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? ?
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Dad, what have you done to the house?
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It looks horrifying!
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Aw, you're just saying that.
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Seriously, it's amazing. Every year,
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-you outdo yourself. -Thanks, Syd.
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So, guess my costume.
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You're a haunted mattress!
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No. Just wait till the rest
of my costume gets here.
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(doorbell rings)
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And there it is now. Close your eyes!
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Okay, ladies, let's get in formation.
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Okay, Dad, open your eyes!
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Girls: Happy Halloween!
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A peanut butter and jelly sandwich!
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-Wait, creamy or crunchy? -Crunchy.
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Then, I love it!
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Guys, we are definitely gonna win
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-Best Group Costume at
school today. -We better.
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I'm tired of losing to the Anderson twins.
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Last year, they came as
each other and still won!
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-I just can't wait to go
trick-or-treating. -Me, too!
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I love going to the Montags.
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They always give out king size candy bars.
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Syd, remember when we were little,
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and you ate five in one sitting?
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Don't remind me. That was the
year we had to buy a new couch.
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Let's not forget the Riveras' house.
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You never know when Mr. Rivera
is gonna pop out and scare you.
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Last year, he fell out of a tree.
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He loves Halloween so much,
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he even tried to scare the paramedics.
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Okay, guys, let's pack
up this sandwich to go.
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We better go open-face
until we get to school.
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? ?
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You know what, guys?
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We are definitely gonna win best costume.
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Oh yeah. It's in the bag.
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Or should I say, the sandwich bag.
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(inaudible)
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Uh, guys?
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Why are none of the other
eighth graders wearing costumes?
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It is Halloween, right?
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(laughs) Look at you guys!
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I didn't think anyone our age
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dressed up for Halloween anymore.
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(laughter)
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Lemme guess.
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Peanut butter and jelly.
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(laughter)
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Oh!
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You think this is a "costume" costume?
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No. (laughs) This is...
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an ironic costume.
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Olive: Yeah.
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We're going as eighth graders
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who don't know that they
shouldn't be wearing costumes.
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Fooled ya!
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Oh, that's funny! You know,
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for a second, I thought you
guys were, like, really dressed up
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and were gonna go
trick-or-treating and everything.
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What? No. How lame would that be?
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So lame. The lamest.
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In fact, on a scale from zero to lame,
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-it's like-- -I think we made our point.
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Now, if you'll excuse us,
we were actually headed
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to the bathroom to get out of these.
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Yeah. We already gave
everybody a good laugh.
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(nervous laughter)
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-But we're still trick-or-treating,
right? -Not the time, Emmy.
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? Do do do do ?
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(theme music playing)
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? Like father, like daughter,
we don't always agree ?
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? But looking at you
is like looking at me ?
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? The more things change,
the more they stay the same ?
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? Like father, like daughter,
from different times ?
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? Taking all the best from
your decade and mine ?
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? The more things change ?
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? The more they stay the same ?
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? Do do, do do do do, do do ?
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? The more they stay the same ?
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? ?
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Hey, girls. Check out
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these boba eyeball smoothies.
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Some people want to watch they eat.
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Others want what they eat
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to watch them!
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Thanks, Dad, but we're not
really up for Halloween humor.
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What's wrong? You guys
didn't win best costume?
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No, but we won only costume.
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We were the only eighth
graders who dressed up.
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It was totally humiliating.
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Oh. Well, at least you'll have
fun trick-or-treating tonight.
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Oh, no, no, no, no. We're not going.
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Wait, you were serious about that?
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Oh no, my baby girl's
outgrown trick-or-treating?
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Dad...
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Don't worry. I'll keep
a smile on the outside.
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But, boy, I am a mess in here!
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Let's face it.
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We're just too mature
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to be running around in silly costumes.
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Did someone say they
don't like silly costumes?
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I couldn't agree more.
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That's why I dress like myself.
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Cool.
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Too cool, Grandma. In fact,
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I'm deleting the cool emoji from my phone,
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and, from now on, just
sending a picture of you.
