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Just a minute! One minute!

Yes, come down now. -Not a strong care-taker, are you?

We've got a reservation starting tomorrow. -But we're here early.

Have you made any arrangements? -Everything's arranged.

Here, take the keys.

Please proceed.

Girls! Get Moving!

Go on, move it. Good girls.

Girls! Come here. -Yes, Ma'am.

I'll hold a class at 3 o'clock sharp. Down there.

Collect your specimens and get the whole lot down there.

Understand? At 3 Sharp, then.

Ok. -Ok

This is the Corolla of the flower, as you already know.

Now cut out the Corollas in your specimens.

Wait. Listen..

I want to take a look at Prof. Tri-Pathi's polio-

...stricken crooked face.

Please take the cap off. -What!

Now take your cap off! Else, I'll let the cat out of the bag.

Hey you! Help me in' will you? -Yes, ma'am.

Now get the luggage, will you? -Yes, yes.

Come on, Sulekha. Come on.

Let me help you. -No.

Is he your brother-in-law?

You're obsessed with the ghost of your brother-in-law!

He isn't any ghost! -None lesser, either.

The fellow in here is like a younger sibling.

He's a Professor in English in our college.

Is that Parimal? Coming.. Coming in a minute.

He's a very jovial chap.. and very bright' too.

Welcome!

I've been ringing your bell for so long! Have you been asleep?

It's defective..doesn't ring.

The bells seem to be tolling for me. -What do you mean?

I've got engaged to marry. -With whom?

Let me introduce you.

"Song or music was created first?"

"Song or music was created first?"

"Song or music was created first?"

"Song or music was created first?"

"Both the hearts united at the same time."

"This is a song of love for the world."

"The way hearts unite, melodies unite too."

"The way hearts unite, melodies unite too."

"Music is composed then."

"Let the world hear it.."

Just tonight, please. -Never!

I swear this by you!..

That for at least a month I won't accompany you to any party.

Yes. Now listen.

My Revered Brother-in-law, Haripad,

It is my heartfelt wish that you have the couple en route..

...for Bombay at the earliest. -Apart from healthful aspects..

...of a change of climate..

...the sojourn will help the newly-married..

...in the blossoming of intimacy..

...into a budding relationship for stronger ties.

Watch the fun now.

Not even a month of marriage.. and you're leaving me behind.

Think of meeting again, after a spell of separation.

Big deal! In any case' you'll live in the garage..

...and I' in the bungalow above' even if you don't get caught.

I can always come to you.. or you can come down to me.

No thank you.

Decent girls don't meet drivers on the sly.

The fun of love lies in secrecy, my dear.

But you shouldn't be worried. That will never happen.

You'll be caught before anything of the sort happens.

You've only just heard of him.

You'll know my brother-in-law, when you meet him.

The brother-in-law again!

Tell me, ma'am. Why is GO not GOO? (GOO in Hindi means darn!)

(In Hindi) DADA is daadaa, KAKA is kaakaa and..

...I remember again, that I am married!

Here is someone come from home..

...My wife's home!

The audacity of a driver!

How dare you enter my quarter at this hour of the night?

I beg your pardon.

But I couldn't stand James " Bond" snoring away by my side.

So, I decided to spend the night with you close to you.

Forget not who you are, Pyaremohan.

Stop fooling around' Sulekha.

You don't know how hard it has been for me.

I'd rather call you Pyaremohan. -Why?

Pyaremohan sounds better than Parimal.

So she likes a driver more than a professor?

Why? Are drivers not human beings?

Oh yes, they are.

But when a driver can get his hands on his wife after 7 days..

...he doesn't stand talking like this.

What does he do then?

Shall I show you?

Come. -Hello.

Why have you stopped the car here?

I haven't.

It stopped on its own.

Why? Is the engine overheated? -No, it's cooled down.

Let it heat up while we cool off a bit.

Let's take a breath of fresh air.

What would you like to have, little Ratna?

Ratna wants to have an ice-cream. We'll get you an ice-cream.

Come.

Come mem' come.

I want to come too.

No, don't. The car might be stolen.

That's right.

Take care of the car. I'll take care of your aunt.

And your aunt will take care of your ice-cream.

Isn't that right? Come on..

We should do something..

...so that Ratna goes home and tells them about it.

What do you mean?

Let's sing a song, holding hands.

Aren't you ashamed?

And you're supposed to be a professor!

Just now, I'm merely a driver.

Driver.

"How do flowers blossom in bower?"

"They bloom when they bees caress them."

"In the bower.."

"Why does season of spring entice heart?"

"Why does season of spring entice heart?"

"Everyone sings and dances with buds."

"When buds bloom even heart gets pleasure."

"In the bower.."

"Tell me' when does it happen.."

"Tell me' when does it happen.."

"Don't tease me. It happens when.."

"..Our eyes get locked."

"How do flowers blossom in bower?"

"They bloom when they bees caress them."

"In the bower.."

No. Something seems to be wrong.

