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-Titanium Rex: Anyone care for a top-off?

Extraordini, more eggnog?

-The Seven-Eyed Scepter demands a diet void of animal products.

Also, if the scepter knew I was celebrating

a Judeo-Christian holiday, it would just shit,

so let's not throw it in the scepter's face.

-Far out. Bogman?

-I'm made of trash.

I spent yesterday in a landfill eating Allman Brothers 8-tracks.

Fill her up.

-Rex, General Agrabah claims

you and he have fought in more battles together

than you and I.

-Don't ask me to do the math tonight, Zenith.

-Fine. We shall settle this by combat.

Gather your men and weapons of war.

This shall be glorious!

-[spits] Wait! What?

-[whispering indistinctly]

-Ah, even in the cold of winter does love bloom

for Dr. Devizo and Heartshine.

-I thought I would be enjoying the party with my wife.

-Then you shouldn't have spent the entire day in your workshop.

-I was working on something important.

-Oh, really? What?

-This.

I made one for myself, as well.

This way, we can always be together.

-Oh, Donald.

-I... need some fresh air.

-[wind howling]

-Everything okay?

-I don't wanna hurt him, but I wasn't built for marriage.

My heart shines for all people.

-Well, I hope it shines for me just a little more.

-I wish it didn't, but it does, Rex.

-Mm. -Mm.

-Titanium Rex: I need you, Heartshine.

-Debbie: You have me, Rex.

-[knock on door]

-Man: Devizo, come on. Team photo. Let's go.

-I'll be right there.

-Everyone, gather around.

Closer. Closer.

-[growls]

-And...

-[camera shutter clicks]

-It must have been very painful to find out

your wife was in love with your best friend.

-It was.

-How did you deal with it?

-Poorly, Optimal Rex.

Very, very poorly.

If you'll excuse me,

Sergeant Agony says Debbie is on her way.

I have to prepare myself...

to die.

-[theme music playing]

-American Ranger: That monster we fought on the island

was Dr. Devizo's ex-wife?

-And my former lover.

-Before, after, or during their marriage?

-Eh, the usual.

-God damn it, Rex.

-Okay. I had an affair with Dr. Devizo's wife.

-And mine. -And my mom!

-All right. Yes.

But that doesn't explain how Debbie ended up

on a prison island for supervillains.

-Maybe she took a helicopter like we did.

I don't know.

-When did you see her last?

-She retired to a commune

right before Devizo betrayed the League,

or so I thought.

-She was soft when she arrived.

I was sure she would die.

Like the others, I was a supervillain

deemed too dangerous for my country of origin.

Every morning, the helicopters came to drop food.

The strong ate first.

It was a week before she knew she must fight or die,

so she fought, the weakest at first, then the stronger.

-Debbie? My Debbie?

-She is not your Debbie anymore.

When she had beaten all of us, only Stonemount remained.

He was the strongest of us.

He ate first. He woke last.

-[both grunting]

-Flame Scar: She ended him...

and was reborn.

-[screeching]

-She became First Eater, the Last Waker,

she who is not hunted.

-I have got to stop her before she hurts someone.

-No. She isn't your problem, Dad.

For all we know, she just wants to be left alone.

-She was a member of the League.

-Ugh. We've all seen how you treat

former members of the League.

Why can't you just ignore this one, too?

-What has gotten into--

-Sergeant Agony: Listen up!

The helicopter Ms. Deborah Devizo stole

went down 50 miles outside Storm City!

The pilot, Warrant Officer Nathan Mensler,

wanted everyone to know he's okay.

-Oh, like that's important information.

-He thinks she's headed for Storm City.

I've arranged transport for you and the team.

-I can fly there faster on my own.

-Dad, please don't.

-Why are you so worried about this?

-I... I can't say.

-Well, I'm sorry. I've got to do this.

-Come on! Damn it.

-I forgot my charger. Aw, screw it.

[gasps] -You!

[grunts]

What did you do, Devizo?

