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so

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see you downstairs john

buddy time to get up

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here we go

you got a heavy date nope varsity match

guy i'm wrestling is allergic to alcohol

so he uses vaseline under his pits

i use it after she does the thrill of

victory the ankeny of aftershave

i'm not too shy go for it come on

i said dad i wanted to talk to you about

something too you need money

no no it's not money

well sort of in a way it's uh it's about

college

you heard from stanford the wrestling

scholarship came through

no i haven't heard anything oh it's a

listen

looked at about stanford i really care

it's a great school buddy really great

you know i wanted to go there

study law but you get sidetracked

you get married raise a family you guys

are ready

be right there there you go

what's that for thanks for being with me

i don't think i've seen nothing yet come

on get out of here

i'm late talk to you later

listen mommy you gotta help me with that

i can't talk buddy we've been over this

before

i hate the idea i really do i'm not

getting into it with your father

it's your fight i'm asking some time off

i mean i just can't handle four more

years right now

he'll be 19 instead of 18 big deal big

deal

you'll put off college one year then two

then you'll get a job you'll make some

money

and wind up like dad you're terrific

buddy

he wants something better for you than

he had that's not what i mean

stanford's outrageously expensive and it

hasn't been exactly raining money around

here lately

i'm even sure i want to be a lawyer i

don't know what i want to be

anyway it was his idea for me to go

there i

the guy changes you know he grows up

you're so grown up you talk to him

honey have you seen my briefcase oh

there it is

coffee's still hot i got a listing

waiting oh i'll be late tonight dan's

office party remember

uh talk to your son he has a problem i

spoke to him this morning

uh not arm wrestling eddie talking i

will i promise

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bye

got your wall to wall carpeting fine in

the dam

fully landscaped yard there's a lot of

bucks there there's a nice

house to raise kids great neighborhood

do you think they'd come down to a

hundred thousand

hey that's uh it's tough it's tough

right now you're both working and then

with a baby coming it's it's

uh it's gonna be tough but everybody

deserves a house of their own

hmm that's the american dream right i

think we can borrow most of the down

payment

but it's the monthly payment that'll

kill me well let's say that you make the

debt

you take out a short-term loan you keep

the payments low

and then later on you you get a better

job

yeah forget it

forget it those loans are a rip-off

they'll hit you with a balloon payment

down the line and break your back

let me work on this house is right for

you kids and i want you

in it i'm talking about the right

attitude look at the tad question take a

look at the record he's got that i mean

look at that

3 million 750 thank you very much

hi charlie how are you good to see

oh you can't be number one forever well

the kid's moving big money homes i'm

strictly meat and potatoes man

well we all know where that market went

to the return of the ten percent

interest

i'm into that excuse me that robin

hey ronnie vinnie

how you doing i came down on my loan

request huh oh eddie come on this is a

party come on

are the kids gonna clear the loan

committee or not lady they read out

lousy

his gross income stinks she's pregnant

and out of a job in three months

i can't show that to the committee tell

him to buy a mobile home

come on let's have a drink

the loan came up sour now don't don't

get upset there are other houses

i know i know you you had your heart set

on that one but we'll find

something else we'll i'll hit the

listings and i'll find something that's

uh

something that's more affordable yeah

so i'll call you soon yeah

all right yeah sure you bet take care

dan is looking for you

oh dear don't tell me

i know your cat died

i lost the last sale bottoms up

ouch well i think you're still the best

salesman that dan hatton ever had

there things are gonna pick up i needed

that last closing

i'm not just poor kids i'm extinct

hey why should i make myself crazy

dude

what's the matter stop looking at me

like i'm some kind of an axe murderer

really it's okay everybody's doing it

anyway it's friday

so come on i'm a scotsman

well that'll rot your liver that's for

sure

see no looney tunes still

smiling okay why do you do that stuff

same reason you drink and i don't makes

me feel good

you want to dance let's go

hotshot the emperor's about to make his

speech

as a lot of you know transallied

properties has been talking to me about

an acquisition merger

on wednesday this week i put the old

john the hancock on the papers

and i can officially welcome you to the

west coast office of trans allied

properties incorporated

daniel h hatton president okay

he didn't tell you did he

hey kiddo okay come on now you knew we

were talking you promised me dan

three had three people when i first came

here you got

50. and you helped put him here now come

on this is stanley i'll take care of you

haven't i right

well where's my partnership i don't see

my name up there it's a corporate buyout

eddie even my name isn't up

i thought you were my friend hey

eddie don't do that to me what are you

doing home so early

mind you inviting in

for your information that was your son

i went to the movies with him and howie

now don't you feel dumb

honey you whoo

come on come on eddie i'm flattered that

you're jealous

hey don't be that way

what's the matter with you

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gonna be

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hey eddie my man thanks for coming on

