...
I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
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OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, MIKE.
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HOW DO I LOOK? YOU LOOK FINE.
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YOU DON'T THINK THIS
DRESS IS TOO REVEALING?
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I DON'T THINK I SHOULD
LOOK TOO SEXY.
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DON'T WORRY, MA. YOU NEVER DO.
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SO WHAT KIND OF
JOB YOU LOOKIN' FOR?
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WELL, SOMETHIN' THAT PAYS GOOD,
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BUT DON'T NEED NO
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE.
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HAVE YOU THOUGHT
ABOUT GOIN' INTO POLITICS?
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I'M GONNA SEE
ABOUT 3 CLERKIN' JOBS
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AND THEN A RECEPTIONIST.
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THAT'S WHAT I THINK
I'D LIKE TO DO. RECEPTIN'.
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MA.
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DID YOU SEE ALL THE FIRMS HERE
THAT ARE ADVERTISIN' FOR A GIRL FRIDAY?
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OH, YEAH, I SAW THEM,
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BUT ONE DAY'S WORK
WOULDN'T BE ENOUGH.
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I GOTTA GET GOIN'.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
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"THE EARLY BIRD
CATCHES THE WORM."
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YEAH, AND ALSO LEAVES THE HOUSE
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BEFORE ARCHIE FINDS
OUT WHAT IT'S DOIN'.
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OH, YOU FIGURED THAT OUT, HUH?
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WELL, WISH ME
LUCK. GOOD LUCK, MA.
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GO ON, MA. YOU CAN DO IT.
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OH, MY, I FEEL JUST
LIKE A TEENAGER
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WHEN I FIRST STARTED
GOIN' OUT ON JOB INTERVIEWS.
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ONLY NOW I CAN HOLD MY HEAD UP.
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BECAUSE OF THE
SELF-CONFIDENCE I GAVE YOU, RIGHT?
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NO. NOW I AIN'T GOT
NO PIMPLES TO HIDE.
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BYE. BYE, MA.
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SHE'S REALLY SOMETHIN'. AFTER
ALL THESE YEARS LOOKIN' FOR A JOB.
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BOY, SHE'S QUITE A WOMAN.
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YEAH, ISN'T SHE?
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YEAH. ALMOST MAKES
UP FOR YOUR FATHER.
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I KNOW, I SHOULDN'T KNOCK HIM.
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AFTER ALL HE DID ONE THING
THAT NO OTHER MAN COULD DO.
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HE MADE YOU.
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OH, MICHAEL, THAT'S LOVELY.
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OH, LOOK AT THIS.
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COME RIGHT OFF THE PICKET
LINE INTO A MASSAGE PARLOR.
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ON THE OTHER HAND, GLORIA,
MAYBE YOU'RE ADOPTED.
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WAS THAT YOUR MOTHER I JUST
SEEN GALLOPIN' DOWN THE STREET?
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UH, PROBABLY.
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UH, MICHAEL, WOULD YOU
HELP ME IN THE KITCHEN
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WITH THE GROCERY
SHOPPING LIST? YEAH, SURE.
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I PROMISED MA I'D PICK SOME UP ON
THE WAY HOME. WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE.
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WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT A MINUTE.
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DON'T WALK AWAY FROM
ME WHEN I'M TALKIN' TO YOU.
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THAT WAS YOUR MOTHER
RUNNIN' DOWN THE STREET.
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WELL, THEN WHAT ARE
YOU ASKIN' ME FOR?
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UH, BUTTER. GOT IT.
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BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW
WHAT THE HELL SHE'S UP TO.
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UH, DOZEN EGGS.
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I YELLED TO HER. SHE
DIDN'T EVEN LOOK BACK AT ME.
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MAYBE SHE THOUGHT
YOU WERE A MUGGER.
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THAT'S A THOUGHT.
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HERE'S ANOTHER THOUGHT.
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THAT REMINDS ME, RASPBERRIES.
