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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,872 --> 00:00:04,656 And finally, this year's most powerful woman 2 00:00:04,787 --> 00:00:07,964 in business, Paula Clark. 3 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:10,358 [soft music] 4 00:00:10,532 --> 00:00:12,969 - The Executioner. - PAULA: Thank you for this. 5 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:16,277 I'm often asked how to have a successful career 6 00:00:16,364 --> 00:00:19,236 as a woman in this industry, and the first thing I'd say is, 7 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:21,978 forget everything you know about being a woman. 8 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:26,156 The companies that survive in a ruthless marketplace 9 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:29,942 are the efficient ones, not the nice ones. 10 00:00:30,117 --> 00:00:32,771 Inefficiency is the tumor you need to excise, 11 00:00:32,858 --> 00:00:34,643 in order to save the rest. 12 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:37,124 And yes, sometimes that means layoffs, 13 00:00:37,298 --> 00:00:41,693 but business is about hard decisions. 14 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:44,261 I know that some people call me The Executioner. 15 00:00:44,348 --> 00:00:46,176 That's not accurate. 16 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:52,008 I'm a surgeon, and when I do my job, the patient thrives. 17 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:53,488 Thank you. 18 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:59,450 [applause] 19 00:01:02,323 --> 00:01:05,326 Call my job a tumor again, you corporate rat! 20 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:08,285 [upbeat music] 21 00:01:08,459 --> 00:01:10,244 22 00:01:10,331 --> 00:01:12,507 All right, is everybody here? Where's Monica? 23 00:01:12,637 --> 00:01:18,165 24 00:01:18,295 --> 00:01:19,731 Don't say anything. 25 00:01:19,818 --> 00:01:22,995 About what? Oh, about the cane? 26 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:24,562 Think that's what you're talking about, the cane. 27 00:01:24,736 --> 00:01:26,825 A lot of people use canes, Monica. 28 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:28,175 Winston Churchill had a cane. 29 00:01:28,305 --> 00:01:29,741 Scrooge McDuck, Willy Wonka. 30 00:01:29,828 --> 00:01:31,569 - Charlie Chaplin. - Hugh Laurie, House. 31 00:01:31,656 --> 00:01:33,484 - Hit show, that was a hit show. - Oh, good, good. 32 00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:34,790 - He was good, right? - So hot. 33 00:01:34,964 --> 00:01:35,965 - That acting. - So hot! 34 00:01:36,052 --> 00:01:38,185 - DANTE: So ripped. - Ripped? 35 00:01:38,272 --> 00:01:40,230 - I hate all of you. - So the deal for today. 36 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:42,319 Jessica and Dante are gonna be taking half the cast off site. 37 00:01:42,406 --> 00:01:44,974 This is a heartwarming background package. 38 00:01:45,061 --> 00:01:47,237 I want nostalgia, I want tearful high school memories, 39 00:01:47,411 --> 00:01:48,064 I want a nap just thinking about it, 40 00:01:48,151 --> 00:01:49,761 but, guys, we gotta make it pop. 41 00:01:49,848 --> 00:01:51,546 That's about it--the rest of us are gonna be here. 42 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,417 Monica, you can lead rehearsal, and try not to take out any 43 00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:54,766 knees or eyes with that thing. 44 00:01:54,853 --> 00:01:55,550 Should be an easy day, guys. Let's get to it. 45 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,117 Nick, a word? 46 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:58,988 Alan, we just letting 'em in now? 47 00:01:59,075 --> 00:02:01,469 Is that what's happening? 48 00:02:01,643 --> 00:02:03,949 Hey, all right. 49 00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:06,952 Here, you know what? Have a seat, please. 50 00:02:07,039 --> 00:02:09,825 I've recently learned some concerning information 51 00:02:09,999 --> 00:02:12,219 about my employment history 52 00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:13,872 vis-à-vis Mike's employment history. 53 00:02:14,003 --> 00:02:16,223 - Oh, yeah, what's that? - I know you already know. 54 00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:20,879 I do, The Executioner. Hoo-hoo, I'm shaking. 55 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:22,664 I want to be the one to tell him in person. 56 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:24,231 Sure, of course. 57 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:25,580 I'll set up an SDI for the two of you guys today. 58 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,321 No. 59 00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:29,453 I want to tell him off-camera before I tell him on-camera. 60 00:02:29,540 --> 00:02:31,107 No, come on, no can do. You signed a contract. 61 00:02:31,238 --> 00:02:33,457 We get to film anything and everything deemed important 62 00:02:33,544 --> 00:02:35,807 to the Big Leap story, and this is very important. 63 00:02:35,981 --> 00:02:39,376 Right, okay. That makes sense. 64 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:40,856 I agree. 65 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:45,252 Oh, we got a runner! Make a V formation! 66 00:02:45,426 --> 00:02:46,775 - STAFFER: What is that? - ALLY: Cut her off! 67 00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:48,342 - Mike! - NICK: Cut her off! 68 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:50,387 Don't do this. We can talk about it! 69 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:52,694 - Paula. - Mike! 70 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:53,695 ALLY: Are you serious right now? 71 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:55,044 I'm not running. 72 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:55,958 I have off-brand shoes. 73 00:02:58,221 --> 00:03:00,092 Nice, Ally. 74 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:01,442 Hey, make sure you take her phone. 75 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:03,095 She is on hard ice from now on. 76 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:04,575 Hey, anybody got eyes on Mike? 77 00:03:04,662 --> 00:03:07,274 MIKE: Oh, love cottage cheese. 78 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:11,016 It's like my favorite cheese, which I know is weird, 79 00:03:11,103 --> 00:03:14,194 but, like, it's not just for babies--oof! 80 00:03:14,368 --> 00:03:18,676 You look extra bulgy today. Is that for me? 81 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:20,330 I just ramped up my workouts. 82 00:03:20,504 --> 00:03:21,636 You know, trying to get back in football shape. 83 00:03:21,810 --> 00:03:23,290 BRITTNEY: Well, I like it. 84 00:03:23,464 --> 00:03:26,162 Mm, just want to show you off. [gasps] 85 00:03:26,293 --> 00:03:27,859 We should go to Tulum next year. 86 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:29,905 - Next year? - Yeah. 87 00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:31,428 Between filming and your football season, 88 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:34,431 we won't be able to leave till, what, February? 89 00:03:34,605 --> 00:03:37,478 But that's okay. 90 00:03:37,565 --> 00:03:40,698 - Gabby, you're staring. - Sorry, sorry. 91 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:43,745 It's just that he hasn't, you know, acknowledged 92 00:03:43,919 --> 00:03:47,314 what I said the other day about him, and love, and me. 93 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:50,491 Yeah, maybe he's just processing all that, 94 00:03:50,578 --> 00:03:54,408 but who cares? Because you're famous. 95 00:03:54,538 --> 00:03:56,061 Hey, did they tell you what we're doing today? 96 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,194 'Cause this is our neighborhood. 97 00:03:58,281 --> 00:04:00,849 GABBY: No--wait. 98 00:04:00,936 --> 00:04:04,983 BOTH: Oh, no. 99 00:04:05,114 --> 00:04:08,900 We're going back to high school. 100 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:11,773 This is fun, huh? It's cute. 101 00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:14,689 - Oh, for who? - Here. 102 00:04:14,776 --> 00:04:17,126 Welcome, theater and art students. 103 00:04:17,213 --> 00:04:19,911 We have some very special guests for you today. 104 00:04:19,998 --> 00:04:21,348 - What are we doing here? - Background package. 105 00:04:21,435 --> 00:04:22,784 You're gonna meet with your old dance team, 106 00:04:22,914 --> 00:04:24,046 teach them your state-winning dance, 107 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:26,309 do some interviews, some B-roll, 108 00:04:26,396 --> 00:04:28,746 and give them this giant check, easy-peasy. 109 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:30,400 PRINCIPAL: Put your hands together 110 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:33,925 for Justin Calgrove and Gabby Lewis! 111 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:35,884 - Ooh! - JESSICA: Get out there. 112 00:04:35,971 --> 00:04:38,016 - PRINCIPAL: 10,000 - SIMON: Really? 113 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:40,671 Oh. 114 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:46,938 Um... as distinguished alumni, it is our pleasure to be able 115 00:04:47,112 --> 00:04:49,289 to give you this huge-ass check. 116 00:04:50,942 --> 00:04:54,076 Oh, it's--it's very surprising to be here. 117 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:55,556 Wouldn't have minded a heads-up, 118 00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:59,647 but follow your dreams. 119 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:03,390 You know, we did, and we're now on a dance TV show, so... 120 00:05:03,564 --> 00:05:04,826 Doesn't that guy work at the bowling alley? 