down there

really tight went online why don't you

try tying the key

to your belt the next time right junior

hey come on hey eddie come on we're both

broke

hey i owe you one okay

oh come on in eddie gotta check this

place

so how you liking it

what were you in before cars moriartz

actually

you don't like selling houses i like

making money

you oughta try it eddie lose some weight

huh get yourself some clothes

noddy you're very good at selling

crackers their boxes but when it comes

to luxury homes you just don't know the

market

you're a snob absolutely

and i intend to be a very rich snob

you don't mind going out the back way do

yeti

uh i'm in a meeting there one of my

salesmen eddie gant

why don't i talk to you later dan nice

meeting both of you

excuse me

hey kiddo what the hell is going on a

year ago we were talking partnership all

of a sudden

i'm i'm one of your lousy salesmen well

they're new to me eddie

now give me some time i'll bring you up

i promise i'm on a luxury listing

now why rock the boat but in a few

months things will loosen up mid-range

buyers

will come hell with mid-range buyers

you've got an ex-boat salesman out there

that's not yet dry behind the ears he's

leading the pack

i want in dan eddie stay with what you

know at least

number one for 10 years 10. i brought

the best people in here i trained them

i did it you owe me for that damn

dad's been coming up cold on one of my

exclusives

i'll flop it over to you

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are you going to let it out or what no

it's um

something at the office business it has

nothing to do with you

i'm in the line of fire well honey who

am i going to yell at the lady next door

hmm dan sold out

trans ally everybody's nervous

you knew that was coming well you know a

train is coming too but you don't think

it's gonna hit you

i asked for a luxury listing and dan

agreed

i would have walked and he knew it

isn't your kind of market is it you too

huh

family housing is a graveyard we're

living on savings for six months and my

own wife doesn't think that i can handle

a new market well look i've got news for

you just

understand this honey selling is selling

eddie don't talk to me like i'm a child

you've always been a salesman we've had

good years

and bad years never like it is now never

not where i am in my life we're not

exactly on food stamps

we'll survive great we'll survive

why don't you tell that to the bank when

our house payment comes due huh

just tell them we're surviving or tell

stanford we're surviving

and we'll owe him buddy's tuition well

that's one off your shoulders because

your son has decided he doesn't want to

go to stanford

why did he decide that he's been working

up his courage to talk to you he

wants to take a year off find himself or

something

find himself

kids buddy isn't you he

doesn't want the same things please come

on

subject of buddy is close it's closed

you like the hand take a picture numbers

are my life

numbers are his life how many times you

take the cpa test

they don't kill you for trying right

eddie i'm sorry what'd you say is that

the guy's got it right not to give up no

matter how old he is

right we're playing poker doing career

testing come on it's a half to you

where my hands are

how can one guy go to the bathroom so

many times in the night

what's he got a girl in there

okay zachary takes her morty takes

three

he all takes one all right come on

hey come on you got two pair there what

are you doing taking arithmetic lessons

from zach

county takes more brains than pedal

pushing i'm a dealership i sell quality

bicycles

okay suckers what's happening we playing

we're playing here

no it's the bets to you all right

now look at that pot god save me from

accountants playing my hand

i read pulled

kings i win and you lose

hey come on what are you doing come on

listen i need to be a white blanket but

let's call

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come on we used to play all night here

yeah look at some other still got wives

we got to go home to the morning and put

a lid on it huh stewie hey you guys miss

you were going home to what i got making

happen

okay all right open up oh what time come

on

open up for you're gonna break your neck

oh damn i do good work huh

what is it eddie i know you 18 years man

and dentist you've got a crisis i can

see it in your teeth

look at him he's smiling what is it you

and barbara come

on get out of the house choco there's a

world out there

look at me better than i was at 20 huh

give me a shot

give me a shot right here huh that's 17

pounds i lost since i met jackie

you have had that room come on

get out of it go home to your bath bath

boom

i reversed the aging process he makes

fun

come on come

on come on let's get some breath

later buddy buddy come on hey buddy

what's happening come on come on we

gotta go dancing come on

i just wrestled feed him boys go home

dying

come on come on what kind of drugs are

feeding dr

moore too much beer yeah no way

so how was your match when there were

guys the wimps we killed them

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hell are you going to be home on the

weekend no water skiing

how these folks went into hawke and

bought a condo seems really dumb on his

old man salary

what is it with you kids huh why are you

always down on what parents do

you know we break our backs to make life

a little bit better for you all you can

do is moan about how dumb we are she

told you about stamping the year off

right

why don't you want to go to college i'm

just asking for some time off

to find out what i want to do i mean i

just spent 12 straight years in school

and now everyone expects me to

keep up the steamroller and be some kind

of lawyer or something

i i don't even like law you said you did

we used to talk about it i was 14 dad

come on

so be anything that you want what is

wrong with going to the best college

nothing if you can afford it what is it

with everybody all of a sudden you don't

think that i can afford it

huh you're talking to me i built that

office from the ground up i was number

one on the charts for ten years running

ten

every two years a new car who the hell

does he think he is

calling me one of his salesmen what are

you talking about

the issue is closed you're going to

stanford you can study walls

you're going

why are we doing this honey you know you

hate dance house parties i'm supposed to

meet the luxury market buyers

i build dan's business he buys the big

beach house

selling fancy homes to big buyers

this isn't you i'll change my image

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hi barbie sweetheart how are you listen

