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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,919 --> 00:00:09,229 -[dramatic music] 2 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:11,320 -[helicopter blades whirring] 3 00:00:20,237 --> 00:00:22,587 -Agent 587 on site. 4 00:00:22,761 --> 00:00:28,331 -Copy that, Corporal Lopez. You are a go to initiate audit of black site Metaphora. 5 00:00:28,506 --> 00:00:29,416 -[bird chirping] 6 00:00:31,553 --> 00:00:32,253 -[eerie music] 7 00:00:32,423 --> 00:00:33,293 -[skittering] 8 00:00:33,990 --> 00:00:35,640 -[Sergeant Agony slurping] -Are you eating? 9 00:00:35,818 --> 00:00:37,078 -No. 10 00:00:37,254 --> 00:00:38,784 -Because this is kind of serious. 11 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:40,691 -And that's why I'm not eating. 12 00:00:40,866 --> 00:00:41,736 -[dramatic music] 13 00:00:44,348 --> 00:00:45,518 -[keypad beeping] 14 00:00:45,697 --> 00:00:47,867 -Doesn't look like anyone's home. 15 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,398 -Your delta-level clearance should get you through the front door. Proceed. 16 00:00:50,572 --> 00:00:52,442 [chomps] 17 00:00:52,617 --> 00:00:54,967 -[keypad warbling] -[gate creaking] 18 00:00:56,882 --> 00:00:57,972 -[dramatic note plays] 19 00:00:59,189 --> 00:01:00,019 -Oh. -[skittering] 20 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:04,329 -Wait. Are you eating now? 21 00:01:04,499 --> 00:01:05,629 -Corporal Lopez: It's after me. Aah! 22 00:01:05,804 --> 00:01:07,024 -[dramatic music] -Send help! 23 00:01:07,197 --> 00:01:09,237 -[gunshots] 24 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:13,247 -Sergeant Agony: Lopez, come in, come in! Come in. Lopez! 25 00:01:13,421 --> 00:01:17,731 A lot of screaming for an audit. Too much, frankly. 26 00:01:18,295 --> 00:01:19,595 -[theme music playing] 27 00:02:08,084 --> 00:02:10,134 -[Cooch yawning] 28 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:12,004 Cooch: Got to make the quesadillas. 29 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:14,125 -[flames roar] 30 00:02:14,308 --> 00:02:16,478 -Ah, shit! Who yanked the damn pizza stones out of the oven? 31 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:19,398 -When I see a stone in an oven cooked to perfection, I'm going to eat it. 32 00:02:19,574 --> 00:02:22,144 Not trying to be difficult, but I know myself 33 00:02:22,316 --> 00:02:25,966 -"Established superheroes available for your crime-fighting needs. 34 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,056 "Rates negotiable. 35 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:31,845 [keys clacking] "Also giving away an Ilega Fluganarg bookcase. 36 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:34,111 "Must be able to pick up. No dick pics." 37 00:02:34,284 --> 00:02:36,554 -Did you have to mention the dick pics? 38 00:02:36,721 --> 00:02:39,291 -You really don't get Craigslist, do you? 39 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:40,463 -Oh, damn it! 40 00:02:40,638 --> 00:02:42,728 -Something wrong, Saturn? 41 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:45,301 -I've been reading this kick-ass self-help book to get over The Groaner. 42 00:02:45,469 --> 00:02:49,779 -"It's Not You, It's Them: Getting Your Ex Back and Keeping Them in Your Life Forever." 43 00:02:49,952 --> 00:02:51,822 Sounds... unhealthy. 44 00:02:51,997 --> 00:02:55,957 -Oh, it's sick all right! But I'm stuck on chapter three, 45 00:02:56,132 --> 00:02:59,612 "Dunk on Their Face By Getting a Promotion at Work." I'm a superhero! 46 00:02:59,788 --> 00:03:03,098 There aren't any promotions, not until Rex leaves me the team, of course. 47 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:06,010 -You think Rex is leaving you the team? [laughs nervously] 48 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,056 Guys, is anyone else hearing this? 49 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:09,801 -What's so funny? 50 00:03:09,972 --> 00:03:11,412 -I'm just saying, Rex has a daughter now. 51 00:03:11,582 --> 00:03:13,892 -You think he's leaving the team to Lex? 52 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:17,283 -Of course. I mean, because blood is thicker than water, 53 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:19,108 not because you're a toxic narcissist. 54 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:20,156 -[dramatic music] 55 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:22,030 -We'll see about that. 56 00:03:23,812 --> 00:03:26,032 -Rex, I hope you've got your smelling salts handy, 57 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:29,426 because this is going to knock you out! 58 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,080 -Okay, come on. -I know you and Lex think you can get the word out 59 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:34,125 by electronic sandwich board, but-- 60 00:03:34,301 --> 00:03:38,261 -Craigslist? Who put Lex in charge? Let's not do that again, right? 61 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:43,395 -But nothing gets the peepers popping like a tattoo on Ma Bell's backside. 62 00:03:43,571 --> 00:03:46,231 -You took out an ad in the yellow pages? 63 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,840 -I backed the wrong horse. Forget I said anything. 64 00:03:49,011 --> 00:03:51,671 -I got eight full-page ads for $11.99! 65 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:54,060 -You were probably their first call in months. 66 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,854 -The saleswoman did break down in tears of joy when I placed the order. 