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-[whirs]
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-Robobot:
Who are you?
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I am nothing. I am no one.
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Is that really necessary?
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-Until you can take a batch
of dog food to the face
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without raising
your voice, it is.
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-Fine. I can do this all day.
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Mother--!
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-Cooch:
Help, help!
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-Cooch! What happened?
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-She stole from me.
That's what's happened.
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That's my rock man.
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-Liplor:
Again, I am a sentient--
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-[fast-forwarding]
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-I'm serious, guys.
I smell dog food.
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-Robobot:
Lex, remember your lessons.
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-[beeping]
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-[buzzing, malfunctioning]
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-Error. Error.
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-Titanium Lex:
Robobot?
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Hey, are you okay?
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-Yes, Lex.
I was just reviewing
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a...confusing memory.
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-So, this is normal?
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-No, I--
Where are we going, again?
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-South.
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-I still think we should have
stayed at Devizo's safe house.
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They may still be able to stop
you from turning into an evil insect overlord.
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-Even if their plan works,
it's just a temporary fix.
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We've seen the future.
We know how this ends.
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I don't think my metamorphosis
can be stopped...
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maybe it's time
I made peace with that.
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-[heroic music plays]
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-[siren wails]
-Sergeant Agony: Listen up, ladies and gentlemen.
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Titanium Lex and Robobot
have been on the run for two hours.
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What I want is a hard target
search of every doghouse, flophouse, steakhouse--
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-We appreciate what
you're trying to do, Sergeant Agony,
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but we've all seen
The Fugitive.
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Also, the robot has
a tracking device, so we know where he's going.
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-Kind of a speech I've been
waiting to give my entire life.
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But you're right,
we should get moving.
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-Agony, what the hell
is going on here?
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-You're busted, Rex!
I know you were keeping Lex,
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an out-of-control
insectoid bioweapon, in the basement.
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As far as I'm concerned,
you are traitors to the United States government.
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They're the villains now, boys.
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Take 'em away.
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-Uh, actually, they just--
they just, uh...
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-Son of a bitch!
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Why the hell did I turn my back
to talk to you guys?
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We're in the same room.
You would've heard me.
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Well, what's everybody
standing around for?
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Move out!
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-[light buzzing]
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-What do we do now?
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We can't help Lex
if we can't find her.
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-I thought you and her
were a happy family now.
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She didn't tell you
where she was going?
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-Watch it.
-Hah!
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-Ooh, Debbie!
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-Your pup and her toy
were here, the Robobot.
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He left you a present.
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-Oh, weird.
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-What is that thing? Tell me!
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-Ow! It's a fail-safe,
all right?
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In case our treatment
doesn't work, it's something...
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more...permanent.
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-Who gave you permission
to build a weapon to use on my daughter?
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-She did.
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-[sighs]
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Well, we're not
gonna need it.
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We're gonna find Lex,
and we're going to fix her.
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I'm calling in the team.
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-I don't know who cranked out
these scripts, but they're good!
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-Those are the takeout
menus for Mr. Wong's.
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-Give that son of
a bitch a raise!
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-[cellphone buzzing]
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-The signal.
-Rex needs us.
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-We got to go.
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Mr. Wong is in charge
while we're gone!
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-Oh, God.
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-What's going on?
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-Lex is on the run,
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and Sergeant Agony's
hot on her tail.
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-She's not turning into
a bug queen, is she?
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Let's hope not.
You go along.
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I have to swing by
my room first.
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-What the hell for?
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-A little insurance policy.
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-I've tracked the item
you want, Lex.
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It's changed hands many times
through dark web auctions.
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Unhinge the inner panel
and turn it clockwise.
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-Got that.
-The package was last sold to a user named DarkNads55.
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It was delivered to
a dive bar in Louisiana.
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You'll have to remove
the power core's arc shielding.
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-Are you sure you can
talk me through this?
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-If we don't remove
my tracking device,
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we'll never evade Agony.
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And also, I trust you
implicitly, Lex.
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You're actually
the first human I've-- -[clank]
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-Son of a bitch.