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DON'T BE GIVIN' ME A HEADACHE ON
TOP OF THE HEADACHE I ALREADY GOT.
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THIS INFLATION AND
THE UNEMPLOYMENT.
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I'M WORRIED ABOUT GOIN' BROKE.
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THE WHOLE COUNTRY IS
WORRIED ABOUT GOIN' BROKE.
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NOT THE DEFENSE INDUSTRIES.
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OH, THERE HE GOES
RAPPIN' THE PENTAGON AGAIN.
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MILK.
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IF IT WAS UP TO YOUSE LIBERALS,
WE WOULD HAVE NO DEFENSE AT ALL.
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YOU DON'T WANT
US TO HAVE NOTHIN'.
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NO ARMAMENTS, NO
NAVAMENTS, NOTHIN'.
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YOU'D HAVE US RUNNIN' ALONG
THE BEACHES IN OUR JOCKEY SHORTS.
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TRYIN' TO CATCH THE RUSSIAN
MISSILES WITH BUTTERFLY NETS.
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ARCH, THIS COUNTRY HAS ENOUGH
BOMBS TO KILL THE WHOLE WORLD
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20 TIMES OVER, SO HAS RUSSIA.
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WHEN WE CAN KILL IT 30 TIMES
OVER, WE'LL SLEEP PEACEFUL AT NIGHT.
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LOOK AT YOU, WHAT
DO YOU WANT US TO BE?
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WEAK? LIKE NORWAY
WAS IN WORLD WAR II?
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ARCH, I AM NOT SAYING
WE SHOULD ELIMINATE
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OUR DEFENSE BUDGET ALTOGETHER.
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BUT THIS ADMINISTRATION CUT
THE MASS TRANSIT BUDGET BY HALF.
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AT LEAST IN NORWAY
THEY HAD BUSES.
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AH, BUSES, BUSES.
SURE, THEY HAD BUSES.
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THAT'S WHY THE
NORWAYS LOST THE WAR.
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WHAT?
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THAT'S RIGHT. WHEN THE GERMANS
COME MARCHIN' INTO THEIR COUNTRY,
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THEY DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT WAS HAPPENIN'.
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THEY WAS ALL
RIDIN' ON THE BUSES.
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NOW, WHAT IS IT
WITH YOUR MOTHER?
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NOTHIN'.
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GLORIA, WE MIGHT
AS WELL TELL HIM.
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HE'S GONNA FIND OUT
SOONER OR LATER.
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COME ON, WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
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SHE WENT LOOKIN' FOR A JOB.
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OH, IS THAT ALL?
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YOU'RE NOT MAD?
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WHY SHOULD I BE MAD?
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I DON'T KEEP HER UNDER
LOCK AND KEY AROUND HERE.
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DO I LOOK LIKE SIMON McGEE?
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LET HER GO OUT
ANYTIME SHE WANTS.
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LET HER LOOK FOR A JOB.
SHE AIN'T GONNA FIND NOTHIN'.
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OH, YEAH. WHAT MAKES YOU SO
SURE? OH, COME ON, LITTLE GIRL.
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THERE'S 10 GUYS OUT THERE
SCRATCHIN' AND CLAWIN' FOR EVERY JOB.
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AND AS LEO DUROCHER
SAID, "NICE GUYS FINISH LAST."
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WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH MA?
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DID YOU EVER SEE A NICER
GUY THAN YOUR MOTHER?
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WHO'S THAT COMIN' IN NOW?
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OH, IT'S ONLY ME, ARCHIE.
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OH, IT'S ONLY YOU, EDITH.
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I'LL GET YOUR DINNER RIGHT AWAY.
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YEAH, GET MY DINNER RIGHT
AWAY, HUH? DID YOU GET THE JOB?
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NO.
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HOW DID YOU KNOW I
WAS LOOKIN' FOR A JOB?
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OH, JEEZ, EDITH.
IT'S IN THE PAPERS.
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EDITH BUNKER OUT HUNTIN' A JOB.
