Original subtitles

"Wonder Women"

Go over there

to the ambulance!

I'll call your ma!

Don't be scared! I'll call your ma!

What's your ma's number?

I've asked her.

It's 3367126 paging double 3 double 4.

It's double 4 double 3!

I forget. Got to write it down!

Get into the car quickly!

Double 3 double 4...

Is it double 3 double 4 or double 4 double 3?

Remember, call up all the magazines

and newspapers. Let's make a big fuss!

Leung Shing Po, you take down the names

Make sure everybody shows up.

Who wants a lift?

Yes,|do“!

None of them looks weII.

Tomorrow at twelve, Holiday Inn!

We'll make a big fuss.

Remember twelve sharp.

Tomorrow at twelve, Holiday Inn, tomorrow

I'll take the next car.

Brigitta, twelve o'clock tomorrow.

We'll make a big fuss.

Help!

What did you say?

Help! Help!

Something wrong with the door?

Something wrong with the door?

Go away!

Daisy, let Brigitta get in first!

She‘s in trouble. Get in. Bye!

Don't worry, there's another car coming!

I wonder if there's still room service available.

He said he would drop me to take the cross—harbour bus.

He wanted to go to the celebration party!

Men always like to have a drink or two.

Let him go!

He just wanted to be close to her!

Be close to her? I don't get it!

Sorry, I'm not in the mood to explain it to you.

I used all my strength to drag

you out from the car.

How can you not explain it to me?

Pack up. Gotta leave now!

Otherwise, the car will leave without you!

I got money!

If I have to wake across the harbour, I'll walk!

Dumbbell!

No more room service.

No more telephone calls!

We're like Cinderella, eh?

Everything vanished after midnight!

Including room service!

Why did you drag me out from the car?

Where did you find this eye—shadow?

Why dragged me out?

Are you trying to tell me something by screaming at me?

Don't cry now,

I don't know what you're mumbling!

Sorry, but I'm really in a mess!

If I could take it through tonight,

I'll be okay!

You hair stylist boyfriend is a double—crosser!

It's in the newspaper, everybody knows!

He's riding on two horses at the same time.

As soon as one wins, he kicks off the other.

Now he's with the second runner—up,

the wicked big dog.

He shoves you off mercilessly!

Am I correct?

Hold me tight, please!

I nearly moved in with him!

You must have slept with him, right?

I've been with him since

I made it into the semi—final.

I'll get scolded if I go home too late in the midnight.

So it's all right if you don't go home at all?

How weird?!

I'm tired, can I let you off?

We are no more than acquaintances.

If I'm not so desperate.

I won't take up so much of your time.

Des... per... ate

does it mean brave?

You can leave without me!

I'm staying for the night.

Just go.

Don't be silly, that wicked bitch!

She‘s gonna pay for it!

It has nothing to do with her!

I could've won the contest.

Then I would be the one having

fun in the party tonight!

You‘re talking sense at last!

As long as you're willing to use

your brain, you're fine!

Come on, let's go home!

I haven't been back for over a week.

Now I've lost, I'm not going back!

I got a brilliant idea!

Now we'd like to ask the 15 contestants.

To come out in their bathing suits.

No.4, Miss Brigitta Lin!

He idol is De Gaulle!

It's disgusting that we're not allowed to use pads!

See, only a tiny pad!

It sure makes a whole lot of difference!

No.9, Miss Yip Mei Fung.

Hey, here comes the wicked bitch!

Her idol is Zhou Runfa.

I didn't bring any clothes along.

Got nothing to wear to work tomorrow!

You have to go back to work tomorrow?

You won't have anything suitable for me, right?

I've got a great two-piece suit.

You must have it dry-cleaned and returned to me!

Wow, dragon, tiger, leopard!

No, that's a snake, not dragon!

I wear this to every job interview!

I even got a purse to match, want it?

What kind of job interviews were they?

Cashier...!

Cosmetics counter...

A gossip magazine claims

that a few contestants.

Have worked in the China City Night Club.

How do you know?

I bet you're one of them.

You work in an office during the day.

At night, you work in the night clubs.

With this dress of yours.

I will look like one of those clubs girls doubtlessly.

I just can't help saying this!

When they announced the first runner-up.