-I screwed up, okay?

Ugh! I screwed up bad.

When I found out about you and Deborah,

I wanted to kill you both.

I'd heard of an island in South America.

I faked her Dear John letter and fooled her

into going to the island with me,

where I told her she would spend the rest of her days.

-You're sick.

-I wasn't in my right mind. It was the '70s.

We thought cocaine was vitamins, for God's sake.

-You left her to die.

-No. The next day, I cooled down and rushed back to save her.

I searched for weeks.

Devastated, I had to give up.

-[grunting]

I should kill you.

-Debbie: I wouldn't bother.

He's already dead.

-Debbie. Debbie, I--

-Lance of light.

-Glove: Lance of light.

-Wait. It's me.

-I know who you are,

but you have no idea who I've become.

-I can help you, but you have to tell me what you want.

-You'll know what I want when I take it, tomorrow at dawn.

Okay. I'll just tell you. It's Dr. Devizo's head.

That's what I want. -Come on!

-I can't let you do that.

-You think yourself blameless?

Devizo put me on that island, but you left me there.

-I-I thought you didn't wanna see me.

-You believed what you wanted to believe.

You will leave Devizo to die or fall yourself.

-Would it be really weird if I threw out

that I know a kick-ass therapist we could all--

-Every night, I went to sleep knowing in the morning

someone would try to kill me.

Know that in the morning I come to kill you.

Know that in the morning you die.

Feet of feather. -Wait! No!

-Glove: Feet of feather.

-Whoo! Boy, oh, boy.

How are we going to get out of this one?

Rex? Rex, what's the plan?

-I... I loved her, Devizo.

I can't forgive this. You're on your own.

-I loved her first, you asshole!

I loved her first.

-Hey, Groaner. It's me. It's, uh, 2:00 a.m.

Uh, maybe you're asleep.

Uh, I don't know if you've heard,

but I've been riding around in a helicopter all week,

some time in a boat.

Life is pretty full and interesting

for me at the moment.

Doing just fine without you.

Pick up your goddamn phone every once in a while!

-Did you miss me, Liplor?

-I did indeed. Did you bring me anything?

-Think there's some sand in my pockets.

-I'll take it.

-Do you find it worrisome

that Rex just flew off without consulting us?

-I'm more concerned with how worrisome Lex finds it.

-Devizo: You fear what you'll become, don't you?

-In this future, I'm an evil insect overlord.

Of course I'm afraid.

-It's in your power to prevent it,

but you have to trust me.

Back in your world, the past,

my ex-wife returns to murder me.

I know this will leave you gobsmacked, but I kind of deserve it.

Rex, your father, will die protecting me,

if you do as I say.

-If I do as you say?

-Yes.

You save him by unleashing

the full power of your insect side.

From that point forward,

any hope of controlling yourself is lost.

Rex lives, but this future is born.

I beg you, Lex, when you hear the name Debbie Devizo,

fly away and don't look back.

-How do I know this isn't one of your plans?

-That's the tragedy of our relationship.

You don't.

-Rex, did you find Debbie?

-Yes. She wanted a word with Devizo.

-I bet. Did they get everything worked out?

-Sure. Debbie's coming back in the morning to murder him.

Turns out, he was the one that put her on that island.

Anyway, it's been a late one. Let's all get some sleep.

-Wait. You're not just going to let her kill Dr. Devizo, are you?

-Yeah, I am. You heard me say that he was the one

that stranded her on that island, right?

-Yeah, we got that.

-Okay, so, then, what are we talking about?

-I know Dr. Devizo is no pal of ours, but--

-Ranger, shut up.

Rex is the leader of this team,

and if he wants to sit this one out, we sit it out!

-Rex, help, please.

-She's right, Ranger.

Everyone, get some sleep.

-You all know why we're here.

In less than four hours, Debbie Devizo is coming

to murder your boss.

-Are we gonna let that happen? -All: No!

-We'll put Dr. Devizo here,

inside a secret bunker in the Mojave Desert.