What was that? -Nothing.
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-It sounded like
you dropped a screw.
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-Nope, we're all good.
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-If you reach past
the power core,
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you'll feel
a protruding disc.
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-Okay, got it.
-It's part of my inner frame,
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so you'll have
to break it off.
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Push hard.
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-What-- what are you doing?
-Oh, I-I-I don't know. I'm sorry.
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-No, it's-- it's okay, Robobot.
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It's okay.
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Here goes. You ready?
One, two...
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-Robobot:
Aaaaah!
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-Sergeant Agony has decided
Lex is an existential threat to the United States.
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I'm positive
that we can use
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the power retardant we got
from Debbie Devizo's island
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to treat her condition.
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The problem is, we don't
know where to start looking.
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-Not quite true.
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You see, when I designed
my league's uniforms,
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I took the liberty
of implanting
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tracking
devices in their insignias.
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-Just in case, right?
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-No, because I'm
a devious asshole.
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-Really? You're going
to get all judgy now? -[door opens]
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-Sorry I'm late, Rex.
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-Ranger, we're heading out.
You ready?
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-Willing and able...
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more than you know.
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-What?
-Huh?
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-What do you mean
by that?
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-Oh, I-I-I wasn't
talking to you.
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T-t-that comment
was just for me.
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You heard Rex!
Let's move!
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-[beeping]
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-Son of a bitch.
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See if you can pull
any data off this thing.
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-There's a small cache
of buffered data still in the RAM.
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We know what they're
searching for.
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-Well, well, well,
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like mother, like daughter.
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-So we're looking for
someone named DarkNads55?
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-Huh? I don't know. Are we?
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-Well, that's who you said
bought the package.
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You're sure it was
delivered here, right?
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-I was...
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I think something's wrong.
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It appears removing my
tracking device disabled
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the connection to my
cloud-based servers.
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Also, I now do this.
[rattling]
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-Yeah, sorry about that.
Uh, look...
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can your server connection
wait until I find DarkNads?
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-I should be okay.
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-Great. I'm going in.
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-But I can't give an informed
answer without my cloud-based--
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ooh, a squirrel!
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-[country music playing]
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-[door closes]
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-Hey, everybody.
Hello. I'm looking for...
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someone by the name--
I'm just gonna say it--
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uh, DarkNads55.
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-I got some nads
for you, honey.
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-[laughter]
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-Okay. I really left myself open
for that one, and I get that.
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Seriously, though.
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-Oh, you don't think
I'm serious?
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I'm as serious
as a goddamn dick.
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Oh!
-[grunts]
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-Okay!
-DarkNads55!
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It is a stupid fucking name,
and I don't want to keep saying it.
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-[suspenseful music]
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-Look at that funny little tail.
-[squirrel chattering]
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-Nuh-uh. Where do you
think you're going?
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- [beeping]
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-That is one
mighty fine hat.
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-Guys, I really don't know
how these situations usually go down for you,
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but I promise you,
this time is different.
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-Man: Huh!
-Okay...
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now I'm mad.
-[door opens, closes]
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-What's this?
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Someone done scheduled
a hoedown and didn't invite me?
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-This ain't none
of your business.
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-Oh, it's none of my
b-b-b-b-b-business?
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-Do I sound like that?
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-You're talking to the CEO
of Shitkickers, LLC,
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a subsidiary of Keep Your
Fucking Mouth Shut,
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with offices up your sister's
big fat ass.
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-[grunting]
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-Oh!
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-Your music sucks!
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-[grunting]
- ♪ Put your hands up ♪
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-No... no...
-[classical music]
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-[up-tempo country music]
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-Now, that's fighting music.
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Fuck you!
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Ahh!
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-[grunting]
-I could do this all day.
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[sputtering]
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Why didn't anyone tell me
my goddamn mouth don't work?
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-[gasping]
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-[crunch]
-[grunting]
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DarkNads, where is he?
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-Look at you,
happy again,
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alone in your lab.
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-I am not happy,
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and I am certainly
not alone, unfortunately.