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GOVERNOR DECLARES
NEW YORK A DISASTER AREA.
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OH, ARCHIE. IT WAS AWFUL.
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I HAD TO WAIT ONE
PLACE A WHOLE HOUR.
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AND WHEN I FINALLY GOT
IN THE MAN SAID, "TOO OLD."
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I AIN'T SURPRISED, EDITH.
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I MEAN, AFTER ALL
YOU'RE OVER THE HILL.
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I AIN'T OVER THE HILL.
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WELL, YOU CAN CERTAINLY
SEE THE TOP OF IT.
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WELL, MAYBE I'LL HAVE
BETTER LUCK TOMORROW.
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OH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN
"TOMORROW," EDITH?
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NOW, COME ON. YOU AIN'T GONNA
GO OUT THERE AGAIN TOMORROW.
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I MEAN, DON'T YOU
LEARN YOUR LESSON?
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AFTER ALL, I MEAN, UH, IF A
WOMAN AIN'T GOT NO EXPERIENCE,
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THEN SHE OUGHT TO STICK TO
UNSKILLED LABOR, LIKE BEIN' A WIFE.
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BUT THAT DON'T PAY NOTHIN'.
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BECAUSE IT AIN'T SUPPOSED
TO PAY NOTHIN', EDITH.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SATISFIED
WITH YOUR, WHAT DO YOU CALL,
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UNSEEN REWARDS.
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
AN UNSEEN DINNER?
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WELL, DON'T BITE
THE FACE OFF OF ME.
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I AM JUST SAYIN' THAT SOMEBODY
BETTER BRING SOME MONEY IN THIS HOUSE.
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AND SOON.
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WELL, SOMEBODY WILL. BUT THAT
SOMEBODY WILL BE WEARIN' PANTS,
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NOT PANTIES.
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ARCHIE, I'M WORRIED.
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WHAT ARE YOU WORRYIN'
ABOUT? YOU SEE ME WORRYIN'?
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YEAH.
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WELL, ALL RIGHT. I AM THE ONE
THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE WORRYIN'.
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I AM SUPPOSED TO BE DOIN' THAT.
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YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO
JUST SAY, UH, "C'EST LA VIE".
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AS THE FRENCH USED TO SAY WHEN
THE GERMANS WERE SLAUGHTERIN' 'EM.
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TALKIN' ABOUT SLAUGHTER,
WHAT HAVE WE GOT FOR DINNER?
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CHICKEN CROQUETS,
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AND CHERRY GELATIN FOR DESSERT.
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CHERRY GELATIN AGAIN!
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BUT YOU LIKE CHERRIES?
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I LOVE CHERRIES, BUT NOT
WHEN THEY'RE SET IN RUBBER.
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00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:09,533
OH, I'LL ADD SOME EXTRA
WATER SO IT WILL BE MORE SHAKY.
215
00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:13,871
AH, JEEZ, I'LL BE CHASIN'
IT ALL OVER THE PLATE.
216
00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:19,377
OH, COME IN, LOUISE.
217
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:22,013
HI, DID YOU GET THE JOB?
218
00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,614
OH, NO.
219
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:27,518
OH, IT WAS AWFUL,
LOUISE. NOBODY WANTS ME.
220
00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:30,621
I EVEN WENT TO THE
HERCULES PLUMBING COMPANY
221
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:34,092
WHERE I USED TO WORK WHEN
ARCHIE AND ME WAS GOIN' TOGETHER.
222
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,793
WHAT DID THEY SAY?
223
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:39,130
THEY DIDN'T SAY NOTHIN'.
THEY'RE A PARKIN' LOT NOW.
224
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:44,602
STILL NO SIGN OF ARCHIE'S
STRIKE ENDING, HUH? NO.
225
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:49,040
EDITH, HOW ARE YOUR FIGURES?
226
00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:52,510
OH, I AIN'T NO MISS AMERICA.
227
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:57,882
LIKE ALL THEM YOUNGER GIRLS
THAT ARE LOOKIN' FOR JOBS.
