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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,031 --> 00:00:01,897 He's got me overseeing the satellite launch 2 00:00:01,921 --> 00:00:03,171 out of Tanegashima. 3 00:00:03,195 --> 00:00:05,481 - Good for you, bro. - Can't keep a good dog down. 4 00:00:06,813 --> 00:00:08,452 Bill told me as part of the handover 5 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:10,000 where some of the bodies were buried. 6 00:00:10,024 --> 00:00:12,565 If it does come out while I'm in charge, I'm dead. 7 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:14,737 I'm tired of this. Come in. 8 00:00:14,761 --> 00:00:17,541 I can see through you and this transparent little offer to buy me off. 9 00:00:17,565 --> 00:00:19,581 Maybe, I should just let them come for you. 10 00:00:19,605 --> 00:00:21,918 If this is the way things are gonna go then fuck off, Dad. 11 00:00:23,378 --> 00:00:24,662 Shiv gave me a hall pass. 12 00:00:24,686 --> 00:00:26,284 And what? Shiv has that same arrangement? 13 00:00:26,308 --> 00:00:28,432 I don't know, Greg. It's not a competition. 14 00:00:28,647 --> 00:00:30,873 I don't think it's a good idea for him 15 00:00:30,897 --> 00:00:31,897 to come to the wedding. 16 00:00:32,355 --> 00:00:35,456 How would you like half a bill for your share of Waystar? 17 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:37,605 Why don't we talk this over with Sandy? 18 00:00:37,856 --> 00:00:39,248 Sandy Furness? 19 00:00:39,272 --> 00:00:40,957 He's already in on Waystar. 20 00:00:40,981 --> 00:00:43,206 I have the shell company attached 21 00:00:43,230 --> 00:00:45,814 to his private equity fund. 22 00:00:47,064 --> 00:00:48,581 Keep your money. Bring me in. 23 00:00:48,605 --> 00:00:49,981 We go fuck my dad together. 24 00:00:50,689 --> 00:00:52,123 Leverage buyout. Hostile. 25 00:00:52,147 --> 00:00:53,832 - What's your end? - CEO. 26 00:00:53,856 --> 00:00:55,647 And you're sure you got the stomach? 27 00:00:57,313 --> 00:00:58,522 Yeah. I'm good. 28 00:01:34,230 --> 00:01:35,355 Here they are! 29 00:01:49,272 --> 00:01:51,289 What's he do... What's he doing? 30 00:01:51,313 --> 00:01:52,414 Come on, it'll be fine. 31 00:01:52,438 --> 00:01:53,748 It'll fit! 32 00:01:53,772 --> 00:01:56,082 I'm afraid he's not gonna drive through. 33 00:01:56,106 --> 00:01:58,373 - He says it won't fit. - Well, clearly it'll fit. 34 00:01:58,397 --> 00:02:00,022 What is he, vehicle dysmorphic? 35 00:02:00,147 --> 00:02:03,040 The bridge has a three-and-a-half ton weight limit, 36 00:02:03,064 --> 00:02:04,540 and he's worried about his mirrors. 37 00:02:04,564 --> 00:02:05,998 Well, which is it, Charlotte? 38 00:02:06,022 --> 00:02:07,373 The story keeps changing. 39 00:02:07,397 --> 00:02:09,082 Hey, hey! Come on down! 40 00:02:09,106 --> 00:02:11,748 This is not my intended welcome. 41 00:02:11,772 --> 00:02:13,248 We will... We will sort it, Tom. 42 00:02:13,272 --> 00:02:14,581 Hey! 43 00:02:14,605 --> 00:02:17,998 - Morning! - Hey, good to see ya. 44 00:02:18,022 --> 00:02:19,676 We can just get buggies and... 45 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:21,414 Buggies? How the fuck long will that take? 46 00:02:21,438 --> 00:02:23,373 We just need to round up the buggies and... 47 00:02:23,397 --> 00:02:26,206 I work in hospitality, Charlotte, so I can smell bullshit. 48 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:28,790 - Mom! - Honey! 49 00:02:28,814 --> 00:02:30,373 Hey! Hey, Daddy! 50 00:02:30,397 --> 00:02:31,714 Hey, Tommy, it's great to see ya. 51 00:02:31,738 --> 00:02:32,777 Couple of hours?! 52 00:02:32,801 --> 00:02:34,957 It was wonderful just sitting there. 53 00:02:34,981 --> 00:02:36,384 We liked watching the planes. 54 00:02:36,408 --> 00:02:38,959 Your father thought he might have seen the man from U2. 55 00:02:38,983 --> 00:02:41,167 - OK. - And Arthur Laffer, 56 00:02:41,191 --> 00:02:43,584 of the Laffer Curve? Are they coming? 57 00:02:43,608 --> 00:02:46,918 Well, uh, could be. It's mostly rock gods and economists. 58 00:02:46,942 --> 00:02:49,348 Hey, hey, it's the Fly Guys! 59 00:02:51,608 --> 00:02:53,709 - Good to see you! - You made it, man! 60 00:02:53,733 --> 00:02:55,626 Tommy, your mother's a little thirsty. 61 00:02:55,650 --> 00:02:58,084 - Mommy, you thirsty? - A little thirsty. 62 00:02:58,108 --> 00:03:01,459 I don't want to be a trouble, Tom. It was my fault. 63 00:03:01,483 --> 00:03:03,793 Grab a bag, and then we'll go... 64 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:05,233 I'll follow you up. 65 00:03:06,441 --> 00:03:07,959 I hope you're happy now, Charlotte, 66 00:03:07,983 --> 00:03:09,417 'cause my mother is dying of thirst. 67 00:03:09,441 --> 00:03:11,042 And I've just picked up a bag. 68 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:13,682 I'm carrying a case on my wedding eve. 69 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,501 All right. I gotta go. 70 00:04:50,525 --> 00:04:52,417 But I'll see you there, OK? 71 00:04:52,441 --> 00:04:54,876 I managed to change the time for the embassy, 72 00:04:54,900 --> 00:04:56,233 and... 73 00:04:59,149 --> 00:05:02,167 - Sorry. Are we OK? - Oh, yeah. 74 00:05:02,191 --> 00:05:04,125 Gil, you don't have to come to the wedding 75 00:05:04,149 --> 00:05:05,417 if you're too busy. That's... 76 00:05:05,441 --> 00:05:06,542 We've just been doing 77 00:05:06,566 --> 00:05:08,209 the media monitoring. 78 00:05:08,233 --> 00:05:11,000 Motherfuckers. I'll fucking kill him. 79 00:05:11,024 --> 00:05:12,876 I'll take them to pieces! 80 00:05:12,900 --> 00:05:14,542 He's not sleeping. 81 00:05:14,566 --> 00:05:17,292 It's what's-his-name. Got under his skin. 82 00:05:17,316 --> 00:05:19,125 Screwdriver-face. 83 00:05:19,149 --> 00:05:20,793 Oh, the bit... 84 00:05:20,817 --> 00:05:23,000 The bit where he implied he murdered his wife. 85 00:05:23,024 --> 00:05:26,292 Yeah, for some reason that's somewhat irked him. 86 00:05:26,316 --> 00:05:30,084 Gil, you don't need to focus on this. We can hit it. 87 00:05:30,108 --> 00:05:31,542 I know. I'm focused. 88 00:05:31,566 --> 00:05:34,668 I'm X-raying this briefing for salient facts. 89 00:05:34,692 --> 00:05:37,125 I mean, I don't want to make a big thing out of this, 90 00:05:37,149 --> 00:05:38,709 but is it possible your father 91 00:05:38,733 --> 00:05:42,000 is the worst human being who ever lived? 92 00:05:42,024 --> 00:05:43,668 Uh, I... I don't think that's... 93 00:05:43,692 --> 00:05:45,417 Is it true he's not coming to the wedding, 94 00:05:45,441 --> 00:05:47,775 out of... what, spite? 95 00:05:48,817 --> 00:05:50,125 Well, it's complicated. 96 00:05:50,149 --> 00:05:51,751 I want to take him out. 97 00:05:51,775 --> 00:05:53,876 I want to destroy ATN. 98 00:05:53,900 --> 00:05:55,417 I'm not sure that's wise. 99 00:05:55,441 --> 00:05:57,292 And if I said it was wise, 100 00:05:57,316 --> 00:05:58,775 would you have a problem with that? 101 00:06:02,566 --> 00:06:03,918 No. 102 00:06:03,942 --> 00:06:05,876 In the end, Gil, I'll do whatever you want. 103 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:08,501 Siobhan, look. If there's something, 104 00:06:08,525 --> 00:06:10,858 anything, you can get me, 105 00:06:10,983 --> 00:06:12,918 I'm in a fuckin' knife fight here, 106 00:06:12,942 --> 00:06:16,149 I'm holding a dildo made out of American cheese. 107 00:06:34,316 --> 00:06:37,209 So this is really gonna happen, yeah? 108 00:06:37,233 --> 00:06:41,542 You know I don't want ICBC as part of the syndicate, right? 109 00:06:41,566 --> 00:06:45,250 Uh, 75 to 150 basis points, 110 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:47,376 and point two percent commitment fee. 111 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,584 Then, uh, then, yeah. Fuck yeah. 112 00:06:49,608 --> 00:06:51,793 - I feel good. - Holy shit. 113 00:06:51,817 --> 00:06:54,668 Without them we're good to go. Let me call you back. 114 00:06:54,692 --> 00:06:58,668 Um, has your sister ever heard of Lake Como? 115 00:06:58,692 --> 00:07:02,376 Has she ever heard of Venice, St. Barts, the Maldives? 116 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,793 Has she heard of these locations? She must be aware of them. 117 00:07:04,817 --> 00:07:06,834 I got the call. You get the call? 118 00:07:06,858 --> 00:07:08,483 I got the fuckin' call. 119 00:07:10,483 --> 00:07:13,334 Shall we go inside? Come on. 120 00:07:13,358 --> 00:07:15,084 What? In here? 121 00:07:15,108 --> 00:07:19,209 Brother, we are putting together a hostile takeover 122 00:07:19,233 --> 00:07:21,668 of one of the largest media corporations 123 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:22,959 in the world. 124 00:07:22,983 --> 00:07:26,024 I think we can brave some non-vintage champagne. 125 00:07:28,525 --> 00:07:32,376 Wow. Um, can we get some champagne? 126 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,459 A bottle, please? Thank you. 127 00:07:34,483 --> 00:07:36,876 What are we talkin'? Like ten days? 128 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:38,292 Then we go in for the kill? 129 00:07:38,316 --> 00:07:40,000 - Yeah. - Can't keep it on lockdown 130 00:07:40,024 --> 00:07:41,709 for more than about ten days, right? 131 00:07:41,733 --> 00:07:44,042 - Yeah, that's about it. - John? 132 00:07:44,066 --> 00:07:47,542 - John? John! - So, like... 133 00:07:47,566 --> 00:07:48,876 Have you got any that champagne? 134 00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:50,417 The 19th for the bear hug? 135 00:07:50,441 --> 00:07:52,918 - Yeah. Good. One little thing. - Good. 136 00:07:52,942 --> 00:07:57,459 The Canadians, there seems to be a little static on some details. 137 00:07:57,483 --> 00:08:01,209 - Like what? - Like... you as CEO. 138 00:08:01,233 --> 00:08:02,876 What do you mean? 139 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,542 Relax. OK? 140 00:08:04,566 --> 00:08:06,209 This doesn't happen without you. 141 00:08:06,233 --> 00:08:08,542 It's normal co-investor bullshit. 