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-Do you miss the love
you had for me
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before I sapped every
ounce of it out of your heart?
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-Do I look like
Jodie Foster to you?
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You can cut the
Hannibal Lecter bullshit.
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-You love her, don't you?
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-Jodie Foster?
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I mean, certainly I had a crush
before I found out she was--
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-Lex.
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But now she's
become uncontrollable,
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and you can't have that,
can you?
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-Oh, no!
You've hit a bull's-eye!
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You're in my brain!
[speaks indistinctly]
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Nice try. Piss off.
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-I've seen you and Rex together,
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the embers of an old friendship
flickering to life.
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-Na-na-na-na-na-na,
not hearing what you're saying!
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-You'll have to kill him,
too, you know.
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He won't stand by while
you gene-rip his daughter.
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-I couldn't gene-rip her
if I wanted to because the goddamn gene ripper
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can't remove her insect DNA
without a clean copy of her mother's genome,
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and Rex incinerated Frau
Mantis in a nuclear reactor!
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So I've got to figure out
a work-around,
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and I can't do that with
all this motherfucking yammering.
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[sighs]
Shit...
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-Hm.
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Good to know.
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-Son of a bitch.
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-I'll kill you right in front
of all these people.
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-American Ranger:
What do you got, Rex?
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-They're onto something.
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As soon as they move, we--
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-Hurl this boulder upon
their heads before they have the chance!
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-We follow them,
so they can lead us to Lex.
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-And then,
throw the boulder.
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-No!
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I don't know... maybe!
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-I'm bringing the boulder.
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-All right, fine.
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-Robobot:
What the hell we doing here?
246
00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:29,801
-This is where
the guy at the bar said DarkNads55 lives.
247
00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:32,497
It happened five minutes
ago while you were standing right there.
248
00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:34,625
-You want to use your fancy
college talk on me,
249
00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,028
you better put up your dukes!
250
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,810
-I'll fuck you up!
-Okay.
251
00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:40,344
-Come on in.
252
00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:42,599
I've been expecting you.
253
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:44,692
Collection tubes
are right here.
254
00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:46,431
Trust me,
you'll need them all.
255
00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:48,132
-Collection tubes?
256
00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:50,999
-You are the equine emission
specialist, are you not?
257
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:54,572
Here to collect semen
from my prize stallion?
258
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:57,701
-Oh, we're not sure
we can help you out.
259
00:10:57,874 --> 00:11:01,104
-I certainly understand
your trepidation.
260
00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:04,189
I've seen Sergeant Trotter
fill up a kiddie pool.
261
00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:06,319
-You calling me chicken?
262
00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,891
Give me that damn bucket
and point me towards this horse's fire hose.
263
00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:14,849
-Your company must be doing
very well if you can buy a horse-masturbating robot!
264
00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:18,072
-Yes, we masturbate
a lot of horses.
265
00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:21,862
Funny story, I actually
got the robot on eBay.
266
00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,939
Do you ever shop on eBay?
267
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:28,298
-eBay's terms of service
are too restrictive for selling trot milk.
268
00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:30,690
-So, you probably do a lot
of business on the dark web.
269
00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:33,044
-A fair bit.
Who's asking?
270
00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:34,564
-[horse whinnying]
-Stay still, damn it!
271
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,037
I don't do this
to my best friend.
272
00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:38,607
-I hope that robot
knows what he's doing.
273
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:41,525
-[horse neighing]
-Robobot: Yeah, get it. Fill that bastard up!
274
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,401
-He does after all.
-[cellphone rings, beeps]
275
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,572
-Dale Dumar. Go.
276
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:46,968
Is that so?
277
00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:49,141
I see.
278
00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:52,357
I'm very sorry to hear that.
-[cellphone beeps]
279
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:53,707
-Who was that?
280
00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:56,317
-That was Mr. Perndale,
your boss.
281
00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:58,758
-Yes, of course.
What did he say?
282
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:02,545
-He said his horse milkers
had a spill on Highway 7,
283
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:06,032
called to apologize
for them not showing up
284
00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:09,863
which leads me to
the question of who you are,
285
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:13,083
what you're doing in my house...