121 00:05:04,956 --> 00:05:06,828 Hey, I quit that job three weeks ago. 122 00:05:06,958 --> 00:05:08,351 We'll cut that out. 123 00:05:08,438 --> 00:05:09,744 Once again, it's Gabby, Gabby, Gabby. 124 00:05:09,918 --> 00:05:12,137 Brittney, this is literally her background package. 125 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,182 Zip it. 126 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:14,575 I'm just saying these kids 127 00:05:14,662 --> 00:05:17,404 deserve a real role model, like Reggie. 128 00:05:17,578 --> 00:05:19,754 You should be out there, instead of these losers. 129 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:21,408 They're not losers. 130 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:22,931 Yeah, actually, Reggie, that's a good idea. 131 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:24,062 Why don't you go talk about success? 132 00:05:24,149 --> 00:05:25,629 - Yes. - What, wait. 133 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:26,717 Go, babe, go, go. 134 00:05:26,804 --> 00:05:28,328 Go, go, get out there. 135 00:05:28,502 --> 00:05:30,286 - SIMON: Here is Reggie. - GABBY: Oh, great. 136 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:34,725 ♪ 137 00:05:34,812 --> 00:05:36,945 Hey, hi, I'm Reggie Sadler. 138 00:05:37,119 --> 00:05:40,427 Whoo! 139 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:43,255 I'm a football player, as many of you know, 140 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:47,172 and, uh, the way that I achieved my dreams 141 00:05:47,259 --> 00:05:49,566 was through focus, you know? 142 00:05:49,653 --> 00:05:52,830 So there's a lot of distractions in the world, 143 00:05:53,004 --> 00:05:54,571 so you know, eyes on the prize. 144 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:58,140 You know, for me, that prize was football. 145 00:05:58,314 --> 00:06:02,231 Is football. Still is football. 146 00:06:02,318 --> 00:06:04,581 You know, in fact, I need to lead by example. 147 00:06:04,668 --> 00:06:06,888 - Brittney? - Yeah, babe? 148 00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:08,063 Look, I'm--I'm sorry, but we're done. 149 00:06:08,237 --> 00:06:11,109 - What, babe? - It's over. 150 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,807 You know, I can't do this anymore. 151 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:15,026 I gotta focus, you know? 152 00:06:15,113 --> 00:06:16,550 Look, it's not you. It's me. 153 00:06:16,637 --> 00:06:18,334 Well, I mean, actually, it's football. 154 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:20,597 Well, it's me and football, but it's not you. 155 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:23,383 - It's not me. - Not you. 156 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:26,429 It's not me. 157 00:06:26,516 --> 00:06:29,606 [sobs] I'm gonna miss him so much. 158 00:06:29,693 --> 00:06:31,652 [sobbing] 159 00:06:31,739 --> 00:06:35,656 Like, I think I loved him, you know? 160 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:42,489 All right, thanks, Brittney. I think we have enough. 161 00:06:42,576 --> 00:06:44,708 Okay, do you need, like, another color? 162 00:06:44,882 --> 00:06:46,754 'Cause I can do one that's, like, ragey, you know? 163 00:06:46,841 --> 00:06:49,887 Like... 164 00:06:50,061 --> 00:06:52,716 Reggie Sadler doesn't deserve me, 165 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:56,894 but he does deserve revenge. 166 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,766 - It's okay? - That's great. 167 00:06:58,853 --> 00:07:01,377 Okay. 168 00:07:01,508 --> 00:07:03,423 [DJ Khaled's "All I Do Is Win"] 169 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:07,078 Yeah, whoo! 170 00:07:07,252 --> 00:07:09,298 Yes. This is crazy. 171 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:11,300 This song's bringing back so many sense memories. 172 00:07:11,387 --> 00:07:13,998 It's like I can almost smell the White Castle and hairspray. 173 00:07:14,085 --> 00:07:16,000 God, Gabby, remember? 174 00:07:16,174 --> 00:07:17,872 A little too well, yeah. 175 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:21,441 176 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:23,399 Hey, Gab. 177 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:27,490 You see I broke things off with Brittney today, right? 178 00:07:27,577 --> 00:07:31,842 Yeah, yeah, congrats. Focusing on football, right? 179 00:07:31,929 --> 00:07:35,063 Yeah, right. 180 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:38,109 SINGER: ♪ All I do is win, win, win no matter what ♪ 181 00:07:38,196 --> 00:07:41,330 Okay, um... 182 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:45,073 Guess I'ma catch you later. 183 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:49,077 SINGER: ♪ Hands go up, and they stay there ♪ 184 00:07:49,164 --> 00:07:52,689 ♪ And they stay there, and they stay there ♪ 185 00:07:52,776 --> 00:07:54,778 Hey, Gabby, you okay? 186 00:07:54,865 --> 00:07:56,476 You've been acting weird ever since we got here. 187 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:57,694 Yeah, you know what? 188 00:07:57,781 --> 00:07:59,827 Why are we focusing on the past? 189 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:02,264 No one wants to do the same thing again, anyway. 190 00:08:02,351 --> 00:08:04,005 Let's do something different. 191 00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:05,528 Hunter, right? Yeah. 192 00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:08,531 Mmm, so good. 193 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:13,449 - So, Al--can I call you Al? - Sure. 194 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,233 What's up? First, you tackle me. 195 00:08:15,364 --> 00:08:16,931 Then we're just sitting at your desk all day. 196 00:08:17,105 --> 00:08:18,585 Is this a date? 197 00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:20,587 'Cause if it is, I'm seeing somebody, you know? 198 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:22,719 Not to brag, but it's going pretty good. 199 00:08:22,893 --> 00:08:24,591 Good, yeah. 200 00:08:24,678 --> 00:08:26,897 We just have something planned for you later today, so-- 201 00:08:26,984 --> 00:08:29,204 A surprise? 202 00:08:29,378 --> 00:08:32,990 I love surprises. Not everybody does, but yeah. 203 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:34,514 No, I love surprises. It's gonna be good. 204 00:08:34,688 --> 00:08:38,387 Well, it'll certainly be a surprise. 205 00:08:38,474 --> 00:08:40,302 - Didn't love that tone. - Sorry. 206 00:08:40,476 --> 00:08:41,956 A little ominous. 207 00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:44,741 Nice shoes. 208 00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:45,829 Stylish and comfortable. 209 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:48,049 Thanks. 210 00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:50,051 You guys work what, a 12-hour day? 211 00:08:50,138 --> 00:08:51,835 - More. - Wow. 212 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:53,228 ALLY: Mm-hmm. 213 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:55,360 And I see you. You're so good at your job. 214 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:56,623 Does Nick ever tell you that? 215 00:08:56,797 --> 00:08:58,320 I'm not letting you talk to Mike, Paula. 216 00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:00,670 Okay. 217 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:04,195 Okay, $500, $1,000. What's it gonna take? 218 00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:06,502 It's not gonna happen. God. 219 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:07,764 Can anyone hear me? 220 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:09,505 Can anyone hear me? Can anyone hear me? 221 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:11,289 - Can anyone hear me? - It's not on. 222 00:09:15,946 --> 00:09:17,600 Mike! 223 00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:20,385 Mike Devries! 224 00:09:20,472 --> 00:09:23,301 Okay, so here we go. Five, six, seven, eight. 225 00:09:23,388 --> 00:09:26,087 And one, two, three, four, 226 00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:28,742 five, six, seven, eight, and one! 227 00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:30,526 This is so good. 228 00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:32,572 I mean, I've never seen you choreograph anything like this. 229 00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:33,834 Where is it coming from? 230 00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:36,140 I don't know. Just trusting my gut, I guess. 231 00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:38,403 Gabby, can I steal you 232 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:40,841 for a quick interview with your English teacher? 233 00:09:41,015 --> 00:09:43,452 Say hey to Mr. A. for me. 234 00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:45,889 I always knew Gabby was the one doing all the work 235 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:50,067 in the group projects, but she would never admit it. 236 00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:51,678 She was so smart, yes, 237 00:09:51,808 --> 00:09:55,899 but also loyal, kind, thoughtful. 238 00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:59,773 I'm not at all surprised to see her here doing this. 239 00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:02,166 Gabby, anything you want to say to your favorite teacher? 240 00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:09,260 Thank you for saying all that. 241 00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:12,873 Everyone always loved you, including me. 242 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:16,224 You were a great teacher. 243 00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:19,009 Okay, that's great. Thank you, guys. 244 00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:22,012 We got it. 245 00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:23,405 [whispering] Keep the camera rolling. 