142 00:08:08,566 --> 00:08:12,501 - Frank knows those guys. You want me to... - I'll handle it, dude. 143 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:15,876 No leaks. Please. Not to Frank, not to anyone. 144 00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:17,751 Why are you so jumpy about this, Ken? 145 00:08:17,775 --> 00:08:19,584 Why am I jumpy? 146 00:08:19,608 --> 00:08:22,959 About fucking Rome, fuckin' Shiv and Connor, 147 00:08:22,983 --> 00:08:26,959 probably blowing what's left of my dad's fuckin' brain? 148 00:08:26,983 --> 00:08:30,751 About taking the company out of family control, forever? 149 00:08:30,775 --> 00:08:34,167 I don't know, Stewy. Why would that make me jumpy? 150 00:08:34,191 --> 00:08:35,876 Look, I don't give a fuck. 151 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:38,376 But, I mean, do you want me to ask? 152 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,542 I'm just curious to see if she's gonna come begging. 153 00:08:40,566 --> 00:08:42,584 - Because I can ask. - I don't want to ask. 154 00:08:42,608 --> 00:08:44,959 If she wants to ask, she can ask. 155 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:48,250 'Cause I can physically see her. 156 00:08:48,274 --> 00:08:51,084 Gerri, I don't want to ask. 157 00:08:51,108 --> 00:08:52,417 OK. 158 00:08:52,441 --> 00:08:53,959 She comes crawling, 159 00:08:53,983 --> 00:08:55,751 then I'll think it over. 160 00:08:55,775 --> 00:08:57,793 - Fine. OK, I get it. - Who's there? 161 00:08:57,817 --> 00:09:00,959 - Um... - Have you seen Caroline? 162 00:09:00,983 --> 00:09:04,125 Is she still with that chinless hippie prick? 163 00:09:04,149 --> 00:09:06,584 I thought we might miss the rehearsal. 164 00:09:06,608 --> 00:09:09,084 We don't need to rehearse. We're gonna kill it. 165 00:09:09,108 --> 00:09:10,831 Did you think again about your dad 166 00:09:10,855 --> 00:09:12,250 and whether we want to reconsider... 167 00:09:12,274 --> 00:09:14,125 - Fuck him. - Right, right. 168 00:09:14,149 --> 00:09:17,000 And did you think again about whether we want to go Wambsgans 169 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:19,459 or Roy-Wambsgans or, as I said, 170 00:09:19,483 --> 00:09:21,626 I'd be willing to just drop traditional 171 00:09:21,650 --> 00:09:26,834 and go Tom Roy, in fact, for myself, if... 172 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:29,417 Um, hey, I wanted to ask you something. 173 00:09:29,441 --> 00:09:30,834 Uh-huh? 174 00:09:30,858 --> 00:09:35,626 I could do with knowing about the bad thing in Cruises. 175 00:09:35,650 --> 00:09:38,292 You know, the thing that meant you couldn't sleep? 176 00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:39,542 Uh-huh. 177 00:09:39,566 --> 00:09:42,876 - No? - Uh... I... 178 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:44,250 No, I don't... 179 00:09:44,274 --> 00:09:45,918 No, I just think, yeah, 180 00:09:45,942 --> 00:09:48,417 I just think, you know, church and state and... 181 00:09:48,441 --> 00:09:50,626 and AC/DC and... 182 00:09:50,650 --> 00:09:53,751 ebony and ivory and never the twain shall meet. 183 00:09:53,775 --> 00:09:57,000 Yeah, right, but you always wanted to make it public. 184 00:09:57,024 --> 00:09:59,167 - Didn't you? - Yes. Yeah. 185 00:09:59,191 --> 00:10:02,167 - In my bones, I did. - Exactly. 186 00:10:02,191 --> 00:10:06,139 But I did then destroy all the evidence, so... 187 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:11,668 I guess... you know, if it's bad, 188 00:10:11,692 --> 00:10:13,459 the longer you leave it, 189 00:10:13,483 --> 00:10:15,501 the worse it'll be when it comes out. 190 00:10:15,525 --> 00:10:19,084 Yes, unless it never comes out. You know? 191 00:10:19,108 --> 00:10:21,209 I bet it's not even that bad. 192 00:10:21,233 --> 00:10:23,459 Uh, it is quite bad. 193 00:10:23,483 --> 00:10:25,566 It's quite bad. 194 00:10:29,233 --> 00:10:31,417 - Oh, fuck, here we go. - Look, honey. 195 00:10:31,441 --> 00:10:33,709 This is where it's happening. 196 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:34,858 Ooh. 197 00:10:36,441 --> 00:10:38,250 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 198 00:10:38,274 --> 00:10:41,000 - It's exciting! - Hey. 199 00:10:41,024 --> 00:10:44,709 You spoken to the Wicked Bitch of the West yet? 200 00:10:44,733 --> 00:10:47,042 I just got here, Shiv. 201 00:10:47,066 --> 00:10:48,900 Is this gonna take long? 202 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:52,608 Shall we? 203 00:10:54,358 --> 00:10:56,751 - Saddle up, soldier. - Oh, come on. 204 00:10:56,775 --> 00:10:58,376 She can't be that bad. 205 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,542 Yeah, just don't look at her directly. 206 00:11:00,566 --> 00:11:03,542 Hello! Hello, hello! 207 00:11:03,566 --> 00:11:06,334 - Hi. - Here you are. 208 00:11:06,358 --> 00:11:07,584 I knew you'd arrive eventually. 209 00:11:07,608 --> 00:11:09,250 Tom. Remember Tabs? 210 00:11:09,274 --> 00:11:11,751 - My mom. - Hello! 211 00:11:11,775 --> 00:11:12,942 - Tom. - Hi. 212 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:16,417 Gosh, look at you. 213 00:11:16,441 --> 00:11:18,209 You're very plausible. 214 00:11:18,233 --> 00:11:20,250 Oh. Thank you. 215 00:11:20,274 --> 00:11:22,098 Exactly. 216 00:11:23,274 --> 00:11:26,292 - Hi, Mom. - Hi, Kendall. 217 00:11:26,316 --> 00:11:28,125 Tabitha, have you guys met? 218 00:11:28,149 --> 00:11:29,542 - Have you all... - Bro. 219 00:11:29,566 --> 00:11:30,959 Ruff ruff! Ruff! 220 00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:33,584 So, shall we go and play happy families? 221 00:11:33,608 --> 00:11:36,042 Yes. Great. 222 00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:38,501 Mm-hmm. 223 00:11:38,525 --> 00:11:39,918 Well done on Tom. 224 00:11:39,942 --> 00:11:42,417 Oh, yeah. Thank you. 225 00:11:42,441 --> 00:11:44,626 Tell me again why you're marrying him. 226 00:11:44,650 --> 00:11:47,167 - Mom. Come on. - Joking. I like... 227 00:11:47,191 --> 00:11:49,459 - I like him! - OK. 228 00:11:49,483 --> 00:11:52,959 And I want to say I hope this can be nice. 229 00:11:52,983 --> 00:11:55,292 I really appreciate your coming over here. 230 00:11:55,316 --> 00:11:57,417 OK. It's no worries. 231 00:11:57,441 --> 00:12:00,584 My travel agent specializes in guilt trips. 232 00:12:00,608 --> 00:12:02,167 Hey! Hey! 233 00:12:02,191 --> 00:12:05,167 Apologies. Did I miss anything? 234 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:08,167 - No. - Happy day. 235 00:12:08,191 --> 00:12:11,793 Caroline Collingwood. Pleased to meet you. 236 00:12:11,817 --> 00:12:14,334 Likewise, your excellency. 237 00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:16,334 Gregory Hirsch. 238 00:12:16,358 --> 00:12:17,834 Greg! 239 00:12:17,858 --> 00:12:20,918 - You're Greg Egg. - Excuse me? 240 00:12:20,942 --> 00:12:22,668 You're Greg the Egg! 241 00:12:22,692 --> 00:12:25,250 When you were born you looked like a little misshapen egg. 242 00:12:25,274 --> 00:12:28,834 I... did... Yeah, I did hear tell of... 243 00:12:28,858 --> 00:12:34,348 Oh, God. And your dad used to try and sleep with all the men in Sausalito. 244 00:12:37,983 --> 00:12:39,459 How's your mother? 245 00:12:39,483 --> 00:12:41,000 Uh, good. OK, yeah. 246 00:12:41,024 --> 00:12:43,959 Solvent, currently. Debt free. 247 00:12:43,983 --> 00:12:46,376 Great. Come on in. 248 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,348 Come and see our little church. 249 00:12:50,358 --> 00:12:54,000 These are all my disreputable slave-owning ancestors. 250 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,692 Very nice. 251 00:12:59,108 --> 00:13:01,959 - Oh, my God. Tom, did you see? - What, Greg? 252 00:13:01,983 --> 00:13:04,918 - Did I see what? - That's the girl from Brooklyn. 253 00:13:04,942 --> 00:13:06,417 From your bachelor party. 254 00:13:06,441 --> 00:13:08,793 Who sucked your dick and made you swallow your load. 255 00:13:08,817 --> 00:13:10,626 Greg, that's not very wedding-y. 256 00:13:10,650 --> 00:13:12,292 - But that's her. - I know. 257 00:13:12,316 --> 00:13:15,376 Greg, her name is Tabitha, and she and Roman are dating. 258 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:19,108 Which is cool. So please, do not act like an unsophisticated rube. 259 00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:22,167 - OK. Wow. - Yeah. 260 00:13:22,191 --> 00:13:23,709 He really liked her, and it's fine. 261 00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:25,417 It's just one of those weird urban things, 262 00:13:25,441 --> 00:13:27,250 like when you go to see standup 263 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:29,125 and the comedian is your dentist. 264 00:13:29,149 --> 00:13:31,250 - OK? Yeah? - Yeah, yeah... Oh! 265 00:13:31,274 --> 00:13:33,084 - Hey! - Hey. 266 00:13:33,108 --> 00:13:34,668 - Hey! - So, 267 00:13:34,692 --> 00:13:37,233 - we should, uh, get going. - Yeah, let's do it. 268 00:13:39,525 --> 00:13:42,733 I'm Willa, by the way. I'm Connor's partner. 269 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,834 Fantastic. And what do you do, Willa? 270 00:13:46,858 --> 00:13:49,566 Oh, um, I'm a playwright. 271 00:13:50,775 --> 00:13:52,167 - Wow. Fantastic. - Yeah. 272 00:13:52,191 --> 00:13:54,668 - Thank you. - America. 273 00:13:54,692 --> 00:13:56,918 And what do you do, Connor? 274 00:13:56,942 --> 00:13:58,918 Well, um... 275 00:13:58,942 --> 00:14:02,751 Connor doesn't really do anything. 276 00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,274 Do you, Con? 277 00:14:06,358 --> 00:14:09,292 I think they're all gathered now, Patrick. 