67 00:03:57,019 --> 00:04:01,109 -And now we have a 50-pound book to get rid of. Liplor, can you eat this? 68 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:03,334 -I guess I could try. 69 00:04:03,504 --> 00:04:07,074 -[helicopter blades whirring] 70 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:13,077 -[heroic music] 71 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:21,961 -[dramatic music] -In my duties as accountant general, 72 00:04:22,131 --> 00:04:24,871 I monitor the finances of the United States government. Last year, I uncovered 73 00:04:25,047 --> 00:04:28,217 a black site on a remote island off the coast of South America, 74 00:04:28,398 --> 00:04:31,048 suckin' up budget like a black hole. 75 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:35,927 I sent my best agent in to run an audit. 24 hours ago, I lost contact. 76 00:04:36,101 --> 00:04:39,411 I'm leading the team into the South American jungle to get her back. 77 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:41,673 I need your help. 78 00:04:41,846 --> 00:04:45,016 -I thought Dr. Devizo and his hoodlums were your league of choice. 79 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:49,027 -This mission is off the books. I need a team that's expendable. 80 00:04:49,201 --> 00:04:53,991 Uh-- I mean, can't be tracked back to me! I mean, I just like you guys better. That's all. 81 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:55,903 [to himself] Should've rehearsed this on the ride over. 82 00:04:56,078 --> 00:04:57,378 -Who are the desk jockeys? 83 00:04:57,558 --> 00:04:59,728 -Meet Corporal Fox and Corporal Render, 84 00:04:59,908 --> 00:05:02,738 the finest damn tactical accountants you'll ever meet. 85 00:05:02,911 --> 00:05:06,521 -No one I know earned their stars and bars by crunching enemy numbers. 86 00:05:06,697 --> 00:05:10,047 -I served in Nam, Saigon Audit of '75. 87 00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:12,532 Try inventorying a palette of mimeographs 88 00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:16,143 as they're airlifted out of Saigon under heavy bombardment. 89 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:20,186 -So while we were losing the first war in U.S. history, you were counting beans! 90 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:22,543 -Did you call me a bean counter? 91 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:24,893 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up now. Watch the language, everybody. 92 00:05:25,063 --> 00:05:28,593 -Okay. I've heard enough. We'd love to help, but we're awfully busy. 93 00:05:28,763 --> 00:05:31,163 -Oh, really? 94 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:34,461 We've been monitoring your little operation, Rex. We saw the damn Craigslist ad! 95 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:36,068 -It's working. Great! 96 00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:38,558 -No dick pics? You ever use Craigslist, girl? 97 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:40,379 You're throwing out a hook with no bait! 98 00:05:40,557 --> 00:05:42,907 -Hell, is that the bookshelf? I like it. 99 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:45,351 -Can you get it out of here today? 100 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:48,039 -My cousin might be able to borrow a truck and get it out of here this weekend. 101 00:05:48,217 --> 00:05:50,047 -Yeah, no deal. 102 00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:52,439 -It's a pass, Agony. If you haven't noticed, we're living 103 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:54,793 in an abandoned pizza restaurant because of you. 104 00:05:54,963 --> 00:05:57,143 We're not in the mood to do you any favors. 105 00:05:57,313 --> 00:05:59,403 -Then don't do it for me. 106 00:05:59,576 --> 00:06:02,056 Do it for the military-grade accountant who's out there lost and alone. 107 00:06:02,231 --> 00:06:05,541 Last time I saw you, you said all you wanted to do was help. 108 00:06:05,713 --> 00:06:08,503 -[dramatic music] -Well, this is me asking for help. 109 00:06:12,676 --> 00:06:14,936 What do those faces mean? Do they mean what I think they mean? 110 00:06:15,113 --> 00:06:16,593 -All right. Fine. Let's do it. 111 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:17,987 -Hell yes! -[hands smack together] 112 00:06:18,943 --> 00:06:20,383 -Move out, let's go! 113 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:22,378 Hold up, Liplor. How much do you weigh? 114 00:06:22,556 --> 00:06:23,856 -36 quasarts. 115 00:06:24,035 --> 00:06:25,385 -How many pounds is a quasart? 116 00:06:25,559 --> 00:06:27,519 -Thousands, many thousands. 117 00:06:27,691 --> 00:06:29,611 -These birds have to be able to get up in the air. 118 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:31,130 You gonna have to sit this one out. 119 00:06:31,303 --> 00:06:33,743 -Thank God. I have tickets to the opera. 120 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:36,735 I have to buy five seats to fit my girth, so-- woo! 121 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:38,918 [laughs] It was pretty pricey. 122 00:06:39,094 --> 00:06:41,884 -Yes! We got a hit on the bookshelf. 123 00:06:42,053 --> 00:06:44,363 Liplor, can you hang out until they show up? 124 00:06:44,534 --> 00:06:46,494 -Oh, I, uh-- 125 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:48,887 -They're like 10 minutes away, and he's got his own truck. 126 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:51,110 -As long as I'm out of here by 6:30. 127 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,060 -I can't hear you. Stay here. Thanks! 