286
00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:15,044
-[tense music]
287
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:20,913
-Are you gonna tell me
what you're really doing here?
288
00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:23,388
-[door opens, closes]
-Whoo-wee!
289
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:26,568
-Here's one full pail
of Kentucky stallion paste.
290
00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:31,103
-St-stay back. We didn't
come here to jack off your horse.
291
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:33,232
-Then, you failed mightily.
292
00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:35,674
That's half a million dollars
worth of Preakness pudding.
293
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:39,372
-That I will dump unless
you tell me where I can find DarkNads55.
294
00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:43,281
-Well, that's impossible.
DarkNads55 is a horse.
295
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,158
-What?
296
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:48,329
-A horse that belongs to my
degenerate shit-heel son!
297
00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:50,856
Kenny, what the hell did you do?
298
00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:53,121
Kenny, open up,
you little turd!
299
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:54,434
-Just a second, Dad!
300
00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:57,856
Ah!
-You got wax in your ears, dumbass?
301
00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,688
-Who the hell are you?
302
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:02,426
-You been buying that Nazi trash
online again, haven't you?
303
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,697
-Look at all
these precious toys.
304
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,131
This is a goddamn baby's room.
305
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:09,528
-Those are collectibles!
306
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,361
-You bought something
that belongs to me. If you don't give it back, I--
307
00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,749
-Come here, you piece of shit!
Get over here! -Ah!
308
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:17,063
-Whoa! I'm not gonna stand here
and watch you abuse your child.
309
00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:21,501
-He's 28, has three DUIs,
and trolls the dark web for Nazi memorabilia.
310
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,450
-Yeah, okay, then.
Carry on.
311
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:27,278
-Ah! Okay! My collection
is in the safe room,
312
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,548
behind the bookshelf,
the third figurine from the right.
313
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,682
-Your story sucks, dickweed!
-Kenny: Whoa! Now, now, now, come on!
314
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,245
-Your bookshelf's
fucking stupid.
315
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:37,213
-Whoa.
-Robobot: Come and get it!
316
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:41,121
-[metal banging]
-Fucking son of a bitch!
317
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:42,688
Your bookshelf's broken.
318
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,295
-[eerie music]
319
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:48,696
-Goddamn it. What did
I tell you about buying this sick shit, son?
320
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:50,791
-There it is,
321
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,700
a piece of my mother,
322
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,695
Frau Mantis.
323
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,917
-Hey, those are
one of a kind! Ugh!
324
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,840
-W-w-what are you?
325
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,926
-My mother's daughter,
326
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:08,145
and this belongs to me.
327
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:11,285
[screeches]
328
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:14,029
-Ah! Dad.
329
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:19,211
-Spread out.
They're here somewhere. -Robo-Dino: Oh, gross.
330
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:22,120
This smells like horse semen.
-It is.
331
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:25,386
-Oh. I'm a lizard, damn it.
I smell with my tongue.
332
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:26,870
-Blue Menace:
Sergeant Agony,
333
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,870
there's a basement.
334
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:30,872
-You betrayed me.
335
00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:32,704
-Jesus, what's wrong with her?
336
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,092
-No one told me there was
gonna be a quiz, professor!
337
00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:39,438
-[buzz]
338
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:42,454
-What the hell
is that witchcraft?
339
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:45,150
-It's a secret escape in case
someone ever tried to steal my white gold.
340
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,149
-That's what he calls
his horse jizz.
341
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:48,371
-Shut up, Kenny!
342
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:49,929
Go, just go!
343
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:52,536
-Don't tell nobody
I jacked off your horse.
344
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:55,067
-[dramatic music]
345
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:57,372
-Which way are we going,
dumbass?
346
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,600
Picking at it ain't
gonna make it better.
347
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,430
-I'm running out of time.
348
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,080
Do you trust me?
349
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:12,955
-Are you talking to me?
350
00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:14,869
-Jesus Christ.