mingle have a drink the bars up there

i'll be around

hey eddie um eyes open some hot listings

here

managed to make me feel so unwelcome

even when he's kissing me

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we've got a step meeting like this you

know bruce newman don't you eddie

conrad's back home department oh yeah

sure how are you doing great perfect you

look uncomfortable

well nobody told me it was a swim party

no these people are barracudas they

cruise in

pets and they eat outsiders so watch it

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do me a favor kiddo don't embarrass

yourself come

come on this is business let them get

sloshed if they want to

you need your eyes and your ears to

sense the deal i shouldn't have to tell

you that

i'll go wash my face on me that's the

idiot i know in love

hey ted come here

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whoops do you mind if i just wash up

rob's telling me about you thinks you're

a terrific guy great salesman

i appreciate that says you're in trouble

in a dead market

you know i used to be a lot like you a

lot of

big money customers to handle and found

out they were handling me

i learned to listen make myself

deceptive

i never never push i gain their trust

they give me their business it's simple

i've been watching you kind of like a

student of people

you're afraid of this crowd so you

shove yourself in a corner and get

quietly smashed

you never sell them unless you're one of

them

now go ahead everybody needs a boost

once in a while it's not addictive

no i tried grass while it's just made me

dizzy

this won't make you feel anything but on

top of things in control

no thanks suit yourself

you know i may be speaking out of turn

but when you find something that makes

life easier i say go for it

what do you think makes tad work 16

hours a day

um

that stuff it doesn't uh

doesn't make you act crazy or anything

do i seem crazy

how do you do it just like i did

i feel like an idiot

okay now the other side

you can breathe eddie it's not grass

so what do i do now

now you go out and enjoy

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are you signaling the cheerleader in the

bikini barb we ought to think about

moving to the beach terrific traffic

flow kitchen to the sand in one motion

we get a house moving move the place

down to a beach slot put up a volleyball

court to be truthful great really

you're not driving home hockey's hey

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hey

hey charlie come here

eddie you reading my notes on marche

yeah

frenchman investments or something not

or something

did you call him personally he's in

europe his wife's gonna be there look

i've been down the pike a few times

eddie they're not buying three in a den

these people demand special treatment

so what do you want me to do sleep with

a lady if that's what it takes

they loosen up they'll love you

how do you do i'm eddie gant hatton

realty

hello i'm mrs limpo and i will interpret

from madame mache

how do you do

as you can see the room is is quite

large

very nice for entertaining for parties i

tell you they don't make them like this

anymore and the dining room oh

i want to show you the kitchen it's just

been remodeled

it's one of the nicest in the kitchen

the kitchen's for servants and madame

mache does not go into the kitchen

the the terrace is is very lovely it

opens

out from the dining room as you can see

on one of the most beautiful views that

you

uh hello hello

uh the view is is quite lovely

uh

hi there sailor you knew in town oh hey

robin how's it going

oh same old grind ted said today was

your big day how did it go

um definitely fall back wow that's

fabulous no

it was a real stinker huh yeah murphy's

law

everything that could go wrong well the

luxury market's different

you're a quick study you'll get into it

eddie look we've been friends for over

five years anytime you want to talk over

your problems you just give me a call

you can come over tonight if you like

i'm a great listener

hey i can handle it it's a friend in

need you know

it's no burden here's my address

and don't be shy five again

hi eddie how did it go fine

i'm so happy for you yeah she was

a chinese or something anyway you loved

the house you really loved it

listen why don't why don't we uh

grab a steak after work just just the

two of us

oh honey i'm not even going to get home

for dinner i'm loaded here

how about a rain check for tomorrow

tomorrow

uh what yeah yeah it's terrific listener

are you okay you sound funny

i'm great i'm great i'll i'll talk to

you later

okay honey

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i called barbara to go to dinner but uh

now that poor girl she's up to her neck

and work

i won't tell that a promise

how about a drink nothing for me

wow sit down take a load off

rob tells me he didn't do so well first

time out

that's an understatement i bombed

well it takes a certain finesse i mean

not that i think you can't develop it

dad had his problems in the beginning

too i helped him put some leaves

together

i think i'll have a scotch

[ __ ] thing guys neat

you know we ought to get together for

lunch sometime i'm always getting leads

in the loan department

you get rolling you make the deals i'll

make the loan

sounds great thank you

i really think i'll leave you two alone

oh

you sound like the ancient mariner i

mean everyone blows his sail once in a

while just give it some time

time's not on my side

you listen to him time isn't on my side

i saw you at dan's i mean you didn't

look like a guy ready for the

unemployment line

how about something light who's for

stir-fry you cut the bok choy i'll make

the appetizer you got it

i made a fair-sized buy from a friend

i let a little out here a little there

and customers at the bank

like people i trust you understand

this stuff's like a commodity in some

circles

better than money sometimes i don't deal

anything

whatever it costs me i get it back my

profit comes from maintaining a

good business relationship it's really

expensive isn't it

yeah but the movers and shakers don't

care they're too busy making money

i go a couple times a week tops purely

recreational

i'm gonna afford it

oh thank you kind sir

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oh

ah

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so tell me where the problem is maybe i