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Thanks, Noodle. Well,
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I've got six parties I've
gotta go to, so I gotta bounce.
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I hate to say goodbye, so I'll
let my costume do it for me.
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I'm confused.
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Eighth graders are too
old to wear costumes,
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but college kids aren't?
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Well, I guess that's why
they call it middle school.
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We're stuck between
little kid fun and big kid fun.
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Then, what are we gonna do tonight?
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What if instead of trick-or-treating,
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we just walk around the
neighborhood, in costume,
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asking people for candy?
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Emmy, that is trick-or-treating.
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Darn, I was hoping you wouldn't notice.
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I know! How about we have
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a super spooky, not at all babyish
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hang in the Girl Cave?
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Girls: Yes! Awesome! I'm in!
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I better get home. I wanna make sure
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the Girl Cave looks extra spooky.
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I'm talking snakes, bats, and spiders.
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You mean fake spiders, right?
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Do I?
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(evil laughter)
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-Ah! -What's the matter?
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My smoothie just winked at me!
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? ?
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(knocking)
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Happy Halloween, Max!
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You mean Hallo-wazzup!
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Wazzup!
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Ready for some serious
trick-or-treating tonight?
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Oh yeah! Candy can run, but it can't hide!
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Happy Halloween, Ms. Reynolds!
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Ooh, are you gonna be a witch again?
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Yeah. I just wish I had
time to find a talking cat.
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Mom, cats don't talk.
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They do in my world.
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Did you remember to go to the drugstore
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and buy me some candy to give out tonight?
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Here you go.
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-That's it? -Sorry.
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That's all they had left.
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Next time, you really shouldn't
wait until the last minute.
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You're right, Max,
because I do nothing all day.
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I had the butler decorate the house,
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put my witch costume together...
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Where is that guy anyway? Oh, that's right.
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I'm the butler!
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Finally, we agree on something.
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Excuse me. The change from the candy.
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There wasn't any.
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Wow, I can't believe how
much they charge for candy.
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Did you tell them it was for Judy Reynolds?
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-Yes. -And what did they say?
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They said, "next in line!"
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What a rip-off. Wish I
owned a candy factory.
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I'd move far away from here.
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You mean we'd move far away from here.
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Yeah, that's what I meant.
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I can't believe
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that a drugstore would take advantage
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of a hardworking single mom.
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They didn't.
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I did.
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What are you talking about?
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Look, we know the houses
that give out the best candy.
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What if we could hit those
houses four times in a night?
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But, they'd be able to tell it was us.
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You know I make a strong first impression.
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That's why I told my mom
they only had one bag of candy.
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I used the rest of the money...
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to buy these cheap costumes!
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We'll just keep putting on new costumes,
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and they'll never know it's us!
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I don't know, Max.
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If we take all the good
candy, all that'll be left
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for the other kids is
raisins and baby carrots.
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And wouldn't that be so
much healthier for them?
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Leo, we'd be doing these kids a favor.
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Okay, I'm in. But I'm only
doing it for the children.
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? ?
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(knocking)
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Trick or treat!
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Wazzup!
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-Huh? -It's what we said in the '90s.
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The 1890s?
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No, I'm a 1990s skateboarder.
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I'm, like, totally gnarly, dude.
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If I tell you I get it, can
I have my candy now?
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Whateverrr!
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Hey, Dad. Thanks for helping me set up
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the Girl Cave for the party tonight.
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No sweat, dudette. Hope it looks fly.
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And you are...
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Come on! The backwards
hat, the shorts, the T-shirt,
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the skateboard?
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I got it! You're a dad who
just cleaned out the garage!
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No, I'm a skateboarder from the 1990s!
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See? Was that so hard?
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It wasn't easy.
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Fine, I'll do what I do
every year. I'll be a vampire.
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Maybe I'll be a vampire skater.
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(Dracula voice): Vazzup!
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Nah, maybe just the vampire.