The TV audience must have smashed their TV sets.

Really, she's more like a drag queen then no. 19.

She looks like my aunt.

She looks like my aunt.

My ma says when Hong Kong was war.

Everywhere there's Japanese raping the girls.

My aunt was caught!

But then she was released!

They didn't want her!

They released her? Yeah? Really?

Yes!

What a shame?

It's true.

Wow, you're too ugly!

We don't want you, go away!

This is a telephone recording,

I'm out at the moment.

Please leave the message after the tone of the "Beep".

Yammie, what's wrong with you?

Still out at this hour of the night!

The reporters remind us

to bring our bathing suit.

Pass it on to the girls. See you!

The second runner—up is...!

They're announcing the winners!

Miss Yip Mei Fung!

You looked quite upset!

No, I wasn't!

Just missed it!

It's my aunt, no need to watch!

Now is the most exciting moment.

The winner is...

Did you think it could be you, huh?!

Did you?

Shhh!

It's all over now. Did you think you're going to win?

No!

No? you're lying. Your God will punish you

I was all prepared to step forward.

The winner is...

I wasn't in my best shape tonight.

Don't make excuses!

The winner is No. 31. Fu Kuk Ching.

I'll appear in my best shape

in front of the reporters.

Yammie Leung, you're the best!

(Monday)

Excuse me!

Please hold on a minute!

Does she look prettier on TV? She‘s much prettier in person!

No pork chop spaghetti, just beef and tomato!

You‘ll surely be very busy today!

What's that supposed to mean?

I heard everybody is coming down to take a look at you!

You and your big mouth.

When you went for the interview two months ago.

The entire building knew already.

I didn't spread the news.

Maggie, don't forget to bring the magazine along!

Brigitta, you look great last night!

The winner looked so unnatural!

She must have done a face—lift job, am I right?

I don't know, I didn't ask!

Just look at Miss Youth,

she's far from her puberty.

Even my twelve—year—old daughter is taller than her!

She‘s not even 5 feet tall!

No. 22 has no figure at all.

No. 22 has no figure at all.

How ridiculous.

I wish I had entered the beauty contest too.

Absolutely right. Look

Sorry...!

You‘re always late!

Brigitta, you made me lose fifteen dollars!

I placed heavy bets on you to win.

Let's go! It's lunch time!

Isn't she the one in

the beauty contest last night!

— Oh yeah! — It's her!

HONG KONG BUSINESS CENTRE!

Miss Brigitta Lin please!

So much is happening here? You should‘ve come!

The reporters took a lot of photos!

I brought all my bathing suits along,

you can pick up one!

Get here, quick!

Can't you sneak out for a while?

Everyone's asking about you.

Those reporters insist that since you've been dumped.

You‘re got no courage to show up!

Come and explain it to them. You‘ll steal the show!

I've got to go, they're taking pictures!

If you're free, please come now!

The organizer was not fair to us.

We got facts to support this.

Here's the press release for your reference.

Right, we'll publish it.

"Beauty Contest" is unfair.

My dad says the organizer is always unfair

My dad says the organizer is always unfair

Opheria, your signature is not very clear.

You don't want people to know you've signed?

It's beautiful!

I'm easy, I'll kneel!

I'll imitate the winner last night!

You go over there.

Let's go!

Did the winner get any special treatment?

Let me tell you, it's not fair at all.

We had so many rules to follow!

We're not allowed to put on eye shadow.

The winner had a specialist

— always at her service. — Great

before it's too late!

The magazine offers her fifty thousand to pose in it.

What do you think?

Fifty thousand?

All nude?

If so, she should demand for a higher price, right?

You‘d better be selective with these things!

One day when you want

to marry some rich guy.

— You'll regret it! — Please wait!

There's a celebration banquet for a movie tonight.

Hello! Okay

Yes! Sure!

What? Sylvestor Stallone's coming too?

Hey, you can't take pictures here!

Where are you from?

Have you contacted your hair stylist friend?

I got work to do now!

Can we talk after work?

Say a word or two, please!

He was with Miss Yip to the party

And at the disco!

Any comments?

Are you very upset?

Come, say a few words!

You are the victim.

I don't care what you say!

You can deny, don't

let him get away with it!

Brigitta, Mrs. Lo wants to see you!