278 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:11,108 - Shall we? - What? 279 00:14:13,608 --> 00:14:14,942 What? 280 00:14:17,108 --> 00:14:18,250 Shit. 281 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,000 Just to get things straight, 282 00:14:20,024 --> 00:14:23,084 am I right that the father... I understand the father... 283 00:14:23,108 --> 00:14:24,390 Couldn't be bothered. 284 00:14:25,942 --> 00:14:27,584 He's... He's not well. He's not well. 285 00:14:27,608 --> 00:14:29,292 Yeah, that's the story. 286 00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:31,108 Everyone remember the story. 287 00:14:32,483 --> 00:14:37,292 So, uh, I will be performing the father role. 288 00:14:37,316 --> 00:14:39,274 Great. 289 00:14:47,692 --> 00:14:51,417 Listen, I didn't mean you don't do anything. Just... 290 00:14:51,441 --> 00:14:54,376 Well, that's a shame, because that's what you said. 291 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:57,292 No, you know, I mean, nothing like my writing. Nothing... 292 00:14:57,316 --> 00:15:00,876 Safeguarding 30,000 acres of wilderness, that's nothing? 293 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,334 Being on the verge of setting up a podcast on Napoleonic history 294 00:15:04,358 --> 00:15:07,292 with a considerable level of investment interest, that's nothing? 295 00:15:07,316 --> 00:15:09,276 - No, sure, it's... - Crackin' the nut of happiness 296 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:11,209 like a modern day Thoreau, well, that's nothing. 297 00:15:11,233 --> 00:15:14,542 Con. You're great, OK? 298 00:15:14,566 --> 00:15:16,751 You are. I... 299 00:15:16,775 --> 00:15:19,149 It was a dumb thing to say. 300 00:15:20,983 --> 00:15:22,668 Well, here we are. 301 00:15:22,692 --> 00:15:25,125 The ancestral home Caroline didn't inherit. 302 00:15:25,149 --> 00:15:27,834 The thorn in her side, the fishbone in her throat. 303 00:15:27,858 --> 00:15:30,692 When we were kids, she wouldn't even let us look at it. 304 00:15:32,108 --> 00:15:33,668 What do you think? 305 00:15:33,692 --> 00:15:36,793 I mean, it's massive! 306 00:15:36,817 --> 00:15:38,334 I hate it. 307 00:15:38,358 --> 00:15:41,459 - Hey, so, listen. - Mm-hmm? 308 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:43,834 You know the Canadians, right? 309 00:15:43,858 --> 00:15:45,292 Yves, et cetera? 310 00:15:45,316 --> 00:15:47,279 The pension fund guys? 311 00:15:47,303 --> 00:15:48,400 - Yeah. - Yeah. 312 00:15:49,692 --> 00:15:51,334 What do they think of me? 313 00:15:51,358 --> 00:15:54,334 How do you mean? What's the context? 314 00:15:54,358 --> 00:15:56,459 I can't give you context. 315 00:15:56,483 --> 00:15:59,274 OK. That's very interesting context. 316 00:16:00,566 --> 00:16:04,098 - Look, as a pal... - Uh-huh? 317 00:16:05,733 --> 00:16:09,709 Say there was a situation where private equity 318 00:16:09,733 --> 00:16:12,417 was trying to buy out a major media company 319 00:16:12,441 --> 00:16:14,292 and install a new CEO. 320 00:16:14,316 --> 00:16:16,125 - How would they view me? - Are you serious? 321 00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:19,125 Fuck. So what, they're co-investors? 322 00:16:19,149 --> 00:16:20,542 Come on, you know those guys. 323 00:16:20,566 --> 00:16:22,542 Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion 324 00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:24,751 I'm the real deal, 325 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,751 or in training? 326 00:16:26,775 --> 00:16:30,834 And would there be room to wet the beak of an old pal 327 00:16:30,858 --> 00:16:33,793 - in such a situation? - Frank, too soon. Too soon. 328 00:16:33,817 --> 00:16:35,167 Get your hard-on out of my soup. 329 00:16:35,191 --> 00:16:36,207 OK. 330 00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:39,709 - So? - Well... 331 00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:41,334 I think they have a lot of time for you, 332 00:16:41,358 --> 00:16:43,584 but there may be certain questions. 333 00:16:43,608 --> 00:16:46,084 - Oh, shit. - Well, you know, 334 00:16:46,108 --> 00:16:47,751 they think they're hot shots. 335 00:16:47,775 --> 00:16:49,775 They make hard jokes. 336 00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:53,501 As in? 337 00:16:53,525 --> 00:16:57,334 Well, sometimes when you were absent 338 00:16:57,358 --> 00:17:00,775 they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring." 339 00:17:02,525 --> 00:17:04,250 I don't even know what that means. 340 00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:06,876 I think it means they think of me as a cock ring 341 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:09,000 made from calamari, Frank, 342 00:17:09,024 --> 00:17:10,793 it's pretty self-explanatory. 343 00:17:10,817 --> 00:17:12,834 - So what do we say? - Well, I thought 344 00:17:12,858 --> 00:17:14,668 we were gonna say "illness." 345 00:17:14,692 --> 00:17:16,125 No, I don't like illness. Plays weak. 346 00:17:16,149 --> 00:17:17,858 OK, we can say "busy." 347 00:17:17,983 --> 00:17:21,125 What prick's too busy to attend his own daughter's wedding? 348 00:17:21,149 --> 00:17:23,042 OK, "family rift." 349 00:17:23,066 --> 00:17:26,959 But we background brief that Gil's campaign is like a cult. 350 00:17:26,983 --> 00:17:31,626 "What is this grieving senator's mysterious hold on Shiv Roy?" 351 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,125 We sprinkle some of that. 352 00:17:33,149 --> 00:17:35,834 It makes her look weak. And it makes me look like I'm... 353 00:17:35,858 --> 00:17:38,417 None of my kids have gone round the bend, or offed themselves. 354 00:17:38,441 --> 00:17:40,626 We've always pushed that you're a good dad. 355 00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:42,793 - Because? - Because you are a good dad. 356 00:17:42,817 --> 00:17:44,959 Huh. 357 00:17:44,983 --> 00:17:48,042 So, if you don't want to say, I mean, 358 00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:50,709 work or illness or... 359 00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:53,000 rift, do we just... 360 00:17:53,024 --> 00:17:55,542 Fuck it. There's no way out. 361 00:17:55,566 --> 00:17:57,459 I mean, if you want to go... 362 00:17:57,483 --> 00:18:00,125 I don't want to go. 363 00:18:00,149 --> 00:18:03,264 But there's no other fucking way out. 364 00:18:08,483 --> 00:18:10,709 We can do whatever you want us to do, 365 00:18:10,733 --> 00:18:13,334 and I'm so sorry if you think we've done the wrong thing, 366 00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:15,834 but they literally just called and told us he was coming. 367 00:18:15,858 --> 00:18:19,042 - Who's coming? - Dad. And Marcia. 368 00:18:19,066 --> 00:18:22,525 - Wait... Dad's coming... here? - Yeah. 369 00:18:24,191 --> 00:18:26,125 I thought you didn't want him to. 370 00:18:26,149 --> 00:18:27,167 I don't. 371 00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:28,876 I mean, it's your wedding, so... 372 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,084 Yeah. I don't want him here. 373 00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:31,584 He's never apologized. 374 00:18:31,608 --> 00:18:33,668 But Marcia called Tom, and... 375 00:18:33,692 --> 00:18:35,751 And obviously I had to ask Shiv. 376 00:18:35,775 --> 00:18:38,250 Meanwhile, she's already called Charlotte, 377 00:18:38,274 --> 00:18:40,626 - and they're on their way. - Dad's coming? 378 00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:43,042 Is it about the launch? Is he concerned? 379 00:18:43,066 --> 00:18:45,209 Yeah, I'm sure he's thinking about that 24/7. 380 00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:47,876 So, I mean, what are you gonna do? 381 00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:51,542 - You could just say no. - Yeah. I could. 382 00:18:51,566 --> 00:18:54,376 But what, just get security to fucking stop him? 383 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,292 - Hold on. - I could do that. 384 00:18:56,316 --> 00:18:58,876 Yeah you could, but it might cause a funny atmosphere, 385 00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:01,042 because he did pay for all this. 386 00:19:01,066 --> 00:19:04,209 If he's got the stones to walk in here, what are we gonna do? 387 00:19:04,233 --> 00:19:07,000 Put the dogs on him? Tell him there's no seat, he's gotta stand? 388 00:19:07,024 --> 00:19:08,692 He's given us no choice. 389 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,376 So now I hear he is coming. 390 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:16,209 - Yeah. - Well, that's wonderful. 391 00:19:16,233 --> 00:19:18,084 - Oh, come on, Mom. - No, no. It's fine. 392 00:19:18,108 --> 00:19:20,626 I just hope you won't forget about me 393 00:19:20,650 --> 00:19:22,042 when your father arrives 394 00:19:22,066 --> 00:19:25,250 with the head of his Middle Eastern operations. 395 00:19:25,274 --> 00:19:27,918 - Marcia? - Yeah, Marcia. 396 00:19:27,942 --> 00:19:31,608 Do you still find her a bit...? You know. 397 00:19:34,525 --> 00:19:37,793 Actually, we became quite close during Dad's illness. 398 00:19:37,817 --> 00:19:39,167 Oh, well. 399 00:19:39,191 --> 00:19:41,709 What a sweet little scene that must have been. 400 00:19:41,733 --> 00:19:43,584 Very touching, I'm sure. 401 00:19:43,608 --> 00:19:47,084 - Actually, it's quite good. - Why? 402 00:19:47,108 --> 00:19:50,900 Just your being the second-most important person at your wedding. 403 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,056 Take the pressure off. 404 00:20:05,441 --> 00:20:08,292 Mm. Oh, this is delicious. 405 00:20:08,316 --> 00:20:10,167 Well, I'm very glad you like it. 406 00:20:10,191 --> 00:20:11,918 Because it cost a pretty penny. 