Sulekha comes here alone..

...and Pyaremohan is overjoyed.

They crowd over each other in the car and now..

...now..

...they hold hands and sing songs.

I don't like any of this.

What do you mean?

On the first day..

...when I asked her about Parimal, she was hesitant.

And when I asked her, she didn't reply properly either.

And pyaremohan wasn't said..

Pearl necklace around the neck of the monkey.

And it seems that Parimal may not be as good-looking.

The matter is. Now it's not our generation.

Girls, these days, fall for looks, not for virtues.

What! Are you saying that Sulekha and the driver...!

Exactly! I think..

...the two of them were thick before her marriage.

I know it doesn't sound too nice.

But I have a nose for these things.

You'd rather eat than smell this cake.

How can you stand the pristine purity of the language?

He's from your part of the country.

It's you who insisted on purity.

Purity of language, yes. But I never bargained for a madman.

I'll eat the cake and have a song too' Sulekha.

Parimal has already told me that you sing well.

No, not today.. Perhaps some other day.

Don't act pricey, sis-in-law.. Sing a song for us!

Go on, Sulekha..

Sit down, Lata.

Which song do I sing? -Anything you feel like.

Start!

"In this season of bloom.."

"In this season of bloom.. heart will pine."

"Clouds will shower but two hearts can't unite."

"In this season of bloom.. heart will pine."

"Clouds will shower but two hearts can't unite."

"In this season of bloom.."

What do you think, Prashant? -She's very good.

"There is a hurdle between two hearts.."

"There is a hurdle between two hearts.."

"How can I hear the call of love?"

"No matter how much u try.."

"..But two hearts can't unite."

"In this season of bloom.."

"There isn't a casement in this big house."

"There isn't a casement in this big house."

"How can we deceive the world?"

"This breeze will make me stay awake all night."

"..But two hearts can't unite."

"In this season of bloom.."

"This will be a bad year for our love."

"This will be a bad year for our love."

"When it blooms, we'll be in a bad state."

"This garden will spread thorn for us."

"..But two hearts can't unite."

Come over here!

Have you come?

I've been waiting for you so long.

Come and sit here.

Now don't tease me.

Where are you?

Why you have come barefoot?

Why are you hiding?

You haven't even shut the door!

Who are you? -A thief!

Thief! Come out!

Why have you come here? -To steal.

How did you come here? -I climbed up the water pipes.

Weren't you scared?

Oh no! It's an everyday matter.

Let's wake up the household and hand him over to the police.

No, if we call police..

Your brother-in-law will get to know.

I'd have to go back to the garage.

No. You'd rather stay here. I'll be on my way.

But how will you go? -I'll climb down the pipes.

No. You could slip and fall down.

Come' I'll show you the way.

But, if you get caught, I'll kill you!

Don't you worry, friend!

Wish you all the luck! -Shut up! Wishing me luck!

Here, take this.

It's yours. Keep it. Go on.

The door downstairs is open. Go through it.

Friend! -What is it?

It's all a matter of luck really! -What?

You're a bloody thief! I'm a bloody thief as well!

You've got the girl waiting for you. You're going to have fun!

I'm the one who has to go away with my pockets empty.

Can you spare a tenner? -Rogue! Quiet! Quiet!

Well, all right. Please get out of here! Please!

What's the significance of the 'P'?

If there's anyone in this household..

...whose name starts with a 'P'.. -It's..Pyaremohan.

Do you understand it now?

No, I don't. So what if it belongs to him?

Do you know where I picked it up from?

Where?

It was lying right outside your sister's room.

And how did it reach there? -I don't know.

But I did see Pyaremohan tiptoeing out of there.

My God! -We are doomed!

What are we to do? It's going to be a scandal.

And Parimal is going to be here in a few days.

You must find a way out of this.

So you had been to Sulekha's room, have you?

What business have you there?

Please don't ask! I can't tell you!

Oh yes, you will. You certainly will. I'll call the police.

Please don't. There'd be a scandal.

Going to police station. It's not good thing.

Then tell me clearly.. What you were doing there!

Very well.

If I tell

Ever after I got married, I can't spend nights alone.

I miss my wife. Just think of it.

You're newly married and have to spend..

...the nights hearing James snore!

When I couldn't bear it anymore, I went to Ms Sulekha..

...to consult her on whether I must resign the job.

And you had gone there at 12 in the night to ask this question!

What's the matter?

Brother-in-law is very agitated..and so are you!

Is it because Pyare had come to my room last night?

Aren't you ashamed? Why did he go to your room?

That's what brother-in-law is asking Pyare.

Why don't you ask him? -I'm asking you. -I won't tell you.

Why won't you? -What's going on?

Good of you to have come.

Will you tell sister what transpired last night?

You know of it from Pyaremohan.

She's dying to hear of it.

If Pyare disturbed you last night..

...you should've informed us this morning.

I could ask you the same.

Shouldn't you have spoken to me once before interrogating Pyaremohan?