246 00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:25,146 Curtis? 247 00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:26,582 You could have given me some notice. 248 00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:29,890 I'm sorry. I didn't know we were coming. 249 00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:31,979 Zach, Zach, my man, listen. I know you want feel-good. 250 00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:34,721 Trust me, this is going to be feel-good, all right? 251 00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:35,939 I've never felt so good in my life. 252 00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:38,507 Yeah. 253 00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:41,075 Nothing. Yeah, I hear you. 254 00:10:41,249 --> 00:10:42,685 GABBY: Curtis? 255 00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:45,427 MR. ALDERLUND: He's not here, is he? 256 00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:48,517 No. 257 00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:50,301 Zach. Yeah, listen, buddy. 258 00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:52,086 I'm gonna have to call you back. 259 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:54,523 [soft music] 260 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,874 That's him. That's the dad. 261 00:10:58,048 --> 00:11:02,662 262 00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,098 Oh, God, that's the dad. 263 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:11,496 [upbeat percussion music] 264 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:14,108 Okay, so today just became a whole 'nother thing. 265 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,501 Mike is in the van with me. Paula's coming separately. 266 00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:18,634 Do not let them within earshot of one another. 267 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,288 We'll do their interview here later, but first, 268 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,550 I gotta talk to Gabby. Where is she? 269 00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:23,117 - Right over here. - All right. 270 00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:25,206 271 00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:28,862 You set me up, you son of a bitch. 272 00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:30,820 Gabby, I had no idea. 273 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:33,997 It was supposed to be good, clean fun. 274 00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:37,174 What exactly are we talking about here, anyway? 275 00:11:37,348 --> 00:11:39,916 I was 18. I was obsessed with him. 276 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,657 He said he loved me. 277 00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:43,441 When I got pregnant, 278 00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:46,706 he didn't want to have anything to do with me after that. 279 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,708 So how's that for good, clean fun? 280 00:11:48,882 --> 00:11:52,450 Man, okay. 281 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:55,323 - Okay, I'm so sorry, Gabby. - Are you gonna put this on TV? 282 00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:57,151 I haven't decided yet. 283 00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:59,022 I'm not sure how America's gonna feel about you. 284 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:01,372 - Oh, screw you--[gasps]--you. - Okay, all right. 285 00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:02,809 You know what? I didn't come on this show 286 00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:04,593 to be the girl who hooked up with her teacher. 287 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,595 - I quit. - No, don't quit! 288 00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,162 Damn it, come on. Look, take a walk. 289 00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:09,598 Clear your head. Just come back 290 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,383 when you're ready. 291 00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:14,690 Jessica? 292 00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,910 I need an empty classroom and all hands on deck. 293 00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:19,782 [heavy hip-hop music] 294 00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,218 295 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:22,480 SINGER: ♪ Get it, get it, get it, uh ♪ 296 00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:23,786 ♪ Get it, get it, uh 297 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,179 Yo, that's crazy. 298 00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:26,963 This school got a Reggie Sadler, too. 299 00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,835 Cut. 300 00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:30,575 That's a prop trophy. These are all props. 301 00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,186 We're gonna play this B-roll over your interview 302 00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:34,579 where you talk about being a high school football player, 303 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:36,451 so let that wash over you or whatever. 304 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:38,540 - And let's go back to one. - Okay. 305 00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,063 - MAN: Card's full. - My bad. 306 00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:42,283 Okay, stand by, everyone. Camera's reloading. 307 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:44,720 [sighs] Right. 308 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:47,984 Just need a wash, and... 309 00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:49,333 Hi, Mr. Sadler. 310 00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:51,509 I saw your speech today. 311 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,077 You said I should focus on my dreams. 312 00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:58,734 My dream is to go to homecoming with Zoe Washington, 313 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:01,432 and I was wondering if you would ask her to go with me. 314 00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:02,869 Wait, so you want me to ask a girl 315 00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,784 to go to homecoming for you? 316 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,220 Yes. 317 00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:08,135 Okay, cool. 318 00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:10,093 Hi, I'm sorry to interrupt. I couldn't help but overhear, 319 00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:12,052 but now that I've overheard, I need to insert myself 320 00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:16,056 into this huge mistake you're making... 321 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,754 - Evan. - Evan, hi, Evan. 322 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,669 Now, did you see the way that this man broke up 323 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,279 with my sister this morning? 324 00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:23,933 Messy. Tell me. 325 00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:25,805 What does Zoe Washington love with all of her soul? 326 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:28,285 Is it the Detroit Lions? 327 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:29,896 EVAN: I-I don't think so. 328 00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,680 Yeah, no. That's what I thought. 329 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:32,768 Oh, my God. You're so lucky I'm here. 330 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,030 Listen, we have limited time, 331 00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:35,727 so it's not gonna be my best work, but-- 332 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:36,859 Look, man, I'm sorry for the way 333 00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,861 things ended with your sister, okay? 334 00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,254 - Don't be, she's psycho. - Yeah. 335 00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:41,516 Hey, don't you dare agree with me. 336 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:42,909 Evan, don't worry. I got you. 337 00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,562 [line trilling] 338 00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:46,086 - Hey, who are you calling? - My dove guy. 339 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,739 He owes me. 340 00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:51,439 -DOVE GUY: Hello? - Hi, guess who? 341 00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:52,788 LINUS: Julia. 342 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:55,138 Hey, your lav mike is rustling. 343 00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:56,705 Do you mind if I adjust it? 344 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,098 Yeah, sure. 345 00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:00,013 Okay. 346 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,842 Hey, I happened to hear earlier 347 00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:05,496 that you were selling a classic guitar. 348 00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:06,715 Yeah, yeah I am. 349 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,457 Yeah, sorry. I hear lots of things. 350 00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,633 Well, it's apparently a 1970s "Lay" Paul-- 351 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,548 Les Paul? Les Paul? 352 00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:15,506 Yeah, you interested? 353 00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:16,856 Yeah, wow, really interested. 