407 00:20:11,942 --> 00:20:15,024 Well, it's delicious. It tastes like it. 408 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:19,959 - Um, sorry. Just a second? - Oh, no. Of course. 409 00:20:19,983 --> 00:20:21,250 - Hi. Excuse me. - Hi there. 410 00:20:21,274 --> 00:20:24,376 Got any protein for us to use? 411 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,417 Protein? I'm not a fuckin' hen to lay you eggs. 412 00:20:27,441 --> 00:20:31,751 - I'm a strategist. - I know. It's just... Gil. 413 00:20:31,775 --> 00:20:34,417 - What? - He'd like a word. 414 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:35,464 OK. 415 00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:53,000 - Hey. Hey! - Hey. How ya doin'? 416 00:20:53,024 --> 00:20:55,959 I gotta say, you knocked it out of the park with the wine. 417 00:20:55,983 --> 00:20:57,542 It's delicious. 418 00:20:57,566 --> 00:20:59,584 Gil. 419 00:20:59,608 --> 00:21:02,084 Listen, I don't mean to be overly dramatic, 420 00:21:02,108 --> 00:21:04,209 but I was assured when I accepted 421 00:21:04,233 --> 00:21:05,918 that your father wouldn't be here. 422 00:21:05,942 --> 00:21:08,626 I know. Plans changed, I was ambushed. 423 00:21:08,650 --> 00:21:11,167 This is not OK from my POV, Siobhan. 424 00:21:11,191 --> 00:21:12,668 This compromises me. 425 00:21:12,692 --> 00:21:15,000 And you were very eager that Gil would come along. 426 00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:16,209 I mean, it's... 427 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,834 Well, yeah, when I invited you 428 00:21:17,858 --> 00:21:19,709 I didn't realize it was gonna be a chore. 429 00:21:19,733 --> 00:21:21,209 He's just weighty, Shiv. 430 00:21:21,233 --> 00:21:23,334 He carries his gravity. 431 00:21:23,358 --> 00:21:25,501 He's not a man, he's a fucking planet. 432 00:21:25,525 --> 00:21:27,542 Look, there's no press, and there's no pictures. 433 00:21:27,566 --> 00:21:30,584 We got jammers and a fucking hawk to take out drones. 434 00:21:30,608 --> 00:21:31,900 It'll be like it never happened. 435 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,417 I hear you might have something explosive 436 00:21:35,441 --> 00:21:36,709 I can use. 437 00:21:36,733 --> 00:21:38,834 Yeah, maybe. I'm working on it. 438 00:21:38,858 --> 00:21:40,191 But just not yet. 439 00:21:41,775 --> 00:21:43,751 Let's destroy ATN, Shiv. 440 00:21:43,775 --> 00:21:46,209 Wouldn't that be a nice wedding gift 441 00:21:46,233 --> 00:21:47,417 to the American people? 442 00:21:47,441 --> 00:21:48,834 Oh, yeah, sure, 443 00:21:48,858 --> 00:21:50,709 I'm just concerned about collateral damage. 444 00:21:50,733 --> 00:21:53,292 - Tom. - Tom? 445 00:21:53,316 --> 00:21:55,292 - He'll be fine. - Says the man 446 00:21:55,316 --> 00:21:57,604 who has literally no idea what he's even talking about. 447 00:21:57,628 --> 00:21:58,959 Shiv, come on. 448 00:21:58,983 --> 00:22:02,584 I have all the arguments on monopolies, and news, 449 00:22:02,608 --> 00:22:04,709 and the coarsening of the public sphere, 450 00:22:04,733 --> 00:22:07,084 but I kind of start falling asleep 451 00:22:07,108 --> 00:22:08,668 when I hear myself talk. 452 00:22:08,692 --> 00:22:11,376 Give me something salty, Shiv. Get me a stick of dynamite 453 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,542 I can shove up his fuckin' ass! 454 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,084 OK, I get that. 455 00:22:15,108 --> 00:22:17,584 Come here. You know Gil. 456 00:22:17,608 --> 00:22:19,084 Yeah, sure. 457 00:22:19,108 --> 00:22:20,709 Pleased to meet you, Senator Eavis. 458 00:22:20,733 --> 00:22:22,501 Likewise. 459 00:22:22,525 --> 00:22:25,084 How are you finding it outside the evil empire? 460 00:22:25,108 --> 00:22:27,417 Oh, fine. I'm fine, thank you. 461 00:22:27,441 --> 00:22:29,584 And how do you like it here in the lion's den? 462 00:22:29,608 --> 00:22:31,167 Oh, I've been to zoos before. 463 00:22:31,191 --> 00:22:33,918 You like drinking our champagne? 464 00:22:33,942 --> 00:22:36,542 I'm a "champagne for all" guy, 465 00:22:36,566 --> 00:22:38,751 not a "gruel for all" guy. 466 00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,834 Hey, you know Senator Eavis. 467 00:22:40,858 --> 00:22:42,751 Sword of the dispossessed 468 00:22:42,775 --> 00:22:44,793 and lover of vintage champagne. 469 00:22:44,817 --> 00:22:47,209 I guess technically, I should take a swing at you. 470 00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:49,501 Technically, I should call you libelous scum. 471 00:22:49,525 --> 00:22:51,417 Are you gonna calm the shit-talk down, 472 00:22:51,441 --> 00:22:53,459 or are we gonna have to ramp things up? 473 00:22:53,483 --> 00:22:56,959 Is your dad gonna stop poisoning the discourse of our great republic? 474 00:22:56,983 --> 00:22:58,584 Have you got a laptop? 475 00:22:58,608 --> 00:23:01,292 Do you see the shit out there? We're the fucking good guys now. 476 00:23:01,316 --> 00:23:03,793 Join in, by the way. Feel free. 477 00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:05,459 No? 478 00:23:05,483 --> 00:23:08,626 Shiv? I mean, your guy here is shit-talkin' our company. 479 00:23:08,650 --> 00:23:10,959 Oh, yeah, we don't talk about that. 480 00:23:10,983 --> 00:23:13,292 That would be a conflict of interest. 481 00:23:13,316 --> 00:23:14,918 Oh, lies! 482 00:23:14,942 --> 00:23:17,250 Oh, 'cause you... Yeah, the lies. 483 00:23:17,274 --> 00:23:20,209 Can't wait for the big one tomorrow. Right? 484 00:23:20,233 --> 00:23:23,209 Well, these hands aren't gonna fuck themselves. 485 00:23:23,233 --> 00:23:26,024 Nice to meet you, Senator Beavis. 486 00:23:35,108 --> 00:23:37,417 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 487 00:23:37,441 --> 00:23:40,376 - Nice to finally meet you. - Tom Wambsgans. 488 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,209 Obviously. Nate. 489 00:23:42,233 --> 00:23:43,876 Uh-huh. Right. 490 00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:45,209 Right. 491 00:23:45,233 --> 00:23:47,918 I just wanted to say thanks for having me. 492 00:23:47,942 --> 00:23:49,793 I'm Tabitha. 493 00:23:49,817 --> 00:23:52,334 Hi. Well, I've heard very little about you. 494 00:23:52,358 --> 00:23:54,376 What can I say? 495 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:55,417 Best man won. 496 00:23:55,441 --> 00:23:57,918 Ha ha. As in? 497 00:23:57,942 --> 00:23:59,668 You won the Shiv-off, pal. 498 00:23:59,692 --> 00:24:00,793 Good luck. 499 00:24:00,817 --> 00:24:03,692 Right. And who... who are you again? 500 00:24:05,024 --> 00:24:07,125 Nate? Sofrelli? 501 00:24:07,149 --> 00:24:10,167 Did she never... This is embarrassing. 502 00:24:10,191 --> 00:24:14,042 - Are you a pal of Kendall's? - Yes. 503 00:24:14,066 --> 00:24:16,042 - OK. Ah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 504 00:24:16,066 --> 00:24:18,668 And Shiv and I, uh, back in ancient history we... 505 00:24:18,692 --> 00:24:20,250 Oh, right. Oh! Oh, I see. 506 00:24:20,274 --> 00:24:21,834 Oh, OK, maybe she did. 507 00:24:21,858 --> 00:24:23,292 - Right. - Maybe she did. 508 00:24:23,316 --> 00:24:25,751 Ah. The best man won. 509 00:24:25,775 --> 00:24:27,733 Maybe. 510 00:24:31,817 --> 00:24:34,834 There was an uncle who ended up living in Gibraltar with a monkey, 511 00:24:34,858 --> 00:24:38,876 and he swindled my mom's grandpa. 512 00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:42,125 We used to come here as kids. She lives nearby. 513 00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:44,566 Oh, very good. Keep the wound fresh and all that. 514 00:24:46,692 --> 00:24:48,376 You know what, I'm gonna split. 515 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,668 I can see my husband-to-be talking to my ex, 516 00:24:50,692 --> 00:24:52,542 and it's making me feel like I want to hurl. 517 00:24:52,566 --> 00:24:54,608 - So, great to meet you. - Yeah, fair. You too. 518 00:24:56,650 --> 00:24:58,149 Have a good night. 519 00:25:00,274 --> 00:25:02,250 Just to say... 520 00:25:02,274 --> 00:25:05,626 so kind of your parents to have paid for all this delicious wine. 521 00:25:05,650 --> 00:25:07,167 Oh, not at all, not at all. 522 00:25:07,191 --> 00:25:09,250 They wanted to make a contribution, so... 523 00:25:09,274 --> 00:25:13,376 So clever the way they're letting every single person know. 524 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,108 Oh. Oh, good... 525 00:25:19,775 --> 00:25:21,125 You OK? 526 00:25:21,149 --> 00:25:23,250 Yeah, I think I just got stabbed by your mom, 527 00:25:23,274 --> 00:25:24,959 but I'm not completely sure. 528 00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:26,250 Oh, yeah, that's how it works. 529 00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:28,292 You'll bleed out in about an hour. 530 00:25:28,316 --> 00:25:31,417 Can I... Can I talk to you for... two seconds? 531 00:25:31,441 --> 00:25:33,108 Uh, yeah. 532 00:25:36,566 --> 00:25:38,751 So I just wanted to get you up here 533 00:25:38,775 --> 00:25:40,959 to talk about the table plans. 534 00:25:40,983 --> 00:25:43,542 Oh. And have you thought any more about... Ow! 535 00:25:43,566 --> 00:25:46,417 Whether you want to tell me about the secret thing? 536 00:25:46,441 --> 00:25:48,793 And I just wanted to, uh, say... 537 00:25:48,817 --> 00:25:52,650 that I, uh, I did meet Nate. 538 00:25:55,316 --> 00:25:56,501 Oh, you... 539 00:25:56,525 --> 00:25:58,441 You've met Nate before. I think. 540 00:25:59,983 --> 00:26:02,125 No? Oh. 541 00:26:02,149 --> 00:26:04,334 Uh... Oh, well, he's a... 542 00:26:04,358 --> 00:26:06,167 you know, he's a good colleague, 543 00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:08,751 and, uh, he's a friend of Kendall's. 544 00:26:08,775 --> 00:26:10,918 They ran around in Shanghai together. 