128 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,720 -[receives text message] 129 00:06:56,894 --> 00:06:59,814 -Oh, so, that's a dick pic. Truly unpleasant. 130 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:03,124 -It looks like Agony found a team for his mission. 131 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:05,642 -[dramatic music] -Are you sure you don't want help? 132 00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:07,426 You said you knew that island well. 133 00:07:07,601 --> 00:07:10,081 -Oh I do, Optimal Rex. 134 00:07:10,255 --> 00:07:15,515 And some skeletons are better left in their closet. 135 00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:19,046 -[rock music] 136 00:07:19,221 --> 00:07:22,051 -Do you have to play the music so loud? 137 00:07:22,224 --> 00:07:25,924 -Yes I do, sir. The radios in these puppies, they don't even have knobs 138 00:07:26,097 --> 00:07:29,577 -Why would anyone build a facility this far off the mainland? 139 00:07:29,753 --> 00:07:31,543 -That's what we gonna find out, Rex! 140 00:07:31,712 --> 00:07:36,022 -We're going into the jungle. It's a special kind of hell. 141 00:07:36,194 --> 00:07:38,504 -I read all about "Vietnam." 142 00:07:38,675 --> 00:07:41,285 Sounded like you boys were too busy playing rock music 143 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,511 and growing your hair to win the war. 144 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,900 Well, that's not me, Buster. 145 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:48,564 I'm not taking a loss because Mommy forgot to pack my mosquito repellent. 146 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:50,299 -You look worried. 147 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,170 -If I'm in the jungle for too long, I'll go feral. 148 00:07:53,342 --> 00:07:55,522 -My spirit guide is the panther. 149 00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:58,832 If you lose your way, I will guide you. 150 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,520 -[sarcastically] Wow. Thanks, dude. 151 00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:03,788 Uh, can we change seats? 152 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:05,827 -I know what you're doing. 153 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:08,443 -Girls get gas, too, and it's not like I can-- 154 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:10,098 -Yuck, yuck, yuck, no! 155 00:08:10,272 --> 00:08:12,322 I know you're trying to take this team from me. 156 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,882 -Did I miss something? 157 00:08:14,058 --> 00:08:15,758 -No, but you will. 158 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:18,280 You're gonna wake up one morning and I'll be leading the League. 159 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:21,814 I'm twice the leader you'll ever-- oh, wow. You do have gas. 160 00:08:21,979 --> 00:08:23,459 -I'm sorry. -[coughing] 161 00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:25,553 -What the hell are you doing? 162 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:28,032 -Airing this place out. That's right, I made a command decision. 163 00:08:28,203 --> 00:08:29,383 -Incoming! 164 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:31,732 -[explosion] -[dramatic music] 165 00:08:31,902 --> 00:08:33,382 -We've been hit! 166 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:35,816 -We're going down! Lex, help me! 167 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:38,783 Not too hard, or we'll tear it apart! 168 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:41,613 -Look, Rex! I'm helping, too! 169 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:43,442 -Brace for impact! 170 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:44,440 -[screaming] 171 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:47,960 -[ground rumbling] 172 00:08:48,919 --> 00:08:50,529 -Out of my way! She's gonna blow! 173 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:51,884 Every man for himself! [sobs] 174 00:08:52,053 --> 00:08:53,973 -Is he gon' be okay? 175 00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:55,752 -You'll learn to stop asking. 176 00:08:56,231 --> 00:08:57,321 -Good job, Lex. 177 00:08:57,493 --> 00:08:59,763 -Thanks, Dad. 178 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:02,190 -I don't know. She could've done better. We move out in 10! Let's go, people! 179 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:03,537 -We're not going anywhere. 180 00:09:03,717 --> 00:09:05,457 -You hear that, idiots? Take five! 181 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:07,592 -What's the problem? 182 00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:10,254 -You didn't say anything about fireballs screaming out of the sky 183 00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:12,329 and endangering my team. 184 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:14,468 -I forgot to tell you the black-ops mission to an island 185 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,951 that ate one of my men was dangerous? My bad. 186 00:09:17,121 --> 00:09:18,431 -[groans] 187 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:21,131 -Robobot, can you fix this thing? 188 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:24,089 -No, I think we should let Cooch do it... I'm on it. 189 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:26,649 -Lex, you stay here and help Robobot. 190 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:28,957 -Uh, I think I'd better stay behind, too. 191 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:32,273 Maybe do whatever you want Lex to do, but, you know, like a lot better. 