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(Dracula voice): Vhat a vonderful idea.
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-(door creaks, evil
laughter) -(creepy music)
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(beads clattering)
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Olive: Syd! We're here!
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Are you down there?
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-(click) -(man screaming)
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Welcome to Halloween, Amigas -style!
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(scary voice): Enter if you dare!
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Olive: Syd, this place looks amazing!
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Emmy: Yeah, it's so spooky!
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Spooky, but not too spooky.
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You know I scare easily.
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-(bat chirping) -Ah! A bat!
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-Emmy: Ah! Get it out
of my face! -(screaming)
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(laughs) That was awesome!
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It looked so real!
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Yeah. That was great.
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But, um, there aren't gonna
be a lot of those, are there?
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I'd like to say no, but...
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in a haunted dungeon,
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anything can happen.
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Oh good.
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Why don't we go to the
food table and have a snack?
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(scary voice): It could be your last!
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Maybe you'll enjoy some "finger" food.
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If you're not that hungry,
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have a pinky!
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We have "deviled" eggs,
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laid by only the evilest chickens!
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"Blood" orange punch, freshly drained.
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And finally,
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some plain old guacamole.
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(girls scream)
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How'd that get in there?
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I don't blame it. This dip's delicious.
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Now, let's move to our main event.
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I spent all afternoon writing
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a complicated murder mystery,
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and hiding clues
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all over the house.
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You guys get to figure
out who the killer is.
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(squealing)
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These are the characters
that I have created
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for you guys to play.
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Ooh!
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I am the rich victim's nurse
261
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,103
with ulterior motives,
262
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:31,064
who found him lying
facedown in the swimming pool.
263
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:33,942
And I'm the victim's mother who seems nice,
264
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:37,446
but has a deep, dark secret
hidden just beneath the surface!
265
00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,072
And I'm the murderer!
266
00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:40,658
Sydney/Sophia/Olive: Emmy!
267
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:43,327
Oops. Just pretend I didn't say that.
268
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,287
Too late. It's ruined.
269
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,080
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to blurt it.
270
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:49,542
I'm a blurter. You know that about me.
271
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,797
-So, what do we do now? -Board games?
272
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,633
They're not very Halloweeny.
273
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,469
-Scary movie? -Then, I'm out.
274
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,180
Well, I'm just gonna say it.
275
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,223
I miss trick-or-treating.
276
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,683
Me, too. If I'd known our last time
277
00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:08,352
was gonna be our last time,
278
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:09,354
I would've enjoyed it more.
279
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:13,190
Yeah. It's like we never
got a chance to say goodbye.
280
00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:15,525
Well, you can't say hello to the future
281
00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:17,861
unless you say goodbye to the past.
282
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,614
I read that on a yogurt lid.
283
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,784
This might sound crazy,
284
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,536
but what if we went
trick-or-treating one last time?
285
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:27,454
You know, one quick trip around the block.
286
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,122
For closure.
287
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,333
In our peanut butter and jelly costume?
288
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,126
What if someone sees us?
289
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,920
It's bad enough we got
made fun of at school.
290
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:38,382
Yeah. If we get caught trick-or-treating,
291
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,176
that's the kind of embarrassment
that could follow you
292
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,052
to high school, and
then to a top-tier college
293
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,013
no more than three hours away from home.
294
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:45,890
My mom has a plan.
295
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,102
Wait. We could wear other costumes
296
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,521
that cover our faces. No
one would know it's us!
297
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,439
-That's perfect! -Great idea!
298
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,108
That totally works!
299
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,194
You did it, Emmy.
300
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,905
Come on, guys! Let's go
find some new costumes!
301
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,367
-(bat chirping) -Ah! Oh, that is scary!
302
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:07,161
? ?
303
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,790
? ?
304
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,292
Trick or treat!
305
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,751
Happy Halloween!
306
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,503
(cackling)
307
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,171
Here you go,
308
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,550
and here you go.
309
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:24,846
Only one each? Is that
all the candy you have?