There's only on way in,

and the door has one hell of a lock, us.

All: Yeah!

-How'd you piss her off?

You keep the convertible in the divorce?

-Bitches be crazy, right?

-He left her to die on a deserted island

infested with murderous supervillains.

-Thank you, Sergeant Agony.

-Whoa. That's... yoah.

-That is pretty messed up, man.

-The way we were all cheering, I-I feel sick to my stomach.

-Am I contributing to behavior like this

when I say, "Bitches be crazy"?

-Dude, I-I think you might be.

-This might be a good time to bring up

how we don't have one female member.

-Wow. You're... You're right.

I don't know what that says about us, but it can't be good.

-[murmuring]

-Look, none of us are happy

about defending an abusive husband.

-Abusive? I was just-- -Why don't you save it?

-Whether we like it or not,

let's keep this dangerous sociopath safe!

Whoo!

-All [flatly]: Yay.

-And away from your sisters if you've got 'em.

-[gasping]

-We thought Hysterio's mind leeches

had turned you evil forever, Rex.

-But Heartshine never gave up on you.

-What's that you always say?

"One my stumble. One may fall."

-The League will catch you...

-All: One for all. One for all.

-Aah! [gasps]

[panting]

[sighs]

-I thought you didn't care about Dr. Devizo, Rex.

-I'm not doing this for him.

There's still humanity in Debbie.

I can't let her throw that away.

-Ugh!

-Lex, I need your help on this.

-I won't ask you for anything else ever,

but please let this go.

-I don't understand.

-You don't have to.

Just know that if you don't,

I won't be your daughter anymore.

-I don't know if you're jealous or mad at me or what,

but I don't have time for this.

If you don't support me, sit this one out.

-[sobs]

-It's almost dawn, everyone.

We don't know when Deborah will hit,

but she's gonna hit hard.

-Titanium Rex: What's the plan?

-Rex, you came.

-Save it, you madman.

-Madman? I'm-- -Shut the fuck up, Ted Bundy!

We need all the help we can get!

This corridor stretches a full mile

into the heart of the mountain,

leading to an impenetrable cell.

Every section of the corridor

has state-of-the-art defensive capabilities,

gas, lasers, EMPs, you name it.

Broken up by a series of safe rooms

where we will team up and lie in wait.

-Oh, so we throw ourselves at her like cannon fodder

and hope she uses up all her powers.

-I call Groaner!

-Fa...

-You heard him, team. Let's do this.

-Titanium Lex: Maybe you just don't want me to save Rex.

How do I know this isn't one of your plans?

-Devizo: That's the tragedy of our relationship.

You don't.

-She really shouldn't be up there.

-Aah! -Ow!

-Hey, beat it! That's a cultural treasure!

-Okay. I'm going.

-You got anything?

-Not a goddamn thing.

-You know, this is bullshit!

We're superheroes, man.

Why are we back here with the norms?

-What are your powers again?

-[stammers] Shut up, you... you dick.

-Quiet. I've got something.

-This is it.

Go, go, go, go!

-[yelling]

[yelling]

-Hanzer Comet.

-Glove: Hanzer Comet.

-[yelling]

-[warbled screaming]

-Oh!

-Okay. This is it.

Who wants to go first?

I've always hated all of you. I want you to know that.

-[grunts]

-Robobot: You can't hit what isn't there.

-Quad Eyes.

-Glove: Quad Eyes.

-Oh, shit.

-[metallic thud]

-Welp, you're on your own, guys.

-All: Ha!

-Brain-jack.

-Glove: Brain-jack.

-All: Knock-knock. I'm here.

-[grunting]

-Skeleton key.

-Glove: Skeleton key.

-Energetic eel.

-Glove: Energetic eel.

-Open fire.

-[screaming]

[screaming continuing]

-Hey, anyone thinking maybe we just pee on ourselves

and see if that calms her down?

-Wraith of wind.

-Glove: Wraith of wind.

-[screaming]

-Cooch!