192 00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:34,401 -Ranger, Cooch, you're with me. 193 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,234 -Fantastic. It'll give me a chance to show these boys 194 00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:40,672 that a little jungle isn't a valid excuse for losing a war. 195 00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:42,541 -You want to change first? 196 00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:45,852 -My uniform is a space-age, polyester-eagle-down blend. 197 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,980 I think I'll be quite all right, thank you. 198 00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:51,032 -All right. Gear up, team. Let's get this over with. 199 00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:54,119 -I guess no one cares how I'll be filling my time, huh? 200 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:56,899 I'm a person, too! Just sayin'! 201 00:09:57,771 --> 00:10:00,381 -Come on. Where is this guy? 202 00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:02,246 -[cellphone ringing] -Ah, hello? 203 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:06,297 What? Oh it's your cousin that has the pickup truck now? 204 00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:08,865 Not off for an hour?! 205 00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:10,963 Uh... no, no, no. I guess that's all right. 206 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:13,962 No, no, I will definitely be here. 207 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:14,915 -[cellphone beeps] 208 00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:16,622 -Ughh. 209 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:18,794 -[dramatic music] 210 00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:19,786 -[flies buzzing] 211 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:26,584 -I'm sorry. What's so hard about this again? 212 00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:31,106 Is it the bugs? Oh, quick! Better dust off. I think this one's a beetle-- 213 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:35,242 [choking] It's in my mouth! One flew in my mouth! 214 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:37,067 -You all right, Cooch? 215 00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:40,025 -For now, but I could go feral any second. 216 00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:42,034 -Hold off as long as you can. 217 00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:44,026 Hopefully we won't be here that long. 218 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:47,118 -Hold it. Lopez disappeared two clicks from here. 219 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:50,648 -If we take this second path, we could surprise whatever took her. 220 00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:52,614 -Don't you mean whoever? 221 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:55,442 -This is dense, un-passable wilderness, not a path! 222 00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:57,699 -Not yet. -[ominous music note] 223 00:10:57,874 --> 00:10:59,224 -[mutters] 224 00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:00,877 -Give the control rod a try. 225 00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:02,181 -Who are you talking to? 226 00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:03,837 -Uh, you? 227 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:05,621 -Weird that you didn't use my name, but okay. 228 00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:07,795 I'm sure it's not because you never bothered to learn it. 229 00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:09,101 -What do you want to hear, dude? 230 00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:10,187 -That's what I thought. 231 00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:11,705 -Control rod, please! 232 00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,148 -Whatever. -[engine sputtering] 233 00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:15,464 -We should fan out and secure a perimeter. 234 00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,681 -[imitates buzzer] Mutiny, mutiny! [laughs] 235 00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:19,981 No but seriously, I won't be following your orders. 236 00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:22,547 -Saturn, Rex-- -Should've told you I was in charge? 237 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,945 Agreed completely. 238 00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:28,249 We need fire. I need you to go gather some pine cones. Where did you go? 239 00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:30,856 Lex? Lex?! 240 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:34,868 -[flames roaring] 241 00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:39,567 -Nope, nope, nope, nope. No, you were supposed to pick it up today. 242 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:42,752 How do I know your cousin has a truck? 243 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:45,399 Okay, but please hurry. It's getting late. 244 00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:46,754 -[cellphone beeps] -[groans] 245 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:50,973 I wonder if Mr. Dick Pic has a truck. 246 00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:56,192 -This is ridiculous! How do you see an enemy coming with all these bullshit vines?! 