What am I supposed to do with you?

Your performance is poor!

You can't get along with your colleagues.

Tell me, just where should I place you?

If you're smart I could promote you to sit in the comer!

I'm the one who employed you!

The boss is giving me a hard time just now.

I'm so embarrassed!

Don't give me that long face!

I don't feel good either!

I'll resign!

It'll be easier for you!

Wait till find someone to replace you first!

The people I train are all professionals!

You can't just leave as you please!

Mary, is the telex here yet?

Go and see if it's her?

If you've won, I could still say some good words for you.

Now you're become a display of the company.

Now you're become a display of the company.

Too bad we don't have a showroom for you!

Hey, Mary!

HONG KONG BUSINESS CENTRE!

Brigitta? It's me again. Yammie here!

I'm using Lily's portable phone!

Hey, Stallone is in town.

Don't tell anyone!

— Don't say a word! — Not a word!

Hey, are you there?

Hey...

What's up? You can't talk now!

Is that a signal or something?

Well, I'll hang up then!

Lily's auntie is taking us

to factories in Sunyukong!

They sell different labeled garment for sale!

I meant to ask you to come along with us...

Yes, I'll go!

We'll wait till you're off!

I'm coming now!

I'll get there as fast as I can!

You‘ve got guts!

Great! We'll pick you up!

Yes!

Well! She's gone to the market!

Mrs. Lo is real mad.

What's the matter with you?

You‘d better go to apologize to her!

Do I look like I would do such a thing?

Do I?

I'm going to shopping and

I'm going to meet Stallone!

What's up?

She leaving, bye!

Brigitta, please don't!

There's a beauty contestant

working on this floor.

Yes.

This trip is really rewarding, everything's so cheap.

But it‘s kind of dusty. Isn't it?

Hurry up!

Yes, I know, arrange everything for me.

So much for now, bye!

Hurry up, girls!

You two are so clumsy!

His salon closes at seven!

What's his name?

ANDRE!

It's like forcing a blob of spittle out!

Hon—deI—Iy!

I'm going now!

What if he's there?

You just leave the key and split!

What difference does it make whether he's there or not?

If he's there, I'll give him a lesson for you!

Please don't!

ls Hon-deI—Iy here? I got something for him!

— ANDRE! — Hello!

Just take a seat.

You are free today?

Hunnh!

Shit, your hair's been damaged!

- Really? - Yeah!

Everybody says so.

European stylists don't know Chinese girl's hair.

This style doesn't suit you!

I looked terrible for the past few weeks.

It's true.

These weeks are the time when I look like a mess.

Is that so?

The stylist is appointed by the organizer!

Yung, didn't you say you wanted Miss Leung's autograph?

He's too shy!

They said your score is pretty high.

You nearly turned out to the second runner-up.

Really? How did you know?

They talked about it at the party last night!

Now you're in a much better position.

You don't have to go through the reigning period.

You can concentrate on the screen.

You‘re gonna be good!

Have some tea, Miss Leung!

Can I have your autograph?

How should I address you?

I'm Yung!

I forgot how to spell "Yung".

I'll just scribble it!

This person has something for you.

What else did she say?

Is there any hope for my hair?

Look me up some time and I'll figure it out for you.

— You promise! — Sure!

— Andre, are you done? - Coming!

— See you, bye! — Bye.

Bye!

Bye!

Who did that?

I'll let you go this time!

The reporters didn't ask about me today?

Just a couple of questions.

I got it all solved!

I stole the show by diving!

How did you do it?

I poised myself on the diving board.

I became the centre of attraction!

Then I made a dolphin's leap and hit the high spark!

High "Spots"!

Never mind!

You must be in every single paper and magazine.

All was going fine until...

Lily Sin suddenly announced that.

I'm going to got married next month,

be there early! This will surely became the headline!

I didn't give a damn

I made another poise!

And they took a lot of pictures!

Ophelia is a real creep!

When there's no one taking pictures of her.

She pretend to fall into the pool!

She pretend to fall into the pool!

Where are you taking my dress?

I'm taking it to the laundry. It needs a wash.

Why you treat me like I'm living here?

I dislike people who pretend to be arrogant.

Be honest! Is it true that you can't go home?

I hate to take things for granted!

