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okay my format be can I

I will try not to but us to forget your

name and I'll find and

face along

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when I go home

I've been too late

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when I fell over

my friends can head out a way back

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is about money right now so my thanks

hey it's me I don't know if you're not

answering because you're still the

funeral or because you just don't want

to talk but either way I think you're

being pretty out of line and totally

unfair with all this you know it's you

that's making this so uncomfortable not

me all right thing you know I had I had

just as much right to be there as you

and so what if she's our aunt you know

she's my aunt too just a just a a ex

aunt in law or whatever but so what

you know it's enough to justify me being

there and you didn't mean to give me

[ __ ] because I brought carnations okay I

didn't get them because I was cheap I

got them I got them because I actually

thought they were nice and and I didn't

know any better all right besides if she

had her way she probably wouldn't want

any [ __ ] flowers to begin with

considering our batter allergies are or

whatever and you know what you want to

talk you know about tact you know the

most tacky thing there with with you you

bringing your your cheesy as a boy toy

on a hot date to a [ __ ] funeral okay

that's pretty [ __ ] tacky if you ask

me okay which new guy is he is he that

is he the one with all the played out

tattoos the tribal armband and the

Chinese symbol for power and Celtic and

Egyptian [ __ ] that he picked off the

wall at random class one if you would

like to rerecord your message please ask

you if you would like to give a [ __ ]

please press 3 your picnic option press

4

oh yes record message channel hey it's

me give me a call back

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yeah

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you're gonna get a good a good

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didn't in Connecticut

but you guys wanted to see me yeah take

a seat do it

slight change that we need to make okay

we are going to need you to let Alvin go

ooh you mean this fire we're gonna need

you to let him go for us okay

what what for what happened uh just just

tell them that it wasn't working out

that it wasn't a wasn't a perfect match

that the the synergy was not correct

when you want me to tell him right now

would would be ideal and also you could

then go in taking over some of his

duties on the floor would be great well

that's not that's not what I do

I mean I'm I'm about that I mean I I

don't I did that a long time ago and

well that's it's just not my scene and

those guys those guys they're always

farting on each other and and and

lighting each other's farts and and this

you know and I'm calling each other

[ __ ] tits sure I'm sure

it means a lot to us your your

willingness to help us out

neither is a tough thing you know

anytime a void has created so on

everyone tellin us

wait is it visit temporary its temporary

for now it would be really terrific if

you could take

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Kyle and how's it going Terry and Kurtis

want asked that I come talk to you I'm

afraid that we have to let you go

you mean like fired yes

no like just guilt letting you go they

say why just that it wasn't working out

look I I just you know I I don't know

why they didn't say why I was playing

for you I'm just a puppet and you know

they told me what to say I'm just you

know regurgitating it to you and I'm you

know I'm I'm you know right there with

you on this side I'm just I'm just doing

you think tape let me finish taking [ __ ]

first yes

totally there I don't want to rush you

or anything we don't know you know

you're getting take as much time as you

need

really to do with everything we do we

typically do it to it

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I know a little bit a bit of everything

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excuse me yeah you seen that cat is this

one yours yeah I'm afraid it is

why'd you call it Goliath

I just seemed like a cool name I don't

know I got him a long time ago did he

run away from you

no I doubt at least he's not

intentionally he what you wouldn't do

that

I I'm sure he's just confused and in a

wandered away he's very happy he's

really old if it's fancy you think maybe

someone stole it

probably not he's a he's a total

sweetheart but he's he's not a show cat

or purebred or anything like that just I

don't know this neighborhood used to be

good I've lived here about nine years

just last month I got my house appraised

and went down 5% because there's a sex

offender in the neighborhood now and I

can't believe it are you serious yep

where does he live a couple of blocks

that way I think in Sweetbriar I looked

it up online in the sex offender

database weird I never thought of anyone

like that lit lived in theirs in our

area you know it's terrible is what it

is it's just terrible yeah it's really

strange well thanks for the information

and you know I'm offering a reward so

keep on the lookout got to see anything

okay good luck thank you

I took up the sample through the master

talker huh say my name baby

reach in there grab it off Ron I got bit

by a black widow

come on I've seen it the ocean is I love

that many strangers preparing to like

garlic a bit of liquid water left over

that's

Danglars with a graffiti here no you

thinking that they do there's a robotics

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hello I know I know I know I know