228
00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:01,285
NO, I MEAN MONEY
FIGURES, COUNTING FIGURES.
229
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:04,300
COULD YOU LEARN HOW
TO WORK A CASH REGISTER?
230
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:05,723
CAN YOU LEARN THAT?
231
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,458
I COULD TEACH YOU.
232
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,427
OH, WELL, I GUESS I COULD.
233
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:10,594
GREAT.
234
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,096
GEORGE DON'T KNOW IT YET,
235
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,743
BUT I JUST FOUND SOMEONE
TO HELP IN THE CLEANING STORE.
236
00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:15,767
WHO?
237
00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:18,802
YOU. YOU CAN COME
AND WORK FOR US.
238
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,273
LOUISE.
239
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:25,610
OH, OH, I LOVE IT.
240
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,311
OH, LOUISE.
241
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:30,381
OH, BUT ARE YOU
SURE YOU WANT ME?
242
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:33,218
OH, I'D PROBABLY START
GABBING WITH THE CUSTOMERS
243
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:35,353
AND FORGET TO GIVE
'EM THEIR CHANGE.
244
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:38,489
OH, THAT WON'T
BOTHER GEORGE NONE.
245
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,436
YOU CAN START TOMORROW MORNING.
246
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,093
OH, LOUISE, THANK YOU.
247
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:44,207
NOW I'LL GO AND GIVE
HIM THE GOOD NEWS.
248
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:46,030
WILL HE BE SURPRISED.
249
00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:50,468
SO WILL ARCHIE.
250
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:54,505
OH, ARCHIE!
251
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:55,974
WAKE UP!
252
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,676
I GOT A SURPRISE.
253
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:01,785
ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU'RE GONNA
SURPRISE ME WITH A HEART ATTACK.
254
00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:04,482
NOW WHAT IS IT?
255
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,918
NO, I CAN'T TELL YOU YET
256
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:09,587
'CAUSE I GOT TO GO
GET A LITTLE SURPRISE
257
00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,890
TO CELEBRATE THE BIG SURPRISE.
258
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:15,827
NO, EDITH, I DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE
ONE SURPRISE ON TOP OF ANOTHER.
259
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:18,763
DON'T YOU LIKE ME
BRINGIN' HOME SURPRISES?
260
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,998
OH, EDITH, WITH YOU A
SURPRISE COULD BE ANYTHING
261
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,101
FROM A RUNAWAY
HORSE TO A PUERTO RICAN.
262
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,137
IT'S EVEN BETTER.
263
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:28,006
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
264
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:34,412
SHE'S BRINGIN' ME A
SURPRISE. HELP ME, LORD.
265
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,588
YOU JUST DID WHAT, LOUISE?
266
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:47,024
I TOLD EDITH SHE COULD
HAVE THE JOB IN THE STORE.
267
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:51,962
NO WAY, LOUISE. NO WAY!
268
00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:53,609
BUT, GEORGE... THERE'S NO WAY
269
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:56,100
THAT HONKY'S WIFE IS
GONNA COME IN MY STORE.
270
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,548
EXCEPT WITH A BUNDLE
OF CLEANIN' IN ONE HAND
271
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,839
AND SOME READY
CASH IN THE OTHER.
272
00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:04,542
GEORGE, THOSE PEOPLE
ARE HAVIN' A HARD TIME.
273
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,411
SO ARE WE PEOPLE.
274
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,457
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN THEM AND US
275
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:12,750
IS THAT OUR PEOPLE HAVE
HAD 300 YEARS OF PRACTICE.
276
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:15,853
BUT IT'LL ONLY BE UNTIL
ARCHIE'S STRIKE IS OVER.
277
00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:18,088
THAT COULD BE 5,000
MONTHS FROM NOW.
278
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:20,477
WHAT ARE PEOPLE GONNA THINK
WHEN THEY COME IN THE STORE
279
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,838
AND SEE A WHITE FACE STANDIN'
ON BEHIND THE COUNTER?