Then you own me one!

If anybody calls me dumb blonde.

You give him a good spank for me!

Do I have to sign a contract with you?

Food delivery!

Husky!

Just put it down!

Let me pay!

I need some change!

It's eighteen dollars and forty!

Keep the change!

Thank you!

Those are not our bottles!

No, it's a treat. You're sweating!

Thank you!

No need to "Tank" me.

Remember to return the "Buttle".

Ok.

Let's eat! Let's eat! The "Buttle"!

He's a muscular man. Too bad,

he's a delivery boy! You despise him?

I'm not going to waste my time with him.

He could be the son of the shop owner.

If he were the owner of a gymnasium, or.

Anyway, anything slightly better...

I'll invite him to stay and chat for a while!

We're still very eligible!

It's important to have clean conscience!

Then you won't get into trouble.

Do you get it?

There's a little subtlety, agree!

Yes! Yes!

Your LO. level always fluctuates!

I need to digest it. Gotta write it down!

Don't laugh at me!

(Tuesday)

Oh, I feel dizzy

Me too.

She is out. Are you all right, my dear?

Take a break first!

Brigitta Lin, are you ready?

Ready?

Yes, I'm ready!

I'm too nervous.

Good luck. Don't be nervous!

Coming!

The next flight won't be here till eight.

Why don't you pick her up?

Marita has so much luggage!

And now nobody is going to pick her up.

How can she manage with the luggage?!

Tell me, you tell me!

Does she've to be so miserable?

It's difficult to get a cab!

Please give me the car key,

I'm bringing Dolly to go.

DOLLY...!

She is not very photogenic!

DOLLY... DOLLY!

Okay, read the host's script, please!

Hi, welcome to the great feature tonight at 9:30.

The Wrong Box, a guaranteed laugh bomb.

Starring Michael Caine, in a praise worthy performance.

An indispensable entertainment. Be there!

You‘re marvelous!

Leung Ho Kau!

It's "Hau", not "Ho"!

Sorry!

Okay

she's coming into the studio!

Here's your idol!

Just prop up the mic on her breast!

ls her turn?

Do you want to do an act with her?

Sure, if you don't take it, you're turkey!

— Promise... go on... — Ha! Ha! Ha! Goon! Go!

Screen test, Yammie Leung!

Ha...

I, Leung Hung Yuk, am not afraid of you crock!

There's no drum. It says beat the drum!

Pretend there is!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Am I doing it right?

See, I've fought away the nannimies!

The "enemies"!

Ha! Ha! Ha! I've fought away the enemies!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Okay?

Okay, read the host's script!

Hi, welcome to...

The...

Can I look at the script?

Tonight great feature at 9:3... 0

The Wrong Box, a guaranteed laugh bomb.

Starring Michael Caine, in a worthy praise performance.

An indispensable entertainment. Hey, be... there!

Can I go now?

Wait a second!

There's a scene for you and Tan! He's coming!

She has the chance to act with Tan!

I'm so jealous!

Nobody answers!

Mr. Shaw, I'm still very upset!

I'm sorry, do it once more!

Mr. Shaw, do you want a sandwich?

I just can't go on! I can't help laughing!

He's quite handsome!

Do I need to sing?

Let her sing!

Keep singing, don't stop!

But there's no background music?

Just sing without music!

Who wants the body caressed by strangers.

Who wants the lips kissed a thousand times.

Jay, there's no true love

in the night clubs!

Tan's quite an actor!

He led me to spill out my emotions!

They're really show biz people!

To entertain and get entertained!

What? You're being very subtle?

Stop running around,

you almost knocked me down!

Watch out! Please!

Let me do it, auntie!

Don't bother! I can manage!

You‘re a charming lady!

You‘re a charming lady!

Please save some compliments

to your daughter!

Curse you!

Pinch him!

No. Please don't.

Stop playing like a kid!

Stop playing like a kid!

Miss Lin, I'm sorry. Please excuse me!

Miss Lin, try the soup!

Why did your old man give you such a name?

Hope that it would project a happy sound!

I was born during the Cultural Revolution!

They wished life would be easier.

You don't deserve such a name!

Don't say it!

The old man‘s home!

How come your house looks like a library?

Why are you still staying up?

How's your cough?