545 00:26:10,942 --> 00:26:12,292 And he's a dick. 546 00:26:12,316 --> 00:26:13,626 Well, he's OK, but he has 547 00:26:13,650 --> 00:26:15,584 a certain dickish quality about him. 548 00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:19,250 - Uh-huh. - I think I've mentioned him... 549 00:26:19,274 --> 00:26:20,900 to you before. 550 00:26:27,733 --> 00:26:29,358 Look, Shiv, uh... 551 00:26:31,525 --> 00:26:33,167 Is this real? 552 00:26:33,191 --> 00:26:35,501 What do you... What do you mean? 553 00:26:35,525 --> 00:26:38,959 Am I... Am I a total jerk? 554 00:26:38,983 --> 00:26:41,626 - Uh... - Do you really want to do this? 555 00:26:41,650 --> 00:26:43,626 'Cause we don't have to. 556 00:26:43,650 --> 00:26:45,334 Do this? 557 00:26:45,358 --> 00:26:49,125 - All the people are here. - Yeah. 558 00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:51,668 And... besides, I want to. 559 00:26:51,692 --> 00:26:53,566 I do... I do want to. 560 00:26:54,692 --> 00:26:56,692 I mean, is this... 561 00:26:57,942 --> 00:26:59,834 W-What level are we on? 562 00:26:59,858 --> 00:27:01,334 Are you fucking around on me? 563 00:27:01,358 --> 00:27:03,668 - Tom. - Honestly? 564 00:27:03,692 --> 00:27:05,959 This Nate... 565 00:27:05,983 --> 00:27:08,066 you know, I can... 566 00:27:09,733 --> 00:27:11,376 I can... There are vibes. 567 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:15,709 Oh, Tom. What, as soon as two colleagues are close... 568 00:27:15,733 --> 00:27:17,876 D.C. loves gossip. 569 00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:19,000 No, sure. 570 00:27:19,024 --> 00:27:20,542 Sometimes there are rumors, 571 00:27:20,566 --> 00:27:24,250 and people, you know, they're not fucking. 572 00:27:24,274 --> 00:27:26,066 But sometimes they totally are. 573 00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:30,733 Honestly? 574 00:27:36,316 --> 00:27:37,900 This is real. 575 00:27:40,233 --> 00:27:42,566 I'm not fucking around on you. 576 00:27:52,024 --> 00:27:54,417 Well, I trust you. 577 00:27:54,441 --> 00:27:56,066 Good. 578 00:27:57,608 --> 00:27:59,918 Thank you. 579 00:27:59,942 --> 00:28:02,584 And that put... puts my mind at rest. 580 00:28:02,608 --> 00:28:04,817 So... 581 00:28:08,775 --> 00:28:11,918 You know, when... 582 00:28:11,942 --> 00:28:15,274 when we met, I was in such a mess. 583 00:28:17,858 --> 00:28:20,566 I need you. Hmm? 584 00:28:22,149 --> 00:28:23,483 I do. 585 00:28:27,983 --> 00:28:29,441 I... 586 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,000 If you want to know about the secret stuff, 587 00:28:34,024 --> 00:28:36,692 the cruise line stuff, I'll tell you. 588 00:28:39,108 --> 00:28:41,000 Because we have to be able to trust. 589 00:28:41,024 --> 00:28:42,125 Right? 590 00:28:42,149 --> 00:28:44,334 Yeah? 591 00:28:44,358 --> 00:28:46,149 Yeah, that'd be great. 592 00:28:57,650 --> 00:29:00,125 - Hey. Hey. How ya doin'? - Hi. 593 00:29:00,149 --> 00:29:03,542 - Where are the kids? - They're upstairs. 594 00:29:03,566 --> 00:29:04,834 - Cool. - They're sleeping. 595 00:29:04,858 --> 00:29:06,668 - Yeah. Right. - I saw Shiv. 596 00:29:06,692 --> 00:29:08,793 How are the happy couple? OK? 597 00:29:08,817 --> 00:29:11,751 Good, you know, maintaining the veneer. 598 00:29:11,775 --> 00:29:14,000 Mm-hmm. You OK? 599 00:29:14,024 --> 00:29:17,084 I'm fantastic. I did, like, 600 00:29:17,108 --> 00:29:20,668 120 push-ups this morning, so, yeah, I think I'm OK. 601 00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:23,000 Wow. Wow. You did 120 push-ups. 602 00:29:23,024 --> 00:29:24,754 Rava, I just have a lot goin' on right now. 603 00:29:30,066 --> 00:29:31,668 It's not... 604 00:29:31,692 --> 00:29:34,525 not one of your more relaxing interludes? 605 00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:38,167 Yeah. It's not. 606 00:29:38,191 --> 00:29:41,709 I'm, uh, I'm a big fuckin' stress knot. What can I tell you? 607 00:29:41,733 --> 00:29:45,149 I probably have a tumor eating me inside-out. 608 00:29:46,650 --> 00:29:48,358 You want another drink? 609 00:29:50,149 --> 00:29:52,459 Your lawyers have gotten a little quiet on me, 610 00:29:52,483 --> 00:29:53,793 so I'm just wondering if that's... 611 00:29:53,817 --> 00:29:55,167 Oh, yeah, I don't know about that. 612 00:29:55,191 --> 00:29:57,376 Can you maybe give them a little nudge? 613 00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:58,400 Sure. 614 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,042 I'll give them a nudge. 615 00:30:02,066 --> 00:30:04,584 Ken. Ken. 616 00:30:04,608 --> 00:30:05,709 Hmm? 617 00:30:07,566 --> 00:30:09,751 - I know you... - Oh, yeah, you do? 618 00:30:09,775 --> 00:30:10,959 - Yeah, I know you. - Really. 619 00:30:10,983 --> 00:30:13,626 And if you want to talk, I am here. 620 00:30:13,650 --> 00:30:14,793 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 621 00:30:14,817 --> 00:30:17,191 Well, I'm good. 622 00:30:19,108 --> 00:30:20,191 Hmm. 623 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:25,918 Yeah, you know what, 624 00:30:25,942 --> 00:30:27,709 the truth is my lawyers are stonewalling 625 00:30:27,733 --> 00:30:30,417 because your lawyers are trying to fuck me over. 626 00:30:30,441 --> 00:30:33,417 So shall we just leave it to them, 627 00:30:33,441 --> 00:30:36,292 and then you and me can just flirt 628 00:30:36,316 --> 00:30:39,709 and you can do your whole la-dee-fuckin'-da smile 629 00:30:39,733 --> 00:30:43,042 and we can just be all chummy and everything because I love all that shit? 630 00:30:43,066 --> 00:30:45,376 Have a fuckin' line if you need one that badly. 631 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,417 Yeah, I will, OK? 632 00:30:46,441 --> 00:30:47,793 - Fuck you. - Thanks. 633 00:30:47,817 --> 00:30:49,834 Everything isn't what you think. You know? 634 00:30:49,858 --> 00:30:52,811 You can't see inside me just 'cause I've told you the occasional... 635 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:02,483 Sorry. 636 00:31:23,650 --> 00:31:25,548 Well, well, well. What the fuck's going on here? 637 00:31:25,572 --> 00:31:28,042 This looks mighty fucking cozy. 638 00:31:28,066 --> 00:31:30,709 Um... hi. Hi, Kendall. 639 00:31:30,733 --> 00:31:32,876 - Hi. - We were just... 640 00:31:32,900 --> 00:31:35,834 well, we were just saying that I think that the first time I came here 641 00:31:35,858 --> 00:31:38,125 was back when you guys were kids, like... 642 00:31:38,149 --> 00:31:39,793 maybe 1986, I think? 643 00:31:39,817 --> 00:31:41,793 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. - Remember that? 644 00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:45,167 Right. Great. 645 00:31:45,191 --> 00:31:48,959 Sorry. I'm sorry. I should, uh... 646 00:31:48,983 --> 00:31:50,626 circulate. 647 00:31:50,650 --> 00:31:52,250 - OK. - All rightie. 648 00:31:52,274 --> 00:31:54,316 - We'll see ya later. - Yep. 649 00:31:57,066 --> 00:32:01,459 Well, I'm happy to tell, but do we have to do it tonight? 650 00:32:01,483 --> 00:32:04,793 You know, 'cause it's about the corporate cover-up of crimes 651 00:32:04,817 --> 00:32:07,125 and institutionalized sexual abuse. 652 00:32:07,149 --> 00:32:08,584 Oh, fuck. 653 00:32:08,608 --> 00:32:12,501 Well... bad for Dad. Great for Gil. 654 00:32:12,525 --> 00:32:14,876 It's not very "wedding-y." 655 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:16,858 Yeah, still... 656 00:32:19,692 --> 00:32:21,848 OK. So... 657 00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:25,334 there were payoffs, 658 00:32:25,358 --> 00:32:27,250 there was... 659 00:32:27,274 --> 00:32:30,209 legal and semi-illegal intimidation... 660 00:32:30,233 --> 00:32:33,167 And do you personally have plausible deniability? 661 00:32:33,191 --> 00:32:35,000 Yes, I think so. Yeah. 662 00:32:35,024 --> 00:32:36,542 Digital deep-clean, 663 00:32:36,566 --> 00:32:38,584 and I shredded the paper material. 664 00:32:38,608 --> 00:32:40,125 - Great. - An outside team. 665 00:32:40,149 --> 00:32:42,459 And inside, signed the paper out... Greg. 666 00:32:42,483 --> 00:32:43,793 - Greg. - Yeah. 667 00:32:43,817 --> 00:32:45,501 Just thought family would be safest, 668 00:32:45,525 --> 00:32:47,042 and Greg's expendable. You know. 669 00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:49,834 What, you'd... kill Greg? 670 00:32:49,858 --> 00:32:51,959 No. But you know, he's family, right? 671 00:32:51,983 --> 00:32:54,358 - So we shut him up. - Yeah, OK, right. 672 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,751 What are you gonna do with this? 673 00:32:58,775 --> 00:33:01,042 'Cause if I give you the details, 674 00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:03,942 it could really hurt me, Shiv. 675 00:33:06,233 --> 00:33:09,191 You're not gonna let me get hurt? 676 00:33:11,233 --> 00:33:12,274 No. 677 00:33:14,900 --> 00:33:16,692 I'll need specifics. 678 00:33:18,608 --> 00:33:19,918 OK. 679 00:33:19,942 --> 00:33:21,400 So... 680 00:33:22,566 --> 00:33:23,566 So. 681 00:34:03,733 --> 00:34:05,608 Keep him away from me. 682 00:34:09,858 --> 00:34:14,441 Your father's making a subtle entrance... as I see. 683 00:34:18,817 --> 00:34:20,167 Hey. 684 00:34:20,191 --> 00:34:23,084 Come on. Forbidden fruit. 685 00:34:23,108 --> 00:34:24,292 Nate. 686 00:34:24,316 --> 00:34:26,918 Has the chicken laid the egg? 687 00:34:26,942 --> 00:34:29,358 Uh, no. Not yet. No joy. 688 00:34:34,525 --> 00:34:36,316 Look at you. 689 00:34:41,525 --> 00:34:43,459 I'm desperate to make you concentrate 690 00:34:43,483 --> 00:34:46,417 on nothing but me for just 15 minutes. 691 00:34:46,441 --> 00:34:48,858 You think I used to concentrate on you? 692 00:34:51,233 --> 00:34:52,358 Nate. 693 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:12,334 So, Greg Egg. 694 00:35:12,358 --> 00:35:14,584 - Ah. - How long do you give it? 695 00:35:14,608 --> 00:35:16,084 I'm sorry? 