280
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:23,982
WHAT WOULD THEY THINK?
281
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,262
WHAT WOULD THEY THINK?
282
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:26,942
THE NIGGERS'LL THINK
SHE OWNS THE STORE
283
00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:29,233
AND THE HONKIES'LL WILL
THINK WE'VE BLEACHED THE HELP.
284
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:40,277
GEORGE, YOU DON'T REALIZE
THAT TIMES HAVE CHANGED.
285
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:43,380
PEOPLE AIN'T AS DUMB
AS YOU ARE ANYMORE.
286
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,850
JUST LAST SUNDAY,
REVEREND HAMILTON SAID,
287
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,885
"WE WERE ALL BROTHERS
UNDER THE SKIN."
288
00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:50,114
SURE, HE GETS PAID TO SAY THAT.
289
00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:53,268
BUNKER AIN'T NO BROTHER OF MINE.
290
00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:56,794
HE AIN'T NO DISTANT RELATIVE. IN FACT,
HE DON'T EVEN MAKE A GOOD STRANGER.
291
00:14:56,863 --> 00:15:00,664
NO JOB, LOUISE. THAT'S FINAL.
292
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:01,933
NOW,
293
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:05,703
WHAT'S FOR DINNER, DEAR?
294
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,875
ALL RIGHT, GEORGE. YOU WIN.
295
00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:13,110
I KNEW YOU'D SEE IT
MY WAY EVENTUALLY.
296
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:16,847
AFTER ALL, YOU'D ONLY BE DRIVIN'
POOR ARCHIE OUT OF HIS MIND.
297
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:17,948
SAY WHAT?
298
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:20,896
I SAID YOU WERE RIGHT, AS USUAL.
299
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,287
NO, NO, WHAT DID YOU
SAY ABOUT BUNKER?
300
00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:26,356
I SAID YOU'D DRIVE POOR
ARCHIE OUT OF HIS MIND
301
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:29,060
WHEN HE HEAR EDITH'S
GOING TO WORK FOR YOU.
302
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:32,163
HE'D PROBABLY JUMP OFF THE
GEORGE WASHINGTON BRIDGE.
303
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:37,234
BUT THE QUEENSBOROUGH
BRIDGE IS CLOSER.
304
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,343
AND I COULD WATCH HIM FROM HERE.
305
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:41,072
GEORGE!
306
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:44,275
SETTLED. I SAID
SHE'S GOT THE JOB.
307
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:58,856
NOTHIN'.
308
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:03,928
WELL, GIVE THE DECK 3 CHANCES
309
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,632
THEN YOU CHEAT.
310
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,167
HIYA, DADDY.
311
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,010
WHERE'S MA?
312
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:22,380
I DON'T KNOW. SHE TOOK OFF OUT
OF HERE LIKE A DINGBAT OUT OF HELL.
313
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,849
WHY, WHAT HAPPENED?
SHE GET A JOB?
314
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:27,385
AH, SHE DIDN'T GET NO JOB.
315
00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:30,821
OH, WELL, I'M GOIN'
UPSTAIRS TO FRESHEN UP.
316
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:31,922
YEAH.
317
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,559
AH, JEEZ, I HATE THIS GAME.
318
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:39,931
I'M BACK.
319
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,676
OH, YOU'RE BACK, ARE YOU, EDITH?
320
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:44,935
SURPRISE.
321
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,738
LOOK OUT. YOU BLEW
THE GAME ON ME HERE.
322
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:51,108
HOLD IT, HOLD IT. THAT IS A
SURPRISE. PASTORE'S BAKERY.
323
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,178
DON'T TELL ME YOU BRUNG HOME
SOMETHIN' GOOD FOR DESSERT FOR A CHANGE.
324
00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:56,446
YEAH, AND I WAS VERY LUCKY,
325
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,248
'CAUSE IT WAS JUST CLOSIN'.
326
00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:02,452
MR. PASTORE LIKES TO GET
UPSTAIRS TO WATCH WALTER CRONKITE.