354 00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,596 Cool, all right. 355 00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:20,250 My daughters are coming in for an interview 356 00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:21,773 later on this afternoon. 357 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,123 I can ask them to bring it if you want to see it. 358 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:25,734 - I would love that. - Cool, all right, thanks. 359 00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:28,519 Hey, Al. Why are we in a high school? 360 00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:31,044 And why am I still in isolation? 361 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:33,002 Starting to feel like quarantine all over again, 362 00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:36,963 except, you know, I'm finally wearing pants, right? 363 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,748 Oh, my God. Look how precious this is. 364 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:42,577 Can you believe that? Love. 365 00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:45,972 Is there anything sweeter than love? 366 00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:48,800 Yeah. You ever been in love, Al? 367 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:51,716 No, but I've thought about it many a time. 368 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,545 It's out there waiting for you. 369 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,199 You know what I'm gonna do? 370 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,636 I'm gonna make something for Paula. 371 00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,812 - Oh. - Yeah, you know? 372 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,858 - Yeah, I don't know. - Come on. 373 00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:06,035 You know, something that shows her that I care about her. 374 00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,995 Are you sure? We could do anything else. 375 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,910 I've never been more sure about anything 376 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,520 in my entire life. 377 00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:19,179 Hey, Gabby? 378 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,490 I think those are already clean, buddy. 379 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,583 Hey. 380 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,238 [melancholy music] 381 00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:42,158 382 00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:45,161 - Nick told you? - Yeah. 383 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:47,250 He thought maybe you could use a friend right now. 384 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,600 385 00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:52,386 Mr. A. I can't believe it. 386 00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:55,389 387 00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:58,174 What happened? 388 00:15:58,261 --> 00:16:01,830 I mean, if you want to tell me. 389 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:04,267 Remember that trip to Fringe Festival in Montreal? 390 00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:08,184 The one where Clara Draper got her One Direction tattoo? 391 00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:10,708 392 00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:12,275 Yeah. 393 00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:17,063 394 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,978 That's the trip when it started. 395 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:22,068 396 00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:24,461 We were in his room talking about plays, 397 00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:27,812 and he said all the right things, 398 00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:30,206 that I was smart, and valuable, and beautiful. 399 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:31,512 You are beautiful. 400 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,253 When he said it, I believed it. 401 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,124 402 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:38,780 The thing is, everyone had a crush on him, 403 00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:42,436 and he chose me. 404 00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:44,829 You know what that felt like for me? 405 00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:51,880 And after that, we had this big secret, which was really sexy. 406 00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:53,055 There would be these little moments 407 00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:54,230 of eye contact in the hallway, 408 00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:57,668 and I just felt like the hottest girl in school. 409 00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:59,322 And then when I got pregnant, 410 00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:02,891 he told me never to tell anyone it was his. 411 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,329 412 00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:10,464 He didn't want to have anything to do with me. 413 00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:12,205 Or Sam. 414 00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:14,294 415 00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,296 Gabby, I'm so sorry. 416 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:20,691 417 00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,302 [producers arguing] 418 00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:23,694 NICK: Guys, shut up, shut up! Come on. 419 00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:26,958 We need to get into the minds of our demo. 420 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,004 Jessica, your mom just found out 421 00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:29,918 that Gabby slept with her teacher in high school. 422 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,093 Quick, what does she think about it? 423 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:32,355 My mom loves Gabby. 424 00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:35,228 She wants to see redemption and/or revenge. 425 00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:36,490 Great, love 'em both. 426 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,318 Redemption and revenge. Anybody else? 427 00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:39,667 Honestly, my mom probably thinks that Gabby's a slut 428 00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:42,191 that brought this on herself, and she's probably just looking 429 00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:43,932 for attention, and if she kept her eyes on her hemline, 430 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,368 none of this would have happened. 431 00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,109 Yikes, Dante's mom. She was a kid. 432 00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,198 - Hey, you asked. - My mother wants to know 433 00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:50,721 why I haven't marched down the hall 434 00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,375 and castrated him myself. 435 00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,116 [producers murmuring] 436 00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:58,077 PRODUCER: I think I like the idea. 437 00:17:58,164 --> 00:17:59,730 Anybody else? 438 00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:03,517 I keep wondering, why did he choose me? 439 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:06,172 Out of everyone. 440 00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:07,782 Was it because he liked me, 441 00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:11,046 or was it because he knew I wouldn't complain? 442 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:13,614 Was I just that fat girl who could keep a secret? 443 00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,137 You're being so mean to yourself. 444 00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:17,357 You want to know what the worst part is? 445 00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:21,274 I still like him. 446 00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:24,320 I still think about what it would be like to be with him. 447 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:26,279 Gabby. 448 00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:27,976 I wish I could have been there for you through this. 449 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,979 I wish I had told you before 450 00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,851 or told literally anyone, 451 00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:37,072 but I was ashamed. 452 00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:40,989 Because if there's one thing I learned, 453 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,643 it's that there is something about me 454 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,601 that needs to be kept secret. 455 00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:47,300 And part of me still believes that. 456 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:48,562 JESSICA: She's gonna get doxxed. 457 00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:49,954 Do we care about that? 458 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,347 Well, silence is the enemy, 459 00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:53,001 and if she does this, she'll inspire others. 