look I'm just running a few minutes late

almost there I'll be there in a second

okay okay okay

all right be there in a sec bye-ah

it's a very popular place no it's off of

Wichita I think no I didn't hear but I'm

glad that you told me in case I run into

them only steak fingers okay oh the

other guy he's here now

all right I will talk to you later yeah

tonight okay bye bye how are you sorry

I'm late you know we're gonna charge by

the hour don't you yeah we do have this

on it to work let's see where to begin

our gold and you'll be lime I need

initials here here and signatures on

these petals

Oh change doctor here here and initial

on these tabs

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better

what look

we're never going to come to a consensus

as to who did what first and that's fine

okay but there's one thing I want to

make clear what it's worth on my end it

would it was just two fingers okay

that's it nothing and and and so in my

opinion a couple of fingers don't count

all right um I just want to say that I

don't even want to learn and that is

eaten even though and even though it

didn't work out for you and that guy in

the long run you know which is why I get

you now with that tattoo gentlemen you

know what you did was was out of love

you're cheating

it was out of love mine was just out of

dumb lust which barely counts you know

is nothing it may as well have been with

a piece of meat seriously I mean you

know love is everything okay I mean so

what I did is like nothing in comparison

to you I mean it was just too [ __ ]

fingers do you understand that you

understand or nothing that is are you

done are you look but I'm not trying to

change anything I'm just trying to say

okay great

right apart cuz when I smoked and

friends are asked me out

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did you metaphor specific cell type role

from his wife have you heard of you know

when people get that Bush broom mustache

then what was that guy's played magnum

p.i Tomsula

Tom Selleck they call that a net duster

a duster yeah

that's where that type of it's a good

little slang term for that type of Bush

broom mustache she said this is for

Carlos and took off her shirt and my

friend Brendan was filming her the whole

time later I went to the eighth-grade

dance and she showed up and had someone

get me to come out there and she was in

an overcoat it's nothing underneath look

when you drink the key loads you get

sick off the kilo you know I mean it is

it takes seven years after you to be

able to even smell the stuff again

because that's when how long take every

stone your body took place you have one

cell left in your body that still

doesn't like to keel if you're going to

I don't lose it whatever but all your

fingernails your heart muscles every

brain regenerate yourself I have been

here for seven years that means

basically is doing where we going

everybody good welcome to our world

[ __ ] kid welcomes all wasted

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are you Chad P Franklin why whoa

look up I know what you did okay

everyone in the whole neighborhood dies

you know this used to be a really nice

place here

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this is a really nice place this awesome

attitude is that all you gave over here

fun yes but to go back inside as it is

doing my business if I saw like this -

whatever okay

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that'll is private investigator hi I've

been the 2:30 appointment

I'm looking for the office but uh but

I'm finding the addresses boutique yes

that's my wife's business right through

the front I'll be oh okay

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hi

how are you Oliver Salvage VI nice to

meet you thank you for your time oh I

guess I should tell you up front that I

have a I have a coupon from the phone

book

this is an ad not a coupon really so how

can I help you well okay basically I

wanted to find out about enlisting your

services I have a cat that was very dear

to me that was recently killed and I

wanted to find out what happened mm how

was it killed by a car and by a person

driving a car near your house same

general neighborhood yeah I believe the

car swerved to intentionally hit the cat

you know presumably murder well

technically that's not murder

intentionally or unintentionally animals

are killed only humans can be murdered

and of course only very important humans

can be assassinated but I'm going to be

straight with you it's unfortunate but

this is not the kind of thing that I

cover I deal with more traditional

things surveillance insurance fraud

whatnot I don't mean to sound callous

but this is just not my cup of tea

roadkill that sort of thing happens all

the time it's just Nature's Way well I

don't know if this will make any

difference or not but for what it's

worth I I do have a lead as to who I

think the culprit may be well then you

seems like you don't really need me

after all

how's it going do you know about the

tray of non-dairy creamers we keep on

the wall in the break room yes well it

seems that someone went in and decided

to squeeze them really hard

exploding them and making a big mess do

you know anything about that no are you

sure yeah but I really might want to go

ask the other guys well you see we took

a look at the security camera footage

and we happen to see you in the break

room squeezing these creamers hard and

exploding them what do you have to say

about that

do you want to talk about it

no no that's okay well one either had to

go into the break room and clean up that

big mess it was a paying for her very

unfortunate well you know true it was

lousy yeah it is well anyway if you need

me I'll be in my office

feel free to call me send me an email or

contact me in any other way again we're

all disappointed in you so why don't you

just stand here and think about this for

a while

okay

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what do you want I saw every weren't for

the milk anymore wait hear me out okay

look I got something important to say

what it's worth I'm sorry okay Alex my

part

speaking counter phone I said for what

it's worth I'm sorry my part I'm

whatever hello hello

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ah I didn't want to hung up on purpose

or we just got disconnected take a while

gasps oh yeah well get a load of this

Goliath has been killed murdered what do

you think of that Oh

Hey

do the [ __ ] they called [ __ ]

did

No yeah we'll check this [ __ ] out

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why

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look how he's doing here what happened

to Goliath then your business you

telling your Z never what okay I had him

way before I knew you

okay so what happened to him

are you talking with me here did

something really wrong it's fine okay

there's a stick or a string or and D

right here

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standard American roads leading

overcrowded big about he demonstrated

the protest he was really good at sweet

what are you [ __ ] didn't know let me

on my head left

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yeah turn

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you

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I'm sorry

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okay

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crying

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along

you

yeah

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