327
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:07,658
HE THINKS THEY MIGHT BE RELATED
'CAUSE THEY GOT THE SAME EYEBROWS.
328
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:11,062
OH, EDITH, I'M THINKIN' OF ONE OF
THEM BIG DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE CAKE
329
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:13,530
WITH ALL THE NUTS ON THE
TOP. IT AIN'T ONE OF THEM?
330
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,299
THAT'S RIGHT, IT AIN'T.
331
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:20,738
AND IT'S BETTER.
332
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:25,109
WHOA, HEY, HEY, HEY,
HO, HO, HO, HOLD IT THERE.
333
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,213
WHAT IS THIS, "HAPPY
BAR MITZVAH, IRVING."
334
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,087
WHO THE HELL IS IRVING?
335
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,626
HE'S THE LITTLE BOY
THAT GOT THE MUMPS.
336
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:45,696
SO HIS MOTHER DIDN'T
COME AND PICK UP THE CAKE.
337
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:49,199
WELL, HOW ARE WE GONNA EAT
THIS? THIS IS A JEWISH CAKE, EDITH.
338
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,872
THEY GIVE THIS TO A KID
BEFORE HE GETS CIRCUMSCRIBED.
339
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:03,013
IT WAS ON SALE, ARCHIE.
340
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,416
THIS IS A $10 CAKE.
341
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,785
I GOT IT FOR $1.
342
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,623
COULDN'T THEY GIVE YOU SOMETHIN'
THAT SAID "MERRY CHRISTMAS, IRVING"?
343
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,126
OH, I DON'T THINK SO.
344
00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:20,264
ANYWAY, THAT WOULD
BE STALE BY NOW.
345
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:23,734
ALL RIGHT, CUT OUT MY CHUNK FROM
THE PART THAT SAYS, "HAPPY" THERE.
346
00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:25,168
ALL RIGHT.
347
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:27,758
AND LEAVE THE "BAR MITZVAH"
PART FOR THE MEATHEAD.
348
00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:32,167
HE AIN'T A JEW, BUT HE'LL
EAT ANYTHIN' THAT AIN'T MOVIN'.
349
00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:36,146
OH, ARCHIE,
350
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:39,316
I GOT A JOB.
351
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:42,231
YOU GOT A JOB. I THOUGHT YOU
SAID YOU COULDN'T GET NO JOB.
352
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:44,888
I GOT A JOB, I GOT A JOB.
353
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,203
OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
FROM GEORGE JEFFERSON.
354
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,860
HOLD IT, HOLD IT,
HOLD IT, HOLD IT.
355
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,263
GEORGE JEFFERSON? YEAH.
356
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,333
YOU MEAN, NEXT DOOR
GEORGE JEFFERSON? YEAH.
357
00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:57,735
YOU MEAN, COLORED
GEORGE JEFFERSON?
358
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,371
RIGHT, LOUISE OFFERED ME A JOB
359
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,974
IN THEIR CLEANIN' STORE
AND I START TOMORROW.
360
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:08,078
OH, WRONG, EDITH.
YOU QUIT TONIGHT.
361
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:11,415
ARCHIE, IT'S LIKE THE
ANSWER TO ALL OUR PRAYERS.
362
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,752
HOLD IT, EDITH. I DON'T
PRAY TO GEORGE JEFFERSON.
363
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,066
AND YOU AIN'T GONNA
WORK FOR HIM. BUT ARCHIE...
364
00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:20,457
OH, NO, NO, EDITH. WHAT THE
HELL'S GOIN' ON AROUND HERE?
365
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:22,193
YOU GETTIN' A JOB
IN A COLORED STORE,
366
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:23,694
YOU BRING ME HOME A KOSHER CAKE.
367
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,345
THE NEXT THING YOU'LL
HAVE ME SITTIN' AT THE TABLE
368
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:32,469
WITH A YAMAHA ON MY HEAD.