460 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,785 That's a great point. People love bravery. 461 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,483 Where are we on the MeToo backlash? 462 00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:58,093 It's over; we're now on the backlash to the backlash. 463 00:18:58,224 --> 00:18:59,573 Okay. What are we even talking about? 464 00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:02,576 All we have is one odd moment at the end of an interview. 465 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,491 - And Gabby quit the show. - NICK: Okay. 466 00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,275 What we're talking about is going after the guy, right? 467 00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:08,059 Put him in a room with me and a camera. 468 00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,235 If we want him to talk, I'll get him to talk. 469 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,019 Okay, what if we do that, and we get sued? 470 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,586 By who, a Detroit public schoolteacher? Come on. 471 00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:14,457 And what if we don't do it, and then it comes out? 472 00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,677 Yes, the last thing I need is Ronan Farrow asking questions 473 00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:18,461 about what we knew and when we knew it. 474 00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:19,984 Yeah, and I'll fight Ronan Farrow every day-- 475 00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:22,248 The man still works here! 476 00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:25,816 Pro: we go after him, he gets fired. 477 00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:27,905 I find this whole conversation disgusting. 478 00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:31,605 Sure, yes, but should we do it or not? 479 00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:33,476 It should be up to Gabby. 480 00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:37,959 481 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,701 We were babies in high school. 482 00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:43,051 We ate Lucky Charms with chocolate milk. 483 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:44,531 We didn't know how to do taxes. 484 00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:46,794 We drew little doodles on each other's shoes 485 00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:47,838 at lunchtime. 486 00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:51,059 I still don't really get taxes. 487 00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,714 Look, I'm not gonna tell you what to do about Mr. A. 488 00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:55,585 or the show, 489 00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:58,849 but I'm gonna ask you to just forgive yourself, 490 00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:01,461 because it's not your fault. 491 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,027 And I really don't want to see this guy 492 00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:06,640 take dance away from you again. 493 00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,729 I don't know what to do. 494 00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:11,732 That's okay. Maybe we can take a baby step. 495 00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:14,952 You know, you choreographed something incredible today. 496 00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,868 How about we go watch those kids dance? 497 00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,740 How many weddings have I referred you for? 498 00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:22,351 No, no. How many funerals, Larry? 499 00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,527 Oh, okay, how about that community theater production 500 00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:26,094 of Carousel, huh? "You'll Never Walk Alone"? 501 00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:27,487 Well, I'm walking alone right now. 502 00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:29,315 Larry, how could you do this? 503 00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:32,274 I don't--we're done. 504 00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:34,102 Ah! 505 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,278 DANTE: Simon? 506 00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:41,936 Um... so my dove guy is having an abscessed tooth removed, 507 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,677 but you know what? Not to worry. 508 00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:46,114 Everything else is sailing along. 509 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,116 I've arranged for the dancers to arrive from the stages. 510 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,073 They're learning the choreo now. 511 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,988 I've already cleared the song. 512 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:52,903 The streamer cannons are coming in an hour. 513 00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:54,514 Zoe Washington has no idea, 514 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:57,038 but it's gonna be the best day of her life. 515 00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:59,562 And the worst day of Larry's. 516 00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,085 How's it going? I don't know. 517 00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:02,870 I know this all just kinda seems like a lot. 518 00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:04,437 I mean, what if you do all this, 519 00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:06,395 and then Zoe still says no? 520 00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:09,529 You think she's gonna say no? She said she liked me. 521 00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:11,357 Well, how do you know she meant it, hmm? 522 00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:13,141 Well, what if she changed her mind and didn't tell you? 523 00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:14,490 And then when you told her that you broke up with the girl 524 00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:17,014 that you were seeing, she didn't seem to care, 525 00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:18,712 even though she's the one that told her mom 526 00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:20,148 that she loved you. What the... 527 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,411 Zoe told her mom she loved me? 528 00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:24,239 SIMON: Okay, Reggie, Reggie, I know you're struggling, 529 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:25,501 but you're freaking him out, okay? 530 00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:27,329 So listen. 531 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:28,939 Maybe we're just gonna focus on somebody else's narrative. 532 00:21:29,113 --> 00:21:30,289 You might learn something, okay? 533 00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:31,681 Yeah. 534 00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:33,379 Zoe's gonna say yes, though, right? 535 00:21:33,553 --> 00:21:35,163 Yeah, absolutely. I'm six for six on proposals. 536 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:36,599 Now, I need your hat size. 537 00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,384 PAULA: Did you know that every other producer 538 00:21:38,514 --> 00:21:39,689 is together right now, 539 00:21:39,776 --> 00:21:41,169 deciding the future of the show, 540 00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:45,129 and I am stuck here in detention with you? 541 00:21:45,216 --> 00:21:48,307 You should go. I won't tell anybody. 542 00:21:48,481 --> 00:21:50,396 Shut up. 543 00:22:11,504 --> 00:22:14,376 [Gnarls Barkley's "Run [I'm a Natural Disaster]"] 544 00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:17,205 545 00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:18,641 ALLY: Whoa, hey, hey! Hey! 546 00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:20,730 547 00:22:20,817 --> 00:22:24,386 - What are you doing? - Ah! 548 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,823 God, I hate dancers. 549 00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:28,608 Can you not... 550 00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,914 Whoa. Hello! 551 00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:32,699 We do not have access to that property or permission! 552 00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:34,788 Thank you. 553 00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:36,442 Hey--all right, take it easy. 554 00:22:36,529 --> 00:22:37,791 Oh, you can't get on the tables! 555 00:22:37,878 --> 00:22:41,011 556 00:22:41,098 --> 00:22:43,231 Whoa, we haven't--no, we have a... 557 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:45,842 TV show. Save it for the camera. 558 00:22:45,929 --> 00:22:47,714 Okay, you know what? Who are you trying to impress? 559 00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:49,977 It's just us! 560 00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:51,195 Seriously, what are you doing right now? 561 00:22:51,282 --> 00:22:53,023 Doesn't even make sense. You're just wasted. 562 00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:54,460 This is so annoying. 563 00:22:54,634 --> 00:22:56,375 Oh, look at me. I have arms and legs. 564 00:22:56,462 --> 00:22:57,637 I can dance. 565 00:22:57,811 --> 00:23:00,553 That's really badass, actually. 566 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,556 No, no, stop. I can't. 567 00:23:03,643 --> 00:23:06,472 Okay, all right. 