310
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,306
I sent my son to the store,
and he only came back
311
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,058
with one bag of candy.
312
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,978
Here. You can... split this.
313
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,439
Seriously?
314
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,607
Do you really wanna eat more candy?
315
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:38,537
Look what it did to these!
316
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,653
(kids screaming)
317
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,615
(cackling)
318
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,745
Can you believe how much candy we got?
319
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:50,996
Now, it's time for round two.
320
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,998
Change our costumes and hit them again.
321
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,499
Let's start with that house that gave out
322
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,002
full-size Peanut Pandemonium bars!
323
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,378
Because...
324
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:01,298
Both: ? You can't say pandemonium ?
325
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:03,718
? Without the yum! ?
326
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:06,970
We better hide all this candy.
327
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,014
Otherwise, my mom will be suspicious.
328
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,766
She always thinks I'm up to no good.
329
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,100
You are up to no good.
330
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,395
Which is why I said hide it.
331
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:19,316
(sighs) Let's see, let's see.
332
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:20,443
Oh! I got it!
333
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,157
How about this pot? The woman never cooks.
334
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,660
And when she does, hoo! Now, that's scary.
335
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,872
(Dracula voice): Vone candy for you,
336
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,167
vone for you, and vone for you!
337
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,919
Now, your blood vill be
338
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,879
extra sveet!
339
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,257
(evil laugh)
340
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,761
(normal voice): Why do I
only do this once a year?
341
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,475
(Dracula voice): Ah, more victims!
342
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:56,853
Velcome to Max-ylvania!
343
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,898
Vhy are you dressed like that?
344
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,359
Well, we decided to go
trick-or-treating one last time.
345
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,569
What do you think of our new costumes?
346
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,988
(Dracula voice): Vhat happened
to peanut butter and jelly?
347
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,573
Dad, we can't be recognized.
348
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,743
If someone from school
sees us, our lives will be over.
349
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,163
(normal voice): And you thought it would
be less embarrassing to go dressed as...
350
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,207
whatever that is?
351
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,959
Well, I'm a hockey player on vacation.
352
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,460
Isn't it obvious?
353
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,171
Now that you mention it, no.
354
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,298
At least I know what Emmy is. Mummy, right?
355
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,717
Oh, I thought I was a
giant roll of toilet paper,
356
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,512
but a mummy is way better!
357
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:34,224
Hey, Mr. Reynolds, you
can't tell it's me, can you?
358
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,934
No. It's like I'm talking to your father.
359
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,937
Okay, now my costume's awkward.
360
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,649
And I assume that is
Olive under my good sheet.
361
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,026
Olive: Sure is.
362
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,487
(whisper): He's over there.
363
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,322
Sure is.
364
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,866
Thank you for not cutting eyeholes in it.
365
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,784
Hey, I'm a ghost.
366
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,411
I can walk through walls.
367
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,997
Why do I need to see?
368
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,498
Come on, girls. It's our last hurrah,
369
00:15:58,499 --> 00:15:59,791
so let's go out with a bang.
370
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,918
-(thud) -Ow!
371
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:04,672
? ?
372
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,551
Oh shoot.
373
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,678
That was my last candy.
374
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,514
Wait here. I've got some
baby carrots in the fridge.
375
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:15,725
Who doesn't love baby carrots?
376
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,728
Okay, okay.
377
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,189
I'll find something.
378
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,066
(rattling)
379
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,151
I gotta say,
380
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,944
buying these costumes
with my mom's candy money
381
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:30,113
is my best plan ever.
382
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,449
Those people who gave
out the Pandemonium bars
383
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,743
had no idea we were there for a third time!
384
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,871
In their defense, they're
dealing with geniuses.
385
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,540
Okay, Max. Hide the candy
in the cabinet, and let's go.
386
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:41,918
Okay.
387
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,671
(Dracula voice): And ve're off!
388
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,049
No time to vaste!
389
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:51,509
Max, that's a vampire, not a devil.