369
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,607
I JUST WANNA HELP,
370
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,909
AND THEY NEED
SOMEBODY IN THE STORE.
371
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,711
NO, THEY DON'T
NEED NOBODY AT ALL.
372
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,413
THEY'RE JUST TELLIN' YOU THAT.
DON'T YOU SEE WHAT THEIR GAME IS?
373
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:46,194
THEY'RE JUST TRYIN' TO BE
FRIENDLY AND DRIVE ME NUTS. OH.
374
00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:48,919
NO, NO, EDITH. NO,
THAT'S A HANDOUT.
375
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,948
THAT'S ALL I CALL
THAT, A HANDOUT.
376
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:52,956
ARCHIE,
377
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,759
IF I DON'T TAKE THIS JOB,
378
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:58,596
WE'LL HAVE TO GO ON WELFARE.
379
00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:00,397
USE FOOD STAMPS.
380
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,636
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THAT?
381
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:09,940
YEAH, EDITH, BUT...
382
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:12,676
BUT, I MEAN, EDITH,
383
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,623
WHAT ARE THE
NEIGHBORS GONNA SAY?
384
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,224
I... I MEAN THE WHITE NEIGHBORS?
385
00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:19,182
LIKE THE McNABBS AND...
AND... AND THE HEFNERS?
386
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:20,451
AND THE MUNSONS?
387
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,854
I MEAN, Y-Y-YOU WORKIN'
IN A COLORED STORE THERE,
388
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,289
WHAT THEY GONNA SAY?
389
00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:30,027
I GUESS, THEY'LL
JUST SAY, "HI, EDITH."
390
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,632
OH, HI, MA.
391
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:37,201
GEE, I'M SORRY YOU
HAD A LOUSY DAY.
392
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:40,571
OH, NO, I DIDN'T. I HAD
A WONDERFUL DAY.
393
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,843
"HAPPY BAR MITZVAH, IRVING."
394
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,213
WHO'S IRVING?
395
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,690
SOME LITTLE JEWISH
KID THAT'S STILL HURTIN'.
396
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:59,557
HEY, EVERYBODY, I
GOT SOME GREAT NEWS.
397
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,792
OOH, WHAT IS IT,
HONEY? WHAT IS IT?
398
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,193
WE'RE HAVING CAKE TONIGHT.
399
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:07,064
TELL US YOUR NEWS, MICHAEL.
400
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:09,099
WHO'S IRVING?
401
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:10,512
YOUR NEWS, HONEY? YOUR NEWS?
402
00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:12,135
OH, YEAH. HEY, I GOT A JOB!
403
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:13,737
WHAT?
404
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,416
ISN'T THAT GREAT? WHAT?
405
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,718
SO DID I.
406
00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:18,419
WHAT? REALLY? WHERE?
407
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:20,088
WHAT? THE JEFFERSON'S
CLEANING STORE.
408
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:23,447
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT IS THAT I
HEARD THE MEATHEAD SAY?
409
00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:24,515
I GOT A JOB.
410
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:26,149
YOU GOT A JOB? YEAH.
411
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:28,452
THAT'S THE GREATEST
NEWS I HEARD ALL YEAR.
412
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:31,688
EH, EDITH, WE'RE SAVED. WE'RE
SAVED BY THE POLISH CAVALRY.
413
00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:35,626
COME ON, OVER HERE,
EDITH, RIGHT NOW.
414
00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:37,472
AND GET YOURSELF
ON THIS PHONE HERE.
415
00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:39,263
WHAT FOR?
416
00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:41,376
YOU'RE GONNA CALL UP THE
JEFFERSONS, THE NUMBER IS RIGHT HERE,
417
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,312
AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL GEORGE
JEFFERSON THAT YOU RESIGN AS OF NOW.
418
00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:46,970
BUT ARCHIE, I WANNA WORK.
419
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:49,173
YEAH, WHY DOES SHE
HAVE TO QUIT HER JOB?