568 00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:09,039 SINGER: ♪ No time for question asking ♪ 569 00:23:09,213 --> 00:23:10,737 ♪ Time is passing by, all right ♪ 570 00:23:10,911 --> 00:23:11,999 ♪ You can't win, child, we've all tried to ♪ 571 00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:14,871 ♪ You've been lied to 572 00:23:15,045 --> 00:23:17,483 Hey! Paula's in the wind! 573 00:23:17,657 --> 00:23:20,442 So exciting to finally meet you two. 574 00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:23,489 How do you feel about your mom being on the show? 575 00:23:23,663 --> 00:23:26,274 - Pretty embarrassed. - Can we talk about the guitar? 576 00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:28,015 I don't think now is the time to talk about the guitar. 577 00:23:28,102 --> 00:23:29,364 What guitar? 578 00:23:29,495 --> 00:23:31,366 Mom's selling all of Dad's stuff. 579 00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:33,237 First, it was his Bulls jersey, 580 00:23:33,324 --> 00:23:35,239 then his ergonomic office chair. 581 00:23:35,326 --> 00:23:36,937 And now it's his guitar. 582 00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:39,679 I mean, it's like she's trying to erase him. 583 00:23:39,766 --> 00:23:41,115 I just think that, if he wanted those things, 584 00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:42,159 he would have taken them with him, 585 00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:43,378 so can we please get... 586 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:44,901 - Why... - Back to the interview? 587 00:23:45,075 --> 00:23:46,686 - Are you like this? - Like what? 588 00:23:46,773 --> 00:23:48,731 SOPHIA: I mean, the second that he left, 589 00:23:48,818 --> 00:23:50,429 you've turned into this weird eBay robot. 590 00:23:50,603 --> 00:23:52,909 Have you even stopped to be sad? 591 00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:54,737 That's a fair question, Julia. 592 00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:57,261 How do you feel about your husband's absence? 593 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:58,872 Whose side are you on, Wayne? 594 00:23:59,046 --> 00:24:00,743 I'm on the side of honesty. 595 00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:02,528 It sounds like your daughters are looking 596 00:24:02,702 --> 00:24:04,660 for a real emotional connection with you. 597 00:24:08,621 --> 00:24:11,580 Okay, well, the honest answer is, I can't afford to be sad. 598 00:24:11,754 --> 00:24:14,540 Kevin left, and someone has to be the adult, and that is me. 599 00:24:17,543 --> 00:24:19,153 - Olivia, sweetheart-- - No. 600 00:24:19,327 --> 00:24:20,415 - Please just do this interview. - No. 601 00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:25,681 Got what you needed? Great. 602 00:24:31,731 --> 00:24:34,124 Evan, we're five minutes out, man. What's going on? 603 00:24:34,298 --> 00:24:35,430 I'm gonna make a fool of myself. 604 00:24:35,561 --> 00:24:37,171 - What if she says no? - Wait just a second. 605 00:24:37,345 --> 00:24:38,433 - Do you like this girl? - Yeah. 606 00:24:38,564 --> 00:24:39,565 Do you think about her all the time? 607 00:24:39,695 --> 00:24:41,392 Yeah, even in calculus. 608 00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:44,091 - And that's a thing because-- - I love calculus, yeah. 609 00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:45,701 Right, right, right, 610 00:24:45,788 --> 00:24:47,355 and would you do anything to make her happy? 611 00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:48,791 - Yes. - And does she love flash mobs? 612 00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:49,792 - I think so? - And tap dancing. 613 00:24:49,879 --> 00:24:51,664 I guess? 614 00:24:51,794 --> 00:24:52,926 Then you gotta try, man. Come on, you gotta try. 615 00:24:53,056 --> 00:24:55,015 Okay, okay. 616 00:24:55,145 --> 00:24:57,147 Now, come on, man. Let's go! 617 00:24:57,321 --> 00:24:59,802 Come on! Get your head in the game. 618 00:24:59,889 --> 00:25:03,110 So the scary bee is supposed to represent Paula 619 00:25:03,197 --> 00:25:04,677 in some way, or-- 620 00:25:04,807 --> 00:25:06,113 It's a murder hornet, Al, and it's an inside joke 621 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,723 between us, and you know what? 622 00:25:07,897 --> 00:25:09,812 She's gonna love it. Just trust me, all right? 623 00:25:09,899 --> 00:25:11,597 - AL: All right. - Hey, would you do me a favor? 624 00:25:11,727 --> 00:25:13,816 Can you get me a cup of fresh water? 625 00:25:13,947 --> 00:25:15,165 - Okay. - Thank you. 626 00:25:15,252 --> 00:25:16,471 That would mean a lot to me. 627 00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:18,734 Sure. 628 00:25:18,821 --> 00:25:20,257 Al, you're a good man. 629 00:25:20,388 --> 00:25:21,955 You're gonna find somebody that loves you one day. 630 00:25:22,042 --> 00:25:24,000 AL: Thank you. 631 00:25:24,174 --> 00:25:25,959 Oh, Mike. Thank God I found you. 632 00:25:26,133 --> 00:25:29,266 - Oh, hello, stranger. - I have to tell you something. 633 00:25:29,397 --> 00:25:30,398 I used to work in restructuring. 634 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,052 We're doing trivia. Cool. 635 00:25:32,182 --> 00:25:33,357 I used to have a pet hamster named Teriyaki, 636 00:25:33,444 --> 00:25:34,968 but then my cat ate it. 637 00:25:35,055 --> 00:25:37,623 No, please listen. I worked for an auto company. 638 00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:39,407 And I had to identify inefficiencies 639 00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,496 and then make the appropriate cuts. 640 00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:43,367 Whoa. What are you talking about? 641 00:25:43,454 --> 00:25:45,065 Hey, you can't be in here. 642 00:25:45,195 --> 00:25:47,328 - Which auto company, Paula? - Mike, I'm sorry, It was me. 643 00:25:47,415 --> 00:25:48,764 I'm the one that fired you. 644 00:25:48,895 --> 00:25:50,505 Go. 645 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:52,638 [soft music] 646 00:25:52,768 --> 00:25:54,640 Surprise. 647 00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:56,293 648 00:26:00,776 --> 00:26:03,170 - [bell ringing] - Places, places, crown. 649 00:26:03,257 --> 00:26:04,563 Places, everybody! 650 00:26:04,737 --> 00:26:07,217 Less chit-chat, more places. Go, go, go. 651 00:26:07,304 --> 00:26:09,655 Hi, smiles. You ready? 652 00:26:09,829 --> 00:26:12,483 All right, let's do this. She's here, she's here. 653 00:26:12,658 --> 00:26:15,617 Zoe Washington, there's something you should know! 654 00:26:15,704 --> 00:26:16,836 [Carly Rae Jepsen's "I Really Like You"] 655 00:26:17,010 --> 00:26:18,402 What is this? 656 00:26:18,489 --> 00:26:19,926 Hey, go now. Come on, man. 657 00:26:20,013 --> 00:26:24,800 658 00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:29,762 SINGER: ♪ I really wanna stop 659 00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:32,329 ♪ But I just got the taste for it ♪ 660 00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:36,029 ♪ I feel like I could fly with the boy on the moon ♪ 661 00:26:36,116 --> 00:26:37,770 ♪ So honey, hold my hand 662 00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:40,033 ♪ You like making me wait for it ♪ 663 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:44,037 ♪ I feel like I could die walking up to the room ♪ 664 00:26:44,211 --> 00:26:48,911 ♪ Oh, yeah, late night watching television ♪ 665 00:26:48,998 --> 00:26:52,567 ♪ But how'd we get in this position? ♪ 666 00:26:52,698 --> 00:26:58,834 ♪ It's way too soon, I know this isn't love ♪ 667 00:26:58,921 --> 00:27:01,141 ♪ But I need to tell you something ♪ 668 00:27:01,228 --> 00:27:03,404 ♪ I really, really, really, really, really ♪ 669 00:27:03,578 --> 00:27:04,927 ♪ Really like you 670 00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:07,451 ♪ And I want you, do you want me? ♪ 671 00:27:07,538 --> 00:27:09,018 ♪ Do you want me, too? 672 00:27:09,149 --> 00:27:11,368 ♪ I really, really, really, really, really ♪ 673 00:27:11,455 --> 00:27:13,457 ♪ Really like you 674 00:27:13,544 --> 00:27:15,285 ♪ And I want you, do you want me? ♪ 675 00:27:15,459 --> 00:27:16,504 ♪ Do you want me, too? 676 00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:19,899 ♪ Oh, did I say too much? 677 00:27:19,986 --> 00:27:24,730 ♪ I'm so in my head when we're out of touch ♪ 678 00:27:24,817 --> 00:27:27,297 ♪ I really, really, really, really, really ♪ 679 00:27:27,471 --> 00:27:29,038 ♪ Really like you 680 00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:31,084 ♪ And I want you, do you want me? ♪ 681 00:27:31,258 --> 00:27:34,304 ♪ Do you want me, too? Who gave you eyes like that? ♪ 682 00:27:34,478 --> 00:27:36,306 ♪ Said you could keep them 683 00:27:36,393 --> 00:27:40,136 ♪ I don't know how to act or if I should be leaving ♪ 684 00:27:40,310 --> 00:27:43,966 ♪ I'm running out of time, going out of my mind ♪ 685 00:27:44,097 --> 00:27:46,012 ♪ I need to tell you something ♪ 686 00:27:49,406 --> 00:27:52,845 ♪ Yeah, I really, really, really, really, really ♪ 687 00:27:52,932 --> 00:27:54,150 ♪ Really like you 688 00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:56,239 ♪ And I want you, do you want me? ♪ 689 00:27:56,413 --> 00:27:57,937 ♪ Do you want me, too? 690 00:27:58,111 --> 00:28:00,853 ♪ I really, really, really, really, really ♪ 691 00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:02,768 ♪ Really like you 692 00:28:02,942 --> 00:28:04,552 ♪ And I want you, do you want me? ♪ 693 00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:06,685 ♪ Do you want me, too? 694 00:28:06,859 --> 00:28:11,211 Zoe, will you go to homecoming with me? 695 00:28:15,432 --> 00:28:17,217 - Yes. - Yeah? 696 00:28:17,347 --> 00:28:18,305 - Oh, my God! - Yeah! 697 00:28:18,392 --> 00:28:20,220 Yeah, I told you, boy! 698 00:28:20,394 --> 00:28:23,353 That's what I'm talking about. I told you she'd say yeah. 699 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:27,140 Seven for seven. Go. 700 00:28:27,227 --> 00:28:29,055 Can I hug you? 701 00:28:31,057 --> 00:28:32,232 Okay, Paula, let's share your news with Mike 702 00:28:32,362 --> 00:28:33,799 as though for the first time. 703 00:28:33,929 --> 00:28:36,366 Mike, pretend to act surprised please. 