696 00:35:16,108 --> 00:35:18,793 The marriage. How long do you give it? 697 00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:20,542 Oh... 698 00:35:20,566 --> 00:35:23,417 Is there doubt afoot? 699 00:35:23,441 --> 00:35:27,042 I mean, I for one think they look solid as a rock. 700 00:35:27,066 --> 00:35:29,900 But there you go, I'm just an old romantic. 701 00:35:36,066 --> 00:35:37,191 Yeah, yeah! 702 00:35:41,608 --> 00:35:43,108 - Here we are. - Thank you. 703 00:36:04,858 --> 00:36:06,900 - Hello. - Hey. 704 00:36:08,692 --> 00:36:11,751 I'm feeling... much better. 705 00:36:11,775 --> 00:36:13,918 He's much improved. 706 00:36:13,942 --> 00:36:15,084 Great. 707 00:36:15,108 --> 00:36:17,167 Though you weren't actually invited. 708 00:36:17,191 --> 00:36:19,751 Maybe I can get them to make you an omelet and find you a chair. 709 00:36:19,775 --> 00:36:23,793 I think usually the ones who are paying get a chair, no? 710 00:36:23,817 --> 00:36:26,959 Oh. I didn't realize you'd contributed, Marcia. 711 00:36:26,983 --> 00:36:28,942 So rude of me. Thank you. 712 00:36:31,650 --> 00:36:33,751 Let's get to the fuckin' room, shall we? 713 00:36:33,775 --> 00:36:36,167 How is the big man? Well, well, well. 714 00:36:36,191 --> 00:36:38,417 It's good to see you. You good? 715 00:36:38,441 --> 00:36:41,084 All good. Everything is good, acquisition-wise. 716 00:36:41,108 --> 00:36:44,250 All we have to do is shut down the voice of the fuckin' people over there. 717 00:36:44,274 --> 00:36:46,483 Oh, there he is. 718 00:36:54,775 --> 00:36:57,149 - Will you excuse me? - Absolutely. 719 00:37:09,483 --> 00:37:10,817 Kendall. 720 00:37:12,316 --> 00:37:13,775 Hey, Dad. 721 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:17,334 So, what about it, son? 722 00:37:17,358 --> 00:37:20,334 You want to jump out of the trenches and play a game of soccer? 723 00:37:20,358 --> 00:37:24,209 Can I bring you some corn to get you through the winter? 724 00:37:24,233 --> 00:37:26,650 How ya doin'? What's the news? 725 00:37:28,191 --> 00:37:29,400 Oh, keepin' busy. 726 00:37:32,858 --> 00:37:36,626 You need a reference for your résumé? 727 00:37:36,650 --> 00:37:38,417 Relatively punctual. 728 00:37:38,441 --> 00:37:40,900 Prone to bouts of insubordination. 729 00:37:42,858 --> 00:37:44,358 Yeah, well, you know. 730 00:37:46,358 --> 00:37:49,084 So... 731 00:37:49,108 --> 00:37:52,709 how long are you gonna fuck about on the outside? 732 00:37:52,733 --> 00:37:55,167 Uh-huh. You recruiting? 733 00:37:55,191 --> 00:37:59,400 What, new Head of Being Continually Thwarted? 734 00:38:05,316 --> 00:38:08,125 How would a TV network suit you? Huh? 735 00:38:08,149 --> 00:38:11,626 One of the big guys when I land it. 736 00:38:11,650 --> 00:38:13,250 Could that work? 737 00:38:13,274 --> 00:38:16,292 You feelin' the heat on your own? 738 00:38:16,316 --> 00:38:17,584 Yeah? A little? 739 00:38:17,608 --> 00:38:20,042 You want me back? Like to... 740 00:38:20,066 --> 00:38:22,066 Like to put that in a press release? 741 00:38:25,066 --> 00:38:27,358 I'm just a lovely guy. 742 00:38:41,233 --> 00:38:42,959 Can you top me up, please? 743 00:38:42,983 --> 00:38:46,459 So? What was all that about, cocksucker? 744 00:38:46,483 --> 00:38:50,400 Oh, he was just telling me what a sensational job you're doing. 745 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:53,775 Fuck you. 746 00:38:55,024 --> 00:38:56,584 Did he mention the launch? 747 00:38:56,608 --> 00:38:59,056 Does he know that I've accelerated? 748 00:39:00,358 --> 00:39:02,834 Say something fuckin' funny? 749 00:39:02,858 --> 00:39:05,000 - Hello. - Oh. 750 00:39:05,024 --> 00:39:06,751 Caroline Collingwood. Mother of the bride. 751 00:39:06,775 --> 00:39:08,167 Oh. Hi, I'm Stewy. 752 00:39:08,191 --> 00:39:10,292 So, how long do you give it? 753 00:39:10,316 --> 00:39:12,751 Uh, I'd say forever. 754 00:39:12,775 --> 00:39:16,542 Or until Shiv goes away for the week, whichever comes first. 755 00:39:16,566 --> 00:39:17,709 Excuse me. 756 00:39:17,733 --> 00:39:19,959 You... beast. 757 00:39:19,983 --> 00:39:22,167 Hi. Mom. I hear you're asking 758 00:39:22,191 --> 00:39:23,417 "how long you give it." 759 00:39:23,441 --> 00:39:25,209 Just a cheeky icebreaker. 760 00:39:25,233 --> 00:39:27,084 OK, well, it's pretty fuckin' horrible. 761 00:39:27,108 --> 00:39:28,417 It's not all about you, Shiv. 762 00:39:28,441 --> 00:39:30,417 Other people need something to say. 763 00:39:30,441 --> 00:39:34,501 OK, well, can you ask them about the price of fucking fish instead? 764 00:39:34,525 --> 00:39:36,542 I like your girlfriend, Ro. 765 00:39:36,566 --> 00:39:39,250 Oh, thank you. I met her at a sex party 766 00:39:39,274 --> 00:39:41,139 where she was giving the groom a blowjob. 767 00:39:42,608 --> 00:39:45,751 - You should marry that one. - Excuse me? 768 00:39:45,775 --> 00:39:47,959 And Shiv, stop taking everything so seriously. 769 00:39:47,983 --> 00:39:49,793 I'm trying to sparkle. 770 00:39:49,817 --> 00:39:52,959 When people ask me how long I give it, I say forever. 771 00:39:52,983 --> 00:39:55,084 - OK, well... - It will be forever. 772 00:39:55,108 --> 00:39:57,316 - Well, thank you. - Or it'll feel like forever. 773 00:39:59,441 --> 00:40:01,042 She says she's being impish. 774 00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:02,682 She's being a stone cold bitch. 775 00:40:05,358 --> 00:40:08,250 Hey, you want to meet up later tonight? All together? 776 00:40:08,274 --> 00:40:09,983 - At the place? - Yeah. 777 00:40:12,108 --> 00:40:13,775 So, uh... 778 00:40:16,274 --> 00:40:17,709 you talked to the white whale? 779 00:40:17,733 --> 00:40:19,125 What'd he have to say? 780 00:40:19,149 --> 00:40:20,668 Nothing. I mean, 781 00:40:20,692 --> 00:40:22,417 he's just shoring up his position. 782 00:40:22,441 --> 00:40:24,501 It's not real. He's under pressure. 783 00:40:24,525 --> 00:40:27,167 Are you good? No wobbles, right? You OK? 784 00:40:27,191 --> 00:40:31,501 I'm not gonna get coldcocked here, am I? 785 00:40:31,525 --> 00:40:33,125 'Cause I heard from Frank 786 00:40:33,149 --> 00:40:35,392 the Canadians might not be too keen on me. 787 00:40:35,416 --> 00:40:37,167 You talked to the fucking grandfather clock? 788 00:40:37,191 --> 00:40:38,292 Has he signed anything? 789 00:40:38,316 --> 00:40:41,167 No, that would just be rude. 790 00:40:41,191 --> 00:40:43,250 I mean, he... he... he... 791 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:44,834 he used to give me flying lessons 792 00:40:44,858 --> 00:40:46,209 in his fuckin' Cessna. 793 00:40:46,233 --> 00:40:47,501 Come on, man. 794 00:40:47,525 --> 00:40:49,417 You're not a little prince anymore. 795 00:40:49,441 --> 00:40:52,167 Don't rely on Sir Talky of Fuckchester, please. 796 00:40:52,191 --> 00:40:53,598 He's good, Stewy. 797 00:40:57,566 --> 00:41:00,376 Are we working upstate, or... 798 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,834 Ah. Mr. Fuckhead, I presume. 799 00:41:03,858 --> 00:41:07,834 Logan Roy, Logan Roy, Logan Roy. 800 00:41:07,858 --> 00:41:09,668 Are we allowed to talk? 801 00:41:09,692 --> 00:41:13,709 I've nothing but admiration for you personally, Mr. Roy. 802 00:41:13,733 --> 00:41:15,125 Oh, really? 803 00:41:15,149 --> 00:41:16,876 It's the sort of thing you say, isn't it? 804 00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:19,376 Ooh. Classy. 805 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:23,751 So, what is it you've got against me? 806 00:41:23,775 --> 00:41:25,501 You're the one making it personal. 807 00:41:25,525 --> 00:41:27,376 I'm just trying to do my job, 808 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,209 think of everyone, not just myself. 809 00:41:29,233 --> 00:41:31,542 The interest of each is the good of all. 810 00:41:31,566 --> 00:41:32,842 That is the whole of the law. 811 00:41:32,866 --> 00:41:34,709 You don't need to remind me of my Adam Smith. 812 00:41:34,733 --> 00:41:37,459 - I taught economics. - Where? Kindergarten? 813 00:41:37,483 --> 00:41:40,376 What about "From each according to his ability", 814 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,876 to each according to his need"? 815 00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:44,125 What about, and this isn't me talking, 816 00:41:44,149 --> 00:41:46,668 but what about me, Mr. Fucking Ability, 817 00:41:46,692 --> 00:41:48,084 busting my chops 818 00:41:48,108 --> 00:41:49,334 in my auto shop 819 00:41:49,358 --> 00:41:52,751 so that some needy fuck from the projects 820 00:41:52,775 --> 00:41:54,542 can jack off on my time? 821 00:41:54,566 --> 00:41:56,084 That's the issue, I'm afraid. 822 00:41:56,108 --> 00:41:58,793 Well, I find that a very reductive view of human nature. 823 00:41:58,817 --> 00:42:00,417 I didn't make human nature, 824 00:42:00,441 --> 00:42:02,751 but I do know what they read and what they watch. 825 00:42:02,775 --> 00:42:06,584 I make my nut off what people really want. 826 00:42:06,608 --> 00:42:08,376 Don't tell me about people. 827 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,400 I'd go flat broke in a week if I didn't. 828 00:42:15,191 --> 00:42:17,108 Nice to meet you, Senator. 829 00:42:19,650 --> 00:42:20,983 Yeah. 830 00:42:24,149 --> 00:42:26,334 Sleep well, Dad. 831 00:42:26,358 --> 00:42:28,292 - Night. - Thank you. 832 00:42:28,316 --> 00:42:31,459 Might be your last good one for a decade or so. 833 00:42:31,483 --> 00:42:32,793 Hmm? 834 00:42:32,817 --> 00:42:35,793 The cruise situation. 835 00:42:35,817 --> 00:42:37,918 I don't know what you're talkin' about. 836 00:42:37,942 --> 00:42:39,125 Yeah, sure. 837 00:42:39,149 --> 00:42:40,959 Well, you might soon. 838 00:42:40,983 --> 00:42:42,274 Unless... 839 00:42:48,983 --> 00:42:52,834 You could afford to be un peu plus agréable, Siobhan. 840 00:42:52,858 --> 00:42:54,709 You don't understand, Marcia. 