Please!

Your name really doesn't suit you!

What about yours?

My name is perfect for me!

Yungy!

I'll call you "Yungy" from now on, okay?

I'll call you "Yungy" from now on, okay?

You don't like "Husky" anymore?

He owes you a "buttle"!

(Wednesday)

Someone slit with a blade!

Where's your puse?

Catch that boy, it's him!

Don't you run away!

Give me back...

Yammie, my dear

— You're still so pretty! — Get me down!

My figure's still so fit!

Get lost!

Please give me your phone number!

697772!

Can I really reach you?

Give me back the purse!

How could you do that at such a young age?

Search him, I'm exhausted!

Nothing!

Are you sure it's him?

My hand's hurt

when he stood next to me!

I'm disfigured!

I've never thought I'd be out of work.

Shopping for handbag three o'clock

in the afternoon.

And at this time I should be at working.

Something's going to happen to me!

I've brought you bad luck!

Before the contest.

I made a wish before the Four-Face Buddha!

Now that I've lost & haven't gone back to pay my pray!

He must be giving out signal to remind me!

How many did you pick?

Those are all new arrivals!

Auntie, I don't have money to pay you today.

No problem, I'll call your mom!

I'm going down to pick up my grand-daughter!

Play a few games for me!

You should know that bad luck's with me today!

I might lose all your money!

The Japanese shouldn't have released her!

People are more scrupulous then.

Nowadays people are more compromising.

What's that?

Please pay attention!

Don't be so serous!

I just don't understand you!

It's just a game!

I quit!

You play with them!

You‘ve got a good complexion!

Game!

I can't help it!

I sure got a much better

chance than you!

I can't believe this!

You‘re so greedy!

— Go, go, go, go... — And you do not play.

You‘re always late? No more next time!

Big sis, it's all done!

Go over there.

Big Brother, let's drink!

Let's all drink up...

Let's drink! Let's play again...!

Yau Kar Lin... Li ChL. Chumng dim...!

I want to watch.

Yau Kar Lin...! One more round...!

Kuen, where are we going now?

— Any suggestions? — Got in the car!

Let's go to the lounge!

Great!

Where are we going?

Aren't we going to the lounge?

Come on!

Where are you doing?

Now be frank, have you played along with tern?

What?

If not, don't do it now!

We're too old for that!

Where are you rushing to?

I'm not feeling well!

We got a school certificate!

It's no big deal!

You don't need it when you take off your clothes!

We're there to have fun!

Nobody asks us to take off our clothes!

There's a grand in every drawer

of the mahjong table!

I didn't find any on my side.

They must have forgotten!

You must be blinded!

Those guys keep nudging at your chest!

Don't you feel that?

We're becoming so cheap!

I'll never forget tonight's dinner!

Where is Stallone?

Where is Stallone?

What's wrong with you?

I was very angry with them!

I put on a long face!

— They just ignored it! — I'm...

No, I care about you.

I must be crazy!

I shouldn't be shouting at you!

I shouldn't lose my temper.

I'm sorry!

Everyone knew Stallone's not coming

Everyone says they come because Stallone is coming!

Actually they're coming for the money

They came for the men. I came for the shark's fin!

During the training period all we had were lunch boxes.

Last night, the night before we had fast food.

All I wanted was to have a nice meal.

Yungy, I hope you understand me!

Don't think that my brain's all empty!

I did use my brain to think!

Don't ever bother if you haven't got eighty thousand.

A hundred thousand at the most.

Well, have you got it?

How do you know I haven't?

I certainly wouldn't spend it on buying fur!

It's too much trouble to store it.

You don't need it with Hong Kong's weather!

It makes you sweet like bell!

I wonder who'll go in and.

Buy everything without thinking!

The wives of the rich Arabians.

That's what they do in the department

stores of London!

Where did they find their wives?

I got connections!

Do you want me to set up for you?

Get lost! Blast you!

Some movie stars brought

in the clothes bought by their.

Boyfriends and returned them at a lower price.

Have you ever heard of this?

They can get refunded!

Don't they have to show them to their boy—friend?

I think there must be a way!

I like to spend the money earn by myself!

I'll be very proud of myself!

What if you can never earn it?

I'll come window—shop at night!

You‘re being subtle again!