247 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:57,277 -You don't. 248 00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:59,535 -Death is all around you. 249 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,369 -Well, I don't like this at all. This is no way to fight a war, 250 00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:04,767 never knowing who's in front of you, behind you. 251 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:07,991 And if one more of these motherfuckers flies in my mouth! 252 00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:10,382 -Hey, hey, hey, hey! Cool out, brother. 253 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,985 -I can't! I've been in the jungle for three hours, 254 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,777 and I might lose my pinkie toes to pruning! 255 00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:18,392 -Maybe you just need a little jungle medicine. 256 00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:21,569 -Brownies? A taste of home. 257 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:22,871 -[flies buzzing] -[Cooch screeching] 258 00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,696 -Is she gonna be all right? 259 00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:27,184 -Not unless we wrap this up soon. Are we close? 260 00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:28,695 -I'd say so. 261 00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,878 This is Lopez's graphic calculator. 262 00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:33,804 Oh, nope, sorry. That's mine. Must've fallen out of the holster. 263 00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:35,410 -[cellphone clatters] -God damn it, man! 264 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:38,190 Keep track of your shit! Look like a real asshole. 265 00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,536 I don't know where the hell we are. 266 00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:44,416 -Oh, delicious! I could've done a tour in 'Nam if the MRE's were this good 267 00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:46,589 A little ashy at the end there. 268 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,326 -Yep. That's the marijuana. 269 00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:50,066 -Excuse me? 270 00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:52,287 -Highly concentrated, military-grade Mary Jane. 271 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:55,207 Should've told you to just eat half, but 272 00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:57,913 [chuckling] hell, nobody ever listens to that anyway. 273 00:12:58,081 --> 00:13:02,781 -You son of a bitch! I've tried your devil's weed, and it did not go well. 274 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:06,866 -Hey, relax. You didn't have your brothers in arms with you last time. 275 00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:09,007 As long as I'm here, nothing bad can-- 276 00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:11,139 -[vine whips] -[screams] 277 00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:13,712 -Render! -[vine whips] 278 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,190 -Shit, Fox! 279 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:17,414 -[skittering] 280 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:19,667 -Nope. Uh-uh. 281 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,242 -[gunfire] -[screaming] 282 00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:24,154 -Aah! 283 00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:25,065 -[screaming] 284 00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:26,239 -[groaning] 285 00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:34,337 -Was that necessary? 286 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:36,289 -Hell no! I couldn't figure out how to shut the damn thing off! 287 00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:37,897 Why do you think I was screaming? 288 00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:39,078 -[growling] 289 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:40,822 -[claws swiping] 290 00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:42,172 -Cooch? 291 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,563 -[roaring] 292 00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:46,736 -Looks like your girl picked up a scent. Let's move! 293 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:50,183 And leave the guns. Clearly, I should not be touching these things. 294 00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:53,826 -[bolt tightens] -All right. Fire it up. 295 00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:56,227 -Just so you know, another way to get my attention would be to say my name, 296 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,970 unless you thought my name was All Right! 297 00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,231 -Just turn the key, dude. 298 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,013 -It's Nate Metzler, by the way! 299 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,358 -Great... what are you doing? 300 00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:06,408 -[gasoline splatters] -I'm starting this fire so we don't freeze to death. 301 00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:09,594 -It's 110 degrees... in the shade. 302 00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:13,551 -Temperature could drop at any moment. A true leader is prepared for everything. 