I didn't ask you because..it wouldn't have been decent of me.

And I didn't tell you because it was insignificant.

Insignificant!

A servant steals into your room at night! Insignificant!

He may have come stealthily, but not to steal!

It might be foolish on his part' not dishonorable.

You're making mountains out of molehills.

Mountains indeed! Nevertheless, we don't like all this.

What if Parimal gets to know...? -He has seen me and Pyaremohan.

He has seen us sing together.

Do as you wish when Parimal's here.

But till he arrives, I won't permit this.

What a scandal! Sulekha! -What's wrong with her?

Sulekha and that driver have left together!

Without informing you!

Tea. -That was quick. The tea, I mean.

You'll teach me Botany, won't you?

Certainly! You sing well, don't you?

My brother-in-law must have told you that.

Don't worry. I won't bore you.

Don't you say! Music is a very nice thing.

You must sing a song.

I will, if you give me a few lessons in Botany.

A beautiful girl like you should've taken up Literature not Botany.

Botany may be difficult, but it's interesting, nevertheless.

Look at literature.

It's not difficult. It's interesting too.

You write books on Botany and advocate the cause of literature.

What I mean to say is that the apparent truth may not be true..

...and that which may not be apparent, may yet be true!

I understand. You're looking for excuses to avoid teaching me.

It's foolish of me, really. I'm not in your league.

Well, did he teach you anything? -He's a jolly good fellow.

I've begun to like him too.

God knows why Sulekha did such a thing.

I've already studied the Corolla last night.

I studied it! -Oh, have you already!

Will you tell me why is a Marigold not a flower?

What did you said? Please repeat it.

Why is a Marigold not a flower?

The cauliflower is not a flower.

So also a marigold isn't a flower. -You're pulling my leg.

Yesterday, the Corolla turned Karela

And now, Marigold is Cauliflower.

That's just the point.

That which is apparent isn't true! And how can a truth not be so?

The lobster isn't a fish.

And a sweet made out of milk isn't milk.

Your brother-in-law has come to meet you, Parimal.

Why? Well' where is he? -Sitting inside.

Ok.

He's a strange one.

Had I known it, I'd never had married her.

Please don't say these things. -What else must I say then?

Matters must be decided once and for all.

What sort of a decision? -Regarding the marriage.

I'll think of it when the time comes. Now, I'll be moving.

I'm giving Botany lessons to vasudha.

Vasudha is a very good girl. One in a million!

She must be waiting for me.

Now where is he?

I am innocent, yet weighed down by circumstances.

You couldn't find such a character even in literature!

I can't speak my heart to the one I desire.

And I can't have desire for the one I speak to.

You cannot understand my compulsions, Vasudha.

Sulekha might also have been forced by her circumstances.

The trouble is, your heart fills with love for Sulekha..

...but not for me!

Not love. No, not even sympathy.

You have not cared for my heart.

Not my name, vasudha. My heart.

I'm not the right person for comments about Sulekha.

And, what if I have to speak of you?

About me? -Yes. I think of you day and night.

And I feel so deeply for you. You're the only one I can tell.

How can I say that to your sister? -Mr. Tripathi!

I don't like you saying that. Sulekha is like a sister to me.

She's mine, too. Oh well, never mind!

I don't want your help in my studies.

What's the matter? Why are you going away?

I have some work.

Why are you trying to avoid me?

I'm not trying to do any such thing.

You're misunderstanding me. I came this morning to meet you.

And you're going away. My bad-luck.

Am I misunderstanding you?

Is it proper to try and seduce a girl even after one is married?

I'm not what you take me for.

I thought you are a gentleman. -You're wrong!

No! I mean' I'm a gentleman. But..

I respected you.

But you've forced me to hate you, Professor Tripathi.

You don't understand me, do you? -I want to understand nothing!

Till such time that Sulekha doesn't come here..

...don't even try to speak to me!

But I'm quite genuine! And I'm not acting this out.

And that's why I've told you everything.

Can I give you a flower?

What happened? -Nothing! You must study!

Flower, big and small..

What are we to do now? My sister would suspect us.

Let's go somewhere else.

Your husband's friend.

Can't you even utter his name!

Show me the ring.

Why is 'S' carved on it?

It's a letter from my name, vasudha.

It's the "S" -You're a jerk.

It's the "S" of Sulekha, that he has given to you.

Why do you mention Sulekha?

Get out! Get out of here!

Please don't get excited. It's bad for your health.

Is your stammering a new ploy? -Only when in anger.

And I also speak Urdu with a stammer.

No! That can't be! Please save my marriage

Please take me to him. I beg of you!

I swear it! I'm innocent!

Let's hurry, Raghav.

Which car' Sahib? The Fiat or the Mercedes?

Don't you dare touch any of my cars! Get out! Get out!

Please let him come along. If he isn't there..

...I won't be able to prove my innocence.

She's right, let's take him along. -All right. Let's go!

You'd rather wear it' sir.