390
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,679
(normal voice): Hey,
they both have a V in them.
391
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,694
Trick or treat, boys.
392
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,738
(evil laugh)
393
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:14,616
? ?
394
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,785
Can't believe nobody knew I
was a hockey player on vacation.
395
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,578
How much more obvious could it be?
396
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,247
Hey, at least you don't have to wear
397
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,998
this itchy mustache all night.
398
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,960
No wonder my mom waxes hers.
399
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,712
Oh wait, that was a secret!
400
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,339
Ow! Olive!
401
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,299
Oh good, it's you.
402
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,011
I was talking to a lamppost
for, like, five minutes.
403
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,889
Emmy, can you hold Olive's hand?
404
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,183
Sorry! I'm too busy tucking.
405
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,018
I've been unraveling
since we left your house.
406
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,063
I don't know how mummies do it!
407
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,357
Come on, guys. I know this hasn't been
408
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:49,693
the best trick-or-treat,
but it's gonna be our last.
409
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,611
So, let's enjoy it!
410
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,614
Olive/Emmy/Sophia: You're
right. Absolutely. Let's do it.
411
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:00,620
(doorbell rings)
412
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,206
Girls: Trick or treat!
413
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,126
(girls scream)
414
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,712
Whoa, I didn't mean to scare you kids.
415
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,089
Hey! You made your own costumes.
416
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,924
Good for you!
417
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,885
Hold on, I'll grab the candy.
418
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:16,970
Oh no, it's Ned!
419
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,763
I can't believe this is his house.
420
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,307
-Should we run? -No, that's suspicious.
421
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:22,226
Let's just grab the
candy and get out of here.
422
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,189
Alright, here you go, kids.
423
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,692
-Happy Halloween! -Thanks, Ned!
424
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:31,818
-Emmy! -Olive: Sydney!
425
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,863
And I am not Sophia!
426
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,865
It's you guys?
427
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,325
Hey, dudes! Come check this out!
428
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,077
Sydney, Olive, Emmy, and
Sophia are trick-or-treating!
429
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,119
(laughter)
430
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,788
Okay, now we run.
431
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,541
-(thud) -Ow!
432
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,211
? ?
433
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:54,090
? ?
434
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:55,592
(gasps) That was bad.
435
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,969
-Really bad. Really,
really bad. -(door shuts)
436
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,554
Did you see the look on Ned's face
437
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,097
when he called his friends over?
438
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,309
For once, I'm glad I didn't have eyeholes.
439
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:05,769
What are we gonna do?
440
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,896
This is gonna be all
over school by tomorrow.
441
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,857
-You think they're gonna post it? -I would.
442
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,568
It's great content!
443
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,779
We aren't gonna be able
to walk down the halls
444
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,404
without people laughing.
445
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,657
You think we'll be able
to wear masks forever?
446
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,117
Then I'm gonna need a new costume.
447
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,203
I guess I could borrow my mom's wig.
448
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,330
Oh wait, that was a secret, too.
449
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:28,042
? ?
450
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,796
Okay, Leo. Time to sort all our loot.
451
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,173
Behold.
452
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,342
(heavenly singing)
453
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,802
Leo, it's gone!
454
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:41,472
-(screams) -(doorbell rings)
455
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,099
(door opens)
456
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,517
Judy: Happy Halloween.
457
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,687
Take as many Peanut
Pandemonium bars as you want!
458
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:49,939
-What!? -What!?
459
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,526
(wrappers crinkling)
460
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:57,738
Mom?
461
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,157
Oh hi, boys!
462
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,201
Crazy story.
463
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,328
I was running out of
candy because I only had
464
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,957
one itty little bag that my son got.
465
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:09,833
But then I found
466
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,669
this pot full of amazing candy!
467
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:14,778
You wouldn't have any idea
how it got there, would you, Max?
468
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,716
Uh... no!
469
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,052
-It must be a miracle! -Hallelujah!