303 00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:15,992 -[flames roaring] -Oh, not my legs! 304 00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,639 -Should have learned this, but you're also going to blow up the helicopter, dipshit! 305 00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:21,604 -[suspenseful music] -[helicopter rumbling] 306 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,383 -[groaning] 307 00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:26,038 -Thank God you're here, Lex. 308 00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:30,133 -What?! Bullshit! If she'd been here with my pine cones, none of this would've happened! 309 00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:33,614 -There aren't pine trees on tropical islands. 310 00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,655 -Really? Did you look? 311 00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:40,051 -If you wanted a fire, you could've just asked -[ominous music] 312 00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:42,007 -Nate with an E. 313 00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:44,485 -We are in the middle of something here! 314 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:48,056 -This is it. This is where Lopez went missing. 315 00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:50,585 -Ranger, what's taking so long? 316 00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:53,589 -[voice breaking] While we're asking questions, what is time? Can you see it? 317 00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:58,552 Can you taste it? No. But as it moves, it moves us. 318 00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,073 -Oh, for fuck sake. 319 00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,287 -Cooch: Rex? Is that you? -Cooch! 320 00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:04,636 -Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hi. 321 00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:08,856 -What happened? Did you see it? -Nah, man. I got hit before I saw a thing. 322 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:11,818 I can usually, at least, smell someone coming-- 323 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,828 their buttholes, I mean. That's what I smell, people's buttholes. 324 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:18,221 -Got it Cooch. What is this place? 325 00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:21,135 -Oh, Agony, is that you? 326 00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:22,831 -Render, are you injured? 327 00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:26,494 [screams] A little warning, man! 328 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,584 Wait. No blood. That's a cybernetic arm. 329 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,843 -What did this thing want with your hand? 330 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:35,197 -It needed my embedded credentials to open the door. 331 00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:40,459 -Wait a second. Why does your arm look like an arm? They can make these things look real now? 332 00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:43,375 -Yep, for years. I have feeling in it, too. 333 00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:48,471 -And I've just been walking around with these forklift tongs stuck to my shoulders?! 334 00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,993 You imagine trying to sleep on these things?! 335 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,127 -Son of a bitch! 336 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,610 -[high pitched] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! What's the deal? 337 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,650 -Something lured us here to open that door. There's something you're not telling me! 338 00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:59,176 -Okay, okay! 339 00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:02,831 This isn't an island... it's a prison. -[eerie music] 340 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:05,305 -That's also an island. You know what I mean. 341 00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:09,096 -Many countries don't have the resources to house their supervillains, 342 00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:11,712 so for decades, they sent them here, 343 00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:16,633 hundreds of 'em. When I learned the U.S. government had set up shop here, I had to know why. 344 00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:20,021 -Hundreds of supervillains? But the place is deserted. 345 00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:23,236 -And we're gonna find out why. -[American Ranger chomping] 346 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:29,077 [distorted screams and chomps] 347 00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,602 Guys, I found some Wheat Thins under a desk. 348 00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:34,914 You ever notice how they scream every time you bite into them? 349 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:38,691 -You brought the goddamn brownies, didn't you?! 350 00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,867 -Which one of you is in charge? 