841 00:42:54,733 --> 00:42:59,459 Well, I know when I see a spoiled slut. 842 00:42:59,483 --> 00:43:00,709 Excuse me? 843 00:43:00,733 --> 00:43:02,191 Tu m'entends. 844 00:43:03,566 --> 00:43:05,459 What the fuck? Who are you? 845 00:43:05,483 --> 00:43:07,834 Apart from a machine for gathering power? 846 00:43:07,858 --> 00:43:11,167 You don't know how vulnerable a human being can be. 847 00:43:11,191 --> 00:43:12,326 Oh, for fuck's sake. 848 00:43:12,350 --> 00:43:15,042 Have you ever had a fucking grapefruit without an agenda? 849 00:43:15,066 --> 00:43:16,709 He made you a playground, 850 00:43:16,733 --> 00:43:18,668 and you think it's a whole world. 851 00:43:18,692 --> 00:43:20,918 Well, va te faire foutre. 852 00:43:20,942 --> 00:43:23,501 Go out and see how you like it. 853 00:43:23,525 --> 00:43:24,525 Fuck off. 854 00:43:32,358 --> 00:43:34,501 Well, you two seem to be the best of friends. 855 00:43:34,525 --> 00:43:35,834 Don't. 856 00:43:35,858 --> 00:43:38,834 Aw, come on. It's OK. 857 00:43:38,858 --> 00:43:40,692 Hey. Pinky. 858 00:43:42,441 --> 00:43:44,233 Someone will be in touch. 859 00:43:47,066 --> 00:43:48,566 Great. 860 00:43:49,900 --> 00:43:51,751 Mmwahh. 861 00:43:51,775 --> 00:43:53,376 Hmm. 862 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,417 You know, you're fuckin' great. 863 00:43:56,441 --> 00:43:58,250 Thank you! 864 00:43:58,274 --> 00:43:59,793 You're not a head fuck. 865 00:43:59,817 --> 00:44:02,035 Or a bitch or a leech. 866 00:44:03,066 --> 00:44:05,042 You say such pretty things. 867 00:44:05,066 --> 00:44:08,167 You never once asked to stay over... 868 00:44:08,191 --> 00:44:11,376 or how it works with my dad, or the trust, 869 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:15,042 or what my stake is, you know? 870 00:44:15,066 --> 00:44:18,108 I'm just pathologically incurious. 871 00:44:21,858 --> 00:44:24,024 What if I was prepared to marry you? 872 00:44:25,942 --> 00:44:27,501 Hello? 873 00:44:27,525 --> 00:44:30,084 Hiya. 874 00:44:30,108 --> 00:44:31,584 - Right. - What? 875 00:44:31,608 --> 00:44:33,626 Shiv's getting married, 876 00:44:33,650 --> 00:44:35,376 Kendall got married... 877 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,167 I see. So, how about you come down off of Mt. Olympus 878 00:44:38,191 --> 00:44:40,042 and propose to a mere mortal? 879 00:44:40,066 --> 00:44:41,584 Yeah, what if? 880 00:44:41,608 --> 00:44:43,918 - No. - No? 881 00:44:43,942 --> 00:44:46,250 - Crazy. - Why is this crazy? 882 00:44:46,274 --> 00:44:50,042 Because this isn't a normal relationship. 883 00:44:50,066 --> 00:44:51,250 Why? 884 00:44:51,274 --> 00:44:54,751 Well, um, for one thing, 885 00:44:54,775 --> 00:44:56,751 we never fuck. 886 00:44:56,775 --> 00:44:58,501 Oh, yeah, we do. 887 00:44:58,525 --> 00:45:00,250 - No, we don't. - Yeah, come on, 888 00:45:00,274 --> 00:45:02,292 yeah, we do, we've been busy, that's all. 889 00:45:02,316 --> 00:45:06,584 No, you, like, kind of jerked off near me, once. 890 00:45:06,608 --> 00:45:08,250 There's no need to be disgusting. 891 00:45:08,274 --> 00:45:10,959 To be honest, Roman, I've had more sexual contact 892 00:45:10,983 --> 00:45:12,876 with the groom than I have with you. 893 00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:14,501 I asked you not to talk about that. 894 00:45:14,525 --> 00:45:16,196 I've slept with a lot of guys, Roman Roy, 895 00:45:16,220 --> 00:45:18,209 and if that is gonna be a problem, you better say. 896 00:45:18,233 --> 00:45:20,376 It's not gonna be a problem, it's Tom's. 897 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,441 You want to get married or not? 898 00:45:25,858 --> 00:45:28,084 Babe. 899 00:45:28,108 --> 00:45:31,817 Do you think this is the way to get someone to stay? 900 00:45:37,858 --> 00:45:40,751 Hey-hey, Gerri. 901 00:45:40,775 --> 00:45:43,209 Thank you for meeting me here. 902 00:45:43,233 --> 00:45:44,376 Uh-huh. What is this? 903 00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,292 Uh, just a chat. 904 00:45:46,316 --> 00:45:48,167 Right. It's your wedding; 905 00:45:48,191 --> 00:45:50,209 Why do I feel like I'm about to get fucked? 906 00:45:50,233 --> 00:45:53,376 OK, it's late. Here's the situation. 907 00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,834 I know all about the cruise division horror show. 908 00:45:55,858 --> 00:45:57,834 And the cover-up. 909 00:45:57,858 --> 00:45:59,334 And Gil wants to go to town on you, 910 00:45:59,358 --> 00:46:00,793 but maybe I can get him to hold off 911 00:46:00,817 --> 00:46:03,042 if ATN stops the personal stuff. 912 00:46:03,066 --> 00:46:04,084 Gil's wife. 913 00:46:04,108 --> 00:46:06,459 You want us to stop attacking him? 914 00:46:06,483 --> 00:46:08,584 Poor liddle fwagile pwesidential candidate. 915 00:46:08,608 --> 00:46:11,668 No, keep attacking him all through the primaries, 916 00:46:11,692 --> 00:46:13,668 fire up our base, and then just back off 917 00:46:13,692 --> 00:46:14,853 for the general. 918 00:46:14,877 --> 00:46:17,209 They're journalists, Shiv, not remote-controlled little... 919 00:46:17,233 --> 00:46:19,668 Yeah, sure they are. I just feel confident that, you know, 920 00:46:19,692 --> 00:46:23,167 a little public comment or two from my dad, an email, 921 00:46:23,191 --> 00:46:25,306 and the minions realign pretty quick. 922 00:46:27,024 --> 00:46:29,858 So you are, um... 923 00:46:29,983 --> 00:46:31,209 just to be clear... 924 00:46:31,233 --> 00:46:32,668 Oh, yeah. No, I'm bullying you. 925 00:46:32,692 --> 00:46:34,209 Yes. I'm blackmailing you. 926 00:46:34,233 --> 00:46:35,923 I'm threatening to destroy my father, 927 00:46:35,947 --> 00:46:38,295 - however you want to put it. - And you're happy with that? 928 00:46:38,319 --> 00:46:40,876 Oh, come on, it is what it is. 929 00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:44,000 You used to be such a nice girl. 930 00:46:44,024 --> 00:46:46,125 - And Tom needs to be clean. - Oh. 931 00:46:46,149 --> 00:46:49,459 Move him on, move him up... maybe abroad. 932 00:46:49,483 --> 00:46:51,125 Clean hands. 933 00:46:51,149 --> 00:46:52,709 You're very pushy, missy. 934 00:46:52,733 --> 00:46:55,024 Thank you, fairy godmother. 935 00:46:56,692 --> 00:46:59,125 And if I was authorized to accept, 936 00:46:59,149 --> 00:47:01,918 can you get Mr. Smith to fuck off back to Washington 937 00:47:01,942 --> 00:47:04,334 and not pull down his pants to show off his amazing morals? 938 00:47:04,358 --> 00:47:07,042 Yeah, I'm pretty sure I can persuade him that a dirty LBJ 939 00:47:07,066 --> 00:47:10,223 gets more done than a clean McGovern. 940 00:47:12,817 --> 00:47:14,918 OK, well, good night. 941 00:47:14,942 --> 00:47:16,918 Hey. 942 00:47:16,942 --> 00:47:21,084 No marriage advice from my dear old godmother? 943 00:47:21,108 --> 00:47:25,000 I don't know. I was never very good at all that. 944 00:47:25,024 --> 00:47:26,876 My husband died. 945 00:47:26,900 --> 00:47:28,942 Don't let him die? 946 00:47:33,233 --> 00:47:35,959 OK, what is this? I was in the middle of a conversation. 947 00:47:35,983 --> 00:47:38,834 Dude, I am super-sorry. Jess, could you give us a second? 948 00:47:38,858 --> 00:47:40,209 No. Stew? Seriously. 949 00:47:40,233 --> 00:47:41,753 Ken, I got... I got Sandy on the line. 950 00:47:44,108 --> 00:47:45,566 Sandy? 951 00:47:47,566 --> 00:47:49,043 - Fuck. - What is it? 952 00:47:49,067 --> 00:47:50,240 He can tell you. 953 00:47:50,264 --> 00:47:52,350 You can say, Stew. What's with the theatrics? 954 00:47:52,374 --> 00:47:54,209 Can you hold for Mr. Furness? 955 00:47:54,233 --> 00:47:55,876 He was just there. Where'd he go? 956 00:47:55,900 --> 00:47:58,125 You're not gonna say? Seriously? 957 00:47:58,149 --> 00:48:00,084 Is this the coldcock? 958 00:48:00,108 --> 00:48:02,000 I think it's just best that he tell you. That's all. 959 00:48:02,024 --> 00:48:03,834 You're such a pussy. 960 00:48:03,858 --> 00:48:07,125 Is... Is it... Is this, uh, Canadian shit? 961 00:48:07,149 --> 00:48:10,626 Um... it's about that bear hug letter. 962 00:48:10,650 --> 00:48:13,376 - Starting the takeover? - OK. 963 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,793 An acceleration. 964 00:48:15,817 --> 00:48:19,417 No, no, no. No, no, no. Fuck off. 965 00:48:19,441 --> 00:48:21,292 This weekend. 966 00:48:21,316 --> 00:48:23,459 - Hello, Sandy? - At my sister's wedding? 967 00:48:23,483 --> 00:48:26,626 Are you insane? What do you want this to be, 968 00:48:26,650 --> 00:48:28,501 One Wedding and Four Fuckin' Funerals? 969 00:48:28,525 --> 00:48:30,084 Hello? 970 00:48:30,108 --> 00:48:32,084 Hi. Yeah, he told me already. 971 00:48:32,108 --> 00:48:35,042 No, absolutely not, no way, no. No! Fuck this! 972 00:48:35,066 --> 00:48:39,042 Listen, but you told Frank Vernon. 973 00:48:39,066 --> 00:48:41,250 I t... I... 974 00:48:41,274 --> 00:48:43,042 That has... I... I hinted. 975 00:48:43,066 --> 00:48:45,250 We've been contacted by a reporter, 976 00:48:45,274 --> 00:48:47,376 and they know something's cooking. 977 00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,626 We have to go tomorrow or risk a leak, 978 00:48:50,650 --> 00:48:52,525 which kills us. 979 00:48:53,692 --> 00:48:56,292 No. N... We're all together, OK? 980 00:48:56,316 --> 00:48:58,584 This is... This is not a good time. 981 00:48:58,608 --> 00:49:00,793 Well, it really is a good time. 982 00:49:00,817 --> 00:49:03,042 Your dad's out of the loop in the UK, 983 00:49:03,066 --> 00:49:04,483 we catch him off-guard. 984 00:49:07,233 --> 00:49:08,334 No. 985 00:49:08,358 --> 00:49:13,834 I... I need to, uh, you know, pr... 986 00:49:13,858 --> 00:49:15,417 p-p-p-prepare. 987 00:49:15,441 --> 00:49:17,042 Uh, I... I... 988 00:49:17,066 --> 00:49:19,042 Sandy, I need... 989 00:49:19,066 --> 00:49:20,250 prep time. 990 00:49:20,274 --> 00:49:22,042 OK? F-For the approach. 991 00:49:22,066 --> 00:49:25,709 You can't make an omelet without breaking some dicks. 