Did you see Audrey Hepburn's movie?

She plays a prostitute!

After work, she wanders

around New York at dawn.

Have to work till morning?

It's beautiful!

One day, we all got married

and wander around.

And when we're tired...

We run into each other here, right?

That'll be fun!

Do you think we'll show off our

good life to each other?

Waiter, can I have a tiny

Geoduck sandwich, please!

(Thursday)

HI!

Hi!

You,Japanese?

No!

Are you Yammie?

YAMMIE LEUNG!

She... she's out!

Want... want to give her back something!

Got it back from the Police?

How did you find it?

No, I... I found it!

How wonderful!

Her purse was palmed!

Is it all that's left?

Thank you so much!

Please sit down!

How did you find it?

The thieves don't want these!

It's hot!

Can I have a soft drink?

Yes! Yes!

The two of you live here?

It's her.

Everywhere people are staring at me,

makes me feel not comfortable.

Thank you! Thank you!

I'm very thirsty!

You don't have to do this to me,

there did you buy this?

What's wrong with you?

Why do you let Husky have his sun tan here?

It's he who found your diary and wallet!

He found it while making the delivery?

He's not Husky!

He's a Japanese!

He's in town for a week or so.

Teach me now to thank him in Japanese!

Of should I reward him with some money?

He can speak Cantonese,

he's not pure Japanese!

Looks like you are very fond of him!

He's here to look for you!

Then why's he sleeping here?

Is he hoping to sleep with me as in reward?

He's real cute. He takes things for granted!

He helped himself to a drink!

He went to take a nap under the sun.

Didn't even bother to ask!

Take a look at yourself.

I've never seen you so cheerful before!

Is he handsome?

I don't know how you grade it.

What's he like when he speaks?

He's quite muscular.

Hope he doesn't speak like Husky!

He speaks in a funny manner.

He stops for a while at the first word of every sentence.

You!

Got any soft drink?

Want to take a nap. How cute!

You! Must be horny!

Get lost!

Hi, you come back.

Take a shower!

Your pet?

She wouldn't cook it if it's her pet.

Not really, people raise chickens and eat them too.

Is it crispy?

Very, very crispy!

I'm leaving!

You‘re leaving now?

Yes, what if I don't?

I... I haven't thanked you yet!

I already had a lot of beer!

Have some roast pork!

Yes, have dinner with us!

That's right!

Dinner? Is dinner ready?

I can take you girls out to dinner!

I'll treat. This dairy means a lot to me!

It's all worthwhile!

— What about you? — I?

Yes, what do you want?

Why don't you let me stay here?

The hotels are all fully booked.

Can't find any room!

It's okay with me!

Yungy, Brigitta, what do you think?

Yungy, Brigitta, what do you think?

It's not my house, what could I say?

Stay till you go back to Japan.

It's not very convenient for us girls!

Come on

Thank you!

They can't find you.

Play mahjong again?

Shit!

Shit!

Thanks.

Why don't you remove your make—up?

I'll do it later!

You said the best way to take care of your skin.

Is to remove the make—up whenever possible.

You still owe me one! Don't pick on me!

He's a pain in the ass.

Still act like a child!

Yes! Naughty boy!

He's restless all the time!

When you're in Japan, please come to Yokohama.

You can stay in my place!

I'm quite busy lately. Maybe some other time.

Will your wife welcome us?

Japanese women do not have mush say!

How many children do you have?

What do you mean?

Do I look like I'm married?

How do I know?

Let me read your palm

you can't fool me.

It's hot out there,

why don't you guys come in?

When will I die?

Touch wood!

How tall is Akina Nakamori?

He mustn't know it.

She doesn't always roam around on the streets.

Is mine a broken palm?

Don't fool around, you're sweaty.

I've to go to bathroom!

Hey,you!

What about me?

Watch yourself, he can feel it!

You‘ve never bother to read my palm!

I tried to find out if he's married!

What for? We just know him today!

He asked us to visit him in Japan.

You might as well follow him home!

You‘ve asked for his address too!

Well, it depends!

Ridiculous!

(Friday)

Why didn't you tell me?

When I wake up he's lying beside me.

It isn't nice, it's dangerous!

Then why did you lock the door?

Then why did you lock the door?