351 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:45,484 -I've been lit on fire once today, so, uh, Lex, he's talking to you. 352 00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,006 -What do you want? 353 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,050 -I want this helicopter and that pilot to take-- 354 00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,785 -The name's Nate Metzler! 355 00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,839 -...to take me off this island for good, 356 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,973 unless anyone else flies. That guy seems up his own ass. 357 00:16:57,146 --> 00:17:01,366 -Those flames... you're the asshole that shot us out of the sky! 358 00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:07,422 -Okay, relax. That was a distress signal. My control was diminished by the procedure. 359 00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:12,341 -Procedure? -Sorry, the name's Flame Scar. Famous Brazilian supervillain-- 360 00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:16,509 at least, I was, until I was imprisoned with 300 other degenerates. 361 00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:20,517 There was no law. Food was scarce. But we survived... 362 00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:23,351 until they showed up. 363 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,130 -Do they have a name, like me, Nate Metzler? 364 00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:28,086 -What is with this guy? 365 00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:30,884 [clears throat] They were a shadowy government organization. 366 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:36,100 They rounded all of us up, did experiments on our powers. We started disappearing, 367 00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:38,932 until one of us made them stop. 368 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,021 -Who? 369 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,763 -What's your status, Fox? 370 00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:48,333 -I'm down a cybernetic ear. Be very careful, and keep your voice down. 371 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,552 -Render, get this guy back to the chopper! 372 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:55,641 -Something's using your team's biometrics to open these doors. 373 00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:00,728 -[eerie music] 374 00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:03,595 -This place has a very, very bad vibe, man. 375 00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:05,478 -What are you nerds reading? 376 00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:09,829 -Dr. Kleptor. Oh, I haven't heard that name in a long time. 377 00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:13,831 He was a crackpot who claimed he could remove superpowers from villains, 378 00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:18,395 but he got shut down after Magmalon died on his table. Bastard. 379 00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,485 -Looks like he's back in business. 380 00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:24,844 -Power retardant. They must've used this to weaken the patients. 381 00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:27,236 -This whole room is set up to harvest powers. 382 00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:28,630 -What for? 383 00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:31,243 -From what it looks like... that. 384 00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:33,814 -[warbling] 385 00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:37,202 -Open it. -It's locked with an omega-level holo key. Now I-- 386 00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:40,077 -Good thing I have a key of my own. 387 00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:42,429 -[banging noise] -Oh, son of a bitch! 388 00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:44,299 -You okay, dude? -Yeah, I'm fine. 389 00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:45,691 -'Cause that looked like it hurt. 390 00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,603 -Nope. -As I was saying, 391 00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,948 before this turned into a dick-measuring contest, 392 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:53,219 I have omega-level clearance. 393 00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:55,923 -You've had a cybernetic eye this whole time? 394 00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,221 -Yep. 395 00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:59,747 -And the eye patch is because? 396 00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:01,441 -It freaks people out. 397 00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:02,788 -[laser warbling] -[scanner beeps] 398 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,487 -Female Voice: Welcome, new user. 399 00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:07,535 Affix gauntlets to fist for authentication. 400 00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:11,111 Note: powers in beta have not yet calibrated. 401 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,890 -[gauntlets beeping] - Please use caution. 402 00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:15,244 -Oh, my God. Is that-- 403 00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:19,195 -A gizmo that stores superpowers harvested from hundreds of villains? Yes, it is. 404 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,725 -Maybe one of them wanted theirs back. 405 00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:24,989 -But once this place went into lockdown, the gauntlets would be secure, 406 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:30,174 unless some chump with omega-level clearance marched in here and-- oh, shit! 407 00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:33,043 -[eerie music] -Close it up. Cooch, Ranger, guard that door. 408 00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:35,744 -[growling] 409 00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:37,223 -Agony, hurry! 