-Sinew of stone.

-Glove: Sinew of stone.

-[grunting]

-Stop, please!

[screaming]

-So, how's the girlfriend? She cheat on you yet? [chuckles]

Ooh, what are you doing? Oh, I wanna help.

-[thuds]

-What the fuck is all this?

-This is whatever you want it to be.

Is it a flower, a bee, or maybe you'd like a kiss of nerve gas.

Uh, you're immune to nerve gas?

-[high-pitched voice]: No, not at all.

-This is helium.

Gary, you fucked me for the last time!

-This is it then. Pick your power.

-Think I'm good.

[grunts]

-[gas hisses]

-Quantum dome. -Glove: Quantum dome.

-Buster Nut, it's been an honor.

-It has? -Just get behind me.

You've grown on me, you little bastard.

-Merciless window.

-Glove: Merciless window.

-[grunts] -[screams]

-Witchcraft.

-Quantum-stabilized wormholes.

-I don't care what you call it. It's creepy as hell.

-Buster Nut: Ow! Ow! Ow! -Yah!

-Ow! Ow! Ow!

-[grunting] -Ow! Ow! Ow!

[groaning]

-Having fun? Because I can keep this up all day.

Ow!

[grunting]

[groaning]

[screaming]

[grunts]

-Donald!

-She's here. -[door opens]

-[groaning]

If anyone is out there, the League of Freedom is down!

Repeat, down! We need help!

Oh, shit!

-Agony [over radio]: Lex, can you hear me?

Please, Rex is in trouble.

-[sobbing] -Lex, can you hear me?

-You've made your choice then.

-What you did on that island you did to survive,

but this is just cold-blooded murder.

-I don't know if I mentioned this before,

but I also apologized, if that helps.

-Slithering thought.

-Glove: Slithering thought.

-[groans]

-Winter spear.

-Glove: Winter spear.

-[grunts]

-Weighted void.

-Glove: Weighted void.

-[yells]

-Aah!

-Data scar. -Glove: Data scar.

-What are you doing?

-[crackles]

-Aah! -No!

-Debbie, please. -[Titanium Rex grunting]

-[Debbie groans]

-[grunts]

-[groans]

-Plasma gaze. -Glove: Plasma gaze.

-[grunting]

[groans]

-All you have to do is move.

-I'm...

I'm sorry for what happened to you, Debbie.

If I have to die to prove that, so be it.

[grunting]

[screaming]

-[Titanium Lex yelling]

[grunts]

-[groans]

-[gasps] Dad!

-Lex? [groans]

-Mortal triage.

-Glove: Mortal triage. -[beeping]

-God mode.

-Glove: God mode.

-[grunts]

-[warbling]

-Oh!

-Dear God.

-[grunts]

-[grunting]

-[gasps]

-[grunting]

-[screeches]

-Lex, no.

-[grunting]

-[groans]

-Light of-- Ugh!

-Glove: Command not recognized.

-[screaming]

-[screeches]

-Donald, do something.

-[screeching]

-Devizo: Lex, look at me.

It's over.

Put her down, dear.

-[groans]

-[screeches]

-[panting]

-[sighs]

-[sighs]

I wasn't supposed to do that.

-What?

-In the future, you told me if I did that,

I could never go back.

Were you telling the truth?

-Oh, honey, I-I don't know.

It's... It's me. Uh...

I don't know.

-[monitor beeping]

-Lex?

-Sorry to disappoint but no.

-Devizo, what are you doing?

-You know, thanking you for saving my life.

I'm upsetting you. I-I'll leave.

-No, don't. It's...

It's better if someone's here.

What happened to Debbie?

-She's being held in a cushy federal prison.

I saw to that.

It was the least I could do.

Now rest, old friend.

Your worries will be here when you wake.

-[seagulls chirping]

-[grunts]

[screaming]

-[theme music playing]

-[monkey chatters] -Man: Stupid monkey.

-[paper tearing] -[monkey cry]

-[slap]

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