704 00:28:38,238 --> 00:28:39,979 Go ahead. 705 00:28:40,066 --> 00:28:42,459 Mike, you and I worked at the same company, 706 00:28:42,590 --> 00:28:45,245 and it was my job to identify inefficiencies. 707 00:28:45,332 --> 00:28:48,161 Ha, inefficiencies. 708 00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:50,598 You know what I remember about the day that I got laid off? 709 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,818 I went into work on a Tuesday. 710 00:28:52,905 --> 00:28:54,820 I was told that I had 30 minutes 711 00:28:54,994 --> 00:28:57,997 to clear out the station that I worked for 12 years. 712 00:28:58,084 --> 00:29:00,390 - Hmm. - MIKE: I drove home in a daze. 713 00:29:00,477 --> 00:29:01,914 Paige was not home, 714 00:29:02,044 --> 00:29:04,351 but when she got back, I was laid out on the couch. 715 00:29:04,438 --> 00:29:06,657 Couldn't move. Couldn't speak. 716 00:29:06,832 --> 00:29:10,096 I went from being someone with respect, and power, 717 00:29:10,270 --> 00:29:14,491 and responsibilities to a throw pillow in one day. 718 00:29:17,668 --> 00:29:20,454 And the most evil part about it 719 00:29:20,628 --> 00:29:25,415 is that nobody even cared to check in on me. 720 00:29:25,502 --> 00:29:26,939 [soft music] 721 00:29:27,069 --> 00:29:29,028 Yeah, it was the worst day of my whole life, 722 00:29:29,202 --> 00:29:31,508 and it's because of her. 723 00:29:31,595 --> 00:29:34,337 NICK: Wow. 724 00:29:34,511 --> 00:29:35,338 You know, I'm good here. 725 00:29:35,425 --> 00:29:36,862 NICK: All right, Mike, 726 00:29:36,949 --> 00:29:38,080 we got a couple more questions here, buddy. 727 00:29:38,211 --> 00:29:39,647 - Let's-- - MIKE: We're done. 728 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:52,747 [Daughter's "Youth"] 729 00:29:52,878 --> 00:29:56,969 730 00:29:57,143 --> 00:30:02,626 SINGER: ♪ Shadows settle on the place that you left ♪ 731 00:30:02,757 --> 00:30:08,023 ♪ Our minds are troubled by the emptiness ♪ 732 00:30:08,110 --> 00:30:14,203 ♪ Setting fire to our insides for fun ♪ 733 00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:19,774 ♪ Collecting names of the lovers that went wrong ♪ 734 00:30:19,948 --> 00:30:22,690 ♪ The lovers that went wrong 735 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:28,130 736 00:30:28,261 --> 00:30:33,875 ♪ We are the reckless, we are the wild youth ♪ 737 00:30:34,006 --> 00:30:37,096 ♪ Chasing visions of our futures ♪ 738 00:30:37,226 --> 00:30:40,055 Gabby, you choreographed this? 739 00:30:40,142 --> 00:30:42,579 It's exquisite. 740 00:30:42,753 --> 00:30:46,235 SINGER: ♪ One day, we'll reveal the truth ♪ 741 00:30:46,366 --> 00:30:49,325 ♪ That one will die before he gets there ♪ 742 00:30:49,456 --> 00:30:52,807 743 00:30:52,981 --> 00:30:55,505 ♪ And if you're still bleeding ♪ 744 00:30:55,679 --> 00:30:58,030 ♪ You're the lucky ones 745 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,946 We were just babies. 746 00:31:01,033 --> 00:31:02,251 SINGER: ♪ Collecting pictures from the flood ♪ 747 00:31:02,382 --> 00:31:04,601 ♪ That wrecked our home 748 00:31:04,732 --> 00:31:09,171 ♪ It was a flood that wrecked this home ♪ 749 00:31:09,302 --> 00:31:11,608 750 00:31:11,782 --> 00:31:14,350 ♪ And you caused it 751 00:31:14,481 --> 00:31:17,745 752 00:31:17,832 --> 00:31:19,834 ♪ And you caused it 753 00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:24,404 754 00:31:24,534 --> 00:31:26,188 ♪ And you caused it 755 00:31:26,362 --> 00:31:28,887 756 00:31:28,974 --> 00:31:30,976 What do you want to do? 757 00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:33,456 758 00:31:33,587 --> 00:31:38,635 SINGER: ♪ Well, I've lost it all, I'm just a silhouette ♪ 759 00:31:38,722 --> 00:31:44,859 ♪ And if you're in love, then you are the lucky one ♪ 760 00:31:45,033 --> 00:31:46,643 ♪ 'Cause most of us are bitter ♪ 761 00:31:46,817 --> 00:31:47,949 Never seen this place so empty. 762 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,733 Yeah, yeah I know. 763 00:31:49,864 --> 00:31:51,605 Everybody went to do some flash mob thing. 764 00:31:51,735 --> 00:31:53,085 I don't know, but I would really like 765 00:31:53,215 --> 00:31:54,608 to take care of this, if we could. 766 00:31:54,738 --> 00:31:57,306 Wow, do you mind? 767 00:31:57,437 --> 00:31:58,960 Yeah, yeah, of course. It's what we're here for. 768 00:31:59,091 --> 00:32:01,310 She is beautiful. 769 00:32:01,441 --> 00:32:02,833 Would you believe my husband 770 00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:04,923 only knew how to play three songs? 771 00:32:05,010 --> 00:32:06,881 Let me guess, "Blackbird." 772 00:32:07,012 --> 00:32:08,143 You got it. 773 00:32:08,230 --> 00:32:12,017 And "Free Falling," and weirdly, the "Macarena." 774 00:32:12,191 --> 00:32:14,323 The "Macarena." 775 00:32:14,454 --> 00:32:16,586 Well, that is a shame. 776 00:32:16,673 --> 00:32:18,153 A guitar like this deserves to be played. 777 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,547 I mean, really played. 778 00:32:20,677 --> 00:32:24,377 [strumming bluesy riff] 779 00:32:24,464 --> 00:32:27,206 That's a really interesting tattoo that you have, too. 780 00:32:27,336 --> 00:32:28,250 - Oh, this? - JULIA: Yeah. 781 00:32:28,424 --> 00:32:30,426 Is that a snake or something? 782 00:32:30,557 --> 00:32:33,038 You want to see the rest of it? 783 00:32:33,212 --> 00:32:34,474 Okay. 784 00:32:34,648 --> 00:32:36,824 Check this out. 785 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:39,827 [upbeat music] 786 00:32:41,133 --> 00:32:42,830 - You have a really nice... - Tattoo? 787 00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:46,138 Body. 788 00:32:46,268 --> 00:32:48,444 So do you. 789 00:32:48,575 --> 00:32:55,277 790 00:33:05,679 --> 00:33:07,159 - Guess what? - What? 791 00:33:07,289 --> 00:33:09,291 I'm gonna record us having sex without you knowing 792 00:33:09,465 --> 00:33:11,076 and put it on the Internet. 793 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:17,386 Yeah, I love it. How much do you want for it? 794 00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:19,606 I-I-I can't. 795 00:33:19,736 --> 00:33:22,217 I can't do you--thing--this--this. 796 00:33:22,304 --> 00:33:24,045 Sell the guitar. I just--I can't. 797 00:33:24,176 --> 00:33:25,699 I'm really sorry for wasting your time. 798 00:33:25,829 --> 00:33:27,309 No, it's no worries, okay? 799 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,485 Yeah, sorry. 800 00:33:29,616 --> 00:33:36,318 801 00:33:43,456 --> 00:33:45,632 Hey, teach. 802 00:33:45,762 --> 00:33:46,981 Had a little snafu this morning. 803 00:33:47,112 --> 00:33:48,461 We gotta do your interview again. 804 00:33:48,548 --> 00:33:50,724 Can you believe we left the lens cap on? 805 00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:51,855 - You what? - NICK: Only take a minute. 806 00:33:51,986 --> 00:33:53,901 Guys, come on in. 807 00:33:54,075 --> 00:33:56,773 Yeah. 808 00:33:56,947 --> 00:33:59,863 Is that Chinese? It smells great. 809 00:34:03,345 --> 00:34:05,217 Hey, you ready to do this? 810 00:34:05,391 --> 00:34:08,220 Anything you say right now is fair game. 811 00:34:08,350 --> 00:34:11,223 I know. I want to. 812 00:34:11,353 --> 00:34:13,877 All right, do your thing. 813 00:34:14,008 --> 00:34:16,793 814 00:34:16,967 --> 00:34:19,231 Gabby, is everything okay? 815 00:34:19,361 --> 00:34:21,885 816 00:34:22,016 --> 00:34:23,713 I was ashamed for a long time 817 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,368 about what happened between us, 818 00:34:26,499 --> 00:34:28,370 but you know what? 819 00:34:28,544 --> 00:34:30,720 It wasn't my fault. 820 00:34:30,807 --> 00:34:33,201 You slept with me when I was still a student, 821 00:34:33,332 --> 00:34:36,161 a teenager who trusted her teacher. 822 00:34:36,291 --> 00:34:38,511 You made me believe you cared about me, 823 00:34:38,598 --> 00:34:40,121 but when I got pregnant, you disappeared. 824 00:34:40,252 --> 00:34:42,993 - Gabby... - I'm--no, I'm going to finish. 825 00:34:43,124 --> 00:34:44,952 This is my time to speak. 826 00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:46,345 I didn't say anything before, 827 00:34:46,475 --> 00:34:49,348 because I felt stupid and ashamed, 828 00:34:49,478 --> 00:34:52,394 but I'd hate if my silence let you think that that was okay, 829 00:34:52,481 --> 00:34:56,268 or worse, gave you the chance to do that to some other girl. 830 00:34:56,398 --> 00:34:57,834 I can't change the last seven years, 831 00:34:58,008 --> 00:34:59,401 but I can speak up now. 832 00:34:59,488 --> 00:35:01,751 I am done letting you make me feel small, 833 00:35:01,838 --> 00:35:06,365 because the truth is, I'm thriving. 834 00:35:06,495 --> 00:35:09,846 I love my son. I love me. 835 00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:12,849 I love what is in my future. 836 00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:14,590 And you are not a part of it. 837 00:35:14,721 --> 00:35:20,770 838 00:35:20,944 --> 00:35:22,424 [microwave dings] 839 00:35:22,555 --> 00:35:24,818 So you can either quit or be fired. 840 00:35:24,948 --> 00:35:27,212 Either way, this is going on television. 841 00:35:27,386 --> 00:35:30,432 842 00:35:30,563 --> 00:35:32,217 Oops. 843 00:35:32,391 --> 00:35:34,088 844 00:35:38,658 --> 00:35:39,746 We never really liked Paula anyway. 845 00:35:39,876 --> 00:35:41,095 Yeah, she was too pretty. 846 00:35:41,226 --> 00:35:43,967 Pretty, good personality, and can dance? 847 00:35:44,098 --> 00:35:45,578 I was always suspicious. 848 00:35:45,665 --> 00:35:48,450 [soft music playing on speakers] 849 00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:55,153 850 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:57,633 Mike, can I talk to you privately? 