I don't remember I did!

He said it's hot outside!

So we switched places!

I saw it. You're kissing with him!

He hold my hand when we're getting

In the van last night. It's so obvious!

He's holding mine too!

I can't remember it's his left or right hand!

You‘re picking us my sense of humor!

Anyway... I say "Anyway"!

Yes,so?

Your God has already given you some hints.

You should take a break now,

and stop fooling around.

You worshiper of the evil Gods!

Don't you dare to criticize God!

He's always by my side to protect me.

He deliberately sends someone to comfort me!

He deliberately sends someone to comfort me!

He's already sent me!

You should be grateful already!

I don't give a damn,

I haven't done anything wrong.

I wouldn't give him a chance to make a choice between us.

I wouldn't let myself to become so cheap!

Then don't make so much fuss.

You shouldn't show him my picture

holding two coconuts.

You started it first!

You said there're flies all over me!

You said there're flies all over me!

You shouldn't tell him

my nickname's "mouthful O'pi".

He got ears!

When you open your mouth, people will notice!

I might as well tell him.

Every girl calls you "Bottle Lid"!

You‘ll be opened by him anyway!

Don't you forget I met him first!

The house is mine!

He's here to look for me, not you!

If I weren't there to answer the door,

he'd belong gone!

He'd never show up in front of you!

He will come again, won't he?

He's not a fan of yours.

Anyway, I say "Anyway"!

I'll keep this interview a secret!

Doesn't matter, I don't care!

Do you need to take some photos?

I just need to write the thesis!

It's better to have some photos!

I'll think about it!

HI

I'm their big brother!

HI

Bye now!

Bye!

What's the matter with you?!

ls you leg real?

Have you reconfirmed the air ticket?

Touch wood.

Really have to touch wood!

I've lost everything!

Passport gone!

Wallet gone!

Air ticket, all gone!

Just like you!

Did he use a blade?

Did you report to the police?

Sure, I got to find my things!

Search all the litter bins in Hong Kong.

You think the thieves took your money and.

Dump the rest of your stuff in the litter bin!

That's what the police said.

Then well go look for it!

You! Tsimshatsui!

Me! Causeway Bay!

You! Aberdeen!

Are you serious?

Are you kidding?

See!

You really don't have a single penny left?

Spare me ten bucks, you and you!

Sorry, I can't have dinner with you tonight.

I really need to borrow some money.

I've an uncle who lives near the Ocean Park.

Do you know how to get there?

You don't really need much since you're leaving now!

I've reserved a camera!

What about the air ticket? How can I leave?

You can stay here!

No, are you going to take care of me?

Show me the way.

I've never met him!

Do you need a lot?

What can I do?

At least four to five thousand!

Wish me good luck!

I don't have much now!

I ask my mom to lend you some money.

Let me see her.

I can sign an agreement with her.

It's not necessary.

Just give me the interest!

I can get some from the cash machine,

don't waste time.

Good. How much is the interest?

Good, both of you'll help me!

I like her! My favorite!

She‘s got muscle!

Two dollars forty a piece.

Give me back the money.

Where do you want to sleep tonight?

It's cold tonight!

There'll be mosquitoes outside!

She‘s going to suffer.

Please!

Call me pretty girl!

Pretty girl, please!

My turn comes real late.

Midnight show? Or late night show?

What's that?

Don't touch me!

I had the experience sharing

my boyfriend with others.

To her it might be very exciting.

I've had enough already!

(Saturday)

Want a shampoo or looking for him?

Not shampoo!

Andre, someone's here to see you!

Please wait, I'll fix it later!

Don't bother. We can talk here!

I need money!

I paid the maintenance fee for your car earlier.

I want to have my two thousand dollars back!

I didn't say I won't return it!

Then give it to me now!

I got only a few hundreds. Do you want it?

I want it all back!

Can't you see I'm busy? Come later!

I want it now!

—What do you want? — Don't you dare to yell at me!

Hey, Hon-deI—Iy!

I'll lend it to you!

Get my hair fixed quickly!

I know you're loaded, stay out of it.

What's up with you?

Don't show off if you have no money.

If two thousand dollars is so important to you.

You shouldn't have acted like a millionaire.

This has nothing to do with you!

None of your business!