420
00:21:49,242 --> 00:21:53,043
BECAUSE, DIDN'T YOU HEAR? YOUR
HUSBAND, THE MEATHEAD, HAS GOT A JOB.
421
00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:55,078
HE'S GOTTA BE THE
BREADWINNER NOW.
422
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,909
HE'S BACKIN' ME UP, SO YOU GET
OVER HERE, EDITH, AND YOU DIAL.
423
00:22:05,691 --> 00:22:08,525
OK, EDITH, I GOT A
FINGER, TOO. I CAN DIAL.
424
00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:09,927
ARCHIE, PLEASE, DON'T.
425
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:13,530
OH, I CAN DIAL. I CAN... GO
BACK, BACK, BACK, BACK, BACK.
426
00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:15,299
I'LL GET THE NUMBER,
427
00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:17,702
CALL THE JEFFERSONS AND I'LL SAY
428
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,570
WHAT HAS TO BE SAID MYSELF.
429
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,959
NO... THAT'S ALL,
THAT'S ALL, THAT'S ALL.
430
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:24,108
GET OVER HERE, MEATHEAD.
431
00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:26,888
WHAT KIND OF A
JO... HOLD IT, HOLD IT.
432
00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:29,613
UH, HI, THERE, LOUISE.
UH, ARCHIE HERE.
433
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:33,517
UH, IS GEORGE THERE? I WANNA
TALK TO HIM FOR A MINUTE.
434
00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:35,466
YEAH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
435
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:37,488
I'LL TELL HIM.
436
00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:39,634
SO, WHAT KIND OF A
JO... HOLD IT, HOLD IT.
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00:22:39,658 --> 00:22:42,092
HI, THERE, GEORGE.
UH, ARCHIE HERE.
438
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,805
I GOT A COUPLE OF
THINGS TO TELL YOU.
439
00:22:43,829 --> 00:22:45,841
UH, FIRST OF ALL, MY
SON-IN-LAW, MICHAEL,
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00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,063
UH, HE JUST GOT A JOB.
441
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:49,833
YEAH. YEAH.
442
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:51,868
HOLD IT. WHAT KIND
OF A JOB WAS THAT?
443
00:22:51,937 --> 00:22:53,270
TUTORING A KID IN HISTORY.
444
00:22:53,339 --> 00:22:55,072
HEY! HEY, YOU HEAR THAT?
445
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:56,473
TUTORING A KID IN HISTORY.
446
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,942
BRAINWORK, PROBABLY
PAYS HIM A FORTUNE.
447
00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:00,944
YEAH, HOW MUCH YOU
GONNA MAKE A WEEK?
448
00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:02,846
UH, ABOUT $20-$25 A WEEK.
449
00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:04,248
THE KID'S GONNA MAKE...
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00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,591
UH,
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00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:16,905
AND THE OTHER THING I WANT TO
SAY TO YOU, UH, GEORGE, WAS THAT, UH,
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00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:19,230
UH, EDITH HERE WANTS
TO TALK TO LOUISE.
453
00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:21,239
GET AWAY FROM ME.
454
00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:25,902
GET OVER HERE.
GET ON THE BLOWER.
455
00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:28,439
HELLO, LOUISE.
456
00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:32,376
UH, ARCHIE JUST WANTED
TO SAY THANK YOU.
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00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:34,845
YEAH, I'LL BE THERE
IN THE MORNING,
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00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:36,913
9 O'CLOCK SHARP.
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00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:49,627
BETWEEN $20 AND $25 A WEEK?
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00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:54,831
YOU GOT THE NERVE
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00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:57,535
TO EAT CAKE?
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00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:14,996
JOIN US AGAIN NEXT WEEK
WHEN EDITH IS WORKING,
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00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:17,366
GLORIA IS WORKING AND
EVEN MEATHEAD IS WORKING,
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00:24:17,390 --> 00:24:19,022
WHILE ARCHIE SITS AT HOME.
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00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:21,424
ON ALL IN THE FAMILY NEXT WEEK.
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