410 00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:38,483 -[dramatic music] -[laser warbling] 411 00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:41,404 -[claws scratching] 412 00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:42,311 -[grunting] 413 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:43,655 -[punching and grunting] 414 00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:48,452 -No, no, no, no! Oh, shit! Oh, no. -Hug time! Aah! 415 00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,277 -[electricity crackles] -That ain't right. 416 00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:53,801 -[laser warbling] -[cybernetic eyeball clanks] 417 00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:06,213 -Female Voice: Welcome, new user. Would you like to enter a name? 418 00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:08,079 -I know who that is. 419 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,900 -Female Voice: Registration delayed. 420 00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:12,208 -Shock and awe. -Female Voice: Shock and awe. 421 00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:13,515 -[gauntlets warbling] 422 00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:15,998 -Feet of feather. 423 00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:17,831 -Female Voice: Feet of feather. 424 00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,829 -[gauntlets warbling] -[whooshing] 425 00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:22,479 -I know who that is. 426 00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,436 -She wasn't like the rest of us. -[dramatic music] 427 00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:28,494 -She was soft when she came here but she was not soft for long. 428 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:30,052 -[energy powering up] 429 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,709 -When they came to take her, she was ready. 430 00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:34,493 -[powering up intensifies] 431 00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:37,928 -They did not gain her powers. They lost their lives. 432 00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:40,106 -[powering up intensifies] 433 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:43,502 -I was freed in the chaos, but I am not safe from her violence. 434 00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:47,157 We must leave together, or we die alone. 435 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,863 -[powering up intensifies] 436 00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:50,860 -Sounds like this guy's cool, Lex, I'll tag back in. 437 00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:53,212 Let me be the first to welcome you to our little commune. 438 00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:54,342 I am the leader-- 439 00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:56,174 -Watch out! -[flames] 440 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,042 -Huh? Oh, no, no, son of a bitch! Not again! Whoa! 441 00:20:58,213 --> 00:20:59,613 -[warbling] -What? 442 00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:01,167 -Fly. -Can I get a please? 443 00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:02,217 -[bones crunch] -Oh! 444 00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:03,911 -Now. 445 00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:06,698 -[dramatic music] -[helicopter blades whirring] 446 00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:09,574 -Aah! No! 447 00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:12,485 -Female Voice: Would you like to set username now? 448 00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:13,622 -Yes. 449 00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:15,884 -I know who that is. 450 00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:17,927 -Female voice: Say name when ready. 451 00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:19,282 -[gas hissing, helmet releasing] 452 00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:22,543 -Debbie Devizo. 453 00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:23,536 -[dramatic music] 454 00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:27,416 -Nate: Nate Metzler, my name, by the way. 455 00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:29,982 -[theme music playing] 456 00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:50,224 -[brakes squeak] 457 00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:53,526 -Hey, my cousin flaked. His bad. But I brought my Firebird. Do you think it'll fit in here? 458 00:21:53,703 --> 00:21:55,533 -[hip-hop music plays from car] 459 00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:59,835 -[grunting] It fits. 460 00:22:00,014 --> 00:22:01,894 -[monkey chatters] -Man: Stupid monkey. 461 00:22:02,059 --> 00:22:03,229 -[paper tearing] -[monkey cry] 462 00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:04,319 -[slap] 463 00:22:04,369 --> 00:22:08,919 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37104

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