I simply can't stand your behavior.

Hon—deI-Iy, give it back to her, go on!

I'll come back for ten perms!

Come on, give her back the money!

Please stop shouting!

You‘re stand on her side!

There must be something going on.

Don't you blame it on me.

You pulled a trick on me,

I've yet to settle it with you.

Now you're ruining my reputation!

Why don't you just forget him?

Why did you lock me up?

I'm too busy to bother!

You‘re out of your mind?

If he's so keen on you.

He wouldn't have gone out

in the middle of the night!

I've never seen anyone so cheap!

You‘re willing to be the stand—by!

You should be a guard. Here's seventeen hundred.

What does that suppose to mean?

I didn't say I'd borrow it from you!

Who do you think you are!

If you don't pick them up, you're not leaving!

Yeah, pick them up!

What do you want?

I'm not an easy person to deal with! Get out!

You‘re pointing at me too!

I'm going to teach you a lesson!

What are you trying to do?

Two against one.

Garb her!

Tell her to get out!

Here's another one!

This is a telephone recording.

Now I'm...

Come up quick, it's important

You can throw all my stuff out!

Is my fault!

Shouldn't have put on

a show in front of others.

It was very ugly!

Please forgive me!

I went to two interviews.

They recognized me, and rejected me.

I've better luck than you!

The TV station offers me

to join the YET show!

They made an offer to you instead of me!

They still have some big projects coming up!

I know bad luck is still with me.

Please stop crying!

Prepare yourself for something else!

He's gone?!

I'd rather he just left!

Listen to this. I've run through it four times.

It's your turn now!

Why bother, he's already gone!

Why make ourselves uneasy!

Go, listen!

I was so mad when I listened to it the first time!

KONICHIWA!

Game over!

I'm gone

I crossed the harbour!

I often stay on Hong Kong island!

Thank you, Kowloon friends!

It was fun, I didn't mean

to lie to you girls.

I'll give you back the money

when I come to Kowloon.

Come to look for me at

the Ben Hur Billiard club.

I'm there every night!

That's all for now!

Stop quarrel with each other over me!

SAYONARA!

(Sunday)

The billiard club is in this neighborhood!

Are you paying someone to beat him up?

You go in and drag him out.

You‘re good with words, go teach him a lesson!

Why don't you go?

Now we're throwing the ball to each other!

Let's do the "Fing", see who's to go in!

Three sets!

Isn't it "Hee Bo Hau Hey"?

It's our folks custom to do the Fing!

Okay! Okay!

Well get off at the next stop!

Hurry...!

Do you think people might someday invent a game.

Using our names?

My goodness, is that all you want!

Well, this one must be me!

I don't think I look like this.

Come on, do the ting first. There's a stop!

Do do the fing!

Do do the fing!

Hey, Leung Ho Kau! Leung Ho Kau!

Hey, Lin Chi Yung! Lin Chi Yung!

Leung Ho Kau,...!

Hi!

We're already so...

You say it!

We're already so miserable,

why did you have to pick us up?

I've gone a little too far!

You‘re so cute, and you're full of character.

After the game,

I'll give you back the money!

I didn't get any advantage out of it!

That's true, you'd to handle the two of us in one night.

It's not easy for you!

Well, I didn't pull any tricks on you!

I didn't hurt you!

You almost ruined our friendship.

You two are like kids!

Now you are still good friends!

How nicely said!

But the lesson is too expensive!

You can pretend it's God who sent me to you.

And you met me

because your Four-Face Buddha.

It doesn't necessary have to drink either tea or coffee.

You can take both at the same time.

Am I right?

Right?

Is that right?

Right?

Forger it then. We're not here for money!

Bye!

But I don't want to see you again!

Me too!

Fine? Two more, one more?

This girl is real smart.

She‘s with another man again.

What about Hon—deI—Iy?

Shame on him! Do you want him back?

You take him. Let him save your hair.

What does Utopia mean?

Sorry, I really want to know!

Does it have something to do with the Triad?

Yes,

so if anyone asks

you to join the Utopia.

You must never go. Don't go near them.

It's always happier if one's modest!

Let me write it down!

Stay away from Utopia!

Hey, we're here again!

Time flies

we're here only last week...

Yes, it's only a week,

but so much has happened