351
00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:18,574
-Sergeant Agony:
Son of a bitch.
352
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,093
I knew it.
353
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,397
Lex is too far gone, team.
354
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,713
We take her in, dead or alive.
355
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,970
-Let's go!
-[grunting]
356
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:29,233
-DarkNads55, I presume?
357
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:30,356
Hilarious.
358
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:31,928
-Thank you!
359
00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:33,405
-Stay still.
-What the hell are you doing?
360
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,244
-I'm reconnecting you
to the cloud.
361
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,812
-No! You're gonna put that
fancy book learnin' in my head,
362
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,370
and make me talk
like a science guy!
363
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:41,767
-You're no use to me
when you're this stupid!
364
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,551
-Lex?
365
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:44,675
What's happening?
366
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,076
-You helped me,
367
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,379
and now...
368
00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:49,725
I've got to go.
369
00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:51,775
-But I--
370
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,471
I thought we were doing
this together, you know-- [rattling]
371
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,258
Oh, come on. How many screws
did you lose in there?
372
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:56,692
-I'm too far gone.
373
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,828
You have to get back to Devizo.
374
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,441
-I don't want to leave you, Lex.
375
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:04,702
There's... something...
I have to tell you.
376
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,656
-I think I'm falling in--
377
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,445
-Sergeant Agony:
Split up and find her. Move, move, move!
378
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,139
-If you want to help me,
379
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:11,927
slow them down.
380
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,581
I'm sorry.
381
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:15,975
-Sergeant Agony:
I see someone, down this way!
382
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:17,849
-You bastards!
383
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,498
-Where is Lex?
384
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:23,105
-Leave her alone!
385
00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:25,724
What has that woman done to me?
386
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:28,157
-I'm sorry, dude. I've--
I got to take you in.
387
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:29,895
-Yep, sure.
Somebody grab my arm?
388
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:32,166
-I got it!
You two go after Lex.
389
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:35,119
Come on, man. You're a mess.
-I know, I know.
390
00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:40,259
-Oh.
-Blue Menace: Going somewhere, my dear?
391
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,184
-Was thinking about it, yeah.
392
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:47,269
-This was made to cut diamond,
so please don't.
393
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:48,621
-[rumbling]
394
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,750
-Oh, shit. I know that sound.
395
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:52,362
-[heroic music plays]
396
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:54,233
-[grunts]
397
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:56,024
It's okay, Lex.
398
00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:58,671
Lex...
399
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,983
-Stay away from me.
400
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,760
Just stay away!
401
00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:03,764
-Lex?
402
00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,415
-Tragedy strikes, Rex.
403
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,899
Your opening wasn't large
enough for my boulder.
404
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,990
-I don't care about
your boulder.
405
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,209
-[laser fires]
406
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,335
-Let us handle this, squirrel.
407
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:16,772
-Make me.
408
00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:18,558
-I will!
Liplor, you have the rock skin.
409
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:19,733
Maybe you fight
the laser squirrel.
410
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:20,598
-Get down!
411
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,778
-[laser fires]
412
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:24,566
-Fine.
413
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,219
Aaaah!
414
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:28,874
-[gasps]
415
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:32,920
-American Ranger:
Lex!
416
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,355
Stop!
Remember this?
417
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,060
You entrusted me with this
418
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,150
in case your insect side
ever took over.
419
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,929
Don't make me use it.
420
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,634
-I'm changing, Ranger,
421
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:47,151
and there's nothing any
of you can do to stop me.
422
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:49,197
-God forgive me.
423
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:50,632
-[click]
424
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,848
-[bubbling]
-What?!
425
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:54,858
-Uh, what do you
got there, buddy?
426
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:56,250
-A bubble gun?!
427
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:58,083
I trusted you!
428
00:17:58,251 --> 00:17:59,561
-Goodbye, Ranger.
[grunts]
429
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,520
-Lex, no!
430
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:03,824
I won't let you fall!
431
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,260
Oh, shit! I forgot she can fly!
432
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:08,524
[grunting]
433
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:11,656
Aah!