can help you

you're looking at him my hand alone

shrinks around the fifth floor

true don't you let him be flip with you

because bruce knows this market real

well

i mean all you've got to do is get with

the energy flow and those people can

smell desperation a mile off

and everybody's into one bigger house

fancier car be somebody do something

it's all a game i mean all you got to do

is learn how to play it you see there

are the watchers and the doers

the watchers watch the doers do and

wonder why they can't scrape together

the price of a ticket

booze is going to kill yeti i had this

friend four drinks zipped right over the

la jolla cliffs guy's got broccoli for

brains am i right rob boos will kill you

yeah every time

you um do you mind if i

if you're kidding so it's four

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uh

all right

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come on i'm trying to fix my speakers

hey why don't we call it truce huh

listen i got this thing all figured out

you forget college for now you take two

years in the army they train you

to or whatever you get paid you add that

money to the college fund you come out

you're older

wiser you travel they send you to

germany japan wherever

you learn a language you learn to trade

you take on anything you want huh

huh join the army you're serious

well of course i'm serious you get out

in the world you get your head on

straight to make some really good moves

for a change really good moves

i mean you like the physical stuff don't

you huh huh

well you march around you you run a few

miles basic train you feel great

really great what do you want to go all

over the country for running here and

running there

in the army you do something that's

constructive

what do you think i think it sucks

sucks huh the best idea i ever had and

you said sex

really bad you didn't say that didn't

you

don't let go of it it's a good idea

you think about it

that was beginning to worry i stopped

for a couple of drinks

are you hungry you want a sandwich no

i'm gonna take off a couple of pounds

hey what are you doing you know we ought

to rearrange these shelves the access is

all wrong the glasses should be over

here with the sink you got the

the spices here that doesn't really make

any drinks did you use the white tornado

yeah yeah you love it when you're in

your sexy work clothes

eddie i've had this skirt since buddy

was in junior high

and you look so good dinner i love it

chinese lady must have made an offer oh

no no i just got my act together hate

against me

killer out there

hey what's with him i don't know must

have a good day

say stop for a few drinks bizarre

parental behavior

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so

so

eddie yeah let me in uh

just a minute

when you start locking the door i didn't

always walk

catching a cold allergies

what are you looking at i'm not a pretty

woman

really embarrassing me hmm

second time tonight you made me a little

off i can't make a loot over to you

who can i make a loot over to him

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now that is an incredibly absolute

and it can be enjoyed from every room in

the house you notice how the living area

here

flows right out into the dick and one

graceful sweet

real indoor outdoor living it's it's

really spectacular

yes

hey morty you boozing alone

i almost didn't realize with you too

plunk

i i don't wear it much

wrote have given you a bad time about to

support payments

pulled me wrong too somebody's suing you

no i'm just uh i'm a little depressed

that's

all i'm sleeping lousy you know

i'm just getting old oh come on

everybody gets old but not my whole

buddy mort the original go

get em kid hey come on eight months and

she walks out

one minute she's there and now i got

empty closets

who uh you mean vavoom

jackie

look at me

look at me eddie who am i gonna attract

at my age

hey she was just a kid i couldn't keep

up with her

i tried i worked 10 12 hours a day

i had to party with jackie well maybe

maybe you need to see a doctor i am a

doctor you jackass

hey you know what i mean eddie listen to

me i'm losing everything

my practice is going to hell i'm

spending money like it was water you

need money

no no no no no it's not it's not money

eddie please

listen hey wait hold that thought friend

of mine just came in

order miss scott hey where you going

hey you're looking great dropped a

couple of inches huh

working on it so um

how do we do this this isn't a mafia

meeting

did you put the money in an envelope

give me that

i'll give you this

seems like an awful little bit for 250.

good quality

oh give me a call on thursday i got a

line on a couple of prospects

hey mario what are you doing uh no

you're uh you

you're busy i'll i'll catch you later no

no no sit down we're talk

talk's not gonna do it for me anymore

eddie

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so

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hey what do you think huh what do you