992 00:49:25,733 --> 00:49:27,876 Look, I'm sorry. OK? 993 00:49:27,900 --> 00:49:29,876 We'll be in touch with the letter, 994 00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:33,125 and let's close-coordinate on the minute it's presented. 995 00:49:33,149 --> 00:49:36,292 OK? Thanks, kid. 996 00:49:36,316 --> 00:49:39,441 Motherfucker. 997 00:49:52,650 --> 00:49:54,584 - Hey. How ya doin'? - Hey. 998 00:49:54,608 --> 00:49:57,542 Where's Con? 999 00:49:57,566 --> 00:49:59,042 - Uh... - Did...? 1000 00:49:59,066 --> 00:50:02,250 - Con? Was he invited? - Did you tell him? 1001 00:50:02,274 --> 00:50:05,000 - Oh... Come on. What? - Oh. 1002 00:50:05,024 --> 00:50:06,959 You want me to get him? I told Willa. 1003 00:50:06,983 --> 00:50:09,084 Uh... my... 1004 00:50:09,108 --> 00:50:10,793 Fucking hell! 1005 00:50:10,817 --> 00:50:12,608 Why did you get in the boat? 1006 00:50:15,608 --> 00:50:17,376 No, I'm good. I got shit to do. 1007 00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,417 What?! Why are we here? 1008 00:50:19,441 --> 00:50:21,876 I thought this was for old times. 1009 00:50:21,900 --> 00:50:23,959 - Uh... - No? 1010 00:50:23,983 --> 00:50:26,334 What about you, you wanna smoke my jay? 1011 00:50:26,358 --> 00:50:29,501 No, I got shit to do too. A lot cookin'. 1012 00:50:29,525 --> 00:50:31,084 What the fuck! Really? 1013 00:50:31,108 --> 00:50:33,000 All right, one hit. 1014 00:50:33,024 --> 00:50:34,973 There we go, motherfucker. 1015 00:50:37,108 --> 00:50:38,250 Diss. 1016 00:50:38,274 --> 00:50:40,608 - Intercepted. - Old times. 1017 00:50:43,650 --> 00:50:46,250 So listen, guys, um... 1018 00:50:46,274 --> 00:50:48,876 I do have something I need to tell you. 1019 00:50:48,900 --> 00:50:52,042 Um... I was at Mom's earlier, 1020 00:50:52,066 --> 00:50:54,626 she had me going through her papers and stuff, 1021 00:50:54,650 --> 00:50:56,167 sortin' through some shit, 1022 00:50:56,191 --> 00:50:59,918 and it turns out, uh, Shiv... 1023 00:50:59,942 --> 00:51:02,250 you're adopted. 1024 00:51:02,274 --> 00:51:05,668 And Ken? You're adopted. 1025 00:51:05,692 --> 00:51:07,709 And Connor is obviously adopted. 1026 00:51:07,733 --> 00:51:10,292 And so all that shit's comin' to me, 1027 00:51:10,316 --> 00:51:11,751 so you can fuck off. 1028 00:51:11,775 --> 00:51:14,501 I'm sorry, I don't know why I asked you down here. 1029 00:51:14,525 --> 00:51:15,834 No, it's good. 1030 00:51:15,858 --> 00:51:18,149 Congratulations. 1031 00:51:19,775 --> 00:51:20,983 I'm happy for you. 1032 00:51:22,566 --> 00:51:24,501 I'm happy for you. 1033 00:51:24,525 --> 00:51:25,733 Thanks. 1034 00:51:29,650 --> 00:51:32,167 It's gotta not be so easy for you 1035 00:51:32,191 --> 00:51:35,191 to be on the outside, seeing me do big shit. 1036 00:51:38,483 --> 00:51:39,584 Yeah. 1037 00:51:39,608 --> 00:51:41,692 Big of you. Thank you. 1038 00:51:43,274 --> 00:51:46,209 Yeah, well... 1039 00:51:46,233 --> 00:51:49,692 uh... can I suggest a hug? 1040 00:51:50,917 --> 00:51:52,876 - You serious? - What is it... What? 1041 00:51:52,900 --> 00:51:54,125 - Yeah. I'm serious. - Why? 1042 00:51:54,149 --> 00:51:56,042 Just... come on. Bring it in. 1043 00:51:56,066 --> 00:51:58,751 - You know you want to. - I'm goin' butt-first. 1044 00:51:58,775 --> 00:52:01,459 Here I come. 1045 00:52:01,483 --> 00:52:03,723 - Here we all are! - Ahh! 1046 00:52:05,650 --> 00:52:08,723 Ow! I think I cut the nipple right off! 1047 00:52:11,900 --> 00:52:13,709 I don't know, I mean, like, 1048 00:52:13,733 --> 00:52:15,167 I think I owe it to him, 1049 00:52:15,191 --> 00:52:17,501 but I don't want to be the one to tell him. 1050 00:52:17,525 --> 00:52:19,542 You know? 1051 00:52:19,566 --> 00:52:22,900 I mean, like, what if he finds out that I knew? 1052 00:52:28,692 --> 00:52:31,376 Like... I either... 1053 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:35,042 I either owe it to tell him... owe it to him to tell him, 1054 00:52:35,066 --> 00:52:39,584 or I don't owe it to him to totally t... not tell him. 1055 00:52:39,608 --> 00:52:40,900 I think tell him. 1056 00:52:42,358 --> 00:52:43,900 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1057 00:52:46,441 --> 00:52:48,167 Maybe don't? 1058 00:52:48,191 --> 00:52:49,900 I don't fuckin' know. 1059 00:53:07,900 --> 00:53:10,084 Right. 1060 00:53:10,108 --> 00:53:12,709 Well, no we can't do that because that'll trigger 1061 00:53:12,733 --> 00:53:14,431 the disclosure... 1062 00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:59,959 Oh, shit. That's him. Wait. Stop. Stop. 1063 00:53:59,983 --> 00:54:01,793 Great night. Th-Thanks for the ride. 1064 00:54:01,817 --> 00:54:06,459 - Hey, Tom! - Hey, hey! 1065 00:54:06,483 --> 00:54:10,024 - Hey, wait up! - Morning, Greg! 1066 00:54:12,566 --> 00:54:14,501 Look, Tom, uh, 1067 00:54:14,525 --> 00:54:18,125 I... I, uh, didn't know... 1068 00:54:18,149 --> 00:54:20,334 like, exactly how to tell you this, 1069 00:54:20,358 --> 00:54:24,668 and I've been up all night trying to think exactly how to... 1070 00:54:24,692 --> 00:54:26,149 broach... 1071 00:54:27,608 --> 00:54:29,834 So I want to just say that... that... 1072 00:54:29,858 --> 00:54:32,334 I think that Shiv is, like... 1073 00:54:32,358 --> 00:54:33,584 No. N... 1074 00:54:33,608 --> 00:54:35,292 I think she's having an affair. 1075 00:54:35,316 --> 00:54:37,709 No. You're wrong. 1076 00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:39,668 No... No, I'm... I mean, not... 1077 00:54:39,692 --> 00:54:41,417 Shut up, Greg. Shut up. 1078 00:54:41,441 --> 00:54:43,334 Well, no, because I s... I... 1079 00:54:43,358 --> 00:54:45,834 - You are. You're wrong. - Maybe I'm wrong. 1080 00:54:45,858 --> 00:54:47,793 You are wrong, so we're all good. 1081 00:54:47,817 --> 00:54:49,876 - OK. G-Good. - OK? So, good. 1082 00:54:49,900 --> 00:54:51,250 Thank you for your time. 1083 00:54:51,274 --> 00:54:53,292 Yeah. And you don't want to hear... 1084 00:54:53,316 --> 00:54:55,542 I don't want to hear anything, Greg, because it was a misunderstanding, OK? 1085 00:54:55,566 --> 00:54:57,011 - I saw what I saw... - Shut up. 1086 00:54:57,035 --> 00:54:58,584 I just said shut up. Shut the fuck up. 1087 00:54:58,608 --> 00:54:59,876 All right, but I think you should know... 1088 00:54:59,900 --> 00:55:02,042 No. Shut... Shut the fuck up, Greg. 1089 00:55:02,066 --> 00:55:04,292 - I'm trying to help you. - Shut up, will ya? 1090 00:55:04,316 --> 00:55:06,125 - Fuckin' shut up. - Dude! What the hell?! 1091 00:55:06,149 --> 00:55:08,584 I told you to fuckin' shut up! 1092 00:55:08,608 --> 00:55:10,918 Get off of me! 1093 00:55:10,942 --> 00:55:12,834 - Just shut up! - What the fuck, man?! 1094 00:55:12,858 --> 00:55:14,900 - Yeah, I... - Shut up! 1095 00:55:26,900 --> 00:55:28,209 You know, 1096 00:55:28,233 --> 00:55:31,334 I was quite outraged when she suggested this. 1097 00:55:31,358 --> 00:55:34,709 I don't like being outside the U.S. for too long. 1098 00:55:34,733 --> 00:55:36,084 Doesn't sit well. 1099 00:55:36,108 --> 00:55:39,292 And there's a mercilessness I miss. 1100 00:55:39,316 --> 00:55:41,334 I'm not used to these squalid little deals. 1101 00:55:41,358 --> 00:55:43,584 Yeah, living with the safety catch off, 1102 00:55:43,608 --> 00:55:45,209 fuckin' without a rubber. 1103 00:55:45,233 --> 00:55:47,417 Everywhere else feels so soft. 1104 00:55:47,441 --> 00:55:49,942 I mean, look at this fuckin' place. 1105 00:55:51,358 --> 00:55:54,292 Yeah, well, it... it's all quite refined. 1106 00:55:54,316 --> 00:55:56,584 Refined? Ahh. 1107 00:55:56,608 --> 00:55:59,125 Slaves. Cotton and sugar. 1108 00:55:59,149 --> 00:56:02,709 This country's nothing but an off-shore laundry 1109 00:56:02,733 --> 00:56:06,223 for turning evil into hard currency. 1110 00:56:07,900 --> 00:56:10,501 Is this where you tell me you're working for the communists? 1111 00:56:10,525 --> 00:56:12,167 And now it just lies here, 1112 00:56:12,191 --> 00:56:14,417 living off its capital, sucking in immigrants 1113 00:56:14,441 --> 00:56:17,125 to turn it and stop it getting bed sores. 1114 00:56:17,149 --> 00:56:19,459 I was looking forward to taking you down. 1115 00:56:19,483 --> 00:56:21,483 You've got a very persuasive daughter. 1116 00:56:22,817 --> 00:56:26,626 But doesn't a deal feel so much better? 1117 00:56:26,650 --> 00:56:28,274 Handshake? 1118 00:56:29,942 --> 00:56:32,983 I don't think either of us want to get dirty, do we? 1119 00:56:53,483 --> 00:56:54,483 Yeah. 1120 00:57:09,900 --> 00:57:11,834 You want to game it? 1121 00:57:11,858 --> 00:57:13,834 Sure. 1122 00:57:13,858 --> 00:57:15,584 Deliver the letter, 1123 00:57:15,608 --> 00:57:18,793 he calls emergency board... 1124 00:57:18,817 --> 00:57:22,066 we go public, world blows up. 1125 00:57:34,858 --> 00:57:37,209 The arbs dive in, 1126 00:57:37,233 --> 00:57:39,876 he tells the world some fairy tales, 1127 00:57:39,900 --> 00:57:42,793 talks poison pill, other defenses, 1128 00:57:42,817 --> 00:57:45,723 board says, "Hang on, we don't want to get sued." 1129 00:57:48,233 --> 00:57:49,942 Thank you. 1130 00:57:58,233 --> 00:58:00,334 Dad says, "Fuck the shareholders," 1131 00:58:00,358 --> 00:58:02,876 he calls analysts, calls hedge funds, 1132 00:58:02,900 --> 00:58:04,501 tries to find a white knight, 1133 00:58:04,525 --> 00:58:06,250 calls us, tells us to fuck off. 1134 00:58:06,274 --> 00:58:09,459 He's a good man, Pinky. 1135 00:58:09,483 --> 00:58:10,942 He's a good man. 1136 00:58:20,900 --> 00:58:23,817 Price rockets, because everyone knows we're gonna win. 1137 00:58:31,775 --> 00:58:34,566 You think there's a chance he'll just do a deal? 1138 00:58:36,733 --> 00:58:38,608 Have you met my dad? 1139 00:58:40,775 --> 00:58:44,084 Nope. He'll never retreat. 1140 00:58:44,108 --> 00:58:47,650 It'll be hostile, hostile, hostile. 81079

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