434
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:13,349
-[splash]
435
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,567
-Lex!
-She must be stopped.
436
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:17,656
-You stay away from her!
437
00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:20,185
-It was a damn bubble gun!
438
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:22,749
-Bastard.
439
00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:26,322
Back off!
440
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:28,186
I can't do that, Rex.
441
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:29,588
-Then I'll make you.
442
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:30,890
-Very well.
443
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,552
-All right.
444
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,202
-They are under arrest,
you hear me?
445
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:39,026
Rex's team is under arrest!
446
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,635
-So I've-- I've got
to take you in.
447
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,816
-Oh, you're not taking in shit.
448
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:45,912
-Okay, look.
I-I like you a lot,
449
00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:47,651
but I'm a dog,
and you're a cat, so...
450
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:50,962
-What does that have
to do with it, huh? Huh?
451
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,700
Huh? Huh? What is that? Huh?
-Stop it! I said stop it! Okay, that's it.
452
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:56,311
[barking]
-Holy shit!
453
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:59,143
-Ha ha!
-Somebody help!
454
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:02,842
-[cracking]
455
00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:05,581
-Ice ray from the pyramid
heist of 19-- -I don't care!
456
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:07,193
Get me out of here!
457
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:08,413
Ah, look out!
458
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:09,932
-It was a bubble gun!
459
00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:11,275
What a bitch!
460
00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:17,074
-[laser fires]
-It was a bubble gun.
461
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,293
-I've got this.
462
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:24,770
-It will take more
than trickery to stop me!
463
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:27,246
It will take
the strength of a god!
464
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:30,947
-We don't have that.
-[shouts, grunts]
465
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:32,646
-But you do.
466
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:35,173
-Why didn't you tag me in?
-I think you know why.
467
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,308
-It's because I fight
with balloons, isn't it?
468
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,050
-I can't have this
conversation again.
469
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:42,791
-[grunting]
470
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,786
-Lex must be stopped.
471
00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:47,747
-Not like this.
472
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,445
Not by you.
473
00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:52,233
-Our daughter is a danger
to the entire world.
474
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:56,018
-She's not your daughter!
475
00:19:56,195 --> 00:20:00,285
-[lasers whirring, firing]
476
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:16,126
-[explosion]
477
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,223
-It is done.
478
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:22,533
-Rex, you and your team
479
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:25,959
are under arrest for--
son of a bitch. He's out.
480
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:28,397
-Hey, where's Robo-Dino?
481
00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:30,395
-[light buzzing]
482
00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:32,447
-[door opens]
483
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,152
-You brought me to Devizo?
484
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,410
-You didn't know I had
a man on the inside?
485
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:37,893
Where's Lex?
486
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:39,672
-She's gone.
487
00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:41,937
It's a long story.
[rattling]
488
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,420
-What is that sound?
489
00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:45,460
-Lex really left a mess
inside of me,
490
00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,935
both metaphorically
and literally. Hey!
491
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:50,066
-Frau Mantis's mandible.
492
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,339
This is what she wanted,
493
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:54,562
to give me the means
494
00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,171
to stop her.
495
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:57,732
-[chuckling]
496
00:20:57,908 --> 00:20:59,818
-And the rest of the league?
497
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:01,347
-[sirens wailing,
helicopter blades whirring]
498
00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:02,391
-Robobot:
Captured.
499
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:08,752
-Dr. Devizo:
Then Lex is alone.
500
00:21:08,919 --> 00:21:11,269
I must complete my weapon.
501
00:21:11,444 --> 00:21:14,404
-[groans]
502
00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:17,797
-Dr. Devizo:
There are no more options.
503
00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:22,062
-[coughing]
504
00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:26,327
Okay, motherfuckers.
Game on.
505
00:21:26,502 --> 00:21:28,242
-[theme song playing]
506
00:21:45,478 --> 00:21:47,308
-[monkey chatters]
-Man: Stupid monkey.
507
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,660
-[paper tearing]
-[monkey cry]
508
00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:49,739
-[slap]
509
00:21:49,789 --> 00:21:54,339
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