think huh

hair's not too dark huh i don't want to

look unnatural

excuse me but my husband left the house

this saturday morning and now this other

guy shows up in his cadillac and leather

jacket

come on get in i'll take you for a ride

hey what's going on we can't afford a

car like this

hey honey i got a goodbye smithsonian

went into escrow i'm good for twenty

thousand

twenty 000. that's fine but shouldn't we

have talked about this i mean a new car

this whole transformation honey don't

ruin it for me i mean just don't ruin it

i want to enjoy a few things while i

still can i'm not going to be a 47 year

old loser you're not a loser

eddie you don't have to prove anything

i'm not trying to prove anything you

want to go for a lousy ride or not

yeah i want to go for a lousy ride you

don't mind the lousy dirt on your clean

seats get in the lousy car

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uh

hey it's four in the morning

huh you're kidding i thought it was

midnight hey barb you know that old beat

up spying style next to the ball listing

i could get the owner to take back a

land lease we could go in there with a

bulldozer cleared the place we'd have a

five-acre lot

we could make a profit of two hundred

thousand dollars easy real easy look

what time it is

stop it got em this time the games that

you can play in six figures i mean the

money

that's in this town it's incredible

eddie i'm worried about you

i know you love what you're doing and

everything is going so well for you but

we never see you you're up till all

hours you're sleeping late

maybe it's hypertension i want you to

call dr martin

honey there is nothing i'm fine

i mean i just got these deals whizzing

around in my head that's all

lately everything moves at double time

lately it's always lately

barbara there is nothing that is wrong

with me i'm fine

that is exactly what i'm talking about

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hello rhoda

no it's okay what's wrong oh my god when

well how how did it happen kids

no do you want us to come over

no if you need anything you call us

eddie will find him i'm sure he'll be

fine

okay honey bye

morph room try to commit suicide

morty did what he

used a hunting rifle then bullet went

through his collarbone

i can't believe it i mean i saw him

uh what it was just a few weeks ago

i mean he seemed like he was a little

bit down but

jackie that kid that was

i mean she she took off on him but i

mean what is just not the kind of a gang

what kind of a person tries to kill

himself with a hunting rifle

hey morning tooth fairy told me to tell

you you're putting her out of work

how are you doing oh i'm great i'm fine

i like getting out of the house driving

200 miles without sleep

so what happened marty

i missed yeah why didn't you tell me

hmm i was sat with you got drunk with

you whatever

i mean this is just crazy that's

all

you listen to me morty

whatever you need place to stay

talk you got it you understand

because you're going to be all right

you're going to be fine listen

don't talk just listen

i've been doing very bad things

cooking a lot of it

i want you to go home now i'm okay

it's a place i can go

it'll take some time that i can beat it

i don't believe it i mean it's not that

dangerous you know people are taking the

stuff

all over the place you sure this is not

uh depression or something

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mm-hmm

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please

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eddie i want you to meet jack traylor

eddie it's pleasure come on board

hope you didn't have any trouble finding

us couldn't miss it eddie i'd like to

have you meet my wife

tony hello eddie sit down sit down thank

you

bruce says you're absolutely fabulous at

finding a great program

eddie's got a talented nose

oh we sailed down uh several times a

year to see tony's mother

we'd like something near the marina say

about 700

000 700 hey that's terrific marina is a

great place water boats

tony i bet you like to cook huh glass

and wood architect design

huh huh am i right he's absolutely

psychic

any psychic jack any how about some wine

sure

bruce stay aboard enjoy the air

thank you again oh my pleasure ciao

[ __ ] or it's ten million dollars can't

add two and two

that's life huh well thanks for the lead

that's another one i owe you oh

el supremo peru

to you a friend of mine is holding

almost a pound

taking five ounces on consignment

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oh thanks uh you're getting these

headaches

washing your nose out not as much as i

should oh yes

try using one of these you want crystals

hanging around your septum

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what are you suffering for

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how much expensive but it's an ounce or

nothing

i can't take the risk of having that

much stuff laying around my apartment

i got people lining up for this 2800

yens

oh come on bruce don't make it the

national debt i don't mind the ground

once a while just for recreational

purposes but you know

it's not really a serious thing with me

just something to give me over huh

sure i know but you got to treat it like

paper towels it goes on sale you're

buying quantity

smsonia mine that's in tables i got an

escrow closing in two weeks huh

i can't hold it for you i don't want you

to do anything that you don't want to do

just trying to be your friend

i'll replace some money in two weeks if

it's had good

or last twice as long huh right you're

right

it's a forfeit of 90 days interest mr

gatt yeah i'll uh replace money in a

couple of weeks

well our rates may go down

so what is it your money

your money or your wife

hey hey you look great how's he on oh i

look like hell yeah i'm just fine uh

this thing comes off next week

i'm getting through it you know uh

jackie thing finished

yeah probably boogalooing around the

world

uh look eddie um i i want to get

together with you i

i want you to know what happened up

there i've been a very foolish man

oh all right i know it's okay a lot of

people feel strange when they know

someone's a druggie

oh that's a stupid word mort you fell

for a chippy she turned your head i

understand that everybody does

uh see i tried to blame jackie but she

she was just the tip of the iceberg it

was me

it was me all the way uh look i i'm

seeing a shrink here in the building but

please we'll get together we'll talk hey

yeah any time not a day we never close

terrific i don't get personal but you

got something going on the side here

what are you talking about what am i

talking about look at this bankroll

an escrow fell through what's all the

questions for what do you know what i do

for a living hey hey jacko i'm only

kidding

yeah well i

get a little uncomfortable with all this

uh this cash talk to you later buddy

looking for some suntan lotion we're

going to the beach i'll give you money

by your own

okay sorry i just don't like you coming

in here and borrowing thank you

i'm sorry you go on the beach or not

is everything okay i mean with you and

mom yeah everything's fine have i done

something to take you off i mean no one

can talk to you lately

if it's me i want to know so i can keep

doing it joke dad

buddy i've got a king-size headache i'm

late you're missing four foot ways in la

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jolla

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listen bruce i gave you a large sum of