851 00:35:57,764 --> 00:35:58,895 I mean, anything you want to say, 852 00:35:59,069 --> 00:36:00,810 you know, you can say it right here. 853 00:36:00,984 --> 00:36:03,248 854 00:36:03,422 --> 00:36:06,381 Okay. 855 00:36:06,468 --> 00:36:08,775 I grew up poor, 856 00:36:08,905 --> 00:36:12,257 and I made it to college thanks to scholarships. 857 00:36:12,431 --> 00:36:13,867 And I majored in business 858 00:36:13,997 --> 00:36:16,565 because I thought that's where the good jobs were. 859 00:36:16,739 --> 00:36:20,569 And when I graduated, I got a job in restructuring, 860 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:23,137 and you know, I was good at it. 861 00:36:23,268 --> 00:36:25,792 And it felt really good to earn a paycheck every month. 862 00:36:25,966 --> 00:36:27,576 And if I ever thought about the people that got laid off 863 00:36:27,707 --> 00:36:29,274 because of me, 864 00:36:29,361 --> 00:36:32,364 I just told myself that they'd get another job. 865 00:36:32,494 --> 00:36:33,843 ANTHONY: It's true. 866 00:36:33,930 --> 00:36:36,324 I could always deliver packages. 867 00:36:36,455 --> 00:36:39,327 I heard you get to pee in your car. 868 00:36:39,458 --> 00:36:41,111 If it makes you feel any better, 869 00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:42,722 I got fired as soon as my cancer treatment 870 00:36:42,852 --> 00:36:44,637 got in the way of my work. 871 00:36:44,724 --> 00:36:46,639 - That sucks. - ANTHONY: Okay, sure, 872 00:36:46,726 --> 00:36:52,558 but her firing and our firing feel different somehow. 873 00:36:52,688 --> 00:36:54,734 Hey, maybe we should ask her driver what he thinks. 874 00:36:54,864 --> 00:36:57,302 Come on. She didn't invent capitalism. 875 00:36:57,389 --> 00:36:58,738 It's not just capitalism, Joel. 876 00:36:58,868 --> 00:37:00,305 It's 40 years of free market fundamentalism 877 00:37:00,435 --> 00:37:02,176 coupled with deregulation, 878 00:37:02,307 --> 00:37:04,047 based on the flawed neoliberal principle 879 00:37:04,178 --> 00:37:05,397 of the so-called "invisible hand." 880 00:37:05,527 --> 00:37:06,528 What's any of that got to do with her? 881 00:37:06,659 --> 00:37:08,182 She fired us. 882 00:37:08,356 --> 00:37:10,532 Look, what happened to you guys was not fair, 883 00:37:10,706 --> 00:37:13,013 and I am sorry. 884 00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:14,841 I'm sorry, Mike, 885 00:37:14,971 --> 00:37:17,322 and if you never want to talk to me again, 886 00:37:17,496 --> 00:37:23,197 I understand, but I like you. 887 00:37:23,328 --> 00:37:25,373 You make me laugh. 888 00:37:25,504 --> 00:37:27,549 And when I'm around you, I feel like I can breathe again, 889 00:37:27,723 --> 00:37:30,987 and I would really... 890 00:37:31,161 --> 00:37:32,989 I would really like a chance 891 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,904 to try and make this work. 892 00:37:35,078 --> 00:37:37,646 893 00:37:37,777 --> 00:37:40,519 I'm sorry, Paula. 894 00:37:40,649 --> 00:37:41,737 I can't. 895 00:37:41,868 --> 00:37:44,566 896 00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:45,611 That's all right. 897 00:37:45,698 --> 00:37:52,705 898 00:38:03,063 --> 00:38:05,326 Let's get more drinks, huh? 899 00:38:05,457 --> 00:38:06,458 Um, excuse me. 900 00:38:06,588 --> 00:38:07,981 Where have you been all day? 901 00:38:08,111 --> 00:38:09,591 You missed my flash mob. 902 00:38:09,722 --> 00:38:11,419 I heard. 903 00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:14,857 Oh, it was not easy. Check it out. 904 00:38:18,078 --> 00:38:19,993 Oh, my God. 905 00:38:20,123 --> 00:38:22,996 Look what you did. How was I not in this? 906 00:38:23,126 --> 00:38:24,911 It was an inspired day. 907 00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:26,521 Well, you made this kid's dreams come true. 908 00:38:26,608 --> 00:38:28,697 Yeah. And, uh, 909 00:38:28,828 --> 00:38:32,614 we learned the value of a gesture, right, Reggie? 910 00:38:32,745 --> 00:38:34,486 Right, Simon. 911 00:38:34,616 --> 00:38:37,140 Gabby, hey, come in. 912 00:38:37,271 --> 00:38:38,838 So I just got off the phone with Legal. 913 00:38:39,012 --> 00:38:40,840 They're not gonna air it. 914 00:38:40,970 --> 00:38:42,711 - What? - Yeah. 915 00:38:42,885 --> 00:38:44,147 They don't want to touch anything involving the teacher. 916 00:38:44,278 --> 00:38:46,280 - It's a liability thing. - But that was my moment. 917 00:38:46,454 --> 00:38:47,455 - I know. - GABBY: I had a whole thing, 918 00:38:47,586 --> 00:38:49,979 a whole "it's my time to speak" thing. 919 00:38:50,066 --> 00:38:51,764 I know you did, and look, you nailed it. 920 00:38:51,851 --> 00:38:53,505 It was great television, 921 00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:55,202 and also, I imagine, emotionally cathartic. 922 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,509 Yeah, yeah. 923 00:38:57,639 --> 00:38:58,640 [sighs] 924 00:38:58,814 --> 00:39:00,294 [warm music] 925 00:39:00,425 --> 00:39:02,644 Yeah, incredibly. 926 00:39:02,775 --> 00:39:05,299 927 00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:07,649 Look, here's the thing. People are awful. 928 00:39:07,736 --> 00:39:09,085 You know, you would have had Internet wackadoos 929 00:39:09,259 --> 00:39:11,479 coming out of the woodwork, 930 00:39:11,610 --> 00:39:13,525 and you did get him fired, you know? 931 00:39:13,655 --> 00:39:15,657 932 00:39:15,831 --> 00:39:19,357 Yeah, that is something. 933 00:39:19,444 --> 00:39:25,058 934 00:39:25,188 --> 00:39:28,496 Hey, Alan, is Nick available? 935 00:39:28,627 --> 00:39:30,237 I saw one of his cameras shooting me from below, 936 00:39:30,324 --> 00:39:32,370 which is not on my list of approved angles. 937 00:39:32,457 --> 00:39:33,675 Gabby's in there right now, 938 00:39:33,849 --> 00:39:35,242 so you can go in after she gets done. 939 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:38,027 Ugh. What's Gabby in there for? 940 00:39:38,114 --> 00:39:40,769 They decided not to run the story with the teacher, so... 941 00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:43,729 What story with the teacher? 942 00:39:43,859 --> 00:39:46,471 - Did--I don't think I-- - BRITTNEY: What story... 943 00:39:46,601 --> 00:39:48,473 Alan? 944 00:39:48,647 --> 00:39:50,562 What story? 945 00:39:50,692 --> 00:39:52,781 You're so close to my face. 946 00:39:52,912 --> 00:39:59,614 947 00:40:27,729 --> 00:40:30,602 [melancholy music] 948 00:40:30,732 --> 00:40:37,522 949 00:40:40,002 --> 00:40:44,050 Mom? 950 00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:46,531 I didn't mean to act like I was erasing your dad. 951 00:40:46,705 --> 00:40:49,142 - I didn't. - I know. 952 00:40:49,272 --> 00:40:50,099 What's happening? 953 00:40:50,186 --> 00:40:51,536 Mom's crying. 954 00:40:51,666 --> 00:40:53,451 Finally. 955 00:40:53,538 --> 00:40:59,152 956 00:40:59,282 --> 00:41:02,851 He left us, and I don't know why. 957 00:41:03,025 --> 00:41:05,593 And we don't have enough money, and it's such a shock, 958 00:41:05,724 --> 00:41:07,769 and I'm so worried about you guys. 959 00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:09,467 I know, Mom. 960 00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:11,425 [Big Star's "Thirteen"] 961 00:41:11,556 --> 00:41:13,775 I do miss him. 962 00:41:13,862 --> 00:41:15,473 SINGER: ♪ Won't you let me walk you home from school? ♪ 963 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,736 - Me too. - I'm sorry. 964 00:41:17,866 --> 00:41:20,086 Me too. 965 00:41:20,260 --> 00:41:26,440 SINGER: ♪ Won't you let me meet you at the pool? ♪ 966 00:41:26,571 --> 00:41:30,096 967 00:41:30,226 --> 00:41:33,882 ♪ Maybe Friday I can 968 00:41:34,013 --> 00:41:39,975 ♪ Get tickets for the dance 969 00:41:40,106 --> 00:41:42,804 Sammy, can you come downstairs please? 970 00:41:42,978 --> 00:41:47,809 SINGER: ♪ And I'll take you 971 00:41:47,983 --> 00:41:50,551 ♪ Ooh-hoo 972 00:41:50,682 --> 00:41:52,466 We're having cake. 973 00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:56,035 - No plates? - No, we're going wild. 974 00:41:56,165 --> 00:41:59,473 SINGER: ♪ Get off my back? 975 00:41:59,604 --> 00:42:00,996 Hey, so you know 976 00:42:01,127 --> 00:42:03,042 how I told you your birth dad was an international spy? 977 00:42:03,172 --> 00:42:05,523 Yeah. 978 00:42:05,610 --> 00:42:07,568 Well, that wasn't true. 979 00:42:07,699 --> 00:42:10,179 I lied to you because I was embarrassed. 980 00:42:10,266 --> 00:42:13,400 But what I discovered is that 981 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,837 secrets make you lonely, 982 00:42:15,968 --> 00:42:18,536 and so I want you to know the truth, okay? 983 00:42:18,623 --> 00:42:21,974 Okay. 984 00:42:22,061 --> 00:42:25,281 The truth is, your birth dad was my teacher. 985 00:42:25,412 --> 00:42:27,066 Yeah, teachers aren't supposed to get together 986 00:42:27,196 --> 00:42:29,764 with their students like that, 987 00:42:29,851 --> 00:42:31,418 but this one did. 988 00:42:31,592 --> 00:42:33,638 It wasn't right, 989 00:42:33,725 --> 00:42:35,378 but I want you to know that it doesn't change 990 00:42:35,509 --> 00:42:37,946 how I feel about you. 991 00:42:38,077 --> 00:42:41,733 Hey, I love you the most it's possible to love someone, 992 00:42:41,863 --> 00:42:45,084 and that is permanent, okay? 993 00:42:45,214 --> 00:42:46,825 Okay. 994 00:42:46,955 --> 00:42:50,393 You're probably gonna have questions about this, 995 00:42:50,524 --> 00:42:53,309 maybe tonight or maybe in the future, 996 00:42:53,396 --> 00:42:56,225 but I promise you I'll answer any question you have forever. 997 00:42:56,356 --> 00:42:57,836 Okay? 998 00:42:57,966 --> 00:43:01,666 SINGER: ♪ If it's no, then I can go ♪ 999 00:43:01,796 --> 00:43:03,972 What kind of teacher was he? 1000 00:43:04,103 --> 00:43:07,889 SINGER: ♪ I won't make you 1001 00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:12,459 English. He was an English teacher. 1002 00:43:12,633 --> 00:43:13,634 Okay. 1003 00:43:13,765 --> 00:43:19,466 1004 00:43:22,338 --> 00:43:24,950 [upbeat music] 1005 00:43:25,037 --> 00:43:32,044 1006 00:43:32,094 --> 00:43:36,644 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 73399

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