470
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,639
Well, since nobody knows
where this candy came from,
471
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,393
I think we should share our
miracle with the neighborhood.
472
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,145
Unless you think I should investigate more.
473
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:32,523
-(laughs) No, no. -We'd love to!
474
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,067
I thought so.
475
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:39,654
(cackling)
476
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,198
(doorbell rings)
477
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,202
It was still a really good plan.
478
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,163
Just give out the candy.
479
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:51,125
? ?
480
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,626
Well, thanks for trying, Syd.
481
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,420
Yeah, sorry it didn't work out.
482
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,046
You guys calling it a night?
483
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,383
Yeah. This Halloween has been a disaster.
484
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,010
13 is a difficult age.
485
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:05,556
(Dracula voice): But try being 213!
486
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,766
-(doorbell rings) -Oh, you know, can
you grab that while I get some more candy?
487
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:15,106
Trick or treat!
488
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,858
Look at you guys.
489
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,318
Olive: Aw, they're doing
490
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:19,986
a group costume like we used to.
491
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,864
We're fruit salad!
492
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,658
Hey, are the Montags doing
king-size candy bars this year?
493
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,495
Yep! Two each.
494
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:30,330
They are such good people.
495
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:33,166
-And did Mr. Rivera pop out
and scare you? -Strawberry: Yeah.
496
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:35,002
He was on the roof.
497
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,922
That man does not learn.
498
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:40,924
Why aren't you trick-or-treating?
499
00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:43,718
We're kinda a little too old for it now.
500
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,345
Too old for Halloween?
501
00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:48,223
Yeah. Kids our age don't think it's cool.
502
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,809
What? I don't understand.
503
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,435
You will when you get older.
504
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:53,813
Here you go.
505
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,818
Thanks. I don't care what anyone says.
506
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,154
Halloween's the best.
507
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:09,118
-Kids, huh? -Yeah.
508
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,247
-What does she know? -She's, like, 7.
509
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,502
-I wanna go trick-or-treating. -So do I!
510
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:17,710
-Me, too! -Totally!
511
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,254
Who cares what other people think?
512
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:21,297
Besides, what's the worst they can say?
513
00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:24,008
"Ooh, I saw the Amigas having fun?"
514
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,427
Then, what are we waiting for?
515
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,096
I'll go get the toilet paper!
516
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:28,848
No!
517
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,308
This time, we're going
as peanut butter and jelly,
518
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:32,809
and I don't care who sees us!
519
00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:35,270
-Who's with me? -Girls: We are!
520
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:37,814
I don't know why you didn't
listen to me in the first place.
521
00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:40,818
? ?
522
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,487
Guys, I'm glad we went
trick-or-treating after all,
523
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,656
and did it the way we wanted to.
524
00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:48,908
As a proud PB&J.
525
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:50,661
Look at all these cute pics I took of us.
526
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:55,499
Aw! Look at us with those
adorable fruit salad girls.
527
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,961
Throw in a chocolate milk, and
we make a well-rounded lunch.
528
00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:03,047
You know what? We should post them.
529
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,174
-Are you sure? -Sydney: Yeah.
530
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:07,802
We had fun. Why should we hide?
531
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:10,139
-You're right. -Post away, Emmy.
532
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,765
Did I hear you're posting pictures?
533
00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,143
I wanna be in one.
534
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:17,145
But, Dad, nobody would see you.
535
00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:18,981
Vampires don't show up in pictures.
536
00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:21,399
That is the worst excuse I've ever heard
537
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,758
to get out of a picture with your dad.
538
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:25,988
Besides, I'm not a real vampire.
539
00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:30,159
-(shutter snap) -(scary music)
---oOo---
540
00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:34,204
? Do do, do do do do, do do ?
541
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:39,084
? Do do, do do do do, do do ?
542
00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:50,971
? Do do, do do do do, do do ?
543
00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:55,851
? Do do, do do do do, do do ?
544
00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,104
Man: Oh yeah.
545
00:23:59,154 --> 00:24:03,704
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