money

don't don't tell me in a couple of days

it's been over two weeks now

i can't afford to run out of steam well

of course i can do without it it's just

that everything is coming down on me

that's not the point i gave you the

money

tonight well why didn't you say so

i'll talk to you later

daddy you see the tote board the markley

deal put you over the top you're the new

numero uno

yeah so you thought you'd come around

and congratulate the old man huh come on

eddie i'm being up front with you here

and who do you think is standing in the

wings waiting for me to fall in my face

i know what you and bruce are into

listen you better ease off and get to a

doctor

fast you're the one that better see a

doctor when i get through with you

there's gonna be nothing left

can you believe our guy

it just goes against my grain are you

getting what you want for nothing

am i what do you think he goes home and

weighs this

i don't like you turning him onto so

much at one time he doesn't understand

what he's getting into he's not handling

it

oh come on rob he's handling put him

onto eight solid lead he brings home

four you know what kind of record that

is i want you to tell him that your

source dried up

i don't care you just tell him anything

he's not a casual tutor

he's into it too heavily he's doing too

much and it's costing him a fortune with

you

believe me he can afford it when he

wants to stop he'll stop

you sound just like a dealer don't you

ever call me that i am a businessman and

this is part of doing business

grow up okay

can i get you something no i'm not

hungry

better late than never seems like so

little for so much it gets the job done

it's top quality

well i got to hit the road they didn't

have a face no i'll take a rain check

can i get you something you're getting

so thin

no you want a hit

let's not huh i mean you can overdo a

good thing

sound like a wife

good dude

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he was speaking shiny

and you had to run around trying to show

them that

i was trying to describe romantic

dinners on the brand

they were

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i like you very much you're a nice man

you're my friend

but i'm married

yes you're very

and married now i'm very loaded

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yes

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hey rob i'm not personally here it's

just that

my wife isn't into this stuff two people

on the same wave like that

that could be spectacular

you're a very sweet man eddie you really

are but it's not love it's the drugs

there's a big difference believe me no

i want you to promise me that this is

gonna be the last time that you have any

dealings with bruce again i want you to

promise me that

hey the rough spots are almost over

couple of months i'll slow down

okay i don't really need it

good night eddie cant

come on eddie get her out

you okay yeah yeah i'm fine uh deal me

out i gotta go to john

between these two guys you could lower

the water table of greater san diego

five bucks says eddie will make an even

nine visits before 10 30.

hey where the heck is everybody going no

i'm going to my car i get some dental

floss i got them

popcorn in my teeth yeah pick a car

any car go ahead

hey marty next how much you doing

no i went to the bathroom you're buzzing

so loud i can hear you

oh hey i got a little urinary infection

you know

doctor gave me some pills you got

allergies you got head cold

you're taking diuretics come on eddie

i've used all those excuses i've used

something you haven't heard of oh what

you talking about huh

hey you think i don't know what's going

on eddie i was writing prescriptions for

pharmaceutical cocaine i was hitting 10

15 times a day with jackie without

jackie

patients complained they thought i was

rambling well i thought they were crazy

eddie because i was incredible

i mean i was 20 years old again all

eight cylinders you know

hey hey morty let me listen to me you

idiot

you know what i did up there i locked

myself up in a room

and i smoked freebase 30 40 hours at a

stretch there was no sleep no thinking

no

nothing i didn't want jack i didn't want

my kids i didn't want my ex-wife i

didn't want anything

i wanted cocaine you want to wind up

like me

come on good morning i'm i'm not into it

that heavy

i feel great you feel great you always

feel great in the beginning

i tried to kill myself me

mr middle class i had my stupid toe on

the trigger of a rifle

eddie it gives so much but it takes and

it takes it takes

how about your nose soreness bleeding

so my nose is a little sore i don't wash

it like a [ __ ]

barbara oh my buddy you figure it out oh

good how you doing with them you're

uptight you're paranoid

you're so tempered hey eddie how's your

sex life i said how's it going

hey that's one thing about coke yeah i

mean hey

i made the superman syndrome

eddie three weeks i couldn't touch

jackie

she didn't leave me i pushed her out

don't you get it i loved it

i loved it it was all i can think about

and i still think about it so much don't

want to scream

eddie it'll kill you it'll kill you

i'm not you i'm not some kind of an

addict

i'm a husband i'm a father

i provide for my family i didn't i

didn't leave them

shack up or some bimbo what do you think

i am anyway

you're a drug abuser just like me

hey we playing poker here tonight

eddie coming to bed it's late

i found a letter in buddy's drawer i was

putting his talks away

it was a letter of acceptance from

stanford

three weeks old he's eighteen

he can mess up his own life if he wants

to

you sound like you're just riding buddy

oh no it's my fault

it's nobody's fault but he just needs

room

time to grow up you really died now

ready

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come on cut it i can't get you out

in the morning obviously at night either

what's that supposed to mean

i kind of liked it when it was gray

when are we going to talk about the

insane schedule you're keeping

about buddy about anything that doesn't

have to do with

selling houses and making money if you

don't like the money don't spend it

i hear you say money one more time eddie

so help me i'll scream

honey i want you

to see a doctor i need some answers

eddie and so do you

we don't make love for a couple of days

and you got me ready for the funny fall

i didn't say that but now that you've

brought it up your couple of days has

been over three weeks

is it me is there another woman

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where's my shaver

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um

uh

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hey eddie wait a minute

hey the corporate boys are really aware

of you it's not final but they need a

guy to take over the la operation

now it's between you and tad boss i'm

pushing for you

that's great i hand the guy beverly

hills in bel air and all he can say is

it's great

oh these damn sinuses they're killing me

no it's terrific

it's true well look they'll be here in

20 minutes i'm gonna take something for

the sinuses yeah

i told you to hold the calls

post-time killer let's go eat them alive

so

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so

okay now we know that the l.a market is

not all that different right

just a little more glitter they want

first class treatment that's all i can

show

twice as many listings in half the time

half the time i put the method together

down here

it'll be twice as effective up there

twice as effective what are you looking

at

you think i can't cut it you think i'm

not telling the truth it'll be twice as

effective up there

you think eddie it's bleeding your nose

i'm sure eddie didn't realize hey

don't tell me i didn't realize it's

infected anybody will tell you that any

doctor will tell you that it could

happen to anybody

what the hell are you looking at outside

with you for just one minute please

i just made those people dan had never

seen no bleed before they in his

business or not

i've tested it i can do twice as many

listings in half the time you know that

you've seen me i heard what happened

between you and the tandem hallway i'll

let it go

now i don't know whether it's head trips

or drinking or what like you're not

screwing me up on this deal

as far as i'm concerned we're even oh

you got a problem pal solve it you're

out

what are you doing though i'm very

popular please when i live here

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we haven't seen you for dinner you okay

lousy i'm fine

what's with her i'm not a her that's

your mother

excuse me

i don't go through your things i was

going to wash your sweatshirt and i

found that in the pocket

i don't want to know what it is and i

don't want to know where you've got it i

just want it out of here

you gonna tell us where you got it

do i have to smack you in the mouth to

find out

you think that you're too big for me i

don't want to know

you're an athlete why do you mess

yourself up with dope

he's holding it for a friend i don't

want to hear this

i don't want to know if he's lying or

not i just wanted out of his house

so who's your friend howie hmm

what the hell is the matter do you know

what that stuff can do to you you should

know

what does that mean it's yours from the

shaver case

really something you know big hot shot

salesman drives a cadillac with a

telephone that's enough buddy

yeah all right you know what you're

doing shoving that junk up your nose and

they teach us about it in junior high

now

like they cut this stuff with speed

lidocaine keep your voice down please

oh sure let's whisper cause uh dad's got

a drug problem and we don't want to talk

about it but let it be buddy and

everyone's screaming i mean after all

his old man's an upstanding citizen

and you're setting an example for me

right he's buddy

do you think i was going to really use

that garbage

i could have missed it i mean i figured

morty's hitting on somebody but you i

mean i find this stuff in your shaver

case

i couldn't believe it i mean who am i

going to talk to

god you had enough stuff there to stone

up the basketball team for a month

you're pathetic

eddie it's after oh you work today

no i i decided to take a couple of days

off

thank god you've been going 100 miles an

hour

listen eddie when can we talk about

buddy this whole thing with the drugs oh

it uh belonged to a friend of his i

checked it still worries me

aren't you gonna eat something no i'm

late

i don't know who to worry more about you

or him

see you tonight

oh oh bruce

no no no i'm uh i'm i'm fine just uh

i'm just taking a few days off that's

all

brailers where

today oh

hey forget it no no forget it i tell you

bruce my sinuses they're really

they're really messed up they're just

really giving me fits

well tell them that out i'll see them

some other time

or how the hell do i know when

three more days you get to pick out for

the rest of the year

you move like an old lady come on pick

him up pick him up

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hey

buddy i've got to talk about it yeah

well i don't quit

cold i won't buy anymore i won't take

any more even if it's offered to it and

i've heard that one before

we'll use somebody white big junk you

never

never drink never never does anything

out of line i never said i didn't do

anything

there's more drugs around a school

campus than you can find out on the

street you have to be from outer space

to avoid it

i don't do drugs because i made the

choice not to

oh buddy please understand i was under

incredible pressure to perform

incredible

i had to get my name on the board you've

got to score you know that you've got to

score

you've got the hell do you want from me

you want me to tell you that it's all

right that i don't care what happens to

you

what am i saying you're supposed to tell

me you're supposed to be the father

dad i want to talk to you

no i don't want to argue buddy i just

i just i i don't know what to do for you

i

i've seen guys get strung out you know

and you you try and talk to them and

and when that doesn't work you just you

just stop hanging around with them you

know

i can't do that with you i can't i can't

just stop hanging around with my father

i swear to you buddy it's it's over

it's over i can be poor on welfare but

never again with this stuff never

can you do it i mean alone how about mom

if you talk to her

no buddy please i don't think she knows

you

so let me try it alone okay

huh and

if it's too hard for me i'll

i'll go for treatment i swear to you i

promise

i love you

i just want to help you

there you are buddy

oh my god

eddie bruce again listen the situation's

changed

jack brailer called back tony's mother

is sick and they're looking for a

permanent place down here biggie

a bill maybe two we want you to find in

the listing

you'll be at the del coronado on

thursday once in a lifetime eddie

take it or leave it

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what's the lifetime

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wow hello stranger you must have got my

message how'd the meeting go

i want you to spot me one last hit to

get through this

eddie you let me down what happened to

the outs

fell in the toilet accident

everything you must have died

look i i don't keep anything here well

you must have a friend that i could call

what the hell do you mean talking to me

like that i'm not some back alley dealer

shooting up clients

look if you can't handle the braillers

there's always tad voices hey hey

all right all right

now you're a little strung out

i'll tell you what i'll do call jack

i'll tell him you had a showing

and then you'll meet him tonight at 6.

i'll be the robin's after work meet me

there

good good it'll cost you 500.

500. huh

my bank closes in 10 minutes i can't

i'll write you a check eddie you know me

strictly cash and carry some of my

people are very unreliable i'll give it

to you tomorrow

eddie it's policy you must have some

money laying around somebody you can

borrow

from gotta help wait for more one lesson

eddie just

i just gave you a million-dollar deal

i'll see you later

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ready go away bruce here you're supposed

to meet me eddie i want you to leave

go on well wait wait a minute what what

happened what's wrong

they arrested i was waiting for him in

the parking lot and they rested it

who arrested him i i warned him so many

times he was carrying almost an

ounce well he's straight he's a banker

he can't be arrested

oh eddie don't be so stupid go look it

up

possession with the intent to sell is a

federal offense he can get up to 15

years in prison

he's going to jail bruce is going to

prison

i mean what did you think it was a free

ride

rob i i know this sounds crazy but i

i need a little to get me over a rough

spot can you lend me hey

i want you to go away

i'm not gonna hurt you this is the

biggest deal of my life i gotta get

through it i need it one last time

there isn't any

eddie

okay you're back i swear i will oh god i

pledged it down the toilet would you

please go away

eddie go away

no what did you do with this hurting

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oh

oh plastic bag

eddie we wondered where you uh got to

this

car wouldn't go it wouldn't work

expensive car like that power it goes

dead wouldn't go it's crazy

are you right oh yeah yeah i'm fine so

uh what was it your mother uh jack

what was that where's that

why don't you sit down yeah i wanna just

sit down

hey i don't need to sit down why don't

you sit down i'm fine you got a nice

place there what'd they get for everyone

like there's 100 200.

jack why did you say that he would like

a cup of coffee or something yeah sure

uh how about that

what are we doing here

you got somebody watching me what's

going on out there

why they hide

oh

tony quickly

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don't see that monitor yet

okay

looks good

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doctor you're the wife yes

take 24 hours the worst should pass what

was it a heart attack

no not a heart attack per se the dose

wasn't lethal just

stupidly massive too much causes apnea

it's like respiratory failure some

people it happens too others nothing

they all underestimate the drug who

knows with cocaine

what did you say your husband shows

symptoms of cocaine poisoning

in the looks of the septum he's been

using a while frankly i'm surprised he

didn't know he was overdosing he should

have known better

you're a liar you're a damn lousy liar

look i'm sorry

i lost my bedside manner 15 hours ago

this isn't my first od tonight

he should be okay your system just

couldn't assimilate that much coke

he was lucky

he related to him he's my father

this was in his jacket when they brought

him in

doctor had no choice he's required by

law to report drug ods

this will have to be taken and booked

for evidence

you better call him a lawyer

sorry kid

you knew didn't you

why didn't you tell me

that night at the table wasn't your

drugs

it was his

oh please don't look at me i'm so

ashamed

i have so ashamed i'm sorry dad you'll

be all right i'm so

sorry i'm so sorry don't try to talk

honey the light of plea mr gantz no

prior criminal record

i'm rescinding the term of two years to

probation

and a mandatory drug rehabilitation

program

i'm also placing upon you a fine of five

thousand dollars

you will report to your probation

officer twice a month

and submit to a random year analysis

any further involvement in drugs and

i'll i'll remind you to the custody of

the san diego police department

do you understand the court's order mr

gan

i do your honor thank you

thank you very much that's all mr gantt

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so

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so

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i never thought that i was doing

anything

it was bad

until it was too late

i'm scared

so am i

i just

i just got lost

i thought

i didn't believe in myself anymore i

just thought that

it didn't matter

forgive me

excuse me no it's all right

stay

i'm sorry buddy it's okay dad

i just want you to know that uh

as i lived

i love you both very much

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so

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you